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- Oh, no.
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[jaunty hollow music]
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♪
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- Is something wrong
with the omelet?
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Did I use too much chèvre?
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Or is it too little chèvre?
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Which is it, too much chèvre,
or too little chèvre?
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- Do you mind not saying
"chèvre" anymore?
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- No problem.
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Are you okay?
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- Hm?
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Yeah, I just have a--
a lot to do
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before the homecoming dance.
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Will you help me with
my zombie makeup later?
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- Yeah, it'd be my pleasure.
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- What are you writing?
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- Tonight's my first ever
high school dance,
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so I want to ensure that I have
the proper teen experience.
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I'm making a list
of '80s movie clichés
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that I want to make happen.
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- Can I see it?
- Yeah.
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- So number one is
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"be crowned homecoming king."
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- Mm-hm.
Mm-hm.
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I know that
might seem unlikely,
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but that's exactly why
it's going to happen.
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In '80s movies, it's always
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the most unlikely person,
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typically the nerdy kid with
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the most fully-realized
character arc,
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who gets crowned king.
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I'm a nerd,
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and I came back from the dead.
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Can't get a better
character arc than that, right?
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Plus, the theme of the dance
is, you know, inspired by me,
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so should be a shoe-in.
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- Right.
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The problem with that is, um,
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they crowned king and queen
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earlier this week
at the homecoming parade.
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- What?
Really?
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Who got picked?
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- Ah, Bev Fitternick
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and uh, Luke Sullivan.
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- O-okay, Bev, I get.
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You know, she's a bit of
a nerd,
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and she overcame gout, which,
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if we're talking
character arcs,
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I wouldn't necessarily
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put at the top of the list, but
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but Luke Sullivan?
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What kind of character arc
did that kid have?
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"Awesome, good-looking guy
transforms into
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slightly more awesome,
good-looking guy"?
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But you know what?
It's okay.
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I've got plenty more clichés
to get through.
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- Okay, what do you think?
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Is it too slutty?
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- No, no, it's not slutty.
- Damn it!
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I want too slutty,
and I want something
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that's going to
make Bethany regret
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not going to homecoming
with me.
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- Mm-hm.
- I could
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go more conservative,
you know?
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Leave a little
to the imagination.
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- Yeah, totally.
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- Or maybe, I could just
shave my dog
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and pour hot glue
all over myself
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and just cover my body
with dog hair.
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- Mm-hm, yeah.
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No, that sounds--
that sounds great.
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- Okay, Charles, wake up.
[claps]
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- What? I--
I'm--yes, I'm up.
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- You know the zombie dance
isn't until later tonight?
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Why are you being all "Walking
Dead" on me right now?
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- I don't--I don't know.
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I, um--I just...
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- You just... what?
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Talk to me.
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- Okay.
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I'm gonna tell you,
but you have to promise
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not to tell anyone else.
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- Right, I promise, I promise.
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- Okay, um, I had a s--
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like, a sex dream.
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About Ben.
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- You had a sex dream
with Ben?
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That's it?
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Big freaking deal.
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- No, what?
That--yes!
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It's a huge freaking deal,
Wren.
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This is--this is Ben Bloom.
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- Was it any good?
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Holy shit!
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You're blushing!
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Okay, wait.
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Give me all the details.
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I want to know everything.
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- [sighs] Uh, no.
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I--no, I don't think so.
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- Bitch, I wasted a promise
on this.
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The least you can do is
give me some goddamn details.
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- Okay, all right.
Settle down.
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Okay, so I was--
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I was the proprietor
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of a small but thriving ranch
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in the hills of Montana.
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Um, and Ben--he was
my ranch hand,
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and, uh, I was coming back
from a horseback ride.
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He was baling hay in the barn,
and...
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s--one thing kind of, like,
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led to another, and, uh...
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we had, you know...
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- Mm-hm.
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Well, did you, you know,
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do it on the barn floor, or...
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- No.
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We, uh--we, like,
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we--we did it
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on my horse.
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- Okay.
I was wrong.
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This is the best thing
I've ever heard.
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- I mean, what do you think
it means, though?
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Is it my brain telling me
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that, like, I like Ben?
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- No, it was a dream.
Dreams are meaningless.
