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- Higher.
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Can't you get your end up a little higher?
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I can't hold this position forever.
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Get it up there, right up there.
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Higher.
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- Oh look who's coming!
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- If it isn't Mr. Rick McKay.
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Mister good and plenty.
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- He's so good looking.
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- Good looking and good and horny.
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- Come on, we're gonna be late for class!
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♪ nine o'clock and
the school bells ring ♪
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♪ gotta get up, gotta be on top ♪
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♪ can't help yourself
got this crazy feeling ♪
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♪ can't just seem to
get him off my mind ♪
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♪ day drags on, the
teacher keeps trying ♪
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♪ to make me know what
I don't wanna know ♪
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♪ there's only one thing
that keeps me flying ♪
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♪ one more bell and I get to go ♪
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♪ you can have some crazy times ♪
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♪ crazy, ooh ♪
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♪ don't you know my heart's on fire ♪
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♪ ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ school is school,
I believe him ♪
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♪ gotta go out,
take me sometime ♪
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♪ can't help myself I've
got this crazy feeling ♪
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♪ one of these days
she's gonna be mine ♪
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♪ 'til that day
I've gotta keep trying ♪
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♪ to get past
everything in my way ♪
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♪ homework, school bus,
got me crying ♪
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♪ looking for something
familiar or strange ♪
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♪ you can have some crazy times ♪
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♪ crazy, ooh ♪
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♪ don't you know my heart's on fire ♪
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♪ ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ nine o'clock and
the girls are waiting ♪
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♪ hop in the car and we'll go downtown ♪
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♪ can't help myself I've
got this crazy feeling ♪
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♪ radio's playing my favorite sound ♪
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♪ all the while my grades are slipping ♪
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♪ dad keeps telling me to go, go, go ♪
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♪ I don't mind the way that I'm feeling ♪
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♪ I won't change even though I could ♪
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♪ you can have some crazy times ♪
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♪ I'm looking for some
crazy, crazy times ♪
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♪ looking for some crazy times ♪
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♪ I gotta find some crazy, crazy times ♪
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♪ looking for some crazy times ♪
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♪ I'm looking for some
crazy, crazy times ♪
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♪ you can have some crazy times ♪
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♪ I gotta find 'em, I wanna
find some crazy times ♪
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♪ looking for some crazy times ♪
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♪ I'm looking for some
crazy, crazy times ♪
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♪ won't you rock awhile with me ♪
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♪ rock, rock ♪
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- Rick McKay, whatever happened to you?
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- It's a big explosion.
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Purity, you gotta help!
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- What explosion, whatever
are you talking about?
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- Pipe's burst in the girl's restroom.
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Boom, toilet paper and shit everywhere.
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- What were you doing
in the girls' restrooms?
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- Don't worry, I'll be okay.
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But you better go, they need help!
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Go, hurry!
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Go, go, go.
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Good morning, girls,
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I'm Dr. Pepper.
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♪ wouldn't you like to be ♪
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okay, who would like to
be the first volunteer?
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- Oh I would!
- Me, me, me!
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- How about you?
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You have very, you look healthy.
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Please.
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Now I don't want you to
worry about anything.
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These are very, very experienced hands.
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I can't tell you how many
times I've done this.
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That's very nice.
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Ooh, it's cold.
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That's very nice.
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I think we're going to,
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I think we're going to
have to have a closer look.
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I can't seem to be able to hear a thing.
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Oh my.
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- Bonjour, class.
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Bonjour, mademoiselle Boudoir.
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- To speak French, you
must use your mouth.
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And the tongue.
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And you must always speak
from here, the diaphragm.
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Where's the diaphragm?
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- Now class, after me.
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Now class, pardon moi a moment.
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Brent, will you take the
While I'm away?
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- Oh, class.
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Today, I will teach you the
most advanced mouth exercise.
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Today, you will learn the
proper way to give French head.
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To give parisian head,
you must use your bouche.
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You must use,
and the most important,
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You must use the tongue.
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- The tongue?
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Oh, Brent.
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Teach me again.
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- Oh yes, the tongue, the tongue.
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- Excuse me...
- Excuse me, excuse me,
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do you know where the?
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The boys' gym, do you know
where the boys' gym is?
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- The boys' gym, do you?
- Mhm, do I ever.
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- Hi, I'm new here and just
wondering if you could tell me
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where the boys' gym is.
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- Transfer student, right?
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- That's right, I'm Tim.
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Tim Stevenson from Idaho.
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- Well Tim, Tim Stevenson from Idaho.
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Why here's the boys' gym right here.
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- It was right here in front of my nose.
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Listen, thank you for your help.
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Thank you.
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- My pleasure.
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Who the hell
do you think you are?
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♪ just can't stop it, stop the rock ♪
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♪ no you just can't
stop it, stop the rock ♪
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♪ so hot and you just
can't stop the bop ♪
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- Excuse me.
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A frozen big stick, will you Melvin?
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- I'd love a scoop of
dripping chocolate.
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With some of your
whipped cream, big boy.
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- Sure girls, whatever you want.
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- Thanks, Melvin.
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I would have gone crazy if I didn't get
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something in my mouth.
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♪ just can't stop the bop ♪
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- oh, Purity.
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What can I get for you?
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- I'd like a big, hard, frozen banana.
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- It's coming right up.
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- You know, I think I've changed my mind.
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- Well what do you want?
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- I feel like a hot, fresh cherry sundae.
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- Yeah.
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Cherry, huh?
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- And Melvin?
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I just love ya to top
it off with your nuts.
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- Yeah, well, uh, I'll be right back.
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- Where you going, Jerkovski?
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Going to live up to your last name?
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We're finally leaving
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Our own germ-free frozen food meat locker.
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Melvin!
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Jerk off, jerk off, Jerkovski!
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- Holy shit, it's a pussy factory.
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Excuse me, Purity.
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- Howie bates, what are you up to now?
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- Oh nothing.
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Mirror just needs a bit
of adjusting, that's all.
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Fuck a duck it's roach!
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- Howie Bates, detention!
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- Holy shit, 42 years of bad luck.
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What are you here for?
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- That guy.
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New kid doesn't know this
is my home away from home.
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Hey, Jerkovski!
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Back again, hey, where'd
you beat off this time,
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study hall?
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- No meat locker.
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- Smart thinking, Mel.
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No better place to beat the beat, huh?
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- Sh sh sh, sh!
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Or I'll tell Principal Stuckoff!
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Stuckoff can fuck off.
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- You know Susie Miller
wears red Lacy underwears.
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- All the cheerleaders
do, but only on mondays.
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- What are they wearing Friday?
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- This Friday's homecoming.
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They probably won't wear anything.
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- Do you gentlemen know the
meaning of the word vermin,
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Heathens!
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Scum!
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Trash, degenerates!
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- I think I know what trash.
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- Here at Taft and Adams high school...
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- Fucking a in t and a.
- We have a fine reputation
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to uphold...
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- I can give him something to hold.
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- A dignity to carry on.
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I am not about to have a
few bad seeds take root,
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contaminating my divine
garden of higher education.
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This afternoon on this, your
regretful day of detention,
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I want you.
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I want you, my, my, my, if it
isn't our homecoming queen.
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Oh looking quite beautiful
today I might add.
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- What is that?
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- You really are new here, aren't you kid?
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- That's none other than Purity Busch,
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the last hold-out at t and a high.
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- She's the only girl who has it.
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- She's got to have the
nicest tits in town.
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- How would you know, asshole?
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Nobody's ever laid eyes
on them let alone hands.
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- Hope you've been practicing your music.
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- Pardon me, Principal Stuckoff,
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the vice principal would
like to see you right away.
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He says it's urgent.
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- Business calling, my dear.
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I'll be back in just a moment.
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As for you, you swine.
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None of you are to leave that
bench, is that understood?
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I'll be back in a moment, my dear.
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Oh.
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Well, aren't any of you
boys going to be gentlemen?
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- Five days of detention.
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Then maybe you boys will know the meaning
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of the words hard labor.
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- Five days?
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- Five days.
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Come, my dear.
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- Come on, we're all in this together.
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- This detention is fucked.
- I'll say.
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And you know who we've got to thank.
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Yeah, miss Purity Busch.
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- Aren't any of you boys
going to be gentlemen?
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- Female.
- Yeah, females.
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Can you believe it?
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My first day here and
I'm already in detention.
