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OKAY, EMMA IS OFFICIALLY...
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RENAISSANCE FAIRE READY.
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NOW, REMEMBER,
DO NOT KISS
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THE FIRST PRINCE
YOU MEET.
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YOU KNOW, UNLESS
IT'S THAT NEW ROYAL BABY.
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WHICH IN THAT CASE,
LOCK THAT DOWN.
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OOH, PREPAREST THEE,
FAIR EMMA,
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FOR THE GRANDEST TIME
OF THEE WEE LIFE.
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I'M NOT EVEN SURE EMMA
SHOULD BE GOING TO THIS THING.
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REN FAIRE'S JUST FULL
OF ROWDY DUDES
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ON A QUEST TO TAKE HOME
A DRUNKEN WENCH.
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UM, HELLO.
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IN THAT CASE,
LOWER THE DRAWBRIDGE.
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I'M GOING IN.
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SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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REN FAIRE CAN'T SUCK
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WHEN YOU'VE GOT
FRIAR TUCK.
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YEAH.
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EMMA DOESN'T HAVE A CHOICE,
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BUT WHY ARE YOU GOING
TO THE DORK AGES?
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DUDE, THIS IS MY JOB.
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I'M WORKING ON A PIECE
FOR "THE MARY HART SHOW."
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"REN FAIRE: NERDS GONE WILD."
( chuckles )
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I'M A RESPECTED TV JOURNALIST.
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AAH.
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AND TUCKER DOBBS
REPORTING LIVE FROM THE FLOOR.
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( cellphone rings )
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IT'S HIM.
IT'S YOUR DAD.
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ANSWER IT.
YOU KNOW THE DRILL.
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RIGHT.
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THE LAW OFFICE
OF TUCKER DOBBS,
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HOW MAY I DIRECT
YOUR CALL?
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HELLO, MR. DOBBS.
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MR. DOBBS IS
JUST WALKING IN.
HERE.
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HEY, DAD.
( chuckles )
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NO NO NO NO.
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JUST GETTING
READY FOR COURT.
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WHAT'S UP?
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THE LAW OFFICE
OF TUCKER DOBBS?
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YEAH, TUCKER'S DAD
THINKS HE'S A LAWYER.
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- SINCE WHEN?
- SINCE HE TOLD HIM
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HE GRADUATED
FROM LAW SCHOOL.
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OKAY, BUT TUCKER
DROPPED OUT OF LAW SCHOOL
LIKE THREE YEARS AGO.
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I KNOW THAT
AND YOU KNOW THAT,
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BUT HIS DAD
DOESN'T KNOW THAT.
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WHY COULDN'T HE JUST
TELL HIM THE TRUTH?
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WELL, IN HIS FAMILY,
YOU'RE A DOCTOR,
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YOU'RE A LAWYER
OR YOU'RE AN ORPHAN.
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BUT ALL TUCKER'S EVER WANTED
TO DO IS WORK IN TV.
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SO I MIGHT HAVE SUGGESTED
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THAT HE DROP OUT
AND PURSUE HIS DREAM.
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WELL, HAS ANYONE EVER SUGGESTED
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THAT YOU STOP
SUGGESTING THINGS?
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ALL THE TIME.
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BUT HIS PARENTS NEVER
COME INTO THE CITY.
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TRUST ME,
IT IS SO NOT A BIG DEAL.
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MY DAD'S IN TOWN.
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AND NOW IT'S A BIG DEAL.
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( theme music plays )
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♪ IT'S AMAZING
HOW THE UNEXPECTED ♪
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♪ CAN TAKE YOUR LIFE
AND CHANGE DIRECTION. ♪
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Tucker:
YOU KNOW MY DAD
WILL FREAK OUT,
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BUT I CAN'T
KEEP THIS UP.
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YOU KNOW MY KNOWLEDGE
OF THE LAW
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IS LIMITED TO TV SHOWS
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AND THAT TIME
WE WENT TO JURY DUTY
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JUST TO PICK UP GIRLS.
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LOOK, I DON'T CARE
WHO SHE KILLED.
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THAT DEFENDANT WAS GUILTY
OF FIRST DEGREE SEXINESS.
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YOU MAY NOT KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT THE LAW,
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BUT WE DO KNOW SOMEONE
WHO DOES.
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WELL, UNFORTUNATELY
THE DEPOSED IS INDISPOSED
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AND WON'T BE RE-DISPOSED
UNTIL AN UNDISCLOSED TIME.
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SO IN OTHER WORDS,
I'M GONNA BE A WHILE.
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- OH!
- IT'S ALL RIGHT.
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I'VE GOT YOU.
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YES.
YES, YOU DO.
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NO BONES BROKEN,
I HOPE.
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OH, NO.
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- RILEY, ARE YOU OKAY?
- I'M FINE.
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I'M FINE.
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SORRY, I'M SO CLUMSY.
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WELL, YOU LOOK PERFECT
FROM WHERE I'M STANDING.
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YEAH, WHATEVER, MAN.
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COME ON,
WE NEED YOUR HELP.
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WHO IS THAT?
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HAVE YOU EVER
SEEN HIM BEFORE?
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WHAT DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT HIM?
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RILEY, IF I EVER START
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NOTICING THE GUYS
WHO COME IN HERE,
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IT'S GONNA BECOME A VERY
DIFFERENT KIND OF BAR.
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OKAY, I'M GONNA NEED
YOU TO TELL ME
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LIKE A DOZEN
LAWYERY THINGS.
