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THIS SHOW CONTAINS VULGAR LANGUAGE AND EXPLICIT SEX REFERENCES.

He was there for me.

Give me a kiss.

I mean, look at that ass...

The little kid has made a few missteps.

I've very flirty.

I have good news:

tomorrow, you're invited to my boat party.

In Ponza!

But only five of you will be able to go.

I am más piccante.

I talk crap, but it's not a fault.

I'm drunk every day.

I smell like cash and the streets.

I always have the final say.

I'm a drama queen!

-I'm a deadbeat, but with class. -When I'm angry, I bite.

-I'm a mama's boy. -Everybody please stay away.

When I'm out, I'm on fire.

No Swamy, no party.

THE VILLA

A boat party!

That's my dream.

I don't even know where Ponza is, so I'm more than curious.

I just woke up.

I was pumped. Super excited.

We kinda need a little break.

Our asses rock. They're huge!

Shit...

Today I'm a ten.

That's your outfit?

How about a sarong?

-No? -I'm wearing this!

She's awesome.

I feel awesome!

We're ready for our boat trip.

A boat trip to Ponza... You can't beat that.

My swimsuit bottom hurts. Its's splitting my ass in two.

We're trash to the core...

but in a good way.

What the fuck?

Turns out it wasn't a little boat, but a big, nice yacht.

La Giss deserves this life! That boat was huge!

Mamma mia, guys!

I was surrounded by luxury!

What?

I deserve this life! I deserve this!

Bye, poor people!

Oh, my God! Do you need a fishing net for the big fish?

Do you need that?

Mamma! Can I have your pole, please?

Look, they have bananas too!

I'm gonna pretend I don't know her... Don't look at me.

Bananas! Give me that!

Guys, look! Over there!

We stopped in the middle of nowhere, and I couldn't figure out why.

It didn't make any sense.

Guys, something's wrong.

I sensed something was weird.

Why is this guy approaching us? Who knows?

We could see this guy...

coming towards us on a rowboat.

Straight from Venice Beach!

Who is he?

-Hey. Gianmarco, nice to meet you. -I'm Samuele.

My name is Gianmarco. I'm from Venice, and I'm 24.

People call me Giammy.

I like having fun, hanging out with my friend, clubbing...

I'm not the kind of guy who sips a soft drink on the couch.

When I'm out, I'm on fire. Period.

I'm very proud of my body.

I have zero body hair. Even on my crotch.

I can't wait to move into the villa, meet the other guys,

and party hard.

Hi, guys.

"Ciao, I'm Gianmarco".

"Tonight I'm gonna get drunk... you see what I mean? "

We met our new roommate, Gianmarco.

Our third Michelin Man.

I need a beer!

When he turns, he has to turn his full body.

He can't turn his head.

-Are you single? -Yes. What about you?

-Yes. -Nice.

I immediately got along with the others,

especially with Samuele and Francesco.

They welcomed me in the best way possible,

and the girls were very nice too.

He strikes me as a smart guy.

I don't know, I can just tell.

THE VILLA

What time are they coming back?

-Around 7:30pm. Yeah. -Before dinner?

What if they bring along somebody new?

Here's to the dick and to Italia Shore !

We started to make a racket!

I like to jump in ass-first.

Italia Shore!

The frizz is gone.

-Of course! What's new? -It's gone limp, it's your fault!

-You can't even make a bottle spray. -Come on! Why?

The boat was incredible.

I've never been on a yacht like that before.

It was such a cool experience.

We danced, we drank...

The overall vibe was great.

The Prosecco was flowing...

I was licking Prosecco off Francesco's chest.

I didn't care about the wine. I wanted to taste his skin.

I admit it.

We decided to take a stroll in Ponza, in our swimwear.

Here we go!

Once there, we decide to play a game:

whoever collects the most phone numbers wins.

-Hi. How are you? -Do you want my number?

We bumped into my grandma, my grandpa...

-Good evening. -Hello.

Is the ice cream any good?

...my aunt and my uncle.

-Where's the pussy? -Can you believe this?

In Ponza they have no girls, I swear.

We were like: "Let's teach the guys how to hook up".

Yeah, but... with who?

Finally, some locals!

Give us your number!

No need for formality, cutie.

Feel free to give me your number.

La Giss was all over the place. She hit on everybody.

Do you want to give me your number?

Yo quiero el tu numero ahora y tambien ahora.

What's your phone number?

He blew you off! You hit the post!

Dybala! He shoots, and he strikes the post!

-I hit the post! -The post!

