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Alexis: First of all,
welcome to my office.
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Now I think we all know
that most VIP guests
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wouldn't be caught dead
at a motel like this,
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no offense.
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But I have been able to secure...
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a V-VIP guest.
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Well, I'd go out on a limb
and say all of our guests
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are very important, Alexis.
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That's cute.
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Anyway, Emir Kaplan is a very
influential travel blogger,
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so it is of the utmost importance
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that we all make him feel at home.
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Hmm. Well, if he's looking
for that homey feeling,
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I should just invite
him over for dinner.
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Joce is making pot roast.
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All he'd have to bring
is a couple of sides,
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a bottle of wine,
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and something nice for the house.
Nothing cheap.
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- "The Road Less Traveled?"
- It's a very famous blog.
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He writes all about
the best eats, stays,
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and attractions off the beaten path.
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- Well, I don't want to second
- guess
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your publicity skills here Alexis,
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but I don't think it would hurt
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to tilt the scales in our favour.
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When we wanted to impress
people at Rose Video,
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Okay.
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Coffee break.
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We'd sometimes hire actors
who would come in as plants,
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- pretending to be...
- Customers! Yes!
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Walk around, talk up whatever
they're paid to talk up.
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I know, I was once paid to talk up
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Heartblaster Energy Drink
at a Third Eye Blind concert.
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I'm pretty sure we don't
have the budget for actors.
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I mean, if you're looking
to pay some guy to lie
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about how great this motel is,
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I'm happy to step in.
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- Do we need Roland?
- Stevie!
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You can be the plant.
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You look like someone who
just wandered in off the road.
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Thanks.
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And Johnny can be our Manager.
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Okay, first of all, you've gotta stop
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with the Johnny business, okay?
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And secondly, I am the Manager.
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Okay, well, you should probably start
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getting into character,
then. Okay, thanks.
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-- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe --
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Ray: Knock, knock, everybody decent?
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- Oh my God!
- Once again, Ray,
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saying "knock knock"
is not the same thing
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as actually knocking.
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I'm just making breakfast,
and I wanted to know
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if I should make extra for you two.
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- No, I think we're good.
- Yes...
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Great! Door open, or closed?
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Closed.
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Okay, I thought you were
gonna talk to him about this.
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I let very few people
see me before 9:00 AM.
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I did. The "knock knock"
is him taking the note.
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Well, you might want to
invest in a "lock lock" then.
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Mm.
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- Knock knock!
- Holy (Bleep)!
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I realized I don't have
eggs, but I do have pancake mix.
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How do we feel about that?
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Four, please.
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David, you're constantly
talking about how much you eat.
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But I've seen you walk from
the bedroom to the shower,
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and you look fine.
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Huh?
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Okay Ray, we... we might need a minute.
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Of course. Door open, or closed?
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Closed.
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Wow!
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Okay, this is not working anymore.
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I think it's time we
look for an apartment.
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Oh. Okay, I mean...
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if that's what you want.
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Well, I think it's more of
a need at this point, David.
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I've been thinking about it for a while.
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Oh.
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Ray: Gentlemen, you're gonna laugh,
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but I just remembered, we do have eggs.
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They're in the pantry,
next to the pancake mix,
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which means they've been
sitting out for days.
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Are we feeling lucky?
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Can I still have the pancakes?
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Yes!
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- Ray!
- Patrick?
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Door closed.
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Of course.
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And Zeljko says, you eat,
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you expire pleasured.
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You expire pleasured.
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Twyla: Okay.
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What are we talking about today?
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More Bosnia stories?
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Yep, she never seems
to run out of 'em.
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Twyla, do you think it might
be too much of an imposition
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to ask the chef to whip me up a kifla?
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- What's a kifla?
- Oh, how best to describe it.
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I don't think you need to.
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Hi, y'all!
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Oh, Ronnie, Moira,
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I see you've ordered
without me, makes sense,
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because I was seven minutes late!
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Well, we've yet to put in our
kifla order, if you're peckish.
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Oh, I can't stay.
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I actually might not be able
to make it to rehearsal today.
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Roland was supposed to watch the baby,
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but he's got tied up at the motel, so...
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Oh Jocelyn, if you
can't make it rehearsal,
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no one's gonna hold that against you.
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Yeah, the baby comes first.
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Well, I just feel bad
because we really need
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to rehearse that Nine Inch Nails medley
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for our concert at "Yarn for Cheap."
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I'd be more than happy
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to spearhead that effort, Jocelyn.
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After collaborating so closely
with the director on "Crows,"
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I feel even more finely attuned
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to the fluctuations
of the human condition.
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Okay, it's just, I thought
that was sort of my...
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Even if you miss a
performance Jocelyn,
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there will be others!
