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What's going on?

Not sure. I sneezed the plan away.

I have waited so long to meet you.

So, we've never met?

Certainly not.

I'd remember a thing like that.

You've never been to Kansas?

What is Kansas?

Is that where you're from?

My, you must have traveled very far to get to the Land of Oz.

I did.

I'm Glinda the Good. The Witch of the South.

I thought Evanora was the Good Witch.

Evanora is the true Wicked Witch.

Conniving and as cruel as they come.

She's fooled most everyone, including her own sister.

She made everyone believe that I poisoned my father

but it was her. Then,

she's the one who destroyed my village?

I'm so sorry, child.

Here's your wand.

Sorry I mooed.

And to think, you almost killed Glinda for a bit of gold.

A bit?

There were mountains of it, buddy.

Not that I was going to do it.

I wasn't really going to break your wand.

Follow me.

Okay.

No.

No, no, no, no, no. It cannot be.

Curse you, Glinda.

You should be dead. I'll see you dead yet.

Curse you and your pretty little face.

Sister.

Sister, the Wizard is missing.

I've looked everywhere, but he's gone.

What is it?

Where is the Wizard?

Where's the Wizard?

With Glinda.

Then it's happening.

Oh, sister, he's fulfilling the prophecy.

He'll bring her darkness to the light and peace to the land.

Yes, I'm certain that's what is happening. It must be.

Where did you get that?

This?

Oh.

It was a gift. From him.

He came to my chambers last night.

Oh, how we danced.

For hours, it seemed.

Oh, I can still feel his body pressed against mine.

Oh, sister, you were right about him.

He is the great Wizard.

He must be, to make me feel the way I feel.

Oh, no.

Not you, too, sister?

He said we would rule Oz together.

He said I would be his queen.

Did he?

Are you quite sure it wasn't you who said it to him?

You fool!

Serves you right.

I want Glinda and that wizard torn to shreds.

Do not fail me a second time.

Fly!

On the day my father died, we lost a kind and noble leader.

And a dark shadow was cast across this land.

I've had to stand alone against Evanora and watch

as towns were destroyed, children were orphaned

and my heart was broken.

I've been unable to protect the good people of Oz by myself.

With only faith in my father's prophecy, I've waited.

For you.

Great Wizard from Kansas, to come and set things right.

Oh.

So, that's the prophecy.

Um...

Well, you see, when I agreed to be king,

I didn't realize how complicated all of this was.

She knows.

What?

Evanora knows you know the truth now. Look.

Oh, no.

Uh...

What do we do?

Wizard, now is the time.

The time?

Use your magic.

Oh...

My magic. Yes. Uh...

I think we should run.

Run?

Yeah.

You heard the Wizard. Run!

Let's get out of here!

Let's go!

They're gaining on us!

What are you doing?

Is... Is that gonna stop them?

I don't know.

Nice work. We lost them.

Phew! That was close.

Yeah.

Wait, I hear something.

They're getting closer!

Wait for me!

Look out!

Monkey!

Little China Girl!

Wizard! I'm over here!

Help! Catch me, please! Got you!

Are you all right? Yes.

I'm okay, too.

Just go!

Great! A bunch of fog.

This is her big idea on how to save us?

Well, it was the best I could do under the circumstances.

Uh...

Oh, okay.

Whoa!

Catch her!

Get me! Don't let go!

Monkey, grab her!

Don't let go! Don't let go!

Pull my tail. Ow!

Not so hard.

They're getting closer!

What do we do?

What do we do?

Just do what I do.

Unless you've got something. Uh...

No, you go.

Wait. What are you doing?

Wanda!

Where are you going?

She said to do what she did.

Just because she jumped off the cliff, you're gonna jump off the cliff?

I have wings.

What about me? Come on!

Um...

Whee!

Whoa! Oh! Oh!

Whoa!

Wow.

Whoa!

Oh! Oh, Oh, Oh!

These things go kind of fast, huh?

Hey, is... Is that a wall?

