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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,607 --> 00:00:07,738 Ben: ALL RIGHT, MADAM, 2 00:00:07,738 --> 00:00:09,780 YOU'VE SENT BACK THE PEAS, CARROTS, 3 00:00:09,780 --> 00:00:12,543 AND EVEN THE CHEF'S SPECIAL, PEAS AND CARROTS. 4 00:00:12,543 --> 00:00:14,785 - ( babbles ) - THAT'S RIGHT. 5 00:00:14,785 --> 00:00:16,647 NOW I HATE TO SAY THIS TO MY CUSTOMERS, 6 00:00:16,647 --> 00:00:18,289 BUT YOU'RE KIND OF BEING A BABY. 7 00:00:19,650 --> 00:00:21,452 HEY, WILL YOU TWO KEEP IT DOWN? 8 00:00:21,452 --> 00:00:24,625 DANNY WHEELER IS OFFICIALLY ON SALE AT THE NHL STORE. 9 00:00:24,625 --> 00:00:26,227 DUDE, THIS IS THE TENTH TIME YOU'VE CALLED. 10 00:00:26,227 --> 00:00:27,228 HAVE YOU NO DIGNITY? 11 00:00:27,228 --> 00:00:28,629 I'M DIGNIFIED. 12 00:00:28,629 --> 00:00:30,431 ( bad French accent ) BONJOUR, MONSIEUR. 13 00:00:31,762 --> 00:00:33,664 I'M AM ZEE FRENCH TOURIST. 14 00:00:33,664 --> 00:00:35,706 DO YOU HAVE ZEE DANNY VEELER JERSEY 15 00:00:35,706 --> 00:00:36,707 IN STOCKEE? 16 00:00:36,707 --> 00:00:38,139 ( silent ) 17 00:00:38,139 --> 00:00:39,510 SURE, I'LL HOLD. 18 00:00:39,510 --> 00:00:42,813 OKAY. DOES THIS SUIT SAY 19 00:00:42,813 --> 00:00:44,675 STRONG, SUCCESSFUL TV PRODUCER? 20 00:00:44,675 --> 00:00:46,377 YEAH, IT DOES. 21 00:00:46,377 --> 00:00:48,219 SO WHY ARE YOU WEARING IT? 22 00:00:48,219 --> 00:00:51,352 BECAUSE I AM ONLY ONE GREAT IDEA AWAY 23 00:00:51,352 --> 00:00:54,485 FROM BEING BUMPED UP TO PRODUCER ON "THE MARY HART SHOW." 24 00:00:54,485 --> 00:00:56,757 LOOK, YESTERDAY, I WAS WALKING DOWN THE HALL. 25 00:00:56,757 --> 00:00:58,829 MARY CAME OUT OF HER DRESSING ROOM, 26 00:00:58,829 --> 00:01:01,192 STOPPED, LOOKED STRAIGHT AT ME. 27 00:01:01,192 --> 00:01:02,493 - WHAT'D SHE SAY? - NOTHING. 28 00:01:02,493 --> 00:01:03,794 SHE JUST KEPT WALKING TO SET. 29 00:01:03,794 --> 00:01:07,638 BUT THE POINT IS SHE STOPPED. 30 00:01:07,638 --> 00:01:10,070 DUDE, I'M A MARY-STOPPER. 31 00:01:12,173 --> 00:01:13,774 YES, I'M STILL HERE. 32 00:01:13,774 --> 00:01:15,576 REALLY? 33 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:16,647 THAT'S AWESOME! 34 00:01:16,647 --> 00:01:18,649 I MEAN, ZHAT'S AWESOME! 35 00:01:18,649 --> 00:01:20,451 MY JERSEY'S SOLD OUT! 36 00:01:20,451 --> 00:01:21,752 Bonnie: COMING THROUGH! 37 00:01:21,752 --> 00:01:24,455 PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE ASS IN YOUR DOORWAY. 38 00:01:24,455 --> 00:01:27,418 MOM! MOM, I HAVE FANS, REAL FANS. 39 00:01:27,418 --> 00:01:28,619 YEAH, WELL, COULD YOU TURN THEM ON? 40 00:01:28,619 --> 00:01:29,860 I'M SWEATING THROUGH MY GOOD BRA. 41 00:01:29,860 --> 00:01:32,193 NO, NO, NO. MY JERSEY IS SOLD OUT. 42 00:01:32,193 --> 00:01:34,365 AH, I GOT TO TELL RILEY. 43 00:01:34,365 --> 00:01:37,128 WHAT'S UP WITH THE OLD BAG? 44 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:43,534 I AM OF COURSE REFERRING TO THE DUFFEL. 45 00:01:43,534 --> 00:01:46,477 TUCKER, YOU LOOK ADORABLE. 46 00:01:46,477 --> 00:01:48,879 YOUR SCHOOL PICTURES ARE GONNA TURN OUT GREAT. 47 00:01:55,316 --> 00:01:57,218 RILEY'S NOT ANSWERING. 48 00:01:57,218 --> 00:01:59,119 DAMN IT, BEN. I KNEW IT. 49 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:00,851 I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA MESS THINGS UP WITH HER. 50 00:02:00,851 --> 00:02:03,154 I'M JUST LIKE THAT PSYCHIC ON THE CORNER, 51 00:02:03,154 --> 00:02:05,896 EXCEPT I WEAR PANTS AND I'M NOT MARRIED TO THE FIRE HYDRANT. 52 00:02:06,897 --> 00:02:08,199 I'M GONNA GO CHECK ON HER. 53 00:02:08,199 --> 00:02:09,500 HEY, WHAT ABOUT ME? 54 00:02:09,500 --> 00:02:10,761 'CAUSE NOBODY'S ASKING IF I'M OKAY 55 00:02:10,761 --> 00:02:13,264 BECAUSE I'M NOT. I'M THE ONE WHO GOT DUMPED. 56 00:02:13,264 --> 00:02:15,406 OH, SWEETIE, WE ARE ALL SO CONCERNED. 57 00:02:15,406 --> 00:02:16,707 BUT IS HE GONE? OKAY. 58 00:02:16,707 --> 00:02:18,639 ALL RIGHT, OKAY. 59 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:20,671 YOU GUYS HAVE GOT TO HELP ME 60 00:02:20,671 --> 00:02:21,742 UNLOAD THESE THINGS. 61 00:02:25,376 --> 00:02:28,649 YOU BOUGHT ALL OF DANNY'S JERSEYS? 62 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:31,852 WHERE YOU WHEN I WAS SELLING HOMEMADE TAQUITOS? 63 00:02:33,454 --> 00:02:35,786 ALL RIGHT, DANNY'S CONTRACT IS COMING UP. 64 00:02:35,786 --> 00:02:37,358 AND NOTHING SAYS "CUT ME FROM THE TEAM" 65 00:02:37,358 --> 00:02:38,789 LIKE A BUNCH OF UNSOLD T-SHIRTS. 66 00:02:38,789 --> 00:02:41,592 MOM, DANNY'S AN ADULT. JUST TELL HIM THE TRUTH. 67 00:02:41,592 --> 00:02:43,634 WE'RE WHEELERS. WE CAN HANDLE IT. 68 00:02:43,634 --> 00:02:45,396 REALLY, BEN? 69 00:02:45,396 --> 00:02:46,897 YOU WANT THE TRUTH? 70 00:02:46,897 --> 00:02:49,470 OKAY. 71 00:02:49,470 --> 00:02:52,743 YOU NEVER SOLD ONE TUBE OF WRAPPING PAPER. 72 00:02:52,743 --> 00:02:54,805 YOUR LEMONADE STAND SUCKED. 73 00:02:54,805 --> 00:02:57,378 AND WHEN YOU FINALLY GRADUATED FROM JUNIOR HIGH, 74 00:02:57,378 --> 00:02:59,179 IT WASN'T BECAUSE YOU WERE GOOD AT MATH. 75 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:00,911 IT WAS BECAUSE I WAS GOOD AT FLIRTING. 