All language subtitles for The Twins Effect

Time to work.

Wait.

Remember,
we're perfect partners.

- You stay here.
- Why?

A man should go
into the lion's den.

Allow me.

Lila was my third partner
in the Anti-Vampire League.

The only one I loved.

I don't want to be hurt again.

I shall never fall in love
with my partner again.

Do you like it, sir?

Not bad.

You have good taste, master.
When would you like to take it?

Speak only to me.
I shall pass the message on.

- Understand?
- Yes.

Mr Prada, when would you
like to commence the lease?

Lease? Don't you think
we can afford to buy it?

Take it away and count it.
We'll make up any shortfall.

Prada,
watch out for these two!

Members of the royal family
should be careful.

Remember, we don't suck blood,
we drink it.

We operate on a higher plane.

Master,
we're still vampires.

Even if we don't fear this place,
it's still not proper.

Prada, your thinking is
centuries behind the times.

New Age vampires have
new ideas, understand?

- Your table, sir.
- Thank you.

It seems a bit cramped here.

Please come over.

The lady feels cramped.

Do you think you can
get the others to move?

I think it might be difficult.

Yes, but I have money.

If I give each table $5000,
would it help?

- I'll try.
- Thanks.

Ken, you have fabulous style.

The other gentleman offers
you $50,000 in return, sir.

You know, BoBo...

I'm taking a great risk,
dining out with you.

You mean your...

Don't say her name!
It's been weird...

She reappears as soon as
her name is mentioned.

But you can't always
avoid Helen...

Miss...

Hey, you!

What did you promise me?

What did I promise?

Firstly...

you won't stop loving me
until I stop loving you.

What does that mean?

Put simply, only I can dump you,
and not the reverse.

Secondly,

your new girl must be
more gorgeous than me.

That's easy.

Come and show Helen.

Look, she's big
where you are small.

She's slim
where you're thick.

She has curves
where you're flat.

So I've met the challenge.

I was just joking.

So be it!

Can I borrow your knife?

Take this as well.

You said earlier,

if you were unfaithful,
you'd cut off a part of yourself.

- Shall I call the police, sir?
- No?!

Would that be
the end of the matter?

- Yes.
- Right!

For my mistake in love.

There.

- Let me have a drink.
- Not this one! Get another.

Get her a bottle
of your best red wine.

- Why not this one?
- Why this one?

- Prada!
- It's only my opinion.

Don't cry.

I'm not crying.

That man...

when I met him,
he weighed 130 pounds.

When he got to
over 160 pounds,

I lost all feeling for him.

I stayed with him
out of respect for him.

He actually takes another woman
behind my back.

He doesn't respect me.

I'm glad we broke up.

Helen...

Can we be friends? I'm Kazaf.
I've just returned from overseas.

9877... you figure out the rest.

I can't find her.
How about you?

We've made
hundreds of calls, sir.

The girl might be fooling you.

Sir, we can't trust
human females.

They're too changeable.

She cried and laughed
at the same time. It's crazy!

I liked her crying and laughing
at the same time. It's cute.

Can you find the same
in vampire women?

Even if you find her,

humans may not
accept us vampires.

Female vampires are better.
All you have to do is nod.

And she comes.
Simple.

I want something higher.

Higher? Do you want
to fall in love with food?

Have you seen anyone
fall in love with a pork chop

or romance salmon sashimi?

If you're hungry,
you eat them in one gulp.

If I love her,
I won't suck her blood.

Besides, Dad will be
sending blood every week.

- Hello?
- Is Helen there?

- Who is it?
- It's you!

- I met you at the restaurant.
- Are you mad, what's the time?

Hey, show me how
to send photos.

Good morning!

It's you.
You have my photo?

You're my pin-up! I heard a lot
about you from the organisation.

My idol, I'm at your service.

When did you arrive?

I took the earlier flight
to see what you look like.

Really?

I know a lot about you.
You joined five years ago

and you've destroyed
123 vampires.