I didn't care about winning,

I was too distracted by the chaos she was spreading.

-I found one. How about you? -Those were grandmas!

I saw my granny with her friend Maria!

They're here! In Ponza! With Alfonsa and Gertrude.

We won by a landslide.

Women always win.

Here's to our victory!

-And to your defeat... -And to the new guy!

-To the new guy! -Cheers!

The trip went great.

We had fun, we drank, we had a swim... We really enjoyed it.

That was my first time in Ponza.

It's such an amazing island.

THE VILLA

-Did you eat? -Yes, I did.

Do you want a bite?

Of course you do.

You love this.

I had been down for days.

I felt the need to get away.

I can't keep up with this frenzy, I'm not used to.

-I have a different lifestyle. Yes. -More relaxing, I get it.

I tried to transmit family warmth...

I knew he wanted to quit.

It felt like I should help.

You're awesome: you can sing, you have swag, you're cool, tall...

If one of the group has a problem, the rest jumps in to help.

He decided to leave the villa. I really wanted to help him, but...

he just left like that.

Cheese! Love y'all!

When are they coming back? I start feeling a bit...

-I get it, you're in a mood for it. -I'm starting to feel bad.

I have my needs. When are they coming back?

What's mine is mine. You can't touch it, or look at it. That's it.

Here they are!

-Welcome back, bro! -Cool!

-Come here! -You look amazing!

Hello, girls.

-Gianmarco, nice to meet you. -Claris.

Gianmarcone joined the group.

"I'm from Venice, fìoi!"

He's a big dude. I'm happy, we needed another bull in the fam.

"You know what I mean?"

-Oh, fìoi, give me a break! -We're kidding...

Gianmarco is adorable. He's so funny.

His accent is something else... It's so funny!

-The guys call me "La Bro". -You're Claris, right?

-She's our "La Bro". -I have a dick.

You have a dick? I have a pussy.

Is that right? Too bad, 'cause I also like dick.

Claris is the bomb.

She's absolutely stunning.

But...

Sorry, bro, I was distracted...

-Distracted, uh? -Sorry, man!

She seems to like to party and drink. We have a lot in common, so...

I mean... she's just awesome.

Sorry about that. It's the Aperol.

This is supposed to be a wild, fun experience.

But when you're with somebody, you can't enjoy it as you should.

You said you can't see yourself hanging out with him

in the real world. I mean, that's what you told me.

I told Jasmin she's missing out on so much.

He's gonna be working, and you're gonna be in Ibiza,

dancing with this or that guy...

Your relationship started here and is bound to end here.

My question is: what's the point?

She wants Samuele, but she also wants her freedom.

And she can't have both.

I could easily spread division in the villa,

if I wanted to. It would be easy as fuck.

But I don't know if this is gonna last, not yet.

I understand, but you'll have to make choices.

Over and out.

She's been ignoring me since I got back home.

She gave me a little kiss and then she was gone.

Yeah, but you're touchy, you know?

She's been talking with that dude for half an hour.

She was deliberately ignoring me.

I mean, I was gone all day.

Hey!

Look: it's a big fish, and it's all for you!

Oh, my God!

-My big fish! -Fried fish for everybody!

Oh, my God!

The pool area was swarming with huge fish.

I just jumped on it like a little mermaid.

Mermaids have priority access to big fish. Just as they should.

What is going on?

Big surprise: our friends came over!

-Thank you, sweetie! -My friend Buddha showed up.

I just jumped on him...

I yelled: "Franci!", and then I started to cry.

Franci is my best buddy, and he will always be.

-Nice to meet you, Francesco. -Emi.

Aren't you happy for me? He's like my brother.

-I'm super happy. -I got emotional.

-Damn! I saw that... -Unbelievable.

-Let's drink something! -Hi there.

-Samuele. -Alessia, nice to meet you.

I'll tell you...

Claris' friend is really pretty. Blue eyes, blonde hair.

She's really nice and dainty,

but at the same time very outgoing.

-Please... -We call her "La Bro".

I know you're friends, but she's a boor.

I'm sorry about that.

-What's your name again? -Alessia.

From Ladispoli, right?

-How old are you? -I'm 20.

Twenty? So you were born in 2003.

-What school are you in? -I'm done with school.

I wasn't hitting on her, but talking with her was nice.

Jasmin, as usual,

thought I was trying to get laid, and so on.

-You're a jerk. -I'm a jerk?

You've been ignoring me since I got back.

You gave me a little kiss and then you disappeared.

Instead of spending time with me,

you went chatting with another dude.

