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- It's like something
out of a horror movie.
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A local boy dies
and comes back from the dead
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thanks to a pair
of magical necklaces.
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And if that sounds
like the stupidest thing
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you've ever heard,
you're not alone.
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- So what do you plan on doing
with Benjamin Bloom?
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- Well, if this were the '80s,
we'd haul him off
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to some creepy government lab
and perform
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all sorts of fun tests on him.
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But in this day and age,
human rights groups
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wouldn't let us get away with
any of that anymore.
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God, I miss the '80s.
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- Come on.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
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Mrs. Bloom, how does it feel
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to have your son come back
from the dead?
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- How do you think it feels?
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This is the greatest day
of my life!
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Benjy, come home.
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- It's her, it's her, it's her.
Charley Albright, tell us.
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What's it like dating a zombie?
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- Oh, Ben's not a--
not a zombie.
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I mean, you know, he's dead,
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but just still himself,
just dead.
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Also, we're not dating, so.
Um, don't--
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Wait, don't cut that last part,
'cause I don't want Luke
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to think that Ben and I
are dating if he sees it, so.
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Oh, you know what,
and that part, the last part,
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just, you cut that because
I don't want Luke to know
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that I don't want him to know
that Ben and I are not dating.
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- Uh, we're live.
- Oh, fu--
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- Um, Mom, Dad, I, again,
just wanted to apologize
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for not letting you know
that I rose from the dead.
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- No.
No, don't apologize, Benjy.
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We're just glad you're back.
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Well, should we eat?
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- Yes, please, I am starving.
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- Good, because I made
something special for you, Ben.
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Now, I hope it's okay
that it's a cow brain.
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We tried to get a human one
off of the black market,
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but Bob couldn't figure out
how to use the dark web.
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You know how your father is
with computers.
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Is something wrong, sweetie?
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I thought zombies love brains.
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- Oh, my God, Mom!
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I cannot believe you
just used the Z-word.
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- "Zombie?"
Is that not PC?
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Oh, I-I'm sorry.
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What do you prefer
to be called?
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Biter, walker, roamer,
rotter, lurker?
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We've been watching
a lot of "Walking Dead."
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You know, for research.
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- He's not a zombie
at all, Mrs. Bloom.
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He's a pescatarian.
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- Oh, okay.
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So you only eat
fish brains then?
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- No, Mom!
No. No brains.
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Okay? Not a cow,
not a fish, not a human.
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- Then what do you want to eat?
- Salad.
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I'll just take some salad,
thank you.
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- Thank you for having us over,
Mrs. Bloom.
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It all looks really good.
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- Of course, dear.
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Bob and I thought
it would be a good idea
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if we all sat down
and discussed the situation.
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- What's there to discuss?
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- Well, Charley and Ben
have to be around each other.
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That's going to require
some coordination.
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- Right. I was wondering
why I was invited here.
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This is a custody hearing.
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- Custody hearing?
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That's a little extreme,
don't you think?
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Bob and I just want
to make sure
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that we get to see our son.
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- And you will.
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But obviously
they should be spending
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the bulk of their time
at our house.
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- Obviously?
Why is that obvious?
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- Because Charley is a junior
in high school.
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She's got her future
to worry about.
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- And what about
my son's future?
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- Christ, Mary,
your son is dead,
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he doesn't have a future.
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- Mom, Mom,
it's okay, really.
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Really.
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You'll see me every day
before and after school.
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Isn't that right, Charley?
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- Yeah, no. Definitely.
Definitely will.
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- See? It's like I'll be around
more than when I was alive.
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Everybody wins.
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- As long as I get to see you
every day, I guess that's fine.
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- You know,
this cow brain isn't half bad.
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- So, are you nervous
for tomorrow?
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It's a big day for you.
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It's your first day
back to school as Ben Bloom.
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- No, not really.
