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THE SHOW CONTAINS VULGAR LANGUAGE AND EXPLICIT SEX REFERENCES

A boat-party! That's like a dream!

Here's to the new guy!

I thought you wanted to spend time with me, instead.

If she tried to hook up with me, it'd be trouble.

What's the plan for today?

A fun trip on a quad bike.

I am más piccante.

I talk crap, but it's not a fault.

I'm drunk every day.

I smell like cash and the streets.

I always have the final say.

I'm a drama queen!

I'm a deadbeat, but with class.

When I'm angry, I bite.

I'm a mama's boy.

Everybody please stay away.

When I'm out, I'm on fire.

No Swamy, no party.

Let's get ready.

I'm gonna check the terrain,

I wanna see how safe it is.

I don't have a licence yet, so he's driving.

-Trust is good, control is better. -Exactly.

Lift up the hand-break, and start pushing!

We're gonna have fun,

but we're also going to be safe and follow the rules.

That's essential.

When you hit the brakes, go like... "click"!

-Or we'll go... "bam"! -You don't wanna go "bam"?

We were like: click, bam, click...

I can't drive this thing.

-We missed the first bend. -It was hard to turn!

We shot off.

We were on fire!

She'd accelerate, and then brake. Accelerate, and brake.

Slow down!

You're crazy!

If we'd raced, we'd have crushed everybody.

You put me on a quad bike...

Do you really expect me to go 10 mph?

-Stop! -Oh, no!

Mamma... When I saw that, I panicked.

Spadino and Marcolino flipped over.

-Are you guys ok? -We're fine...

Chill, guys! We're fine!

-We started off with... a bang. -That's right.

At some point, we stopped by some sort of catacombs.

That's the dromos, the descending corridor.

Can we go down there?

We went first, obviously. The guys chickened out.

-They were afraid of ghosts. -Beware of the catacomb monster!

They let women go first...

There's catacombs behind my house.

It's nothing new to me. That's why I didn't rush down here.

Samuele threw some sort of magic dust in the air, and...

Drago hightailed it out of there.

-He was the first one out. -Holy cow!

I ran uphill on all fours.

La Giss was like...

-She's screamed for half an hour. -She panicked.

Guys! What the fuck is that? What are you doing?

-The tomb was amazing. -Horrible.

-It was wonderful. -Lovely.

I had never been there before.

-I had fun! With my hubby! -Nice job!

-You're an alpha male. -Here we go...

But the alpha female put you in your place.

Cheers!

THE VILLA

We were like...

We threw a party at the villa,

and invited the four makeup artists we met at The Giam.

Are any of the guys bisexual?

THE NIGHT BEFORE

You're invited to the villa, tomorrow night!

Who's there?

They're super famous makeup artists,

so I seized the opportunity to get a makeover.

You guys are gorgeous!

I adore this!

Here's to sex and success!

Honey, she has a piercing down there.

Let's start the party!

-Cheers! -Let's drink!

Those makeup artists definitely rocked the party

with their wild personalities.

-That's too much! -Come here!

Rum, vodka, gin...

But the highlight of the party

was the drag queens.

They were dressed to kill.

They were flamboyant, absolutely stunning.

Champagne!

They call me Drago, but I don't have scales or wings.

I'm no firebreather.

We partied hard, obviously.

It's a given, when I am around.

I went wild. That was the most fun I've had in my life.

I lifted up my skirt...

and showed my chapas.

Twerk with your chapas afuera, siempre!

Guys! How come these hotties are twerking like pros,

and you're so boring?

I can relate to drag queens:

their philosophy is based on the "big fish"!

Everybody get in their swimwear!

Where's the fire, firebreather?

I take my night swims naked. Always.

I regretted it immediately.

Bring out the big fish!

The big fish was on the loose!

Mattia and Samuele got naked!

The size of a hammer doesn't matter.

It's how it drives the nail that counts.

When I party, I like to entertain.

Other people might join me,

but I'm always the true star of the show.

I'll admit it: I got very curious.