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You know, last week,
I had a dream that
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I had sex with Flo from
those insurance commercials.
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It doesn't mean
I'm in love with Flo.
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Although she does seem
like someone
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I could really
settle down with.
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- Um...
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So you don't think
I have anything
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to, like, worry about?
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- Worry about what?
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Charles, if you like Ben,
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believe me, you'd be
the first to know.
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- You're right.
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- So was it dead Ben,
or alive Ben?
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- It was dead Ben.
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- He is actually hotter
now that he's dead.
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[upbeat music]
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- Yeah.
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♪
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- How you doing? Do you
need any water or anything?
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- No, I'm fine.
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Thank you.
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- Um, do you mind
closing your eyes
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for just a second?
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[softly]
Okay.
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Okay.
You can open them now.
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Is this what you want?
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Hey, is this what you want?
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- I don't know what I want.
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- Did I use too much
eye shadow?
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- All right, ready to go?
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- Oh, what--
what are you doing?
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- Excuse me?
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- I told you to let me know
when you were coming down.
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- What are you talking about?
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- In every high school movie,
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there's a moment
before the dance
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where the girl comes
down the stairs in her dress.
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The guy sees her
for the first time,
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and he's so blown away
by how good she looks,
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all he can say is,
"Wow."
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It's on my list of clichés.
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You gotta go upstairs
and come back down again.
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- You've already seen me.
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- Uh-uh--do it!
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- [softly]
Okay...
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- Um...
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All right, you can come down
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in three,
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two,
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one.
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['80s romantic music plays]
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♪
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Wow.
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♪
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- Okay, can we go now?
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- Yeah, let's rock and roll.
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You really do look great,
though.
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[William Bolton's "Angel Boy"]
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- ♪ Heartbreak
like a sad romance ♪
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- Okay.
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- ♪--I'm not your man
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♪ I can blow your mind
like whoa ♪
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♪ Why be faithful
when you got hoes ♪
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♪ Drop top and off we go
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♪ We go pop off
that's how we roll ♪
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- Hey, guys.
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So?
What do you think?
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- Oh, I think you look
really great, Luke.
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- I mean the decorations,
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but I'll take that, too.
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- Oh.
No, yeah.
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No, the--no, the decorations
look great.
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- I don't know if you can tell,
but I was able to salvage
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some of your ideas.
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Yeah, the--the haunted forest
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you know, is right there,
and, um,
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we turned the meadow
into a graveyard,
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but the basic idea
is still there.
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- But I threw those drawings
in the trash.
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- Yeah, well, I may have
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fished them out of the trash.
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- Really?
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You went through the garbage
for me?
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That's so...
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- Gross.
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Unsanitary.
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Desperate.
- It's considerate.
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- Eh.
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Not the word I would use,
but sure.
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- Uh...
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Well,
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I have some
king-related duties
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I need to attend to.
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I'll see you guys around.
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- Farewell, Your Majesty.
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- Ben.
- [laughs] No, no, he's right.
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I deserve it.
I mean,
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can't believe they're making me
wear this dumb thing.
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♪
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- Where do you think
the refreshments table is?
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- What?
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- Oh, it's--it's for
my list of clichés.
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In all teen movies,
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there's a comically-oversized
bowl of red punch
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that some rapscallion
inevitably spikes.
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Tonight... [laughs]
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[whispering]
I'm that rapscallion.
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- Hey, Ben.
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Look at us.
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We're twins!
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[laughs]
- Mason.
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Yeah, man, it's like--
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it's like looking in a mirror.
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- Right?
[laughs]
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[growls]
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[hesitant laughter]
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See you on the dance floor.
- All right.
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- [growls]
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- [clears throat]
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[sighs] Let's groove!
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- ♪ Angel boy
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[energetic pop music]
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♪
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- So you have a wife, or...
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- I'm divorced, actually.
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- Cool.
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I'm single, too.
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So, you, like,
live in a house, or...
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- Yes, Mitch,
I live in a... house.
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- Sweet.
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I love houses.
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Always have.
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♪
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- Hey, VP Kelly.
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[sighs] [clears throat]
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Man, I'm parched.
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Where can I find
the refreshments table?
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- There isn't one, Benjamin.
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- What do you mean,
there isn't one?
