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THE SHOW CONTAINS VULGAR LANGUAGE
AND EXPLICIT SEX REFERENCES.
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IN THIS SEASON
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Here's to sex and success!
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You think you're
the only one who has it?
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Fishing any good?
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-Yeah, big fish.
-How big?
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No!
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IN THIS SEASON
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You have zero respect for women!
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I hate that you're seeing me
like this.
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IN THIS SEASON
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I am más piccante.
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I talk crap, it's not a fault.
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I'm drunk every day.
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I smell like cash and the streets.
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I always have the final say.
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I'm a drama queen.
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I'm a deadbeat, but with class.
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When I'm angry, I bite.
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I'm a mama's boy.
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Everybody please stay away.
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When I'm out, I'm on fire.
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No Swamy, no party.
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ONE EVENING IN LATE AUGUST
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Good evening, people!
I have a big announcement.
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Six of you will be chosen
to go on a mind-blowing vacation!
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In the VIP area,
we placed a totem with six keys.
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Those are the keys to a huge villa.
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I'll call you one by one.
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Take your key, and start to mingle.
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First on the list is... Marcolino!
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My name is Marcolino.
I'm 22 and I'm from Anzio.
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I've been playing football
since forever.
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I started 14 years ago.
That's all I do, basically.
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I'm a big mama's boy.
My mum lives for me.
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No matter how late
I get home at night,
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she gets up and starts cooking.
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She'd cook anything I want.
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I'm not rich,
but I never lacked anything.
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I just got back from Gallipoli.
We spent 22,000 EUR in three days.
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The bottles of champagne
were this big. It was crazy.
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There are three
important things in life:
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pussy, football, money... and my mum.
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The next one is... Emi!
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Oh, God.
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-Hi.
-Piermarco, nice to meet you.
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My name is Zhou Viola Zijun,
or Emi, that's easier.
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I'm from China, Fist of Fury style.
I'm 23, and I live in Riccione.
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I have a factory defect:
I'm half Italian and half Chinese.
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Mum is from China,
dad is from Italy.
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I'm out eight nights a week:
always at the disco, always drunk.
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Things tend to get out of control
when I drink.
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I get really wild,
and that's a problem.
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I have a lot of tattoos.
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A full leg, a full arm...
and three piercings.
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That's it. I'm done.
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My perfect man is wild, badass,
and strictly from Naples.
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When it comes to love, I'm very
tender. I know it's hard to tell.
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When it comes to sex,
I'm really slutty.
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Should we get a drink?
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I'm not sure what we're supposed
to do. Can I improvise?
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The next one is... Mattia!
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Hi there, nice to meet you!
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-Mattia.
-Emi.
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I'm Piermarco.
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Sorry about being barefoot,
I couldn't walk!
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My name is Mattia,
but people call me King Drago.
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I'm 20 years old,
and I'm from Arezzo.
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I study Biology,
but my biggest passion is boxing.
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I won the Italian Championship
in 2019.
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I'm an athlete,
so I'm constantly on a diet.
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My favourite dish is... pussy.
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"Drago" is my boxing nickname.
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When I was a kid, I was blond,
kinda naughty and hunky.
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Just like Ivan Drago, from Rocky IV.
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About "King", well...
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There's a lot of so-called kings out
there, but there's only one ruler.
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I'm the classic "bad good guy".
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I don't need to look for women.
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One look, and they swarm around me.
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In bed, I do everything I can
to please my woman.
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It's like being in the ring
with an opponent,
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sweating,
and playing a friendly match.
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I'm the best guy around.
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I smell like cash,
and stink like the streets.
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Now the fourth one!
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Asia, please join the VIP area!
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My name is Asia.
I'm 23, and I live in Florence.
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I am a model and a girl image.
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I love to pose in from of the camera.
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This is one of my favourite poses.
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This is the only job I've ever done.
I don't like to work.
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Lip-gloss and clutches
are my must-haves.
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I love Ibiza.
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Right now, it's my go-to destination.
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My expectation from this vacation
is to build deep connections,
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have a lot of fun...
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and enjoy an experience
full of surprises.
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Wow, girl, you're hot!
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-Hi.
-Hi there.
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-Hi, I'm Marco.
-Asia.
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A kiss for the girls,
a handshake for the guys.
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We have another girl!
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Jasmin, please join your new friends
in the VIP area.
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Hey, girls!
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My name is Jasmin.
I'm 23 and I'm from Ladispoli.
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I basically grew up
hitting the clubs.
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I love to dance,
get wasted, and party hard.
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I love drawing attention,
I'm a true queen bee.
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That's why I dress flashy
and act pretty wild.
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Everyone I met in my life
tried to change me,
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from my family,
to my friends and ex-boyfriends.
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But I wanna embrace who I am,
and I don't wanna please anybody.
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I hate when people
tell me what to do,
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how to behave, and what to say.
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Sorry, but I'll never be
who you want.
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I'm Jasmin Salvati,
and my butt is my trademark.
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They wanted the best,
and here we are!
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Don't turn around,
there's a handsome guy I like!
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No! I'm gonna kill you.
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And last, but not least... Samuele!
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Please get to the VIP area!
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The last key. Here we go.
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Hello, beautiful people!
Are you wasted, yet?
