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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,887 --> 00:00:09,970 OKAY, EMMA IS OFFICIALLY... 2 00:00:09,970 --> 00:00:11,932 RENAISSANCE FAIRE READY. 3 00:00:11,932 --> 00:00:13,974 NOW, REMEMBER, DO NOT KISS 4 00:00:13,974 --> 00:00:15,846 THE FIRST PRINCE YOU MEET. 5 00:00:15,846 --> 00:00:19,730 YOU KNOW, UNLESS IT'S THAT NEW ROYAL BABY. 6 00:00:19,730 --> 00:00:22,403 WHICH IN THAT CASE, LOCK THAT DOWN. 7 00:00:22,403 --> 00:00:25,276 OOH, PREPAREST THEE, FAIR EMMA, 8 00:00:25,276 --> 00:00:28,489 FOR THE GRANDEST TIME OF THEE WEE LIFE. 9 00:00:28,489 --> 00:00:31,031 I'M NOT EVEN SURE EMMA SHOULD BE GOING TO THIS THING. 10 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:32,453 REN FAIRE'S JUST FULL OF ROWDY DUDES 11 00:00:32,453 --> 00:00:34,365 ON A QUEST TO TAKE HOME A DRUNKEN WENCH. 12 00:00:34,365 --> 00:00:36,537 UM, HELLO. 13 00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:37,918 IN THAT CASE, LOWER THE DRAWBRIDGE. 14 00:00:37,918 --> 00:00:39,120 I'M GOING IN. 15 00:00:42,163 --> 00:00:45,216 SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 16 00:00:45,216 --> 00:00:46,967 REN FAIRE CAN'T SUCK 17 00:00:46,967 --> 00:00:48,969 WHEN YOU'VE GOT FRIAR TUCK. 18 00:00:48,969 --> 00:00:50,171 YEAH. 19 00:00:50,171 --> 00:00:51,672 EMMA DOESN'T HAVE A CHOICE, 20 00:00:51,672 --> 00:00:54,014 BUT WHY ARE YOU GOING TO THE DORK AGES? 21 00:00:54,014 --> 00:00:56,227 DUDE, THIS IS MY JOB. 22 00:00:56,227 --> 00:00:58,139 I'M WORKING ON A PIECE FOR "THE MARY HART SHOW." 23 00:00:58,139 --> 00:01:01,942 "REN FAIRE: NERDS GONE WILD." ( chuckles ) 24 00:01:01,942 --> 00:01:03,944 I'M A RESPECTED TV JOURNALIST. 25 00:01:03,944 --> 00:01:05,065 AAH. 26 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:11,152 AND TUCKER DOBBS REPORTING LIVE FROM THE FLOOR. 27 00:01:11,152 --> 00:01:13,364 ( cellphone rings ) 28 00:01:13,364 --> 00:01:14,455 IT'S HIM. IT'S YOUR DAD. 29 00:01:14,455 --> 00:01:15,616 ANSWER IT. YOU KNOW THE DRILL. 30 00:01:15,616 --> 00:01:16,957 RIGHT. 31 00:01:16,957 --> 00:01:18,329 THE LAW OFFICE OF TUCKER DOBBS, 32 00:01:18,329 --> 00:01:19,580 HOW MAY I DIRECT YOUR CALL? 33 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:21,912 HELLO, MR. DOBBS. 34 00:01:21,912 --> 00:01:23,964 MR. DOBBS IS JUST WALKING IN. HERE. 35 00:01:23,964 --> 00:01:26,167 HEY, DAD. ( chuckles ) 36 00:01:26,167 --> 00:01:28,299 NO NO NO NO. 37 00:01:28,299 --> 00:01:29,880 JUST GETTING READY FOR COURT. 38 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:31,972 WHAT'S UP? 39 00:01:31,972 --> 00:01:34,845 THE LAW OFFICE OF TUCKER DOBBS? 40 00:01:34,845 --> 00:01:37,057 YEAH, TUCKER'S DAD THINKS HE'S A LAWYER. 41 00:01:37,057 --> 00:01:38,889 - SINCE WHEN? - SINCE HE TOLD HIM 42 00:01:38,889 --> 00:01:40,851 HE GRADUATED FROM LAW SCHOOL. 43 00:01:40,851 --> 00:01:44,485 OKAY, BUT TUCKER DROPPED OUT OF LAW SCHOOL LIKE THREE YEARS AGO. 44 00:01:44,485 --> 00:01:45,986 I KNOW THAT AND YOU KNOW THAT, 45 00:01:45,986 --> 00:01:47,398 BUT HIS DAD DOESN'T KNOW THAT. 46 00:01:47,398 --> 00:01:49,069 WHY COULDN'T HE JUST TELL HIM THE TRUTH? 47 00:01:49,069 --> 00:01:50,651 WELL, IN HIS FAMILY, YOU'RE A DOCTOR, 48 00:01:50,651 --> 00:01:52,032 YOU'RE A LAWYER OR YOU'RE AN ORPHAN. 49 00:01:53,194 --> 00:01:54,995 BUT ALL TUCKER'S EVER WANTED TO DO IS WORK IN TV. 50 00:01:54,995 --> 00:01:56,407 SO I MIGHT HAVE SUGGESTED 51 00:01:56,407 --> 00:01:58,159 THAT HE DROP OUT AND PURSUE HIS DREAM. 52 00:01:58,159 --> 00:01:59,740 WELL, HAS ANYONE EVER SUGGESTED 53 00:01:59,740 --> 00:02:02,203 THAT YOU STOP SUGGESTING THINGS? 54 00:02:02,203 --> 00:02:05,546 ALL THE TIME. 55 00:02:05,546 --> 00:02:07,628 BUT HIS PARENTS NEVER COME INTO THE CITY. 56 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:09,550 TRUST ME, IT IS SO NOT A BIG DEAL. 57 00:02:10,881 --> 00:02:13,013 MY DAD'S IN TOWN. 58 00:02:14,755 --> 00:02:16,717 AND NOW IT'S A BIG DEAL. 59 00:02:16,717 --> 00:02:19,310 ( theme music plays ) 60 00:02:19,310 --> 00:02:22,223 ♪ IT'S AMAZING HOW THE UNEXPECTED ♪ 61 00:02:22,223 --> 00:02:25,396 ♪ CAN TAKE YOUR LIFE AND CHANGE DIRECTION. ♪ 62 00:02:29,029 --> 00:02:31,322 Tucker: YOU KNOW MY DAD WILL FREAK OUT, 63 00:02:31,322 --> 00:02:32,903 BUT I CAN'T KEEP THIS UP. 64 00:02:32,903 --> 00:02:34,195 YOU KNOW MY KNOWLEDGE OF THE LAW 65 00:02:34,195 --> 00:02:35,946 IS LIMITED TO TV SHOWS 66 00:02:35,946 --> 00:02:37,368 AND THAT TIME WE WENT TO JURY DUTY 67 00:02:37,368 --> 00:02:39,490 JUST TO PICK UP GIRLS. 68 00:02:39,490 --> 00:02:40,911 LOOK, I DON'T CARE WHO SHE KILLED. 69 00:02:40,911 --> 00:02:43,914 THAT DEFENDANT WAS GUILTY OF FIRST DEGREE SEXINESS. 70 00:02:46,086 --> 00:02:48,048 YOU MAY NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE LAW, 71 00:02:48,048 --> 00:02:49,880 BUT WE DO KNOW SOMEONE WHO DOES. 72 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:53,384 WELL, UNFORTUNATELY THE DEPOSED IS INDISPOSED 73 00:02:53,384 --> 00:02:56,597 AND WON'T BE RE-DISPOSED UNTIL AN UNDISCLOSED TIME. 74 00:02:56,597 --> 00:02:58,299 SO IN OTHER WORDS, I'M GONNA BE A WHILE. 