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Guillermo, I want you to go
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tomorrow, and I want you to get
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some of those things
that humans use for smelling.
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Rhymes with "hoses."
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Noses?
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No. It's a green, spiky stick.
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You know, with the colors
on the top.
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You got the red.
"I love you.
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- Here's some..."
- Roses.
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Roses, yes.
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The Baron's attic has got a bitof a dank whiff.
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Since the Baron arrived,
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things have been very stressful.
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That's our familiar.
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He's staying in our attic
at the moment, and
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that's a lot of storage space
that we-we can't use.
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When is he going
to leave, anyway?
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Shh, Nadja!
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Guillermo.
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Well, pull it, then.
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- Oh!
- Too loud!
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- He needs to pipe down with that.
- Yes.
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- When will he leave?
- Shh.
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Nadja, you must keep
your voice down, my darling.
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Oh, for goodness' sake,
I'm not scared of him.
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Oh...
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The Baron has awakened?
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Sorry, was that a yes?
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- Was it a nod?
- No, I asked and she went,
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she went and did this.
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That is a nod,
I've seen her do it before.
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What, this? Like this?
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- He's awake.
- He's awake.
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Oh, he's awake.
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All right, I-I can feel
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his energy, it's very dark
and angry, and I think
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it's pointed at you guys.
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Hate to be you guys.
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["You're Dead"
by Norma Tanega playing]
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♪ Don't sing if you want
to live long ♪
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♪ They have no use
for your song ♪
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♪ You're dead, you're dead,
you're dead ♪
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♪ You're dead
and out of this world ♪
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♪ Now your hope and compassion
is gone ♪
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♪ You sold out your dream
to the world ♪
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♪ Stay dead, stay dead,
stay dead ♪
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♪ You're dead
and out of this world. ♪
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In Europe, a couple of centuries
ago, the Baron was a fun guy.
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And we got up to some
very messy business together.
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- Yes.
- Problem is,
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he's turned up recently
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with what only can be describedas
pretty old-fashioned ideas.
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He's obsessed with the idea
ofvampires taking over all humans,
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which, at first, you're like,
"Oh, that's a cool idea,"
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but then, after a while,
it's like,
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"Sorry, why are we doing this?"
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Yeah.
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You can bet your balls
he's gonna be furious
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we haven't come up
with a conquering plan.
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Maybe he's not angry.
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Maybe he's just wanting a chat?
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Get up with the latest
vampire gossip.
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That's highly unlucky, Nandor.
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The man's a fucking psychopath.
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I think he's going
to kill us all.
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That's more likely.
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Baron, we are here.
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But there's really no needfor
any kind of grand entrance.
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Or j-just do your bit...
That's fine, too.
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♪ In nomine Patris... ♪
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My slumber is...
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complete.
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Great.
Uh, we weren't sure
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that you wanted us
to conquer the whole
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of North America, or just, you
know, maybe a couple streets?
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Silence!
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I have heard so much of
the wonders of this New World,
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yet I have seen of it
not but this attic.
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Uh, would you like us
to get you a TV?
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No.
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I want to see the sights.
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I want a night on the town.
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A night on the town?
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Really? I mean,
won't that be a bit difficult
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with your, um...?
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Oh.
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You were saying?
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No, but I'm sure
we can help you fit in.
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Marvelous.
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Ah, relax.
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This is going to be fun.
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No.
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Oh, that's the documentary crew.
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We are so sorry that...
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our houseguest ate
your sound recordist.
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This... what is this
"conquering America" stuff?
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He's going to get us killed.
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Not unless he tries
to kill us himself first.
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- He threw me straight across the room.
- Most importantly, we are...
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that he ate
your sound recordist.
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That was very...
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Yeah. Wasn't very cool.
We'll, uh,
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we'll make sure
we look after you people.
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And how are we going to do that?
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I don't know, uh...
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Of course it's a trap.
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Why would the Baron want
to go on a night out?
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Because he wants to know howmuch
of America we've conquered.
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And when he finds out thatwe've
just conquered our street
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and part of Ashley Street,
he's going to kill us.
