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For too long, we have lived side by side
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with thousands of Muslims.
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I mean, how much longer will
we turn a blind eye to jihad?
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How much longer will we put
our children's lives in danger?
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For too long, our police and
government have failed us.
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Fuck off home, Muzzie bastards.
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Fuck off home, Muzzie bastards.
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Islam is tearing Britain apart,
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and we are just standing
by and watching it happen.
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Well, no more.
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It's time to take our country back
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in the battle against
the cancer that is Islam.
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They want our troops dead,
and they are dangerous
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and a daily threat to our way of life.
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Despite what people say...
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We aren't racist.
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I mean, we would take one
black Patriot UK member
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over 100 racists.
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You, our friend...
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What would you say to
those that call us racist?
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Er...
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Je parle pas anglais, en fait.
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Est-ce que quelqu'un parle francais?
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He don't even speak English!
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I knew it!
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I can't understand him.
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I knew a brother would never like them.
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Parlais francais, anglais.
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Il est un racist!
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Il est raciste?
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- Yeah, him.
- Definitely.
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Il est racist, bro.
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Tu es raciste, toi?
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Ignore this man.
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Ignore him.
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He's not...
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He's not here, right?
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Let's focus on the main problem
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that is the poison that is Islam.
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What a dick.
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Young lady!
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Who taught you that filth?
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You lot, mainly.
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We've got to be very careful.
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We're introducing very detrimental
language to her lexicon.
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I think it's Rubicon.
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But fear not, my patriots,
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because here today together in Birmingham,
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we are the cure for this cancer.
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Hey, do you reckon that
bloke can really cure cancer?
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Yeah, that's why loads of them are bald.
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Go home!
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Go home!
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Robbie, mate, I've
got something for you.
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How did you do that?
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How'd you do that?
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In your face!
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Excuse me.
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Did you see the throw?
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Why am I not surprised?
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He didn't do anything.
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Oh, really, who threw that, then?
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It was-
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No, no, no, it was me, it was me.
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Shut up.
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- Mobeen, I'm sorry.
- Look after her, man.
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I will.
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You know I'm arresting you this time
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for chucking an object at a man's head.
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Oh, bless him, is he all right?
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Did he get hurt?
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He should have put his
Ku Klux Klan hood on
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to cushion the blow, then, innit?
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You will be staying here
until I've got everything
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under control out there.
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This is bullshit, Harper.
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Always crying bullshit, aren't you?
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"No, I didn't see that robbery.
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Oh, I didn't see that shanking."
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Next you'll be telling me
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you've never seen "Game Of Thrones,"
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won't you, Moon Beam?
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"Moon Beam?"
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Do I look like a Care Bear to you?
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Tell someone who gives a shit.
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Right, then, treacle,
you've got three minutes
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to find the crystal.
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In you go.
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Oi!
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Oh, wait.
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Oh, this is beautiful.
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No kissing on the first date, boys.
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Oi!
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I thought I was put in
here for my own protection!
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It's "The Walking Dead."
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Hello, mate.
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You all right?
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Do I...
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Do I know you from somewhere?
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What?
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No.
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Erm...
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Did you used to deliver
pizza for Akbar's Pizza?
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No, mate, I've never delivered anything
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for anyone called Akbar.
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No?
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Familiar, though, you.
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Oh, hold on a second.
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I know now, sorry.
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You look just like your great-grandad.
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Your great-grandad...
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Is Adolf Hitler, isn't he?
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You racist piece of shit!
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I'm not racist, right?
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I've never said anything
racist in my life.
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That wasn't you on stage out there
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saying that all Muslims are
more dangerous than Ebola?
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That wasn't you, no?
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Okay...
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Mate, listen.
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Let me...
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'Cause you don't...
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Listen, Islam isn't a
race, it's an ideology.
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Yeah, so you can't be racist
against an idea, can you?
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That's a great point, that.
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I can't argue...
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I can't argue with that,
I can't argue with that.
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But you and your organization
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hides behind statements
like that, don't you?
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Yeah?
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Okay, listen, my
organization is very diverse.
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Right, I have blacks, I
have Sikhs, even a Jew.
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Wow, you got a Jew?
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My God.
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You know your black members,
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are they suffering from vitiligo
at the moment, are they?
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Okay, that's not fair, is it?
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'Cause there were black people
out there with us today.
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Okay, there was a black
person, but he was...