75 00:02:58,299 --> 00:02:59,300 - OH! - IT'S ALL RIGHT. 76 00:02:59,300 --> 00:03:00,511 I'VE GOT YOU. 77 00:03:00,511 --> 00:03:03,974 YES. YES, YOU DO. 78 00:03:03,974 --> 00:03:05,356 NO BONES BROKEN, I HOPE. 79 00:03:05,356 --> 00:03:07,107 OH, NO. 80 00:03:07,107 --> 00:03:08,899 - RILEY, ARE YOU OKAY? - I'M FINE. 81 00:03:08,899 --> 00:03:10,271 I'M FINE. 82 00:03:10,271 --> 00:03:12,112 SORRY, I'M SO CLUMSY. 83 00:03:12,112 --> 00:03:14,275 WELL, YOU LOOK PERFECT FROM WHERE I'M STANDING. 84 00:03:15,236 --> 00:03:16,577 YEAH, WHATEVER, MAN. 85 00:03:16,577 --> 00:03:18,489 COME ON, WE NEED YOUR HELP. 86 00:03:19,740 --> 00:03:21,702 WHO IS THAT? 87 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:22,873 HAVE YOU EVER SEEN HIM BEFORE? 88 00:03:22,873 --> 00:03:24,124 WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HIM? 89 00:03:24,124 --> 00:03:25,416 RILEY, IF I EVER START 90 00:03:25,416 --> 00:03:26,877 NOTICING THE GUYS WHO COME IN HERE, 91 00:03:26,877 --> 00:03:28,999 IT'S GONNA BECOME A VERY DIFFERENT KIND OF BAR. 92 00:03:30,961 --> 00:03:32,753 OKAY, I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO TELL ME 93 00:03:32,753 --> 00:03:34,715 LIKE A DOZEN LAWYERY THINGS. 94 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:36,387 - OOH, CAN I BORROW THESE? - NO NO NO NO. 95 00:03:36,387 --> 00:03:37,718 LAWYER-CLIENT CONFIDENTIALITY. 96 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:40,010 OOH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE. KEEP 'EM COMING. 97 00:03:40,010 --> 00:03:41,892 YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN. 98 00:03:41,892 --> 00:03:43,934 ALL RIGHT, I'M MEETING DANNY TO FINALIZE OUR COSTUMES. 99 00:03:43,934 --> 00:03:46,106 I'M KIND OF PLAYING HOOKY FOR THE REST OF THE AFTERNOON. 100 00:03:46,106 --> 00:03:48,108 WAIT, SO YOU'RE TAKING THE AFTERNOON OFF 101 00:03:48,108 --> 00:03:49,480 AND YOU WON'T BE BACK IN YOUR OFFICE? 102 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:51,191 WELL, NOT UNLESS I RUN INTO MY BOSS 103 00:03:51,191 --> 00:03:53,404 AT THE WENCH SECTION AT WIG WORLD. 104 00:03:53,404 --> 00:03:56,447 SO YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE BACK TO THE OFFICE TODAY AT ALL? 105 00:03:56,447 --> 00:03:58,409 Riley: OKAY, HERE'S AN IDEA. 106 00:03:58,409 --> 00:04:00,451 ALL THE ENERGY THAT YOU USE TO ACT LIKE YOU'RE LISTENING, 107 00:04:00,451 --> 00:04:02,032 TRY USING IT TO ACTUALLY LISTEN. 108 00:04:04,074 --> 00:04:05,666 HEY, REN BOY. 109 00:04:05,666 --> 00:04:07,748 YOU READY TO GET MEDIEVAL? 110 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:09,630 YOU HAVE TO HELP ME. MOM WANTS TO COME WITH US. 111 00:04:09,630 --> 00:04:11,081 SO THE MORE THE MERRIER, RIGHT? 112 00:04:11,081 --> 00:04:12,463 NO SON EVER NEEDS TO SEE 113 00:04:12,463 --> 00:04:14,044 HIS MOTHER DRESSED UP LIKE A WENCH. 114 00:04:15,376 --> 00:04:17,087 DON'T GET ME WRONG. I'M ALL FOR BOOBS, 115 00:04:17,087 --> 00:04:19,300 JUST AS LONG AS THEY DIDN'T FEED ME AT SOME POINT. 116 00:04:19,300 --> 00:04:20,931 ( cellphone vibrates ) 117 00:04:20,931 --> 00:04:22,723 OH, NO, IT'S MY COACH. 118 00:04:22,723 --> 00:04:24,224 I TOLD HIM I WAS AT HOME SICK IN BED. 119 00:04:24,224 --> 00:04:26,887 ( coughs ) HEY, COACH. 120 00:04:26,887 --> 00:04:28,439 - OH, HEY, MOM. - OH, HEY, HONEY. 121 00:04:28,439 --> 00:04:30,561 HEY, RILEY, I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE. 122 00:04:30,561 --> 00:04:33,103 OKAY, COULD YOU HELP ME WITH MY COSTUME? 123 00:04:33,103 --> 00:04:35,816 YOU KNOW, I NEED SOMETHING THAT FEATURES THE GIRLS, 124 00:04:35,816 --> 00:04:37,107 BUT IS STILL STREET LEGAL. 125 00:04:39,159 --> 00:04:42,493 HEY, BREADSTICK, WHAT'S UP WITH THE MOONEY FACE? 126 00:04:42,493 --> 00:04:44,905 I DON'T KNOW. HAVE YOU EVER JUST LIKE 127 00:04:44,905 --> 00:04:46,327 LOOKED INTO A GUY'S EYES 128 00:04:46,327 --> 00:04:47,618 AND THOUGHT HE COULD BE THE ONE? 129 00:04:47,618 --> 00:04:49,370 YEAH, THIS MORNING AT THE BANK. 130 00:04:49,370 --> 00:04:50,871 YESTERDAY AT THE SUPERMARKET. 131 00:04:50,871 --> 00:04:52,753 AND TWO WEEKS AGO AT THE DMV. 132 00:04:52,753 --> 00:04:54,965 I'M NOT REAL CHOOSY. 133 00:04:56,507 --> 00:04:59,470 WAIT. 134 00:04:59,470 --> 00:05:00,921 JUST NOW THIS HAPPENED? 135 00:05:00,921 --> 00:05:03,344 I KNOW, I KNOW. IT'S SO SILLY. 136 00:05:03,344 --> 00:05:05,476 BUT SOMETHING ABOUT THE WAY HE LOOKED AT ME 137 00:05:05,476 --> 00:05:07,307 LITERALLY TOOK MY BREATH AWAY. 138 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:08,979 REALLY? 139 00:05:08,979 --> 00:05:11,432 OH OH, MY GOD. OKAY, UM... 140 00:05:11,432 --> 00:05:13,934 WELL, YOU-- YOU-- YOU NEED TO SAY SOMETHING. 