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I mean, once you die,
wake up in a coffin,
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crawl through 6 feet of dirt
to emerge from your own grave,
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there's not a lot to
be nervous about anymore.
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- That's a good point.
- What about you?
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You nervous for your
homecoming presentation?
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- Like, a traditional
dictionary sense
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of the word, yeah.
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But, like, I don't know.
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Say English wasn't, like,
your first language,
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or you're suffering from, like,
a traumatic brain injury,
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and, like, everything you say
just means the exact opposite
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of what you mean,
then, like, no.
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No, I'm not nervous, at all.
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- Relax, okay?
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Everything you've shown me
so far has been amazing.
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You're gonna kill it, Charley.
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- Hey, do you remember
those notes we used to send
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to each other in fourth grade?
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Like, secrets we were too
afraid to admit to anyone else.
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- Of course.
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- I remember
I wrote you a note.
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Think I was nervous
for a math test.
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- No, it wasn't math,
it was social studies,
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and you were nervous
because you found out
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the night before you were
studying the wrong chapter.
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- Yeah, and Ms. Farnsworth
caught you with it,
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so she threatened to, like,
make you get up
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in front of the class
and read it, so you just, like,
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crumpled it into a ball
and swallowed it.
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- How could I forget?
It got lodged in my throat.
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- I never understood
why you did that.
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- What do you mean?
- I don't know.
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It was such a stupid note.
Like, who cares
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if you read it
in front of the class?
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- I cared.
That secret was meant for me.
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It doesn't matter
how stupid it was.
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I wasn't gonna show
anybody else.
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[soft knocking]
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- So, I made up
the air mattress
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in my office down the hall.
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Is that gonna be close enough
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for your little magic whatever
to work?
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- That should be perfect,
Mrs. Albright, thank you.
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And Charley, seriously,
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don't worry
about your presentation.
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You're gonna do great.
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- Thanks, Ben.
- All right.
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- So, Charley.
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Sorry for how I may have
come across at dinner.
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It's just a lot for me
to process.
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- I know it is.
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- All I care about
is your future.
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You know that, right?
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It's my job as a mother
to make sure you stay
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on the right path.
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And I just would hate
for all of this
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to make you lose focus
on who you are.
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You know who you are,
don't you, Cookie?
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- Of course.
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- Great.
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- It's so weird being at school
out of my Crad Barson costume.
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I gotta admit,
I'm gonna miss the guy.
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RIP Cradley.
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You left us too soon, bro.
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- Great,
that's just what we need.
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Okay.
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Let's sneak around
the side, okay?
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Keep your head down.
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- Don't you think
you're putting
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the other students at risk
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by allowing Ben
into your school?
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- Reseda Hills does not
discriminate against anyone,
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male or female, black, white,
or brown, alive or dead.
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Everyone here is treated
with the same respect.
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In fact, I expect
students and faculty--
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- There he is!
Ben!
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- Oh, God!
- Ben Bloom!
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- Come on!
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Go!
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So, this is what it feels like
to have everyone notice you.
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- Just so you know, this is
the worst it's gonna get.
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You know, everyone just needs
a little time
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to warm up to you.
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♪
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- Sup, doobies?
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Wait, is that a thing?
"Sup, doobies?"
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Is that a thing the kids say?
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- Officer Maloof,
what are you doing here?
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- The school board wanted more
security, so they hired me.
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I'm Ben's escort.
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- Oh, sorry.
There must've been a mistake,
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because I told
the escort service
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I wanted a leggy redhead.
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- Because escorts
are prostitutes.
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Oh, man.
That is good.
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I like this kid.
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- Is Ben in some
kind of danger?
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- No, no.
It's for the other students.
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You know, in case
Ben gets hungry,
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starts gnawing on
the other kids,
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I gotta bash in his brains
with a flashlight or whatever.
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How do you kill a zombie again?
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I'm not a big horror movie fan.
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- Just so you know, this
is the worst it's gonna get.