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But if we seriously think
he's gonna "quack" us...
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- Which we do.
- Then we should "quack" him first.
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You want us to quackhim?
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If you think he's gonna
"whack" us first, yes.
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Laszlo, be quiet. We will not
discuss this any further.
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It is the greatest violation
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of the unnatural order
by which we live.
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Also, can he even die?
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Oh, my...
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You happy now? You just scared
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the shit out of all three of us?
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Hmm? You don't knock anymore?
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Is this the new you? Hmm?
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Sorry, I just wanted to inform
you that the Baron's ready.
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- Oh.
- God...
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He's really terrifying.
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Yes, okay, well, we all are,
we are vampires.
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Well...
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Eh.
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Get out.
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We shall call this night
Operation...
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Accidentally Kill the Baron.
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Absolutely not. At least think
of a different name.
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This conversation
never happened.
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She keeps looking at me.
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Don't look at her.
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Bloody hell,
he's wearing two ruffs.
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- Let our grand evening
on the town commence.
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- Yes! Very good.
- Yes.
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Yes, uh, this is what
you're going to wear?
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Is it not right?
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Y-Yes, I mean, you look
the... dog's knackers.
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But, um, where we come from,
two ruffs
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means you're up for anything.
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Uh, it's best just to kind
ofblend in like... like we are now.
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Yes.
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Yes, I see.
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I want to walk amongst
the commoners unnoticed.
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- Yes.
- A prince amongst paupers.
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Yes, very good.
Very good. Exactly.
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Two ruffs don't make a right.
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Colin Robinson.
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Oh, wow. Uh... hello.
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You wouldn't happen to have any
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human-type clothes
to lend to the Baron?
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Uh, yeah, I-I could
scrounge something up.
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What size are you?
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Mm, this size.
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And what kind of vibe
are-are you going for?
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Jeans, T-shirt?
Are you a jeansand T-shirt type of guy?
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Probably not shorts.
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Um, maybe some cords,
some w-wale cords.
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He is not coming along, is he?
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I will take care of it.
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Oh, okay. But don't make
a big thing out of it.
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- Mm?
- Okay.
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Vampires have hidden
amongst humans
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for millennia.
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There are some in the community that believe
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that vampires
should rule the world.
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One such person
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is the Baron.
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And he's become a massive prick.
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Absolutely agree.
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Which is ironic,
because he doesn't have one.
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Where is he?
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He was right behind us.
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Ah.
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He's going to frighten
the townspeople.
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Oh.
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- Um...
- Holy shit.
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A lot of these buildings
are, uh, are taverns,
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- or bars as they call them.
- Don't mind him.
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- Did you see that?
- Why are these pedestrians
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making rictus faces at us?
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Oh, my God.
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Devils suck, man.
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We are vampires!
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Shh! What are you doing?
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He is literally going around,
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telling everyone, "Nice to meetyou, I am vampire."
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And, you know,
there's only so many times
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you can say that he's joking,
because look at his face.
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Yo, Laz. Nadja. Whoa...
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I was just, uh, stocking upon
some brews for the big game.
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Who is this guy?
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No, no, no. This is
our neighbor Sean, sire.
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He brings our trash cans in
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when we forget them.
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What the fuck? How did he...?
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- Shut up.
- You won't remember anything
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from the last five minutes.
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Yo, Laz, Nadja.
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I was just going to stock up
on some more brews.
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- Oh, no, no, no, no.
- No, no, no, no...
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We will fill this place
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with the carcasses
of the conquered.
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Some humans will become slaves.
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The rest, food.
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Slave.
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Pharmacy, pick up
line three, please.
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Pharmacy, line three.
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Food.
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He's as mad as a wax banana.
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- He's a fucking liability.
- I think it might be
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better if he dies.
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How about we just put his coffinon a
nice, long ocean journey?
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Look at this wonderful talisman.
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Whoop.
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Need I haggle
with the proprietor?
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- Just put it in your pocket.
- Hmm. It is done.
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Let us see, what to drink.
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What to...
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Oh, no, no.
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Oh, give him a nice hug from us.
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- Is he okay? I...
- Ha, ha.
