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- The earth rotates
at a rate of...
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- Fifteen degrees per hour.
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All right, what is the most
abundant element by volume
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in the Earth's crust?
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- Oxygen.
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- Man, we're going to crush
this earth science test.
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Might as well change its name
to earth "bye-ience"
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because after we're done
with this test,
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we'll be all like,
"Bye-er-science."
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You know?
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- No. I don't know.
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- Sup, Doobies?
- Hey, Wren.
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- Hey.
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- Anything going on
this weekend?
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- No, and I'd like
to keep it that way.
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I just--I need a break.
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It's been such a crazy week.
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There's school,
all this attention.
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I need a break from my mom.
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- Wait, why would you be
getting a break from your mom?
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- Oh, I don't know.
I don't--
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I don't really know
why I said that.
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- It's because
your mom's going
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to a real-estate convention
this weekend, remember?
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- God damn it, Ben.
- What'd I do?
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- Do you see this face?
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This is the face of someone
who wants to throw a party.
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No. No party.
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- Come on, Charles, why not?
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- Because I just said,
like, I need a break.
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The last thing I need
is a bunch of drunk teenagers
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breaking stuff at my house.
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- Fine.
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- No party.
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- Okay.
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- I think a party sounds fun.
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- Yeah, for whoever
doesn't have to
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clean it up in the morning.
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There's no way
I'm having a party.
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There's no way.
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- Hey, Charley.
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Wren just said
you're having a party tonight?
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- Yeah, yeah.
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I'm definitely having a party.
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- Well, I guess
I'll see you tonight.
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- Okay, yeah, I'll see you.
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Bye, Luke.
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- What? There's not that much
to clean up.
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I love parties.
I love throwing parties.
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- Don't forget
we're going drape shopping
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with my mom after school.
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- Oh, that's today.
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Okay, but I have Key club--
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- Key club, yeah, 3:30, I know.
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But those meetings never last
longer than an hour,
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so I told my mom 4:45.
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- Okay, just remember
we're eating with my mom--
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- With your mom, yeah, at 6:00?
We'll make it work.
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Oh, uh...
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- Okay, I know
we're making the most
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of this little situation,
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but there are just a few things
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I would like to do by myself.
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- Right, I'll be right here
if you need me.
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- Yo, what up, Zombie?
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- Oh, Bryce,
I'm not actually a zom--
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- C-Man, how's it going?
- Good, but I'm...
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- Kon'nichiwa, Zombie-san.
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- Ichiro...
I'm not actually a zombie.
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- Get used to it, man.
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Once you're labeled something
at this school,
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you stuck with it.
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Like me and the name Eleanor.
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- Wait, that's not your name?
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- Nah, man, it's Dennis.
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- Dennis... why does
everyone call you Eleanor?
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- It was freshman year,
U.S. history class.
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We were watching a video
on FDR's New Deal.
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I didn't have time for lunch
that day,
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so I had a Snicker bar
stuffed in my pocket.
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It was a king size,
so it made quite the bulge.
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Anyway, Teddy Lepinski saw it,
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and he thought
it was a hard-on.
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So he told everybody in class
that I wanted to bone
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Franklin Delano Roosevelt.
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- Why didn't you just show him
it was a candy bar?
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- It just happened so fast,
I froze.
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Before I knew it, everybody
was calling me Eleanor,
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as in FDR's wife,
Eleanor Roosevelt.
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I tried everything
to get the name to unstick,
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but nothing works.
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- What up, Zombie?
Yo, Eleanor.
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- Hey, Mason, I'm actually
going by "El" now.
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- Sound good, Eleanor.
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- High school's hell.
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[mellow rock music]
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♪
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[man singing]
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♪
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- I don't know how
you do it, Ben.
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That was the perfect meal.
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Perfect.
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- Well, thank you.
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I hope you saved room
for dessert.
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I made blueberry buckle
from a recipe
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I got off AltonBrown.com.
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I don't want to toot
my own horn, but... toot, toot.
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- Well, that sounds delicious,
but I gotta go
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if I'm gonna make my flight.