76 00:03:06,457 --> 00:03:09,460 I LIE TO YOU BOYS TO PROTECT YOU. 77 00:03:09,460 --> 00:03:12,323 IT'S CALLED BEING A PARENT. OKAY, GET USED TO IT. 78 00:03:12,323 --> 00:03:15,566 ( theme music plays ) 79 00:03:15,566 --> 00:03:18,729 ♪ IT'S AMAZING HOW THE UNEXPECTED ♪ 80 00:03:18,729 --> 00:03:21,632 ♪ CAN TAKE YOUR LIFE AND CHANGE DIRECTION. ♪ 81 00:03:25,436 --> 00:03:28,709 DANNY, FOR THE LAST TIME, I'M FINE. 82 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:30,611 WHY WOULDN'T YOU THINK I'M FINE? I'M FINE! 83 00:03:30,611 --> 00:03:32,713 RILEY, I'VE KNOWN YOU MY ENTIRE LIFE. 84 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:34,745 AND WHENEVER YOU GET UPSET, YOU STRESS-EAT. 85 00:03:34,745 --> 00:03:36,787 WELL, OBVIOUSLY, YOU DON'T KNOW ME AT ALL 86 00:03:36,787 --> 00:03:38,889 BECAUSE THIS IS STRESS-BAKING. 87 00:03:38,889 --> 00:03:40,291 YOU KNOW? 88 00:03:40,291 --> 00:03:42,293 AND THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE 89 00:03:42,293 --> 00:03:43,754 ( muffled ) 'CAUSE IN THE PAST, 90 00:03:43,754 --> 00:03:45,696 I MEAN, I WOULD HAVE EATEN ALL OF THESE, 91 00:03:45,696 --> 00:03:47,698 BUT NOW I JUST TAKE A BITE... 92 00:03:47,698 --> 00:03:49,700 OF EACH ONE. 93 00:03:53,764 --> 00:03:55,866 IT HAS BEEN 36 HOURS AND NOT ONE CALL. 94 00:03:55,866 --> 00:03:57,708 I MEAN, WHY HASN'T HE CALLED, DANNY? WHY? 95 00:03:57,708 --> 00:04:00,240 MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU TOLD HIM NOT TO. 96 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,973 UM, I'M A WOMAN. I DIDN'T MEAN IT. 97 00:04:02,973 --> 00:04:05,546 I MEAN, YOU DON'T GET OVER 98 00:04:05,546 --> 00:04:07,448 A LIFETIME OF LOVE IN 36 HOURS. 99 00:04:11,522 --> 00:04:13,324 AND IF HE DID LOVE ME, HE'D BE HERE RIGHT NOW. 100 00:04:13,324 --> 00:04:15,756 I MEAN, HE'D FIGHT FOR ME, RIGHT? 101 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:16,987 I WOULD'VE. 102 00:04:16,987 --> 00:04:19,830 I MEAN, HE SHOULD'VE. 103 00:04:19,830 --> 00:04:21,762 YOU KNOW WHAT I NEED TO DO? 104 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:23,834 I NEED TO MOVE ON. 105 00:04:23,834 --> 00:04:25,436 YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S IT. 106 00:04:25,436 --> 00:04:27,468 I AM MOVING ON. I AM DONE WITH BEN WHEELER. 107 00:04:27,468 --> 00:04:28,699 - REALLY? - REALLY. 108 00:04:28,699 --> 00:04:30,441 OH MY GOD, THIS ONE LOOKS LIKE HIM. 109 00:04:34,705 --> 00:04:36,647 ONE SOCK. 110 00:04:36,647 --> 00:04:37,948 AND NUMBER TWO. 111 00:04:37,948 --> 00:04:39,279 - NO! NO. - WHY? 112 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:40,611 NO, I AM NOT WEARING THIS TO WORK. 113 00:04:40,611 --> 00:04:41,782 AND I AM NOT BOOKING DANNY ON THE SHOW. 114 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:42,913 HE'S NOT FAMOUS ENOUGH. 115 00:04:42,913 --> 00:04:44,785 HEY, I HAVE SEEN "THE MARY HART SHOW." 116 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:46,687 YOU DON'T ALWAYS HAVE CELEBRITIES. 117 00:04:46,687 --> 00:04:47,858 YES, WE DO. 118 00:04:47,858 --> 00:04:49,760 OKAY, WHAT ABOUT THAT MONKEY YOU HAD ON YESTERDAY? 119 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:50,861 HE CAN DRIVE A CAR! 120 00:04:50,861 --> 00:04:52,323 YEAH, WELL, SO CAN DANNY! 121 00:04:52,323 --> 00:04:54,465 - A STICK SHIFT?! - WELL, HE CAN LEARN! 122 00:04:57,628 --> 00:04:58,929 AND THAT'S WHY I PUT YOU IN DAY CARE. 123 00:04:58,929 --> 00:05:01,031 OH, BEN, I KEEP FORGETTING TO TELL YOU. 124 00:05:01,031 --> 00:05:02,373 I GOT A LEAD ON AN APARTMENT. 125 00:05:02,373 --> 00:05:03,704 SO IT LOOKS LIKE I'LL FINALLY BE 126 00:05:03,704 --> 00:05:05,636 - GETTING OFF YOUR COUCH. - HEY, THAT'S GREAT. 127 00:05:05,636 --> 00:05:07,708 HEY, LET ME CALL RILEY AND TELL HER THE GREAT NEWS. 128 00:05:07,708 --> 00:05:09,880 OH WAIT, SHE'S NOT TALKING TO ME. 129 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:11,612 BEN, I'M SO SORRY 130 00:05:11,612 --> 00:05:13,844 IF I HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU AND RILEY BREAKING UP. 131 00:05:13,844 --> 00:05:15,716 YOU KNOW, SOME PEOPLE WOULD SAY 132 00:05:15,716 --> 00:05:17,388 YOU HAD EVERYTHING TO DO WITH IT. 133 00:05:17,388 --> 00:05:18,849 AND I HAPPEN TO BE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE. 134 00:05:18,849 --> 00:05:21,021 WELL, I STILL THINK IT WOULD MAKE OUR DAUGHTER HAPPY 135 00:05:21,021 --> 00:05:22,753 IF WE AT LEAST GAVE IT A SHOT. 136 00:05:22,753 --> 00:05:25,055 ANGELA, WE'RE NOT PLAYING HOUSE HERE. 137 00:05:25,055 --> 00:05:26,957 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GONNA BE IN THE NEXT MONTH. 138 00:05:26,957 --> 00:05:29,400 BUT THAT'S JUST IT. I'M READY TO STAY. 139 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:31,001 IN FACT, I WAS OFFERED A BIG PART IN L.A. 140 00:05:31,001 --> 00:05:33,534 AND I ALREADY TOLD MY AGENT I'M NOT INTERESTED. 141 00:05:33,534 --> 00:05:34,935 MAYBE YOU DON'T SEE IT, 142 00:05:34,935 --> 00:05:37,738 BUT I THINK WE HAVE THE MAKINGS OF A PRETTY NICE LITTLE FAMILY. 143 00:05:37,738 --> 00:05:39,810 OH, I SEE PLENTY. 144 00:05:39,810 --> 00:05:41,612 NO, SERIOUSLY, GO PUT SOME CLOTHES ON. 145 00:05:41,612 --> 00:05:43,674 ( laughs ) 146 00:05:43,674 --> 00:05:45,876 Bonnie: AND THEY'RE SUPER ABSORBENT. 