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THE SHOW CONTAINS VULGAR LANGUAGE AND EXPLICIT SEX REFERENCES.

Do you feel like coming to the adventure park?

If she touches him, I'm gonna loose it.

-Whose luggage is this? -Surprise!

Don't laugh!

-I don't care! -Know your place!

After a fun fight, it's time to make love.

The fish took the bait.

We'll tell them us girls are staying home.

We were excited at the idea of going out alone.

I am más piccante.

I talk crap, it's not a fault.

I'm drunk every day.

I smell like cash and the streets.

I always have the final say.

I'm a drama queen.

I'm a deadbeat, but with class.

When I'm angry, I bite.

I'm a mama's boy.

Everybody please stay away.

When I'm out, I'm on fire.

No Swamy, no party.

THE VILLA

No more kisses for you.

Give me one!

I am sick, I have a fever,

and the girls decided to stay home with me. How sweet.

I decided to go out dancing, despite Asia not feeling well.

To me, friends come first. That's what life has taught me.

They keep saying: "We're heading to The Cash!"

And I'm like: "Yeah, to The Cash with no cash".

Tonight we're super pumped!

It's just perfect.

Let's show them who the real bosses are.

It's gonna be a life-lesson for me.

Let's turn the night on, we're at The Cash!

Everybody got wet!

Do you know what makes American girls go wild?

We had a blast.

This is Italia Shore ! Fuck!

When you give a blowjob,

you have to turn it like this, and curl your mouth.

You did this to a guy?

-We're talking about... Spadino. -Who?

-He has no idea who he is! -Spadino?

-Yes. She fucked him. -I did, yesterday.

I knew about it, and I didn't tell you.

-I'm silent as a grave. -I did it, yeah.

I have a special feeling with him. I don't know why, but I felt like...

I could trust him.

I started kissing random girls...

I've been super bad. I made out with every girl in the club,

except maybe a couple.

THE VILLA

Hello, this is Jutta.

I realise it's quite late,

but I just now received the client's request.

Tomorrow, I will need five of you.

The meeting point is still at Gilda on The Beach.

Now you know.

Have a good night. Love and light your way.

Goodnight.

No! Emi is not available. She's dead.

-I'm fucked up! -Like the rest of us!

Just like the rest of us!

I think I died.

I don't remember a fucking thing.

I'm drenched in gin. That's what pussy will do to you!

Come to the window, my love!

I have a big cock, you know? Yep.

The crazy night... had an even crazier ending:

I threw up.

Why am I in my underwear?

We have to make him sick.

-I'm serious, guys. -Ok, let's do it.

No!

Francesco is still young...

-Open your mouth. -There you go!

-Holy cow! -What did you have, chicory?

Franceschino is a tiny dude.

He filled up in no time, like a urine tube.

Muhammad Ali taught me one thing:

never have chicory before a match.

I even threw up my baptism water...

along with my next ten Christmas dinners.

Open your mouth. Open!

Start, motherfucker! Get my card, I have 100,000 EUR in the bank.

Franci, how are you doing?

I expected him to throw up even more, all considered.

He needs to lay down, let's get him home.

I started yelling at everyone, something I'm pretty good at...

-Are you done? -Sit down.

-Calm down, ok? -Stay in the car!

Chill, bro.

-Get in the car. -Then we can all chill.

Come here, get in.

Poor Franceschino...

Here comes the police. We're getting arrested.

No one has had a fight.

Good evening, dear sirs.

I tried to deal with the police, but I was too drunk.

He's having digestion troubles. He's had a few drinks...

I was like: "I'll take care of this, guys!"

I helped him throw up, to make him feel better.

"It's all good, no big deal."

I mean, what happened, really? Nothing!

THE VILLA

I just love gossiping...

-How did it go? -I couldn't wait to get home.

I just... said that straight away.

-The only thing I need now is food. -What are you so dirty?

-Dirty? -Your pants are filthy.

-You have no idea what happened. -What happened?

-I'll tell you everything. -What happened?

It was fucked up.

I was wrecked in guilt, I knew I messed up.

I went upstairs...

We went to The Cash.

We drank gin, vodka...

The club was full of tourists, we had fun.

I was with Francesco.

We had a few drinks together, we were having fun.

Then, suddenly, I lost all sense of direction...

and I poured my drink on this girl...

I knew I messed up big time.

Then the police showed up...

and stopped us.

Thank God, I knew the guys.

Usually, they patrol the Campo de' Fiori area.

All I remember is that he was out of it.

I love the dude, but he can't handle his drink.

You think you're any better?

-What? -You think you're any better?

