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Rory, what do you like
about James Bond?
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I like that he has
a license to kill.
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Yeah, me too.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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- What's this one called?
- Kyle.
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- Hi, Paul Hennessy.
Bridget's Dad.
- What's up! Kyle.
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Kyle. Right.
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Just so you know, Kyle,
if you ever pull into
my driveway and honk,
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you'd better
be delivering a package
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because you're sure as hell
not picking anything up.
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- Uh, sorry, Mr. Hennessy.
- Please.
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All the guys call me Paul,
or Sensei Paul, because
of my black belt.
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Whatever you're
comfortable with.
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- Your pants are ringing.
- Yeah.
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What up,
my brotha from anotha motha?
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Oh, Lindsey, yeah, I...
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I can't talk right now.
No, I'm at a friend's house.
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Yeah, just a friend.
Yeah. Late.
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Mr. Hennessy...
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Please, Sensei.
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Lindsey, huh? You have other
girlfriends, Kyle, and that's
fine with me...
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- Sweet.
- ...if it's OK
with my daughter.
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Otherwise, you will continue
to date her and no one but her
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until she is finished with you.
If you make her cry, I'll make
you cry.
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- Hey, Kyle!
- Hey.
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Oh, my God, you talked to him.
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Little bit.
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You two have fun! Later,
my brotha from anotha motha!
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- Keys, keys, keys...
- Where are you going?
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You know this. I'm starting
the morning shift in ICU.
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I have to get down
to the paper.
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You're in charge
of the kids today.
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Oh, right! That starts today.
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Actually, it started
when they were born.
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I just never
worked mornings before.
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You know, you could call them
and tell them you're sick.
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Paul, you're doing this. Bye.
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This is a bad day for me.
I've got a huge deadline.
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Ed needs 800 words on
the boat show at Auburn Hills.
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OK, I'll tell the guy without
a liver to hold on because
there's a boat show.
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I owe you.
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Paul, if you love me,
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and if you ever want another
shot at a nurse fantasy...
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- And I do.
- And you do.
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...then you will stick
to our plan and share duties.
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- You're right.
- Bridget! Give me that!
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- That's my mirror!
- - They're all your mirrors!
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OK. This is where
sharing the duties begins.
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Girls, don't make your mother
come up there!
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Good job.
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The boy. My boy.
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Hey, Dad.
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- Good morning, Care Bear.
- Yeah? Prove it.
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Someone's not getting any
Mickey Mouse pancakes today.
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Uh, Bridget... Why are you
dressed like that?
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It must be
Casual Sex Day at school.
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Hey! At least I get...
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...look good.
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Cupcake, I think you missed
the word "under" in "underwear."
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I can see your bra and that
slingshot you're wearing
under your pants.
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- It's a thong.
- It's floss.
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I can't wear anything else.
Panty lines. Hello.
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Panty lines, hello, are fine.
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- They were a big deal
in my day.
- We're the Thong Generation.
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Well, maybe that's why
your generation is so angry.
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You're always walking
around with a wedgie.
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Hey, Dad, did you know Bridget's
got underpants with leopard
spots?
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- What were you doing
in my drawer?
- Showing my friends.
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- Oh God!
- No, no, no.
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Not the boy. Never hit the boy.
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Go upstairs, cover up!
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- Kerry, sweetie?
- What?!
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Problem in the coven?
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You're so
immeasurably not funny.
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You seem like you're in
some kind of mood this morning.
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- Is everything OK?
- Stop yelling at me!
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I... Uh...
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I'm not yelling. Honey...
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...are you having your...?
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Are you on your...?
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Is it your...
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...birthday?
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No. It's not my... birthday.
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- What?
- Sack lunches?
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Only losers bring
their lunches to school.
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I brought a sack lunch every day
all throughout college.
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- Loser.
- Loser.
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Stop here.
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Do not drop us off up front.
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And after we walk away,
do not shout something after us.