147 00:05:45,876 --> 00:05:48,018 HUH? VOILA! HUH? 148 00:05:48,018 --> 00:05:49,580 - HERE, TAKE IT. - HEY. 149 00:05:49,580 --> 00:05:50,621 I DID IT. 150 00:05:50,621 --> 00:05:51,752 I ACTUALLY DID IT. 151 00:05:51,752 --> 00:05:53,584 WELL, SO DID I LAST TUESDAY, 152 00:05:53,584 --> 00:05:54,955 BUT I'M NOT RUNNING AROUND BRAGGING ABOUT IT. 153 00:05:56,387 --> 00:05:58,028 NO. NO, NO, NO. 154 00:05:58,028 --> 00:05:59,630 I TALKED TO MARY HART 155 00:05:59,630 --> 00:06:01,692 AND I CONVINCED HER TO BOOK DANNY ON THE SHOW. 156 00:06:01,692 --> 00:06:03,934 TUCKER! THANK YOU! 157 00:06:11,702 --> 00:06:13,704 UM, YEAH. 158 00:06:13,704 --> 00:06:15,846 - THAT'S NEVER HAPPENING AGAIN. - NO. 159 00:06:15,846 --> 00:06:16,877 SO-- SO HOW DID YOU DO IT? 160 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:18,609 OH MY GOD, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN ME. 161 00:06:18,609 --> 00:06:19,810 - I WAS AMAZING. - YEAH. 162 00:06:19,810 --> 00:06:22,753 A GUEST CANCELED, SO I ASKED IF I CAN BOOK DANNY. 163 00:06:22,753 --> 00:06:24,014 SHE SAID, "WHATEVER, DON'T TALK TO ME." 164 00:06:24,014 --> 00:06:25,456 AND THEN THAT WAS IT. DONE. 165 00:06:25,456 --> 00:06:26,957 YES. 166 00:06:26,957 --> 00:06:29,460 OH WOW. 167 00:06:29,460 --> 00:06:30,991 IT'S LIKE A DANNY WHEELER FAN CLUB IN HERE. 168 00:06:30,991 --> 00:06:33,464 HEY, EVERYONE, IT'S ME. 169 00:06:35,095 --> 00:06:39,730 OKAY, SWEETIE, YOU DON'T WANT TO CAUSE A RIOT. 170 00:06:39,730 --> 00:06:40,771 OKAY, GUESS WHAT? 171 00:06:40,771 --> 00:06:42,402 I'VE GOT EVEN MORE GOOD NEWS. 172 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:44,104 TUCKER GOT YOU AN INTERVIEW TOMORROW 173 00:06:44,104 --> 00:06:45,636 WITH MARY HART. 174 00:06:45,636 --> 00:06:46,877 REALLY? 175 00:06:46,877 --> 00:06:47,978 FIRST MY JERSEY SELLS OUT 176 00:06:47,978 --> 00:06:49,740 AND NOW I GET TO INTERVIEW MARY HART? 177 00:06:51,111 --> 00:06:53,514 MARY, WHO DO YOU LIKE IN THE PLAYOFFS? 178 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:57,788 - OKAY. - YEAH. 179 00:06:57,788 --> 00:06:58,749 UM... 180 00:06:58,749 --> 00:07:00,451 OKAY, MAYBE I'LL JUST WRITE OUT 181 00:07:00,451 --> 00:07:02,092 THE QUESTIONS AND THE ANSWERS 182 00:07:02,092 --> 00:07:03,724 THAT YOU'LL BE GIVING TO MARY. 183 00:07:03,724 --> 00:07:06,096 OH, YEAH. THAT WORKS TOO. 184 00:07:06,096 --> 00:07:07,828 I'LL HELP RIGHT AFTER YOU BUY ME LUNCH. 185 00:07:07,828 --> 00:07:09,560 WAIT, WHY AM I BUYING YOU LUNCH? 186 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:11,061 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? AFTER THAT KISS, 187 00:07:11,061 --> 00:07:13,904 YOU SHOULD BUY ME DINNER AND A PURSE. 188 00:07:13,904 --> 00:07:15,566 DANNY, THERE YOU ARE. 189 00:07:15,566 --> 00:07:16,837 HEY, SO HOW'S RILEY DOING? 190 00:07:16,837 --> 00:07:18,809 IS SHE HAPPY, SAD, CONFLICTED, 191 00:07:18,809 --> 00:07:21,472 STICKING PINS IN A SMALL DOLL THAT LOOKS LIKE ME? 192 00:07:21,472 --> 00:07:23,844 'CAUSE MY NECK HAS BEEN KILLING ME ALL MORNING. 193 00:07:23,844 --> 00:07:26,016 ACTUALLY, I THINK SHE'S READY TO MOVE ON. 194 00:07:26,016 --> 00:07:29,149 MOVE ON? AS IN "BEN" VOYAGE? 195 00:07:29,149 --> 00:07:31,822 "BEN" THERE DONE THAT? 196 00:07:31,822 --> 00:07:33,954 WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE 197 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:35,225 YOU'RE OVER THERE FIGHTING FOR HER. 198 00:07:35,225 --> 00:07:36,727 WELL, I WOULD'VE IF I THOUGHT 199 00:07:36,727 --> 00:07:39,059 SOMETHING LIKE THAT WOULD WORK. 200 00:07:40,190 --> 00:07:41,792 OH MY GOD, THAT COULD WORK. 201 00:07:42,893 --> 00:07:44,695 OH, I'VE GOT TO GO. HEY, COVER FOR ME. 202 00:07:46,066 --> 00:07:47,868 OH! HEY, MOM! 203 00:07:47,868 --> 00:07:49,239 DID YOU KNOW THEY'RE MAKING TOWELS 204 00:07:49,239 --> 00:07:51,471 THAT LOOK LIKE MY JERSEY? 205 00:07:52,873 --> 00:07:54,104 BEN, HI. 206 00:07:54,104 --> 00:07:55,175 UM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 207 00:07:55,175 --> 00:07:56,547 WE NEED TO TALK. LOOK, RILEY, 208 00:07:56,547 --> 00:07:57,708 I'VE BEEN A FOOL. 209 00:07:57,708 --> 00:07:58,909 THE MOST IMPORTANT THING-- 210 00:07:58,909 --> 00:07:59,910 WHY IS THERE A HALF-NAKED MAN 211 00:07:59,910 --> 00:08:01,812 COMING OUT OF YOUR BATHROOM? 212 00:08:01,812 --> 00:08:02,753 OH, HEY, BEN. 213 00:08:05,686 --> 00:08:07,688 YOU REMEMBER FITCH. 214 00:08:10,891 --> 00:08:12,563 SERIOUSLY? 215 00:08:12,563 --> 00:08:13,964 RILEY AND FITCH?! 216 00:08:13,964 --> 00:08:15,225 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? 217 00:08:15,225 --> 00:08:17,668 'CAUSE I KNOW I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 218 00:08:17,668 --> 00:08:19,029 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 219 00:08:19,029 --> 00:08:20,901 WORKING ON QUESTIONS FOR DANNY'S INTERVIEW. 220 00:08:20,901 --> 00:08:24,274 IF YOU COULD HAVE DINNER WITH GANDHI OR JESUS CHRIST, 221 00:08:24,274 --> 00:08:26,206 WHAT WOULD YOU ORDER? 