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My name is Samuele.
I'm 24, and I'm from Acilia.
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I'm a cook...
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and a boxer.
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I'm currently working
at a restaurant in Trastevere.
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I had to quit boxing
because... I fucked up big time.
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I'm here to take revenge
on those who never believed in me.
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I'm fluent in the Rome dialect.
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As for my Italian...
there's room for improvement.
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My English is "ok".
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I learned foreign languages
hanging out with tourist girls.
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It is the need
that sharpens the wits.
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The first things I notice in a woman
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are her feet, her face, and her eyes.
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I also look at the butt.
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I like it high and tight.
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My grandma used to say:
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"Trust the fox, trust the mutt,
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but never trust a woman
with a flat butt".
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The wildest vacation of your life
is about to start!
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But the surprises do not end here!
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You have one? Alright.
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No!
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-Are you superstitious?
-No! Fuck off.
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Just like in ancient Rome!
I feel like Caesar, at a banquet.
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A bunch of grapes would be cool!
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Marcolino seems in shock.
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I appreciated.
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Show me how you suck it.
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Many like the pussy,
but everybody likes the dick.
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Would you lick my foot?
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I'm...
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Would you lick my foot?
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Please?
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-Damn!
-Would you?
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Come on, stop it.
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On a scale from 1 to 10,
how fuckable is he?
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You go first.
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Me? I'd say 6,
I don't like blond hair.
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At least she was straight.
Six is not bad.
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Blondes are mischievous:
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they can hide
behind their angel face.
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Dark hair is caliente, baby.
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Blond hair is not.
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Well done, Spadino!
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Wait, let me have a taste!
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And that's two!
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Let's make three!
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-Alright, four!
-Four!
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-Here's to this unique experience!
-To Italia Shore!
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-Love you, guys!
-Cheers!
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-Cheers!
-To Italia Shore!
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THE VACATION BEGINS
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THE VILLA
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I'm sweating.
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I'm so nervous.
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This is awesome!
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I got there first.
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I was alone, and didn't really know
where to go or what to do,
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so I poured myself a drink.
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Here we go.
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I need a drink, now.
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That's better!
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Now I can look around.
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This is crazy!
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This is the top!
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Fantastic!
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The villa is huge, gigantic.
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It's a three-storey,
and it's stunning.
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Where's everybody?
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Who's there?
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-You look beautiful!
-So do you! Come, let's drink.
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When Asia arrived,
I was... happily, slightly tipsy.
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I mean, pretty tipsy.
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I had two drinks alone, right away.
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You have to take me on a house tour!
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It's fantastic. It's huge!
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I wanna see the rooms, honey.
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Give me a second,
let me freshen up.
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-I'm dying.
-Wow...
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Emi was the first person
I met there.
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She's an extremely genuine person,
and she's crazy.
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Do you think I can fit it in my head?
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Hi, bitches!
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It's Bad Bitch Axel, speaking.
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I'm about to make my debut
at the motherfucking house!
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-Did someone arrive?
-I don't think so...
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Let's play peek-a-boo!
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-Should I hide too?
-Yes!
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I just hurt my va-jay-jay!
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I have an idea.
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Honey?
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I walk around Milan like Sattei
If I say I will, I will
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And you're still there
Waiting and hoping
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School's in session...
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My name is Axel.
I'm 20, and I'm from Monza.
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I'm a model and a rapper,
and my stage name is Bad Bitch Axel.
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"Bad Bitch" because my songs
have very explicit lyrics. PG-18!
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I'm gay, queer, black,
and very motherfucking proud!
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I'm a sensitive, peace-and-love guy.
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I'd describe myself
as an "emotional gangster",
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because I'm sensitive,
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but I can also pull out a gun
if necessary.
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I like to speak English,
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because when I'm my American
alter ego I'm unstoppable.
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Beyoncé is my greatest inspiration,
with her wigs, her moves,
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her bodysuits... Everyday,
I wanna feel like Beyoncé, girl.
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When it comes to sex,
I'm a pure passive, with the "H".
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I'm here because I love adventure,
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I wanna meet new people,
sexy guys,
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and live the best summer of my life.
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Oh, my God!
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What is this?
Let's move you outta here...
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Hey there!
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We were expecting Marcolino,
Mattia, or Spadino...
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So I put the big freaking duck
right in front of the gate,
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to make them freak out.
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Get out of my way!
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Girl, don't touch me!
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Ciao! What do you mean
"don't touch me"?
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A brand new guy. What the fuck?
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They came out of nowhere
and went: "Boo!"
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So loud...
I was scared, really scared.
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Everybody, dance! Come on!
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Oh, my God!
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I have a problem with alcohol.
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This is the sad thing about my life.
251
00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:57,040
-Are you ok?
-Stop it!
252
00:16:57,640 --> 00:16:58,440
Look.
253
00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:00,960
Did you hurt yourself for real?
254
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,960
I'm so sorry!
255
00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:05,440
She looked like a psycho.
256
00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:08,320
I thought:
"She's my bestie, I love her".
257
00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:11,920
The last thing I remember
is Axel's arrival.
258
00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:14,080
I completely blacked out after that.
259
00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:21,120
-Bonjour! I'm here!
-Hell, yeah!