- You're the top vampire hunter.
- You've done your homework.

Let me help.

I've got it.

Thanks a lot.
Leave it to me next time.

As my assistant,
follow two rules.

No argument,
and do exactly as you're told.

- Absolute obedience?
- Yes, like Batman and Robin.

Humans need vampire blood
to maximise their fighting power.

- It must taste awful!
- It's necessary to fight evil.

The effect only lasts
for 90 minutes.

If we don't take the antidote
by then,

we'll turn into vampires.

Now listen...

What do we do if one of us
has turned into a vampire?

Be tough,
kill without mercy!

What is the antidote?

This is.

- Banana essence?
- Clever, isn't it?

It's only camouflage.

- No banana scent?
- It's only a cover.

What's wrong?

Let me introduce you.
This is my new partner, Gypsy.

My sister Helen.

Stop, stop!

You sleep with me.

Some respect, please?
Let's do it this way...

She uses my room, you stay here
and I go to the lounge.

You use my room,
she stays here and I go down.

You said your sister was nice
and easygoing.

She expresses herself differently.
She really is nice.

What now?

I just used a tad.
How could she know?

From now on, only use my stuff.
Don't ever touch hers.

I was going to keep you.

But you look too much
like the fat one.

That's mine!

- You threw it out.
- I just put it here.

- You're unreasonable.
- Give it back.

Stop!

What's wrong with you two?

- What's up?
- You!

Is it my fault?

You haven't even tidied up!

Hello?

It's you. Looking for me?

Just checking my battery.

It's fully charged.

You're being clever.

You sound bored.

I am in a bad mood.

What's wrong?

None of your business.
No need to tell you everything.

Let me tell you a joke.

Okay. See you at noon
the day after tomorrow.

- 12 o'clock, young master?
- Yes, anything wrong?

The sun.

- Yes, the sun!
- When it's most intense.

- Do you want to kill yourself?
- What should I do?

Change the meeting to midnight.

No, I promised to go.

Don't worry, you'll get him soon.

It's not that. European vampires
seldom come to Asia.

When I got this morning's orders,
I thought it was a mistake.

I think it has something
to do with this.

"Last vampire prince
on the run.

"Vampire royal family
murdered in power struggle."

"My son, the Duke has rebelled.

"Your father is in exile.
Look after yourself."

"Keep this book secure...
Day for Night."

The blood of the five princes
is linked to Day for Night.

Day for night?

What's that?

Day for Night, a family heirloom.
You mustn't lose it.

Day for Night is a book
containing ancient blood

that would empower vampires
to operate in sunlight.

What's that got to do
with the princes' blood?

The keys to Day for Night
were hidden in the bodies

of the vampire princes.

- So he holds the last key?
- We must find him soon.

I hear one vampire
tried this method.

Sir Nicholas from Poland
tried it 2000 years ago.

What did he do?

According to the records,

a cream enabled vampires
to suck blood and sunbake

in broad daylight.

Where can you get
this sun cream?

The formula was lost.
However...

with two drops of absinthe,

a dash of pure olive oil

and some red wine,

then some pure sesame paste,

potassium,

a suitable amount,

then add some cold cream...

You're just making it up!

All science is trial and error.

You may be right.
Please continue.

Thin it down, and then

bake it for three hours
and put it in the sun...

For how long?

- 300 years.
- 300 years?

To make it more potent.

Otherwise it's less effective.

Have you tried it?

Certainly not, stupid!

Has any vampire tried it?

Sir Nicholas... perhaps.

- Who are you?
- Kazaf!

You're cool!

Are you upset?

Don't come if you don't want to.
Why do you look so funky?

You said I was cool.

I was being sarcastic.

I've had a blood disease
since childhood.

I can't take the sun.

I'm running a great risk now.

Can't you change
our meeting to evening?

A man has to keep his word.

Sorry we're late.
He went to a fancy dress ball

and had no time to change.

You are...

- Where are lvy and Jackie?
- Over there.