222 00:08:27,878 --> 00:08:29,680 TUCKER, I'M HAVING A CRISIS HERE. 223 00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:32,583 I JUST THOUGHT I MEANT SOMETHING TO HER. 224 00:08:32,583 --> 00:08:34,184 BUT OBVIOUSLY SHE STILL HAS FEELINGS FOR FITCH. 225 00:08:34,184 --> 00:08:36,687 RILEY DOES NOT HAVE FEELINGS FOR FITCH. 226 00:08:36,687 --> 00:08:38,188 OH, YOU WEREN'T THERE. TRUST ME. 227 00:08:38,188 --> 00:08:40,520 THEY WERE HAVING FEELINGS. 228 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,222 BEN, LOOK, 229 00:08:42,222 --> 00:08:45,525 I BELIEVE THE SCIENTIFIC TERM IS CALLED REBOUND. 230 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,197 IT'S WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU WANT TO GET OVER SOMEONE. 231 00:08:47,197 --> 00:08:50,831 AND IT SEEMS LIKE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT RILEY'S TRYING TO DO. 232 00:08:50,831 --> 00:08:51,902 SHE'S MOVING ON. 233 00:08:51,902 --> 00:08:53,233 THAT'S WHAT DANNY SAID. 234 00:08:53,233 --> 00:08:54,565 WELL, THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD DO THAT TOO. 235 00:08:54,565 --> 00:08:56,536 YOU KNOW, IF YOU COULD SPEND ONE DAY 236 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:58,709 WITH ABRAHAM LINCOLN, 237 00:08:58,709 --> 00:09:01,541 WOULD IT BE A TUESDAY OR A THURSDAY? 238 00:09:03,243 --> 00:09:05,145 - THURSDAY. - MM-HMM. 239 00:09:07,247 --> 00:09:08,318 Bonnie: NOW REMEMBER, HONEY. 240 00:09:08,318 --> 00:09:10,250 YOU HAVE NOTHING TO BE NERVOUS ABOUT. 241 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:12,022 OTHER THAN THE FACT THAT THIS INTERVIEW 242 00:09:12,022 --> 00:09:14,685 COULD MAKE OR BREAK BOTH OF OUR CAREERS. 243 00:09:14,685 --> 00:09:16,286 OKAY, ARE YOU READY? I'M MARY. 244 00:09:16,286 --> 00:09:18,629 AND WE'RE LIVE IN FOUR, THREE... 245 00:09:18,629 --> 00:09:19,990 ( silent ) 246 00:09:19,990 --> 00:09:23,233 ♪ SHWADA SHWADA SHWA ♪ 247 00:09:23,233 --> 00:09:24,264 ♪ MARY ♪ 248 00:09:26,897 --> 00:09:28,969 WELCOME, DANNY. FIRST QUESTION... 249 00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:32,943 - SHE DOES THAT. - YES, I KNOW. 250 00:09:32,943 --> 00:09:35,646 WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR LOVE LIFE? ARE YOU SINGLE? 251 00:09:35,646 --> 00:09:38,348 - TUCKER, YOU KNOW I'M SINGLE. - OH MY GOD, I AM NOT TUCKER. 252 00:09:38,348 --> 00:09:40,050 I AM MARY. DID YOU NOT SEE THE HAIR FLIP? 253 00:09:40,050 --> 00:09:41,612 COME ON. COME ON. 254 00:09:41,612 --> 00:09:43,213 I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY LOVE LIFE. 255 00:09:43,213 --> 00:09:44,615 CAN'T WE JUST TALK ABOUT HOCKEY? 256 00:09:44,615 --> 00:09:46,787 CONK, CLICK. ( mimics snoring ) NO. 257 00:09:46,787 --> 00:09:49,189 DANNY, NOBODY GIVES A CRAP ABOUT HOCKEY. 258 00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:52,022 THEY WANT TO HEAR ABOUT ROMANCE, AFFAIRS OF THE HEART. 259 00:09:52,022 --> 00:09:53,223 WELL, I HAVEN'T HAD ANY OF THOSE 260 00:09:53,223 --> 00:09:54,765 SINCE AMY AND I BROKE UP. 261 00:09:54,765 --> 00:09:56,827 OOH, AMY. 262 00:09:56,827 --> 00:09:59,900 OH, WOW, SO TELL ME ABOUT AMY. 263 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:01,131 WHY'D YOU BREAK UP? 264 00:10:01,131 --> 00:10:03,704 WELL, UM... 265 00:10:03,704 --> 00:10:06,106 I REALLY DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 266 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:09,009 WHY? WAS IT DIFFICULT, PAINFUL, HEART-WRENCHING? 267 00:10:10,841 --> 00:10:13,183 IT'S JUST, UM... 268 00:10:13,183 --> 00:10:16,316 SEE, WHENEVER I END UP TALKING ABOUT AMY, 269 00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:18,388 I END UP... 270 00:10:18,388 --> 00:10:20,991 ( choked up ) I END UP-- 271 00:10:20,991 --> 00:10:22,653 ( sobs ) 272 00:10:22,653 --> 00:10:25,025 ( cries ) 273 00:10:25,025 --> 00:10:26,326 ( cries ) 274 00:10:26,326 --> 00:10:28,659 OH MY GOD, DANNY. ARE YOU CRYING? 275 00:10:28,659 --> 00:10:30,831 NO! NO. 276 00:10:30,831 --> 00:10:32,262 MY FACE IS JUST LEAKING. 277 00:10:32,262 --> 00:10:33,203 DON'T LOOK AT ME! 278 00:10:35,005 --> 00:10:38,869 DANNY, I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE SO UPSET ABOUT HER. 279 00:10:38,869 --> 00:10:40,270 - I'M NOT! - OKAY. 280 00:10:40,270 --> 00:10:42,242 IT'S JUST WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT AMY, 281 00:10:42,242 --> 00:10:43,874 I THINK ABOUT WHY WE BROKE UP. 282 00:10:43,874 --> 00:10:45,145 AND THEN I END UP THINKING ABOUT-- 283 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:47,317 - KNOCK, KNOCK. - RILEY. 284 00:10:47,317 --> 00:10:49,850 HEY, I JUST, UM... 285 00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:51,381 I GOT SOMETHING IN MY EYE. 286 00:10:51,381 --> 00:10:52,753 IT'S AN EYELASH. 287 00:10:52,753 --> 00:10:54,925 OH, LOOK, I GOT IT. MAKE A WISH. 288 00:10:57,087 --> 00:10:58,859 UM, IS BEN AROUND? 289 00:10:58,859 --> 00:11:01,091 WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE? HIS MOTHER? 290 00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:08,368 OKAY, SO WHAT WE'VE LEARNED SO FAR 291 00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:10,200 IS, UM, NO AMY, 292 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:12,142 NO HOCKEY, 293 00:11:12,142 --> 00:11:14,775 AND NO CHANCE OF ME GETTING THAT PROMOTION. 