Of sorts.

It repels our enemies and protects us from harm.

But we're headed straight for it.

Yes, we are.

And going very fast. How do you, uh...

Does this thing have any brakes? Uh...

I'm going too fast! I'm gonna die!

You needn't worry, Wizard.

It's a magic wall.

And all good-hearted souls get to pass through.

I'm gonna die!

Wanda!

Oh!

It's beautiful.

They've waited a long time for you, Wizard.

All hail the great and powerful Oz!

Hail!

Thank you!

Wow, you're a wonderful crowd.

You put the "merry" back in "the merry Land of Oz."

Hi, what's your name?

You're very beautiful. Oh, thank you.

Girls, listen, I am not a toy. I am not a toy!

Oz! Oz!

Hello!

What? No fireworks?

What are fireworks?

Remind me to show you sometime.

Glinda, I didn't know if you'd like these, or these.

They're both so beautiful, I couldn't possibly decide.

We need your help, Wizard.

Please save us!

You know, I should tell you, um...

I might not actually be a wizard.

Yes, I know.

Oh.

At least, not any kind of wizard we were expecting.

You could tell?

Yes.

I can also tell you're weak, selfish,

slightly egotistical and a fibber.

I see. Anything you don't know about me?

Whether or not you'll save my people.

No. I just told you I'm not the Wizard.

But they don't know that.

If you can make them believe, then you're wizard enough.

These are desperate times, after all.

Can you make them believe?

Will I still get that gold?

Uh-huh.

Good people of Oz.

Your Wizard is here!

What's the matter, sister?

Look at how happy they are.

Do you think she'll be his queen?

Well, of course she'll be his queen.

What did you expect?

You can't compete with Glinda's charms.

No one can.

Oh, God. Sister, it hurts.

Such is a broken heart.

Your precious wizard did that to you.

Make it stop.

Would you like me to?

One bite is all it takes.

One bite and your world will change forever.

One bite and your heart will become impenetrable.

One bite and you and I will finally share the throne.

Unless you'd rather see Oz and Glinda there.

You're the wicked one. Not Glinda.

Sister, you lied to me.

It's nice, isn't it?

How clear everything becomes.

What is happening to me?

Oh, it's just your heart withering away.

Fear not, Theodora, for soon you will feel nothing at all except

beautiful wickedness.

Sister?

Oh, sister, you're hideous.

I can cast a simple enchantment

and have you looking just the way you were before.

No!

This is who I am now.

I want him to see me like this.

I want him to know that he was the one who made me this way.

Oh, dear.

It's imperative that you behave like the great leader that they think you are.

Morale is essential if we have any hope of defeating Evanora.

And I assume you have a plan. No.

You have a plan.

You're going to lead us into battle and take back the throne.

And do we have an army to help do this?

Of sorts.

The Quadlings, Your Highness.

You're soldiers?

No, sir. Farmers, mostly.

Farmers?

But you can fight.

No, sir. Many of us can hoe.

Oh, you can hoe.

And I can work with iron. That's good.

I bake bread. Yummy.

I can sew. Not so helpful.

I can make a scarecrow.

Ah!

Well, that'll come in handy.

It might. Hmm.

And these are the Tinkers.

Are you kidding me?

We're tougher than we look, Wizard.

What they lack in stamina the Tinkers make up for in ingenuity.

They can build anything.

And I'll tell you what else.

We can build anything.

Yeah, I got it.

And we're prepared to storm the Emerald City.

If you don't keel over on the way there.

Ow!

And, finally, the Munchkins.

Please tell me, you gentlemen can fight.

No.

But we make pretty clothes.

Also, we sing.

Uh, no, that won't be necessary.

I like it, I think it's cute. I hope you like it.

All right, enough.

All right, that's enough!

Munchkins, stop!

They do make beautiful clothes. All right.

Now, listen, Wanda.

Glinda.

Guys, um, take five.

Uh, Glinda, these are all very lovely people.

But do you honestly believe that they can kill a wicked witch

and an army of flying baboons?