266
00:10:17,310 --> 00:10:19,520
There's no comically-oversized
bowl of red punch?
267
00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:21,480
- No, we stopped serving punch
years ago.
268
00:10:21,586 --> 00:10:24,996
Some rapscallion
would inevitably spike it.
269
00:10:25,103 --> 00:10:26,973
- What kind of dance is this?
270
00:10:27,068 --> 00:10:28,518
- I know
you're being rhetorical,
271
00:10:28,620 --> 00:10:31,140
but the answer is
"a responsible one."
272
00:10:31,241 --> 00:10:36,831
♪
273
00:10:36,931 --> 00:10:40,001
- I shot a guy yesterday.
274
00:10:43,931 --> 00:10:46,211
It was just instinct.
275
00:10:46,310 --> 00:10:52,760
♪
276
00:11:01,137 --> 00:11:02,997
- Hey, can I have my phone?
277
00:11:04,517 --> 00:11:06,097
- Hello, Charles.
278
00:11:06,206 --> 00:11:07,336
Cowboy.
279
00:11:07,448 --> 00:11:09,028
- What did you just call me?
280
00:11:09,137 --> 00:11:09,967
- Nothing.
281
00:11:10,068 --> 00:11:11,548
Hey, let me get your opinion.
282
00:11:11,655 --> 00:11:13,445
Which one of these looks says
283
00:11:13,551 --> 00:11:15,141
"Bethany, I'm disappointed
in you
284
00:11:15,241 --> 00:11:16,721
"for not coming to the dance
with me.
285
00:11:16,827 --> 00:11:18,027
"Why can't you just grow up
286
00:11:18,137 --> 00:11:20,307
and embrace who you are,
you stupid Republican dick?"
287
00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:23,103
This one...
288
00:11:23,206 --> 00:11:24,236
- It's good.
289
00:11:24,344 --> 00:11:27,554
- Or this one?
290
00:11:27,655 --> 00:11:28,615
- Definitely the second one.
291
00:11:28,724 --> 00:11:31,904
- Got it.
Thanks.
292
00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:32,930
[muttering] Funny.
[laughs]
293
00:11:33,034 --> 00:11:34,214
- [laughs] Oh, no, no, no.
294
00:11:34,310 --> 00:11:38,100
No, this simply won't do.
- What?
295
00:11:38,206 --> 00:11:40,306
- This is my first and probably
last high school dance.
296
00:11:40,413 --> 00:11:42,833
I will not have you just spoil
it by being on your phones.
297
00:11:42,931 --> 00:11:44,901
- Christ, you sound like
my dad.
298
00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,590
- Is that supposed to be
an insult?
299
00:11:46,689 --> 00:11:48,449
Because Kiwan Perkins
is a responsible,
300
00:11:48,551 --> 00:11:50,141
pragmatic, levelheaded
businessman,
301
00:11:50,241 --> 00:11:51,761
and being compared to him
is a compliment
302
00:11:51,862 --> 00:11:53,002
of the highest order.
- Ben.
303
00:11:53,103 --> 00:11:55,103
What do you want to do next
on your list?
304
00:11:55,206 --> 00:11:57,066
- Oh, right.
Item number four on the list,
305
00:11:57,172 --> 00:11:59,762
and probably
the most important:
306
00:11:59,862 --> 00:12:02,722
a kick-ass dance montage.
307
00:12:02,827 --> 00:12:04,787
- Too bad this is real life,
and in real life,
308
00:12:04,896 --> 00:12:07,166
there are no kick-ass
dance montages.
309
00:12:07,275 --> 00:12:10,335
- Ah, Charley Albright,
you have no imagination.
310
00:12:10,448 --> 00:12:11,338
Come on, let's go.
311
00:12:11,448 --> 00:12:12,448
- Ben...
- Let's go!
