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Time to work.

Wait.

Remember, we're perfect partners.

- You stay here. - Why?

A man should go into the lion's den.

Allow me.

Lila was my third partner in the Anti-Vampire League.

The only one I loved.

I don't want to be hurt again.

I shall never fall in love with my partner again.

Do you like it, sir?

Not bad.

You have good taste, master. When would you like to take it?

Speak only to me. I shall pass the message on.

- Understand? - Yes.

Mr Prada, when would you like to commence the lease?

Lease? Don't you think we can afford to buy it?

Take it away and count it. We'll make up any shortfall.

Prada, watch out for these two!

Members of the royal family should be careful.

Remember, we don't suck blood, we drink it.

We operate on a higher plane.

Master, we're still vampires.

Even if we don't fear this place, it's still not proper.

Prada, your thinking is centuries behind the times.

New Age vampires have new ideas, understand?

- Your table, sir. - Thank you.

It seems a bit cramped here.

Please come over.

The lady feels cramped.

Do you think you can get the others to move?

I think it might be difficult.

Yes, but I have money.

If I give each table $5000, would it help?

- I'll try. - Thanks.

Ken, you have fabulous style.

The other gentleman offers you $50,000 in return, sir.

You know, BoBo...

I'm taking a great risk, dining out with you.

You mean your...

Don't say her name! It's been weird...

She reappears as soon as her name is mentioned.

But you can't always avoid Helen...

Miss...

Hey, you!

What did you promise me?

What did I promise?

Firstly...

you won't stop loving me until I stop loving you.

What does that mean?

Put simply, only I can dump you, and not the reverse.

Secondly,

your new girl must be more gorgeous than me.

That's easy.

Come and show Helen.

Look, she's big where you are small.

She's slim where you're thick.

She has curves where you're flat.

So I've met the challenge.

I was just joking.

So be it!

Can I borrow your knife?

Take this as well.

You said earlier,

if you were unfaithful, you'd cut off a part of yourself.

- Shall I call the police, sir? - No?!

Would that be the end of the matter?

- Yes. - Right!

For my mistake in love.

There.

- Let me have a drink. - Not this one! Get another.

Get her a bottle of your best red wine.

- Why not this one? - Why this one?

- Prada! - It's only my opinion.

Don't cry.

I'm not crying.

That man...

when I met him, he weighed 130 pounds.

When he got to over 160 pounds,

I lost all feeling for him.

I stayed with him out of respect for him.

He actually takes another woman behind my back.

He doesn't respect me.

I'm glad we broke up.

Helen...

Can we be friends? I'm Kazaf. I've just returned from overseas.

9877... you figure out the rest.

I can't find her. How about you?

We've made hundreds of calls, sir.

The girl might be fooling you.

Sir, we can't trust human females.

They're too changeable.

She cried and laughed at the same time. It's crazy!

I liked her crying and laughing at the same time. It's cute.

Can you find the same in vampire women?

Even if you find her,

humans may not accept us vampires.

Female vampires are better. All you have to do is nod.

And she comes. Simple.

I want something higher.

Higher? Do you want to fall in love with food?

Have you seen anyone fall in love with a pork chop

or romance salmon sashimi?

If you're hungry, you eat them in one gulp.

If I love her, I won't suck her blood.

Besides, Dad will be sending blood every week.

- Hello? - Is Helen there?

- Who is it? - It's you!

- I met you at the restaurant. - Are you mad, what's the time?

Hey, show me how to send photos.

Good morning!

It's you. You have my photo?

You're my pin-up! I heard a lot about you from the organisation.

My idol, I'm at your service.

When did you arrive?

I took the earlier flight to see what you look like.

Really?

I know a lot about you. You joined five years ago

and you've destroyed 123 vampires.

- You're the top vampire hunter. - You've done your homework.

Let me help.

I've got it.

Thanks a lot. Leave it to me next time.

As my assistant, follow two rules.

No argument, and do exactly as you're told.

- Absolute obedience? - Yes, like Batman and Robin.

Humans need vampire blood to maximise their fighting power.

- It must taste awful! - It's necessary to fight evil.

The effect only lasts for 90 minutes.

If we don't take the antidote by then,

we'll turn into vampires.

Now listen...

What do we do if one of us has turned into a vampire?

Be tough, kill without mercy!

What is the antidote?

This is.

- Banana essence? - Clever, isn't it?

It's only camouflage.

- No banana scent? - It's only a cover.

What's wrong?

Let me introduce you. This is my new partner, Gypsy.

My sister Helen.

Stop, stop!

You sleep with me.

Some respect, please? Let's do it this way...

She uses my room, you stay here and I go to the lounge.

You use my room, she stays here and I go down.

You said your sister was nice and easygoing.