Don't be like that...

Like what? I came upstairs to listen to you.

-I was having a chamomile tea... -What did I do, now?

She's such a fake.

I saw you looking at me sideways.

That's not true.

You just want to fight, you're being paranoid.

But I refuse to.

I don't feel like arguing.

That's it.

You had fun, I'm happy for you.

-You know what? -What?

Can I be candid?

Aside from what you may think...

I couldn't wait to come home to you.

HALF AN HOUR EARLIER

I played offense, 'cause I knew I messed up that night.

That's all I have to say.

If you don't get it, you don't.

In the end, my acting skills paid off...

and I got her in my bed.

I'm such a piece of shit! I suck.

I woke up Jesus Christ-style.

I'm resurrected.

We'll talk about it later.

What's so funny? We'll talk.

Damn...

Who took my trousers off? Did I do it myself?

We did.

Damn...

I've never felt that sick before.

We gotta get to work. Who has the energy for that?

I feel like shit.

Who's gonna go? You?

Yeah, with the guys.

Mamma mia... I had no idea we had to go to work.

JUTTA'S ASSISTANT

I was there physically, but my brain was still asleep.

Ok, guys, get it together. We're late, already.

-I have a question. -Where's your uniform?

I couldn't find it. It's in the laundry, I think...

I'll report to Jutta about the tardiness and the uniform.

Emi and Mattia will come with me to the beach.

We'll clean up and fix a couple of things.

I'll have to do everything myself.

-That's not true! -Fudge.

-The others will stay with Giorgia. -All of us?

Why do they always get the girl, and I always have to work?

Nothing is free, in this life. You have to earn it.

Pick up litter: paper, bottles, cigarettes...

All the trash.

Check out Emi.

It seems like you have a job, Emi!

You're on fire! Good job.

You're regaining points.

- Drago, she's gonna help you out. -You go, Emi.

I can't stand him.

-Hello! -Hi, there.

-Welcome, guys. -Two sunbeds and a sunshade.

This bulky guy comes up, covered in tattoos...

looking like the Michelin Man.

And he starts breaking my balls. Really?

Do not look at me.

I can't look at you?

No. Look at your girl.

She just left.

But you have a girlfriend. Stop it.

-Come here, sit with me. -No!

Keep me company, I'll have a Spritz.

I want one too.

-Here, have this. -I can't. Stop it.

Hey, man, could you bring me another one?

No, he's ordering that for me.

I love Neapolitan men. I would take them all home with me.

I'm sweating and I'm freaking out. Leave me alone.

-Why? -Because you're talking to me.

Ok, I'll stop, then.

Fine. Let's keep quiet and look at the sea.

Joking apart, are you coming to the villa?

I don't know what you're talking about.

Come on...

Look at me: do I look like a fool to you?

-Yes. -A little bit? Yeah, I guess.

You're the classic deadbeat.

Me? Wow, that's harsh. I gave you a bad impression.

-No... Well, yes, maybe. -I knew it. I appreciate the honesty.

I'm always honest.

He has no idea who he's dealing with. I'm crazy.

Emi?

You can't drink on the job.

I take responsibility. Have a sit.

-I'll just report to Jutta. -No!

-Bye. -It's been a pleasure.

Not for me!

-Are you sure? -Maybe...

Ok, now I feel better.

Whatever.

THE VILLA

-Is it the door or the phone? -Oh, God...

The doorbell rings, I get the door and...

-Good morning. -Mornin'!

Nice to meet you, Matteo.

"Massage therapist"?

Someone deserves this.

Matteo sent me. He said you did a very tiring challenge.

-I'm super tired. -I can tell.

"My butt hurts! Please, rub it!" And he did it.

He did it real good.

It feels amazing. Mamma mia...

He has magic hands.

Are you only gonna rub my back?

No, we're gonna do the glutes as well. Don't worry.

I've never had a massage without a "happy ending".

First the massage, then the "happy ending". Got it?

And... Got it?

Well... Sounds good to me.

Ouch!

I'll leave you alone.

I need to hydrate, I lost body fluids...

Mamma mia...

Can you perform a massage using your body?

It's called "body to body".

You performed a "hands on body" on me,

where is my "body to body"?

I mean, it felt amazing. But he could have done a little more...

It's ok.

I'm the best at sweeping the floor.

-You're still cleaning this one? -Yes.

-We're almost done. -Well, I mean...

It's not that early, you know?

Nobody ever complains about my work.

Actually, I'm here to teach others.

-I don't know what to say. -We're sorry, madam.

Should I speak to your manager?