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All right, listen, we did a
poll only last month, right,
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that showed clearly the
majority of British people,
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black, white, and Asian...
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Thank you.
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Feel that letting Islam into
the UK is the biggest mistake
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this country has ever made.
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It's a fact.
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Is that a fact, is it?
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Bloody hell.
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Can't argue with facts, innit?
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My days.
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I had a look at this other poll
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that was conducted a
couple of months ago, yeah,
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and it said that British
citizens actually think
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the biggest mistake ever
made in this country
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is when your mum let
your dad in her pom-pom!
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Well, I don't think
that's an actual poll.
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Oh, you don't think?
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Don't worry about it, Aqs, man.
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We'll look after you, innit?
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This is what Mobeen would have wanted.
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He's not dead.
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Yeah, there's nothing to worry about.
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Nothing to worry about at all.
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Mo!
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Mo!
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Will you just relax?
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Mobeen!
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Racist piece of shit!
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What's he doing?
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I don't know, bumming the
racism out of him, probably.
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Shit!
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Robbie, who's my little space hopper?
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Robbie's my little space hopper!
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I'm gonna squeeze every
last bit of divisive oxygen
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out of your lungs, Robbie.
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I've got asthma.
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You're gonna kill me.
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Shut up, man.
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I ain't going to jail for
10 years for killing you
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by arse-impacted trauma.
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Racist dickhead.
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See?
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You are all violent psychopaths.
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No, you bring out the worst in people.
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Even the Pope would have a hard time
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not swinging you round the
head with his massive stick,
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and he's a pretty chilled-out guy.
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Don't you mention the Pope.
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I mean, you don't even like Christianity.
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I mean, it's written in your ideology.
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I mean, what would happen if I pulled out
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a crucifix right now?
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Nothing.
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I'm not Count Dracula, am I?
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At least vampires try
to integrate into society.
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You do realize that "Blade"
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and "Twilight" were just films?
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Yeah.
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You have infiltrated every
facet of our society.
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I mean, I can't even
walk into my local Subway
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without it being filled with
that barbaric halal meat.
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What are you and the Daily Mail
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so bloody scared of halal meat for?
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What do you think is gonna happen?
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You're gonna have one bite
and want another three wives?
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Halal meat directly funds terrorism.
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You buy a doner kebab and
Isis get a free rocket launcher?
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Is that what you're saying?
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No, no, I've got proof for you.
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Right, you ready?
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Go on.
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Halal abattoirs are
run by Muslims, right?
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Who take the profit from halal meat sales
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to directly fund terrorist activity.
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Proof.
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Proof?
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Who is finding you this proof?
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The same people that found
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weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?
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To be fair, those guys did
have a very difficult job.
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No shit, yeah?
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There was nothing to bloody find!
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I'm serious, I'm proper desperate.
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So go find a toilet.
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Where?
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Just go there.
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Wait for me, though, innit?
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What's going on here?
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Erm...
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Don't you just love the
forest at this time of year?
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Come on, out!
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I couldn't go.
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There's police everywhere,
it's proper all Gordoned off.
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Cordoned.
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Huh?
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It's cordoned off, not Gordoned off.
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I think I know what the word is.
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Look at her, like, trying
to be big and that.
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Yeah, okay, mate.
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Aqs...
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What is it?
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I really need to go to the toilet, too.
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You are kidding me.
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Hmm...
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I mean, you Muslims hate our way of life.
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You don't wanna integrate
with real Englishmen like me.
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Real Englishmen don't want to integrate
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with Englishmen like you.
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Islamic culture is incompatible
with the Western world.
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I mean, look how you treat your women.
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You think all women should
be made to wear the burqa.
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No, I don't.
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That's their bodies,
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they should be able to
wear what they like.
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Hmm.
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Only the oppressed woman
wants to wear one of those.
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Ooh, Robbie!
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Are you dictating femininity to women
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against their will, are you?
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You sexist pig.
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Whoa, mate, isn't it
haram for you to say pig?
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No.
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But if I say it more than three
times in a week, I'll melt.
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You!
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You had me there!
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Oh, we can only hope.
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Why can't we use your flask?
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Can't we just knock on
someone's door or something?
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No.
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Can we share a flask, then?
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00:11:01,770 --> 00:11:02,603
No!
272
00:11:02,603 --> 00:11:04,290
That's disgusting.
273
00:11:04,290 --> 00:11:05,190
I'm not gonna drink it.