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And don't worry about
your solo, Jocelyn.
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I know it by heart.
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I actually sing it quietly
every time you do it.
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I know, Twyla. And
it's not that quiet.
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Anyways, I guess I get
to sit this one out.
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Aw, it looks like somebody's up.
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No rest for the wicked.
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Well, these days, either
he's crying, or I am.
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Okay...
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See you l-l-later.
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- Bye!
- Bye!
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I'll get the door!
I'm-I'm sorry, excuse me.
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Okay.
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Johnny: Welcome to the
Rosebud Motel, Mr. Kaplan.
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Johnny Rose, and it's
a pleasure to uh...
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Johnny is our Manager,
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so just let me know if
you need anything from him.
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And this is Roland, he is
our Guest Services Liaison.
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Yes, and it's actually
pronounced "lee-as-on."
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And my name is actually
pronounced "Ro-lahnd."
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And if there's anything
you need, please tell me.
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Room service, turn-down
service, valet service...
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Okay Ro lahnd, those are a few items
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that might be tricky to pull off,
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but we do have coffee and
pastries every morning.
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Oh, great, that uh,
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that should beat the black
mold I had for breakfast
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at my last motel.
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Ro-lahnd, why don't you show Mr.
Kaplan to his room?
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Oh yes, formidab-Le.
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If you would uh, how do you say,
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um, voulez-vous with me please.
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I'll show you to your room.
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Right this way, we have you
in our most deluxe suite.
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Suite number four is uh...
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Ah! Miss Felming... ton.
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Enjoying your stay?
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Yes.
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Okay, Ro-lahnd, Johnny,
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we should let our
guests continue chatting.
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Ro-lahnd, this way.
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Here you go.
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Thank you.
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I think you're really
gonna like it here.
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It's clean, and the service is good.
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Yeah.
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Anyway, I'm just
staying here as a guest.
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It's always good to know
who your neighbours are
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in a place like this, you know,
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it's kind of a roll
of the dice, but uh...
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you seem somewhat normal.
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- Thank you for saying that.
- Well.
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Everyone agreed that
I was the normal one
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in my cell-block at
the women's prison, so.
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Oh, wow. Which prison?
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Maybe you know my wife.
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I don't-I'm kidding.
I don't have a wife...
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- anymore.
- Oh, disappeared?
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I'll never stop looking.
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I'm Emir.
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- Stevie.
- Stevie, hi.
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Stevie, nice to meet you.
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Oh, David. We have a V-VIP
staying with us at the moment.
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So do you mind staying
at Patrick's tonight?
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Your vibe can be a bit intense.
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Um, excuse me? If
anything, I'm a selling point.
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And Patrick's is a no-go.
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If fact, he just texted me the address
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of a new apartment
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that we might be going
to see together later, so.
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Um, did I leave a Q-tip in,
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or did you just tell me
that you guys are getting
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an apartment together?
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Hey, we're just going to look.
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Yeah, and Adam Levine and
I just went for bubble tea.
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I'm feeling very apprehensive
about the whole thing,
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like, I never saw myself
living with someone.
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That makes total sense,
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considering how nobody
you dated ever expressed
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any interest in that.
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I'm pretty sure I
can think of someone.
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By the end of the day, so.
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David, I think this
could be good for you guys.
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And also I know you're thinking like,
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Alexis is becoming a major girl boss,
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and is she just saying
this so she can expand
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her home office when I move out?
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I actually wasn't
thinking that at all.
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Anyway, David,
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your boyfriend asked
you to move in with him.
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You do it.
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I know.
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Also, do you have like, a time-frame
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as to when that might happen?
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No, I don't.
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Jazzagals: Yes! Yeah!
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Oh my God, so moody.
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Love it! Now, Ronnie?
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The line has been changed to,
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"I want to kiss you like an animal."
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I'll remember it on the day.
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I say we wrap things up on a high.
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Ladies, scour your
closets for black leather.
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Pleather accepted.
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I'm here!
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I've got a sitter!
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Oh Jocelyn, I'm afraid
that dirigible has ascended.
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But I'm here on time.
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Yes you are, but we
started an hour early.
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Ronnie has a massage.
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You moved the rehearsal
for Ronnie's massage?
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Well, it was also
conducive to Twyla's schedule.
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It's hard for her to
juggle, what with the cafe.
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Oh, is it hard for her? To juggle?
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And none of you here thought to tell me
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about this little time change?
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You said you couldn't
make it because of the bebe.
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We could start rehearsal over.
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Ohhh no!
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Don't make any changes on my account,
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I mean, you've gotta get to the cafe,
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and Ronnie's gotta have a massage!
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I have sciatica.
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I ran all over town
looking for a babysitter!
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Oh...