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- Or honk.
- Or wave.
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Don't say "you're welcome,"
like you're making a brilliant
point
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because we didn't say
"thank you."
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Oh, Dad.
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Bridgie! Care Bear!
You forgot your lunches!
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You're welcome!
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- Hey, Hennessy, think fast!
- Damn it, Tommy! Come on!
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- I got a meeting
with Ed in five.
- Easy. Ooh.
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I'm sorry. I'm just a little
crazed because of my kids.
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You should've seen
the way my daughter dressed.
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- Which one, the hot one?
- No. You can't call her that.
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- Right. Not in front of you.
- Not ever.
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- Well...
- No, come on, you know.
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- You've got teenagers.
- But I've got the good kind.
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Boys.
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Boys are great. My little
guy's something, though.
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He made the flag football team
this year. Defensive End.
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Cute. Wanna hear something?
Guess what I found in Kyle's
room?
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- What?
- Come on, guess. Condoms.
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- The big ones.
- Hey! Father of girls here.
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- What?
- You and I are
no longer friends.
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When were we friends? Whoa...
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Watch out for that one.
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Come on, relax, he's 17.
What were you like at his age?
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- Horrible.
- Well...
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Horrible!
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- Wait a minute! Kyle?
- He goes to your kids' school.
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Got kicked out
of the old school.
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In fact, I think
he's friends with the hot...
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- Bridget.
- Hot Bridget.
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Tommy...
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I don't want to talk
about the girls right now.
They're safe in school.
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Suspended? Kerry's suspended?
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She was ditching.
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This isn't like her.
She's an honor student.
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I have to ask, has anything big
happened in the home recently?
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Well, before I switched
to columnist,
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I was named
Sportswriter of the Month.
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- How would that affect Kerry?
- It can't be easy
living in my shadow.
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She doesn't care
about your shadow.
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Come on,
Sportswriter of the Month.
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I meant something that
might be upsetting to the kids.
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00:08:03,875 --> 00:08:05,667
- Cate went back to work.
- What?
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- Which was a mutual decision.
- I had to go back to work.
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Bridget is two years away
from college, and unless
she gets a scholarship...
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I'm sorry. Go on.
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Both of us working and sharing
duties seems like the only way
to make it work.
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- Commendable.
- I make lunches
and drive the kids.
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- Once. You did it once.
- I got them to school,
didn't I?
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Next time make sure they walk
all the way in the building.
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Hello! People.
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Look, Kerry's a good kid,
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but she's at that age where
there's a lot of peer pressure.
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Drugs, sex, you name it.
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And as parents, you need
to ask the hard questions.
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Kerry, your father and I
are very disappointed...
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Oh, my God, it's the hospital.
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I have to get back.
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But, Kerry, I will be home
tonight and we will talk then,
OK?
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- You got this?
- Handled.
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I got your nose.
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- Kerry?
- Dad, can I go to the library?
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Just a second. Kerry?
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Uh, that's my ride. Bye.
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Uh... I've decided you can go.
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- Honey?
- What?!
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Now come on, I gave you
enough... Just a second.
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What? I come in here
to think sometimes.
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Get out!
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00:10:06,334 --> 00:10:09,584
I let you have
the entire afternoon to chill.
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Oh, God.
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Tell me why you're ditching
school. What's going on, Care
Bear?
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Stop calling me that!
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God, one Halloween costume
at five and it sticks for life.
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00:10:21,417 --> 00:10:24,084
Do I call
you Man With Ax In Head?
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Kerry, I am your father.
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You can tell me anything,
anything. Anything?
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Stop looking at my pupils!
I'm not on drugs!
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00:10:34,667 --> 00:10:38,042
I'm not accusing you. Should
I be? I mean, you know, I...
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There are certain signs.
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You lost interest
in soccer like that.
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Yeah, in the third grade.
The coach wouldn't let me play.