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- OOH, CAN I BORROW THESE?
- NO NO NO NO.
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LAWYER-CLIENT CONFIDENTIALITY.
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OOH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
KEEP 'EM COMING.
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YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.
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ALL RIGHT, I'M MEETING DANNY
TO FINALIZE OUR COSTUMES.
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I'M KIND OF PLAYING HOOKY
FOR THE REST OF THE AFTERNOON.
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WAIT, SO YOU'RE TAKING
THE AFTERNOON OFF
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AND YOU WON'T BE BACK
IN YOUR OFFICE?
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WELL, NOT UNLESS I RUN
INTO MY BOSS
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AT THE WENCH SECTION
AT WIG WORLD.
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SO YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE BACK
TO THE OFFICE TODAY AT ALL?
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Riley:
OKAY, HERE'S AN IDEA.
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ALL THE ENERGY THAT YOU USE
TO ACT LIKE YOU'RE LISTENING,
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TRY USING IT
TO ACTUALLY LISTEN.
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HEY, REN BOY.
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YOU READY TO GET MEDIEVAL?
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YOU HAVE TO HELP ME.
MOM WANTS TO COME WITH US.
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SO THE MORE THE MERRIER, RIGHT?
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NO SON EVER
NEEDS TO SEE
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HIS MOTHER DRESSED UP
LIKE A WENCH.
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DON'T GET ME WRONG.
I'M ALL FOR BOOBS,
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JUST AS LONG AS THEY DIDN'T
FEED ME AT SOME POINT.
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( cellphone vibrates )
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OH, NO, IT'S MY COACH.
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I TOLD HIM I WAS
AT HOME SICK IN BED.
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( coughs )
HEY, COACH.
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- OH, HEY, MOM.
- OH, HEY, HONEY.
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HEY, RILEY,
I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
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OKAY, COULD YOU HELP ME
WITH MY COSTUME?
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YOU KNOW, I NEED SOMETHING
THAT FEATURES THE GIRLS,
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BUT IS STILL STREET LEGAL.
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HEY, BREADSTICK, WHAT'S UP
WITH THE MOONEY FACE?
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I DON'T KNOW.
HAVE YOU EVER JUST LIKE
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LOOKED INTO A GUY'S EYES
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AND THOUGHT HE COULD
BE THE ONE?
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YEAH, THIS MORNING
AT THE BANK.
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YESTERDAY AT THE SUPERMARKET.
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AND TWO WEEKS AGO
AT THE DMV.
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I'M NOT REAL CHOOSY.
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WAIT.
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JUST NOW THIS HAPPENED?
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I KNOW, I KNOW.
IT'S SO SILLY.
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BUT SOMETHING ABOUT
THE WAY HE LOOKED AT ME
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LITERALLY TOOK
MY BREATH AWAY.
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REALLY?
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OH OH, MY GOD.
OKAY, UM...
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WELL, YOU-- YOU--
YOU NEED TO SAY SOMETHING.
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OH MY GOD, NO.
I COULD NEVER.
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I MEAN, WHAT IF HE
DOESN'T LIKE ME BACK?
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OH, HE DOES.
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YEAH, I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE?
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- ( knocking )
- Ben: MR. DOBBS.
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COME IN.
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MR. DOBBS,
YOUR DAD.
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TUCKER.
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( laughs )
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- AWW.
- ( laughs )
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- UH?
- UH?
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( awkward laughter )
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WELL, LOOK AT YOU.
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MY SON THE LAWYER.
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I CANNOT BELIEVE I'M FINALLY
STANDING IN YOUR OFFICE.
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IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
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IT MOST CERTAINLY IS.
( chuckles )
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NOW NOW, MR. DOBBS,
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I THINK THIS
WALL OF DIPLOMAS
BEGS TO--
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OH, RIGHT, I'M HAVING
THEM CLEANED.
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WELL, DAD, NOW
THAT YOU'VE SEEN
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MY LITTLE
CORNER OF THE WORLD,
LET'S GO HAVE A DRINK,
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AND YOU CAN TELL ME
ALL ABOUT YOURS.
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I'M NOT LEAVING NOW.
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HE'S NOT LEAVING.
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OH, NO, I WANT TO HEAR
ABOUT SOME OF YOUR CASES.
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SO WHAT ARE YOU WORKING ON?
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CASES?
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WELL, UH, THERE'S, UH...
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LAWYER-CLIENT CONFIDENTIALITY.
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YEAH YEAH YEAH
YEAH YEAH YEAH.
WHAT HE SAID.
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( laughs )
THAT'S MY BOY.
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HONEST AS THE DAY IS LONG.
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I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED
IF YOU ENDED UP
A JUDGE ONE DAY.
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YEAH, WELL, A LOT
OF PEOPLE WOULD BE.
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BUT NOW THAT I KNOW
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THAT YOU'RE TRULY PASSIONATE
ABOUT THE LAW,
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I'M GONNA SET YOU UP
WITH SOME OF MY FRIENDS.
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WE'RE GONNA GET YOU
A BETTER JOB.
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YOU KNOW, I'M ACTUALLY
PRETTY HAPPY RIGHT HERE.
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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THE GUY WHO GETS MY COFFEE
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HAS A BIGGER OFFICE
THAN THIS.
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YEAH, I WILL HAVE THAT
TO YOU IN LIKE TWO--
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- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
- HONEY!