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Pulled a number off a telephone pole.
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She's a pet sitter, but she
said she'd make an exception.
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I don't even know her last name!
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Jocelyn, that sounds dangersome.
255
00:09:46,709 --> 00:09:48,876
I didn't wanna miss this rehearsal!
256
00:09:49,131 --> 00:09:51,899
But do any of you care? Apparently not!
257
00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:55,269
Because all of you have been acting...
258
00:09:55,370 --> 00:09:57,304
like bunch of...
259
00:09:57,329 --> 00:09:58,763
b-words!
260
00:10:03,521 --> 00:10:05,603
Okay. Evidently,
261
00:10:05,704 --> 00:10:07,772
one or two of you have
gotten under her skin.
262
00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:11,327
I'll handle it.
263
00:10:12,748 --> 00:10:15,680
Hey, Johnny?
264
00:10:15,789 --> 00:10:17,690
Our VIP is still in his room,
265
00:10:17,715 --> 00:10:19,793
so we should probably hold
off on the turn-down service.
266
00:10:19,885 --> 00:10:21,219
What turn-down service?
267
00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:23,198
Oh, that's just a little
something I've initiated
268
00:10:23,222 --> 00:10:25,690
now that I'm Guest Services Manager.
269
00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:27,525
I thought you were a liaison.
270
00:10:27,702 --> 00:10:29,303
No, I gave myself a promotion.
271
00:10:29,404 --> 00:10:31,372
Hey Stevie, what's the intel?
272
00:10:31,967 --> 00:10:34,842
Uh... well, I had a nap,
273
00:10:34,867 --> 00:10:36,601
then a beer,
274
00:10:36,626 --> 00:10:38,160
and now I need $40.
275
00:10:38,493 --> 00:10:40,861
What are you doing,
buying a wedding dress?
276
00:10:41,386 --> 00:10:44,623
Uh, Emir would like me
to go to lunch with him.
277
00:10:44,648 --> 00:10:46,387
What? No!
278
00:10:46,412 --> 00:10:48,279
- You don't have to do that!
- Oh, jeez.
279
00:10:48,380 --> 00:10:50,248
It's fine, it's just lunch.
280
00:10:50,273 --> 00:10:52,793
No Stevie, this is going way too far.
281
00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:54,652
Um, what's going on?
282
00:10:54,677 --> 00:10:56,730
Oh, Johnny's forcing Stevie
283
00:10:56,755 --> 00:10:59,834
into a very uncomfortable
situation with a strange man.
284
00:10:59,859 --> 00:11:01,226
Ugh. Okay fine, I'll tap in.
285
00:11:01,251 --> 00:11:02,951
Who are we talking about?
286
00:11:02,976 --> 00:11:05,877
Emir, and I'm fine to go.
287
00:11:06,132 --> 00:11:08,032
Stevie, I would go in
your place, it's just,
288
00:11:08,210 --> 00:11:10,611
my afternoon is gonna be kinda crazy
289
00:11:10,636 --> 00:11:13,004
- with all the turndowns.
- No, I want to go!
290
00:11:13,105 --> 00:11:15,425
So can I just have the $50?
291
00:11:15,450 --> 00:11:17,284
I thought it was $40.
292
00:11:17,309 --> 00:11:19,144
I also need shampoo.
293
00:11:25,756 --> 00:11:27,356
Body lice, you know, from the sheets,
294
00:11:27,381 --> 00:11:28,901
that'll get you a bad review.
295
00:11:28,926 --> 00:11:30,420
I've-I've contracted it a
few times, it's not pretty.
296
00:11:30,445 --> 00:11:32,818
Wow, what I love
about this conversation
297
00:11:32,897 --> 00:11:34,631
is how well it goes with lunch.
298
00:11:34,656 --> 00:11:36,799
Yeah, okay, this is not my A-material.
299
00:11:37,175 --> 00:11:39,354
But then again, I don't
normally ask women out
300
00:11:39,379 --> 00:11:41,046
when I'm on the job.
301
00:11:41,071 --> 00:11:43,258
Okay, you're telling me
302
00:11:43,283 --> 00:11:44,917
that you review motels for a living,
303
00:11:44,942 --> 00:11:46,943
and you've never met anyone?
304
00:11:47,044 --> 00:11:48,911
Okay, this may shock you, but uh...
305
00:11:50,506 --> 00:11:52,357
a lot of the people
that you meet in motels
306
00:11:52,382 --> 00:11:54,283
are not exactly like...
307
00:11:54,384 --> 00:11:56,285
Not like what?
308
00:11:56,904 --> 00:11:58,030
Well, they're not like you.
309
00:11:58,055 --> 00:11:59,255
Oh, yeah.