260
00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:23,840
Ok, just so you're prepared,
I just fell.
261
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,520
I just got here,
and you're already asking for help?
262
00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:28,560
-Sorry, I'm sweating.
-Hello!
263
00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:30,120
He's our new friend!
264
00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:31,440
-I'm Mattia.
-Axel.
265
00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:33,120
That was a nice entrance.
266
00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:36,480
It made me hopeful for the future.
267
00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:39,840
If this is where the bar is set...
Very cute, I like him.
268
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,760
We need boys, you know? Boys.
269
00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:43,920
You're checking out his butt,
aren't you?
270
00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:45,040
Sorry!
271
00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:48,320
I wanted to set things straight
from the start.
272
00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:50,600
I'm picking the men's room.
273
00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:54,320
We sleep separately, chill.
274
00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:56,160
There's even a sex room.
275
00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:02,640
-Well, hello!
-Ciao!
276
00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:04,600
-There you are!
-Would you like a drink?
277
00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:06,560
-Right away!
-Hello, darlings.
278
00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:09,080
-What are you drinking?
-You're our barmaid?
279
00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:10,080
No. But I fell.
280
00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:12,960
It's ok, I bruised my butt too.
281
00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:13,960
What? How?
282
00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:20,120
THE NIGHT BEFORE
283
00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:24,720
I hit my butt.
284
00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:26,560
-Really?
-Oh, I'm sorry!
285
00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:30,440
-This just keeps getting better...
-Hi.
286
00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:31,400
Guys, the gate!
287
00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:33,840
-How are you doing?
-Good, and you?
288
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,400
-It's all good.
-Nice.
289
00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:41,520
The King needs a real Queen.
A pretty face is not enough.
290
00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:44,320
I wanted to wear something nice,
but I figured...
291
00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:47,240
Can l borrow your top,
so I can go for a swim?
292
00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:49,280
-Someone wants attention!
-You can have it.
293
00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:52,560
-I can take it myself, if you want.
-Are you serious?
294
00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:56,360
-Alright, let's see...
-I'm good at taking clothes off.
295
00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:01,800
Me and Jasmin just clicked.
296
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:08,840
I'd give Mattia a shot, honestly...
297
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:13,520
Honey, give me your tank top.
I didn't bring a...
298
00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:17,360
-I don't have my swimsuit here.
-Here, it's all yours.
299
00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:21,920
She was teasing me
in a naughty, sensual way.
300
00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:24,600
I enjoyed it very much.
301
00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:32,000
Spadino!
302
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:34,040
We were just talking about you!
303
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:36,680
That's right!
304
00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:38,520
Come here, give me a kiss!
305
00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:43,000
As soon as I got there,
I saw Jasmin and...
306
00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:44,520
and...
307
00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:48,040
and Mattia in the pool together.
308
00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:52,960
It made me a bit uncomfortable,
I thought: "Wow, she's on fire!"
309
00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:55,480
-You didn't even say hi to me!
-Hi, baby.
310
00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:56,560
What the heck.
311
00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:59,640
There's a hierarchy:
first, you say hi to Drago...
312
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:02,240
-then to Jasmin.
-I don't think so.
313
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:03,760
-For now.
-For now...
314
00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:06,960
Jasmin is my type.
315
00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:10,160
I like brunettes.
I also like blond girls,
316
00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:13,440
but she's also tall...
and her eyes are beautiful.
317
00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:17,240
Look at you,
being all nosey and swaggy...
318
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,360
That's me.
You have a problem with that?
319
00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:23,320
-She's a lurker.
-I'm always on some guy's ass.
320
00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:24,880
-Oh, God...
-Alright.
321
00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:27,920
Miss Sassy is here!
322
00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:31,560
It's up to me to decide
if you're my kind of woman.
323
00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:34,240
I have my standards.
324
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,200
How long can you go without?
325
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,960
-Approximately...
-Can you go one day?
326
00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:42,040
-Go without what? Speak clearly.
-Without dick.
327
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:46,000
-Well, how long can you go? Yeah.
-Without pussy?
328
00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:48,160
-I don't know.
-Tell us.
329
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:50,960
It depends. I can even
go 20 days, if I choose to.
330
00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:53,440
-Me too.
-Really? Ok, then.
331
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:56,760
But this is not a bet.
I don't wanna go 20 days without.
332
00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:59,040
Nobody said anything about a bet!
333
00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:03,120
-I could, but I don't want to.
-Me neither!
334
00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:06,480
I never close the door on anything,
I'm open to anything.
335
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:09,000
I see the teasing has begun.
336
00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:10,480
Of course, I had to.
337
00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:12,400
What "King"? You're no king.
338
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:17,760
I wasn't really worried about it,
I knew Jasmin was mine.
339
00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:21,000
-What?
-This is so cool!
340
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:24,120
-Unbelievable. What does it say here?
-What's in here?
341
00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:27,360
-I thought someone wrote their name.
-That can't be!
342
00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:32,360
Maybe someone has already used it.
343
00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:34,400
-Check out the mirror.
-That's cool.
344
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:36,360
It's the first thing I noticed.
345
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:38,280
Nice.
346
00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:41,600
-Jasmin...
-Awesome sauce.