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- Kid, what's your name?
- Tim.
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- Look, Tim, staying after
school can be a drag,
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but sometimes you can luck out.
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You won't believe this.
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Two weeks ago in this lab,
I got a private lesson
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in biology from professor Sarah Bellum.
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Know what I mean, boys, a private lesson.
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- Cut the bullshit,
Fred, no one's interested
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in your wet dreams.
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- I am.
- Bullshit.
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You jerk off so much, if
you ever did get laid,
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you'd probably scream out your own name.
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- You really got down
with the bio teacher?
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They say she's real kinky.
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- I did and she is.
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She's so hot for me.
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They all are.
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- Purity isn't.
- Yeah what's with Purity?
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It's like she wanted
us to get in hot water.
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- You mean deep shit.
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- I almost made it with her once.
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Now look who's wet dreaming.
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- You think Purity really is a virgin?
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- No girl is.
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- My sister is.
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- My mother is.
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- Purity definitely is.
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There it is, gentlemen.
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Before homecoming let's make it a point
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that at least one of us
will get a shot at her bod.
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Or at least a glimpse of her tits.
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Who wants to be first?
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- Need some wheels.
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I'll tell you Tim, if that
seat could talk, woof,
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I'd sure be in a hell of a lot of trouble.
259
00:20:41,810 --> 00:20:45,579
Just check out this dash,
there's Denise, Lynn,
260
00:20:45,580 --> 00:20:47,319
Kristy on new years' Eve,
261
00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:49,509
and there's Kristy on new years' morning.
262
00:20:49,510 --> 00:20:51,238
I felt generous.
263
00:20:51,239 --> 00:20:54,671
What's this, Brent?
264
00:20:54,672 --> 00:20:55,559
- Oh that?
265
00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:57,239
That's modern science.
266
00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:58,579
The chicks love it.
267
00:20:58,580 --> 00:21:00,229
- Well Brent you've got it made.
268
00:21:00,230 --> 00:21:01,633
- Yeah, I know.
269
00:21:03,450 --> 00:21:06,323
Well here we are tiger, Purity's house.
270
00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:12,713
You sure you're up for your big moment?
271
00:21:17,650 --> 00:21:21,056
- God bless mummy, god bless
daddy, Principal Stuckoff,
272
00:21:21,057 --> 00:21:23,159
and of course Teddy.
273
00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:25,959
Please look over and protect this house,
274
00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:28,339
my lovely wardrobe, and naturally,
275
00:21:28,340 --> 00:21:30,929
my expensive and exquisite jewelry.
276
00:21:30,930 --> 00:21:32,789
- Just remember exactly what I said
277
00:21:32,790 --> 00:21:34,339
and do what I told you to do.
278
00:21:34,340 --> 00:21:37,109
Now Purity's bedroom is
up on the second floor.
279
00:21:37,110 --> 00:21:39,559
- I know, I know.
280
00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:41,439
First window on the left.
281
00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:43,779
- Right, right, on the left.
282
00:21:43,780 --> 00:21:46,130
Now here's a couple of
goodies that never fail.
283
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:49,240
Old smokey.
284
00:21:51,290 --> 00:21:52,529
- Old smokey.
285
00:21:52,530 --> 00:21:54,003
- And a bottle of bubbly.
286
00:21:54,850 --> 00:21:57,593
Take 'em, compliments of the house.
287
00:21:58,469 --> 00:22:01,099
- Well Brent, thanks a lot.
288
00:22:01,100 --> 00:22:03,389
Well, wish me luck?
289
00:22:03,390 --> 00:22:04,609
- You don't need luck.
290
00:22:04,610 --> 00:22:05,793
You've got class.
291
00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:11,489
- And lord, it's wonderful
that you made me the smartest,
292
00:22:11,490 --> 00:22:15,179
prettiest, most sought after
girl in the whole school.
293
00:22:15,180 --> 00:22:16,799
Amen.
294
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:19,959
Oh, ps, I hope you realize it's not
295
00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:21,483
always easy being perfect.
296
00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:28,379
Come on Teddy, time for beddy bye.
297
00:22:35,530 --> 00:22:37,383
- Here's your prune juice, Ward.
298
00:22:39,406 --> 00:22:40,406
- Oh nice.
299
00:22:41,241 --> 00:22:44,210
- Room temperature, just
the way you like it.
300
00:22:54,933 --> 00:22:55,963
Poor baby.
301
00:23:00,260 --> 00:23:01,833
Let's do it tonight.
302
00:23:07,602 --> 00:23:08,989
- Oh shit, she's in heat again.
303
00:23:08,990 --> 00:23:11,959
- It's been two weeks.
304
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:13,609
- Well not tonight.
305
00:23:13,610 --> 00:23:14,519
I've gotta conserve energy for that big
306
00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:16,759
bowling tournament tomorrow.
307
00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:19,909
- Bowling, bowling, bowling,
can't you think about anything
308
00:23:19,910 --> 00:23:22,139
except putting your finger
in that big, black ball?
309
00:23:22,140 --> 00:23:24,595
- Now June dear, calm down and
tell me what's bothering you.
310
00:23:24,596 --> 00:23:26,043
- Oh, Ward,
311
00:23:26,930 --> 00:23:28,380
I'm worried about the beaver.
312
00:23:43,627 --> 00:23:46,544
- Do you wanna go to dinner, Teddy?
313
00:23:47,591 --> 00:23:48,791
But I'm not very hungry.
314
00:23:50,768 --> 00:23:55,317
Okay, if you
pay for it, I'll eat it.
315
00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:02,399
- I don't know, the
guys down at the legion
316
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:03,763
all are counting on me.
317
00:24:05,150 --> 00:24:09,157
- Ward, honey, I'll
bark like a dog for you.
318
00:24:12,167 --> 00:24:13,167
Ruff!
319
00:24:15,317 --> 00:24:16,317
Ruff.
320
00:24:17,653 --> 00:24:18,653
Meow.
321
00:24:22,263 --> 00:24:23,513
- Oh all right.
322
00:24:24,533 --> 00:24:26,633
I guess you're worth a gutter ball or two.
323
00:24:33,370 --> 00:24:34,370
- Purity.
324
00:24:35,310 --> 00:24:36,310
Purity?
325
00:24:37,729 --> 00:24:39,383
- Oh no Teddy, not now.
326
00:24:40,687 --> 00:24:42,603
Not here in the restaurant.
327
00:24:44,124 --> 00:24:46,869
You should know I always have a headache.
328
00:24:46,870 --> 00:24:47,870
- Purity.
329
00:24:48,670 --> 00:24:50,203
Purity.
330
00:24:50,204 --> 00:24:52,325
- No, no, oh, oh.
331
00:24:57,860 --> 00:24:59,233
- Purity, can I come in?
332
00:25:00,576 --> 00:25:04,226
Oh yes, yes, yes, yes!
333
00:25:07,020 --> 00:25:08,419
Shoot!
334
00:25:09,315 --> 00:25:14,315
- What was that?
- Just ignore it.
335
00:25:16,097 --> 00:25:19,014
I better go check outside.
336
00:25:20,249 --> 00:25:21,330
- Oh, Ward.
337
00:25:21,331 --> 00:25:23,531
- Where's my musket?
338
00:25:23,532 --> 00:25:28,086
Maybe those commie
Come to get us.
339
00:25:28,087 --> 00:25:30,387
- I'm not worried about
them coming to get us.
340
00:25:32,020 --> 00:25:34,220
I'm worried about us
getting to come at all.
341
00:25:41,735 --> 00:25:44,939
- Watch out you russkies here I come.
342
00:26:01,454 --> 00:26:03,104
- Purity's bedroom's on the left.
343
00:26:05,206 --> 00:26:06,206
Right.
344
00:26:07,670 --> 00:26:09,087
No, no, the left.
345
00:26:23,857 --> 00:26:24,940
- Don't move.
346
00:26:25,970 --> 00:26:29,283
I've got a way to make my
honey bun happy tonight.
347
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:37,280
Meow.
348
00:26:39,206 --> 00:26:40,801
Meow.
349
00:26:40,802 --> 00:26:44,945
Where are you, you?
350
00:27:01,957 --> 00:27:04,129
- Vodka, I knew it.
351
00:27:04,130 --> 00:27:07,443
Those commies, they're
here, right on my porch.
352
00:27:32,690 --> 00:27:36,951
Now I've got you, the only
good rat is a dead rat!