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Whoa, dear. Hi.
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The Baron is being
very loud and obvious
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and vampirey and reckless.
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He had
a very high alcohol content.
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Do you think maybe
we should move the body?
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Now he's just gone up
to a drunk man
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and he's drunk
the drunk man's blood
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that has made him drunk.
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Okay. That's a...
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Just a little dizzy. Okay.
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A little dizzy, little dizzy.
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I am better.
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Back in the saddle.
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The drinking saddle!
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That was bollocks.
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♪ We need you now... ♪
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You people are as much fun
as the plague.
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Remember the plague?
And how much fun it was?
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That's this.
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- Let's liven this place up.
- Not too lively.
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It's very important to just
blend in and go with the flow.
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Or we could do shots.
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Shots, shots, shots,
shots, shots,
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shots, shots, shots,
shots, shots, shots,
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shots, shots, shots, shots.
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For God's sake.
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Oh, who wants a shot?
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We could do shots.
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Just a minute.
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And I said,
257
00:11:13,053 --> 00:11:16,186
"No, how do you like
yourstakes?"
258
00:11:16,226 --> 00:11:19,280
And pushed itright through his stupid heart.
259
00:11:21,412 --> 00:11:23,416
You know I'm not really a baron.
260
00:11:23,466 --> 00:11:25,029
Yes, you are.
261
00:11:25,079 --> 00:11:27,040
You're the Baron.
262
00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:30,264
No, I am not. It was a nickname.
263
00:11:30,304 --> 00:11:32,046
To tease me.
264
00:11:32,086 --> 00:11:34,921
Barren, B-A-R-R-E-N.
265
00:11:34,971 --> 00:11:36,053
Huh.
266
00:11:36,103 --> 00:11:38,145
Because I cannot sire offspring
267
00:11:38,195 --> 00:11:41,200
due to my lack of genitals.
268
00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:43,511
- Hello... whoop!
- There it isn't.
269
00:11:43,551 --> 00:11:45,073
I like it.
270
00:11:45,124 --> 00:11:48,299
All I ever wanted
was a child of my own.
271
00:11:50,391 --> 00:11:52,744
Well, I don't know, Baron.
272
00:11:53,926 --> 00:11:55,707
Maybe we could be your children.
273
00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:57,891
- Yes.
- Yes.
274
00:11:57,931 --> 00:11:59,334
- Yes.
- Also, maybe
275
00:11:59,374 --> 00:12:01,546
you want to pull
your pants back up now or...?
276
00:12:01,596 --> 00:12:03,728
Hmm? Oh, of course.
277
00:12:03,769 --> 00:12:05,952
Aw...
278
00:12:10,307 --> 00:12:12,361
The Baron,
279
00:12:12,401 --> 00:12:14,363
he told us very sad story.
280
00:12:14,403 --> 00:12:17,287
We might not kill him now...
281
00:12:17,327 --> 00:12:19,290
No, not going to kill him.
282
00:12:20,771 --> 00:12:22,775
It's just hard.
283
00:12:22,815 --> 00:12:26,389
I used to derive such pleasure
from killing,
284
00:12:26,439 --> 00:12:28,312
but now... it's just a thing
285
00:12:28,352 --> 00:12:32,186
I do because... why?
286
00:12:32,226 --> 00:12:34,189
Because I've always
done it, I guess?
287
00:12:34,239 --> 00:12:37,635
And these dark rages
that overtake me,
288
00:12:37,675 --> 00:12:40,078
oh, my mind is devouring itself.
289
00:12:40,118 --> 00:12:41,429
Aw...
290
00:12:41,470 --> 00:12:42,861
We're all going through shit.
291
00:12:42,911 --> 00:12:44,603
It's hard doing what we do.
292
00:12:44,653 --> 00:12:46,565
You know...
293
00:12:46,615 --> 00:12:48,569
this is going
to sound odd, but...
294
00:12:48,619 --> 00:12:50,450
I was thinking of killing
all of you tonight.
295
00:12:50,490 --> 00:12:51,582
Ah.
296
00:12:51,622 --> 00:12:53,414
- Yeah, yeah, I was.