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[school bell rings]
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- And so, um...
always think about, um...
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the writer's intention.
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And how, um...
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diction and syntax
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really, um, aid
the character development.
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You know what, I think
that's enough for today.
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Class dismissed.
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Go on.
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Get outta here.
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No, no.
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- That was so interesting.
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Never really thought about
how using first-person
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can shape the narrative.
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- Mm-hmm.
Yeah, it's so interesting.
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Hey, guys,
can I get some space?
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- Oh, okay.
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- Yeah, I just--
I can't really concentrate,
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and I have a lot of homework
to do,
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and I just--
with all the...
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just, could I get some space?
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- Yeah, no, I get it.
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Besides, this will give me
more time to spend
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with Officer Maloof, here.
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We're becoming fast friends.
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Isn't that right, buddy?
What the--
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- You are not,
under any circumstances,
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to touch me.
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I am an officer of the law.
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- See, Charley?
Fast friends.
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♪
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- Charley!
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- Hey!
- There you are.
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I've been looking everywhere
for you.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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- Hey, what's up?
- Oh, right. Sorry.
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I was wondering,
is there any way you can do
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your presentation
after school today?
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- What? No, it was
supposed to be tomorrow.
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- Yeah, but Janet--
you know,
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she's getting her neck brace
off then, and--
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well, I suggested we do it
without her, but, you know,
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she's student council
president,
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so whatever Janet wants,
Janet gets.
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Do you think is there any way
you could maybe do it today?
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- Yeah. I mean, you know,
my drawings are done,
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I just don't really know
what I'm gonna say yet.
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- I'm sure your drawings
will speak for themselves.
248
00:12:21,931 --> 00:12:23,281
- Okay, sure.
- Yeah?
249
00:12:23,379 --> 00:12:25,969
- Yeah, today it is.
- All right, perfect.
250
00:12:26,068 --> 00:12:27,858
Great.
251
00:12:27,965 --> 00:12:30,825
Um, how's Ben doing,
by the way?
252
00:12:30,931 --> 00:12:32,171
- He's good.
- Yeah?
253
00:12:32,275 --> 00:12:35,965
- You should talk to him.
- Yeah... maybe later.
254
00:12:36,068 --> 00:12:37,758
I get the feeling
he's still mad at me
255
00:12:37,862 --> 00:12:39,522
for flirting with you
at his wake.
256
00:12:39,620 --> 00:12:41,900
- What makes you say that?
257
00:12:47,862 --> 00:12:50,792
- Nah, no reason.
258
00:12:50,896 --> 00:12:52,446
Anyways, I'll see you later.
259
00:12:52,551 --> 00:12:54,241
- Okay.
- All right.
260
00:12:54,344 --> 00:13:00,414
♪
261
00:13:08,103 --> 00:13:10,793
- Hey, want me to go
in there with you?
262
00:13:10,896 --> 00:13:12,586
You know, for moral support.
263
00:13:12,689 --> 00:13:14,239
- Nah.
264
00:13:14,344 --> 00:13:16,034
I want them
paying attention to me,
265
00:13:16,137 --> 00:13:18,277
not staring at the dead kid
in the room.
266
00:13:18,379 --> 00:13:20,209
- Fair enough.
267
00:13:20,310 --> 00:13:22,860
- Hey, Charley,
we're ready for you.
268
00:13:33,068 --> 00:13:34,378
- Knock 'em dead.
269
00:13:35,896 --> 00:13:38,656
- Um, okay, so I didn't have
a ton of time to work on these,
270
00:13:38,758 --> 00:13:43,828
so they look a little rushed,
but... whoopsie-daisy.
271
00:13:43,931 --> 00:13:46,281
That's weird,
I've literally, I've never said
272
00:13:46,379 --> 00:13:49,339
"whoopsie-daisy" in my life,
so that's, okay.
273
00:13:49,448 --> 00:13:52,478
Um, should I just start
presentating?
