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So I've made a really important decision.
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What?
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I'm not getting bangs.
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Oh, thank God.
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Oh, Ry!
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Climbing your way to the top!
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Check it out!
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Your article about your car accident
is still poppin' off.
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Ooh, love!
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Oh, and look.
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The top three posts all written by you.
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No, duh. I'm a hit maker.
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I'm like the Diane Warren of blogging.
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If it isn't my favorite girl
breaking through that glass ceiling.
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Hey, Care Bear!
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Hey, Ryan. What's up?
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Hi.
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How are you?
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- Nice to see you again.
- You, too.
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Do you want to go to lunch?
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We're doing La Scala.
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It's very 1985 business lunch.
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With a side of massive cocaine problem.
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Oh, that sounds fun, but I'm on deadline,
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so I should go do that
and I should meet that.
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It was very good seeing you again soon.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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All right.
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- Okay, bye-bye. Have fun.
- Okay, bye.
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Okay.
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- Something I said?
- Don't take it personally.
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He's special.
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Crack it
against the bowl like this.
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Hm. Voilà.
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Okay, your turn.
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Okay.
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Don't be afraid of it. Harder!
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Okay.
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Good.
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Oh, wow! Look at that!
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I'm the Bareback Contessa.
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- Thank you.
- Uh-huh.
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So, Mom.
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I saw that boy again,
the one that came to my party.
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Uh-huh. So just...
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Not... Not so hard. Just...
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Okay, Mom, listen to me, okay?
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I'm sorry for not
telling you before, but...
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it was scary.
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But now, I can't keep it in anymore.
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I'm in love.
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You are not in love, you're infatuated.
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How would you know, okay?
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After Dad left, you held
a candlelit vigil for your vagina
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and you called it a day.
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All right.
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Tell me about him.
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His name is Carey.
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He's a journalist.
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He's very funny.
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- Wow.
- That's better.
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I don't know.
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Sometimes I don't know if I...
want to be his boyfriend
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or just kind of be him, period.
You know?
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Aw.
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What?
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- What?
- I'm so...
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I'm just so happy to see you
get giddy and excited about someone.
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Yeah, well, TBD if something
will actually happen.
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I mean,
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who wants to deal with all of this?
Am I right?
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This... This should not be an issue.
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And if it is, he's a jerk,
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and you shouldn't be with him.
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He's not a jerk
if he doesn't want to date me.
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He's just, like, aware
of how the world works.
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Ryan.
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You deserve to have someone love you.
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And it is gonna be amazing.
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And you're gonna think about him
all the time.
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Oh, and you know the thing they say
about butterflies in the stomach?
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It's true.
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Actual butterflies.
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And then you're going to start to relate
to all those Celine Dion songs.
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And not just the ones everybody knows.
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Those kind of obscure Celine Dion songs...
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Oh, shoot.
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I done screwed up, Ma.
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Okay.
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What did I miss
during my hour-long bathroom break?
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Not much.
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Olivia made the entire office
watch her eat a bouillon cube for lunch.
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Do you want to go eat somewhere
or is Carey gonna whisk you off?
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Oh, my God, wait!
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Carey told me to invite you
to his poker night.
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Poker?
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Like, the game with the chips and the...
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coins and the...
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people getting in too deep
and losing their houses?
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No, I think this is more like
a bunch of gay guys in tank tops
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sitting around, giggling at the phrase
"straight potential."
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Okay, so he, like, asked you to invite me?
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Mm-hmm. You should go.
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Carey's like the gay glue of LA.
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He'll introduce you to
all the right people.
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Okay.
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I'll go.
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But you have to come with me.
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And be, what?
Your emotional support animal?
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These are your friends, Kim, okay?
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I might just need you to lube me up
a little bit, all right?
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Fine. I'll be your K-Y for one night.
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Well, what do you think?
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Does this scream
"gay poker-slash-fall in love with me"?
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Great!
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You look great.
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Oh, my God, you hate it.
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What?
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This is hopeless.
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I'm hopeless!
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Ooh.
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Whose jacket is this?
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I got that for you.
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For me?
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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It's kind of...
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straight mountain man from Montana, but...
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I kinda dig it.
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I think it's a little small.
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Oh, my God.
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Mom, it's like a second skin.
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This fits amazing.
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Look.
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Do you love?
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Yeah.
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Oh, my God, wait.
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LOL! There's a joint in here.
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Mom, where'd you get this?
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I got that
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at a thrift store,
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because I know how much
you like vintage stuff.
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Thank you, Mom. I really do love it.
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I kind of want to wear it every day
and never take it off ever again.
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But this joint's for you.
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Let's be honest, you could stand to have
a Cheech & Chong moment later.
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Oh.
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Just take it!
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Have some fun, but don't inhale, okay?
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God, inhale? I'm not even gonna light it.
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All right. Wish me luck.
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Luck!
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- Hey, Ryan. You came!
- Hi.
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Hi!
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Come here.
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I'm glad you made it. Come on in.
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- What's up? How was your day?
- Good.
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- Put your coat wherever.
- Okay.
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Where is Kim?
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She's not allowed at poker. Gays only.
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You are gay, right?