- Ah.
297
00:12:53,455 --> 00:12:55,238
What have I become?
298
00:13:00,645 --> 00:13:02,346
Guess what.
299
00:13:05,090 --> 00:13:07,834
We were going to kill you
tonight, too.
300
00:13:13,542 --> 00:13:15,154
We were going to kill you!
301
00:13:15,204 --> 00:13:18,118
It was, it was Laszlo's idea.
302
00:13:18,168 --> 00:13:20,650
Yeah, it was.
303
00:13:20,691 --> 00:13:22,082
He had the stake,
304
00:13:22,132 --> 00:13:23,525
the...
305
00:13:23,565 --> 00:13:25,438
stake...
306
00:13:26,448 --> 00:13:28,932
I beg your pardon?
307
00:13:28,972 --> 00:13:30,364
Uh...
308
00:13:30,414 --> 00:13:31,976
He was just joking, it was,
309
00:13:32,025 --> 00:13:34,329
it was just an idea
that we were kicking upstream.
310
00:13:34,379 --> 00:13:36,423
Was more of a "what if"
situation.
311
00:13:36,473 --> 00:13:40,126
- Like, "What if?" and then "No."-Shut up.
312
00:13:41,830 --> 00:13:45,013
You... "kicked upstream"
313
00:13:45,053 --> 00:13:48,148
the idea of killing...
314
00:13:48,188 --> 00:13:49,590
me?
315
00:13:49,630 --> 00:13:52,152
As a joke. Nothing more.
316
00:13:52,202 --> 00:13:53,594
Just a... a laugh.
317
00:13:53,634 --> 00:13:54,636
Nothing happened.
318
00:14:04,620 --> 00:14:06,192
Oh...
319
00:14:06,232 --> 00:14:07,844
- Your faces!
- Oh, the Baron...
320
00:14:07,884 --> 00:14:09,285
- Oh...
- You shithead.
321
00:14:09,325 --> 00:14:11,199
Oh, I am proud of you.
322
00:14:11,249 --> 00:14:13,201
If I were you, I would have
done the same thing.
323
00:14:14,602 --> 00:14:15,864
Where is next?
324
00:14:15,904 --> 00:14:17,776
You know what I have
always wanted to try?
325
00:14:17,826 --> 00:14:19,479
- Coprophilia.
- No.
326
00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:21,091
Pizza pie.
327
00:14:21,131 --> 00:14:23,625
Is it as wonderful
as they sa...?
328
00:14:23,665 --> 00:14:25,447
Coprophilia?
329
00:14:25,497 --> 00:14:27,239
Sire, this is an even worse idea
330
00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:29,112
than when we tried
to invade Vienna.
331
00:14:29,152 --> 00:14:30,660
It's certainly going
to make you very ill.
332
00:14:30,684 --> 00:14:32,726
I'm having pizza pie.
333
00:14:33,727 --> 00:14:35,299
Oh, no, no, no.
334
00:14:37,393 --> 00:14:38,874
Mmm.
335
00:14:40,306 --> 00:14:41,878
Mmm.
336
00:14:41,918 --> 00:14:43,491
The garlic burnt a little,
but...
337
00:14:48,939 --> 00:14:50,640
Down he goes.
338
00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:52,342
He's up again.
339
00:14:52,382 --> 00:14:53,344
The Baron has eaten
340
00:14:53,384 --> 00:14:55,517
some human food and now his body
341
00:14:55,567 --> 00:14:58,180
is being propelled around
by his own vomit.
342
00:14:58,220 --> 00:14:59,679
Is he all right? Now, where's he going?
343
00:14:59,703 --> 00:15:01,365
So, that's what's happening
344
00:15:01,405 --> 00:15:02,706
right now.
345
00:15:05,980 --> 00:15:07,984
- There he is.
- Ooh.
346
00:15:18,227 --> 00:15:19,579
Uh...
347
00:15:21,190 --> 00:15:22,973
Totally worth it.
348
00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:24,366
What is next?