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You were too little.
I was afraid to send you in.
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Well, something's going on with
you, whether it's drugs or...
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Are you using this?
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My retainer? Yes.
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- No, I'm not
using birth control.
- Good.
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- So, you...
- No, I don't need
birth control.
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Better.
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00:11:14,042 --> 00:11:15,417
What?
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00:11:15,417 --> 00:11:17,792
It's funny that you're
worried about me,
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when Bridget says stuff like,
"I'm going to the library."
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"Hey, babe"?
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"Hey, sexy"?
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"Dat U?"
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"Yes, it me.
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00:11:43,125 --> 00:11:47,042
Who dis... dawg?"
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"Jesse"? "Chatrooms"?
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Oh, my God!
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- Hello?
- Hey, Dad.
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Can you get me at the mall?
Lindsey's car died.
193
00:12:01,042 --> 00:12:04,667
Mall? What happened,
and please try to be coherent.
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00:12:04,667 --> 00:12:07,584
We were on our way to the
library, but Lindsey's car died
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00:12:07,584 --> 00:12:11,417
but Amanda and Brooke were
getting a picture taken
for Brooke's birthday,
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which I want for mine,
they give you a makeover.
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00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,750
Wendy did one with this cowboy
hat, which was so cute.
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- When I say coherent...
Who's Jesse?
- Skittles.
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- Skittles?
- I'm getting Skittles
for the movies.
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- Who said you could go?
- I can't help it.
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- I'm getting a nosebleed.
- You never listen.
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- Who is Jesse?
- Forget it.
I'll ride with a stranger.
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No, don't you hang up on me.
Don't hang...
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God.
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- Where you going?
- Out.
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- Mall?
- Yeah.
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Hey, check this out,
me checking you out.
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Checking me out,
checking you out.
209
00:12:54,334 --> 00:12:56,375
Yeah, I'm checking you out.
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00:12:57,959 --> 00:13:00,042
Kyle!
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Hey, security, you've got
to stop that behavior over
there.
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00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:05,292
They're holding hands.
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00:13:05,292 --> 00:13:08,000
Give me your pepper spray.
Just for a minute.
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Don't tempt me.
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00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:15,834
- Hey, Kyle.
- I gotta go.
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Hey, check this out.
Me checking you out,
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checking me out,
checking you out.
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Oh. Hey!
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What are you doing here?
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Uh... Oh, I just, uh...
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I had to pick up a new
screwdriver, the old one
wouldn't...
222
00:14:04,042 --> 00:14:05,459
You need a ride home?
223
00:14:07,292 --> 00:14:08,792
Mm-hmm.
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00:14:14,167 --> 00:14:16,667
- This is nice.
- What?
225
00:14:16,667 --> 00:14:20,084
You usually don't let me
put my arm around you.
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Oh, my God.
227
00:14:32,042 --> 00:14:36,042
So, you really never planned
on going to the library,
did you?
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00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:39,375
Sure, she did,
right after her Mensa meeting.
229
00:14:41,417 --> 00:14:44,209
Mensa is a club for geniuses.
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- I know what Mensa is.
- Kerry, this is private.
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OK.
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- Geniuses are really
smart people.
- Kerry! Out!
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Bridgie, the truth, come on.
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00:15:01,250 --> 00:15:04,250
All right, well I was trying
to run into Kyle.
235
00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:08,167
I hoped he'd ask me to the
homecoming dance, but that's
not gonna happen.
236
00:15:08,167 --> 00:15:10,042
Oh, honey, I'm sorry.
237
00:15:10,042 --> 00:15:12,375
She's already going
with Dustin.
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- Oh, my God!
- Bridget!
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You already have a date?
240
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Yeah, but I could do
a lot better.
241
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I mean, come on.
242
00:15:22,625 --> 00:15:25,709
I'm past deadline, sitting here
feeling sorry for you
243
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when you're at the mall
scamming for somebody better?