353
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:55,039
- He missed me by this much.
354
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:56,269
Was I lucky?
355
00:27:56,270 --> 00:27:58,059
- So did you see her tits?
356
00:27:58,060 --> 00:28:01,073
- Mel, he told me he was
in Mrs. Busch, not Purity.
357
00:28:01,935 --> 00:28:03,083
- Oh did you see her tits?
358
00:28:03,084 --> 00:28:03,916
- Not really.
359
00:28:03,917 --> 00:28:06,219
- Yeah 'cause I told
him to go to the left.
360
00:28:06,220 --> 00:28:08,870
- Yeah and you also told me
you'd be waiting outside.
361
00:28:10,210 --> 00:28:12,209
- Hey guys, can I get
you anything more to eat?
362
00:28:12,210 --> 00:28:14,839
- Oh yeah, but it isn't on the menu.
363
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:17,119
- Oh, still hungry for more, huh?
364
00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:18,529
Ooh, new face.
365
00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:20,519
Pretty good looking one at that.
366
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:22,590
- Watch out, she's hot to trot!
367
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:27,011
- So Tim, can I give you some more milk?
368
00:28:27,012 --> 00:28:29,179
- No thanks.
369
00:28:29,180 --> 00:28:30,919
- I'll have some more milk, Bootsie.
370
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:33,039
- Sorry, just went on my break.
371
00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:36,169
- Hey guys, there's a great
show at the drive-in tonight.
372
00:28:36,170 --> 00:28:38,569
The wild women of Wango.
373
00:28:39,780 --> 00:28:40,780
Anyone going?
374
00:28:41,590 --> 00:28:43,453
- So Tim, you up for it?
375
00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:47,589
- Yeah, sure.
376
00:28:47,590 --> 00:28:50,157
- Great, see ya at seven.
377
00:28:50,158 --> 00:28:51,575
- Get 'em, tiger.
378
00:29:22,108 --> 00:29:23,154
- Shh.
379
00:29:23,155 --> 00:29:24,155
No talking.
380
00:29:52,950 --> 00:29:54,450
I said no talking!
381
00:29:59,837 --> 00:30:01,447
Attention students,
382
00:30:01,448 --> 00:30:03,026
there'll be a meeting
today for all members
383
00:30:03,027 --> 00:30:05,562
of the glee club.
384
00:30:05,563 --> 00:30:06,395
Attention students,
385
00:30:06,396 --> 00:30:08,079
there'll be a meeting today
386
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:10,870
for all members of the glee club.
387
00:31:04,937 --> 00:31:05,937
- Quiet!
388
00:31:27,231 --> 00:31:28,063
Stop it.
389
00:31:28,064 --> 00:31:29,314
This table out!
390
00:31:37,050 --> 00:31:38,800
21, 22, 23,
391
00:31:40,314 --> 00:31:41,314
24, and 25.
392
00:31:43,529 --> 00:31:47,796
Okay
ladies, now for the bust line.
393
00:31:47,797 --> 00:31:48,880
Ready, begin.
394
00:31:50,168 --> 00:31:53,686
We must, we must,
we must develop our bust.
395
00:31:53,687 --> 00:31:55,768
The bigger the better,
the tighter the sweater,
396
00:31:55,769 --> 00:31:57,717
the boys depend on us.
397
00:31:57,718 --> 00:31:59,290
- We must, we must...
- What arm?
398
00:31:59,291 --> 00:32:01,815
- One's growing faster than the other.
399
00:32:01,816 --> 00:32:04,003
- You're still growing?
- I hope so.
400
00:32:04,004 --> 00:32:06,319
Come on girls, think big!
401
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:09,870
We must, we must,
we must develop our bust.
402
00:32:09,871 --> 00:32:11,897
The bigger the better,
the tighter the sweater,
403
00:32:11,898 --> 00:32:14,028
the boys depend on us.
404
00:32:15,850 --> 00:32:18,050
Okay ladies now for the hips.
405
00:32:22,162 --> 00:32:25,578
T and a, t and a,
406
00:32:25,579 --> 00:32:26,579
t and a.
407
00:32:35,102 --> 00:32:36,352
Up, up, up, up,
408
00:32:38,261 --> 00:32:39,261
up! Up“
409
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:42,609
- I heard you're going
out with my brother.
410
00:32:42,610 --> 00:32:43,442
- Probably, who is he?
411
00:32:43,443 --> 00:32:44,769
- Tim, Tim Stevenson.
412
00:32:44,770 --> 00:32:47,529
- Brown hair, brown eyes,
purple rabbit's foot?
413
00:32:47,530 --> 00:32:49,479
- That's him.
- Cute.
414
00:32:50,696 --> 00:32:52,529
Up, up, up...
415
00:33:19,340 --> 00:33:21,663
- One two, one two, one two, one two,
416
00:33:22,543 --> 00:33:24,334
one two, one two...
417
00:33:24,335 --> 00:33:25,167
- Wham bam thank you ma'am.
418
00:33:25,168 --> 00:33:28,309
Wham bam thank you ma'am.
419
00:33:28,310 --> 00:33:30,709
- I simply refuse to do this exercise.
420
00:33:30,710 --> 00:33:33,648
It's lewd, obscene and nasty.
421
00:33:36,473 --> 00:33:39,760
One two,
one two, one two, one...
422
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:46,163
- Testing, testing one, two, three.
423
00:33:47,890 --> 00:33:49,509
Purity.
424
00:33:49,510 --> 00:33:53,729
Purity, Purity Busch, please come
425
00:33:53,730 --> 00:33:55,509
to the poolside immediately
426
00:33:55,510 --> 00:33:56,810
to see Principal Stuckoff.
427
00:33:57,650 --> 00:33:59,449
- All right Purity, you're dismissed.
428
00:33:59,450 --> 00:34:00,959
The rest of you, once around the track
429
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:02,189
and then into the pool.
430
00:34:02,190 --> 00:34:04,491
- Oh no, not today.
431
00:34:04,492 --> 00:34:05,324
- Do we have to run?
432
00:34:05,325 --> 00:34:07,061
It's so hard on the girls.
433
00:34:07,062 --> 00:34:08,850
Okay, make that two laps.
434
00:34:33,983 --> 00:34:35,233
- M r. Stuckoff?
435
00:34:36,923 --> 00:34:38,006
Mr. Stuckoff?
436
00:35:13,833 --> 00:35:14,954
- Oh my god.
437
00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:30,259
- My fairest angel.
438
00:35:30,260 --> 00:35:31,403
My dream girl.
439
00:35:32,342 --> 00:35:33,766
Listen to the music.
440
00:35:33,767 --> 00:35:35,139
I'd know that nerdy
voice anywhere.
441
00:35:35,140 --> 00:35:36,140
- Oh sure.
442
00:35:38,495 --> 00:35:42,578
- Ravishing and make wild,
passionate love to me.
443
00:35:44,850 --> 00:35:45,850
We're tingling.
444
00:35:46,780 --> 00:35:47,883
You are ready.
445
00:35:49,100 --> 00:35:51,032
Now listen carefully.
446
00:35:52,490 --> 00:35:54,239
- I outta wait and teach you a lesson.
447
00:35:54,240 --> 00:35:55,959
Follow my lead.
448
00:35:55,960 --> 00:36:00,297
- When you see me, you'll
be wild with passion.
449
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:03,023
Soon I will be with you.
450
00:36:03,870 --> 00:36:05,853
Do exactly what I say.
451
00:36:14,817 --> 00:36:15,817
Stop!
452
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:25,903
Purity my angel.
453
00:36:27,108 --> 00:36:28,358
It's me, Howie.
454
00:36:30,189 --> 00:36:31,522
Howie.
455
00:36:34,375 --> 00:36:35,375
Howie.
456
00:36:38,442 --> 00:36:39,442
Howie.
457
00:36:42,422 --> 00:36:43,422
Howie.
458
00:36:48,123 --> 00:36:49,123
Howie.
459
00:36:52,465 --> 00:36:53,465
Howie.
460
00:36:57,272 --> 00:36:58,272
Howie.
461
00:37:01,842 --> 00:37:02,842
Howie.
462
00:37:03,653 --> 00:37:05,937
- Okay ladies, let him have it!
463
00:37:09,430 --> 00:37:14,423
- And finally ladies, this
is our new swimming facility.