274
00:13:52,586 --> 00:13:53,896
Nope, that's not a word.
275
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,620
Um... presenting.
276
00:13:55,724 --> 00:13:58,554
I'm--that's what I meant.
277
00:13:58,655 --> 00:14:01,235
- Just go ahead and start
whenever you're ready, Charley.
278
00:14:01,344 --> 00:14:02,594
- Cool.
279
00:14:02,689 --> 00:14:06,139
Um, so, I wanted to go
with kind of a fairytale vibe,
280
00:14:06,241 --> 00:14:08,661
but not in like a cheesy,
Disney way.
281
00:14:08,758 --> 00:14:12,788
More of like a Tim Burton
with a mix of Edward Gorey.
282
00:14:12,896 --> 00:14:15,786
So, um, we have
a castle exterior
283
00:14:15,896 --> 00:14:19,786
along one of the gym walls,
right there.
284
00:14:19,896 --> 00:14:21,136
We have a haunted forest
285
00:14:21,241 --> 00:14:24,931
where people can take
their photos like so.
286
00:14:25,034 --> 00:14:28,454
Um, for the dance floor,
I thought we could do
287
00:14:28,551 --> 00:14:33,281
a green meadow with flowers,
and like a cobblestone path.
288
00:14:33,379 --> 00:14:35,619
And...
289
00:14:35,724 --> 00:14:38,484
That is what I got.
290
00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:40,516
That is what I did.
291
00:14:40,620 --> 00:14:45,140
So, I don't really know how to
finish these things, but, um...
292
00:14:45,241 --> 00:14:47,591
Should I bow?
No. That's weird.
293
00:14:47,689 --> 00:14:51,519
I'm not gonna bow.
Um...
294
00:14:51,620 --> 00:14:53,070
The end.
295
00:15:01,896 --> 00:15:02,966
- All right.
296
00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:05,278
Well, I don't know
how everyone else feels,
297
00:15:05,379 --> 00:15:08,239
but this seems like
a slam dunk to me.
298
00:15:08,344 --> 00:15:12,454
So, does anyone have
any questions for Charley?
299
00:15:12,551 --> 00:15:14,031
Go ahead, Bryce.
300
00:15:14,137 --> 00:15:16,587
- Yeah, so, great presentation.
301
00:15:16,689 --> 00:15:21,069
Loved everything you did.
Uh, one question.
302
00:15:21,172 --> 00:15:25,592
If Ben were to bite me,
would I turn into a zombie too?
303
00:15:26,655 --> 00:15:30,655
- Uh, no,
because Ben's not a zombie.
304
00:15:30,758 --> 00:15:32,998
- But if Ben bit me,
305
00:15:33,103 --> 00:15:34,523
would I turn into
whatever he is?
306
00:15:34,620 --> 00:15:37,280
- No, um, and you really don't
need to worry about it
307
00:15:37,379 --> 00:15:39,969
'cause Ben would
never bite you.
308
00:15:40,068 --> 00:15:41,518
Like, ever.
309
00:15:44,172 --> 00:15:46,592
- So, is Ben like
a slow zombie from, like,
310
00:15:46,689 --> 00:15:47,969
"Night of the Living Dead,"
311
00:15:48,068 --> 00:15:51,618
or is he like a fast zombie
from, like, "28 Days Later"?
312
00:15:51,724 --> 00:15:53,664
Because if he's a fast zombie,
we could totally use
313
00:15:53,758 --> 00:15:54,898
that speed on the track team.
314
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,170
- No, see,
that's not gonna work,
315
00:15:56,275 --> 00:15:59,165
'cause Ben isn't
a slow or fast zombie,
316
00:15:59,275 --> 00:16:03,855
because he's not--
not a zombie at all.
317
00:16:03,965 --> 00:16:06,405
- All right.
Yeah.
318
00:16:06,517 --> 00:16:09,207
Um, does anybody have
any questions
319
00:16:09,310 --> 00:16:12,520
that aren't about Ben Bloom?