347
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,920
We'll have time
to better explore this room...
348
00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:46,120
-Maybe.
-God sees, God provides.
349
00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:55,440
La Giss is here,
bring on the big fish!
350
00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:58,880
Mamma mia! I'm dying here...
351
00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:03,440
-I like your swimsuit.
-I hate it!
352
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:04,520
It's pretty!
353
00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:10,280
Excuse me, where's
Sestri Levante Street? That way?
354
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:20,720
I'm looking for
Sestri Levante Street!
355
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:23,520
That way?
356
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:25,680
The other guy said it's on the left!
357
00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:28,920
Excuse me? Via Sestri Levante?
358
00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:33,200
No! They're driving me crazy!
359
00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:36,440
Mamma mia, I'm so sweaty!
360
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:38,440
Can we have a Spritz, please?
361
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:56,240
Stars fall too!
362
00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:58,760
Can I just improvise?
363
00:22:59,000 --> 00:22:59,920
Ok.
364
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:01,960
I'm ready.
365
00:23:02,120 --> 00:23:04,280
My name is Gilda,
but everybody calls me La Giss.
366
00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:06,440
I am 22, and I'm from Cosenza.
367
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:09,400
Have you ever tasted 'nduja?
I'm más piccante.
368
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:15,000
I'm the classic blondie,
an extra-large Barbie.
369
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:16,000
Totally real.
370
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:23,600
I love sex. My life is devoted
to the searching the "big fish".
371
00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:29,600
This is Finding the Lost Big Fish,
featuring Barbie!
372
00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:33,600
I brought my fishing nets...
and I'm gonna catch some.
373
00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:40,520
I would describe my style as...
absolutely hookerish.
374
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:44,320
I'm flashy, exuberant,
I like to stand out.
375
00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:47,480
I feed on people's attention.
376
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:51,000
What's my secret? I'm full of myself.
377
00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:53,560
I mean, just look at me.
378
00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:56,680
If you were like me,
wouldn't you do the same?
379
00:23:57,920 --> 00:24:00,000
I'm comfortable in my body.
380
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:02,240
I've never set foot in a gym.
381
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:08,120
If eating, shopping, and giving
blowjobs count as sports activities,
382
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,720
I'm super trained.
383
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:14,200
Big fish, here I come!
384
00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:16,160
Who is this lunatic?
385
00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:19,120
-Hello!
-You're late!
386
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:21,080
Hi!
387
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:23,000
-What's your name?
-La Giss!
388
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:26,120
-Say that again. "Giss"?
-La Giss!
389
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:27,560
-I'm Emi.
-Let's go.
390
00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:30,280
Us women have
to carry our own luggage?
391
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:32,640
-I know... What can you do?
-It's unfair!
392
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:36,200
When I saw Axel, I thought:
"Oh, my God!
393
00:24:36,360 --> 00:24:39,800
He's gonna be my bestie".
394
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:43,600
-Where's the lift?
-Stop complaining, alright?
395
00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:45,680
You want me to carry you upstairs?
396
00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:49,080
I need two things:
a lift, and a big fish.
397
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:53,760
There's plenty of big fish here,
don't worry.
398
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:59,920
She's something. When she starts
ranting in Calabrian dialect,
399
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:03,440
she makes me cry with laughter.
She's fantastic.
400
00:25:04,120 --> 00:25:07,720
Wow! This is where I'll get
all dressed up and pretty.
401
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:09,400
For the big fish!
402
00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:16,960
Oh, my God! That villa is packed
with cock and pecker-like creatures!
403
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:22,360
Mamma mia! The lamps, the pillows...
404
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:26,120
Oh, my God! This is crazy!
405
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:30,240
Oh, my God! I can't... No!
406
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:34,800
It smelled like sex in there.
407
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:36,120
We're going to...
408
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:41,520
I mean, it's inevitable!
But I won't fall into temptation.
409
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:43,080
I'll stay away from that room.
410
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:45,600
-Marcolino will be here soon!
-Mamma mia!
411
00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:48,560
-Mr. Caiman!
-The Caiman de la noche!
412
00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:50,960
How was the party? Was it fun?
413
00:25:51,120 --> 00:25:52,400
MARCOLINO AND HIS MUM
414
00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:53,720
It was fantastic!
415
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:56,360
-Plenty of girls.
-Did you talk to anyone interesting?
416
00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:57,520
xI did, of course!
417
00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:01,280
THE NIGHT BEFORE
418
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:05,000
Marcolino is still... in shock.
419
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:11,280
Bye, Simone'.
420
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:12,240
See you soon.
421
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:14,080
I miss you already.
422
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:15,360
I'll miss you too!
423
00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:18,640
Marcolino!
424
00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:20,840
Bye!
425
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,480
-Hey, Marc... Oh, hello, madam.
-Hello.
426
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:25,840
- What?
-Don't let him drink too much.
427
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:29,040
-Of course, don't worry.
-Bye, mum!
428
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:31,800
-Bye, I love you!
-Bye!
429
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:38,200
Asia, Marcolino is here!
430
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:41,640
He showed up, and...
431
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:46,120
everybody was greeting him,
so I stayed on my lounger.
432
00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:47,880
But...
433
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:52,480
my instinct
was to jump his bones.