I don't need a babysitter who tells me what to do and what not to do.

Hello, police, we have two bombs ready to explode.

Come arrest this girl! She's dangerous!

That was my party. My fucking party.

La Giss' party.

Let's go, Giss!

I'm such a diva...

Such a diva!

I'm like the Little Mermaid!

La Giss jumped in the pool, in her habitat.

I got on the little shell and started to shake my chapa.

...my chapa...

Let's put out the fire!

Giss channelled her inner mermaid, she ruled the scene.

Everybody take your shirts off!

I felt like a diva. I mean, I am a diva, obviously.

I was gorgeous.

I licked off some whipped cream... I love doing that.

Those legs... Mamma mia!

Me and Spadino had a small technical issue with our shorts...

They just slipped down, and we decided to do without.

They just fell down, we didn't mean to get naked.

Hey! My underwear fell down!

I looked at it! I did!

Thank you! The big fish is in the house, tonight!

Thank you!

I wanna get a better look at that.

I stole his underwear...

and had him run around the villa.

Some fresh air is good for the big fish.

Give it back!

Give me my underwear!

She made me run around commando.

She's...

Good evening, everybody. This is Jutta.

And then Jutta left a message, a fuego.

I know some of you went on a trip to Ponza, today.

That's great.

Now you are fully rested, in tune with nature,

and ready to give your best at work tomorrow morning.

Fuck off, Jutta!

Jutta is already irritating me.

I'll meet you at the Gilda on The Beach.

I... will have to go to work.

-I love you, guys! -I don't.

What an incredible party! Everybody came together... It's been awesome.

We had a wonderful time.

Tonight, I'm gonna sleep like this.

I can be a jerk too, you know?

I never lose. You want war? You got it.

What the fuck?

Marcolino is the only one I let close to me.

It's more than just a friendship.

Much more than that.

I never get blueballed.

My fountain pen is always full...

I never go limp, that's for sure.

When Jutta told us that the ones who went to Ponza

had to go to work in the morning,

I wasn't shocked. One way or the other, I'm always working here.

Buenas dias!

I don't like working. I hate it.

-Good morning! -Good morning.

But I wanted to give my friends a hand.

Miss Jutta...

-I'd like to team up with... -The handsome guy.

You're lucky, you're in his team.

I was in Tutor Nicholas' team. That made me very, very happy.

Two of you will help out at the restaurant: Asia and Francesco.

La Giss, Emi, Samuele and Gianmarco will go with Nicholas.

He's a stud. A real stud.

I need him in my life.

What are we gonna do with... Nicholas?

He's gonna tell you himself.

I'm down with whatever.

I was hoping to meet someone handsome.

-You could take your shirt off... -What?

Am I being too friendly?

-Sorry, I'm just very outgoing. -We're on the job.

-We have to act professional. -What time do you get off?

Working at Gilda's was... a pain in the ass.

Fudge.

Luckily, I never had to wait tables in my life.

I wasn't expecting that.

Can you take your sunglasses off for a second? I'm just curious.

Such beautiful eyes...

Nicholas is hot; he's a ten, a stud.

When he took his sunglasses off...

Eventually, she's gonna get arrested. For harassment.

Honestly, I'm not sure I could handle him...

You're a master at shoving things up.

She's hysterical.

Try to use your arms.

I can use my fissa or my minne if I want to!

Pussy .

-What's that again, in Calabrian? -Minne.

-And the other word? -Fissa.

-"To blow" is "spumpinare" , right? -No, it's "spompinare" .

Can you conjugate that for me?

I spompino, you spompini, we spompiniamo...

What about the past tense?

I spompinai, you spompinasti, he spompinò...

we spompinammo, you spompinaste, they spompinarono.

I graduated with full marks.

I'm dying...

Try. Practice the grabbing technique.

The grabbing tech...?

I'm a master at grabbing.

Every word has a double meaning with her.

I swear to God, it was too heavy!

Come on, guys!

Weren't you a master at grabbing poles?

I was there moving huge parasols,

when this lady came up to me and started to bust my balls.

Could you please move my sunbed?

Guys, I need to assist this lady.

Customer first.

Holy shit! We're on a beach, chill!

Where?

This way?

No. She chose my stress as the source of her relaxation.

THE VILLA

How about we prank them, when they get back?

Ok, let's come up with something.

Let's pretend we did something shocking today. Like...

-Like what? -An erotic massage.

Marcolino and I are officially the Masters of Pranks.

Like... a chocolate massage.

This is gonna be fun!