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- Please, allow me.
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- Oh, thank you, Ben.
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I guess it's true
what they say,
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chivalry is dead.
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- Oh!
- Get it?
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- "Chivalry is dead."
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- That is too funny,
Laurel, too funny.
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- Thanks.
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You sure you two
are going to be okay
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by yourselves this weekend?
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- Yeah, Mom.
Definitely.
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You have nothing
to worry about.
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- That's exactly what
someone would say
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if I had something
to worry about.
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- Okay, Mom, you got me.
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I'm having
a huge party tonight.
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Actually, Wren's in the pantry
right now with a dolly
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ready to wheel out
all the party supplies,
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'cause we're gonna burn
this mother down... Mother.
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- Fine. Call me
if there's any problems.
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I'll see you on Sunday.
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- Bye.
- Take care, Laurel.
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Safe travels.
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- Thank you.
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- Thank God, I thought
that dinner would never end.
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- Sorry, you know,
it would've been shorter,
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if Ben hadn't served
three courses.
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- Hey, I didn't
hear you complaining
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when you were stuffing
your face
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with my pan-seared scallops
and beet puree starter.
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- I was not stuffing my face.
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- Um, what's with the buckets
and tissues?
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- It's a high school party,
Ben.
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Someone always pukes,
someone always cries.
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- Wait, Ben,
is this your first party?
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- Um, does a wedding count?
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- No.
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- How about a bar mitzvah?
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- No.
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- What about Free Cone Day
at Ben & Jerry's?
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Because that can
get pretty wild.
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Okay, this is my first party.
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Should I be nervous?
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I really don't know
what to expect.
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I suppose I can win everyone
over with a magic trick.
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both: No!
- No magic.
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See, these are things
I need to know.
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We should come up with
like a code word you can say
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if you see me
making a fool of myself,
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something like
"peanut butter milk shake."
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- Ben, relax.
It's going to be fine.
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Just pace yourself,
and you'll have
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a really good time, trust me.
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- Pace myself.
Got it.
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all: [chanting]
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
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[man rapping]
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[energetic hip-hop music]
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♪
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- Stop being so aggressive,
you're going to scare her away.
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- It's too late for that.
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Look at her just sitting
over there, all innocent.
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Poor girl has no idea
what's coming for her.
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- What's coming for her?
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- I'm not sure yet.
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Just testing the fences
for weaknesses, you know?
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Like, trying to find a way in.
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- You're like
a sexual velociraptor.
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- I am, aren't I?
I'm like a sexual velociraptor.
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[screeches, clicks]
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- Hello, ladies!
- Oh, God.
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- Either of you want to have
sex with my boner tonight?
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- What? Ew!
- Ugh! What?
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- So was that a "no"
on the boner sex, or...
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No, I'm really asking.
See, I-I--
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I haven't told many people
about this,
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but I suffer from a condition
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called socially emotional
agnosia.
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It means I have a hard time
picking up
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on nonverbal social cues.
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Needless to say it's made
high school tough for me.
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Not being able to relate to
like fellow classmates and all.
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- Wow, Mason, I had no idea.
- Yeah, really, I'm sorry.
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- No, I'm just playing.
[laughs]
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I just made all of that up
so you guys would feel bad
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and want to have
boner sex tonight.
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So...
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- No, Mason!
- Okay.
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- Take your boner elsewhere.
- All right, all right!
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- Oh, my God.
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Okay, he's here.
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Cheers.
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Hey, what's up?
You guys look great.
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You guys--
you got enough to drink?
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Hey, good to see you guys.
Good to see you guys.
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- Hey, Charley.
- Hey, Luke.
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I didn't see you.
Um, thank you for coming.
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- Thanks for having me.
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- I-I--
do you want a beer?
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I happen to be holding two.
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- Thank you.
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- So, what was it like?
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Coming back to life?
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- Oh, it's kind of like
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getting your wisdom teeth out,
you know?
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I don't really remember much,
just waking up in a coffin.
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- Wow.
Creepy.