312
00:12:12,551 --> 00:12:18,031
♪
313
00:12:18,137 --> 00:12:21,237
[Johnny Stimson's
"Here We Go Again"]
314
00:12:21,344 --> 00:12:27,904
♪
315
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,100
- ♪ I've got
this love condition ♪
316
00:12:30,206 --> 00:12:32,166
♪ But I don't have a cure
317
00:12:32,275 --> 00:12:34,375
♪ Head over heels attention
318
00:12:34,482 --> 00:12:37,242
♪ It don't matter
what I'm looking for ♪
319
00:12:37,344 --> 00:12:38,484
♪
320
00:12:38,586 --> 00:12:41,516
♪ Got my dancing shoes
321
00:12:41,620 --> 00:12:42,690
♪
322
00:12:42,793 --> 00:12:47,173
♪ Wish I knew some moves
323
00:12:47,275 --> 00:12:51,825
♪ But I got nothing
to lose ♪
324
00:12:51,931 --> 00:12:55,101
♪ And I'm looking at you
325
00:12:55,206 --> 00:12:57,546
♪ Maybe I've got you
326
00:12:57,655 --> 00:12:59,715
♪ Maybe I don't
327
00:12:59,827 --> 00:13:02,377
♪ And maybe I'll love you
328
00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:03,972
♪ Maybe I won't
329
00:13:04,068 --> 00:13:06,788
♪ And I am never satisfied
330
00:13:06,896 --> 00:13:08,656
♪ Begging for more
331
00:13:08,758 --> 00:13:11,408
♪ So here we go again
332
00:13:11,517 --> 00:13:14,207
♪ Here we go
333
00:13:14,310 --> 00:13:21,340
♪
334
00:13:28,034 --> 00:13:30,594
- Oh, my God.
You like Ben.
335
00:13:30,689 --> 00:13:32,099
- ♪ But I don't have a cure
336
00:13:32,206 --> 00:13:33,996
♪ Head over heels attention
337
00:13:34,103 --> 00:13:35,903
♪ Don't matter what
I'm looking for ♪
338
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,900
- Oh, my God.
I like Ben.
339
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,070
- ♪ Got my dancing shoes
340
00:13:43,034 --> 00:13:45,104
[spacey electronic music]
341
00:13:45,206 --> 00:13:52,206
♪
342
00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:57,003
- Hey, Charley?
343
00:13:57,103 --> 00:13:59,033
They're about to do the
homecoming court slow dance,
344
00:13:59,137 --> 00:14:03,337
and... well, seeing as how
I don't have a date,
345
00:14:03,448 --> 00:14:05,928
could I get
that dance from you now?
346
00:14:06,034 --> 00:14:09,524
- Yeah.
Totally.
347
00:14:09,620 --> 00:14:11,000
- You cool with that, Ben?
348
00:14:11,103 --> 00:14:14,033
I mean, obviously, we won't
go farther than 30 feet.
349
00:14:14,137 --> 00:14:15,587
- Yeah, yeah, sure.
350
00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:16,659
You two go dance.
351
00:14:16,758 --> 00:14:18,518
Have fun.
352
00:14:18,620 --> 00:14:19,790
Not too much fun.
353
00:14:19,896 --> 00:14:22,336
Like, a respectable level
of fun.
354
00:14:22,448 --> 00:14:24,928
- [laughs]
"Respectable level of fun."
355
00:14:25,034 --> 00:14:26,344
You got it, boss.
356
00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:29,548
[Emmit Fenn's
"Blinded" playing]
357
00:14:29,655 --> 00:14:36,685
♪
358
00:14:38,827 --> 00:14:41,337
- Looks like it's just
you and me.
359
00:14:47,275 --> 00:14:49,715
- ♪ Don't need this
360
00:14:49,827 --> 00:14:51,477
- It's just me.
361
00:14:51,586 --> 00:14:55,306
♪
362
00:14:55,413 --> 00:14:58,593
- ♪ 'Cause I feel blinded
363
00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:00,929
♪ Blinded by you
364
00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:06,244
♪
365
00:15:06,344 --> 00:15:09,344
♪ Don't need this
366
00:15:09,448 --> 00:15:11,378
- You...
367
00:15:11,482 --> 00:15:15,622
You look really great dead.
368
00:15:15,724 --> 00:15:17,074
Uh...
369
00:15:17,172 --> 00:15:18,382
Wow, that--
out of context,
370
00:15:18,482 --> 00:15:20,482
that's a really creepy
thing to say.
371
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:21,516
[laughter]
372
00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:22,620
- No, you--you look
373
00:15:22,724 --> 00:15:24,694
really great dead too, Luke.