Be it for my body, or be it for whatever...

people always give me respect.

I had never got personal with a drag queen before...

but I felt like I wanted to get to know this person better.

Every person you meet is a piece of a puzzle.

And every piece makes you a more complete person.

We had a moment of cultural exchange, but...

I knew she was crazy about me.

She got all handsy.

Let's be honest: you look like a sex machine, I would do you.

You know what I'm saying?

I like belly rubs, so...

It takes guts to get it on with me,

but once you try, you're hooked.

We had a nice chat...

It was a... nice evening, nothing too crazy.

We had fun together...

We talked a lot, and we got to know those guys better.

Where is Giovanni?

One of them went to the Love Room,

and fell dead asleep. He was like unresponsive.

So I asked Gianmarco to help me carry the dude downstairs.

Bye, guys. Thank you so much. Have a good night.

Once we made sure he was ok, we walked them all out.

Thank you so much, lovelies. Have a good night.

It was a pleasure having you.

-You're awesome. -Take care.

That night could not have gone better. They're the sweetest.

Goodnight, everybody.

Good morning, guys!

The sun is shining! It's time to get up!

We woke up and cleaned the house

because it was a mess.

Then a bunch of hairdressers and beauticians showed up!

One second.

-Welcome. Samuele. -Nice to meet you.

I'm so thrilled!

It's about time this chassis gets a makeover!

Hi, everybody.

I was so happy to see a barber!

At first, I thought it was a mirage.

I want a killer mullet haircut.

Usually, I wear it like this. Got it?

We needed that.

Not even the old ladies would have hooked up with us.

One of the beauticians was Chinese, like me...

Meeting a kindred spirit made me really happy.

I could finally speak my language.

I had broken this nail, sorry...

And she fixed it for me.

Looking for something? A girl, maybe? You're free?

I was just...

So... no?

So, I'm gonna be back and thread your eyebrows.

-Do mine too! -I love it!

-You do women too? -It's my first time.

I want you to be my first.

Let me enjoy this moment!

Let me enjoy this!

Let me enjoy this!

Those hairstylists were real men.

They were hirsute, with dark hair, strong looking!

Something that's still missing in this house!

-Relax, don't worry. -This position is new to me...

Mamma...

He pulled my head back, like this.

I was like...

I'm gonna lean, ok?

I'm totally relaxed.

And then he stopped.

Otherwise, I would have gone... But, no.

I'm telling you: get rid of half that panettone.

Christmas is over!

They did a spectacular job. Look. I mean...

Spadino style.

Clean, sleek...

I'd even dare to say aristocratic.

We had a nice sushi dinner.

Who's that?

-Is it the phone? -Someone's at the door.

It's a new entry, I feel it.

-Nice! You came! -There they are!

Welcome, guys.

The hairstylists came back.

We had invited them over that morning.

Here's to love, sex, and success!

-To the heart! -To heart, sex, and success!

To our livers!

We started to dance.

Things heated up fast,

and we started to rub on each other...

Help me understand...

-The brunette one. -Ok.

He kept an eye on me the whole time.

Teasing boys is my thing, everybody knows that.

Me, jealous? I know she's just teasing me.

-But are you jealous? -Yes, I am.

-It's all in the hips. -I'm uncoordinated.

No, you're not. I mean, that would be a bummer.

I'm talking about dancing!

She keeps looking at me.

While she's dancing with him.

She grabbed my hand and took me to the seating area.

That's when all hell broke loose.

You can't do that with my girl, right in my face!

Bro, go check on them. Do me a solid.

I like Jasmin. I wanna find out if there's a way to get to her.

I can't push it too far, you're not single.

-He's terrified of you, you know? -I can tell.

Terrified!

Until yesterday, he was all about loyalty.

He told me: "I would never make a move on your girl".

If I wanted to get it on with you...

-I'm down with that. -Ok, then. Let's do it.

I flirted with her because she allowed me to.

I'm done with him.

-I'm done. -I feel you.

That's not cool. We're done. Done.