434
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:59,080
-Where's my room?
-Upstairs. It's upstairs.
435
00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:04,600
We had this connection...
I "chose" him, if I may say so,
436
00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:09,240
and he chose me.
The feeling is mutual.
437
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:13,320
-I'm having a Spritz. Sure.
-Are we sharing it?
438
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:16,880
Perfect. Two straws.
439
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:19,440
-Let's sip it together.
-Let's do it.
440
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:22,240
I'm not the kind of guy...
441
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:28,840
who easily shows his feelings
or falls in love.
442
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:46,920
What are you having, dear?
Do you like gin?
443
00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:50,120
First, I wanna make things clear,
444
00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:52,720
then I'll drink.
445
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:56,920
-You wanna make out?
-Now?
446
00:27:58,720 --> 00:27:59,760
Together.
447
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,040
I'm super turned on.
448
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:07,800
Wait! Do you like va-jay-jay?
449
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:09,040
No, I like dick.
450
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:10,280
So do I, love!
451
00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:13,280
Woah! Oh, God.
452
00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:18,120
Emi is too funny!
Too funny! She's crazy.
453
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:21,240
But when I drink, I get grabby
even with my girlfriends.
454
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:22,720
-Same here.
-Ok, then...
455
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:30,800
-I need to chill a little.
-Me too.
456
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:33,520
-Who wants to relax?
-I do!
457
00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:36,240
Let's do it, let's go.
458
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:39,720
I was two years old, when mum
kicked out my dad.
459
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:41,160
Two years old.
460
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:43,520
Same thing:
my parents broke up when I was 2.
461
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:45,960
I grew up without a male presence.
462
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:48,440
I've been bullied. I didn't know...
463
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:51,040
what being a man meant.
464
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:55,560
-We're more similar than I thought.
-Yes, that's true.
465
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:58,000
-Totally.
-I made a man out of myself.
466
00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:02,080
She opened up
and told me we have a lot in common
467
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:05,720
because we share the same past.
468
00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:08,240
What's this sound?
469
00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:11,600
Hello, guys.
470
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:16,560
Good evening.
We brought dicks for everybody!
471
00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:19,960
-There's pussies too!
-Thank you!
472
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:26,000
-Dick or pussy?
-Dick for me.
473
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:27,800
I want some pussy!
474
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:30,320
I want a pretty dick.
475
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:33,880
Can I please have a dick?
I'm in a mood for one!
476
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:39,880
-Bye, guys!
-Tuck into that and be good.
477
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:44,200
-Yummy!
-Look at those two, man!
478
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:46,400
Nice!
479
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:48,920
Let's see who's better at sucking.
480
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:55,640
Give me a bite.
481
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:01,680
You're not so shy with Marcolino, uh?
482
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,760
-Put it in your mouth.
-No, thanks.
483
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:09,600
-No.
-Too big?
484
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:12,920
No. It's disgusting,
you gave it a tongue bath.
485
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:17,240
Can we behave like civilised people
and just relax,
486
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:22,200
without making a mess
and trash everything?
487
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:26,520
We're being too crass,
I'm just saying.
488
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:29,040
-What a mess!
-What can you do?
489
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:33,400
I'm down with getting wild,
but they're too loud.
490
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:38,680
-What happened to your belly?
-I dropped a "dick" on it.
491
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:41,680
-You'd better get used to it.
-You think so?
492
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:42,640
I know so.
493
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:48,720
He's a nice guy, and he's cute.
He's tall, slender, all tatted up.
494
00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:57,920
Promise me you'll be my bestie.
495
00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:01,600
-Please?
-I can't promise that,
496
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:03,840
-but I wanna get to know you.
-Me too.
497
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,080
-We're getting to know each other.
-Alright.
498
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:10,760
Axel and I have similar
personalities.
499
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:15,160
We enjoy acting silly,
500
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:16,920
but we're both really smart.
501
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:25,480
-Whose luggage is this?
-You can throw mine as well!
502
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:31,520
We got wasted. She's my new
drinking buddy. I love her.
503
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:42,440
Wake up, motherfucker!
504
00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:49,360
Oh, come on, guys...
505
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:53,280
The red one is mine! Take it!
506
00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:56,600
Are you getting mad?
507
00:31:56,760 --> 00:32:00,400
-Please, don't.
-The stairs are filthy.
508
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:05,480
It's ok, let them be. "It's the first
day", as Axel would say.
509
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:07,160
I'm not used to live in a pigsty.
510
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:09,800
-I can't stand a dirty house.
-They need to clean up.
511
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:11,400
Smell this.
512
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:21,200
They're wasted,
they're trashing the place.
513
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:22,960
Let's just leave it...
514
00:32:57,240 --> 00:33:02,320
I got angry at Emi,
'cause she was being disrespectful.
515
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:09,160
Why? Just... Why?
516
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:15,320
When I see a person showing
zero respect for food, hygiene,
517
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:19,240
and shared spaces...
I just lose it.
518
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:21,560
You're disgusting.
519
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:25,360
-Why are wasting the food?
-Stop it! Stop!
520
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:30,000
They're pigs.
521
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:32,680
She spat on the bread
and pasted it on the window...
522
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:33,640
That's too much.