244
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,417
- Did he say "scamming"?
- He also says "chill."
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Eww.
246
00:15:32,875 --> 00:15:34,459
- Look at his pants.
- I know.
247
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All right! Kerry, out!
248
00:15:36,834 --> 00:15:40,042
- Bridget, you are grounded
for a month.
- What? No, no, no.
249
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- One week and I clean my room?
- No negotiating. Three weeks!
250
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- One week, clean my room,
no allowance.
- Two weeks.
251
00:15:46,084 --> 00:15:48,042
Well, let that
be a lesson to her.
252
00:15:48,042 --> 00:15:49,792
All right, now you...
253
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I am sick of your smartass
attitude. You're not going
to homecoming either.
254
00:15:55,709 --> 00:15:58,167
- I wasn't going anyway.
- How come?
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'Cause it's stupid.
256
00:16:01,250 --> 00:16:04,042
'Cause it's for idiots.
'Cause, God...
257
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- 'Cause no one asked her.
- Uh, yeah.
258
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- Kerry?
- Go away!
259
00:16:19,042 --> 00:16:21,542
Look, Kerry, come on,
please talk to me.
260
00:16:21,542 --> 00:16:24,917
- You got
to let me in sometimes.
- Leave.
261
00:16:28,125 --> 00:16:30,042
No, stay.
262
00:16:32,917 --> 00:16:34,292
Dad...
263
00:16:36,042 --> 00:16:39,042
...do you think I'm pretty?
264
00:16:39,042 --> 00:16:42,459
Well, of course
I think you're pretty.
265
00:16:42,459 --> 00:16:46,750
What about that guy who hugged
you? I bet he thinks you're
pretty.
266
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Him?
267
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I'm his friend.
I'm everybody's friend.
268
00:16:55,042 --> 00:16:57,875
No one looks at me.
269
00:16:59,125 --> 00:17:02,625
Well, you know,
270
00:17:02,625 --> 00:17:05,917
maybe if you didn't
dress so baggy.
271
00:17:05,917 --> 00:17:08,584
I mean, you know,
272
00:17:08,584 --> 00:17:12,167
you're starting to get a really
nice... oh, boy... figure,
and...
273
00:17:13,250 --> 00:17:16,584
...starting
to develop things, so...
274
00:17:19,042 --> 00:17:20,917
Why hide it, I guess.
275
00:17:20,917 --> 00:17:23,042
- Do you want some money?
- Dad!
276
00:17:26,292 --> 00:17:29,459
I remember when you were born,
you had these huge eyes.
277
00:17:29,459 --> 00:17:32,459
These enormous,
expressive eyes.
278
00:17:32,459 --> 00:17:34,542
Big, like on monkeys.
279
00:17:34,542 --> 00:17:38,042
No wait, wait. First,
see where I'm going with this.
280
00:17:38,042 --> 00:17:42,334
I got to watch this little girl
281
00:17:42,334 --> 00:17:45,750
catch up
to these beautiful eyes
282
00:17:45,750 --> 00:17:50,042
and grow into
this lovely young lady
283
00:17:50,042 --> 00:17:54,792
who looks particularly pretty
right now because, heaven
forbid, she's smiling!
284
00:17:54,792 --> 00:17:58,042
A smile that can stop my heart.
Look at that, look at that.
285
00:17:58,042 --> 00:17:59,334
Stop it.
286
00:17:59,334 --> 00:18:02,750
So, in sum, yeah,
287
00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:04,667
I think you're very pretty.
288
00:18:10,417 --> 00:18:13,042
What do you know?
You're, like, 100.
289
00:18:30,709 --> 00:18:33,042
- Dad?
- What?
290
00:18:34,292 --> 00:18:36,292
Do you think I'm pretty?
291
00:18:37,042 --> 00:18:38,042
Get out!
292
00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:46,042
Hey, sweetie.