I screwed up!

-That was so childish of you. -What are you talking about?

-That was awful. -Why? What?

-That was low. -We were just talking!

Jasmin doesn't like Francesco. Not even one bit.

She just used him to make Samuele jealous.

-If he did that to you... -He's free to do whatever.

Well, if that happens, don't start making a scene. Ok?

That's me. I thrive on drama.

-Is he upset? -He's furious.

They walked arm in arm, they twerked,

and they talked for an hour. And all that right in my face!

I'm gonna talk to him.

Honestly, this was the first time I didn't act out of spite.

Everybody sided with him.

-With who? -With Samuele, honey.

I'm done.

I'm going upstairs with Fra, just to spite him. I'm done!

I was expecting a different reaction.

Now everybody hates you. They sided with Samuele,

and they're not gonna talk to you ever again.

He's risking everything just to have a chance with me.

Samuele, instead, only cares about his pride. That's all he cares about.

Samu, can we talk?

No, bro. I don't feel like talking.

-Just a second... -I don't wanna talk. No.

"Can we talk?" Go fuck yourself, Francesco.

What did I do that was so disrespectful?

-Put yourself in his place. -Tell me!

What did I do that was disrespectful?

I'm telling you straight:

you come across as an opportunist, a schemer.

You're like a vulture waiting to make a move.

And I don't like that.

I know a schemer when I see one.

All the others sided against me.

I guess they underestimated me because I'm not a blabber.

I'm a strategist, that's all.

I think that was inappropriate, period!

We resented Francesco,

because what he did was uncool, honestly.

-Calm down. -I'm so angry.

I'll shut up. That's better.

Let's stop talking. It's none of our business.

People like him are just desperate for attention.

-I'm here to listen. -I won't repeat myself.

Bro, you said too much already. Can I say one thing?

-Go ahead! -Then shut it. I'll say one thing.

-I'm here. -Everybody shut up. Stop.

I won't take sides, and I will act accordingly.

Is it just a game you're playing?

I'm not sure.

If everybody decided to take sides against me... fine.

That's not gonna stop me.

It's kinda my thing to create drama,

but it's also my way to put a person I'm interested in to the test.

I'd push people to the limit, to their breaking point.

It's my way to see how much they care.

And if they stay by my side till the end, they win the game.

Everything I say and do is really a test.

If you don't test your partner and you trust them right away,

you get screwed.

I'd rather show them my bad side.

If they can deal with it, fine. If they can't, it's fine either way.

Oh, God...

So I just keep going, and going...

-What you did yesterday was mean. -I'll push him over the edge.

You need to face problems with maturity.

And you need to stop being childish and using others.

I hope he can turn into a real asshole.

Because you deserve that.

If you don't pass the test, you're not the right guy for me.

-Thank you for everything, guys. -Bye, have a good night.

Where the fuck am I supposed to sleep?

Come here.

Let's make things even worse!

We went to bed,

and we started having a little ghost problem...

Who's that next to you?

And a cock-drumming problem...

Can you feel the beat?

I'm better than the drummer from Måneskin!

Stop it, or I'll leave!

Help!

-Drum solo! -Help!

It's been a busy night...

Now I'm definitely happy...

-Are you happy? -Very happy.

The doorbell kept ringing...

Who the fuck could it be, so early?

I have a delivery for you.

-Hey. -Good morning.

The delivery guy left a couple of boxes.

They had our names on them: Samuele, Claris, Giss,

Mattia, and Gianmarco.

Mattia, Giss? Get up. They delivered a box for you.

What the hell is this?

We go downstairs and we open the boxes.

No!

We found some Roman lady and centurion costumes,

with helmets and everything.

What are we doing? Where are we going?

I thought we were gonna film a porno,

a themed sex tape dressed in costumes,

or that maybe we were gonna play some erotic game...

But, no!

-Hello? -Hello, this is Jutta.

-Who am I speaking to? -Good morning, this is La Giss.

Obviously, those costumes are not for a Carnival celebration.

-They're not? -No.