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DAD, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET
MY GIRLFRIEND...
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WINIFRED.
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MARSHALL DOBBS.
SO HAPPY TO MEET YOU.
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( laughs )
WE SHOULD GO.
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DON'T FORGET THE JENSENS
ARE EXPECTING US AT 8:00.
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I TOLD THEM YOU'D BE BRINGING
YOUR AMBROSIA.
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BYE, DARLING.
OKAY, COME ON.
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( nervous laughter )
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HERE, YOU'RE PROBABLY GONNA
WANT THIS BACK.
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I BROKE IT.
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Bonnie:
SO WHAT DO YOU SAY, EMMA?
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SHOULD WE SADDLE HIM UP
AND RIDE HIM TO REN FAIRE?
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WE ARE SO WINNING
THE COSTUME CONTEST
THIS YEAR.
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AND WAIT TILL YOU SEE
THE SKIT THAT RILEY AND I
BEEN WORKING ON.
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IT'S ABOUT THE BLACK PLAGUE.
IT'S HILARIOUS!
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YEAH, OKAY, HONEY,
BUT HAVE YOU MAYBE CONSIDERED
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GOING IN A SLIGHTLY
MORE ROMANTIC DIRECTION?
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YOU KNOW, WITH THE SKIT
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AND THE COSTUME.
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WHY? THIS THING'S
A GUARANTEED WENCH-MAGNET.
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THE ONLY THING THAT
WOULD BE BETTER
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IS IF I HAD A UNICORN HORN.
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TURNS OUT THOSE THINGS
ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND.
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YEAH YEAH, SURE.
BUT, HONEY,
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RILEY IS GOING WITH YOU.
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- SO?
- OKAY, MAYBE YOU
BETTER SIT DOWN.
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YEAH, I GUESS STANDING
IS FINE.
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OKAY, REMEMBER
WHEN I TOLD YOU
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THAT MAYBE YOU SHOULD
LET RILEY GO?
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WELL, MAYBE...
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I PUT THE CART
BEFORE THE HORSE.
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MOM, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
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OH, NO NO.
I CAN'T, I CAN'T.
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YES YES
YES, YOU CAN.
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OKAY.
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ALL RIGHT, DANNY,
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I THINK THAT RILEY
MIGHT BE INTO YOU.
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WHAT?!
WHY DO YOU THINK THAT?
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WELL, SHE KIND OF TOLD ME.
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AND NOW I'M KIND OF
TELLING YOU.
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- I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
- WELL, THEN TEST THE WATERS.
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YOU KNOW, JUST PUT
A LITTLE SOMETHING OUT THERE
228
00:09:10,841 --> 00:09:13,433
AND SEE IF SHE GIVES YOU
A LITTLE SOMETHING BACK.
229
00:09:13,433 --> 00:09:15,726
- ( sighs )
- YEAH.
230
00:09:19,019 --> 00:09:20,230
I DON'T KNOW.
231
00:09:20,230 --> 00:09:22,102
I'VE BEEN PUTTING OUT THERE
FOR LIKE 15 YEARS.
232
00:09:22,102 --> 00:09:26,066
YEAH, BUT, DANNY, SHE
CALLED YOU "THE ONE."
233
00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:28,779
THE ONE WHAT?
234
00:09:28,779 --> 00:09:32,532
OKAY, I CAN LEAD YOU
TO WATER, DANNY,
235
00:09:32,532 --> 00:09:34,194
BUT I CAN'T
MAKE YOU THINK.
236
00:09:37,407 --> 00:09:41,081
HEY, THERE'S
MY LEGAL EAGLE.
237
00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:43,163
HOW DID IT GO?
DOES YOUR DAD STILL
THINK YOU'RE A LAWYER?
238
00:09:43,163 --> 00:09:44,625
YEP.
( laughs )
239
00:09:44,625 --> 00:09:46,046
YEP, HE DOES.
240
00:09:46,046 --> 00:09:47,587
DUDE, THAT'S GREAT.
241
00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:49,970
YEAH, IN FACT,
WE RAN INTO HIS FRIEND BOB.
242
00:09:49,970 --> 00:09:52,052
YEAH, HE'S ALSO A LAWYER.
243
00:09:52,052 --> 00:09:53,343
OWNS A BIG FIRM.
244
00:09:54,514 --> 00:09:56,927
AND I MANAGED TO
CONVINCE HIM TOO.
245
00:09:56,927 --> 00:09:58,929
TUCKER, MAN,
YOU'RE AMAZING.
246
00:09:58,929 --> 00:10:00,350
YEAH, I KNOW, I AM.
247
00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:02,522
THERE'S JUST
ONE LITTLE PROBLEM.
248
00:10:02,522 --> 00:10:05,686
BOB OFFERED ME A JOB.
249
00:10:05,686 --> 00:10:07,858
I START ON MONDAY.
250
00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:12,612
HE OFFERED YOU A JOB
251
00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:13,613
AND YOU ACTUALLY ACCEPTED?!
252
00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:14,614
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?!
253
00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:15,786
I PANICKED.
254
00:10:15,786 --> 00:10:18,238
BUT I DO GET AN OFFICE
WITH A WINDOW.
255
00:10:19,409 --> 00:10:20,620
GOOD, YOU CAN JUMP OUT OF IT
256
00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,042
WHEN THEY FIND OUT
YOU'RE NOT A LAWYER!
257
00:10:22,042 --> 00:10:23,794
DUDE, YOU'VE
GOT TO HELP ME.