141 00:05:13,934 --> 00:05:16,196 OH MY GOD, NO. I COULD NEVER. 142 00:05:16,196 --> 00:05:17,608 I MEAN, WHAT IF HE DOESN'T LIKE ME BACK? 143 00:05:17,608 --> 00:05:18,939 OH, HE DOES. 144 00:05:20,150 --> 00:05:22,903 YEAH, I MEAN, YOU KNOW, WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE? 145 00:05:41,051 --> 00:05:43,263 - ( knocking ) - Ben: MR. DOBBS. 146 00:05:48,559 --> 00:05:49,930 COME IN. 147 00:05:49,930 --> 00:05:52,352 MR. DOBBS, YOUR DAD. 148 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:53,353 TUCKER. 149 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:54,815 ( laughs ) 150 00:05:54,815 --> 00:05:56,857 - AWW. - ( laughs ) 151 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:57,898 - UH? - UH? 152 00:05:57,898 --> 00:05:59,149 ( awkward laughter ) 153 00:05:59,149 --> 00:06:00,320 WELL, LOOK AT YOU. 154 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:02,032 MY SON THE LAWYER. 155 00:06:02,032 --> 00:06:04,825 I CANNOT BELIEVE I'M FINALLY STANDING IN YOUR OFFICE. 156 00:06:04,825 --> 00:06:06,286 IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. 157 00:06:06,286 --> 00:06:09,039 IT MOST CERTAINLY IS. ( chuckles ) 158 00:06:09,039 --> 00:06:10,451 NOW NOW, MR. DOBBS, 159 00:06:10,451 --> 00:06:12,332 I THINK THIS WALL OF DIPLOMAS BEGS TO-- 160 00:06:14,294 --> 00:06:15,956 OH, RIGHT, I'M HAVING THEM CLEANED. 161 00:06:15,956 --> 00:06:18,378 WELL, DAD, NOW THAT YOU'VE SEEN 162 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,300 MY LITTLE CORNER OF THE WORLD, LET'S GO HAVE A DRINK, 163 00:06:20,300 --> 00:06:21,632 AND YOU CAN TELL ME ALL ABOUT YOURS. 164 00:06:21,632 --> 00:06:25,716 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I'M NOT LEAVING NOW. 165 00:06:25,716 --> 00:06:27,678 HE'S NOT LEAVING. 166 00:06:27,678 --> 00:06:31,061 OH, NO, I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT SOME OF YOUR CASES. 167 00:06:31,061 --> 00:06:33,013 SO WHAT ARE YOU WORKING ON? 168 00:06:33,013 --> 00:06:35,355 CASES? 169 00:06:35,355 --> 00:06:37,898 WELL, UH, THERE'S, UH... 170 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:39,940 LAWYER-CLIENT CONFIDENTIALITY. 171 00:06:39,940 --> 00:06:43,023 YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH. WHAT HE SAID. 172 00:06:43,023 --> 00:06:44,324 ( laughs ) THAT'S MY BOY. 173 00:06:44,324 --> 00:06:46,156 HONEST AS THE DAY IS LONG. 174 00:06:46,156 --> 00:06:48,238 I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF YOU ENDED UP A JUDGE ONE DAY. 175 00:06:48,238 --> 00:06:51,411 YEAH, WELL, A LOT OF PEOPLE WOULD BE. 176 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:53,624 BUT NOW THAT I KNOW 177 00:06:53,624 --> 00:06:55,415 THAT YOU'RE TRULY PASSIONATE ABOUT THE LAW, 178 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,628 I'M GONNA SET YOU UP WITH SOME OF MY FRIENDS. 179 00:06:57,628 --> 00:06:59,249 WE'RE GONNA GET YOU A BETTER JOB. 180 00:06:59,249 --> 00:07:03,003 YOU KNOW, I'M ACTUALLY PRETTY HAPPY RIGHT HERE. 181 00:07:03,003 --> 00:07:04,845 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 182 00:07:04,845 --> 00:07:06,256 THE GUY WHO GETS MY COFFEE 183 00:07:06,256 --> 00:07:07,848 HAS A BIGGER OFFICE THAN THIS. 184 00:07:07,848 --> 00:07:09,600 YEAH, I WILL HAVE THAT TO YOU IN LIKE TWO-- 185 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:11,181 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? - HONEY! 186 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:19,149 DAD, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET MY GIRLFRIEND... 187 00:07:20,561 --> 00:07:23,113 WINIFRED. 188 00:07:28,118 --> 00:07:29,990 MARSHALL DOBBS. SO HAPPY TO MEET YOU. 189 00:07:29,990 --> 00:07:32,072 ( laughs ) WE SHOULD GO. 190 00:07:32,072 --> 00:07:34,575 DON'T FORGET THE JENSENS ARE EXPECTING US AT 8:00. 191 00:07:34,575 --> 00:07:36,667 I TOLD THEM YOU'D BE BRINGING YOUR AMBROSIA. 192 00:07:36,667 --> 00:07:38,378 BYE, DARLING. OKAY, COME ON. 193 00:07:42,252 --> 00:07:43,674 ( nervous laughter ) 194 00:07:46,006 --> 00:07:48,889 HERE, YOU'RE PROBABLY GONNA WANT THIS BACK. 195 00:07:48,889 --> 00:07:51,051 I BROKE IT. 196 00:07:53,934 --> 00:07:55,265 Bonnie: SO WHAT DO YOU SAY, EMMA? 197 00:07:55,265 --> 00:07:57,648 SHOULD WE SADDLE HIM UP AND RIDE HIM TO REN FAIRE? 198 00:08:01,772 --> 00:08:04,404 WE ARE SO WINNING THE COSTUME CONTEST THIS YEAR. 199 00:08:04,404 --> 00:08:07,107 AND WAIT TILL YOU SEE THE SKIT THAT RILEY AND I BEEN WORKING ON. 200 00:08:07,107 --> 00:08:09,159 IT'S ABOUT THE BLACK PLAGUE. IT'S HILARIOUS! 201 00:08:09,159 --> 00:08:12,372 YEAH, OKAY, HONEY, BUT HAVE YOU MAYBE CONSIDERED 202 00:08:12,372 --> 00:08:15,205 GOING IN A SLIGHTLY MORE ROMANTIC DIRECTION? 203 00:08:15,205 --> 00:08:16,957 YOU KNOW, WITH THE SKIT 204 00:08:16,957 --> 00:08:18,328 AND THE COSTUME. 205 00:08:18,328 --> 00:08:22,543 WHY? THIS THING'S A GUARANTEED WENCH-MAGNET. 