464
00:37:24,743 --> 00:37:26,179
As you can see...
465
00:37:27,368 --> 00:37:28,200
- It was only a joke.
466
00:37:28,201 --> 00:37:29,828
- Yeah like the time he
dumped a barrel of frogs
467
00:37:29,829 --> 00:37:31,939
in the girls' bathroom.
468
00:37:31,940 --> 00:37:33,689
I'm gonna get you, you pervert!
469
00:37:33,690 --> 00:37:35,519
- Please have mercy, I'm sorry.
470
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:36,352
- Sorry?
471
00:37:36,353 --> 00:37:39,464
You ruined my favorite pair of
red panties up the flag pole.
472
00:37:39,465 --> 00:37:40,592
Did you say you're sorry?
473
00:37:40,593 --> 00:37:43,212
- What's happening here?
474
00:37:43,213 --> 00:37:44,627
Girls, come on.
475
00:37:45,857 --> 00:37:46,864
Please, no.
476
00:38:06,635 --> 00:38:08,218
- Somebody save me!
477
00:38:11,484 --> 00:38:12,484
Purity!
478
00:38:13,381 --> 00:38:14,381
Purity!
479
00:38:41,510 --> 00:38:44,509
I'm telling you guys, there
were knockers everywhere.
480
00:38:44,510 --> 00:38:46,789
At least two of them
must have been Purity's.
481
00:38:46,790 --> 00:38:47,622
- Yeah, Howie.
482
00:38:47,623 --> 00:38:50,139
- Well I just lost my glasses
and couldn't see, that's all.
483
00:38:50,140 --> 00:38:52,119
- No way Howie, you
couldn't have seen them.
484
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:54,119
My sis told me Purity
was in Stuckoff's office
485
00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:55,743
the whole last period.
486
00:38:56,690 --> 00:38:59,379
- Hey, that's a hot
little sister you have.
487
00:38:59,380 --> 00:39:01,602
She's in my second period art class.
488
00:39:01,603 --> 00:39:05,219
I can't wait 'til we start
some advanced figure drawing.
489
00:39:05,220 --> 00:39:07,289
- Listen, friend, watch it.
490
00:39:07,290 --> 00:39:09,589
Nobody messes with Trisha.
491
00:39:09,590 --> 00:39:10,590
- Spare me.
492
00:39:15,180 --> 00:39:16,749
- Sorry.
493
00:39:16,750 --> 00:39:18,620
- Nice shot, Jerkovski.
494
00:39:20,373 --> 00:39:21,883
Hey, look who's here.
495
00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:30,883
- Yeah, she thinks she owns that spot.
496
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:35,289
She's there every day after school.
497
00:39:35,290 --> 00:39:36,290
Every day?
498
00:39:38,340 --> 00:39:39,439
- Hey guys.
499
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:42,079
I think I know how to
get a shot of Purity.
500
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:42,999
But I'll need your help.
501
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,467
- You've got it.
502
00:39:44,468 --> 00:39:45,468
Big guy.
503
00:40:01,805 --> 00:40:04,149
- This picture is disgusting!
504
00:40:04,150 --> 00:40:09,150
- Yeah, right, sex, sex, sex!
505
00:40:10,082 --> 00:40:11,332
Yeah.
506
00:40:20,180 --> 00:40:23,499
- Don't look now, but I
think Paul's masturbating.
507
00:40:23,500 --> 00:40:25,319
- Make him stop.
508
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:27,700
- I can't, he's using my hand.
509
00:40:32,564 --> 00:40:33,564
- Bye bye.
510
00:40:41,780 --> 00:40:43,197
Hang on a second.
511
00:41:11,621 --> 00:41:13,454
- You all right?
- Mhm.
512
00:41:14,625 --> 00:41:16,752
- This is fun, huh?
513
00:41:16,753 --> 00:41:17,920
- Yeah, right.
514
00:41:25,884 --> 00:41:26,967
- Tim.
- What?
515
00:41:28,030 --> 00:41:29,520
Drunken slut.
516
00:41:29,521 --> 00:41:31,352
You killed the master's wife.
517
00:41:31,353 --> 00:41:33,520
You bitch, I'll teach you!
518
00:41:44,604 --> 00:41:46,399
- Mom, is this movie 3D?
519
00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:47,679
- Yes, dear.
520
00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:48,993
Dirt, dirt, dirt!
521
00:41:59,153 --> 00:42:00,903
- What are all these?
522
00:42:01,793 --> 00:42:04,559
I don't know
it's my father's shirt.
523
00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:07,370
Really I just
gotta meet your father.
524
00:42:07,371 --> 00:42:09,303
- Like father like son.
525
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:12,293
- Hey Tim.
526
00:42:13,580 --> 00:42:15,387
Wanna play a game?
527
00:42:15,388 --> 00:42:16,763
- Sure.
528
00:42:17,630 --> 00:42:18,759
What?
529
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:20,453
- You wanna play hide the salami?
530
00:42:21,570 --> 00:42:23,513
- Uh, okay.
531
00:42:25,942 --> 00:42:27,623
- Come on, let's go in back.
532
00:42:46,639 --> 00:42:48,713
All right, yeah.
533
00:42:48,714 --> 00:42:50,964
- They make great balloons.
534
00:42:51,990 --> 00:42:53,880
- Let's get out of here, come on.
535
00:43:35,133 --> 00:43:36,839
- Did you hear that car?
536
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:38,040
- I didn't hear a thing.
537
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:42,269
- Real champagne?
- But of course.
538
00:43:42,270 --> 00:43:44,108
Is there any other kind?
539
00:43:44,942 --> 00:43:45,919
- That's gotta be Brent.
540
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:48,039
Now get out
of those filthy rags.
541
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:49,623
You, draw water.
542
00:43:51,180 --> 00:43:52,780
Which one do you want?
543
00:43:59,963 --> 00:44:02,729
Wonder if.
544
00:44:02,730 --> 00:44:04,397
- Let me just check.
545
00:44:09,202 --> 00:44:10,882
- Oh my god, it's my sister.
- Your sister?
546
00:44:13,007 --> 00:44:16,739
- I'll kill you!
547
00:44:16,740 --> 00:44:18,096
I'll kill you.
548
00:44:18,097 --> 00:44:19,186
You listen, do you jerk-off?
549
00:44:19,187 --> 00:44:20,503
- Did somebody call me?
550
00:44:25,014 --> 00:44:27,102
- Hey, hey, hey.
551
00:44:27,103 --> 00:44:29,088
- I said nobody touches Trisha.
552
00:44:29,089 --> 00:44:30,905
Calm down, pal, calm down.
553
00:44:30,906 --> 00:44:31,738
- Calm down?
554
00:44:31,739 --> 00:44:33,226
Here's how I'm gonna calm down.
555
00:44:35,897 --> 00:44:37,998
- Hey boobs on your glass.
556
00:44:44,395 --> 00:44:46,062
Calm down.
557
00:45:00,621 --> 00:45:03,704
- That's my sister, that's my sister!
558
00:45:16,642 --> 00:45:19,059
I said nobody touches Trisha!
559
00:45:29,583 --> 00:45:32,250
Wet boobs on your glass.
560
00:45:39,851 --> 00:45:41,101
Let go!
561
00:46:02,389 --> 00:46:05,033
Here lies a very good friend.
562
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:09,209
May he rest in peace.
563
00:46:09,210 --> 00:46:11,009
You think anyone
will find him here?
564
00:46:11,010 --> 00:46:13,929
Don't worry, I got
this whole thing planned out.
565
00:46:13,930 --> 00:46:15,999
Besides, On mission impossible.
566
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,399
- This is the dumbest idea ever.
567
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:19,939
- Hey I saw that episode.
568
00:46:19,940 --> 00:46:21,990
They didn't get that guy out for a month.
569
00:46:23,180 --> 00:46:24,012
- We'll get you out.
570
00:46:24,013 --> 00:46:26,279
- How is he gonna see
Purity's boobs from underneath
571
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:29,399
all that sand, let alone breathe?
572
00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:30,400
- He will.
573
00:46:31,170 --> 00:46:32,539
With this.
574
00:46:32,540 --> 00:46:35,378
I rigged it up last night after the show.
575
00:46:35,379 --> 00:46:37,563
I call it my super duper grooby snooper.
576
00:46:47,990 --> 00:46:50,271
- Principal Stuckoff's office.