258
00:10:23,794 --> 00:10:25,125
WHAT AM I GONNA DO NOW?
259
00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:28,008
OKAY, TUCKER, I'M GONNA
SUGGEST SOMETHING DRASTIC,
260
00:10:28,008 --> 00:10:31,131
SOMETHING CRAZY, SOMETHING
EVEN I WOULD NEVER DO.
261
00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:34,554
TELL HIM THE TRUTH.
262
00:10:34,554 --> 00:10:36,927
WHAT ELSE YOU GOT?
263
00:10:36,927 --> 00:10:39,139
TUCKER, MAN, IT'S TIME
YOU STOPPED LYING.
264
00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:41,762
HE'S YOUR DAD.
HE'LL UNDERSTAND.
265
00:10:41,762 --> 00:10:44,104
FACE YOUR FEARS.
FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS.
266
00:10:44,104 --> 00:10:46,606
LET NOTHING STAND
IN YOUR WAY.
267
00:10:46,606 --> 00:10:48,819
THAT SOUNDS A LOT LIKE
THE SPEECH YOU GAVE ME
268
00:10:48,819 --> 00:10:51,772
WHEN YOU TALKED ME INTO
DROPPING OUT OF LAW SCHOOL.
269
00:10:51,772 --> 00:10:54,534
I THOUGHT THAT
SOUNDED FAMILIAR.
270
00:10:57,367 --> 00:10:59,700
Danny:
"LOVELY MAIDEN FAIR,
271
00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:01,992
LOOK INTO MY...
272
00:11:01,992 --> 00:11:03,203
HEART?
273
00:11:03,203 --> 00:11:06,626
AND TELL ME THAT YOU...
274
00:11:06,626 --> 00:11:08,628
LOVE ME."
275
00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:12,592
UM, ARE YOU SURE
ABOUT THIS NEW SKIT?
276
00:11:12,592 --> 00:11:14,464
'CAUSE I KIND OF MISS
ALL THE OLD JOKES
277
00:11:14,464 --> 00:11:15,846
ABOUT DEATH AND SADNESS.
278
00:11:15,846 --> 00:11:18,558
BUT THE ROMANTIC ONES
ALWAYS WIN.
279
00:11:18,558 --> 00:11:20,600
SO I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE
WE COULD SWITCH IT UP.
280
00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:22,432
- JUST KEEP READING.
- UH, FINE.
281
00:11:22,432 --> 00:11:24,684
"AND TO YOU, KIND SIR,
282
00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,937
THERE IS NOTHING TO TELL
283
00:11:26,937 --> 00:11:29,860
FOR MY HEART HAS
ALWAYS BEEN TRUE."
284
00:11:29,860 --> 00:11:32,943
"SO UPON THESE LIPS
I PLACE A KISS."
285
00:11:37,077 --> 00:11:38,238
OH MY GOD.
286
00:11:38,238 --> 00:11:39,529
Danny:
OH MY GOD?
287
00:11:39,529 --> 00:11:41,701
"OH MY GOD" GOOD?
OR "OH MY GOD" BAD?
288
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:44,785
SO GOOD.
UM, AMAZING, GREAT.
289
00:11:44,785 --> 00:11:46,536
ACTUALLY, CAN WE
DO THIS AGAIN LATER?
290
00:11:46,536 --> 00:11:48,628
I GOT TO-- UM,
I'LL TALK TO YOU TOMORROW.
291
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,213
OH! DID YOU SEE THAT?
292
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:54,384
MOM, YOU WERE RIGHT.
293
00:11:54,384 --> 00:11:55,505
SHE REALLY DOES
HAVE FEELINGS FOR ME.
294
00:11:55,505 --> 00:11:58,338
OKAY, DID I TELL YOU
OR DID I TELL YOU?
295
00:11:58,338 --> 00:12:00,300
YOU TOLD ME.
AND TOMORROW,
296
00:12:00,300 --> 00:12:01,972
I'M GONNA TELL HER.
297
00:12:01,972 --> 00:12:04,474
IT'S GONNA BE LIKE
A FAIRY TALE.
298
00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:06,937
YEAH, THE ONE WHERE
299
00:12:06,937 --> 00:12:10,230
SHE RIDES OFF
INTO THE SUNSET...
300
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,482
ON YOU.
301
00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:14,354
MAYBE WE SHOULD
RETHINK THAT COSTUME.
302
00:12:14,354 --> 00:12:16,446
YOU KNOW, BEFORE
YOU GIVE IT BACK,
303
00:12:16,446 --> 00:12:18,068
CAN I BORROW IT JUST
FOR LIKE ONE WEEKEND?
304
00:12:19,569 --> 00:12:21,531
Tucker:
I DON'T KNOW
IF I CAN DO THIS.
305
00:12:21,531 --> 00:12:22,492
HEY, YOU'LL BE FINE.
306
00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:23,493
JUST LOOK YOUR DAD
IN THE EYE
307
00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:25,035
AND TELL HIM THE TRUTH.
308
00:12:25,035 --> 00:12:26,456
I'M HERE FOR YOU, MAN.
309
00:12:26,456 --> 00:12:28,418
- ( knocking on door )
- OH MY GOD, IT'S HIM!
310
00:12:28,418 --> 00:12:30,080
I'M SORRY.
311
00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:31,461
I'M SORRY.
312
00:12:38,799 --> 00:12:40,430
THERE'S MY LEGAL EAGLE.