206 00:08:22,543 --> 00:08:24,044 THE ONLY THING THAT WOULD BE BETTER 207 00:08:24,044 --> 00:08:25,926 IS IF I HAD A UNICORN HORN. 208 00:08:25,926 --> 00:08:29,129 TURNS OUT THOSE THINGS ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND. 209 00:08:29,129 --> 00:08:31,972 YEAH YEAH, SURE. BUT, HONEY, 210 00:08:31,972 --> 00:08:33,974 RILEY IS GOING WITH YOU. 211 00:08:33,974 --> 00:08:36,847 - SO? - OKAY, MAYBE YOU BETTER SIT DOWN. 212 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:40,941 YEAH, I GUESS STANDING IS FINE. 213 00:08:40,941 --> 00:08:43,523 OKAY, REMEMBER WHEN I TOLD YOU 214 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:45,566 THAT MAYBE YOU SHOULD LET RILEY GO? 215 00:08:45,566 --> 00:08:47,908 WELL, MAYBE... 216 00:08:47,908 --> 00:08:50,410 I PUT THE CART BEFORE THE HORSE. 217 00:08:50,410 --> 00:08:53,033 MOM, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 218 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:54,995 OH, NO NO. I CAN'T, I CAN'T. 219 00:08:54,995 --> 00:08:56,326 YES YES YES, YOU CAN. 220 00:08:56,326 --> 00:08:58,118 OKAY. 221 00:08:58,118 --> 00:08:59,159 ALL RIGHT, DANNY, 222 00:08:59,159 --> 00:09:01,161 I THINK THAT RILEY MIGHT BE INTO YOU. 223 00:09:01,161 --> 00:09:03,043 WHAT?! WHY DO YOU THINK THAT? 224 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:04,544 WELL, SHE KIND OF TOLD ME. 225 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,006 AND NOW I'M KIND OF TELLING YOU. 226 00:09:06,006 --> 00:09:08,468 - I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. - WELL, THEN TEST THE WATERS. 227 00:09:08,468 --> 00:09:10,841 YOU KNOW, JUST PUT A LITTLE SOMETHING OUT THERE 228 00:09:10,841 --> 00:09:13,433 AND SEE IF SHE GIVES YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING BACK. 229 00:09:13,433 --> 00:09:15,726 - ( sighs ) - YEAH. 230 00:09:19,019 --> 00:09:20,230 I DON'T KNOW. 231 00:09:20,230 --> 00:09:22,102 I'VE BEEN PUTTING OUT THERE FOR LIKE 15 YEARS. 232 00:09:22,102 --> 00:09:26,066 YEAH, BUT, DANNY, SHE CALLED YOU "THE ONE." 233 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:28,779 THE ONE WHAT? 234 00:09:28,779 --> 00:09:32,532 OKAY, I CAN LEAD YOU TO WATER, DANNY, 235 00:09:32,532 --> 00:09:34,194 BUT I CAN'T MAKE YOU THINK. 236 00:09:37,407 --> 00:09:41,081 HEY, THERE'S MY LEGAL EAGLE. 237 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:43,163 HOW DID IT GO? DOES YOUR DAD STILL THINK YOU'RE A LAWYER? 238 00:09:43,163 --> 00:09:44,625 YEP. ( laughs ) 239 00:09:44,625 --> 00:09:46,046 YEP, HE DOES. 240 00:09:46,046 --> 00:09:47,587 DUDE, THAT'S GREAT. 241 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:49,970 YEAH, IN FACT, WE RAN INTO HIS FRIEND BOB. 242 00:09:49,970 --> 00:09:52,052 YEAH, HE'S ALSO A LAWYER. 243 00:09:52,052 --> 00:09:53,343 OWNS A BIG FIRM. 244 00:09:54,514 --> 00:09:56,927 AND I MANAGED TO CONVINCE HIM TOO. 245 00:09:56,927 --> 00:09:58,929 TUCKER, MAN, YOU'RE AMAZING. 246 00:09:58,929 --> 00:10:00,350 YEAH, I KNOW, I AM. 247 00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:02,522 THERE'S JUST ONE LITTLE PROBLEM. 248 00:10:02,522 --> 00:10:05,686 BOB OFFERED ME A JOB. 249 00:10:05,686 --> 00:10:07,858 I START ON MONDAY. 250 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:12,612 HE OFFERED YOU A JOB 251 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:13,613 AND YOU ACTUALLY ACCEPTED?! 252 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:14,614 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?! 253 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:15,786 I PANICKED. 254 00:10:15,786 --> 00:10:18,238 BUT I DO GET AN OFFICE WITH A WINDOW. 255 00:10:19,409 --> 00:10:20,620 GOOD, YOU CAN JUMP OUT OF IT 256 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,042 WHEN THEY FIND OUT YOU'RE NOT A LAWYER! 257 00:10:22,042 --> 00:10:23,794 DUDE, YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME. 258 00:10:23,794 --> 00:10:25,125 WHAT AM I GONNA DO NOW? 259 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:28,008 OKAY, TUCKER, I'M GONNA SUGGEST SOMETHING DRASTIC, 260 00:10:28,008 --> 00:10:31,131 SOMETHING CRAZY, SOMETHING EVEN I WOULD NEVER DO. 261 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:34,554 TELL HIM THE TRUTH. 262 00:10:34,554 --> 00:10:36,927 WHAT ELSE YOU GOT? 263 00:10:36,927 --> 00:10:39,139 TUCKER, MAN, IT'S TIME YOU STOPPED LYING. 264 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:41,762 HE'S YOUR DAD. HE'LL UNDERSTAND. 265 00:10:41,762 --> 00:10:44,104 FACE YOUR FEARS. FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS. 266 00:10:44,104 --> 00:10:46,606 LET NOTHING STAND IN YOUR WAY. 267 00:10:46,606 --> 00:10:48,819 THAT SOUNDS A LOT LIKE THE SPEECH YOU GAVE ME 268 00:10:48,819 --> 00:10:51,772 WHEN YOU TALKED ME INTO DROPPING OUT OF LAW SCHOOL. 269 00:10:51,772 --> 00:10:54,534 I THOUGHT THAT SOUNDED FAMILIAR. 270 00:10:57,367 --> 00:10:59,700 Danny: "LOVELY MAIDEN FAIR, 271 00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:01,992 LOOK INTO MY... 272 00:11:01,992 --> 00:11:03,203 HEART? 