She expresses herself differently. She really is nice.

What now?

I just used a tad. How could she know?

From now on, only use my stuff. Don't ever touch hers.

I was going to keep you.

But you look too much like the fat one.

That's mine!

- You threw it out. - I just put it here.

- You're unreasonable. - Give it back.

Stop!

What's wrong with you two?

- What's up? - You!

Is it my fault?

You haven't even tidied up!

Hello?

It's you. Looking for me?

Just checking my battery.

It's fully charged.

You're being clever.

You sound bored.

I am in a bad mood.

What's wrong?

None of your business. No need to tell you everything.

Let me tell you a joke.

Okay. See you at noon the day after tomorrow.

- 12 o'clock, young master? - Yes, anything wrong?

The sun.

- Yes, the sun! - When it's most intense.

- Do you want to kill yourself? - What should I do?

Change the meeting to midnight.

No, I promised to go.

Don't worry, you'll get him soon.

It's not that. European vampires seldom come to Asia.

When I got this morning's orders, I thought it was a mistake.

I think it has something to do with this.

"Last vampire prince on the run.

"Vampire royal family murdered in power struggle."

"My son, the Duke has rebelled.

"Your father is in exile. Look after yourself."

"Keep this book secure... Day for Night."

The blood of the five princes is linked to Day for Night.

Day for night?

What's that?

Day for Night, a family heirloom. You mustn't lose it.

Day for Night is a book containing ancient blood

that would empower vampires to operate in sunlight.

What's that got to do with the princes' blood?

The keys to Day for Night were hidden in the bodies

of the vampire princes.

- So he holds the last key? - We must find him soon.

I hear one vampire tried this method.

Sir Nicholas from Poland tried it 2000 years ago.

What did he do?

According to the records,

a cream enabled vampires to suck blood and sunbake

in broad daylight.

Where can you get this sun cream?

The formula was lost. However...

with two drops of absinthe,

a dash of pure olive oil

and some red wine,

then some pure sesame paste,

potassium,

a suitable amount,

then add some cold cream...

You're just making it up!

All science is trial and error.

You may be right. Please continue.

Thin it down, and then

bake it for three hours and put it in the sun...

For how long?

- 300 years. - 300 years?

To make it more potent.

Otherwise it's less effective.

Have you tried it?

Certainly not, stupid!

Has any vampire tried it?

Sir Nicholas... perhaps.

- Who are you? - Kazaf!

You're cool!

Are you upset?

Don't come if you don't want to. Why do you look so funky?

You said I was cool.

I was being sarcastic.

I've had a blood disease since childhood.

I can't take the sun.

I'm running a great risk now.

Can't you change our meeting to evening?

A man has to keep his word.

Sorry we're late. He went to a fancy dress ball

and had no time to change.

You are...

- Where are lvy and Jackie? - Over there.

- Do you do this all the time? - Weddings are fun.

- Welcome. - Jackie, congratulations!

I look smart, but I'm not the groom.

Here comes the bridegroom.

I'm very nervous. It's my first time.

I was just as nervous when I kicked the penalty goal

at a football grand final.

Did you score?

The ball flew over the grandstand.

But I wasn't nervous.

- Where's your bride? - I'm looking for her.

Make yourself comfortable.

Is he your boyfriend? Why's he so oily?

- Where's my fianc�? - Drinking.

I learned a new drinking game!

- How much did you drink? - Only two cases.

No more drink. I told Dad you were refined.

Gentle and gracious. I forgot!

- Please behave. - Okay. I love you, don't go!

The wedding ring I'll get from my husband weighs four carats!

So long as she's happy.

Can we have a talk?

- What's wrong? - We're buddies.

Introducing you two was the high point of my life.

I'm eternally grateful.

Will you overlook any poor performance today?

What is it?

Nothing. Just that I've lost your four-carat ring.

You are joking, aren't you?

Actually, I have lost it.

Put me down. We'll talk.

Have you checked carefully?

I have!

- Have you got it? - No.

- We're in the shit. - True.

No matter what, you have to find it.

I'm trying hard.

Don't let her know.

It's not there. I searched all over.

How could you? It's such an important event!

What would you like to eat?

Take it. It's free.

Eat! Your tummy's rumbling.

- I'll take a banana. - Is that enough?

Yes, I like bananas very much.

There, we'll take them all.

They're free.

I've got news!

It seems the groom has lost the ring.

No! Does she know?

Let us welcome the bride and groom.

Jackie and lvy have known each other for seven years.

Time to confess.

They met seven years ago today.

They choose to marry on this special day.

We hope that from today they will have joy.

Now, the highlight of the wedding ceremony.

Let me borrow it.

Let us see the ring that took the groom two years to select.

- What is it? - Take this.