274
00:11:05,190 --> 00:11:07,135
Seriously, I feel like I
need to bring nappies out
275
00:11:07,135 --> 00:11:08,254
for you two.
276
00:11:08,254 --> 00:11:09,654
I might actually need one.
277
00:11:11,490 --> 00:11:14,580
Taliban, Isis, Osama bin Laden...
278
00:11:14,580 --> 00:11:16,350
I mean, he's blatantly
still knocking about.
279
00:11:16,350 --> 00:11:19,260
Anything else on the
Top 100 Muslim Risk List?
280
00:11:19,260 --> 00:11:20,850
I'm glad you asked.
281
00:11:20,850 --> 00:11:23,126
The most important one, jihad.
282
00:11:23,126 --> 00:11:24,943
Oh, that's my favorite one, that is.
283
00:11:24,943 --> 00:11:26,595
It's not a joke, is it?
284
00:11:26,595 --> 00:11:28,770
I mean, there's jihadis
on the streets of England
285
00:11:28,770 --> 00:11:30,270
spilling blood in the name of Islam.
286
00:11:30,270 --> 00:11:31,800
I mean, if that's not Islam's fault,
287
00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:33,270
then why are Muslims
committing the crimes?
288
00:11:33,270 --> 00:11:35,370
Clearly people being
killed in the street
289
00:11:35,370 --> 00:11:37,017
is horrific, Robbie, yeah,
290
00:11:37,017 --> 00:11:39,150
but the perpetrators
aren't going door-to-door
291
00:11:39,150 --> 00:11:40,950
handing out samosas and mango chutney,
292
00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:42,450
telling us about their plans, are they?
293
00:11:42,450 --> 00:11:44,750
Bullshit, your community knows.
294
00:11:44,750 --> 00:11:46,642
We do know, Robbie, yeah.
295
00:11:46,642 --> 00:11:48,750
That you're a hole in a broken dick!
296
00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:50,016
Stop belittling it, right?
297
00:11:50,016 --> 00:11:52,560
Islamic terrorism is the
single biggest threat
298
00:11:52,560 --> 00:11:54,300
to men, women and children
this country has ever seen.
299
00:11:54,300 --> 00:11:55,650
That's just a fucking fact!
300
00:11:56,949 --> 00:11:58,170
Oh...
301
00:11:58,170 --> 00:12:00,660
Oh, remember the asthma, Robbie.
302
00:12:00,660 --> 00:12:02,206
Come on, have a sit down.
303
00:12:02,206 --> 00:12:03,039
Sit down.
304
00:12:05,387 --> 00:12:07,998
You know what they taught
us at school in PE, yeah?
305
00:12:07,998 --> 00:12:10,418
Breathe in, fill your lungs.
306
00:12:10,418 --> 00:12:12,500
In with the positivity...
307
00:12:14,070 --> 00:12:15,418
Out with the racism.
308
00:12:15,418 --> 00:12:17,730
Breathe in the positivity...
309
00:12:17,730 --> 00:12:19,710
Out with the Islamophobia.
310
00:12:19,710 --> 00:12:21,900
Don't you feel better already, Robbie, eh?
311
00:12:21,900 --> 00:12:23,531
Yeah.
312
00:12:23,531 --> 00:12:28,018
Listen, you're getting yourself
in knots, you daft bugger.
313
00:12:28,018 --> 00:12:29,790
I've been a Muslim a while, yeah?
314
00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:31,290
And I know plenty Muslims as well,
315
00:12:31,290 --> 00:12:33,113
and I'm going to tell you this,
316
00:12:33,113 --> 00:12:34,830
I can't get them to commit to what time
317
00:12:34,830 --> 00:12:36,136
we're going to Nando's,
318
00:12:36,136 --> 00:12:38,403
let alone commit acts of terrorism, yeah?
319
00:12:44,628 --> 00:12:46,369
What sauce do you have?
320
00:12:46,369 --> 00:12:47,952
Eh?
321
00:12:47,952 --> 00:12:49,233
At Nando's.
322
00:12:50,542 --> 00:12:51,633
The Vusa.
323
00:12:54,375 --> 00:12:56,013
Oh, I knew it.
324
00:12:59,190 --> 00:13:00,240
Oh, I really need to wee.
325
00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:01,740
Can we go home, then?
326
00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:02,573
No.
327
00:13:03,688 --> 00:13:04,860
I'm desperate.
328
00:13:04,860 --> 00:13:05,760
Will you two just shut up?