273 00:11:03,203 --> 00:11:06,626 AND TELL ME THAT YOU... 274 00:11:06,626 --> 00:11:08,628 LOVE ME." 275 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:12,592 UM, ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS NEW SKIT? 276 00:11:12,592 --> 00:11:14,464 'CAUSE I KIND OF MISS ALL THE OLD JOKES 277 00:11:14,464 --> 00:11:15,846 ABOUT DEATH AND SADNESS. 278 00:11:15,846 --> 00:11:18,558 BUT THE ROMANTIC ONES ALWAYS WIN. 279 00:11:18,558 --> 00:11:20,600 SO I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE WE COULD SWITCH IT UP. 280 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:22,432 - JUST KEEP READING. - UH, FINE. 281 00:11:22,432 --> 00:11:24,684 "AND TO YOU, KIND SIR, 282 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,937 THERE IS NOTHING TO TELL 283 00:11:26,937 --> 00:11:29,860 FOR MY HEART HAS ALWAYS BEEN TRUE." 284 00:11:29,860 --> 00:11:32,943 "SO UPON THESE LIPS I PLACE A KISS." 285 00:11:37,077 --> 00:11:38,238 OH MY GOD. 286 00:11:38,238 --> 00:11:39,529 Danny: OH MY GOD? 287 00:11:39,529 --> 00:11:41,701 "OH MY GOD" GOOD? OR "OH MY GOD" BAD? 288 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:44,785 SO GOOD. UM, AMAZING, GREAT. 289 00:11:44,785 --> 00:11:46,536 ACTUALLY, CAN WE DO THIS AGAIN LATER? 290 00:11:46,536 --> 00:11:48,628 I GOT TO-- UM, I'LL TALK TO YOU TOMORROW. 291 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,213 OH! DID YOU SEE THAT? 292 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:54,384 MOM, YOU WERE RIGHT. 293 00:11:54,384 --> 00:11:55,505 SHE REALLY DOES HAVE FEELINGS FOR ME. 294 00:11:55,505 --> 00:11:58,338 OKAY, DID I TELL YOU OR DID I TELL YOU? 295 00:11:58,338 --> 00:12:00,300 YOU TOLD ME. AND TOMORROW, 296 00:12:00,300 --> 00:12:01,972 I'M GONNA TELL HER. 297 00:12:01,972 --> 00:12:04,474 IT'S GONNA BE LIKE A FAIRY TALE. 298 00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:06,937 YEAH, THE ONE WHERE 299 00:12:06,937 --> 00:12:10,230 SHE RIDES OFF INTO THE SUNSET... 300 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,482 ON YOU. 301 00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:14,354 MAYBE WE SHOULD RETHINK THAT COSTUME. 302 00:12:14,354 --> 00:12:16,446 YOU KNOW, BEFORE YOU GIVE IT BACK, 303 00:12:16,446 --> 00:12:18,068 CAN I BORROW IT JUST FOR LIKE ONE WEEKEND? 304 00:12:19,569 --> 00:12:21,531 Tucker: I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO THIS. 305 00:12:21,531 --> 00:12:22,492 HEY, YOU'LL BE FINE. 306 00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:23,493 JUST LOOK YOUR DAD IN THE EYE 307 00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:25,035 AND TELL HIM THE TRUTH. 308 00:12:25,035 --> 00:12:26,456 I'M HERE FOR YOU, MAN. 309 00:12:26,456 --> 00:12:28,418 - ( knocking on door ) - OH MY GOD, IT'S HIM! 310 00:12:28,418 --> 00:12:30,080 I'M SORRY. 311 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:31,461 I'M SORRY. 312 00:12:38,799 --> 00:12:40,430 THERE'S MY LEGAL EAGLE. 313 00:12:40,430 --> 00:12:42,142 READY HEAD OUT AND DO SOME CELEBRATING? 314 00:12:42,142 --> 00:12:43,643 UM, YEAH, DAD, BEFORE WE GO, 315 00:12:43,643 --> 00:12:44,764 WE NEED TO TALK. 316 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,556 - WHAT'S HE DOING HERE? - HE LIVES HERE. 317 00:12:46,556 --> 00:12:48,058 YOU LIVE WITH YOUR ASSISTANT? 318 00:12:48,058 --> 00:12:49,810 YEAH, IT'S PART OF WHAT I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT. 319 00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:51,651 YOU'RE GAY? 320 00:12:51,651 --> 00:12:53,193 I'M NOT GAY. 321 00:12:53,193 --> 00:12:54,815 - DOES YOUR GIRLFRIEND KNOW? - I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. 322 00:12:54,815 --> 00:12:57,027 WELL, I GUESS WE KNOW WHY. 323 00:12:57,027 --> 00:12:58,318 ( Emma cries ) 324 00:12:58,318 --> 00:12:59,699 AND YOU HAVE A BABY? 325 00:12:59,699 --> 00:13:01,611 - NO, SHE'S NOT MY BABY. - SHE'S ACTUALLY MY BABY. 326 00:13:01,611 --> 00:13:03,453 TUCKER, THE LEAST YOU COULD DO 327 00:13:03,453 --> 00:13:04,614 IS ADOPT YOUR GAY LOVER'S CHILD. 328 00:13:04,614 --> 00:13:05,785 OH MY... 329 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,077 I THOUGHT WE RAISED YOU RIGHT. 330 00:13:07,077 --> 00:13:09,459 NO, DAD, JUST-- LET ME START ALL OVER. 331 00:13:09,459 --> 00:13:11,461 OKAY, WE ARE NOT GAY. 332 00:13:11,461 --> 00:13:13,293 BEN IS MY FRIEND. 333 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,876 AND MOST IMPORTANTLY... 334 00:13:15,876 --> 00:13:17,797 I'M NOT A LAWYER. 335 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,090 OH, YES, YOU ARE. 336 00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:23,924 I DROPPED OUT OF LAW SCHOOL AFTER FIRST SEMESTER. 337 00:13:23,924 --> 00:13:26,346 I WORK IN TV. I'M TRYING TO BECOME A PRODUCER. 338 00:13:26,346 --> 00:13:27,427 IT'S MY DREAM. 