I've been coming here my whole life.

I've never seen such a mess.

-So? -Of course!

-Get on with it. I'm gonna go ahead. -Of course.

-Don't worry, madam. -Thank you.

You had to clean one cabin.

I swept out here, while you were scratching your balls.

-Are you serious? -Bro... just clean up.

Relax. It's gonna take a second.

If you asked me, I could have helped you.

JUTTA, THE BOSS

Jutta...

is the classic woman who has a stick up her butt.

Can I say that?

First things first:

Giorgia and Nicholas told me about your tardiness.

-It's unacceptable. -Traffic was bad.

No, that can't happen.

We were all tired from the night before,

and she got mad.

Hopefully, it won't happen again. It's bad to rub your boss wrong.

Also, Emi, you forgot your uniform.

We got scolded pretty bad.

THE VILLA

Did you guys eat?

You missed out on a cool massage!

-A "massage therapist" came by. -What are you talking about?

We got back from work and found out that the girls...

got "a massage" from this handsome guy.

You should have seen him.

He was so handsome: 32 years old, tattoos, green eyes...

Good for them.

I felt a little envious, but it's all good.

-I found a Neapolitan guy! -Who is he?

He was covered in tattoos too. You can't understand...

Was he handsome?

Where is Axel going?

I mean...

when are you gonna give me a massage?

Who has had a fling, so far? You, Spadino...

...and Asia, that's it.

Are you and Spadino in an exclusive relationship?

-What's the deal? -Yes. At least, for now.

Jasmin started talking a lot with Francesco...

-You took it to the next level? -Yes.

Here, at the villa?

-Yep. -Cool.

But that doesn't mean anything.

-I mean... -It just happened, but...

Maybe he's your main interest now,

and I respect that, but...

you could also fully enjoy this experience.

The little kid is showing his sassy side, I guess.

-Who? -The little kid...

Who is "the little kid"? Oh, I see...

He has made a few missteps,

and it's only his first day here.

-Do you feel like working out? -I'll try...

Oh, now they work out together?

Oh, well...

You're distracting me, that's not fair.

I'm gonna do a few squats too.

Be ready.

I'll squat with you. I can't stay behind you...

I couldn't help it. I kept thinking: "God, have mercy on me".

They worked out together and started to joke around...

I'm very flirty, I like to tease.

You should try that in bed...

I need to smash something.

"The inverted sheep" is my favourite sex position.

The what?

-Instead of this, you go... -I see.

Just like that.

-You're just wandering aimlessly. -No.

I'm gonna win the Maglia Rosa.

Then I figured the best thing to do was to let them be.

If Samuele wasn't in the picture, I would totally be with Jasmin.

I can guarantee you.

You're funny!

The phone is ringing.

-Hello? -Hello, who am I speaking to?

-It's Samuele. -My friend, how are you?

-It's Diamantone! -Hey!

I'm throwing a big party at The Fiesta club, tonight.

-Nice! -Make sure to doll up!

I invited a few friends. So, please, welcome them

and make them feel at ease. Ok?

Don't worry. It's the least we can do for you.

-Alright, then! Tell everybody. -Sounds good!

-Hugs and kisses! Bye! -Bye, bro!

Bye.

Tonight, we're going to The Fiesta.

Tonight... it's fiesta time!

Some of his friends will be there.

It's exciting. We'll get to meet new people.

Mamma mia... Awesome.

A super sharp outfit...

and tied hair.

Just for you.

I dressed super slutty, of course.

Vamonos!

I love The Fiesta. No reggaeton, no party!

What's between your legs, love?

DIAMANTONE'S FRIENDS

-Let's go! -Come on!

-Hi, I'm Samuele. -Hello, ladies.

We met Diamante's friends.

Nice to meet you, La Giss.

Gianluca was very cute. "Come take my bait, little fish!"

They were checking me out, of course.

They can sense the fire. They're attracted to it.

-Looks promising. -We'll get some pussy!

-A toast! Here's to the arse! -To the dick!

They started serving drinks and everybody went wild.

-Sorry, I'm sweating down there. -I can tell it's wet.

We went wild.

Don't let me touch you, or you're in trouble.

You think you scare me?

I liked her. She figured out who the King of the Night was.

-You didn't expect that, did you? -My turn.

Always the same old stuff...

I mean, how could she not like me?

I have a girlfriend, bro!

I'm always a hit with the girls. But I'm also very picky.

I want war!

As long as you cover my ass, I'm in. I need you to be honest.

I want you.

-What? -I want you.

A couple of shags might be fun,

but I'm not breaking up with my girl.