329
00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:07,110
You're not the first people in history
330
00:13:07,110 --> 00:13:08,560
to need the toilet, you know.
331
00:13:09,900 --> 00:13:10,827
Go in there.
332
00:13:10,827 --> 00:13:12,710
Are you mad?
333
00:13:12,710 --> 00:13:14,610
I never said it was a perfect world.
334
00:13:14,610 --> 00:13:16,800
You two need the toilet,
there's a toilet in there.
335
00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:18,300
Erm, I don't think so.
336
00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:19,778
We're definitely not going in there.
337
00:13:19,778 --> 00:13:20,611
I'm going in.
338
00:13:20,611 --> 00:13:21,444
What?
339
00:13:21,444 --> 00:13:23,880
Look, toilets are a
no-man's land, innit?
340
00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:24,720
A safe space.
341
00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,102
You can't commit any act of violence
342
00:13:26,102 --> 00:13:29,070
in any toilet anywhere in the world.
343
00:13:29,070 --> 00:13:29,903
Yeah, but-
344
00:13:29,903 --> 00:13:30,933
No, that's true.
345
00:13:33,059 --> 00:13:34,950
That's not true, is it?
346
00:13:34,950 --> 00:13:35,883
Definitely not.
347
00:13:36,870 --> 00:13:37,710
He's got...
348
00:13:37,710 --> 00:13:38,543
Oh, my gosh.
349
00:13:51,484 --> 00:13:52,401
Robbie...
350
00:13:53,548 --> 00:13:54,530
Eh?
351
00:13:54,530 --> 00:13:55,630
Me old mate.
352
00:13:55,630 --> 00:13:58,724
You know what, man, I'm sat here thinking,
353
00:13:58,724 --> 00:14:01,698
what's made my friend Robbie so staunchly
354
00:14:01,698 --> 00:14:03,120
Islamophobic and racist?
355
00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:05,010
I can't work it out for the life of me.
356
00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:06,483
I ain't racist.
357
00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:14,000
Robbie, I read online
that your ex-girlfriend...
358
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,060
Not true.
359
00:14:15,060 --> 00:14:16,290
That your childhood sweetheart-
360
00:14:16,290 --> 00:14:17,123
Didn't happen.
361
00:14:17,123 --> 00:14:18,120
Ran off with a Muslim guy...
362
00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:18,953
No.
363
00:14:18,953 --> 00:14:20,433
And converted to Islam.
364
00:14:21,577 --> 00:14:23,403
I didn't like her anyway.
365
00:14:26,175 --> 00:14:29,884
And obviously, we all
know you don't believe
366
00:14:29,884 --> 00:14:31,713
the things you read online.
367
00:14:33,089 --> 00:14:35,613
Obviously, Robbie, yeah, that's right.
368
00:14:37,678 --> 00:14:41,040
Hey, listen, mate, don't worry, eh?
369
00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:42,480
We've all been through heartbreak, Robbie.
370
00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:43,476
It's tough.
371
00:14:43,476 --> 00:14:45,807
I mean, to be fair, most of us go through
372
00:14:45,807 --> 00:14:47,610
three tubs of Ben &
Jerry's and get over it.
373
00:14:47,610 --> 00:14:48,560
You...
374
00:14:50,230 --> 00:14:52,100
Set up a far right-wing
hate group instead.
375
00:14:56,668 --> 00:14:58,408
Why is he taking so long?
376
00:14:58,408 --> 00:15:00,180
He's probably just getting battered
377
00:15:00,180 --> 00:15:01,593
by a load of racists.
378
00:15:08,570 --> 00:15:13,443
Oh!
379
00:15:16,890 --> 00:15:19,803
What the fuck are you doing in here?
380
00:15:25,963 --> 00:15:27,903
It's neutral zone.
381
00:15:32,709 --> 00:15:36,330
The only weapon I have is my
bladder, but so help me God,
382
00:15:36,330 --> 00:15:38,700
if you don't get the
fuck away from my friend,
383
00:15:38,700 --> 00:15:40,773
I'll piss all over you racists.
384
00:15:45,609 --> 00:15:46,609
All right.
385
00:15:48,917 --> 00:15:51,000
All right, mate.
386
00:15:53,878 --> 00:15:55,080
Oh!
387
00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:56,820
Bro, that was amazing!
388
00:15:56,820 --> 00:15:57,960
You're my hero, brother!
389
00:15:57,960 --> 00:15:58,860
Wash your hands.