They're your work outfits for today.

Jutta called and said we had to dress up like ancient Romans.

You will invite passers-by

to come in the restaurant.

We had to recruit customers.

Do you best, ok? Do not let me down.

No...

We're leaving in 20 minutes.

You look more like a Capuchin monk!

Or a chaplain!

That was embarrassing.

Sandals would have been cool.

-I didn't bring them with me. -I have a pair!

-Where, at home? -Yeah.

Are we really going out in public like this?

-Hey. -Those leggings are killing me.

I'm gonna feel cringeworthy.

They didn't do their brows, back in those days.

They didn't have tattoos or piercings either.

I nailed the look.

-What's that? -This is the sword.

-What kind of sword is it? -It's made of flesh.

Mattia looked stunning in that outfit.

Those muscles, and that armour skirt...

I mean, my heart was racing like crazy.

-I hope I'm not gonna get hard. -I got horny.

Keep high the name of Rome, guys!

-My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius. -No, it's Jerkimus.

Daje!

Let the cringe begin.

We were ready and pumped.

THE DECEIVER

It was like being in a movie.

The costumes were really well-made.

Take one! Action!

-Good evening. -Nice to meet you, guys.

-Gianmarco. -Mattia.

Hello. Nice to meet you.

THE TAVERN KEEPER

I got you the outfits, don't let me down.

Don't worry.

Let's fill this place.

I still couldn't believe we went out in public like that.

Ladies and gentlemen, gather around!

Would you like a table? Why not?

Gianmarco was posing like Mr. Olympia.

You're scaring them off!

Put that sword away!

Where are you from?

What the f... Hey!

We were pretty far from the restaurant!

How am I supposed to show them the menu or the place?

"Come eat at this place!" "Where is this fucking place?"

Hello...

Hello...

My name is Mattia, nice to meet you.

I tried to play the charmer card with tourists...

I'd be like: "Hello..."

I'd take my sword out...

If a guy like that invited me to a restaurant, I'd be like...

"Here I am! I'm coming!"

THE VILLA

I pan-fried some bread in butter, I cooked some bacon...

I added a couple of protein bars

and two yoghurts, one vanilla and one plain.

Guys like me are a rare find!

I'm funny, handsome...

I mean, that's an understatement. Also, I'm a sports guy...

What else? I have swag!

How many qualities do I have to display, to find a girl?

Step up, ladies!

I won't be around forever.

I'm husband material!

It's time to wake up!

Check this out!

I made this for you!

Eat up!

Don't bust my balls.

I'm like Cooking Mama!

See? See how nice I am?

-Thank you. -How sweet of you...

Wash your feet, Asia. Damn.

Awesome.

That was good.

-Come on, guys. -We're pretty, but it's not working.

You're too pushy! You need to be more engaging.

We had no idea what to do.

People thought we were a joke. But who could blame them?

Why are you eating a panino?

English: perfect.

French: master level.

Vous voulez venir avec moi à manger...

comme... de Rome. La carbonnaire!

Or better, some... pasta jus t fait?

I know different languages. I speak in tongues.

Obviously, La Giss put up her little show.

And you tambien with me!

-I'm Italian. -Thank God!

Would you like to come eat at a nice restaurant?

-I'll give a taste of Ancient Rome... -She's scaring people away!

I know I tend to yell a lot, but that's not scary...

We found a client!

You could hear her from all over town.

Guys. I didn't make a penny.

I'm sorry, but this is not working.

I invested time and money.

I entrusted your agency hoping it would bring me more clients,

but unfortunately it didn't go well. I'll never call them again.

He said he will never rely on us again, but...

that's fine. Who wants to work for you, anyway?

No offense, dude.

I told Jutta we were gonna fill the place.

We did a shitty job.

The real problem was... the restaurant. We were perfect.

THE VILLA

We lost the sword.

Look at this rejina!

You didn't give me a kiss good morning,

before going to work! What the fuck?

It was so embarrassing...

People looked at you weird?

What did you do? Tell me.