523
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:39,800
My first thought, when I saw Jasmin
was: "I'm scared".
524
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:43,160
She's a beauty,
it's hard to argue with that,
525
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:45,200
but she has a weird vibe.
526
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:48,120
You don't waste food.
There's people starving out there.
527
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:52,480
-We're not wasting any food, ok?
-You spat on the bread
528
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:54,800
and pasted it on the window.
What's your problem?
529
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:56,720
We're putting away clothes.
530
00:33:56,920 --> 00:34:02,000
There's people starving in Africa?
Don't worry, I know it well.
531
00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:06,480
I come from a poor family.
532
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:11,560
But they taught me one thing:
manners.
533
00:34:11,720 --> 00:34:14,960
The floor is a mess!
There's alcohol, glasses...
534
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:18,480
-Alcohol on the floor, where?
-Down there.
535
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:22,400
-Where?
-Just walk to the bathroom.
536
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:24,760
-I'm gonna wipe it with my tongue!
-Perfect. Go.
537
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:29,040
-Come with me, then!
-No, you made this mess,
538
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:33,960
-you clean it!
-I'll do it, relax.
539
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:37,000
-Yeah, right!
-Show me where the spill is?
540
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:42,600
She's not so ignoble.
Not so... ignoble.
541
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:45,640
Stop making a scene,
it doesn't work like that!
542
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:48,440
You've been up my ass since day one!
Fuck you?
543
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:50,960
You think you're the only one
who has it?
544
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:54,560
It's about "manners", having a pussy
has nothing to do with it! Asshole!
545
00:34:54,720 --> 00:34:56,960
Jasmin... I don't like her vibe.
546
00:34:57,120 --> 00:35:01,640
She always wants the spotlight.
Just be happy.
547
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:05,800
She's not making any sense!
That's too much.
548
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:08,160
-You're right, but...
-This is not how it works,
549
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:10,520
not in the civilised world!
550
00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:16,560
No one cares about her,
apart from Samuele and Mattia.
551
00:35:16,720 --> 00:35:18,920
We have a few dickheads
in the house.
552
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:23,120
You have to use your brain!
553
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:25,760
-I've been way too nice!
-Emi?
554
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:27,560
Nice? And you call that being nice?
555
00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:31,040
It was just too much.
556
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:34,520
Do not upset my wife, please!
557
00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:37,440
I'll bring out the Chinese man in me.
558
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:41,600
I'll show you who's tough
and I'll crush you.
559
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:47,200
Where can I find a broom and a mop?
I'll clean up and put an end to this.
560
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:57,120
-Spadino, clean behind that chair.
-Where?
561
00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:59,400
I didn't know how to use a broom.
562
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:01,240
I have other talents...
563
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:06,240
I can't stand it
when people start yelling!
564
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:12,360
Check this out!
565
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:15,560
We cleaned up everything,
everything is neat now.
566
00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:19,560
If you're clean on the outside,
you're clean on the inside.
567
00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:24,080
We need to get rid of these,
or it'll attract ants.
568
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:25,720
I need some water.
569
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:28,160
Can someone bring me water?
570
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:47,720
-Someone rang the bell.
-I'll get the door.
571
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:49,440
The boys will be the hosts.
572
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:51,400
-Diamantone!
-Good evening, guys.
573
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:56,200
What a surprise!
574
00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:58,480
-Nice to meet you, Matteo.
-Hey, man.
575
00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:00,440
Diamantone is number one.
576
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:03,240
For those who do not know me,
I'm Matteo.
577
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:07,400
A CHAMPION WHEN IN COMES TO
PARTY-PLANNING AND PARTY HARD
578
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:10,960
-People call me "Diamantone"...
-Top quality.
579
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:14,680
and I'm a black belt
in party-planning.
580
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:18,680
Guess who'll take care
of your parties for the next month?
581
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:21,480
-Everyone applause!
-Awesome!
582
00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:24,400
If every time he comes by
we're invited to a party...
583
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:28,360
I hope to see him every day!
We're going crazy!
584
00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:30,880
But... there is a but.
585
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:33,960
What makes a vacation great?
586
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:35,800
-Sex.
-No!
587
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:37,240
You can't say that on TV!
588
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:41,080
-Sorry...
-You will have to earn your fun.
589
00:37:41,240 --> 00:37:43,200
Let's get to work. Yeah.
590
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:44,200
Mamma mia.
591
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:47,680
No... This is traumatising.
592
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:50,800
Your work will be judged...
593
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:55,280
by a professional.
594
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:58,200
You'll meet her tomorrow.
595
00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:04,240
It's not a big deal,
but I stopped working three days ago.
596
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:07,560
I'm here because I thought
it would be nice to take a break.
597
00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:10,840
It's ok. I guess I got no choice.
598
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:14,680
I... have always watched
other people working.
599
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:17,360
I've never had a job.
600
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:22,200
One more thing: I planned
a little party for you, tonight.
601
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:25,120
I booked you a VIP table
at The Fiesta.
602
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:27,440
So, please...
603
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:29,400
don't make me look bad
with the owner
604
00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:30,360
and dress sleek.
605
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:34,720
I love to go dancing.
I'm so excited about this!
606
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,800
I'm literally on cloud nine!
607
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:38,880
Bye, guys. I'm counting on you!