349
00:15:49,299 --> 00:15:51,651
♪ I ♪
350
00:15:51,691 --> 00:15:54,876
♪ I'm alive ♪
351
00:15:54,916 --> 00:15:59,893
♪ I'm alive. ♪
352
00:15:59,933 --> 00:16:01,805
We drank the blood
of some people,
353
00:16:01,845 --> 00:16:04,028
but the people were on drugs
354
00:16:04,068 --> 00:16:06,471
and now I am a wizard.
355
00:16:06,511 --> 00:16:10,696
The Baron is, is very,
actually... great man...
356
00:16:10,736 --> 00:16:12,089
I drank the drug blood.
357
00:16:12,129 --> 00:16:13,921
Yes, I drank some drug blood.
358
00:16:13,961 --> 00:16:15,924
We drank... we've done
some drug blood.
359
00:16:15,964 --> 00:16:18,496
♪ It is the time ♪
360
00:16:18,537 --> 00:16:20,500
♪ Of the season ♪
361
00:16:20,540 --> 00:16:23,945
♪ When the love runs high ♪
362
00:16:23,985 --> 00:16:25,337
♪ It is the time... ♪
363
00:16:25,387 --> 00:16:28,870
That's the Baron I remember.
364
00:16:28,910 --> 00:16:31,574
Having a really great time,
365
00:16:31,614 --> 00:16:33,616
but it's almost sunup.
366
00:16:33,656 --> 00:16:36,411
I think we should leave soon,
otherwise we're gonna be fried.
367
00:16:36,451 --> 00:16:41,328
♪ It's the time of the season ♪
368
00:16:41,378 --> 00:16:45,993
♪ For loving ♪
369
00:16:46,033 --> 00:16:47,565
♪ Ah. ♪
370
00:16:47,605 --> 00:16:49,569
Laszlo, can you see if they have
371
00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:51,921
"Girl in the Village
with the One Small Foot"
372
00:16:51,961 --> 00:16:53,794
by Vasilios the Balladeer?
373
00:16:53,844 --> 00:16:55,586
- Yep.
- Never mind.
374
00:16:55,626 --> 00:16:56,888
I'll sing a cappella.
375
00:16:56,938 --> 00:16:58,459
Okay.
376
00:16:58,499 --> 00:17:01,425
♪ There was a girl
in the village ♪
377
00:17:01,465 --> 00:17:04,598
♪ She had one very small foot ♪
378
00:17:04,648 --> 00:17:06,821
♪ Did she lose her foot
in the well? ♪
379
00:17:06,872 --> 00:17:08,410
- It is time to return to our den.
- ♪ No one knows ♪
380
00:17:08,434 --> 00:17:11,617
- ♪ No one knows... ♪
- Party's over.
381
00:17:11,667 --> 00:17:13,100
I said we are leaving!
382
00:17:14,452 --> 00:17:16,063
- We should go.
- Yeah, yeah.
383
00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:17,284
The sun is coming.
384
00:17:17,324 --> 00:17:19,118
The door's stuck again.
385
00:17:19,158 --> 00:17:21,209
Everyone, quickly,
the sun is coming.
386
00:17:22,561 --> 00:17:25,086
- ♪ Par-tay! ♪
- Come on.
387
00:17:25,126 --> 00:17:27,089
Just one foot at a time, Baron.
388
00:17:27,139 --> 00:17:29,010
Someone sure had
a good time, huh?
389
00:17:29,050 --> 00:17:31,884
Colin Robinson, we missed you.
390
00:17:31,924 --> 00:17:32,926
- Hi.
- What?
391
00:17:32,976 --> 00:17:34,457
What-What's wrong with you?
392
00:17:34,497 --> 00:17:35,889
We are on drugs.
393
00:17:38,373 --> 00:17:40,125
Have you partaken
of the pizza pie?
394
00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:45,481
I can do this, I can do this.
395
00:17:45,521 --> 00:17:48,005
Oh, no, the sunlight.
396
00:17:48,055 --> 00:17:49,709
Laszlo!
397
00:17:49,749 --> 00:17:51,151
Careful.
398
00:17:51,191 --> 00:17:52,281
Be careful.
399
00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:53,714
- Oh...