Not one customer followed us to the restaurant.

-Hello? -This is Jutta.

-Who am I speaking to? -Hi. This is Samuele.

Samuele, hi.

Jutta needs to give us a break.

I know it didn't go well...

The client called to complain.

And you expect me to find you customers dressed like a centurion?

It looked like we escaped from some asylum.

What did you expect?

I'm sorry, but I cannot pay you for your service.

-Cool. -Ok. Love and light your way.

Back at you.

I used to be a bouncer. I'm good at kicking people out,

not at bringing people in!

-I'm ready to talk when you are. -Let's do it.

What I cared about the most was my friendship with Samu.

I wanted him to know I didn't do anything disrespectful.

The only thing I should apologise about

is the fact that I let her lead me by the hand.

Bro, go check on them. Do me a solid.

Look, I'm not mad at you. You upset me, yes,

but I'm mostly mad at her.

I'm here talking to you with a clean conscience.

Because I know I've been respectful to you.

I just talked with her.

I mean, Jasmin and I just talked. That's it.

I think you made a scene because I was involved.

If it had been any other guy, you would have reacted differently.

No. No one would have acted like you.

He identified me as a threat from the start,

so it's kinda impossible for us to be friends.

I thought you'd come to me and tell me...

Bro, listen.

I could have been a piece of shit, if I had wanted to!

I told Samuele I'm a man of honour.

That little scene, yesterday, was awkward.

You know? I believe what you're saying.

Unfortunately, this doesn't change what happened last night.

I don't know if she does that on purpose, or what.

If she's acting out of spite...

but I'm sick of it.

I told her I wanna stay out of trouble.

I wanna stay out of this.

We're cool, dude.

End of the story.

We shook hands.

Clear rules make for lasting friendships.

Well, I think that...

Enough! The matter is closed.

Can I express my point of view?

Mattia had something to say.

He turns every single discussion into a personal matter.

We're men, tell me to my face.

But a real man doesn't betray a friend for pussy.

Unfortunately, I was the one Jasmin chose to get her revenge,

so that put me in a bad light,

in a weird position with the others.

-Just stop it. -Stop what?

-Stop it. -What?

-We're done. -I've been done for a long time.

Oh, mamma mia! I'm so sad!

Otherwise, I wouldn't have acted like I did.

We're done! Done!

Done!

That was too much, I didn't deserve that.

So... it's over between us.

We wanted to hit the disco, fìoi!

You know what I mean?

We're gonna get trashed, fìoi!

I need to shave.

We'll go back to The Cash.

And this time it'll be just us boys.

Finally, a night out without that bunch of ballbusters.

What about the club?

It's dope, dude. You'll see.

Men are loyal to each other. Look at us.

That's why we wanna go out alone.

We're ready, bro.

We found out they're going out without us.

We're not staying home.

Let's get dressed!

We got ready for a girls' night out...

without telling the guys.

Check if they're spying on us.

The imperative is to make the guys jealous.

Just one letter:

"V", for vendetta!

Cheers, girls!

We're pure evil!

Wow, guys... We're hot! We're dolls!

Girls' night out, baby! Make way... for the ladies!

The plan was to let them believe that we were gonna stay home.

But instead... bam!

We dolled up and took our asses and pussies out , vamos a bailar!

-Bye, guys! -Bye!

They put on their fake lashes, fake hair, fake this, and fake that,

and told us: "We're going dancing!"

-Bye, guys! -See ya!

They played us good.

They were so jealous.

They've been yapping about it for an hour!

Those troglodytes really thought we were going to stay in

while they were going out dancing.

I'd love to see the guys' faces!

-"The van you requested has arrived." -That's right.

They told us they were gonna stay home.

I don't like being played.

Fuck them. What did you expect?

Who cares? You expected them to stay here and watch us go?

No, it's not that.

Personally, I don't give a shit.

We told them we were going out alone, so they did the same.

Who cares?

-It's a problem for me. -Why?

Because they're laughing at us.

So? Can't we just go out, have fun, and laugh at them too?