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Good thing
you weren't cremated.
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- Holy crap.
Yeah, I never thought of that.
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Good thing I wasn't cremated.
[laughs]
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- Hey, want to stick a fork
in that wall outlet
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right there
and see what happens?
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- Yeah.
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- I like your house.
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It's very house-like.
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- Do you want the tour?
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- Please.
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- Uh, cool.
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So, that, um,
that's the living room.
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That is the kitchen.
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Do you want to see
the upstairs?
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- Yeah. Yeah.
Definitely.
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- You okay?
- Yeah.
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- Let's go!
- Yeah!
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[cheers and applause]
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- I guess
to answer your question,
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I'd have to say football
is my favorite sport.
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- I didn't ask you a question.
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- Definitely football.
Mm-hmm.
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It's the touchdowns
that get me.
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I love scoring touchdowns,
love it.
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But enough about me,
let's talk about you.
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How do you feel about me
scoring touchdowns?
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- Um, I don't know, neutral.
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- Sweet.
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You sure you good
with just water?
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'Cause I can go make you
a drink if you want.
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- Actually, I will take a cup
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of whatever takes the longest
to make.
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- You got it.
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Hey. Mason special,
coming right up.
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Hope you like fruit.
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- Sup.
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00:12:23,206 --> 00:12:25,926
- Um, that is a hallway,
these are--
253
00:12:26,034 --> 00:12:29,214
um, this is a staircase,
original floorboards, actually.
254
00:12:29,310 --> 00:12:33,520
Um, light switch,
another one right here,
255
00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:37,100
and here is my room.
256
00:12:39,862 --> 00:12:42,932
- You need to be near Ben
at all times, right?
257
00:12:43,034 --> 00:12:45,594
Is it cool that you're
this far away from him?
258
00:12:45,689 --> 00:12:47,999
- Yeah, he's below us
in the kitchen,
259
00:12:48,103 --> 00:12:50,833
so we're above him,
so he's fine.
260
00:13:12,413 --> 00:13:18,343
- I like the painting.
- Thanks, my dad painted it.
261
00:13:18,448 --> 00:13:22,378
- Oh. Sorry.
262
00:13:22,482 --> 00:13:24,592
- Why are you sorry?
263
00:13:24,689 --> 00:13:30,029
- I... I-I'm not really sure.
264
00:13:30,137 --> 00:13:34,137
Sorry about being sorry.
265
00:13:36,310 --> 00:13:40,410
I can see where you get
your talent from.
266
00:13:40,517 --> 00:13:45,237
I like how it's a hybrid of
objective and nonobjective art.
267
00:13:45,344 --> 00:13:48,934
- Oh, yeah?
268
00:13:49,034 --> 00:13:51,934
- I have no idea
what that means, actually.
269
00:13:52,034 --> 00:13:53,864
I know nothing about art.
270
00:13:53,965 --> 00:13:55,825
Should have just gone with
my first thought:
271
00:13:55,931 --> 00:13:59,171
flowers look cool.
272
00:13:59,275 --> 00:14:03,445
- Roses, like my middle name.
273
00:14:05,827 --> 00:14:08,997
- Charlotte Rose.
274
00:14:09,103 --> 00:14:11,973
Wow, that's a beautiful name.
275
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,930
It suits you.
276
00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:24,862
- You know I'm not
like you, right?
277
00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:26,545
I'm not, you know--
278
00:14:26,655 --> 00:14:28,305
- What, like a Virgo?
279
00:14:28,413 --> 00:14:30,103
I know,
your birthday's in June.
280
00:14:30,206 --> 00:14:33,826
- No, I mean like I'm not...
281
00:14:33,931 --> 00:14:37,141
wait, how do you know
my birthday's in June?
282
00:14:37,241 --> 00:14:39,551
- Okay, busted.
I may have stalked
283
00:14:39,655 --> 00:14:45,305
your Instagram
one or two times... or 30.
284
00:14:45,413 --> 00:14:50,453
- Wait, really?
285
00:14:50,551 --> 00:14:52,791
- Do you want me to go?