577
00:46:50,272 --> 00:46:52,649
- Hello miss shivers.
- Yes?
578
00:46:52,650 --> 00:46:55,326
- Yes this is Mrs. Garpazky.
579
00:46:55,327 --> 00:46:56,269
Ethel.
580
00:46:56,270 --> 00:46:58,479
You know Melvin's mother.
581
00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:03,439
Yes, yes, yes, I'm afraid
my boy has come down
582
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:05,390
with a terrible case of food poisoning.
583
00:47:06,599 --> 00:47:07,599
- Oh my.
584
00:47:08,911 --> 00:47:11,249
- Oh yes, still flat on his back.
585
00:47:11,250 --> 00:47:12,082
Yes, yes.
586
00:47:12,083 --> 00:47:14,169
Yes well I'm afraid he won't be able to
587
00:47:14,170 --> 00:47:15,799
attend classes today.
588
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:18,586
No and please please tell
dear Mr. Stuckoff that
589
00:47:18,587 --> 00:47:20,673
detention is simply out of the question.
590
00:47:21,540 --> 00:47:23,593
Yes, toodle-loo, bye.
591
00:47:26,326 --> 00:47:27,259
There, that should do it.
592
00:47:27,260 --> 00:47:30,233
- This calls for the Van
Dusen finishing touch.
593
00:47:32,067 --> 00:47:34,350
Voila!
594
00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:57,880
- Here is a prime example of
the amphibian family, the frog.
595
00:47:58,350 --> 00:48:03,350
Notice the skin, it's thin and moist,
596
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:06,763
and attached loosely to the
body only at certain points.
597
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:11,119
Brent, would you care to
examine these more closely?
598
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:13,230
- Now, are you sure?
599
00:48:15,712 --> 00:48:17,159
- Class, the rest of you may go to lunch.
600
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:19,559
Brent, you've been slacking off lately.
601
00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:22,889
I think perhaps you
should stay after class.
602
00:48:22,890 --> 00:48:24,590
You need a little extra attention.
603
00:48:29,270 --> 00:48:32,902
You know, I think you've
needed this kind of
604
00:48:32,903 --> 00:48:35,303
private lesson for a long time.
605
00:48:41,660 --> 00:48:43,815
Hey, this looks
like a great place to play.
606
00:49:05,970 --> 00:49:07,803
- I want you to touch,
607
00:49:10,090 --> 00:49:15,090
feel, and fully experience
the essence of biology.
608
00:49:17,785 --> 00:49:19,759
- Look, Mrs. Bellum.
609
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:21,192
- Don't be so formal.
610
00:49:21,193 --> 00:49:22,360
Call me Sarah.
611
00:49:26,198 --> 00:49:27,448
- Like a dream.
612
00:49:34,409 --> 00:49:36,249
Now I know I'm dreaming.
613
00:49:36,250 --> 00:49:38,453
- Mind lighting my fire, Brent?
614
00:49:39,660 --> 00:49:40,660
- Your fire?
615
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:45,293
- Yes, the Bunsen burner.
616
00:49:46,830 --> 00:49:48,959
- Never mind.
- Bunsen burner.
617
00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:50,233
- I'll take care of it.
618
00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:52,360
- Oh shit.
619
00:49:55,017 --> 00:49:57,163
Cut it out, you mangy mutt.
620
00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:01,827
You'll spoil everything.
621
00:50:06,722 --> 00:50:07,722
- Oh shit.
622
00:50:15,222 --> 00:50:16,329
- There now.
623
00:50:16,330 --> 00:50:18,373
Makes it much more romantic this way.
624
00:50:21,201 --> 00:50:22,333
Don't you think so?
625
00:50:32,915 --> 00:50:33,915
My favorite.
626
00:50:35,028 --> 00:50:36,111
Formaldehyde.
627
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:39,129
This makes me crazy.
628
00:50:42,119 --> 00:50:43,452
- You're so hot.
629
00:50:45,658 --> 00:50:49,341
- I'm burning, I'm burning for you.
630
00:50:49,342 --> 00:50:51,042
- I can't believe how hot you are.
631
00:51:19,857 --> 00:51:21,274
Hello.
632
00:51:23,015 --> 00:51:26,634
♪sha la la la la ♪
633
00:51:26,635 --> 00:51:29,718
♪sha la la la la la♪
634
00:51:39,130 --> 00:51:42,630
♪ let it me my angel baby ♪
635
00:51:50,143 --> 00:51:55,143
♪ she's gone into ♪
636
00:51:55,354 --> 00:51:59,577
♪ I hope she's out there somewhere ♪
637
00:51:59,578 --> 00:52:01,470
♪ knock knock, who's there ♪
638
00:52:01,471 --> 00:52:06,471
♪ let it be my baby tonight ♪
639
00:52:07,537 --> 00:52:11,620
♪ I'm just living in a heartache ♪
640
00:52:22,978 --> 00:52:23,978
- Oh shit.
641
00:52:29,917 --> 00:52:30,749
Come in.
642
00:52:30,750 --> 00:52:32,869
- Hey Vince, hi guys.
643
00:52:35,604 --> 00:52:37,185
- Aw come on, give us a break.
644
00:52:37,186 --> 00:52:38,686
- Hold your hands.
645
00:52:39,790 --> 00:52:41,947
- Get anything new in?
646
00:52:41,948 --> 00:52:45,659
- Got a brand new
- From Tijuana, check them out!
647
00:52:45,660 --> 00:52:47,829
- Excuse me, does this come in a junior?
648
00:52:47,830 --> 00:52:50,859
- Sorry pal, had a rush
on 'em just this morning.
649
00:52:50,860 --> 00:52:52,179
- So what's this?
650
00:52:52,180 --> 00:52:53,180
- Hardware.
651
00:52:54,193 --> 00:52:57,269
On sale this week for only
$9.95 and it's safety tested,
652
00:52:57,270 --> 00:52:58,469
approved for your convenience.
653
00:52:58,470 --> 00:52:59,649
Take it home for 10 days.
654
00:52:59,650 --> 00:53:01,485
Put a little mileage on it.
655
00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:04,049
Now come back and tell me that wasn't the
656
00:53:04,050 --> 00:53:05,633
best damn time she ever had.
657
00:53:06,860 --> 00:53:08,749
Excuse me, how much is this?
658
00:53:08,750 --> 00:53:09,963
- Buck an inch.
659
00:53:14,060 --> 00:53:17,243
Hey, chubby, pick them
out and bring them out.
660
00:53:18,940 --> 00:53:20,793
Guy thinks it's a London library.
661
00:53:21,870 --> 00:53:23,939
Take it from me kid,
Vince the prince of porn,
662
00:53:23,940 --> 00:53:26,319
you need cream, I'm talking
about g-string special
663
00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:28,473
erotic cream and extra strings.
664
00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:31,939
Spanish fly, a little extra, superb bulge.
665
00:53:31,940 --> 00:53:34,749
- Excuse me sir, do these
come with a guarantee?
666
00:53:34,750 --> 00:53:36,580
- Fuck off, will ya?
667
00:53:40,235 --> 00:53:42,509
- Who was that masked man anyways?
668
00:53:42,510 --> 00:53:44,719
- Vince, do you think
you need a stock boy?
669
00:53:44,720 --> 00:53:47,143
- There Vinny, this outta
take care of everything.
670
00:53:48,260 --> 00:53:49,640
- Come again.
671
00:53:49,641 --> 00:53:50,679
Can't come, breathe heavy, a lot of fun.
672
00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:51,680
Thank you.
673
00:53:56,210 --> 00:53:57,437
Come on, Melvy.
674
00:54:03,941 --> 00:54:07,509
- And there we have it,
ladies and gentlemen.
675
00:54:07,510 --> 00:54:10,999
The school can be very proud
of this latest addition.
676
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:14,579
Our very own airplane repair shop.
677
00:54:14,580 --> 00:54:19,580
And now, before we take off
And celebrate,
678
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:22,589
I want to particularly thank Mrs. Roach's
679
00:54:22,590 --> 00:54:27,139
home economics class for
providing the delightful punch,
680
00:54:27,140 --> 00:54:30,309
cookies, and finger sandwiches.
681
00:54:30,310 --> 00:54:32,289
- Hey, here's one with the bread.
682
00:54:32,290 --> 00:54:33,931
- Moron.