313
00:12:40,430 --> 00:12:42,142
READY HEAD OUT
AND DO SOME CELEBRATING?
314
00:12:42,142 --> 00:12:43,643
UM, YEAH, DAD,
BEFORE WE GO,
315
00:12:43,643 --> 00:12:44,764
WE NEED TO TALK.
316
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,556
- WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?
- HE LIVES HERE.
317
00:12:46,556 --> 00:12:48,058
YOU LIVE WITH
YOUR ASSISTANT?
318
00:12:48,058 --> 00:12:49,810
YEAH, IT'S PART OF
WHAT I WANTED TO TALK
TO YOU ABOUT.
319
00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:51,651
YOU'RE GAY?
320
00:12:51,651 --> 00:12:53,193
I'M NOT GAY.
321
00:12:53,193 --> 00:12:54,815
- DOES YOUR GIRLFRIEND KNOW?
- I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
322
00:12:54,815 --> 00:12:57,027
WELL, I GUESS WE KNOW WHY.
323
00:12:57,027 --> 00:12:58,318
( Emma cries )
324
00:12:58,318 --> 00:12:59,699
AND YOU HAVE A BABY?
325
00:12:59,699 --> 00:13:01,611
- NO, SHE'S NOT MY BABY.
- SHE'S ACTUALLY MY BABY.
326
00:13:01,611 --> 00:13:03,453
TUCKER, THE LEAST
YOU COULD DO
327
00:13:03,453 --> 00:13:04,614
IS ADOPT YOUR
GAY LOVER'S CHILD.
328
00:13:04,614 --> 00:13:05,785
OH MY...
329
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,077
I THOUGHT WE
RAISED YOU RIGHT.
330
00:13:07,077 --> 00:13:09,459
NO, DAD, JUST--
LET ME START ALL OVER.
331
00:13:09,459 --> 00:13:11,461
OKAY, WE ARE NOT GAY.
332
00:13:11,461 --> 00:13:13,293
BEN IS MY FRIEND.
333
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,876
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY...
334
00:13:15,876 --> 00:13:17,797
I'M NOT A LAWYER.
335
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,090
OH, YES, YOU ARE.
336
00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:23,924
I DROPPED OUT OF LAW SCHOOL
AFTER FIRST SEMESTER.
337
00:13:23,924 --> 00:13:26,346
I WORK IN TV.
I'M TRYING TO BECOME A PRODUCER.
338
00:13:26,346 --> 00:13:27,427
IT'S MY DREAM.
339
00:13:27,427 --> 00:13:29,429
NO, IT'S NOT.
340
00:13:29,429 --> 00:13:31,641
YES. YES, IT IS.
341
00:13:31,641 --> 00:13:34,484
I'VE TOLD YOU THAT
EVERY TIME YOU'VE ASKED ME
WHAT I WANTED TO BE.
342
00:13:34,484 --> 00:13:36,106
BUT YOU GOT THAT
GREAT SCHOLARSHIP.
343
00:13:36,106 --> 00:13:37,567
I MIGHT HAVE LIED
ABOUT THAT TOO.
344
00:13:38,859 --> 00:13:41,071
BUT THANKS FOR THAT
GRADUATION TRIP TO MEXICO.
345
00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:42,903
FANTASTICO.
346
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,326
SO TO OBTAIN THIS
SO-CALLED DREAM,
347
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,408
- YOU DECIDED TO LIE TO ME...
- OH, NO.
348
00:13:48,408 --> 00:13:49,749
...AND TO YOUR MOTHER,
349
00:13:49,749 --> 00:13:51,952
TO MOCK US AND EVERYTHING
WE VALUE AND STAND FOR?
350
00:13:51,952 --> 00:13:53,874
DAD, I'M SO SORRY.
351
00:13:53,874 --> 00:13:55,545
OH, DON'T BE.
352
00:13:55,545 --> 00:13:57,417
IT'S NO LONGER
A CONCERN OF MINE
353
00:13:57,417 --> 00:13:58,508
BECAUSE FROM NOW ON,
354
00:13:58,508 --> 00:14:00,380
I NO LONGER HAVE A SON.
355
00:14:02,262 --> 00:14:04,224
WAIT, DAD,
LET ME EXPLAIN.
356
00:14:07,057 --> 00:14:09,469
YOU SHOULD PROBABLY
LET BOB KNOW
357
00:14:09,469 --> 00:14:11,101
YOU WON'T BE IN
ON MONDAY.
358
00:14:15,735 --> 00:14:17,027
- ( babbles )
- OKAY.
359
00:14:17,027 --> 00:14:18,778
LISTEN, IF THIS IS LAME,
360
00:14:18,778 --> 00:14:20,320
WE NEED TO HAVE A SIGNAL.
361
00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:22,282
SO FLAP YOUR WINGS TWICE
362
00:14:22,282 --> 00:14:24,194
AND WE WILL SKIP OUT
AND GET TACOS.
363
00:14:24,194 --> 00:14:26,076
YES YES, I KNOW.
364
00:14:26,076 --> 00:14:27,948
KNOCK KNOCK.
365
00:14:27,948 --> 00:14:31,121
ONE NOT-SO-FAIR MAIDEN
REPORTING FOR DUTY.
366
00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:32,792
OH MY GOSH,
WHAT A COINCIDENCE.
367
00:14:32,792 --> 00:14:35,956
THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I WORE TO PROM.