608
00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:39,880
Good night.
609
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:43,000
We are party-people.
Me, more than anybody else.
610
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:04,680
Hola!
611
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:18,800
Come on, guys. Please...
612
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:22,120
Just a sec,
I'll take this back home.
613
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:25,960
He's about to lose it.
Samuele is on the brink.
614
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:28,880
-Really?
-He can't stand her.
615
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:31,120
Get in the car!
616
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:33,600
Hey, you need a little push?
617
00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:37,200
-She's so dumb. Fuck.
-Slide.
618
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:38,440
Just go!
619
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:40,920
Is she dumb or just playing dumb?
620
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:41,920
Forza Roma!
621
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:53,080
Tonight... I'm gonna enjoy myself.
622
00:39:56,800 --> 00:40:01,080
She's been
a pain in the ass all day,
623
00:40:01,240 --> 00:40:02,800
and I reached my limit.
624
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:05,640
Let's play the Quiet Game
for five minutes!
625
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:07,200
Play it alone!
626
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:09,640
-That's not how it works.
-I don't care.
627
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:12,080
-You should play.
-I'm not talking to you.
628
00:40:12,240 --> 00:40:13,440
Don't talk, in general.
629
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:15,560
I like messing with people,
I'll admit it.
630
00:40:15,720 --> 00:40:18,880
If you wanna fight, just say it!
I'm ready. You'll see.
631
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:23,600
-It looks like you enjoy fighting.
-You're the one who's angry.
632
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:28,920
-You're making a shitty impression.
-So? What's the problem?
633
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:31,320
Even with the boys.
You're going too far.
634
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:33,720
-So what?
-Having fun is something else.
635
00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:42,440
You're playing a non-sense character.
Have you been on TV before?
636
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:45,360
-What character?
-You're pathetic. Go on...
637
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:48,760
That's rich,
coming from a cocksucker.
638
00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:51,360
I bet I suck cock better than you.
639
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:54,160
Stop it, you guys!
640
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:55,320
That was insane.
641
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:59,040
Why don't you go suck dick?
You're a pro, right?
642
00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:03,920
And then they started again. No...
643
00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:07,120
You act like a slut, and you wanna
teach me about life?
644
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:09,080
-Just shut up!
-Yeah, right.
645
00:41:09,240 --> 00:41:13,880
Give me a break, you sell your body
for 5.99 EUR on OnlyFans!
646
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:17,200
I didn't insult you,
so mind your words!
647
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:22,120
-You wanna cry, now?
-Cry? What are you talking about?
648
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:23,400
Whatever!
649
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:26,200
They told me I was out of control.
650
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:27,440
I don't remember it.
651
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:31,120
THE FIESTA
652
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:33,800
Get out, come on.
653
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:41,600
I gotta pee.
654
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:47,200
Come on. Hurry, Spadino.
655
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:49,200
One of us is taking a piss.
656
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:51,400
Sorry about that.
657
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:55,200
I wanna dance!
658
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:04,000
Where the hell did they go?
659
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:11,200
-Thanks, man. Of course.
-Just a second.
660
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:24,920
I'm with them. I went to pee.
661
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:29,200
Thanks. Thank you very much.
662
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:34,160
Where did they go?
663
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:47,360
I always try to find
a nice, cozy spot
664
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:50,600
where I can do my thing...
I'm sneaky like that.
665
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:53,880
-Did you drink?
-A bit, but not enough.
666
00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:56,760
After that fight, I wanted
to enjoy one night of fun.
667
00:42:58,720 --> 00:43:00,440
We downed it.
668
00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:18,640
I found the key and opened the door.
669
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:22,720
Now I just had
to explore the inside...
670
00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:34,920
I let Samuele have her.
671
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:37,000
They had a better connection.
672
00:43:42,720 --> 00:43:44,440
It's a freaking Albatross!
673
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:52,560
Who wants to get dirty?
674
00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:55,360
-Get closer.
-Like this?
675
00:43:56,960 --> 00:43:58,800
Give me that!
676
00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:01,800
-Down here?
-There you go.
677
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:03,160
Let's do it!
678
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:05,160
Ready? Let's go!
679
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:18,480
I saw some wild stuff.
I was like...
680
00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:20,360
These girls are crazy.
681
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:33,880
She's a slut. A slut!
682
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:44,160
Don't do it, Emi! Why?
Why do you do this?
683
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:45,960
Here, take this!
684
00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:50,720
These are places for lowlifes,
and it's cool.
685
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:53,200
But I'm a mellow kind of lowlife.
686
00:44:57,880 --> 00:45:01,600
Go, bad bitch!
687
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:05,360
Kiss this.
688
00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:23,320
I splashed Emi with my drink.
689
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:28,440
She walked by, and I splashed her
with a tiny bit of my cocktail.
690
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:32,640
It landed on her shoulder,
but I also hit this guy behind her.
691
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:35,240
He started making a scene,
and I tried to explain...
692
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:36,760
Bro, I'm sorry!
693
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:39,640
Don't be like that!
694
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:41,800
-Don't be like that...
-What's the problem?
695
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:43,400
I didn't mean to, relax!
696
00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:44,720
I'll take care of this!