683
00:54:33,932 --> 00:54:38,333
- So without further ado,
let the festivities begin.
684
00:54:45,290 --> 00:54:48,019
- Okay it's my turn to
take a shot at Purity.
685
00:54:48,020 --> 00:54:51,149
Just remember to keep her busy
when I juice up the punch.
686
00:54:51,150 --> 00:54:52,400
- Got you covered, Brent.
687
00:54:54,002 --> 00:54:55,752
Hold onto that Emily.
688
00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:04,599
- Hello, Purity.
689
00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:07,569
May I have the honor of
getting you a glass of punch?
690
00:55:07,570 --> 00:55:08,489
- Well.
691
00:55:08,490 --> 00:55:09,823
- It's my privilege.
692
00:55:11,590 --> 00:55:12,590
- Oh, Purity.
693
00:55:13,300 --> 00:55:15,739
What song are you gonna sing
at the homecoming dance?
694
00:55:15,740 --> 00:55:17,705
Our national anthem, Rick.
695
00:55:17,706 --> 00:55:18,753
- Really?
696
00:55:19,770 --> 00:55:22,659
How interesting, it's always
been one of my favorites.
697
00:55:22,660 --> 00:55:26,362
- Kidding me.
698
00:55:26,363 --> 00:55:27,363
Oh, sorry.
699
00:55:29,901 --> 00:55:32,546
- Oh my god, the t and a orgy.
700
00:55:42,792 --> 00:55:44,728
♪ this heart's on fire ♪
701
00:55:44,729 --> 00:55:46,285
♪ out of control ♪
702
00:55:46,286 --> 00:55:50,829
♪ this heart's on fire down below ♪
703
00:55:50,830 --> 00:55:52,030
- here's to you, Purity.
704
00:55:53,550 --> 00:55:54,550
Bottom's up.
705
00:55:55,420 --> 00:55:57,170
- I'll drink to that.
706
00:55:59,316 --> 00:56:02,733
♪ hearts on fire tonight ♪
707
00:56:10,449 --> 00:56:12,056
Cheers!
708
00:56:12,057 --> 00:56:13,663
- So, about last night.
709
00:56:15,110 --> 00:56:16,110
How are they?
710
00:56:16,790 --> 00:56:18,279
- They'll live.
711
00:56:18,280 --> 00:56:19,880
I'll never play the piano again.
712
00:56:23,860 --> 00:56:25,443
- Two, three, four.
713
00:56:29,872 --> 00:56:32,824
♪ and it feels real good ♪
714
00:56:32,825 --> 00:56:37,825
- oh I didn't know you were here.
715
00:56:40,739 --> 00:56:42,344
T and a.
716
00:56:42,345 --> 00:56:43,345
T and a.
717
00:56:44,209 --> 00:56:45,209
T and a.
718
00:56:45,992 --> 00:56:46,992
T and a.
719
00:56:58,470 --> 00:57:00,726
- Purity, please.
720
00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:03,113
Just try one sip.
721
00:57:05,190 --> 00:57:07,340
- Oh please Brent, I
hate it when guys beg.
722
00:57:25,009 --> 00:57:26,496
- Far out, that makes 10 to nine.
723
00:57:26,497 --> 00:57:28,669
- I don't know how you do it.
724
00:57:28,670 --> 00:57:30,835
- The girls here, we're a team.
725
00:57:37,380 --> 00:57:40,419
Okay everybody, time to go home.
726
00:57:40,420 --> 00:57:42,974
I hate to do this but I gotta lock up.
727
00:57:42,975 --> 00:57:46,619
- You won, Merna, you got 235, again.
728
00:57:46,620 --> 00:57:48,873
- What was my score?
- 40.
729
00:57:50,550 --> 00:57:52,150
Then you always get 40.
730
00:57:53,395 --> 00:57:54,812
Gutterball queen.
731
00:57:59,906 --> 00:58:01,073
- Hey hey hey.
732
00:58:14,907 --> 00:58:16,229
- All right, you're still open,
733
00:58:16,230 --> 00:58:17,680
we'll take five lanes, Merna.
734
00:58:18,650 --> 00:58:19,899
- Out, guys.
735
00:58:19,900 --> 00:58:21,589
- What, you afraid to take us on?
736
00:58:21,590 --> 00:58:23,179
- You mean boys against girls?
737
00:58:23,180 --> 00:58:24,879
- Yeah.
- Yeah I'm up for that.
738
00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:27,139
- That's old business.
739
00:58:27,140 --> 00:58:28,581
- Not for me.
740
00:58:28,582 --> 00:58:29,734
- Well I got a little something to make it
741
00:58:29,735 --> 00:58:31,201
a little more interesting.
742
00:58:31,202 --> 00:58:32,779
- Uh-oh.
743
00:58:32,780 --> 00:58:34,944
- How about a game of strip bowling?
744
00:58:34,945 --> 00:58:36,945
Strip bowling?
745
00:58:55,358 --> 00:58:57,082
♪ shake that thing, shake, shake ♪
746
00:58:57,083 --> 00:58:59,486
♪ shake that thing, shake, shake ♪
747
00:59:01,418 --> 00:59:03,468
♪ when you shake that
thing, shake, shake ♪
748
00:59:03,469 --> 00:59:08,136
♪ take it baby, shake it all night long ♪
749
00:59:12,842 --> 00:59:15,842
♪ babe I reach your
head down to my toes ♪
750
00:59:15,843 --> 00:59:20,611
♪ just follow where my baby goes ♪
751
00:59:20,612 --> 00:59:22,163
♪ I say shake that thing, shake, shake ♪
752
00:59:22,164 --> 00:59:24,200
♪ shake that thing, shake, shake ♪
753
00:59:24,201 --> 00:59:27,361
♪ when you shake that
thing, shake, shake ♪
754
00:59:27,362 --> 00:59:30,862
♪ shake it all night long ♪
755
00:59:57,876 --> 00:59:59,683
♪ I said shake that thing, shake, shake ♪
756
00:59:59,684 --> 01:00:01,699
♪ shake that thing, shake, shake ♪
757
01:00:01,700 --> 01:00:03,846
♪ those bells do ring, shake, shake ♪
758
01:00:03,847 --> 01:00:05,846
♪ when you shake that
thing, shake, shake ♪
759
01:00:05,847 --> 01:00:10,463
♪ shake it all night long, yeah ♪
760
01:00:10,464 --> 01:00:12,112
♪ shake that thing, shake, shake ♪
761
01:00:12,113 --> 01:00:14,196
♪ shake that thing, shake, shake ♪
762
01:00:14,197 --> 01:00:15,891
♪ those bells do ring ♪
763
01:00:15,892 --> 01:00:18,462
♪ when you shake that
thing, shake, shake ♪
764
01:00:18,463 --> 01:00:22,999
♪ shake it all night long ♪
765
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:25,875
♪ I said shake that thing, shake, shake ♪
766
01:00:32,773 --> 01:00:34,413
- It's stuck!
767
01:00:34,414 --> 01:00:35,414
It's stuck!
768
01:00:36,471 --> 01:00:38,054
I can't get it out!
769
01:00:41,783 --> 01:00:43,723
Will you guys help?
770
01:00:47,030 --> 01:00:49,796
- Brent, hold the rear, Mel
and I have got the front.
771
01:00:49,797 --> 01:00:51,029
- Okay?
- Tear that sucker off.
772
01:00:51,030 --> 01:00:52,648
- Okay pull.
773
01:00:59,598 --> 01:01:02,805
- You're pulling on the wrong ball!
774
01:01:02,806 --> 01:01:05,459
- I know, I'll whack it off.
- No!
775
01:01:05,460 --> 01:01:06,525
- I have a hack saw out in the car.
776
01:01:06,526 --> 01:01:07,358
- No!
777
01:01:07,359 --> 01:01:09,223
- Hey guys, this always works.
778
01:01:10,178 --> 01:01:11,178
- No!
779
01:01:12,690 --> 01:01:14,479
- We've got a better idea.
780
01:01:14,480 --> 01:01:15,493
Come on, girls.
781
01:01:23,129 --> 01:01:24,462
- Howie.
- Howie.
782
01:01:26,468 --> 01:01:27,468
- Howie.
783
01:01:28,990 --> 01:01:29,990
Howie.
784
01:01:31,981 --> 01:01:32,981
Howie.
785
01:01:35,336 --> 01:01:36,336
Howie.