- Do you do this all the time?
- Weddings are fun.

- Welcome.
- Jackie, congratulations!

I look smart,
but I'm not the groom.

Here comes the bridegroom.

I'm very nervous.
It's my first time.

I was just as nervous
when I kicked the penalty goal

at a football grand final.

Did you score?

The ball flew over
the grandstand.

But I wasn't nervous.

- Where's your bride?
- I'm looking for her.

Make yourself comfortable.

Is he your boyfriend?
Why's he so oily?

- Where's my fianc�?
- Drinking.

I learned a new drinking game!

- How much did you drink?
- Only two cases.

No more drink.
I told Dad you were refined.

Gentle and gracious.
I forgot!

- Please behave.
- Okay. I love you, don't go!

The wedding ring I'll get from
my husband weighs four carats!

So long as she's happy.

Can we have a talk?

- What's wrong?
- We're buddies.

Introducing you two
was the high point of my life.

I'm eternally grateful.

Will you overlook
any poor performance today?

What is it?

Nothing. Just that I've lost
your four-carat ring.

You are joking, aren't you?

Actually, I have lost it.

Put me down.
We'll talk.

Have you checked carefully?

I have!

- Have you got it?
- No.

- We're in the shit.
- True.

No matter what,
you have to find it.

I'm trying hard.

Don't let her know.

It's not there.
I searched all over.

How could you?
It's such an important event!

What would you like to eat?

Take it. It's free.

Eat! Your tummy's rumbling.

- I'll take a banana.
- Is that enough?

Yes, I like bananas very much.

There, we'll take them all.

They're free.

I've got news!

It seems the groom
has lost the ring.

No! Does she know?

Let us welcome
the bride and groom.

Jackie and lvy have known
each other for seven years.

Time to confess.

They met seven years ago today.

They choose to marry
on this special day.

We hope that from today
they will have joy.

Now, the highlight
of the wedding ceremony.

Let me borrow it.

Let us see the ring that took
the groom two years to select.

- What is it?
- Take this.

- Use this for the time being.
- Exchange rings.

What is it?

- A bat ring.
- It's a mistake!

I'll make it up to you later.

Time to toast each other.

What is it?

Hey, look at you!

No more drinks.

- Give me!
- No!

No more!

Sorry, darling.

No more.

Have you gone mad?
Sorry, I didn't mean to yell.

Ivy!

How dare you try
to ruin my wedding!

Sir!

Well done, son.
This is a fabulous woman.

Well done, darling!

Smoke is coming
out of your body!

- The sun is burning me!
- Let's go!

Why look at my back?

No reason. It looks good.

Is that so?

Is that why your female partners
have to stay behind you?

Certainly not.

Why did you call me your idol?

My parents
were killed by vampires.

Because of that

I swore I would avenge them.

You are the best
vampire hunter.

So you're my idol.

Do you believe me?

I was just kidding.

You are the best-looking
vampire hunter.

- Is that all?
- Girls are as simple as that.

- That's a fib too.
- Do you enjoy telling lies?

All your partners say
you're very sentimental.

I was kidding them.

You stay here.
Let me do it.

Wait for me!

Let me!

He's gone.

I said he's gone!

We lost him!

It's really too bad.

- The antidote.
- You have it.

- Get it out. It's with you.
- Is that so?

Oh, that's right.

Banana flavour?

What a relief!

- Was yours banana flavoured?
- There was no flavour.

A very strong banana scent.

The bats are about
to starve to death.

If we don't go out to search
for food, we'll be the same.

I repeat, I don't know how
to suck human blood.

It's not that.
It's that you don't want to.

Hello.

- How did you know I lived here?
- I followed you.

- Do you always follow people?
- Don't you like it?

Then I shan't do it.

Hey, how come
you live in a church?

Oh, you're a Christian!
How come you're so devout?

I made some banana cakes.
You haven't eaten yet, have you?

- Neither have l.
- Prada, no!

- Young master...
- No.