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If not, you give me two minutes,
I can convert you.
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Huh... No, I'm super gay.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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Super gay?
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The most.
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- Okay.
- Yeah, okay.
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- All right, well, come on in.
- Okay.
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- You want a beer?
- Sure.
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All right.
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- Here you go.
- Thank you.
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All right, boys,
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this is Ryan.
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He's new to poker so be nice.
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Nice to meet you.
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Andrew, Lewis, Colton, Kyle.
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Ryan.
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Hi, hi, hi.
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Hi, hi, hi.
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Um...
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Let me break this shit down for you.
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So, we play Texas hold 'em.
You know how to play that?
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Very simple.
Okay, so it's the same as normal poker,
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so, you know, two pair,
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except you only have two cards
that you can see
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and then you share...
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Make sense?
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Mm-hmm. Let's play.
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All right!
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Deal him in.
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Karen, where's my jacket?
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Huh?
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The jacket I left last night, where is it?
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It was filthy
and I took it to the dry cleaner.
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No!
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What?
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It had my night time medicine
in the pocket.
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Aww.
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You mean this?
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You are the best!
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You saved it.
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Wait 'til I tell everyone that I am dating
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a 50-something pothead.
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Did anybody hear that?
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Karen Hayes has just announced
to her bedroom
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that she is dating me, Phil.
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A 50-something pothead.
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That is cause for celebration.
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Ooh.
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Let me get some of that.
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Whoa!
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Not only are you dating
a 50-something pothead,
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now you're gonna get high?
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Ooh-ee.
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Life does come at you fast.
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I hate pot.
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I don't know, Lewis,
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it looks like you might have a straight.
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I definitely had a straight last night.
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His name was Austin.
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Great ass. Ten out of ten.
Would recommend.
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You hooked up with a straight guy.
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That's so 19 years old
and full of self-loathing of you.
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Oh.
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Whoah. Watch out!
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She has got her poker face on tonight!
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Your turn to shuffle, Ryan.
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I met him at a gun convention.
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A gun convention?
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Yes, that's where I meet
all my straights.
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You've been to multiple gun conventions?
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Yeah, they're like flies in my spider web.
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- Gross!
- That's a nice image.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Did he show you his gun?
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- And his penis.
- And his penis.
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It was like I was hunting
with Dick Cheney.
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I took a shot to the face.
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Yeah, okay.
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Yeah, he...
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he showed me his gun,
and then he shot his load.
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Okay. Did he have a big gun?
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And a big penis. Mm-hmm.
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He wore all red,
called me The Commander,
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and our safe word was "Margaret Atwood."
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Oh, my God. I think
I'm having a heart attack.
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Babe.
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Come lay down.
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Oh, my God! Why did I do that?
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I'm a nurse.
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Why is that legal?
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I just... Oh, my God. Why...
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That should not be legal!
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I will not rest until that is illegal!
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What can I do to make it better?
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Bitch!
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All right, I'm out,
I've got no more money.
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I hate you all.
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We're heading out.
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- Bye, you guys.
- Thanks for inviting us.
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- See you soon.
- Nice meeting you, too.
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Lewis, you get the prize again.
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Thank you!
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Thanks for inviting us.
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- See you next week, guys.
- Bye, babe.
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- Bye.
- Bye, Ryan.
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- Bye, nice meeting you.
- See you next week.
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So, does the winner always get a prize?
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Actually, it's a DVD of an underrated
John Cusack movie.
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So basically all John Cusack movies.
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Um...
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Thank you for earlier, by the way.
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Helping me with the... the cards.
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Oh.
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Yeah, sure. 'Course.
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Kim told me about your accident and...
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Wait, do you hate talking about this?
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No, it's fine.
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So you got in a fight with a car and lost?
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Basically, yeah.
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I mean, no, I mean...
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I was jaywalking,
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so it was my fault.
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AKA, don't cry for me, Argentina.
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Um...
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Yeah, it basically kind of just
messed my body up forever, so...
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I don't know.
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It doesn't look so messed up to me.
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Thanks.
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You're welcome.
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This is amazing.
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Oh, my God. I am so happy.
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You see?
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You're safe.
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Everything is gonna be okay.
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All right, I spoke too soon.
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I don't think anyone has made me
a sandwich in like...
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in like 30 years.
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I mean, I... Well...
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Ryan tried to make me a grilled cheese
for Mother's Day,
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but it was... he totally screwed it up!
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How do you screw up a grilled cheese?
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It's... It's two ingredients.
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The bread and the cheese.
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I will make you a sandwich...
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whenever you want.
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I really like you, Phil.
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I care about you a lot.
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In some...
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small, important way.
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Me, too.
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We are never going to let you
get high again.
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- Aww.
- Mm.
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Okay.
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You got to come to poker again.
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Get you in the rotation.
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I would love that.
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And I got you every time with the cards.
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Aww.
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You're like my little poker whisperer.
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Shh.
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- Oh, hey.
- Hey, babe.
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Hey, babe.
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Ryan, this is Chris, my boyfriend.
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Hey.
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Hi, nice to meet you.
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So, did you win tonight?
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Nope.
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Not even close.
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