I could be a psychologist for women.

I could treat men too, but especially women.

It's a mind game.

-Give it to me, I'll make it fly! -Careful, don't burn the umbrella!

You're right. Careful, don't burn my hair!

We had a lot of fun.

Lots of French kisses...

Hey! I can't handle both of you.

I can!

Graphic scenes... Very hot scenes.

I wanna take you doggy style. Now.

Mamma mia... It was sheer madness!

You girls are unstoppable!

Guys, my tits! My tits!

At some point, my tits came out.

My tits!

I was wasted. I gave my very best.

Giss and I were wasted...

and we started to act like idiots.

Do it again, and you're out.

-Why? -You can't do that.

-Do what? -Get undressed. I'll kick you out.

-Who is stripping? -Did you hear me?

-Ok. Calm down. -Same goes for you.

The guy threatened to kick us out.

That redhead...

They say redheads are fiery.

You're cool. Come to the villa with us.

It was like...

an R-rated movie.

You're not filming one of your movies.

Let's go. Follow me, please.

-Sure. Yes, sir. -We need to talk. This way.

Emi made a spectacle of herself.

They should cast her in a porno movie.

She's just a wreck.

Give me the bracelets, please.

Here! I wanna forget about you and your club.

They kicked me out because it looked like

I was filming lesbian porn. Which was kinda true.

-This way, please. -Thank you.

They told me Emi got kicked out.

I didn't notice, I was in my own world.

I'm glad they kicked me out! What a shitty rave!

-It was like a children's playground! -Stop it, come on!

They got kicked out.

All of a sudden, Emi disappeared. I couldn't find her.

Where is the manag... Excuse me, can you call the manager?

-Let me back in, please. -Go home.

Can you call the fucking manager? I'll show him who's the boss!

I humbly apologise for what happened.

Excuse me? I'm talking, that's just rude.

Look, I'm saying I'm sorry.

If you wanna act tough, it's fine with me.

You're not making any sense.

No, listen to me! I apologise for being drunk.

This has nothing to do with the situation you have created.

How did I manage to get kicked out?

You're taking me back to the villa, girl.

I'll never set foot in this loser's rave again.

I couldn't leave her alone. I followed her outside.

My gang is not staying here without me!

Take this!

I didn't understand what was going on, I was wasted.

The thing is... I'm caliente!

I give it all, you see? I give it all! Thank you!

By the way, you're hot! Hey, you! I'm sorry. Sorry...

They kicked me out of the rave!

The loser's rave!

We're the only ones left.

We had no idea what happened to the rest of the guys,

but I was having too much fun to care.

Easy... I can barely walk.

-Are you ok? -I can't walk.

I'm ok.

Getting wasted seems the be the new norm, here.

Emi invited over a girl, Eugenia.

This is our villa!

Come in, love!

THE VILLA

Naked. In the pool.

They were wasted.

Hurry up!

They got in the pool naked...

It's not what it seems.

Naked!

-It looks like you! Jump on it! -We're losing it!

So embarrassing...

I can't believe this...

Come here, honey.

The aftermath was a bit traumatic.

I was really, really wasted. I mean, totally.

Thank you, honey.

I owe you one.

I will never drink again, I promise. Sorry...

I totally lost my mind. Mamma mia!

-Hey! -I'm making some pasta.

What?

I couldn't stand Eugenia. She's too freaking loud.

Can I stay here?

Why are you asking me?

-Look! It's fun! -I'm done. Bye.

-Be good, ok? -I'm good!

It was too much.

Too much of everything.

Knock it off.

It's not helping you.

Let me do it.

Can I please have a moment alone with her?

Once arrived at home,

Samu put me to bed and took care of me.

Give me a hug. Hold on to me.

He covered me with a blanket, he changed my clothes.

I wanted to lay next to her.

I felt guilty,

for letting her drink so much.

Honestly, I was worried.

I was hoping she'd recover soon.

Honey, don't worry...

He stayed with me.

He was truly worried about me.

I can tell he cares.

Can I have a little kiss?

Ok. Come closer, hold me.

Hold me. That's it. Let's get some sleep.

Fra, can I ask you something?

Can I sleep with you and... Rocky Balboa?

The girls' room is full, Jasmin and Spadino are together,

and La Giss is sick.

What did he say? Is he cool with it?

-He is. -Ok, I'm down too.

-I'm sorry. -No problem.

Do you wanna sleep with me?

Stop there, crazy girl.

La Giss was dead.

I'll grab her like this... Here we go.

Francesco and I grabbed her... by her feet and her arms.

I almost dropped her, at one point.