697
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:47,480
It's like the first time
I've ever said "I'm sorry".
698
00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:50,840
I'm a bullheaded guy,
and even if I know I'm in the wrong,
699
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,840
I'll push the situation
to the limit.
700
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,400
This time though,
I humbly said I was sorry.
701
00:45:56,560 --> 00:46:00,720
But the guy and his friends
were being unreasonable,
702
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:03,360
so I told him:
"Stop acting like a lowlife".
703
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:07,120
Cut this crap, man!
Stop acting like a lowlife!
704
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:09,480
He was just messing with me!
705
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:11,120
You have a big mouth!
706
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:12,520
-Me?
-You have a big mouth!
707
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:15,600
Do me a solid? Get out of here!
708
00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:19,720
We started arguing
with some other guys.
709
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:21,480
But...
710
00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:24,360
after a while, things cooled down.
711
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:27,240
Just walk away, bro.
Can't you see she's drunk?
712
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:30,800
Shut the fuck up and stop arguing!
713
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:32,920
That's rich, coming from her.
714
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:36,720
That's when we banded together
and kinda teamed up.
715
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:39,920
We had to defend ourselves.
716
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:42,920
Come with me
and stop acting like an idiot.
717
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:50,080
Lots of drama and lots of pussy:
my perfect night out.
718
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:53,680
Forza, Roma!
719
00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:59,320
-Keep up the good work, guys.
-Goodnight! Forza Roma!
720
00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:14,760
We're heading back home
to get some sleep.
721
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:20,200
-I'm not gonna sleep.
-Why? What do you have in mind?
722
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:22,720
Are you planning
on sucking some dick?
723
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:25,360
-No!
-Yes, you do!
724
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:30,760
She's being shy. I bet
we're gonna hear some...
725
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:32,520
You're not fooling me.
726
00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:34,960
-Tonight, we're gonna get laid.
-That's right.
727
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:37,120
-I can't.
-Bullshit.
728
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:40,920
You're shagging, he's shagging
for sure, and I'm shagging.
729
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:48,520
THE VILLA
730
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:54,160
Let's have some pasta!
731
00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:56,800
-That would be awesome.
-I was thinking the same thing!
732
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:00,720
I don't think I can... What the heck?
733
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:02,400
Who slammed the door?
734
00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:09,080
He's a knucklehead.
735
00:48:09,240 --> 00:48:11,880
On the contrary,
I tend to get attached right away.
736
00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:14,280
Can I borrow a hoodie from you?
737
00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:16,080
You need one?
738
00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:18,480
Do you have it?
739
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:25,600
We're very different, but...
740
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:28,800
we clicked,
and it's a new thing for me.
741
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:30,840
She's a snuggler
and she's very sweet.
742
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:43,800
I don't wanna overthink this.
743
00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:47,920
We just clicked. I'd like to move
this relationship forward
744
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:49,640
and get to know him better.
745
00:48:50,720 --> 00:48:52,520
Here, right in the middle.
746
00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:54,240
No, let's move on the side.
747
00:49:02,720 --> 00:49:04,760
I'm sorry, guys.
748
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:07,120
-I didn't know you were here.
-No problem, bro.
749
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:09,000
-Honey...
-It's not a problem.
750
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:12,560
What now?
751
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:15,200
It's up to you. We can talk, or...
752
00:49:28,720 --> 00:49:30,240
No, don't do that!
753
00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:35,800
Keep your feet in place!
754
00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:39,720
-Fuck! Never do that again...
-Do what?
755
00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:45,440
That's crazy. She's crazy.
756
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:50,400
-I'm good at giving foot jobs.
-No!
757
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:52,440
It feels nice...
758
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:54,000
Sure.
759
00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:56,560
-I lay down like this...
-Like what?
760
00:49:56,720 --> 00:49:59,440
-It fits perfectly in here.
-Oh, God!
761
00:50:05,720 --> 00:50:10,320
Everybody went to their rooms,
and had fun.
762
00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:13,080
Except for me and Axel.
We laughed the whole night.
763
00:50:13,240 --> 00:50:15,280
-There's food in there.
-No, thanks.
764
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:17,320
Yikes! What is this?
765
00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:23,320
-Just a drop, I swear...
-You do you, babe.
766
00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:28,200
I have no words, honestly...
767
00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:31,600
Moving on...
768
00:50:34,720 --> 00:50:37,560
It's been years
since I laughed so hard,
769
00:50:37,720 --> 00:50:39,640
and I barely know her.
770
00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:41,600
Let's see...
771
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:48,280
-This is the best food I've ever had.
-Top quality. A-series.
772
00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:49,880
Let's take this to bed.
773
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:52,800
-Let's take it to go.
-Alright.
774
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:15,240
This is Italia Shore, after all.
This is the right people for the job.
775
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:27,360
What's another word for it
in Italian?
776
00:51:27,520 --> 00:51:29,000
How do you say that in Italian?
777
00:51:29,160 --> 00:51:30,600
You're a piece of shit!
778
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:34,440
You have zero respect for women!
779
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:37,400
Zero respect! Zero loyalty!
780
00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:39,520
Let's not make too much of it.
781
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:42,120
She's hanging like a ham!
782
00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:47,520
Let's do this! Orgy-time!
57784
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