368
00:14:35,956 --> 00:14:37,457
UH, WHERE'S DANNY?
369
00:14:37,457 --> 00:14:39,589
OH, HE ASKED US TO MEET HIM
AT THE TRAIN STATION.
370
00:14:39,589 --> 00:14:41,551
HE HAD A LAST MINUTE
COSTUME CHANGE.
371
00:14:41,551 --> 00:14:45,055
SO HOW'S EVERYTHING
ON THE LOVE FRONT?
372
00:14:45,055 --> 00:14:46,556
YOU STILL ALL BREATHLESS?
373
00:14:46,556 --> 00:14:51,181
YEAH, BUT THAT MAY
BE THE CORSET TALKING.
374
00:14:51,181 --> 00:14:53,773
SO YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED
YOUR MIND, HAVE YOU?
375
00:14:53,773 --> 00:14:56,146
NO, I SAW HIM YESTERDAY.
376
00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:58,278
AND IT'S ALL I'VE
BEEN THINKING ABOUT.
377
00:14:58,278 --> 00:15:00,150
OH, THAT'S GOOD.
378
00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:02,572
I JUST WISH I AT LEAST
KNEW HIS NAME, YOU KNOW?
379
00:15:02,572 --> 00:15:04,734
OH, THAT'S NOT GOOD.
380
00:15:04,734 --> 00:15:06,826
I'M SORRY, UM,
WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
381
00:15:06,826 --> 00:15:08,908
THE GUY FROM THE BAR.
382
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,790
WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
383
00:15:10,790 --> 00:15:12,912
THE GUY FROM THE BAR.
384
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:16,126
I MEAN, WHO ELSE
WOULD I BE TALKING ABOUT?
385
00:15:16,126 --> 00:15:17,587
YOU KNOW WHAT, RILEY?
WE'VE GOT A COUPLE
386
00:15:17,587 --> 00:15:19,169
TWO, THREE THINGS
TO DO BEFORE WE GO.
387
00:15:19,169 --> 00:15:21,251
SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST
RUN ON AHEAD
388
00:15:21,251 --> 00:15:22,592
AND I WILL
MEET YOU THERE, OKAY?
389
00:15:22,592 --> 00:15:23,923
- ALL RIGHT, SOUNDS GOOD.
- ALL RIGHT.
390
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,636
WELL, I WILL SEE YOU
IN MEDIEVAL TIMES.
391
00:15:26,636 --> 00:15:28,178
- FAIR THEE--
- OH MY GOD.
392
00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:30,180
FAIR THEE-- WHAT THE HELL
DID I JUST DO?
393
00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:31,221
OKAY.
394
00:15:31,221 --> 00:15:33,143
ALL RIGHT.
395
00:15:33,143 --> 00:15:34,144
OKAY, DANNY, ANSWER.
396
00:15:34,144 --> 00:15:35,815
ANSWER ANSWER.
397
00:15:35,815 --> 00:15:38,268
- ( Emma cries )
- OH, DON'T JUDGE ME.
398
00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:42,612
( cellphone rings )
399
00:15:42,612 --> 00:15:45,235
( ringing continues )
400
00:15:47,737 --> 00:15:49,329
- MR. DOBBS.
- I HAVE NOTHING
TO SAY TO YOU.
401
00:15:49,329 --> 00:15:50,660
OH, NO, PLEASE PLEASE.
JUST GIVE ME TWO MINUTES.
402
00:15:50,660 --> 00:15:51,831
THAT'S ALL I NEED.
403
00:15:51,831 --> 00:15:54,574
LOOK, I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT YOU THINK OF ME.
404
00:15:54,574 --> 00:15:56,036
I THINK YOU'RE
SELFISH AND IMMATURE,
405
00:15:56,036 --> 00:15:58,458
AND OF INDETERMINATE
SEXUAL ORIENTATION.
406
00:15:59,919 --> 00:16:02,002
NOW WE KNOW.
407
00:16:02,002 --> 00:16:04,134
BUT THERE'S ONE THING
THAT YOU AND I HAVE IN COMMON.
408
00:16:04,134 --> 00:16:05,845
WE'RE BOTH FATHERS.
409
00:16:05,845 --> 00:16:07,137
AND DAD TO DAD,
410
00:16:07,137 --> 00:16:08,928
I WOULD NEVER TURN MY BACK
ON MY LITTLE GIRL.
411
00:16:08,928 --> 00:16:11,261
WELL, YOU CHECK BACK WITH ME
IN 20 YEARS WHEN SHE'S CRUSHED
412
00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:12,762
ALL THE HOPES AND DREAMS
YOU'VE HAD FOR HER.
413
00:16:12,762 --> 00:16:14,974
THAT'S JUST IT!
THOSE ARE YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS.
414
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,226
NOT TUCKER'S.
415
00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:18,518
LOOK, YOU'RE NEVER AROUND,
SO YOU WOULDN'T KNOW.
416
00:16:18,518 --> 00:16:20,310
BUT FOR THE FIRST TIME
IN HIS LIFE,
417
00:16:20,310 --> 00:16:22,152
HE'S REALLY HAPPY.
418
00:16:22,152 --> 00:16:23,773
HE LOVES WORKING IN TV.
419
00:16:23,773 --> 00:16:26,196
YOU MEAN POISONING THE MINDS
OF MILLIONS WITH CRAP
420
00:16:26,196 --> 00:16:27,157
REPACKAGED AS ART?