294 00:11:14,775 --> 00:11:16,206 ( laughs ) 295 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,379 BEN, IT'S ME. 296 00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:20,350 CAN WE TALK? 297 00:11:20,350 --> 00:11:22,352 ( knob rattles ) 298 00:11:22,352 --> 00:11:23,313 PLEASE? 299 00:11:23,313 --> 00:11:25,315 SERIOUSLY? 300 00:11:25,315 --> 00:11:27,858 HOW IS ANYBODY SUPPOSED TO GET OVER ANYBODY 301 00:11:27,858 --> 00:11:30,020 IF, EVERY TWO SECONDS, ANYBODY IS ALWAYS TRYING 302 00:11:30,020 --> 00:11:31,962 TO GET BACK TOGETHER WITH SOMEBODY? 303 00:11:34,064 --> 00:11:35,325 ANYBODY? 304 00:11:35,325 --> 00:11:37,327 YOU MUST BE JUST WRECKED 305 00:11:37,327 --> 00:11:39,099 THAT RILEY JUST SLEPT WITH FITCH. 306 00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:40,430 WHAT?! 307 00:11:40,430 --> 00:11:42,372 ( cries ) WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN?! 308 00:11:42,372 --> 00:11:45,405 - OH, HONEY. - ( cries ) 309 00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:47,337 OKAY. 310 00:11:47,337 --> 00:11:49,209 ALL RIGHT. LISTEN TO ME, DANNY. 311 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,341 I AM TALKING TO YOU AS YOUR MOTHER, 312 00:11:51,341 --> 00:11:53,413 YOUR MANAGER, AND SOMEONE WHO LOVES YOU. 313 00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:55,315 WE HAVE GOT A LOT RIDING ON THIS, 314 00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:57,347 SO YOU NEED TO PULL IT TOGETHER, LEAKY! 315 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:01,321 OKAY, FINE. YOU WON'T COME OUT. 316 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:03,754 UM... 317 00:12:03,754 --> 00:12:05,395 I'LL JUST TALK AND YOU LISTEN. 318 00:12:05,395 --> 00:12:09,159 LOOK, NOTHING HAPPENED WITH ME AND FITCH. 319 00:12:09,159 --> 00:12:10,460 I SWEAR. 320 00:12:10,460 --> 00:12:13,203 SO HE JUST CAME OVER TO CHANGE HIS CLOTHES? 321 00:12:13,203 --> 00:12:14,935 HOW STUPID DO YOU THINK I AM? 322 00:12:14,935 --> 00:12:16,236 DON'T ANSWER THAT. 323 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:19,469 LOOK, YES, I WAS MAD AND HURT. 324 00:12:19,469 --> 00:12:21,942 AND I THOUGHT THAT SOMEHOW IT MIGHT HELP ME MOVE ON, 325 00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:23,373 BUT I REALIZED THAT I WAS DOING IT 326 00:12:23,373 --> 00:12:25,846 FOR ALL THE WRONG REASONS AND... 327 00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:27,818 WE JUST ENDED UP TALKING. 328 00:12:27,818 --> 00:12:29,479 REALLY? 329 00:12:29,479 --> 00:12:31,051 YES. 330 00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:33,083 BEN, COME ON. YOU KNOW ME. 331 00:12:33,083 --> 00:12:36,086 I WOULD NEVER DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO YOU. 332 00:12:36,086 --> 00:12:39,389 OH, HEY, RILEY. 333 00:12:49,099 --> 00:12:51,071 OKAY. MARY WILL BE OUT 334 00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:52,843 IN TWO MINUTES. DO YOU NEED ANYTHING? 335 00:12:52,843 --> 00:12:54,204 TEA, LOZENGE, BACK PILLOW? 336 00:12:54,204 --> 00:12:55,545 IS THIS REALLY YOUR JOB? 337 00:12:57,247 --> 00:12:59,309 OKAY, DANNY, WE ARE ALL SET. 338 00:12:59,309 --> 00:13:01,281 I TALKED TO JON THE CAMERA GUY 339 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,183 AND HE KNOWS TO ONLY SHOOT YOU FROM THE LEFT. 340 00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:04,885 AND JUDY, SHE'S THE MAKEUP GIRL, 341 00:13:04,885 --> 00:13:06,316 SHE'S ON THE LOOKOUT FOR FLOP SWEAT. 342 00:13:06,316 --> 00:13:09,559 AND MARCO THE CUE-CARD GUY HAS A THING FOR TALL BLONDES. 343 00:13:11,361 --> 00:13:12,792 OH, AND HE MADE YOU THESE. 344 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,094 WOW, DANNY, 345 00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:15,795 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE GONNA BE ON TV. 346 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,968 WAIT, I'M NOT GONNA BE ON TV, AM I? 347 00:13:17,968 --> 00:13:20,070 'CAUSE I CALLED IN SICK TO WORK, SO... 348 00:13:20,070 --> 00:13:23,073 BEN, YOU ARE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE. 349 00:13:23,073 --> 00:13:24,935 I PURPOSEFULLY GAVE YOU THE WRONG TIME. 350 00:13:26,236 --> 00:13:28,138 I INVITED HIM. 351 00:13:28,138 --> 00:13:29,509 THIS IS MY FIRST BIG INTERVIEW. 352 00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:31,241 I WANT MY BROTHER AND MY BEST FRIEND TO BE HERE. 353 00:13:31,241 --> 00:13:32,812 I'M SORRY. YOUR BEST WHAT? 354 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:33,984 RILEY'S NOT COMING HERE, IS SHE? 355 00:13:33,984 --> 00:13:34,985 HEY, EVERYONE, I HOPE WE'RE NOT LATE. 356 00:13:34,985 --> 00:13:35,986 OH, HEY, BEN. 357 00:13:35,986 --> 00:13:36,987 WHERE'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND? 358 00:13:36,987 --> 00:13:38,588 ANGELA'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND. 359 00:13:38,588 --> 00:13:40,220 OH NO, WHAT HAPPENED? 360 00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:43,223 DID YOU ALREADY CHEAT ON HER WITH THE HAIR LADY? 361 00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:46,826 YOU WERE RIGHT. THIS IS SO NOT AWKWARD. 