374
00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:27,283
- ♪ 'Cause I feel blinded
375
00:15:27,379 --> 00:15:32,479
♪ Blinded by you
blinded by you ♪
376
00:15:32,586 --> 00:15:34,446
♪
377
00:15:34,551 --> 00:15:37,791
- Bethany, can I, uh,
talk to you in private?
378
00:15:37,896 --> 00:15:39,546
Please?
379
00:15:39,655 --> 00:15:42,135
- Is this about
the civics project?
380
00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:44,031
- Yeah, civics.
381
00:15:44,137 --> 00:15:45,447
Whatever.
382
00:15:45,551 --> 00:15:46,551
- Um...
383
00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:47,855
Yeah, I mean, you know.
384
00:15:47,965 --> 00:15:49,965
It's--schoolwork
never ends, right?
385
00:15:50,068 --> 00:15:52,278
I'll just be right back, guys.
386
00:15:52,379 --> 00:15:53,589
♪
387
00:15:53,689 --> 00:15:58,619
- ♪ Don't need this
like I used to ♪
388
00:15:58,724 --> 00:16:00,624
♪
389
00:16:00,724 --> 00:16:03,104
- I can't do this.
390
00:16:03,206 --> 00:16:04,096
- You can't do what?
391
00:16:04,206 --> 00:16:05,756
- This.
392
00:16:05,862 --> 00:16:07,932
Pretending like I don't
have feelings for you.
393
00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:08,934
It's not me.
394
00:16:09,034 --> 00:16:10,594
It's--it's not fair.
395
00:16:10,689 --> 00:16:12,449
This isn't who I am.
396
00:16:12,551 --> 00:16:14,171
I'm not the type of person
who can just
397
00:16:14,275 --> 00:16:16,275
bottle up her emotions.
398
00:16:16,379 --> 00:16:18,829
I can only be me.
399
00:16:18,931 --> 00:16:20,171
Ugh, I know I sound like
400
00:16:20,275 --> 00:16:21,755
a soda commercial
right now, but...
401
00:16:21,862 --> 00:16:24,552
- ♪ 'Cause I feel blinded
402
00:16:24,655 --> 00:16:26,785
I can only be me.
403
00:16:26,896 --> 00:16:29,826
- Yeah, I know.
404
00:16:29,931 --> 00:16:31,071
You're right.
405
00:16:31,172 --> 00:16:32,692
- I am?
406
00:16:32,793 --> 00:16:33,723
- Yeah.
407
00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:37,927
It's--it's not fair to you.
408
00:16:38,034 --> 00:16:39,384
I'm sorry, Wren.
409
00:16:39,482 --> 00:16:41,382
I...
410
00:16:41,482 --> 00:16:44,312
I wish I was more like you.
411
00:16:44,413 --> 00:16:48,173
I would settle to be
a little like you.
412
00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:52,405
You're so... brave,
413
00:16:52,517 --> 00:16:55,517
but...
414
00:16:55,620 --> 00:16:58,830
- But what?
415
00:16:58,931 --> 00:17:01,861
- But I'm not you.
416
00:17:01,965 --> 00:17:03,305
♪
417
00:17:03,413 --> 00:17:07,833
- ♪ Don't need this
like I used to ♪
418
00:17:07,931 --> 00:17:12,791
♪
419
00:17:12,896 --> 00:17:15,206
♪ 'Cause I feel blinded
420
00:17:15,310 --> 00:17:17,900
♪ Blinded by you
421
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:21,100
♪
422
00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:25,026
- Dude, you are a genius.
423
00:17:25,137 --> 00:17:26,787
- What are you talking about?
424
00:17:26,896 --> 00:17:29,756
- I mean, this whole scheme
you got going with Charley.
425
00:17:29,862 --> 00:17:32,342
- Scheme?
What scheme?
426
00:17:32,448 --> 00:17:35,208
- This whole "magical necklace,
30 feet" bullshit.
427
00:17:35,310 --> 00:17:36,930
I mean, it's a genius move.
428
00:17:37,034 --> 00:17:38,624
If you were alive,
429
00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:41,214
Charley wouldn't have anything
to do with a guy like you.
430
00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:44,930
But now,
she can't get away from you.