390
00:16:00,267 --> 00:16:01,203
Okay.
391
00:16:05,110 --> 00:16:06,804
Can I ask you something?
392
00:16:06,804 --> 00:16:07,803
No.
393
00:16:07,803 --> 00:16:08,793
I'll ask anyway.
394
00:16:10,404 --> 00:16:14,133
Do you genuinely believe in
all the shit that you say?
395
00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:16,680
It's not shit.
396
00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:18,720
It's on the internet.
397
00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:20,130
Fucking hell.
398
00:16:20,130 --> 00:16:22,864
And yes, of course I do.
399
00:16:22,864 --> 00:16:27,202
I'm here for the people,
so they know the truth.
400
00:16:27,202 --> 00:16:29,310
Oh, you're a hero, you are.
401
00:16:29,310 --> 00:16:31,620
Very noble, Robbie, very noble.
402
00:16:31,620 --> 00:16:34,590
I mean, you've currently got
a bestselling hate manual,
403
00:16:34,590 --> 00:16:36,853
oh, sorry, sorry, bestselling book,
404
00:16:36,853 --> 00:16:38,370
on Amazon at the moment.
405
00:16:38,370 --> 00:16:40,440
I mean, shit, that must have made you
406
00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:42,033
a fairly wealthy man, Robbie.
407
00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:45,652
People like you, Katie Hopkins there,
408
00:16:45,652 --> 00:16:48,660
you lot have made a
career off preaching hate,
409
00:16:48,660 --> 00:16:49,890
haven't you, Robbie?
410
00:16:49,890 --> 00:16:52,742
She's actually quite good
if you read some of her stuff.
411
00:16:52,742 --> 00:16:54,630
She was great on the radio.
412
00:16:54,630 --> 00:16:55,463
Shame.
413
00:16:56,380 --> 00:16:58,050
It's clever, bro.
414
00:16:58,050 --> 00:16:59,640
It's a great business move, innit?
415
00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:01,867
Hey, unfortunately it's
probably always gonna be
416
00:17:01,867 --> 00:17:04,367
one of the most popular-selling
products there is.
417
00:17:05,460 --> 00:17:07,156
Can you just shut up?
418
00:17:07,156 --> 00:17:08,340
No.
419
00:17:08,340 --> 00:17:10,320
So, listen, Robbie, you see,
420
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:12,540
you and your followers out there...
421
00:17:12,540 --> 00:17:14,340
26,000 on Twitter.
422
00:17:14,340 --> 00:17:15,709
Slightly less on Instagram.
423
00:17:15,709 --> 00:17:17,430
Amazing.
424
00:17:17,430 --> 00:17:19,960
I mean, no, your loyal followers, yeah,
425
00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:21,877
the ones out there that were screaming,
426
00:17:21,877 --> 00:17:24,223
"Dirty Pakis, fuck off home."
427
00:17:24,223 --> 00:17:26,220
I don't mind them, bruv,
428
00:17:26,220 --> 00:17:28,383
anywhere near as much as I mind you.
429
00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:31,045
I mean, shit, at least with those lot,
430
00:17:31,045 --> 00:17:32,940
what you see is what you get.
431
00:17:32,940 --> 00:17:34,530
They're the same mentality of people
432
00:17:34,530 --> 00:17:36,311
telling my old dear in the '80s
433
00:17:36,311 --> 00:17:39,180
that they'd throw her off
the sixth floor of the flats
434
00:17:39,180 --> 00:17:40,800
and hang me from the balcony, yeah?
435
00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:42,450
Just 'cause she was an immigrant.
436
00:17:43,946 --> 00:17:47,670
Bruv, they're nowhere
near as dangerous as you.
437
00:17:47,670 --> 00:17:50,889
You see, you, Robbie,
you give them validity.
438
00:17:50,889 --> 00:17:52,563
You give them a cause.
439
00:17:53,541 --> 00:17:56,137
What do you say on the
internet all the time?
440
00:17:56,137 --> 00:17:58,733
"Islam is a cancer."
441
00:17:58,733 --> 00:18:01,285
I mean, shit, what do I know?
442
00:18:01,285 --> 00:18:04,294
But if you ask me, Robbie Worthington
443
00:18:04,294 --> 00:18:06,632
and his moneymaking rhetoric
444
00:18:06,632 --> 00:18:09,003
is the real cancer here, mate.
445
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:14,433
Oh, shit.