362 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:49,399 HEY, GUYS, DO WE REALLY NEED TO DO THIS RIGHT NOW? 363 00:13:49,399 --> 00:13:51,061 YEAH, DANNY IS RIGHT. 364 00:13:51,061 --> 00:13:52,933 OKAY, HE NEEDS TO STAY FOCUSED. 365 00:13:52,933 --> 00:13:54,404 AND WE NEED TO MAKE SURE THAT HE KNOWS 366 00:13:54,404 --> 00:13:56,006 ALL OF THESE ANSWERS. 367 00:13:56,006 --> 00:13:58,168 OKAY. OOH, HEY. 368 00:13:58,168 --> 00:13:59,910 COMFY. 369 00:13:59,910 --> 00:14:02,272 NO, NO, NO, NO. THAT IS MARY'S CHAIR. 370 00:14:02,272 --> 00:14:04,274 IT WAS MOLDED TO FIT HER BUTT PERFECTLY. 371 00:14:04,274 --> 00:14:06,016 - OH WOW. - MAYBE I SHOULD TELL HER 372 00:14:06,016 --> 00:14:07,477 ABOUT THE TIME I MADE A JELL-O MOLD OF MY BUTT. 373 00:14:07,477 --> 00:14:09,349 NO, DANNY. 374 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,982 IF IT'S NOT ON THE CARDS, YOU'RE NOT SAYING IT. 375 00:14:11,982 --> 00:14:13,153 I'M NOT SAYING YOUR STUPID ANSWERS. 376 00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:14,254 THEY DON'T SOUND ANYTHING LIKE ME. 377 00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:16,486 EXACTLY. THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT. 378 00:14:16,486 --> 00:14:19,189 HEY, HEY, GUYS, DO I NEED TO REMIND EVERYBODY 379 00:14:19,189 --> 00:14:21,231 THAT MY JERSEY SOLD OUT IN TWO DAYS? 380 00:14:21,231 --> 00:14:22,162 I THINK IT'S PRETTY CLEAR 381 00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:24,965 THAT MARY NEEDS ME MORE THAN I NEED HER. 382 00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:28,038 BUT WHAT IF SHE DIDN'T? 383 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,142 SHE'S COMING. 384 00:14:32,142 --> 00:14:34,244 YOU PEOPLE, OVER THERE! YOU, UP. 385 00:14:34,244 --> 00:14:35,906 - ( muttering ) - STOP IT. 386 00:14:35,906 --> 00:14:37,307 WHAT? I'M NOT EVEN DOING ANYTHING. 387 00:14:37,307 --> 00:14:38,308 ( gasps ) OH MY GOD. 388 00:14:38,308 --> 00:14:40,010 OH, HEY, MARY. 389 00:14:40,010 --> 00:14:42,212 HEY, MARY, BONNIE WHEELER. 390 00:14:42,212 --> 00:14:43,984 - I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN. - THAT'S NICE. 391 00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:46,216 BUT WHO'S THE TALL GLASS OF WOW. 392 00:14:46,216 --> 00:14:49,019 DANNY WHEELER, PROFESSIONAL HOCKEY PLAYER 393 00:14:49,019 --> 00:14:50,190 FILLED WITH FASCINATING STORIES 394 00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:51,291 ABOUT MY LIFE ON THE ICE. 395 00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:53,293 WELL, AS LONG AS YOU KEEP THEM TO YOURSELF, 396 00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:56,226 WE SHOULD BE JUST FINE. 397 00:14:56,226 --> 00:14:58,328 - JUST LISTEN TO WHAT I-- - BEN, WHY ARE WE EVEN TALKING? 398 00:14:58,328 --> 00:15:00,470 YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE FOR YOUR BEHAVIOR. 399 00:15:00,470 --> 00:15:03,133 WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO ACCEPT 400 00:15:03,133 --> 00:15:05,305 YOU TOLD ME TO GET TOGETHER WITH HER 401 00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:06,676 IN THE FIRST PLACE? 402 00:15:06,676 --> 00:15:08,578 I DID NOT SAY THAT. 403 00:15:08,578 --> 00:15:10,440 I SAID SEE IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING. 404 00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:11,942 SOMETHING IS NOT SEX. 405 00:15:11,942 --> 00:15:13,383 WELL, HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT? 406 00:15:15,145 --> 00:15:17,317 YO, YO, BACK ME UP HERE, MAN. 407 00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:19,950 IT IS A LITTLE AMBIGUOUS. 408 00:15:19,950 --> 00:15:21,992 ( theme music plays ) 409 00:15:21,992 --> 00:15:23,053 ♪ MARY ♪ 410 00:15:23,053 --> 00:15:24,294 HELLO, EVERYBODY, AND WELCOME 411 00:15:24,294 --> 00:15:27,057 TO ANOTHER EDITION OF "THE MARY HART SHOW." 412 00:15:27,057 --> 00:15:28,628 I'M MARY HART. 413 00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:31,661 MY FIRST GUEST IS THE RIDICULOUSLY HANDSOME 414 00:15:31,661 --> 00:15:34,264 NEW YORK RANGER DANNY WHEELER. 415 00:15:34,264 --> 00:15:35,435 SO, DANNY, 416 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,667 CAN YOU TELL US SOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELF 417 00:15:37,667 --> 00:15:38,938 NO ONE ELSE KNOWS? 418 00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:44,244 WELL, MARY, 419 00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:47,447 ONE THING THAT NO ONE ELSE SEEMS TO KNOW ABOUT ME 420 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:50,120 IS THAT I CAN ACTUALLY ANSWER QUESTIONS ON MY OWN. 421 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:52,552 OKAY. 422 00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:56,386 NOT NECESSARILY SOMETHING YOU NEED TO TELL PEOPLE. 423 00:15:56,386 --> 00:15:57,457 RILEY, PLEASE. 