If you hadn't just broken up with Jasmin, you'd be pissed too.

I got pissed because we had no idea they were going out.

-So now I'm too sad to be pissed? -Maybe!

I'm not sad! It is what it is!

You're emotionally disconnected!

No! You're making too big a deal out of this!

I don't care! Ok?

Right! And then, when she gets back at 5am, you're going to shower her

with questions, cry, and get drunk like you always do!

Let's be real!

I'm saying this because I care about you!

Do you think we're just making shit up?

He was blinded by his feelings.

Me and Mattia tried to open his eyes,

but he refused to listen to us.

-You're weak, bro. -I'm good-hearted. It's different.

-No! You're weak! -I disagree.

She's a bitch, and you let her treat you like shit.

You're gonna fall for that again and again.

I took it upon myself to open his eyes.

Now, it was totally up to him.

He was too infatuated with her to listen to our warnings.

I know you're right, I know that's what happened.

No need to explain.

I gave her a piece of my heart...

but right now I don't give a fuck about her, I swear!

-I hope so, bro. -I swear,

I don't care if they're out dancing.

I'm just looking forward to having fun with you.

-Cool. -I hope so.

I just wanna enjoy tonight with you guys, I swear.

You can't command the heart. It is what it is.

I... think that's true.

Ok, that's enough.

-I hope you got it, bro. -Love you, man.

-Come here... Thank you. -I'm sorry, man.

What kind of hug is this?

It's my kind of hug, bro.

He's a dear friend.

Who knows if we'll still hang out after the show.

We were gorgeous and super pumped!

THE LOVE CLUB

We arrived at this club, in Rome.

It's a lounge bar. The atmosphere was...

hot, just like us.

-Hello, welcome. -Hello.

Lovely.

We want some big fish! We can't do without!

All eyes were on us.

We were stunning.

Here's to the heart, to sex, and success!

And Italia Shore!

Here's to women!

It was a perfect night.

Just what we needed. We had some fun girl time.

Where are you guys from?

-I'm from Cosenza, Calabria. -I see...

-And you? -Riccione.

-What's your name? -La Giss.

-La...? -Giss.

-What's your real name? -La Giss.

-Hey, La Giss... -Yes, love?

Would you pass me a peanut?

At some point, two guys sat next to us.

Calabria has struck again! Right in their face!

That's what happened.

-Cheers! -Here's to the dick!

It was a bar...

but we started to dance wildly.

We upgraded the vibe!

We were happy, carefree, and mostly drunk.

-What do you do? -I work for a moving company.

He's also a boxer.

I'm taking you home!

Don't yell...

He's a boxer!

I like boxers...

Wait!

OBLIGATION TO KISS

We're not making out. Get lost, honey!

-But they brought the sign! -So what?

The boxer started hitting on me,

but I blew him off big time. He hit the pole.

I just wanna make Mattia jealous.

How about we invite them over tomorrow?

-That's fine with me. -For dinner.

We'll cook.

No, bad idea.

-My boyfriend is jealous. -Your boyfriend?

-Yes, my boyfriend. -What boyfriend?

-He's jealous if we cook? -Over and out!

He's jealous, and that's it.

Samuele would freak out.

I'm banned from the kitchen too, so there's no way.

The thing is... my boyfriend comes home late tonight.

Who's your boyfriend?

You mean the guy back at the villa?

Oh, come on... Why he's not here?

-He hates me. -Why?

-I am a bad girl. -Really?

-I made him jealous... -Good for you!

I messed up. I'm fond of him, but he doesn't know.

I felt like I was doing something dumb.

I felt like I was losing someone important,

and that there was nothing I could do about it.

Fuck them!

This is who I am! This is me!

THE VILLA

We got ready and we headed to The Cash. It was a fun night.

Here's to the pussy!

It's almost ready, guys.

Gianmarco needs some pasta!

Make some for him! I'm not your fucking cook!

-Cut it out, man! -I'm not talking with you.

He provoked me, and I lost it.