I can leave you alone.
286
00:14:52,896 --> 00:14:55,446
- No. No, no,
you can just-just stay.
287
00:15:11,896 --> 00:15:15,586
- Yo, this Alton Brown really
know how to buckle a blueberry.
288
00:15:15,689 --> 00:15:17,589
- I can't believe
Charley is upstairs right now
289
00:15:17,689 --> 00:15:18,969
with that backstabber.
290
00:15:19,068 --> 00:15:21,448
It's like April 8th, 2012,
all over again.
291
00:15:21,551 --> 00:15:24,341
- What happened
April 8th, 2012?
292
00:15:24,448 --> 00:15:29,098
- Nothing.
293
00:15:29,206 --> 00:15:32,686
- Yo, does she know
how much she means to you?
294
00:15:32,793 --> 00:15:33,973
- Of course.
295
00:15:34,068 --> 00:15:35,828
I tell her, like,
pretty much every day.
296
00:15:35,931 --> 00:15:37,661
- Just words, man.
297
00:15:37,758 --> 00:15:39,758
That's all they are.
298
00:15:39,862 --> 00:15:41,282
If you really like this girl,
299
00:15:41,379 --> 00:15:43,969
you need to start thinking
bigger than just words.
300
00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:45,688
- What do you mean?
301
00:15:45,793 --> 00:15:48,723
- You seen "Pretty in Pink"?
302
00:15:48,827 --> 00:15:53,997
- I really am sorry about your
homecoming pitch the other day.
303
00:15:55,482 --> 00:15:58,142
I mean, it's so stupid
we're doing this zombie idea.
304
00:15:58,241 --> 00:16:01,971
- No, no.
It's fine.
305
00:16:02,068 --> 00:16:04,518
I get it, I do.
306
00:16:11,517 --> 00:16:17,377
- Well...
I still feel terrible...
307
00:16:20,827 --> 00:16:26,757
But... while we're on
the subject of homecoming...
308
00:16:30,241 --> 00:16:32,591
Would you maybe want to--
309
00:16:32,689 --> 00:16:34,479
- Charley!
You gotta come down quick.
310
00:16:34,586 --> 00:16:36,136
Something horrible
happened to Ben.
311
00:16:36,241 --> 00:16:38,281
It's horrible, come on!
312
00:16:44,068 --> 00:16:47,858
- Ben? Ben?
Has anybody seen Ben?
313
00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:50,895
[Electric Guest's
"Dear to Me"]
314
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:58,240
♪
315
00:17:08,379 --> 00:17:11,899
- ♪ Always underwater
316
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:16,380
♪ When the night comes down
317
00:17:16,482 --> 00:17:20,452
♪ I can't figure it out
318
00:17:20,551 --> 00:17:24,521
♪ Back to going nowhere
319
00:17:24,620 --> 00:17:28,030
♪ Don't know
why you'd want it ♪
320
00:17:28,137 --> 00:17:30,967
♪ Thought that we'd fade out
321
00:17:31,068 --> 00:17:32,478
- ♪ Ooh
322
00:17:32,586 --> 00:17:36,586
- ♪ Sometimes only doubt
323
00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:42,689
♪ Shows you what you wanted
324
00:17:42,793 --> 00:17:44,413
♪ And when it's bad
325
00:17:44,517 --> 00:17:50,407
♪ Feels like I don't know
which way I should go ♪
326
00:17:50,517 --> 00:17:56,337
♪ But over time,
I come back and remember ♪
327
00:17:56,448 --> 00:17:59,138
♪ The one thing that I know
328
00:17:59,241 --> 00:18:03,691
♪
329
00:18:03,793 --> 00:18:07,383
♪ You're dear to me,
and I know ♪
330
00:18:07,482 --> 00:18:11,212
- ♪ Ooh, ooh
331
00:18:11,310 --> 00:18:15,660
♪
332
00:18:15,758 --> 00:18:20,098
♪ Ooh, ooh
333
00:18:20,206 --> 00:18:24,206
- ♪ You're dear to me,
and I know ♪
334
00:18:24,310 --> 00:18:28,280
♪ When you feel like
it's gone away ♪
335
00:18:28,379 --> 00:18:32,449
♪ You're dear to me,
and I know ♪
336
00:18:32,551 --> 00:18:39,621
♪
337
00:18:46,344 --> 00:18:49,834
♪ Always underwater
338
00:18:49,931 --> 00:18:54,071
♪ When the day runs out
339
00:18:54,172 --> 00:18:58,342
♪ Still you stayed
throughout ♪
340
00:18:58,448 --> 00:19:02,448
♪ Over time I saw it
341
00:19:02,551 --> 00:19:06,101
♪ Not like all the others
342
00:19:06,206 --> 00:19:10,546
♪ They're a long way down
343
00:19:10,655 --> 00:19:13,275
♪ Back on open ground
344
00:19:13,379 --> 00:19:15,519
- Peanut butter milk shake.