421
00:16:27,157 --> 00:16:29,239
PEOPLE SEEM TO LIKE IT?
I DON'T...
422
00:16:30,070 --> 00:16:32,112
JUST COME WITH ME
TO SEE HIM WORK.
423
00:16:32,112 --> 00:16:34,074
AND YOU'LL SEE HOW COMPETENT
AND CAPABLE HE REALLY IS.
424
00:16:34,074 --> 00:16:35,535
AND HOW PASSIONATE HE IS
ABOUT HIS WORK.
425
00:16:36,786 --> 00:16:39,039
I'M THINKING YOU'RE GONNA
BE VERY IMPRESSED
426
00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:40,420
BY WHAT YOU SEE.
427
00:16:43,423 --> 00:16:46,296
( bells ring )
428
00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:48,588
I THOUGHT THE BELLS
WOULD CHEER ME UP.
429
00:16:48,588 --> 00:16:50,090
THEY DON'T...
430
00:16:50,090 --> 00:16:52,432
( ringing )
431
00:16:52,432 --> 00:16:54,844
VERY MUCH.
432
00:16:54,844 --> 00:16:56,346
DANNY?
433
00:16:56,346 --> 00:16:59,269
OR SHOULD I SAY,
SIR DANNY?
434
00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:01,771
AT YOUR SERVICE,
MILADY.
435
00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:03,693
YOU LOOK AMAZING.
436
00:17:03,693 --> 00:17:05,945
AND YOU LOOK--
437
00:17:05,945 --> 00:17:07,527
YOU LOOK AMAZING.
438
00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:10,990
LIKE MY KNIGHT
IN SHINING ARMOR.
439
00:17:10,990 --> 00:17:13,032
THAT WAS KIND OF THE POINT.
440
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,954
RILEY, I WAS GONNA WAIT
UNTIL THE REN FAIRE
441
00:17:14,954 --> 00:17:16,456
TO TELL YOU THIS, BUT THAT
WOULD JUST BE MORE TIME
442
00:17:16,456 --> 00:17:18,578
- WITHOUT KNOWING EXACTLY HOW--
- ( Bonnie grunts )
443
00:17:18,578 --> 00:17:20,660
( pants )
444
00:17:20,660 --> 00:17:23,002
OH, WHEW!
445
00:17:23,002 --> 00:17:25,215
OKAY, SOMEBODY SHOULD
CHECK EMMA'S TEETH FOR BUGS
446
00:17:25,215 --> 00:17:27,967
BECAUSE WE JUST SET SOME
SORT OF STROLLER SPEED RECORD.
447
00:17:27,967 --> 00:17:30,049
UH, MOM, WE'RE
IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING.
448
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,381
YEAH, AND IF YOU GET
TO THE END OF IT,
449
00:17:31,381 --> 00:17:33,223
IT'S GOING TO BE
THE END OF ME.
450
00:17:33,223 --> 00:17:36,516
DANNY, ME THINKS THOU
SHOULD SHUTTETH UPPETH.
451
00:17:36,516 --> 00:17:39,058
NOT NOW.
RILEY, YOU NEED
TO HEAR THIS.
452
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,020
OW OW, EASY THERE,
ROBO-KNIGHT.
453
00:17:41,020 --> 00:17:43,062
EXCUSE ME, IS THIS KNIGHT
BOTHERING YOU?
454
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,854
- SHE'S FINE.
- I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU.
455
00:17:44,854 --> 00:17:46,186
- I'M FINE.
- YOU HEARD HER.
456
00:17:46,186 --> 00:17:47,777
AGAIN, NOT TALKING
TO YOU.
457
00:17:47,777 --> 00:17:48,988
FINE BECAUSE I THINK
WE'RE DONE TALKING.
458
00:17:48,988 --> 00:17:50,240
IS THAT HOW
WE'RE PLAYING IT?
459
00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:52,152
IT MOST CERTAINLY IS.
460
00:17:54,194 --> 00:17:55,195
NO NO NO.
461
00:17:55,195 --> 00:17:56,616
OH, DANNY!
462
00:17:56,616 --> 00:17:58,828
- Bonnie: DANNY, NO, DANNY.
- Riley: STOP. STOP IT.
463
00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:00,160
STOP, OKAY.
( screams )
464
00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:01,291
Bonnie:
OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
HERE WE GO.
465
00:18:01,291 --> 00:18:02,292
HERE WE GO,
ALL RIGHT.
466
00:18:02,292 --> 00:18:04,164
DANNY, STOP.
467
00:18:04,164 --> 00:18:05,255
- ( Riley screams )
- Bonnie: DANNY!
468
00:18:05,255 --> 00:18:06,916
- OH MY GOD.
- OH NO.
469
00:18:06,916 --> 00:18:09,509
DANNY, NO NO NO.
470
00:18:09,509 --> 00:18:10,590
Bonnie: STOP IT.
471
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:11,971
I GOT YOUR BACK, DANNY!
472
00:18:11,971 --> 00:18:13,092
EAT BELLS, TIN MAN!
473
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,595
- ( grunting )
- ( screaming )
474
00:18:22,061 --> 00:18:23,433
DAD?
475
00:18:23,433 --> 00:18:26,646
WELL, I KNOW I'M IMPRESSED.
476
00:18:26,646 --> 00:18:28,608
HOW ABOUT YOU?
477
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,690
OH MY GOD, DANNY.
ARE YOU OKAY?