320
00:16:14,068 --> 00:16:15,998
- This isn't about Ben Bloom.
- Great.
321
00:16:16,103 --> 00:16:18,213
- It's about zombies
in general.
322
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:20,930
So, how come in zombie movies,
they're never strong enough
323
00:16:21,034 --> 00:16:23,934
to break through car windows
or glass doors,
324
00:16:24,034 --> 00:16:26,314
but they're able to
tear through your stomach
325
00:16:26,413 --> 00:16:28,833
with their hands?
It makes no sense to me.
326
00:16:28,931 --> 00:16:31,831
- I-I don't know.
That's actually--
327
00:16:31,931 --> 00:16:34,451
that's a really
good point, Toby.
328
00:16:35,896 --> 00:16:37,616
- Do we have
any other questions?
329
00:16:39,931 --> 00:16:42,591
About Charley's presentation?
330
00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:51,755
- How's our girl doing?
- I can't really tell.
331
00:16:51,862 --> 00:16:53,212
I think she might
be doing okay.
332
00:16:53,310 --> 00:16:55,550
[indistinct chatter]
333
00:16:55,655 --> 00:16:58,895
- Guys, can we just
settle down please?
334
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,550
Guys?
- Guys, stop! Stop!
335
00:17:01,655 --> 00:17:03,375
Hello? Stop.
336
00:17:05,206 --> 00:17:07,516
What is wrong with you guys?
337
00:17:07,620 --> 00:17:09,380
Ben is a sweet,
compassionate guy.
338
00:17:09,482 --> 00:17:11,762
He's never hurt any of you.
339
00:17:11,862 --> 00:17:14,692
I used to think this school
was really progressive.
340
00:17:14,793 --> 00:17:16,663
But, I mean, you guys
are all just treating him
341
00:17:16,758 --> 00:17:17,858
like he's some monster.
342
00:17:17,965 --> 00:17:20,855
I mean, yeah, like,
Ben is undead.
343
00:17:20,965 --> 00:17:22,615
But he's still a teenager.
344
00:17:22,724 --> 00:17:26,214
- Sure, Ben was a sweet guy
when he was alive.
345
00:17:26,310 --> 00:17:28,140
But he's dead now.
346
00:17:28,241 --> 00:17:30,281
- Yeah, I've seen
"Pet Sematary," Charley,
347
00:17:30,379 --> 00:17:32,899
and I know what dying
can do to people.
348
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,450
It changes them.
349
00:17:37,275 --> 00:17:39,965
- What you think, Janet?
350
00:17:40,068 --> 00:17:42,618
- What do I think?
351
00:17:42,724 --> 00:17:44,764
I think Charley's right.
352
00:17:44,862 --> 00:17:47,862
We pride ourselves on how
progressive this school is.
353
00:17:47,965 --> 00:17:51,275
I mean, we bend over backwards
to make students feel included,
354
00:17:51,379 --> 00:17:54,339
to embrace those
who are different than us.
355
00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:57,028
Guys, we're student council.
356
00:17:57,137 --> 00:18:02,307
It is our duty to make sure
all students feel represented.
357
00:18:02,413 --> 00:18:04,833
And that should
include zombies.
358
00:18:04,931 --> 00:18:06,931
- No, Ben is not a zombie.
359
00:18:07,034 --> 00:18:09,414
- You know what we should do
to make Ben feel more included?
360
00:18:09,517 --> 00:18:11,827
We should make homecoming
zombie-themed.
361
00:18:11,931 --> 00:18:16,031
- OMG, that is an amazing idea.
- Yes, we're doing that.
362
00:18:16,137 --> 00:18:17,337
- Guys, all right, listen up.
363
00:18:17,448 --> 00:18:19,998
Forget about Charley's
fairytale idea?
364
00:18:20,103 --> 00:18:22,763
You know? I mean, she put
a lot of work into it, and...