Hungry?
You have one too.

They're good!

Don't bother with him.

How come there's a coffin?

- It's my bed.
- You sleep in a coffin?

My family is in the funeral trade.
I'm trying out a new style.

- You designed it?
- Yes.

Did you really?
It's beautiful!

Can I have a look?

Yes.

You're groovy!

Can I have a go in it?

You have lights as well!

It's a good feeling.

Yes, it feels good here.

Earlier, was someone
feeling hungry?

Yes.

Have some, it's banana flavour.
Your favourite.

Don't worry,
there were plenty there.

There are none left.
Not one antidote!

- Do you smell...
- What?

Very strong banana scent.

- Why did you use it as a cover?
- My sister hates ban...

What's wrong.
What are you doing?

The vampire poison
is taking effect.

Take this.

If I become a vampire,
kill me, understand?

There's antidote in the cakes.
Eat up, quickly!

This one too.

Feeling better?

Seems better.

Water?

Thanks.

What's wrong? Do I look bad?

You look all right.

Get me more cakes.
Plenty more.

You're too slow.
It's so annoying!

I nearly forgot.

If you see vampire teeth,
kill me immediately!

Please don't die.

Don't leave me alone.

I promise to be
a good partner to you.

I will obey you.

I won't quarrel with your sister.

Please wake up.

I also want to say,

I have a great crush on you.

Can you hear me?

I won't die.

I don't know
what you're saying.

What?
What did you say?

I said,
I won't die so easily.

I didn't hear what you said.
I heard a lot of noise.

Yes, yes, yes...
I won't make any noise.

You have a rest.

Hey, your cakes are delicious.

Your coffin is quite comfortable,
too.

How dare you!
Only this once. No next time.

What you said earlier...

I heard it all.

Anyone home?

Miss Momoko, how delightful!

I've got documents for you
to sign, and this as well.

Wait there.

Our last chance.
I'll go and snatch her neck.

You pick a spot...
neck, thigh, or armpit,

and we'll suck her dry.

How many times do I have to say
I'm not going to suck blood?

Would you like me
to suck it, bottle it,

and offer it to you in a cup?

It's always been like that.

Don't rely on past practice.
Forget the past.

Forget what
happened in the past.

For the last time, I am not
going to suck human blood.

I understand.
You're in love with a human.

Tell me, what qualifies you to
be a vampire or to be a prince?

What qualifies you
to accede to the throne?

Tell her you're a vampire.
See if she gives you her blood!

Why did you want to see me
so urgently?

Hello?

Tonight I want to
let you know who I am.

Don't turn your back to me.
I'll get mad.

Honestly, I'm not human.

You are inhuman,
talking to me in this way.

- I'm a vampire.
- What?

My eyes.

They look rather good.
Where did you get the lenses?

- Who are you yaa-ing at?
- You, to suck your blood!

I'll show you how to suck blood!

Let go!

Let me go!

I know what you're doing.
You're dumping me!

But I truly am a vampire.

Would you want a vampire?

Being a vampire isn't everything.
You can't drop a girl like that.

I know, you think I'm bossy.
You think I'm impertinent.

Nine out of ten girls
in Hong Kong are like that.

See if you can find one
who's any different, I dare you!

I can afford to keep
several dogs at home.

I can certainly afford
to keep a vampire.

True, my brother might
be difficult to handle.

Not only am I a vampire...

I'm a useless vampire.

What's the matter with you?

I haven't... eaten for a long time.

- What are you doing?
- Finding you food.

You stay here.
Its best that I go by myself.

Be careful.

Dinner time.

- Run. Something's wrong.
- You've been discovered?

- Do you hear?
- What?

Bats.

There are vampires here.
Let's go, quickly.

Why did the alarm go off?
Maybe it's a burglar.

Burglars don't steal
from hospitals.

How would you know?

They might even
take your ambulance.

- You're right!
- What is it?

- What are you two doing?
- Return a favour. Help me.

Your friend is very ill.