345
00:19:20,551 --> 00:19:23,521
- I'm so, so sorry.
346
00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:27,280
It was not supposed to
go down like that.
347
00:19:27,379 --> 00:19:29,789
- Well, I should probably
go talk to him.
348
00:19:29,896 --> 00:19:30,926
Where did he go?
349
00:19:31,034 --> 00:19:33,524
- He ran out the side door.
350
00:19:33,620 --> 00:19:37,380
- Okeydokey, wish me luck.
- You know what?
351
00:19:37,482 --> 00:19:39,902
Let me take care of this.
352
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:43,550
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
353
00:19:43,655 --> 00:19:45,235
Yeah, it's better this way.
354
00:19:45,344 --> 00:19:46,384
I'm sure
you're the last person
355
00:19:46,482 --> 00:19:48,662
Ben wants to see right now.
356
00:19:48,758 --> 00:19:50,788
- That's true.
357
00:19:50,896 --> 00:19:53,336
- Oh, hold on, hold on.
358
00:19:53,448 --> 00:19:54,658
You're going to need this.
359
00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:58,308
Bro was looking
a little misty-eyed.
360
00:19:58,413 --> 00:19:59,383
- Thanks, Dennis.
361
00:19:59,482 --> 00:20:02,142
- Whoa, what'd you call me?
362
00:20:02,241 --> 00:20:05,031
- Dennis.
That's your name, right?
363
00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:09,517
- Yeah.
Yeah.
364
00:20:12,206 --> 00:20:17,406
- That guy's awesome.
- I know.
365
00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:20,407
Wait, I thought your name
was Eleanor.
366
00:20:25,620 --> 00:20:29,340
- Ben?
You out here?
367
00:20:42,448 --> 00:20:46,788
Hey, man, need a tissue?
368
00:20:46,896 --> 00:20:49,516
- Why would I need--
I'm not crying.
369
00:20:49,620 --> 00:20:53,860
- Oh. Yeah.
Of course you're not.
370
00:21:06,551 --> 00:21:10,831
I really liked your song.
371
00:21:10,931 --> 00:21:12,071
Until the end there.
372
00:21:12,172 --> 00:21:15,242
- I'm so stupid.
373
00:21:15,344 --> 00:21:17,034
I just wanted to do
something big, you know,
374
00:21:17,137 --> 00:21:18,587
like Ducky in "Pretty in Pink."
375
00:21:18,689 --> 00:21:23,829
And Charley would see
how much I like her.
376
00:21:23,931 --> 00:21:27,411
- Yeah, you know,
Ducky doesn't end up
377
00:21:27,517 --> 00:21:29,237
with the girl, right?
378
00:21:29,344 --> 00:21:30,624
- He doesn't?
379
00:21:30,724 --> 00:21:34,244
- No.
She picks the preppy kid.
380
00:21:34,344 --> 00:21:37,104
- Oh, that's right.
381
00:21:37,206 --> 00:21:42,236
- Why do you think you needed
to do something big, anyway?
382
00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:46,484
- Why do you think?
To compete with you!
383
00:21:46,586 --> 00:21:49,096
Look at me,
and then look at you.