-Put some on my underwear. -Are you serious?

Yes! I'll do the same to you.

We smeared ourselves with chocolate.

Intimate parts included.

He's a fetishist! He's gonna flip!

They even had fake hickeys...

Hide that!

Hi, guys!

What are you up to?

What the fuck is going on here?

Did you shit yourself, Marco?

That sucked, guys, I'm telling you...

-We had an erotic massage. -No way!

The look on Samuele's face was priceless.

I was covered in Nutella. I had it on my boobs, my legs, my butt...

-It was a bust. -No, it wasn't!

Let's just leave it at that.

-You're the dirtiest of all. Why? -Did they lick it off you?

It's everywhere!

I was about to explode.

Look, these are kiss marks!

I was there listening to Samuele asking questions, petrified.

Marco didn't say a word.

-What the heck, guys? -It was just a massage.

Don't laugh! You have hickeys on your neck! Look at you!

What the hell did you do?

What are you laughing at?

When I got closer, I noticed she had a bruise over here,

and another bruise right here. That's when I lost it.

You think I would have let them do that to me?

It's not that you can decide, once you're there...

I would've left straightaway!

If I didn't have a girl, I'd have been down! That's obvious!

But that's not the case, is it?

-Clearly, it's not a problem for you! -It was just a spa massage.

No, that's not ok. Don't you ever speak to me again.

I don't care! You let somebody kiss you?

I swear it was nothing!

I mean... No.

I... freaked out.

-You're disgusting. Stay away. -Why?

You're a piece of shit. You suck!

Fuck off.

I'm nice, calm, and everything, but I will turn into a hyena.

I went upstairs.

I just wanted to smash everything, that was too much.

You don't know what I'm capable of!

Asia, they're messing with you! It's a prank!

It's just a prank!

It's a prank, guys! Come on!

They took it very badly,

so we had to tell them it was just a prank.

It's not true! Look at me!

We didn't think you'd fall for it!

-We were messing with you. -Really?

We put it on ourselves. That was just a prank!

That was a shitty prank! I mean...

That's the kind of thing that make me flip out.

You're a dupe!

-A dupe! -Come here...

Well done. You pulled a fantastic prank on us.

-Asia, come here, look! -How could you fall for that?

Are you nuts?

What's with that face? Don't be pissed!

That was hilarious.

I'd do that again a thousand times. So, be ready.

I know they couldn't wait to punish me for the prank.

They had been planning revenge against me.

Samuele drew a dick on my forehead.

Oh, man!

I thought that was funny.

We're just being silly. I don't get mad about these things.

Hey, man! I see you finally washed your face...

It's still there, by the way.

-Hello? Hey! -Hello?

ON THE PHONE WITH MUM AND DAD

-Chico! -Hey there, Cichè!

-Is it your dad? -Yeah.

-And you call him "Chico"? -That's how we roll.

-How is it going? -Fantastic!

-You get on with the others? -Yes, they're great.

-Especially this one girl... -Do you like her?

Yes, but I'm being good. I'm not fooling around.

-She's my boo. -Really? That's great.

-Does she feel the same for you? -Yes.

It's been a surprise for both of us.

-This is not what we expected... -...from this experience. I see.

But here we are.

Before I left, my mum told me:

"Don't be a jerk with the girls.

Do not fool around, like you always do".

Can you tell us her name?

Her name is Jasmin.

All I can say right now is...

that she's a knockout, I can't think straight.

I'll go upstairs, so you're more comfortable.

I didn't expect this at all.

She is here. She is blushing, she just went upstairs.

Samuele talked about me on the phone with his mum...

On one hand, it made me feel special, especially when I noticed

that sweetness in his eyes...

-I love you. Say hi to everybody. -We love you too.

-Bye, sweetie. -Bye, mum.

But, on the other hand, I felt frightened.

He took too big of a step,

without discussing it with me first.

I feel overwhelmed by this sense of responsibility.

You have no idea.

That call with his parents made me feel anxious.

-Really? -I swear.

I'm not used to it. To me, parents are sort of a "sacred thing".

It's ok to tell them what's going on, that you met a girl, blah, blah...

But it's not like I'm ready to meet them.

Nope. I'm not gonna do that.

It felt like things were getting too serious, and I got scared.

Come here.

I need a cuddle, every once in a while.

And I'm here to give you some.

I'm gonna take these and put them in my pockets...

so I can look into them when I'm sad.

You're the sweetest. How romantic.

She has Oriental eyes...

I love that about her. Eyes are important to me.

Along with feet.