Honey, just lay down.

She passed out.

Gechi and I laid down next to her, next to La Giss...

but she didn't even notice.

Thank God! Imagine if she did!

And that was the end of the night.

We all went to... sleep.

Caliente!

The morning after, we woke up and...

I'm not gonna go into details, 'cause that's kind of personal.

I woke up next to her.

Who the hell put me to bed, last night?

What happened last night?

Nevermind.

Mamma mia.

Don't you find it funny?

Yeah, me too.

Look at that angel face...

Can I spread the word?

Ok, let's just sleep.

No, let's be serious for a sec.

I am serious!

Me and Gechi talked a bit.

She enjoyed teasing me...

Why me? I wanna know.

Who knows? It's not that I got hit on the head...

What are you trying to tell me?

We made each other a promise...

I know I'm gonna keep my word... if it kills me.

I want you.

A couple of shags will be fun,

but I'm not breaking up with my girl.

As long as you cover my ass, I'm in.

You have my trust.

But, if you break it...

It's pointless to cry over spilled milk, I'm just saying...

Holy shit...

I guess I asked for it.

We saw some action, up there...

Yeah, something happened.

What happened?

Well, something... We'll talk about it.

-Where? -Here.

It has to do with that girl.

What did you do?

-You fucked her? -No.

-Your dragon got limp? -No.

No, but...

-A quick shot? -What?

-A quick shot? -No.

-So? -Something weird.

Something I need to...

understand how to deal with.

I thought she was gonna stay, but apparently she had to go.

-Bye, guys! I'll see you! -You're leaving?

Bye.

-Bye, guys! -Bye.

I'm feeling great. I hit the disco, I get wild...

This is the most fun I've had in a while.

You didn't expect that, uh? Suprise.

I feel guilty.

I swear to you...

I miss my girl, I can't be without her.

I need to talk with her, off-camera.

Hello, my love! Hi!

ON THE PHONE WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND

I miss you too, Little Mousie!

I miss you too, my love.

Yeah, I'm having fun, we party every night...

But, I swear to you, when I get home, I hit the sack

and sleep 'cause you're not here.

No, nothing happened. You know your boy is the best.

Don't worry. I'm faithful to you, you know that.

I swear I would never cheat on you, that's just impossible.

I don't even think about sex, I swear.

Sleep well. Goodnight, Little Mousie.

I love you too.

It's tough.

You know, the King has his Queen...

Sorry about that, girls.

I can only give you a taste of the wild.

My pasta, holy shit! Look at that!

Remember to turn that off.

I touched the hot pepper and then I touched my balls.

They're on fire.

Put some ice on them.

Will you do that for me?

-Nope. -Don't you like it spicy?

Bam! Sheep cheese trumps everything.

Same goes for the sheep sex position. Especially if you're involved.

Yummy!

It tastes good!

Really good.

It's more than sex.

It's turning into something special.

Something romantic.

What did you expect from this experience?

I expected to have fun and possibly find a sort of new family.

I certainly didn't expect to find a boyfriend.

But I guess you're special...

I think you put a spell on me.

A love spell?

I care a lot about him.

We have a special bond.

He melted my heart, that's the truth.

There he is!

I forgot my keys, sorry...

Last time I saw you, you were in your swimsuits, totally wasted.

-Tonight, I see a new version of you. -We're ready to go to bed.

I heard the party was great, at The Fiesta.

You displayed your honorary degrees in Partying.

That's right.

I have some good news and some bad news.

Let's start with the good news:

tomorrow, you're invited to my boat party.

In Ponza!

Boat means seaside; seaside means "big fish"!

It's the perfect place for La Giss!

But... there is a "but".

Unfortunately, the money you made working for Jutta

is not enough to cover the expenses for everybody.

Only five of you will be able to go.

Who decides?

You. You will have to decide.

That's cold, bro!

And so the drama begins.

I've been on a thousand boat parties, I don't care.

-I don't need to beg for an entry. -And you're telling me?

I spend my life on yachts!

I'll be glad to give it up for somebody else.

This guy lives on a boat, this other guy doesn't care...

Basically, I'm the only one who's never been on a boat.

-I think we found our party guests. -Yes, I agree.

Sounds cool to me.

In the end, we decided

it's gonna be me, La Giss, Francesco, Emi, and Samuele.

-I've been on a boat once before. -I did it hundreds of times.

I spent 30 minutes on my ex's boat.

Me too, just once.

We paid 10 EUR each, it was a pedal boat!

Here's to the dick and to Italia Shore !

The Prosecco was definitely flowing...

Finally, some natives!