431
00:17:45,034 --> 00:17:47,004
Literally.
[laughs]
432
00:17:47,103 --> 00:17:48,283
You seriously gotta
hook me up
433
00:17:48,379 --> 00:17:50,099
with whoever gave
those necklaces.
434
00:17:50,206 --> 00:17:53,616
I want to use them
on Susie Fleckman.
435
00:17:53,724 --> 00:17:56,904
And there she is.
436
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,000
I'll be right back.
437
00:17:59,103 --> 00:18:00,593
♪
438
00:18:00,689 --> 00:18:05,029
- ♪ Don't need this
like I used to ♪
439
00:18:05,137 --> 00:18:09,857
♪
440
00:18:09,965 --> 00:18:12,275
♪ 'Cause I feel blinded
441
00:18:12,379 --> 00:18:14,589
♪ Blinded by you
442
00:18:14,689 --> 00:18:19,209
♪
443
00:18:24,344 --> 00:18:25,284
- Hey, Ben.
444
00:18:25,379 --> 00:18:26,899
- Hey, Charley.
445
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,930
What are you wearing?
- Oh.
446
00:18:29,034 --> 00:18:32,004
Just this dumb dress
my mom picked out for me.
447
00:18:32,103 --> 00:18:33,103
It looks stupid.
448
00:18:33,206 --> 00:18:34,236
- No.
449
00:18:34,344 --> 00:18:36,664
I think you look nice.
450
00:18:36,758 --> 00:18:37,858
Take a seat.
451
00:18:37,965 --> 00:18:40,025
I wanted to do a card trick
I want to show you.
452
00:18:40,137 --> 00:18:41,757
- Can you show me later?
453
00:18:41,862 --> 00:18:44,072
Abby Fletcher asked me
to have lunch with her.
454
00:18:44,172 --> 00:18:45,312
- Oh, that's okay.
455
00:18:45,413 --> 00:18:46,763
I can show it to you
over there.
456
00:18:46,862 --> 00:18:48,622
I work better
with bigger crowds anyway.
457
00:18:48,724 --> 00:18:51,484
- Actually,
she invited just me.
458
00:18:51,586 --> 00:18:54,616
I feel like it'd be rude
if you came, too.
459
00:18:54,724 --> 00:18:57,524
But I can
put a good word in for you,
460
00:18:57,620 --> 00:19:01,550
and then we'll all eat lunch
together tomorrow, okay?
461
00:19:01,655 --> 00:19:03,275
- Okay.
462
00:19:03,379 --> 00:19:05,139
You're not wearing
your necklace.
463
00:19:05,241 --> 00:19:06,831
- Oh.
464
00:19:06,931 --> 00:19:08,381
Yeah.
465
00:19:08,482 --> 00:19:12,242
Guess I must have forgot
to put it on.
466
00:19:12,344 --> 00:19:15,244
I'll see you later, Ben.
467
00:19:15,344 --> 00:19:17,624
- See you.
468
00:19:23,206 --> 00:19:26,096
[Emmit Fenn's "Blinded"]
469
00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:31,306
- ♪ Blinded by you
470
00:19:31,413 --> 00:19:36,103
♪ Don't need this like
I used to ♪
471
00:19:36,206 --> 00:19:37,516
♪
472
00:19:37,620 --> 00:19:40,720
- Hey, what did you want
to talk about?
473
00:19:40,827 --> 00:19:42,027
Ben?
474
00:19:42,137 --> 00:19:44,757
Will you slow down?
You're scaring me.
475
00:19:44,862 --> 00:19:47,412
- Charley.
476
00:19:47,517 --> 00:19:49,897
I need to come clean
about something.
477
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:53,860
- Okay, what?
478
00:19:53,965 --> 00:19:55,995
- Remember that day we were
trying to find Madam Fortuna,
479
00:19:56,103 --> 00:19:58,283
and we stopped at a bookstore?
480
00:19:58,379 --> 00:20:00,859
- Sure.
481
00:20:00,965 --> 00:20:03,095
- I lied to you.
482
00:20:03,206 --> 00:20:05,376
It wasn't a dead end.
483
00:20:05,482 --> 00:20:07,692
The guy inside
gave me her address.