339 00:13:27,427 --> 00:13:29,429 NO, IT'S NOT. 340 00:13:29,429 --> 00:13:31,641 YES. YES, IT IS. 341 00:13:31,641 --> 00:13:34,484 I'VE TOLD YOU THAT EVERY TIME YOU'VE ASKED ME WHAT I WANTED TO BE. 342 00:13:34,484 --> 00:13:36,106 BUT YOU GOT THAT GREAT SCHOLARSHIP. 343 00:13:36,106 --> 00:13:37,567 I MIGHT HAVE LIED ABOUT THAT TOO. 344 00:13:38,859 --> 00:13:41,071 BUT THANKS FOR THAT GRADUATION TRIP TO MEXICO. 345 00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:42,903 FANTASTICO. 346 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,326 SO TO OBTAIN THIS SO-CALLED DREAM, 347 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,408 - YOU DECIDED TO LIE TO ME... - OH, NO. 348 00:13:48,408 --> 00:13:49,749 ...AND TO YOUR MOTHER, 349 00:13:49,749 --> 00:13:51,952 TO MOCK US AND EVERYTHING WE VALUE AND STAND FOR? 350 00:13:51,952 --> 00:13:53,874 DAD, I'M SO SORRY. 351 00:13:53,874 --> 00:13:55,545 OH, DON'T BE. 352 00:13:55,545 --> 00:13:57,417 IT'S NO LONGER A CONCERN OF MINE 353 00:13:57,417 --> 00:13:58,508 BECAUSE FROM NOW ON, 354 00:13:58,508 --> 00:14:00,380 I NO LONGER HAVE A SON. 355 00:14:02,262 --> 00:14:04,224 WAIT, DAD, LET ME EXPLAIN. 356 00:14:07,057 --> 00:14:09,469 YOU SHOULD PROBABLY LET BOB KNOW 357 00:14:09,469 --> 00:14:11,101 YOU WON'T BE IN ON MONDAY. 358 00:14:15,735 --> 00:14:17,027 - ( babbles ) - OKAY. 359 00:14:17,027 --> 00:14:18,778 LISTEN, IF THIS IS LAME, 360 00:14:18,778 --> 00:14:20,320 WE NEED TO HAVE A SIGNAL. 361 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:22,282 SO FLAP YOUR WINGS TWICE 362 00:14:22,282 --> 00:14:24,194 AND WE WILL SKIP OUT AND GET TACOS. 363 00:14:24,194 --> 00:14:26,076 YES YES, I KNOW. 364 00:14:26,076 --> 00:14:27,948 KNOCK KNOCK. 365 00:14:27,948 --> 00:14:31,121 ONE NOT-SO-FAIR MAIDEN REPORTING FOR DUTY. 366 00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:32,792 OH MY GOSH, WHAT A COINCIDENCE. 367 00:14:32,792 --> 00:14:35,956 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WORE TO PROM. 368 00:14:35,956 --> 00:14:37,457 UH, WHERE'S DANNY? 369 00:14:37,457 --> 00:14:39,589 OH, HE ASKED US TO MEET HIM AT THE TRAIN STATION. 370 00:14:39,589 --> 00:14:41,551 HE HAD A LAST MINUTE COSTUME CHANGE. 371 00:14:41,551 --> 00:14:45,055 SO HOW'S EVERYTHING ON THE LOVE FRONT? 372 00:14:45,055 --> 00:14:46,556 YOU STILL ALL BREATHLESS? 373 00:14:46,556 --> 00:14:51,181 YEAH, BUT THAT MAY BE THE CORSET TALKING. 374 00:14:51,181 --> 00:14:53,773 SO YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED YOUR MIND, HAVE YOU? 375 00:14:53,773 --> 00:14:56,146 NO, I SAW HIM YESTERDAY. 376 00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:58,278 AND IT'S ALL I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT. 377 00:14:58,278 --> 00:15:00,150 OH, THAT'S GOOD. 378 00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:02,572 I JUST WISH I AT LEAST KNEW HIS NAME, YOU KNOW? 379 00:15:02,572 --> 00:15:04,734 OH, THAT'S NOT GOOD. 380 00:15:04,734 --> 00:15:06,826 I'M SORRY, UM, WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 381 00:15:06,826 --> 00:15:08,908 THE GUY FROM THE BAR. 382 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,790 WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 383 00:15:10,790 --> 00:15:12,912 THE GUY FROM THE BAR. 384 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:16,126 I MEAN, WHO ELSE WOULD I BE TALKING ABOUT? 385 00:15:16,126 --> 00:15:17,587 YOU KNOW WHAT, RILEY? WE'VE GOT A COUPLE 386 00:15:17,587 --> 00:15:19,169 TWO, THREE THINGS TO DO BEFORE WE GO. 387 00:15:19,169 --> 00:15:21,251 SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST RUN ON AHEAD 388 00:15:21,251 --> 00:15:22,592 AND I WILL MEET YOU THERE, OKAY? 389 00:15:22,592 --> 00:15:23,923 - ALL RIGHT, SOUNDS GOOD. - ALL RIGHT. 390 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,636 WELL, I WILL SEE YOU IN MEDIEVAL TIMES. 391 00:15:26,636 --> 00:15:28,178 - FAIR THEE-- - OH MY GOD. 392 00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:30,180 FAIR THEE-- WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST DO? 393 00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:31,221 OKAY. 394 00:15:31,221 --> 00:15:33,143 ALL RIGHT. 395 00:15:33,143 --> 00:15:34,144 OKAY, DANNY, ANSWER. 396 00:15:34,144 --> 00:15:35,815 ANSWER ANSWER. 397 00:15:35,815 --> 00:15:38,268 - ( Emma cries ) - OH, DON'T JUDGE ME. 398 00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:42,612 ( cellphone rings ) 399 00:15:42,612 --> 00:15:45,235 ( ringing continues ) 400 00:15:47,737 --> 00:15:49,329 - MR. DOBBS. - I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY TO YOU. 401 00:15:49,329 --> 00:15:50,660 OH, NO, PLEASE PLEASE. JUST GIVE ME TWO MINUTES. 402 00:15:50,660 --> 00:15:51,831 THAT'S ALL I NEED. 403 00:15:51,831 --> 00:15:54,574 LOOK, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU THINK OF ME. 404 00:15:54,574 --> 00:15:56,036 I THINK YOU'RE SELFISH AND IMMATURE, 405 00:15:56,036 --> 00:15:58,458 AND OF INDETERMINATE SEXUAL ORIENTATION. 