293
00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:48,875
Paul?
294
00:18:50,042 --> 00:18:53,417
- What's wrong?
- This is a bad place.
295
00:18:55,042 --> 00:18:57,667
- I'm mad at you.
Something you said.
- What?
296
00:18:57,667 --> 00:18:59,959
"Let's start a family."
297
00:18:59,959 --> 00:19:02,042
It was a bunch of years ago.
298
00:19:02,042 --> 00:19:04,750
You wanted to keep going
till we had a boy.
299
00:19:04,750 --> 00:19:07,375
And the boy is fine.
It's the girls.
300
00:19:07,375 --> 00:19:11,667
The girls, they don't seem
to like me very much.
301
00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:15,042
Where did you go wrong, Cate?
302
00:19:15,042 --> 00:19:17,625
- So you had a rough day?
- Yes, I did.
303
00:19:17,625 --> 00:19:21,417
So are you saying that I had
the tougher job all these years?
304
00:19:21,417 --> 00:19:23,709
No. You had them
when they were cute.
305
00:19:23,709 --> 00:19:25,167
They've changed.
306
00:19:27,042 --> 00:19:30,500
Now, look, you're just having
problems adjusting to the fact
307
00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:32,792
that your daughters
are becoming women.
308
00:19:32,792 --> 00:19:35,709
That is ridiculous.
They are not becoming women.
309
00:19:35,709 --> 00:19:40,000
Hey, you still
have Rory, the boy.
310
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:45,042
He's gonna get older and you
guys can hang out at Hooters
and drink beers
311
00:19:45,042 --> 00:19:46,959
and come on to waitresses.
312
00:19:48,042 --> 00:19:50,542
- That's true.
- There you go.
313
00:19:52,459 --> 00:19:55,042
But I want
the girls to love me too.
314
00:19:55,834 --> 00:19:58,250
I know.
315
00:19:58,250 --> 00:20:03,042
Hey, Paul, whatever's
going on in their lives,
316
00:20:03,042 --> 00:20:07,042
you just have to trust
that they love you too.
317
00:20:07,959 --> 00:20:10,000
- Yeah, I guess.
- Mom? Dad?
318
00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:14,750
I'm really sorry for ditching
school. I won't do it again.
319
00:20:14,750 --> 00:20:16,209
- Good.
- Glad to hear it.
320
00:20:16,209 --> 00:20:17,250
I'll walk you up.
321
00:20:24,125 --> 00:20:25,334
Good night.
322
00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:29,250
You must
have done something right.
323
00:20:36,042 --> 00:20:38,042
Whoa.
324
00:20:38,042 --> 00:20:41,292
- To what do I owe this honor?
- Daddy?
325
00:20:41,292 --> 00:20:42,792
Oh, God, what do you want?
326
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:49,042
How about I'm only grounded
for a week? Six days. I didn't
go anywhere good.
327
00:20:49,042 --> 00:20:52,042
- Cate!
- I'm going with
the boy you want,
328
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:54,125
- which is like being grounded.
- Cate!
329
00:20:54,125 --> 00:20:55,375
You know, Lindsey...
330
00:20:57,500 --> 00:20:58,625
Hi, Dad.
331
00:20:59,375 --> 00:21:01,042
Hey, where's your shroud?
332
00:21:01,042 --> 00:21:04,292
- A friend's coming over.
- A boy?
333
00:21:04,292 --> 00:21:06,250
Yeah. Is it OK?
334
00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:08,417
To see you light up
like this? Sure.
335
00:21:08,417 --> 00:21:12,042
He's here! I'm not ready.
336
00:21:15,042 --> 00:21:16,875
Hi, I'm Jesse.
337
00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:19,625
- Chatroom Jesse?
- Yeah.
338
00:21:19,625 --> 00:21:21,000
Hey, is Kerry here?
339
00:21:21,625 --> 00:21:22,625
Mmm... No!
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