478
00:18:30,690 --> 00:18:33,072
YOU ARE SUCH
A JERK.
479
00:18:35,905 --> 00:18:37,657
OH MY GOD,
ARE YOU OKAY?
480
00:18:37,657 --> 00:18:39,159
YOU ARE SUCH A JERK.
481
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:43,163
I WAS AFRAID I'D
NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN.
482
00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:44,123
I'M PHILIP.
483
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,705
I'M RILEY.
484
00:18:45,705 --> 00:18:48,127
WHAT ARE THE CHANCES
WE'D BOTH BE GOING TO REN FAIRE?
485
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,210
UNLESS YOU'RE
AN ACTUAL KNIGHT.
486
00:18:50,210 --> 00:18:51,961
THAT'S COOL TOO.
487
00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:54,424
THIS IS HIM.
488
00:18:54,424 --> 00:18:59,058
OH, SO THAT'S THE ONE.
489
00:18:59,058 --> 00:19:03,263
YEAH, IT TURNS OUT
HE'S THE ONE.
490
00:19:03,263 --> 00:19:04,934
YEAH, I GOT THAT PART.
491
00:19:04,934 --> 00:19:08,318
UM, LOOK, DANNY,
I AM SO--
492
00:19:08,318 --> 00:19:11,110
WHY DO PEOPLE
EVEN LISTEN TO ME?
493
00:19:11,110 --> 00:19:13,152
( laughs )
DAMSEL IN DISTRESS!
494
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,485
COMING THROUGH!
495
00:19:17,697 --> 00:19:19,199
DAD, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
496
00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:21,281
I JUST BROUGHT HIM BY
TO SEE YOU AT WORK.
497
00:19:21,281 --> 00:19:23,243
AND I'VE SEEN ENOUGH.
498
00:19:23,243 --> 00:19:24,494
OH, HELL NO.
499
00:19:24,494 --> 00:19:26,666
YOU DON'T GET TO
WALK AWAY FROM ME TWICE.
500
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,749
DO YOU KNOW WHAT BEING
A DAD MEANS?
501
00:19:29,749 --> 00:19:32,552
UNCONDITIONAL LOVE
AND SUPPORT.
502
00:19:32,552 --> 00:19:33,713
AND YOU KNOW WHO
TAUGHT ME THAT?
503
00:19:33,713 --> 00:19:34,754
BEN.
504
00:19:34,754 --> 00:19:37,096
OH, THANKS, MAN.
505
00:19:37,096 --> 00:19:39,349
YOU MIGHT WANT
TO TAKE YOUR HAT OFF,
I'M JUST SAYING.
506
00:19:41,471 --> 00:19:44,103
BUT IT SHOULD
HAVE BEEN YOU.
507
00:19:44,103 --> 00:19:46,646
SO YOU CAN PRETEND
YOU DON'T HAVE A SON,
508
00:19:46,646 --> 00:19:48,308
DISOWN ME, WHATEVER.
I DON'T CARE.
509
00:19:48,308 --> 00:19:50,109
I'M DONE LYING
ABOUT WHAT I DO.
510
00:19:50,109 --> 00:19:52,862
I'M FOLLOWING MY DREAM
AND I'M HAPPY.
511
00:19:54,734 --> 00:19:56,276
THIS IS WHO I AM.
512
00:19:59,028 --> 00:20:00,320
NOW YOU CAN GO.
513
00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:02,702
THAT WAS A GREAT SPEECH.
514
00:20:05,164 --> 00:20:07,747
REMINDS ME OF THE ONE
I WISH I'D GIVEN MY DAD.
515
00:20:08,998 --> 00:20:10,500
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
516
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:12,792
WHAT I'M SAYING IS
517
00:20:12,792 --> 00:20:15,255
I MADE A MISTAKE.
518
00:20:16,756 --> 00:20:18,678
AND I'M SORRY...
519
00:20:18,678 --> 00:20:20,260
THAT I'VE BEEN
SO CLOSED-MINDED.
520
00:20:21,681 --> 00:20:24,143
BUT WHAT I'M
REALLY SAYING IS
521
00:20:24,143 --> 00:20:26,726
IS THAT I'M VERY PROUD
522
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,349
TO CALL YOU MY SON.
523
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,743
THAT WAS A GREAT SPEECH,
TUCKER.
524
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,244
MAYBE YOU SHOULD
HAVE BEEN A LAWYER.
525
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,126
( mouths )
526
00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:51,961
Bonnie:
ARE YOU OKAY?
527
00:20:51,961 --> 00:20:54,544
I'M FINE.
528
00:20:54,544 --> 00:20:56,296
EXCEPT I LOST
THE INSTRUCTIONS
529
00:20:56,296 --> 00:20:57,967
ON HOW TO GET
OUT OF THIS SUIT.
530
00:20:57,967 --> 00:21:00,840
I'M REALLY SORRY
ABOUT RILEY.
531
00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:02,762
DON'T BE.
532
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,183
IT'S ALL GOOD.
533
00:21:04,183 --> 00:21:06,055
RILEY MIGHT THINK SHE FOUND
HER KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR,
534
00:21:06,055 --> 00:21:07,937
BUT I KNOW HOW
THIS STORY ENDS.
535
00:21:07,937 --> 00:21:09,849
WITH ME.
536
00:21:09,849 --> 00:21:11,851
I'M HER PRINCE CHARMING.
537
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:16,105
THEN, TO YOUR
HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
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