365
00:18:22,862 --> 00:18:25,242
- [chanting]
Zombie! Zombie! Zombie!
366
00:18:25,344 --> 00:18:28,454
all: [chanting]
Zombie! Zombie! Zombie! Zombie!
367
00:18:35,310 --> 00:18:37,520
- Wait, here she comes.
368
00:18:37,620 --> 00:18:38,720
How'd it go?
369
00:18:40,896 --> 00:18:42,616
Charley!
Charley, wait!
370
00:18:44,379 --> 00:18:47,659
- Go to her.
- Yeah, I'm trying! Just--
371
00:18:47,758 --> 00:18:50,588
- Go to her, Ben.
- Then let me go.
372
00:18:52,068 --> 00:18:55,238
Charley!
373
00:18:55,344 --> 00:18:57,834
Charley, I'm sorry
they didn't go with your theme.
374
00:18:57,931 --> 00:18:59,341
- Why are you sorry?
375
00:18:59,448 --> 00:19:01,618
It's my fault for putting
so much effort into it.
376
00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:03,314
I knew they were gonna
hate my drawings.
377
00:19:03,413 --> 00:19:04,553
- They didn't hate
your drawings.
378
00:19:04,655 --> 00:19:06,995
Even if they did, who cares?
379
00:19:07,103 --> 00:19:08,143
- I care, Ben.
I care.
380
00:19:08,241 --> 00:19:09,521
I know you're dead
and that you don't
381
00:19:09,620 --> 00:19:10,690
really understand anymore,
but I--
382
00:19:10,793 --> 00:19:13,623
- Whoa, wait.
Of course I understand.
383
00:19:13,724 --> 00:19:15,244
Yeah, sure,
a knife doesn't hurt me,
384
00:19:15,344 --> 00:19:17,594
but rejection still stings.
385
00:19:17,689 --> 00:19:21,519
I can still feel anger and envy
and fear and love.
386
00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:22,790
I might not
feel things anymore,
387
00:19:22,896 --> 00:19:25,656
but that doesn't mean
I don't have feelings.
388
00:19:28,068 --> 00:19:29,408
- Nice.
389
00:19:29,517 --> 00:19:31,277
How long have you been
holding on to that one?
390
00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:33,929
- So long.
Like, day one of being dead.
391
00:19:35,862 --> 00:19:37,862
Can I show you something
real quick?
392
00:19:37,965 --> 00:19:40,095
- I don't know, Ben.
I really just wanna go home.
393
00:19:40,206 --> 00:19:41,476
- Tell you what,
I'm just gonna start
394
00:19:41,586 --> 00:19:43,096
walking this way, okay?
395
00:19:43,206 --> 00:19:45,096
And if we get 30 feet apart,
that's on you.
396
00:19:45,206 --> 00:19:46,446
- Ben!
397
00:19:47,862 --> 00:19:49,342
That's not fair!
398
00:19:55,206 --> 00:19:57,026
Are we allowed to be up here?
399
00:19:57,137 --> 00:19:58,617
- Yeah, I come up here
all the time.
400
00:19:58,724 --> 00:20:00,724
It's my little oasis
away from school.
401
00:20:07,931 --> 00:20:10,141
- It's adorable.
402
00:20:10,241 --> 00:20:12,101
- Not the word I would use,
but thanks.
403
00:20:12,206 --> 00:20:13,586
Have a seat.
404
00:20:21,310 --> 00:20:22,760
- Did you do this
all by yourself?
405
00:20:22,862 --> 00:20:24,552
- Wallace the janitor
helped me add to it,
406
00:20:24,655 --> 00:20:27,475
but, yeah, it was mostly me.
407
00:20:27,586 --> 00:20:30,066
I like to come up here
and do homework, read,
408
00:20:30,172 --> 00:20:33,552
think, listen to music,
whatever.