424 00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:58,958 THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING I CAN SAY 425 00:15:58,958 --> 00:15:59,990 TO MAKE YOU LET THIS GO. 426 00:15:59,990 --> 00:16:01,161 LET IT GO? 427 00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:02,532 NO, I CANNOT JUST LET IT GO. 428 00:16:02,532 --> 00:16:03,994 I THINK I SHOULD GO. 429 00:16:03,994 --> 00:16:05,335 NO, NO, NO. NO, NO. 430 00:16:05,335 --> 00:16:07,237 YOU ARE STAYING RIGHT HERE 431 00:16:07,237 --> 00:16:08,338 BECAUSE THE MINUTE THIS IS OVER, 432 00:16:08,338 --> 00:16:09,639 WE'RE GOING BACK TO MY PLACE. 433 00:16:09,639 --> 00:16:12,572 AND THIS TIME, WE REALLY ARE GONNA DO IT. 434 00:16:17,207 --> 00:16:18,478 SO JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR, 435 00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,750 THERE ARE 30 TEAMS, SIX DIVISIONS, 436 00:16:20,750 --> 00:16:23,683 TWO CONFERENCES, BUT ONLY ONE STANLEY CUP. 437 00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:25,985 WELL, I'M USUALLY KNOWN 438 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,358 FOR MAKING PEOPLE CRY, BUT I THINK 439 00:16:28,358 --> 00:16:31,221 THE ONLY TEARS WE'RE GONNA SEE TODAY WILL BE MINE. 440 00:16:32,762 --> 00:16:34,494 NO, NO, NO, NO. WE CAN'T. 441 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,296 WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING. 442 00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:38,198 IF YOUR CAREER ENDED TOMORROW 443 00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:41,231 OR PERHAPS EVEN RIGHT AFTER THIS INTERVIEW... 444 00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:44,474 WHAT WOULD YOU DO? 445 00:16:44,474 --> 00:16:46,376 OH GOD, OKAY, JUST DO IT. 446 00:16:46,376 --> 00:16:48,478 HE'LL THANK US FOR THIS LATER. 447 00:16:48,478 --> 00:16:50,440 OR I'LL JUST TELL HIM IT WAS YOUR IDEA. 448 00:16:53,143 --> 00:16:55,215 DOES THAT SAY "AMY"? 449 00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:56,416 WHAT? WHOA. WHAT ABOUT AMY? 450 00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:59,049 I THOUGHT WE WEREN'T GONNA TALK ABOUT HER. 451 00:16:59,049 --> 00:17:02,122 IT'S OKAY, DANNY. IT'S JUST US. 452 00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:05,425 PLEASE, RILEY, CAN'T WE JUST TALK ABOUT THIS? 453 00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:08,027 BEN, THERE IS TRULY NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT. 454 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,159 NOTHING?! 455 00:17:09,159 --> 00:17:10,800 NO, THERE IS EVERYTHING TO TALK ABOUT. 456 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:12,702 HOW ABOUT THE FACT THAT THIS WHOLE THING STARTED 457 00:17:12,702 --> 00:17:14,334 WHEN YOU GOT UPSET WHEN I ANSWERED 458 00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:16,236 A HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION ABOUT A GIRL 459 00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:17,707 I CARE NOTHING ABOUT. 460 00:17:17,707 --> 00:17:20,039 OR THAT WHEN YOU WALKED OUT, 461 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,411 IT FELT LIKE MY HEART HAD BEEN PHYSICALLY 462 00:17:21,411 --> 00:17:23,213 RIPPED OUT OF MY CHEST. 463 00:17:23,213 --> 00:17:27,317 OR THE FACT THAT ANY RATIONAL HUMAN BEING WHO SAW WHAT I SAW 464 00:17:27,317 --> 00:17:28,778 WOULD THINK THAT YOU AND FITCH HAD HOOKED UP. 465 00:17:28,778 --> 00:17:31,551 YES, HOOKING UP WITH ANGELA 466 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,753 WAS PROBABLY THE DUMBEST THING I HAVE EVER DONE. 467 00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:35,725 BUT IT WASN'T TO HURT YOU, RILEY. 468 00:17:35,725 --> 00:17:38,258 IT WAS TO TRY TO STOP ME FROM HURTING. 469 00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:39,829 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 470 00:17:39,829 --> 00:17:42,162 IT DIDN'T WORK. 471 00:17:44,294 --> 00:17:47,167 UH, I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS THE BEST TIME TO MENTION IT, 472 00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:49,299 BUT THE BIG GUY'S KIND OF BAWLING HIS EYES OUT. 473 00:17:51,501 --> 00:17:53,273 Mary: Go on. 474 00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:55,245 ( Danny crying ) 475 00:17:55,245 --> 00:17:58,448 SEE, THAT'S THE THING ABOUT BEING IN LOVE, MARY. 476 00:17:58,448 --> 00:18:01,651 IT'S GREAT UNTIL IT'S NOT. 477 00:18:03,353 --> 00:18:06,085 AND THEN THAT PERSON WHO WAS YOUR BEST FRIEND IS GONE. 478 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:09,319 ( cries ) I DON'T WANT TO LOSE ANY MORE FRIENDS. 479 00:18:11,121 --> 00:18:13,323 ( blows nose loudly ) 480 00:18:13,323 --> 00:18:16,196 AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 481 00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:17,867 ARE YOU OKAY, HONEY? 482 00:18:17,867 --> 00:18:19,469 'CAUSE WE'RE GONNA NEED TO HAVE YOU CRY AGAIN 483 00:18:19,469 --> 00:18:21,501 WHEN WE COME BACK FROM COMMERCIAL. 484 00:18:23,273 --> 00:18:24,674 ( laughs ) 485 00:18:29,779 --> 00:18:32,312 BEN, I'M SORRY. 486 00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:34,744 I HAVEN'T MADE THIS EASY ON YOU. 487 00:18:34,744 --> 00:18:37,187 I GUESS WE BOTH MADE SOME MISTAKES. 488 00:18:37,187 --> 00:18:39,289 SOME WORSE THAN OTHERS. 