406 00:15:59,919 --> 00:16:02,002 NOW WE KNOW. 407 00:16:02,002 --> 00:16:04,134 BUT THERE'S ONE THING THAT YOU AND I HAVE IN COMMON. 408 00:16:04,134 --> 00:16:05,845 WE'RE BOTH FATHERS. 409 00:16:05,845 --> 00:16:07,137 AND DAD TO DAD, 410 00:16:07,137 --> 00:16:08,928 I WOULD NEVER TURN MY BACK ON MY LITTLE GIRL. 411 00:16:08,928 --> 00:16:11,261 WELL, YOU CHECK BACK WITH ME IN 20 YEARS WHEN SHE'S CRUSHED 412 00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:12,762 ALL THE HOPES AND DREAMS YOU'VE HAD FOR HER. 413 00:16:12,762 --> 00:16:14,974 THAT'S JUST IT! THOSE ARE YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS. 414 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,226 NOT TUCKER'S. 415 00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:18,518 LOOK, YOU'RE NEVER AROUND, SO YOU WOULDN'T KNOW. 416 00:16:18,518 --> 00:16:20,310 BUT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HIS LIFE, 417 00:16:20,310 --> 00:16:22,152 HE'S REALLY HAPPY. 418 00:16:22,152 --> 00:16:23,773 HE LOVES WORKING IN TV. 419 00:16:23,773 --> 00:16:26,196 YOU MEAN POISONING THE MINDS OF MILLIONS WITH CRAP 420 00:16:26,196 --> 00:16:27,157 REPACKAGED AS ART? 421 00:16:27,157 --> 00:16:29,239 PEOPLE SEEM TO LIKE IT? I DON'T... 422 00:16:30,070 --> 00:16:32,112 JUST COME WITH ME TO SEE HIM WORK. 423 00:16:32,112 --> 00:16:34,074 AND YOU'LL SEE HOW COMPETENT AND CAPABLE HE REALLY IS. 424 00:16:34,074 --> 00:16:35,535 AND HOW PASSIONATE HE IS ABOUT HIS WORK. 425 00:16:36,786 --> 00:16:39,039 I'M THINKING YOU'RE GONNA BE VERY IMPRESSED 426 00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:40,420 BY WHAT YOU SEE. 427 00:16:43,423 --> 00:16:46,296 ( bells ring ) 428 00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:48,588 I THOUGHT THE BELLS WOULD CHEER ME UP. 429 00:16:48,588 --> 00:16:50,090 THEY DON'T... 430 00:16:50,090 --> 00:16:52,432 ( ringing ) 431 00:16:52,432 --> 00:16:54,844 VERY MUCH. 432 00:16:54,844 --> 00:16:56,346 DANNY? 433 00:16:56,346 --> 00:16:59,269 OR SHOULD I SAY, SIR DANNY? 434 00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:01,771 AT YOUR SERVICE, MILADY. 435 00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:03,693 YOU LOOK AMAZING. 436 00:17:03,693 --> 00:17:05,945 AND YOU LOOK-- 437 00:17:05,945 --> 00:17:07,527 YOU LOOK AMAZING. 438 00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:10,990 LIKE MY KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR. 439 00:17:10,990 --> 00:17:13,032 THAT WAS KIND OF THE POINT. 440 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,954 RILEY, I WAS GONNA WAIT UNTIL THE REN FAIRE 441 00:17:14,954 --> 00:17:16,456 TO TELL YOU THIS, BUT THAT WOULD JUST BE MORE TIME 442 00:17:16,456 --> 00:17:18,578 - WITHOUT KNOWING EXACTLY HOW-- - ( Bonnie grunts ) 443 00:17:18,578 --> 00:17:20,660 ( pants ) 444 00:17:20,660 --> 00:17:23,002 OH, WHEW! 445 00:17:23,002 --> 00:17:25,215 OKAY, SOMEBODY SHOULD CHECK EMMA'S TEETH FOR BUGS 446 00:17:25,215 --> 00:17:27,967 BECAUSE WE JUST SET SOME SORT OF STROLLER SPEED RECORD. 447 00:17:27,967 --> 00:17:30,049 UH, MOM, WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING. 448 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,381 YEAH, AND IF YOU GET TO THE END OF IT, 449 00:17:31,381 --> 00:17:33,223 IT'S GOING TO BE THE END OF ME. 450 00:17:33,223 --> 00:17:36,516 DANNY, ME THINKS THOU SHOULD SHUTTETH UPPETH. 451 00:17:36,516 --> 00:17:39,058 NOT NOW. RILEY, YOU NEED TO HEAR THIS. 452 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,020 OW OW, EASY THERE, ROBO-KNIGHT. 453 00:17:41,020 --> 00:17:43,062 EXCUSE ME, IS THIS KNIGHT BOTHERING YOU? 454 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,854 - SHE'S FINE. - I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU. 455 00:17:44,854 --> 00:17:46,186 - I'M FINE. - YOU HEARD HER. 456 00:17:46,186 --> 00:17:47,777 AGAIN, NOT TALKING TO YOU. 457 00:17:47,777 --> 00:17:48,988 FINE BECAUSE I THINK WE'RE DONE TALKING. 458 00:17:48,988 --> 00:17:50,240 IS THAT HOW WE'RE PLAYING IT? 459 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:52,152 IT MOST CERTAINLY IS. 460 00:17:54,194 --> 00:17:55,195 NO NO NO. 461 00:17:55,195 --> 00:17:56,616 OH, DANNY! 462 00:17:56,616 --> 00:17:58,828 - Bonnie: DANNY, NO, DANNY. - Riley: STOP. STOP IT. 463 00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:00,160 STOP, OKAY. ( screams ) 464 00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:01,291 Bonnie: OKAY, ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO. 465 00:18:01,291 --> 00:18:02,292 HERE WE GO, ALL RIGHT. 466 00:18:02,292 --> 00:18:04,164 DANNY, STOP. 467 00:18:04,164 --> 00:18:05,255 - ( Riley screams ) - Bonnie: DANNY! 468 00:18:05,255 --> 00:18:06,916 - OH MY GOD. - OH NO. 469 00:18:06,916 --> 00:18:09,509 DANNY, NO NO NO. 470 00:18:09,509 --> 00:18:10,590 Bonnie: STOP IT. 471 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:11,971 I GOT YOUR BACK, DANNY! 