384
00:21:49,206 --> 00:21:51,376
You're amazing.
385
00:21:51,482 --> 00:21:52,792
You know how many hours
I've wasted
386
00:21:52,896 --> 00:21:55,716
staring in the mirror
trying to smile like you?
387
00:21:55,827 --> 00:21:59,447
So many.
I still can't get it down.
388
00:21:59,551 --> 00:22:02,521
- [laughs]
- Yes, that one.
389
00:22:02,620 --> 00:22:05,410
Goddamn, that thing's majestic.
390
00:22:05,517 --> 00:22:06,857
How do you do that?
391
00:22:06,965 --> 00:22:09,855
- I think you give me
too much credit, Ben.
392
00:22:09,965 --> 00:22:13,235
I-I have insecurities,
just like everyone else.
393
00:22:13,344 --> 00:22:16,414
- Oh, okay.
Yeah, sure you do.
394
00:22:16,517 --> 00:22:17,827
- No, I'm serious.
395
00:22:17,931 --> 00:22:19,551
Do you know how many shirts
I tried on
396
00:22:19,655 --> 00:22:22,165
before I settled on this one?
397
00:22:22,275 --> 00:22:24,755
Seven.
398
00:22:24,862 --> 00:22:29,142
I tried on
seven different shirts.
399
00:22:29,241 --> 00:22:30,591
And you know what?
I'm still not
400
00:22:30,689 --> 00:22:34,279
entirely convinced
I chose the right one.
401
00:22:34,379 --> 00:22:36,139
- I would've gone with,
like, a navy.
402
00:22:36,241 --> 00:22:39,591
You know, to match that
olive skin tone of yours.
403
00:22:49,931 --> 00:22:55,001
I can't believe I'm the guy at
the party that puked and cried.
404
00:22:57,103 --> 00:23:01,483
- Hey, we've all been there.
405
00:23:01,586 --> 00:23:04,516
- Really?
406
00:23:04,620 --> 00:23:08,590
- No.
Not at all, man.
407
00:23:17,896 --> 00:23:21,336
Ben...
408
00:23:21,448 --> 00:23:24,028
I'm really sorry that I asked
409
00:23:24,137 --> 00:23:28,337
for Charley's phone number
at your wake.
410
00:23:28,448 --> 00:23:30,378
That was cold.
411
00:23:30,482 --> 00:23:32,142
- No, it wasn't.
412
00:23:32,241 --> 00:23:34,341
A nuclear bomb could be
falling out of the sky,
413
00:23:34,448 --> 00:23:35,858
about to obliterate
all of mankind,
414
00:23:35,965 --> 00:23:37,515
and it'd still be
an appropriate time
415
00:23:37,620 --> 00:23:41,450
to ask for Charley's number.
416
00:23:41,551 --> 00:23:42,971
- Yeah.
417
00:23:49,689 --> 00:23:52,659
You know what?
418
00:23:52,758 --> 00:23:55,478
You should ask her
to homecoming.
419
00:23:55,586 --> 00:24:00,586
- What?
You're not going to?
420
00:24:00,689 --> 00:24:05,279
- No, it's not really my style.
421
00:24:05,379 --> 00:24:08,549
I prefer to go stag to those
kinds of things anyway.
422
00:24:11,758 --> 00:24:14,238
How are you feeling?
423
00:24:14,344 --> 00:24:15,794
- Great.
424
00:24:15,896 --> 00:24:17,996
You know, and as soon as
the world stops spinning
425
00:24:18,103 --> 00:24:23,173
and I regain my vision,
it'll probably be even better.
426
00:24:23,275 --> 00:24:25,025
- All right.
427
00:24:40,827 --> 00:24:42,857
- Beds are the best.
428
00:24:42,965 --> 00:24:44,685
Pillows too.
429
00:24:44,793 --> 00:24:46,593
Well, then you add blankets
to the mix.
430
00:24:46,689 --> 00:24:50,029
Ooh! Forget about it.