786
01:01:37,819 --> 01:01:38,819
Howie.
787
01:01:40,979 --> 01:01:42,312
Howie.
788
01:01:56,132 --> 01:01:57,132
- Gee girls.
789
01:01:58,625 --> 01:01:59,625
Thanks.
790
01:02:01,234 --> 01:02:02,567
My first strike.
791
01:02:36,710 --> 01:02:39,411
- Top of the morning, girlies!
792
01:02:39,412 --> 01:02:44,062
I am miss Svodclaire, your
substitute teacher for today.
793
01:02:44,063 --> 01:02:46,230
Oh my, my, my, my, my, my-
794
01:02:47,731 --> 01:02:50,481
my, just love clothes, don't you?
795
01:02:51,993 --> 01:02:52,993
- My god.
796
01:02:54,790 --> 01:02:58,139
- Oh, I'm sure this
morning's class will be
797
01:02:58,140 --> 01:03:00,799
absolutely delightful.
798
01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:03,299
Oh, miss roach is sorry
she couldn't make it,
799
01:03:03,300 --> 01:03:06,167
but it seems she's sort
of tied up.
800
01:03:09,117 --> 01:03:11,838
Now girls it's time to
get you all measured up
801
01:03:11,839 --> 01:03:14,721
for your final fittings, we
want your homecoming formals
802
01:03:14,722 --> 01:03:18,879
to fit you just, we want
to fit you just right.
803
01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:23,317
So line up girlies and
we'll size you up.
804
01:03:23,318 --> 01:03:24,399
- Should we take off our tops?
805
01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:26,299
Yes, yes, yes!
806
01:03:26,300 --> 01:03:28,217
Yes I have to say yes.
807
01:03:28,218 --> 01:03:32,280
Please take off your tops.
808
01:03:38,688 --> 01:03:39,688
Hurry.
809
01:03:45,847 --> 01:03:49,430
Please, please.
810
01:03:52,204 --> 01:03:53,371
Line up class.
811
01:04:00,973 --> 01:04:05,973
Quickly girls, very nice.
812
01:04:07,778 --> 01:04:11,736
Mm, very nice bra.
813
01:04:11,737 --> 01:04:13,637
10, very nice, thank you.
814
01:04:15,304 --> 01:04:16,387
Oh yes, a 36.
815
01:04:18,435 --> 01:04:20,283
Pretty, pretty, pretty.
816
01:04:20,284 --> 01:04:21,284
Next
817
01:04:22,138 --> 01:04:24,048
Hm, very nice.
818
01:04:24,049 --> 01:04:25,252
Do do do do do.
819
01:04:27,859 --> 01:04:28,859
Next
820
01:04:30,684 --> 01:04:31,684
oh my.
821
01:04:32,438 --> 01:04:34,269
- Sorry, miss Svodclaire, but
I'm not wearing a bra today.
822
01:04:34,270 --> 01:04:37,497
- So I see, you naughty little girl.
823
01:04:37,498 --> 01:04:38,498
Please.
824
01:04:39,697 --> 01:04:41,047
- Not wearing a bra?
825
01:04:41,048 --> 01:04:41,880
Left it at the drive-in perhaps?
826
01:04:41,881 --> 01:04:44,379
- Now girls let's not be catty.
827
01:04:44,380 --> 01:04:47,597
We have a lot of work to do today, yes?
828
01:04:56,003 --> 01:04:58,063
- I think I know these hands.
- Shut up.
829
01:04:59,390 --> 01:05:01,343
- You're next, Purity.
830
01:05:47,540 --> 01:05:49,320
- Fuck a duck, it's roach.
831
01:06:08,326 --> 01:06:09,748
Thank you, thank you.
832
01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:18,609
- If you wanna follow her career,
833
01:07:18,610 --> 01:07:20,919
she'll be up at my place a little later.
834
01:07:20,920 --> 01:07:22,209
Seriously, folks.
835
01:07:22,210 --> 01:07:25,669
I don't wanna say this
next girl is really built,
836
01:07:25,670 --> 01:07:27,459
but the first time I removed her bra,
837
01:07:27,460 --> 01:07:30,123
I found a family of
pygmies living in there.
838
01:07:31,370 --> 01:07:32,649
- Ah get off the stage!
839
01:07:32,650 --> 01:07:34,509
- Yeah, bring on the tits!
840
01:07:34,510 --> 01:07:36,459
- Well actually most girls like
to bring them on themselves
841
01:07:36,460 --> 01:07:40,289
so without further delay, buck
flamingo is proud to present
842
01:07:40,290 --> 01:07:43,249
the girl voted most likely to
put an end to world hunger,
843
01:07:43,250 --> 01:07:44,610
miss anatomical.
844
01:08:34,169 --> 01:08:36,945
Oh I can't believe.
845
01:08:36,946 --> 01:08:38,746
She's breaking the laws
of gravity.
846
01:08:41,750 --> 01:08:44,739
- Breaking my ass, that bra
is making everything go up.
847
01:08:44,740 --> 01:08:45,892
- Fan-fucking-tastic.
848
01:08:45,893 --> 01:08:48,586
- Unbe-fucking-lievable.
849
01:09:04,535 --> 01:09:06,728
- Get up there, Tim, she's your kinda gal.
850
01:09:06,729 --> 01:09:09,057
- She looks like everybody's kinda gal.
851
01:09:09,058 --> 01:09:10,902
- Yeah, all at once.
852
01:09:10,903 --> 01:09:11,749
- Your big night, buddy boy.
853
01:09:11,750 --> 01:09:14,279
- Hey baby, why don't you
bring those over here?
854
01:09:14,280 --> 01:09:16,079
I want them to meet a friend of mine.
855
01:09:16,080 --> 01:09:18,132
His name's Abe Lincoln.
856
01:09:18,133 --> 01:09:19,453
- She's coming, what should I do?
857
01:09:20,231 --> 01:09:21,775
Give her the money.
858
01:09:26,109 --> 01:09:27,149
Five dollars.
859
01:09:27,150 --> 01:09:28,150
Take it.
860
01:09:30,995 --> 01:09:31,995
Please?
861
01:09:33,340 --> 01:09:34,340
Where's she going?
862
01:09:35,260 --> 01:09:37,862
Maybe we should have given her a 20.
863
01:10:00,692 --> 01:10:02,259
Stuckoff!
864
01:10:02,260 --> 01:10:03,260
- Check it out.
865
01:10:04,720 --> 01:10:07,358
- Look at that.
- Can you believe it?
866
01:10:07,359 --> 01:10:09,822
- I think we're witnessing
history in the making.
867
01:10:09,823 --> 01:10:11,113
- That's the principal.
868
01:10:11,114 --> 01:10:13,443
- We better record this for posterity.
869
01:10:14,560 --> 01:10:15,583
Let's get a shot.
870
01:10:16,770 --> 01:10:17,833
- Take that picture.
871
01:10:24,880 --> 01:10:27,429
You got it, our passport to freedom.
872
01:10:27,430 --> 01:10:28,639
No more detention, we're gonna hold this
873
01:10:28,640 --> 01:10:29,813
over Stuckoff's head.
874
01:10:31,726 --> 01:10:33,879
- Isn't that blackmail?
- Yeah.
875
01:10:33,880 --> 01:10:35,619
- Hey Jerkovski, just think.
876
01:10:35,620 --> 01:10:37,719
You won't have to freeze
your ass off anymore.
877
01:10:37,720 --> 01:10:39,079
You can choke the chicken right in
878
01:10:39,080 --> 01:10:41,033
Stuckoff's private office.
879
01:10:41,034 --> 01:10:42,429
- Never thought of that.
880
01:10:42,430 --> 01:10:43,933
- Here's your breakfast, guys.
881
01:10:47,950 --> 01:10:51,355
- Uh Rhonda, I didn't order
any sausage, only eggs.
882
01:10:51,356 --> 01:10:53,523
- Well there's no problem.
883
01:10:54,630 --> 01:10:55,633
We can fix that.
884
01:11:02,867 --> 01:11:04,534
- That's incredible!
885
01:11:06,615 --> 01:11:08,282
- Will you marry me?
886
01:11:13,310 --> 01:11:16,349
- Oh drag, if it isn't miss Purity Busch
887
01:11:16,350 --> 01:11:17,600
joining us for breakfast.
888
01:11:21,520 --> 01:11:23,280
- Homecoming special, please.