He is very ill! Please take him
to another hospital.

I'm being sent to QE.

Take him there or he'll die!

Hurry up!

Please start the engine.

Feeling bad? Suck my blood.

- I can't.
- It's just like a mosquito bite.

You'll die
if you don't take blood.

Jackie, go faster!

What is it?

Who are they?

Hold tight!

I can't drive!

We're doomed!

Are you all right?

Who exactly are you?
I ran over someone.

Vampires, they're vampires.

Vampires?

They can fly!

Come up!

Throw over another bag.

This is group AB.

Real vampires!

I've got it.

- What did you give them?
- Drugs, to confuse them.

They took a lot.

So they go crazy faster.
Turn the music on.

Drink it.

Drink up. I got this earlier.

Is that okay?

Oh, yes!

Jackie returns this to you.

Do you know what it means?

Once the ring is on the finger,
it can no longer fly away.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Are you ironing for my brother?

I'll do all his ironing.

You're lucky. You love
someone who's possible.

- lsn't yours possible?
- Oh, he's very possible.

I haven't met anyone
so possible.

But, even possible,
something is lacking.

The greater the lack,
the stronger the feeling.

Anyway, something is lacking
to make it fully possible.

What's lacking?

- What's lacking is...
- What?

The problem is...

you and Ekin would hate him.

You've fallen in love
with a vampire?

- But he's a good vampire.
- They kill and suck blood!

He'd rather starve than suck
human blood. He's really good.

Would you try to persuade
my brother on my behalf?

Your brother and l
are both vampire hunters.

Please...

Please lend a hand.

Please...

dear sister-in-law.

Help me, my sister-in-law.

We're one family.

As the sister-in-law of a family,
I should help, shouldn't l?

My brother
has found a treasure!

I knew you were very nice
as soon as I met you.

And beautiful too.

How did you
conquer my brother?

Watch!

Superstar!

- Does it work?
- It's all wrong.

- Even so, he takes it well.
- So you think.

He's got strange tastes.

He likes it flashy,
but it must be simple.

And he likes it simple
but gaudy.

Any better ideas?

Would that work?

So be it.

How about saying it
just once more?

My dear sister-in-law!

Going out with someone?

What do you think?

Perfumed as well!

I'm ready.

Do you like it?

- For you.
- What is it?

- Black?
- A vampire wedding gown.

Is that so?

You go that way,
I'll go this way.

Why send me over that way?

What are you doing?
Let go of me.

You're letting them get away!

They're truly in love.

My sister is with a vampire.
We've sworn to the League.

I didn't know about love
when I took my oath.

Love is about taking risks.
Look how I'm dressed!

You promised to do
anything for me?

I know.
You'll do it on your own.

My bed.

Can I lie on it?

Just lie on it?

Lie down.
It's good to have a rest.

Our beds have other uses
than sleeping in.

So it's larger than normal.

What is it used for?

Other uses?

Chatting.

Many people like to chat in bed.

Ever heard of pillow talk?

No, you can try pillow talk.

All right.

Why don't you speak?

What?

Someone's here.

Home, sister-in-law?

Come with me.

- Why?
- Your brother is in trouble.

Only he can save your brother.

Brother!

It's me, brother!

Your little sister.

Brother!

Brother...

Brother...

Vampires still
roam this world.

And so do three
more vampire hunters.

I am one. My sister-in-law,
a semi-vampire, is another,

and the third
is the sentimental vampire.

Some food for you.

Take it.

As soon as I see it,
I want it.

Take it if you want it.

The documents I brought,
are they all right with you?

I can change them.

It doesn't seem right.

What's wrong?

Tell me what's wrong.

You're naughty.

It tickles.

Are you always like that?

Are you always like this?

It's my first time.

I told my father
you were gross...

g-g-gracious...

gracious...

... in one word,
a lady!

I have to deliver to QE...
Why point your finger?

He's wiggling his hand.

Is that you...

I say yes,
no need to wiggle!

Just leave it there.