409
00:20:33,655 --> 00:20:35,335
- I mean, no wonder
nobody knew who you were.
410
00:20:35,448 --> 00:20:36,828
You were always up here.
411
00:20:36,931 --> 00:20:39,341
[man singing]
412
00:20:39,448 --> 00:20:44,758
[mellow acoustic music]
413
00:20:44,862 --> 00:20:46,622
Look that way.
414
00:20:54,206 --> 00:20:56,066
- What's this?
415
00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:57,932
- That is a secret
that I am too afraid
416
00:20:58,034 --> 00:21:00,724
to admit to anybody else.
417
00:21:04,034 --> 00:21:05,384
- Good.
418
00:21:05,482 --> 00:21:08,312
Because neither do I.
419
00:21:08,413 --> 00:21:11,173
- Really?
- Really? Yeah.
420
00:21:11,275 --> 00:21:12,615
Why do you seem so surprised
by that?
421
00:21:12,724 --> 00:21:14,384
- I don't know,
you just always seem
422
00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:16,832
really sure of yourself.
423
00:21:16,931 --> 00:21:19,341
- Oh, just because I blurt out
the first thing that comes to
424
00:21:19,448 --> 00:21:22,028
my mind doesn't mean I know
what I'm talking about.
425
00:21:22,137 --> 00:21:25,067
I'm just as scared of my
future as every other kid here.
426
00:21:25,172 --> 00:21:29,282
- Huh, I didn't know that.
427
00:21:29,379 --> 00:21:31,239
- Maybe we're looking at it
the wrong way.
428
00:21:31,344 --> 00:21:32,554
Maybe before we know
who we are,
429
00:21:32,655 --> 00:21:35,475
we need to figure out
what we're not.
430
00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:38,476
- And what are you not?
431
00:21:38,586 --> 00:21:41,096
- I'm... I'm not quiet.
432
00:21:41,206 --> 00:21:45,276
- No.
Definitely not.
433
00:21:45,379 --> 00:21:50,379
I am not...
my mother.
434
00:21:53,172 --> 00:21:55,312
- I'm...
435
00:21:55,413 --> 00:21:57,833
not capable of
hiding my feelings.
436
00:21:57,931 --> 00:22:03,521
- I am not...
a good public speaker.
437
00:22:03,620 --> 00:22:09,450
- I'm not a zombie.
- I'm not... perfect.
438
00:22:09,551 --> 00:22:12,381
- Yeah, but, pretty close.
439
00:22:12,482 --> 00:22:15,242
- You're such a dipshit, Ben.
- I know.
440
00:22:15,344 --> 00:22:17,174
[man singing]
441
00:22:17,275 --> 00:22:28,445
♪
442
00:22:29,551 --> 00:22:31,211
What?
It's my secret.
443
00:22:31,310 --> 00:22:32,860
I'm not sharing it
with anybody else.
444
00:22:32,965 --> 00:22:44,895
♪
445
00:22:52,551 --> 00:22:55,691
- ♪ Know that feeling
446
00:22:55,793 --> 00:22:59,863
♪ When you first wake up
447
00:22:59,965 --> 00:23:05,825
♪ You forget, you forget,
I forgot my name ♪
448
00:23:05,931 --> 00:23:10,381
♪ I can't move my mind right
449
00:23:10,482 --> 00:23:22,622
♪
450
00:23:38,275 --> 00:23:41,165
♪ If my priorities
take you by surprise ♪
451
00:23:41,275 --> 00:23:45,065
♪ There are dots in my eyes
452
00:23:45,172 --> 00:23:49,902
♪ I'm telling lies
to get out of socializing ♪
453
00:23:52,206 --> 00:23:55,306
♪ If my priorities
take you by surprise ♪
454
00:23:55,413 --> 00:23:57,863
♪ There are dots in my eyes
455
00:23:59,241 --> 00:24:03,001
♪ I'm telling lies
to get out of socializing ♪
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