472 00:18:11,971 --> 00:18:13,092 EAT BELLS, TIN MAN! 473 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,595 - ( grunting ) - ( screaming ) 474 00:18:22,061 --> 00:18:23,433 DAD? 475 00:18:23,433 --> 00:18:26,646 WELL, I KNOW I'M IMPRESSED. 476 00:18:26,646 --> 00:18:28,608 HOW ABOUT YOU? 477 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,690 OH MY GOD, DANNY. ARE YOU OKAY? 478 00:18:30,690 --> 00:18:33,072 YOU ARE SUCH A JERK. 479 00:18:35,905 --> 00:18:37,657 OH MY GOD, ARE YOU OKAY? 480 00:18:37,657 --> 00:18:39,159 YOU ARE SUCH A JERK. 481 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:43,163 I WAS AFRAID I'D NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN. 482 00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:44,123 I'M PHILIP. 483 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,705 I'M RILEY. 484 00:18:45,705 --> 00:18:48,127 WHAT ARE THE CHANCES WE'D BOTH BE GOING TO REN FAIRE? 485 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,210 UNLESS YOU'RE AN ACTUAL KNIGHT. 486 00:18:50,210 --> 00:18:51,961 THAT'S COOL TOO. 487 00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:54,424 THIS IS HIM. 488 00:18:54,424 --> 00:18:59,058 OH, SO THAT'S THE ONE. 489 00:18:59,058 --> 00:19:03,263 YEAH, IT TURNS OUT HE'S THE ONE. 490 00:19:03,263 --> 00:19:04,934 YEAH, I GOT THAT PART. 491 00:19:04,934 --> 00:19:08,318 UM, LOOK, DANNY, I AM SO-- 492 00:19:08,318 --> 00:19:11,110 WHY DO PEOPLE EVEN LISTEN TO ME? 493 00:19:11,110 --> 00:19:13,152 ( laughs ) DAMSEL IN DISTRESS! 494 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,485 COMING THROUGH! 495 00:19:17,697 --> 00:19:19,199 DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 496 00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:21,281 I JUST BROUGHT HIM BY TO SEE YOU AT WORK. 497 00:19:21,281 --> 00:19:23,243 AND I'VE SEEN ENOUGH. 498 00:19:23,243 --> 00:19:24,494 OH, HELL NO. 499 00:19:24,494 --> 00:19:26,666 YOU DON'T GET TO WALK AWAY FROM ME TWICE. 500 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,749 DO YOU KNOW WHAT BEING A DAD MEANS? 501 00:19:29,749 --> 00:19:32,552 UNCONDITIONAL LOVE AND SUPPORT. 502 00:19:32,552 --> 00:19:33,713 AND YOU KNOW WHO TAUGHT ME THAT? 503 00:19:33,713 --> 00:19:34,754 BEN. 504 00:19:34,754 --> 00:19:37,096 OH, THANKS, MAN. 505 00:19:37,096 --> 00:19:39,349 YOU MIGHT WANT TO TAKE YOUR HAT OFF, I'M JUST SAYING. 506 00:19:41,471 --> 00:19:44,103 BUT IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN YOU. 507 00:19:44,103 --> 00:19:46,646 SO YOU CAN PRETEND YOU DON'T HAVE A SON, 508 00:19:46,646 --> 00:19:48,308 DISOWN ME, WHATEVER. I DON'T CARE. 509 00:19:48,308 --> 00:19:50,109 I'M DONE LYING ABOUT WHAT I DO. 510 00:19:50,109 --> 00:19:52,862 I'M FOLLOWING MY DREAM AND I'M HAPPY. 511 00:19:54,734 --> 00:19:56,276 THIS IS WHO I AM. 512 00:19:59,028 --> 00:20:00,320 NOW YOU CAN GO. 513 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:02,702 THAT WAS A GREAT SPEECH. 514 00:20:05,164 --> 00:20:07,747 REMINDS ME OF THE ONE I WISH I'D GIVEN MY DAD. 515 00:20:08,998 --> 00:20:10,500 WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 516 00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:12,792 WHAT I'M SAYING IS 517 00:20:12,792 --> 00:20:15,255 I MADE A MISTAKE. 518 00:20:16,756 --> 00:20:18,678 AND I'M SORRY... 519 00:20:18,678 --> 00:20:20,260 THAT I'VE BEEN SO CLOSED-MINDED. 520 00:20:21,681 --> 00:20:24,143 BUT WHAT I'M REALLY SAYING IS 521 00:20:24,143 --> 00:20:26,726 IS THAT I'M VERY PROUD 522 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,349 TO CALL YOU MY SON. 523 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,743 THAT WAS A GREAT SPEECH, TUCKER. 524 00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,244 MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN A LAWYER. 525 00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,126 ( mouths ) 526 00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:51,961 Bonnie: ARE YOU OKAY? 527 00:20:51,961 --> 00:20:54,544 I'M FINE. 528 00:20:54,544 --> 00:20:56,296 EXCEPT I LOST THE INSTRUCTIONS 529 00:20:56,296 --> 00:20:57,967 ON HOW TO GET OUT OF THIS SUIT. 530 00:20:57,967 --> 00:21:00,840 I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT RILEY. 531 00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:02,762 DON'T BE. 532 00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,183 IT'S ALL GOOD. 533 00:21:04,183 --> 00:21:06,055 RILEY MIGHT THINK SHE FOUND HER KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR, 534 00:21:06,055 --> 00:21:07,937 BUT I KNOW HOW THIS STORY ENDS. 535 00:21:07,937 --> 00:21:09,849 WITH ME. 536 00:21:09,849 --> 00:21:11,851 I'M HER PRINCE CHARMING. 537 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:16,105 THEN, TO YOUR HAPPILY EVER AFTER. 37564

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