- Oh, man.
400
00:17:53,764 --> 00:17:55,065
Look at this... wait.
401
00:17:55,115 --> 00:17:57,948
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
402
00:17:57,988 --> 00:17:59,340
No, the sunlight.
403
00:17:59,380 --> 00:18:01,083
I'm so scared.
404
00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:02,525
No, no, no, Baron.
405
00:18:02,565 --> 00:18:04,347
- Baron...
- No, no, no, no!
406
00:18:04,397 --> 00:18:07,100
No, no, no, no, go easy.
It's dangerous, man.
407
00:18:07,141 --> 00:18:08,974
He's being an idiot.
Come on, Baron.
408
00:18:09,014 --> 00:18:11,105
You're a bunch of pussies...
409
00:18:12,629 --> 00:18:13,760
See what you've done.
410
00:18:13,811 --> 00:18:15,088
- Did you see that?
- You hurt yourself.
411
00:18:15,112 --> 00:18:17,164
- Come on, Baron.
- Put your night skirts on
412
00:18:17,204 --> 00:18:18,572
- and go to coffin.
- All right, okay,
413
00:18:18,596 --> 00:18:20,218
- okay, okay.
- Go to coffin, Baron.
414
00:18:20,258 --> 00:18:23,222
Thing off, I don't know
how to work this.
415
00:18:23,262 --> 00:18:24,353
Oh... ah!
416
00:18:24,393 --> 00:18:25,396
Oh, shit.
417
00:18:30,102 --> 00:18:32,244
Baron?
418
00:18:32,284 --> 00:18:34,857
Well, that was unexpected.
419
00:18:34,897 --> 00:18:36,691
Uh, oh... oh...
420
00:18:36,731 --> 00:18:40,174
oh... aw...
421
00:18:40,214 --> 00:18:42,218
Hello.
Oh.
422
00:18:44,310 --> 00:18:46,272
- Shit.
- Shit.
423
00:18:46,312 --> 00:18:47,844
- Is he dead?
- Oh, no.
424
00:18:47,884 --> 00:18:50,289
Ouchie.
425
00:18:50,329 --> 00:18:52,070
Just a little sore.
426
00:18:52,110 --> 00:18:54,074
Oh, God... Oh. Oh...
427
00:18:54,124 --> 00:18:56,206
lucky I missed
these wooden stakes.
428
00:18:57,777 --> 00:18:59,480
He's safe.
429
00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:01,654
I am okay.
430
00:19:08,322 --> 00:19:10,114
What's that smell?
431
00:19:10,154 --> 00:19:11,726
Hey, I got the rose...
432
00:19:14,381 --> 00:19:16,042
Fuck.
433
00:19:20,528 --> 00:19:21,490
Oh...
434
00:19:21,530 --> 00:19:22,971
Wow.
435
00:19:23,011 --> 00:19:24,975
Oh, shit.
436
00:19:25,015 --> 00:19:26,937
♪ Let's go sunning ♪
437
00:19:26,977 --> 00:19:28,368
♪ It's so good for you ♪
438
00:19:28,418 --> 00:19:30,292
♪ Let's go sunning ♪
439
00:19:30,332 --> 00:19:32,384
♪ 'Neath the sky of blue ♪
440
00:19:32,424 --> 00:19:35,217
♪ Greet the sun every morn ♪
441
00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:38,222
♪ Feel as free and happy
as the day you were born ♪
442
00:19:38,263 --> 00:19:40,614
♪ Let's go native ♪
443
00:19:40,664 --> 00:19:43,538
♪ Sun your cares away,
be creative ♪
444
00:19:43,578 --> 00:19:45,542
♪ Learn to live and play ♪
445
00:19:45,582 --> 00:19:48,335
♪ Pretty flowers need the sun ♪
446
00:19:48,375 --> 00:19:51,861
♪ This applies to everyone ♪
447
00:19:51,901 --> 00:19:54,994
♪ Happiness to everyone ♪
448
00:19:55,044 --> 00:19:59,049
♪ So let's go sunning. ♪
449
00:20:07,070 --> 00:20:09,123
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