446
00:18:15,357 --> 00:18:16,203
Oi!
447
00:18:17,750 --> 00:18:18,667
Is he dead?
448
00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:25,859
I killed this motherfucker
with my realness!
449
00:18:25,859 --> 00:18:26,692
Ha-ha!
450
00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:30,028
Oh, shit.
451
00:18:31,684 --> 00:18:35,370
I killed this motherfucker
with my realness.
452
00:18:35,370 --> 00:18:36,203
Hello?
453
00:18:36,203 --> 00:18:37,916
I think Robbie's a bit dead!
454
00:18:37,916 --> 00:18:39,332
Hey!
455
00:18:39,332 --> 00:18:40,622
Help!
456
00:18:40,622 --> 00:18:42,596
He's looking a bit dead to me!
457
00:18:42,596 --> 00:18:43,701
Hello?
458
00:18:43,701 --> 00:18:44,699
Hello!
459
00:18:44,699 --> 00:18:45,532
Hey!
460
00:18:49,219 --> 00:18:51,628
What have you done here, Moon Beam?
461
00:18:51,628 --> 00:18:52,945
Get out.
462
00:18:52,945 --> 00:18:53,778
Oi!
463
00:18:59,290 --> 00:19:00,793
I killed him.
464
00:19:00,793 --> 00:19:01,981
You killed him?
465
00:19:01,981 --> 00:19:03,107
Yeah, I killed him.
466
00:19:03,107 --> 00:19:04,287
But with the power of my words, yeah?
467
00:19:04,287 --> 00:19:06,273
You can't go to jail for that, Harper!
468
00:19:09,937 --> 00:19:11,047
Yeah, you haven't.
469
00:19:11,047 --> 00:19:11,880
He's not dead?
470
00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:12,713
No.
471
00:19:12,713 --> 00:19:13,546
Oh.
472
00:19:13,546 --> 00:19:14,379
Guys!
473
00:19:14,379 --> 00:19:15,212
You okay?
474
00:19:16,299 --> 00:19:18,360
All right, you're free to go.
475
00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:19,193
Eh?
476
00:19:22,759 --> 00:19:23,804
Why?
477
00:19:23,804 --> 00:19:25,398
I thought you hated us.
478
00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:26,330
I do.
479
00:19:26,330 --> 00:19:27,840
I hate your lot.
480
00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:28,886
I hate his lot.
481
00:19:28,886 --> 00:19:31,140
I hate old people who
fall over in their gardens
482
00:19:31,140 --> 00:19:32,520
and can't get back up again.
483
00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:34,277
I hate anybody who makes my job
484
00:19:34,277 --> 00:19:36,556
more difficult than it already is.
485
00:19:36,556 --> 00:19:39,480
This is, like, the most
positive police prejudice
486
00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:41,165
I've ever experienced in my life.
487
00:19:41,165 --> 00:19:43,675
No, go home now before I change my mind.
488
00:19:43,675 --> 00:19:44,790
Just a quick hug though.
489
00:19:44,790 --> 00:19:46,248
No!
490
00:19:46,248 --> 00:19:47,100
Go on.
491
00:19:47,100 --> 00:19:47,933
Fine.
492
00:19:49,058 --> 00:19:49,891
Yeah!
493
00:19:49,891 --> 00:19:50,724
Oh, my God.
494
00:19:50,724 --> 00:19:52,733
Are you okay, though, are you all right?
495
00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:54,090
Hey, listen, are you all right?
496
00:19:54,090 --> 00:19:54,923
Yeah?
497
00:19:54,923 --> 00:19:56,370
What happened in the
van with that waste man?
498
00:19:56,370 --> 00:19:58,672
Did he give you the cure for cancer?
499
00:19:58,672 --> 00:20:00,396
Forget it, man, he is a waste man,
500
00:20:00,396 --> 00:20:01,313
you know what he's like.
501
00:20:01,313 --> 00:20:02,970
But you, are you okay?
502
00:20:02,970 --> 00:20:03,850
Did they look after you, yeah?
503
00:20:03,850 --> 00:20:05,130
Yeah, I did.
504
00:20:05,130 --> 00:20:05,963
Totally.
505
00:20:05,963 --> 00:20:06,843
I did, definitely.
506
00:20:08,372 --> 00:20:10,073
Come here, man!
507
00:20:10,073 --> 00:20:10,906
Come here!
508
00:20:11,998 --> 00:20:13,080
Bonjourno!
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