889
01:11:35,652 --> 01:11:38,203
♪ knock knock, who's there ♪
890
01:11:38,204 --> 01:11:39,413
- I just lost my appetite.
891
01:11:44,257 --> 01:11:45,799
- Here you go.
892
01:11:45,800 --> 01:11:47,893
- Hey, hey look, she ordered sausage.
893
01:11:49,590 --> 01:11:50,869
- You think she can do that too?
894
01:11:50,870 --> 01:11:52,373
- Rhonda did it.
895
01:11:52,374 --> 01:11:54,705
Bootsie sure as hell can do it.
896
01:11:54,706 --> 01:11:55,538
- Don't you think Purity's gonna do it?
897
01:11:55,539 --> 01:11:57,353
- Pipe down, she's going for it.
898
01:12:06,757 --> 01:12:07,757
- Here goes.
899
01:12:13,124 --> 01:12:13,956
- That does it.
900
01:12:13,957 --> 01:12:15,667
We can't let this go on.
901
01:12:15,668 --> 01:12:16,500
- Well what can we do,
we haven't been able
902
01:12:16,501 --> 01:12:17,469
to get her so far.
903
01:12:17,470 --> 01:12:19,559
- All right all right
Howie and I got an idea
904
01:12:19,560 --> 01:12:21,460
and this time this will,
905
01:12:22,707 --> 01:12:25,748
Bootsie, Rhonda, come over here.
906
01:12:25,749 --> 01:12:30,549
Now listen, this is our
final chance, right?
907
01:12:30,550 --> 01:12:32,793
And there's only one
thing we haven't tried.
908
01:12:33,680 --> 01:12:34,680
- What's that?
909
01:12:36,450 --> 01:12:37,450
- Magnetism.
910
01:12:58,561 --> 01:13:00,387
♪ I was born to bop, I was born to bop ♪
911
01:13:00,388 --> 01:13:02,527
♪ and I'm sure to shake it down ♪
912
01:13:02,528 --> 01:13:05,795
♪ I was born to bop,
bop that beat around ♪
913
01:13:05,796 --> 01:13:08,467
♪ yeah I was born to bop
and I'll never stop ♪
914
01:13:08,468 --> 01:13:10,442
♪ I got both feet on the ground ♪
915
01:13:10,443 --> 01:13:15,443
♪ I was born to bop, I'll
bop that beat around ♪
916
01:13:21,211 --> 01:13:23,462
♪ you think he's got rhythm ♪
917
01:13:23,463 --> 01:13:25,241
♪ next man got the blues ♪
918
01:13:25,242 --> 01:13:27,223
♪ get your cactus, Kenny ♪
919
01:13:27,224 --> 01:13:29,364
♪ I'll grab my rocking shoes ♪
920
01:13:29,365 --> 01:13:31,099
♪ I was born to bop, I was born to bop ♪
921
01:13:31,100 --> 01:13:33,461
♪ and I'm sure they do shake it down ♪
922
01:13:33,462 --> 01:13:37,582
♪ I was born to bop,
bop that beat around ♪
923
01:13:37,583 --> 01:13:39,311
♪ I was born to bop and I'll never stop ♪
924
01:13:39,312 --> 01:13:41,567
♪ I got both feet on the ground ♪
925
01:13:41,568 --> 01:13:44,521
♪ I was born to bop,
bop that beat around ♪
926
01:14:00,446 --> 01:14:01,982
♪ I was born to bop, I was born to bop ♪
927
01:14:01,983 --> 01:14:04,324
♪ and I'm sure they do shake it down ♪
928
01:14:04,325 --> 01:14:07,976
♪ I was born to bop,
bop that beat around ♪
929
01:14:07,977 --> 01:14:10,286
♪ yes I was born to bop
and I'll never stop ♪
930
01:14:10,287 --> 01:14:12,317
♪ I got both feet on the ground ♪
931
01:14:12,318 --> 01:14:16,733
♪ I was born to bop,
bop that beat around ♪
932
01:14:16,734 --> 01:14:18,938
♪ I was born, born, born to bop ♪
933
01:14:18,939 --> 01:14:20,995
♪ I was born, born, born to bop ♪
934
01:14:20,996 --> 01:14:22,826
♪ born, born, born to bop ♪
935
01:14:22,827 --> 01:14:24,713
♪ born, born, born to bop ♪
936
01:14:24,714 --> 01:14:29,047
♪ born to bop, bop that beat around ♪
937
01:15:29,733 --> 01:15:30,899
- I hope you realize I
gave up my Friday night
938
01:15:30,900 --> 01:15:32,050
cruising for this.
939
01:15:32,960 --> 01:15:35,419
- Don't worry, we're in
for quite a memorable show.
940
01:15:35,420 --> 01:15:37,070
- Memory deserves to be recorded.
941
01:15:40,420 --> 01:15:42,495
- Jeepers creepers it's the roach coach.
942
01:15:46,956 --> 01:15:48,367
It's all right, it's okay,
943
01:15:48,368 --> 01:15:50,769
we do better than t and a.
944
01:15:50,770 --> 01:15:53,233
Bs, bs, rah rah rah rah rah.
945
01:15:53,234 --> 01:15:54,234
Yay team!
946
01:15:57,445 --> 01:16:00,136
T and a is proud to say
947
01:16:00,137 --> 01:16:02,637
that t and a goes all the way!
948
01:16:09,959 --> 01:16:11,839
- The thing, the thing, one, two, three.
949
01:16:11,840 --> 01:16:12,672
Is this thing on?
950
01:16:12,673 --> 01:16:14,249
Is this thing working?
951
01:16:14,250 --> 01:16:15,699
- How's it going down there?
952
01:16:15,700 --> 01:16:17,409
Is everything all set?
953
01:16:17,410 --> 01:16:19,100
- Ready when you are.
954
01:16:20,317 --> 01:16:24,519
- Good evening and welcome to
our annual homecoming game.
955
01:16:24,520 --> 01:16:26,899
Before we start, I'm
sure that each one of you
956
01:16:26,900 --> 01:16:30,120
would like to join with
me in thanking Mrs. Roach.
957
01:16:33,020 --> 01:16:35,959
Who despite a recent
mishap has made this event
958
01:16:35,960 --> 01:16:37,809
the biggest and best ever.
959
01:16:37,810 --> 01:16:40,466
- Bigger than you think, Stuckoff.
960
01:16:40,467 --> 01:16:43,259
- And now it is my
pleasure to present to you
961
01:16:43,260 --> 01:16:46,619
this year's homecoming
queen, miss Purity Busch,
962
01:16:46,620 --> 01:16:50,030
who will honor us by
singing our national anthem.
963
01:16:57,250 --> 01:16:59,619
- Thanks so much, Principal Stuckoff.
964
01:16:59,620 --> 01:17:02,549
And to all you students
and teachers who have made
965
01:17:02,550 --> 01:17:06,549
my four years at Taft and
Adams the best time in my life.
966
01:17:06,550 --> 01:17:09,149
Tonight I would like to perform for you
967
01:17:09,150 --> 01:17:11,703
in order to show my gratitude.
968
01:17:11,704 --> 01:17:14,009
- I'd like to see your gratitude.
969
01:17:14,010 --> 01:17:16,893
- And now will you all please rise.
970
01:17:17,940 --> 01:17:20,690
- God I hope Jerkovski doesn't
take that the wrong way.
971
01:17:22,124 --> 01:17:25,228
♪ oh say can you see ♪
972
01:17:25,229 --> 01:17:28,567
♪ by the dawn's early light ♪
973
01:17:28,568 --> 01:17:32,045
♪ what so proudly we hailed ♪
974
01:17:32,046 --> 01:17:35,618
♪ at the twilight's last gleaming ♪
975
01:17:35,619 --> 01:17:38,785
♪ and the rocket's red glare ♪
976
01:17:38,786 --> 01:17:42,352
♪ the bombs bursting in air ♪
977
01:17:42,353 --> 01:17:45,829
♪ gave proof through the night ♪
978
01:17:45,830 --> 01:17:49,376
♪ that our flag was still there ♪
979
01:17:49,377 --> 01:17:54,377
♪ oh say does that star
spangled banner yet wave ♪
980
01:17:58,554 --> 01:18:02,481
♪ o'er the land of the free ♪
981
01:18:09,830 --> 01:18:13,497
♪ and the home of the brave ♪
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