I don't expect them to kill anyone.

What do you mean?

I mean the good people of Oz are forbidden to kill.

Forbidden to...

You want me to lead an army that can't kill?

If this was easy, we wouldn't need a wizard, would we?

Somethings wrong!

Look! What is that?

The wall! What's happening?

The Wicked Witch isn't powerful enough to get through the wall.

It looks like she's managing.

Not by herself, she isn't.

What does that mean? Is someone helping her?

Everyone, take cover!

Run quickly! Take cover!

Get the children to safety! Run!

Glinda!

There's so much good here.

It sickens me.

Ah!

Still think your Wizard can save you from the likes of me?

Speak up, or I will tear out your tongue!

Now, who is that?

Don't you recognize me, Wizard?

Have I changed so much?

Theodora?

May I have this dance?

Huh?

Hey, hey!

I get it! You're a little upset!

Theodora, stop. You're hurting him.

Theodora, what happened to you?

You happened to me.

This isn't you.

It's your sister. She's worked her magic on you.

I'd hoped you'd be able to see through her.

Oh, Glinda, so naive.

Just like your father.

That's why it was so easy for my sister to kill him.

She only killed a man, not what he believed in.

Begone, Witch, before the Wizard makes mush of you!

Oh.

How sweet.

You all believe in him.

Well, so did I, once.

And as for you

my pretty one.

When I return with my sister and her army

the Yellow Brick Road will be red with the blood

of every Tinker, farmer and Munchkin in your kingdom.

You underestimate us, Theodora.

We are a strong and united people.

And now the Wizard is here to lead us.

And as for your Wizard,

he will be the first to die.

And you will all see that he is nothing but a deceitful,

selfish and extremely mortal man.

Give me that!

It was a broom that you wanted.

Wasn't it, Wizard?

It's all right.

It's all right!

She's gone now. Don't be frightened.

Now that the Wizard is with us...

Wizard?

Leaving?

But you promised to help us.

Yeah, well, that was before I knew what we were up against.

An army and yet another wicked witch?

This one bent on destroying everyone, especially me?

We can defeat them.

There must be something.

Something we haven't thought of.

Something that we're not seeing.

Something we're just on the verge of.

Glinda.

You need a real wizard. Better yet, a general.

But you're all I have.

So, you're not the wizard I was expecting.

So, you don't have the powers I thought you'd have.

But you're here.

There must be a reason.

Maybe you're capable of more than you know.

Glinda, I wish I had the answer.

But I'm just a con man.

I'm a carnival magician.

I'm just not the man you want me to be.

Someone needs to tuck me in.

Yes, of course.

Allow me.

My papa used to do it.

I see.

Perhaps you'd prefer the Wizard, then?

Yes, please.

All right.

In you go.

Here you are. Uh-uh.

Just a moment.

Bring forth the covers now.

Yes, ma'am.

Comfy?

All right. Goodnight.

Do you grant wishes?

Do I what?

Grant wishes.

The old wizard could grant wishes.

Ah.

People would travel to the Emerald City

and ask him for things.

And if they were good and noble wishes,

he would grant them.

Is that right?

Do you know what I'd wish for?

Hmm. A pretty dress?

To have my family back.

I know.

I'm sorry.

I can't grant wishes.

I'm not that kind of wizard.

That's what I thought.

Um, you see, where I come from there aren't any real wizards.

Although, there is one.

Thomas Alva Edison.

The Wizard of Menlo Park. A truly great man.

Did he grant wishes? No.

But he could look into the future and make it real.

He created the electric light, the phonograph.

He created a camera that could take moving pictures.

Pictures that move?

Yeah. Can you imagine?

And all he had was a little bit of wire and some glass.

With almost nothing, he made the impossible real.

Is that the kind of wizard you are?

It's the kind of wizard I'd like to be.

Well, you are that kind. I can tell.

I'd rather you grant wishes, but that's a good wizard, too.

Goodnight, Wizard.