431
00:24:54,482 --> 00:24:57,282
Sorry I puked on your rug.
432
00:24:57,379 --> 00:24:58,969
- It's okay.
433
00:24:59,068 --> 00:25:01,688
I think Eleanor cleaned up
most of it, anyway.
434
00:25:01,793 --> 00:25:04,973
- Can I question you?
435
00:25:05,068 --> 00:25:06,898
Ask you?
436
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,760
Can I question--
ask you...
437
00:25:08,862 --> 00:25:14,522
- Can you ask me a question?
Sure.
438
00:25:14,620 --> 00:25:19,790
- Will you go to homecoming
with me?
439
00:25:19,896 --> 00:25:22,966
- I mean, I don't really
have a say in the matter.
440
00:25:23,068 --> 00:25:24,828
We have to be within 30 feet
of each other
441
00:25:24,931 --> 00:25:27,071
at all times, remember?
442
00:25:28,241 --> 00:25:30,661
- Is that a yes?
443
00:25:30,758 --> 00:25:36,618
- Yeah.
Yes, that's a yes.
444
00:25:36,724 --> 00:25:38,144
What are you doing?
445
00:25:38,241 --> 00:25:40,171
- I'm so happy right now,
I want to dance,
446
00:25:40,275 --> 00:25:42,685
but this is the only part
of my body I can move.
447
00:25:49,241 --> 00:25:53,311
I'm just surprised to find out
that Luke hadn't asked you.
448
00:25:53,413 --> 00:25:56,523
- Wait, how did you know
Luke hadn't asked me?
449
00:25:56,620 --> 00:25:57,930
- Because he told me.
450
00:25:58,034 --> 00:26:02,144
- Ben, why would he
tell you that?
451
00:26:02,241 --> 00:26:04,211
Ben?
452
00:26:15,586 --> 00:26:18,686
- How's Ben doing?
- He'll live.
453
00:26:18,793 --> 00:26:20,283
I mean, like, you know,
he won't live,
454
00:26:20,379 --> 00:26:24,099
'cause he's not living,
but, yeah, he'll be fine.
455
00:26:27,310 --> 00:26:28,790
Hey, you really don't
need to clean,
456
00:26:28,896 --> 00:26:30,446
I was going to do it
in the morning.
457
00:26:30,551 --> 00:26:31,831
- Oh, I don't mind.
458
00:26:31,931 --> 00:26:34,071
Besides, I'm Mason's ride,
and I don't think
459
00:26:34,172 --> 00:26:36,142
he's getting up anytime soon.
460
00:26:41,896 --> 00:26:45,896
- Hey, Luke, did you--
did you tell Ben
461
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,760
to ask me to homecoming?
462
00:26:53,344 --> 00:26:59,174
- Just make sure you save
a dance for me, okay?
463
00:26:59,275 --> 00:27:03,685
- Okay.
464
00:27:03,793 --> 00:27:07,213
- Uh, where's your broom?
- Uh, in the pantry.
465
00:27:11,379 --> 00:27:15,519
- Oh.
Sorry.
466
00:27:15,620 --> 00:27:18,380
Can I just get the broom?
467
00:27:24,310 --> 00:27:25,310
Thanks.
468
00:27:25,413 --> 00:27:27,453
You want me to
keep this open, or...
469
00:27:29,379 --> 00:27:30,969
I'll just close it.
470
00:27:32,896 --> 00:27:37,476
- ♪ Heavy weight works my mind
all night ♪
471
00:27:37,586 --> 00:27:40,716
♪ It's so hard not to ponder
472
00:27:40,827 --> 00:27:42,377
♪ Let's make it last forever
473
00:27:42,482 --> 00:27:45,102
♪ 'Cause the night's
still young ♪
474
00:27:45,206 --> 00:27:47,826
♪ It's true,
I feel the pressure ♪
475
00:27:47,931 --> 00:27:50,621
♪ Every time you're gone
476
00:27:50,724 --> 00:27:54,934
♪ As long as we're together
477
00:27:55,034 --> 00:27:58,934
♪ This moment lasts forever
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