It's pounding.

Spadino is also this:

love and poetry.

I was getting ready to hit The Giam club...

and I started to spin it around.

Look, bro, it's a chopper!

Had I been laying down, I would have taken-off.

Lucky you: you have three legs and zero body fat!

The guys were dying laughing.

A gay night. I had never been to one before.

A ripped shirt would work, I guess.

I love your outfit.

We were pumped. We wore pretty daring outfits.

I found it, Marco!

Is this it?

-You found it! -He found it!

We went for an alternative look.

Gorgeous.

The guys were glorious with their makeup on.

Step aside, the queens of the night are coming!

Hello.

We entered the club catwalk-style!

We looked and felt like Greek goddesses.

"You guys don't stand a chance!"

Everybody looked at us.

I'm Giammy, nice to meet you.

In the VIP area we made friends with some makeup artists.

I did the same look in Milan a few days ago. Same colours!

Spending the night with them was just awesome.

Are any of the guys bisexual?

-Oh, honey... -No, right?

We started a riot!

I went wild.

It's summertime! It's gay-time!

I'm gay, but if I get really wasted...

something might happen.

What an incredible night; wild beyond prediction.

We made out...

I even kissed Giss!

No inhibition whatsoever.

Ass here, ass there...

Hey, you!

How's it going?

What's your name, again?

I was keeping an eye on him.

I saw him talking with two girls.

Wanna get up here and have a drink?

I waited a second, and then...

As soon as I was done talking with that girl, I turned...

and that shrieking harpy was there, right behind me.

Did you invite them over too?

Do you wanna know what she asked me?

She wanted to know the name of that...

"strangely-eyed blonde dude".

I made that up on the spot.

Bro!

Didn't she ask about Drago?

He made up an excuse, but... I didn't buy it.

I'm full of crap. I'm like a cesspool.

I make up all kinds of stuff!

Can we be besties?

-Of course. -We're two whores, after all!

We'll go to orgies together!

What?

Give me a kiss!

-You're coming to the villa! -Tonight?

Bring the others, tomorrow night!

We didn't talk much, but we made out a lot.

And then, Emi invited them over because they were just the best.

We will see you tomorrow!

I can't wait!

-We're gonna get fucking wild! -Oh, yeah!

-We didn't hold back. -But I still like dick.

Same here, honey.

We were in the right mood for it. Yes, he was half drunk...

but I'm only human.

Don't pull my hair!

-What? -I swear...

-What do you mean? -I'm serious.

I don't want you to rip it out.

-I'm wearing extensions, ok? -Alright...

Don't piss me off!

I got upset at Samuele.

He pissed me off.

No, you don't understand.

I told you to go easy.

What the...

All of a sudden, she pushed me away.

I went back to bed and turned the other way. I was furious.

We were getting it on...

I could tell she was enjoying it,

but then...

all of a sudden, she flipped out on me.

And I have no idea why! What the fuck? I swear, bro!

I can't be with a girl who throws a tantrum like that!

-How long did it last? -It happened straight away!

I went to the bathroom, and...

It happens.

I just got up,

and he was already entertaining the others with his little story.

Bro, honestly, I think it's not worth it.

She told me herself yesterday:

once you guys are out of here, your relationship is over.

That's it.

I tried to stir up discord in their relationship,

to test how much they cared for each other.

You know what you should do?

Take your dick, set it aside, and start thinking with your brain.

That's exactly what I had foreseen, unfortunately.

If you guys set things straight and decide you're not a couple,

you could have fun with me, for example...

You're still shorter than me.

If she tried to hook up with me, it would be trouble.

The flesh is weak.

-Are you feeling any better? -Yeah, I'm ok.

I spoke to her.

What did she say?

-She's had enough. -I know that.

I've had enough too.

That's what I told her. Clearly, you both feel the same and...

that's it. That's all.

I need to think with my own head.

They're telling me this and that, and I start to over-think.

I need to stop listening to this guy, or that girl...

Someone's at the gate.

-Who is it? -What now?

We're coming!

We were chilling at home, when Matteo suddenly showed up.

Wow, guys, this house is a mess!

The house was a pigpen.

It was filthy.

This is not good. I am liable for the damages.

You know? Mamma!

No way, guys...

The house is a pigpen!

Unbelievable...

What is that turkey doing here?

With our tail between our legs, we started to clean up a bit

and get a move on.

After that, the house was a tiny bit less filthy.

What's the plan for today?

You will enjoy a trip on a quad bike.

You are riding together, and she's driving.

You'll be holding onto me.