- Use this for the time being. - Exchange rings.

What is it?

- A bat ring. - It's a mistake!

I'll make it up to you later.

Time to toast each other.

What is it?

Hey, look at you!

No more drinks.

- Give me! - No!

No more!

Sorry, darling.

No more.

Have you gone mad? Sorry, I didn't mean to yell.

Ivy!

How dare you try to ruin my wedding!

Sir!

Well done, son. This is a fabulous woman.

Well done, darling!

Smoke is coming out of your body!

- The sun is burning me! - Let's go!

Why look at my back?

No reason. It looks good.

Is that so?

Is that why your female partners have to stay behind you?

Certainly not.

Why did you call me your idol?

My parents were killed by vampires.

Because of that

I swore I would avenge them.

You are the best vampire hunter.

So you're my idol.

Do you believe me?

I was just kidding.

You are the best-looking vampire hunter.

- Is that all? - Girls are as simple as that.

- That's a fib too. - Do you enjoy telling lies?

All your partners say you're very sentimental.

I was kidding them.

You stay here. Let me do it.

Wait for me!

Let me!

He's gone.

I said he's gone!

We lost him!

It's really too bad.

- The antidote. - You have it.

- Get it out. It's with you. - Is that so?

Oh, that's right.

Banana flavour?

What a relief!

- Was yours banana flavoured? - There was no flavour.

A very strong banana scent.

The bats are about to starve to death.

If we don't go out to search for food, we'll be the same.

I repeat, I don't know how to suck human blood.

It's not that. It's that you don't want to.

Hello.

- How did you know I lived here? - I followed you.

- Do you always follow people? - Don't you like it?

Then I shan't do it.

Hey, how come you live in a church?

Oh, you're a Christian! How come you're so devout?

I made some banana cakes. You haven't eaten yet, have you?

- Neither have l. - Prada, no!

- Young master... - No.

Hungry? You have one too.

They're good!

Don't bother with him.

How come there's a coffin?

- It's my bed. - You sleep in a coffin?

My family is in the funeral trade. I'm trying out a new style.

- You designed it? - Yes.

Did you really? It's beautiful!

Can I have a look?

Yes.

You're groovy!

Can I have a go in it?

You have lights as well!

It's a good feeling.

Yes, it feels good here.

Earlier, was someone feeling hungry?

Yes.

Have some, it's banana flavour. Your favourite.

Don't worry, there were plenty there.

There are none left. Not one antidote!

- Do you smell... - What?

Very strong banana scent.

- Why did you use it as a cover? - My sister hates ban...

What's wrong. What are you doing?

The vampire poison is taking effect.

Take this.

If I become a vampire, kill me, understand?

There's antidote in the cakes. Eat up, quickly!

This one too.

Feeling better?

Seems better.

Water?

Thanks.

What's wrong? Do I look bad?

You look all right.

Get me more cakes. Plenty more.

You're too slow. It's so annoying!

I nearly forgot.

If you see vampire teeth, kill me immediately!

Please don't die.

Don't leave me alone.

I promise to be a good partner to you.

I will obey you.

I won't quarrel with your sister.

Please wake up.

I also want to say,

I have a great crush on you.

Can you hear me?

I won't die.

I don't know what you're saying.

What? What did you say?

I said, I won't die so easily.

I didn't hear what you said. I heard a lot of noise.

Yes, yes, yes... I won't make any noise.

You have a rest.

Hey, your cakes are delicious.

Your coffin is quite comfortable, too.

How dare you! Only this once. No next time.

What you said earlier...

I heard it all.

Anyone home?

Miss Momoko, how delightful!

I've got documents for you to sign, and this as well.

Wait there.

Our last chance. I'll go and snatch her neck.

You pick a spot... neck, thigh, or armpit,

and we'll suck her dry.

How many times do I have to say I'm not going to suck blood?

Would you like me to suck it, bottle it,

and offer it to you in a cup?

It's always been like that.

Don't rely on past practice. Forget the past.

Forget what happened in the past.

For the last time, I am not going to suck human blood.

I understand. You're in love with a human.

Tell me, what qualifies you to be a vampire or to be a prince?

What qualifies you to accede to the throne?

Tell her you're a vampire. See if she gives you her blood!

Why did you want to see me so urgently?

Hello?

Tonight I want to let you know who I am.

Don't turn your back to me. I'll get mad.

Honestly, I'm not human.

You are inhuman, talking to me in this way.

- I'm a vampire. - What?

My eyes.

They look rather good. Where did you get the lenses?

- Who are you yaa-ing at? - You, to suck your blood!

I'll show you how to suck blood!

Let go!

Let me go!

I know what you're doing. You're dumping me!

But I truly am a vampire.

Would you want a vampire?