489 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:43,223 I MEAN, DANNY'S RIGHT. 490 00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:45,855 I CAN'T LOSE YOU. 491 00:18:45,855 --> 00:18:47,297 THAT'S GOOD. 492 00:18:47,297 --> 00:18:49,259 THEN WE'RE IN AGREEMENT. 493 00:18:49,259 --> 00:18:51,361 SO WE'RE GONNA BE OKAY? 494 00:18:51,361 --> 00:18:52,362 WE CAN GO BACK TO BEING US? 495 00:18:52,362 --> 00:18:55,835 UM, I DON'T THINK I CAN DO US. 496 00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:58,338 I MEAN, MAYBE ONE DAY, 497 00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:01,171 BUT NOT RIGHT NOW. 498 00:19:01,171 --> 00:19:03,173 OKAY. 499 00:19:03,173 --> 00:19:05,615 WELL, THEN I'LL LOOK FORWARD TO THAT DAY. 500 00:19:09,219 --> 00:19:12,322 SO WHERE DOES THAT LEAVE US? 501 00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:17,257 ARE WE STILL A GO ON THE WHOLE SEX THING? 502 00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:20,360 WELL, I'M IN TOWN TILL THURSDAY 503 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:21,661 IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND. 504 00:19:24,494 --> 00:19:25,535 ( trilling tongue ) 505 00:19:25,535 --> 00:19:27,197 - BAA. - BAA? 506 00:19:27,197 --> 00:19:28,838 Tucker: YEAH, AND THEN WHEN YOU REALLY GOT CHOKED UP 507 00:19:28,838 --> 00:19:30,370 AND COULDN'T CATCH YOUR BREATH, 508 00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:32,742 THE TEARS WERE STREAMING AND THE SNOT WAS FLOWING. 509 00:19:32,742 --> 00:19:34,374 RATINGS GOLD! 510 00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:36,776 HE CRIES! HE SCORES! 511 00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:38,248 ( laughs ) 512 00:19:38,248 --> 00:19:39,849 UM, DID YOU NOTICE 513 00:19:39,849 --> 00:19:41,351 THERE'S ABOUT 20 WOMEN DOWNSTAIRS 514 00:19:41,351 --> 00:19:43,253 CLUTCHING YOUR PHOTO AND CHANTING YOUR NAME? 515 00:19:43,253 --> 00:19:45,555 YES, THAT'S BECAUSE I'VE BEEN LABELED 516 00:19:45,555 --> 00:19:46,816 A SENSITIVE JOCK. 517 00:19:46,816 --> 00:19:48,658 AND LATER, I PLAN ON GOING DOWNSTAIRS 518 00:19:48,658 --> 00:19:51,190 AND GETTING SENSITIVE WITH EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM. 519 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,922 HEY, WHILE YOU'RE DOWN THERE, 520 00:19:52,922 --> 00:19:54,894 TRY TO UNLOAD A FEW OF THESE, OKAY? 521 00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:57,367 ASK FOR $100, BUT I'LL TAKE $20. 522 00:19:58,668 --> 00:20:01,831 SO ANY LUCK WORKING THINGS OUT WITH RILEY? 523 00:20:01,831 --> 00:20:05,235 MORE LIKE WORKING ON WORKING THINGS OUT WITH RILEY. 524 00:20:05,235 --> 00:20:07,507 BEN, LOOK, I KNOW IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS, 525 00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:09,739 BUT YOU ARE NEVER GONNA GET ANYWHERE 526 00:20:09,739 --> 00:20:11,381 IF YOU DON'T GET RID OF ANGELA. 527 00:20:11,381 --> 00:20:14,213 I DON'T THINK THAT'S GONNA BE A PROBLEM ANYMORE. 528 00:20:18,888 --> 00:20:20,320 "DEAR, BEN. 529 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:22,352 I TOOK THAT PART IN L.A. 530 00:20:22,352 --> 00:20:24,294 YOU WERE RIGHT. 531 00:20:24,294 --> 00:20:26,225 I'M NOT READY TO PLAY HOUSE. 532 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,998 TELL EMMA I LOVE HER. 533 00:20:28,998 --> 00:20:30,600 ANGELA." 534 00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:32,902 ( coos ) 535 00:20:32,902 --> 00:20:35,265 AND SHE'S GONE AGAIN. 536 00:20:36,566 --> 00:20:38,408 APPARENTLY THE ONLY GIRL I'M DESTINED 537 00:20:38,408 --> 00:20:40,370 TO EVER HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH 538 00:20:40,370 --> 00:20:42,011 IS THIS ONE RIGHT HERE. 539 00:20:43,773 --> 00:20:45,244 ( cries ) OH MY GOD. 540 00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,647 THAT'S THE SWEETEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD. 541 00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:50,680 - ( cries ) - SWEETIE... 542 00:20:53,523 --> 00:20:55,285 ♪ MARY PUTS THE HEART IN HART ♪ 543 00:20:55,285 --> 00:20:56,686 ♪ MA-- MA-- MA-- MARY ♪ 544 00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,329 WHAT ELSE YOU GOT? 545 00:20:59,329 --> 00:21:00,490 - OKAY, ALL RIGHT. - LET'S GO BIG. 546 00:21:00,490 --> 00:21:02,332 - BIG GUNS, BIG GUNS. - ( clears throat ) 547 00:21:02,332 --> 00:21:03,993 ♪ SHE'S YOUR MAMA, YOUR SISTER, ♪ 548 00:21:03,993 --> 00:21:05,735 ♪ AND YOUR VERY BEST FRIEND ♪ 549 00:21:05,735 --> 00:21:07,537 ♪ HER NAME IS MARY HART ♪ 550 00:21:07,537 --> 00:21:09,539 ♪ AND THE FUN NEVER ENDS ♪ 551 00:21:09,539 --> 00:21:11,441 ♪ OH, MARY ♪ 552 00:21:11,441 --> 00:21:14,444 ( both vocalize ) 553 00:21:14,444 --> 00:21:15,575 - WHERE'D SHE GO? - WHERE'D SHE GO? 554 00:21:15,575 --> 00:21:17,046 - MARY? - MARY? 555 00:21:17,046 --> 00:21:18,277 - MARY! - MARY! 556 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,479 MARY, COME ON! 557 00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:21,581 - MARY, GET BACK HERE-- - MARY, YOU KNOW YOU LIKE IT. 39058

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