484
00:20:07,793 --> 00:20:09,073
- What?
485
00:20:09,172 --> 00:20:11,412
Wait, are you kidding?
Why would you lie about that?
486
00:20:11,517 --> 00:20:13,277
- I thought that if we found
Madam Fortuna,
487
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:14,719
she'd be able to
break the spell,
488
00:20:14,827 --> 00:20:16,897
and we wouldn't need
to be near each other anymore.
489
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,520
It's stupid, I know, but
490
00:20:18,620 --> 00:20:20,690
I thought that if you had
to be near me,
491
00:20:20,793 --> 00:20:22,383
you would start
to like me again.
492
00:20:22,482 --> 00:20:24,522
- Ben, that's ridiculous.
493
00:20:26,896 --> 00:20:28,756
Wait, is this--
494
00:20:28,862 --> 00:20:32,412
is this one of your
high school movie clichés?
495
00:20:32,517 --> 00:20:35,757
To force some sort of
big emotional climax?
496
00:20:35,862 --> 00:20:38,342
- No.
497
00:20:38,448 --> 00:20:41,928
This cliché's real.
498
00:20:43,586 --> 00:20:45,586
There's one more thing.
499
00:20:49,413 --> 00:20:52,143
I don't need to be
within 30 feet of you.
500
00:20:52,241 --> 00:20:53,341
- What?
501
00:20:53,448 --> 00:20:55,308
- The distance rule.
502
00:20:55,413 --> 00:20:57,863
I made it up.
503
00:20:57,965 --> 00:21:01,205
I don't feel any pain when
we're apart from each other.
504
00:21:01,310 --> 00:21:04,340
It was all part of my scheme
to force you to be around me.
505
00:21:08,827 --> 00:21:10,027
- Okay.
506
00:21:10,137 --> 00:21:11,477
[softly crying]
You know what?
507
00:21:11,586 --> 00:21:13,546
I think it's best
if I go back in the dance
508
00:21:13,655 --> 00:21:15,445
and stay as far away from you
as humanly possible.
509
00:21:15,551 --> 00:21:16,621
- Charley, I'm sorry--
- Stop!
510
00:21:16,724 --> 00:21:18,004
No, stop.
511
00:21:18,103 --> 00:21:19,173
Is--is all you do
512
00:21:19,275 --> 00:21:20,275
you'll just--all these speeches
513
00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:21,969
you give me about love
514
00:21:22,068 --> 00:21:23,478
and life and identity,
515
00:21:23,586 --> 00:21:27,026
and it just--you sound
really smart and insightful.
516
00:21:27,137 --> 00:21:29,447
It's just--it's all bullshit.
517
00:21:29,551 --> 00:21:31,661
It's all lies, and...
518
00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:32,858
[sighs]
You know, and now--
519
00:21:32,965 --> 00:21:34,405
now it's my turn
520
00:21:34,517 --> 00:21:38,657
to give you my really smart
and insightful speech.
521
00:21:39,724 --> 00:21:42,484
You're a dick,
Benjamin Bloom.
522
00:21:47,068 --> 00:21:51,238
♪
523
00:21:51,344 --> 00:21:53,284
This is definitely further
than 30 feet.
524
00:21:53,379 --> 00:21:55,789
You don't feel anything?
525
00:21:55,896 --> 00:21:57,716
- Nothing.
526
00:22:03,517 --> 00:22:07,447
- [pained groans]
527
00:22:12,275 --> 00:22:15,135
[synth music]
528
00:22:15,241 --> 00:22:19,101
♪
529
00:22:19,206 --> 00:22:23,616
- ♪ Lately he's unraveling
530
00:22:23,724 --> 00:22:27,244
♪ Lately he's
unraveling low ♪
531
00:22:27,344 --> 00:22:30,214
♪ Ooh, and it hurts me
532
00:22:30,310 --> 00:22:35,070
♪
533
00:22:35,172 --> 00:22:39,792
♪ Lately he's unraveling
534
00:22:39,896 --> 00:22:43,516
♪ Lately he's
unraveling slow ♪
535
00:22:43,620 --> 00:22:47,030
♪ Repeat of
the devil you know ♪
536
00:22:47,137 --> 00:22:50,407
♪ Ooh, and it hurts me
33049
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