Being a vampire isn't everything. You can't drop a girl like that.

I know, you think I'm bossy. You think I'm impertinent.

Nine out of ten girls in Hong Kong are like that.

See if you can find one who's any different, I dare you!

I can afford to keep several dogs at home.

I can certainly afford to keep a vampire.

True, my brother might be difficult to handle.

Not only am I a vampire...

I'm a useless vampire.

What's the matter with you?

I haven't... eaten for a long time.

- What are you doing? - Finding you food.

You stay here. Its best that I go by myself.

Be careful.

Dinner time.

- Run. Something's wrong. - You've been discovered?

- Do you hear? - What?

Bats.

There are vampires here. Let's go, quickly.

Why did the alarm go off? Maybe it's a burglar.

Burglars don't steal from hospitals.

How would you know?

They might even take your ambulance.

- You're right! - What is it?

- What are you two doing? - Return a favour. Help me.

Your friend is very ill.

He is very ill! Please take him to another hospital.

I'm being sent to QE.

Take him there or he'll die!

Hurry up!

Please start the engine.

Feeling bad? Suck my blood.

- I can't. - It's just like a mosquito bite.

You'll die if you don't take blood.

Jackie, go faster!

What is it?

Who are they?

Hold tight!

I can't drive!

We're doomed!

Are you all right?

Who exactly are you? I ran over someone.

Vampires, they're vampires.

Vampires?

They can fly!

Come up!

Throw over another bag.

This is group AB.

Real vampires!

I've got it.

- What did you give them? - Drugs, to confuse them.

They took a lot.

So they go crazy faster. Turn the music on.

Drink it.

Drink up. I got this earlier.

Is that okay?

Oh, yes!

Jackie returns this to you.

Do you know what it means?

Once the ring is on the finger, it can no longer fly away.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Are you ironing for my brother?

I'll do all his ironing.

You're lucky. You love someone who's possible.

- lsn't yours possible? - Oh, he's very possible.

I haven't met anyone so possible.

But, even possible, something is lacking.

The greater the lack, the stronger the feeling.

Anyway, something is lacking to make it fully possible.

What's lacking?

- What's lacking is... - What?

The problem is...

you and Ekin would hate him.

You've fallen in love with a vampire?

- But he's a good vampire. - They kill and suck blood!

He'd rather starve than suck human blood. He's really good.

Would you try to persuade my brother on my behalf?

Your brother and l are both vampire hunters.

Please...

Please lend a hand.

Please...

dear sister-in-law.

Help me, my sister-in-law.

We're one family.

As the sister-in-law of a family, I should help, shouldn't l?

My brother has found a treasure!

I knew you were very nice as soon as I met you.

And beautiful too.

How did you conquer my brother?

Watch!

Superstar!

- Does it work? - It's all wrong.

- Even so, he takes it well. - So you think.

He's got strange tastes.

He likes it flashy, but it must be simple.

And he likes it simple but gaudy.

Any better ideas?

Would that work?

So be it.

How about saying it just once more?

My dear sister-in-law!

Going out with someone?

What do you think?

Perfumed as well!

I'm ready.

Do you like it?

- For you. - What is it?

- Black? - A vampire wedding gown.

Is that so?

You go that way, I'll go this way.

Why send me over that way?

What are you doing? Let go of me.

You're letting them get away!

They're truly in love.

My sister is with a vampire. We've sworn to the League.

I didn't know about love when I took my oath.

Love is about taking risks. Look how I'm dressed!

You promised to do anything for me?

I know. You'll do it on your own.

My bed.

Can I lie on it?

Just lie on it?

Lie down. It's good to have a rest.

Our beds have other uses than sleeping in.

So it's larger than normal.

What is it used for?

Other uses?

Chatting.

Many people like to chat in bed.

Ever heard of pillow talk?

No, you can try pillow talk.

All right.

Why don't you speak?

What?

Someone's here.

Home, sister-in-law?

Come with me.

- Why? - Your brother is in trouble.

Only he can save your brother.

Brother!

It's me, brother!

Your little sister.

Brother!

Brother...

Brother...

Vampires still roam this world.

And so do three more vampire hunters.

I am one. My sister-in-law, a semi-vampire, is another,

and the third is the sentimental vampire.

Some food for you.

Take it.

As soon as I see it, I want it.

Take it if you want it.

The documents I brought, are they all right with you?

I can change them.

It doesn't seem right.

What's wrong?

Tell me what's wrong.

You're naughty.

It tickles.

Are you always like that?

Are you always like this?

It's my first time.

I told my father you were gross...

g-g-gracious...

gracious...

... in one word, a lady!

I have to deliver to QE... Why point your finger?

He's wiggling his hand.

Is that you...

I say yes, no need to wiggle!

Just leave it there.