310
00:11:59,356 --> 00:12:00,590
Smart, charming,
311
00:12:00,691 --> 00:12:02,024
dazzling sense of humor,
312
00:12:02,049 --> 00:12:03,717
I was gonna say modest, but...
313
00:12:06,547 --> 00:12:07,981
So what brings you to town?
314
00:12:08,748 --> 00:12:10,766
Uh, just driving...
315
00:12:10,944 --> 00:12:12,878
to meet my sister...
316
00:12:12,903 --> 00:12:14,837
in Florida.
317
00:12:16,417 --> 00:12:19,506
Anyway, what about you?
318
00:12:19,943 --> 00:12:22,754
- Do you like what you do?
- I do, for the most part.
319
00:12:22,779 --> 00:12:24,299
You know, I like to keep a low profile
320
00:12:24,324 --> 00:12:25,591
when I'm on the road.
321
00:12:25,616 --> 00:12:27,259
I find if people know
that I'm coming in advance,
322
00:12:27,284 --> 00:12:28,985
they tend to put on a big show,
323
00:12:29,010 --> 00:12:31,178
and I never know what's genuine, so.
324
00:12:31,659 --> 00:12:34,027
Yeah, that must be tough.
325
00:12:34,917 --> 00:12:37,552
Okay, I don't even know
where to start with this menu.
326
00:12:37,794 --> 00:12:39,662
I'm a plant.
327
00:12:39,763 --> 00:12:41,264
I'm sorry?
328
00:12:41,440 --> 00:12:43,184
You were talking about
never knowing what's genuine,
329
00:12:43,209 --> 00:12:44,910
and uh...
330
00:12:44,935 --> 00:12:46,936
I can't keep this up.
331
00:12:47,037 --> 00:12:50,048
I work at the motel,
332
00:12:50,073 --> 00:12:53,332
and my coworkers thought
it would be a good idea
333
00:12:53,357 --> 00:12:56,030
for me to like, talk up the motel.
334
00:12:56,055 --> 00:13:00,192
Uh, but the more we
talked, the worse I felt.
335
00:13:04,540 --> 00:13:07,642
So you cracked before
we even ordered drinks?
336
00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:11,861
Yeah. It turns out
I'm really bad at this.
337
00:13:12,038 --> 00:13:14,139
Ah.
338
00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:16,875
Anyway, I'll leave you to lunch.
339
00:13:17,119 --> 00:13:19,354
Wait, wait, whoa, whoa, hang...
hang on a second.
340
00:13:21,271 --> 00:13:22,991
Okay, look, the problem is,
341
00:13:23,016 --> 00:13:24,850
I eat most of my meals by myself.
342
00:13:24,875 --> 00:13:27,243
So when there's a beautiful
woman sitting across from me,
343
00:13:27,268 --> 00:13:29,603
even if she is a con artist,
344
00:13:29,693 --> 00:13:31,227
I welcome the company.
345
00:13:31,821 --> 00:13:33,655
Please.
346
00:13:37,049 --> 00:13:38,449
Okay.
347
00:13:41,224 --> 00:13:43,069
Moira: Gals, let's welcome
our dear friend Jocelyn
348
00:13:43,093 --> 00:13:44,860
back into the circle.
349
00:13:44,885 --> 00:13:46,752
Oh, should we be in a circle?
350
00:13:48,174 --> 00:13:49,875
It's not top secret,
351
00:13:49,900 --> 00:13:52,134
we all know Jocelyn has
trouble being honest.
352
00:13:52,235 --> 00:13:53,712
Do we all know that?
353
00:13:53,737 --> 00:13:56,543
Wrong word, okay. Authentic.
354
00:13:56,568 --> 00:13:58,307
I think I can take
it from here, Moira.
355
00:13:58,332 --> 00:13:59,799
All right, then.
356
00:13:59,977 --> 00:14:02,473
Gals, since the baby,
357
00:14:02,498 --> 00:14:04,080
things have just been really tough.
358
00:14:04,181 --> 00:14:06,034
That's good, that's
good, expand on that.
359
00:14:06,059 --> 00:14:08,126
Okay, and I feel like
sometimes that my voice
360
00:14:08,151 --> 00:14:10,872
isn't being heard in this group.
361
00:14:10,897 --> 00:14:12,264
Touch louder, Jocelyn.
362
00:14:12,289 --> 00:14:14,342
Just because I don't
ask for your help,
363
00:14:14,367 --> 00:14:16,001
doesn't mean that I don't need it!
364
00:14:16,026 --> 00:14:18,204
Just a little more specific,
we're all here to help you.
365
00:14:18,228 --> 00:14:20,062
Okay, okay, well, Ronnie.
366
00:14:20,857 --> 00:14:22,975
I know that you've been getting
a lot of massages lately,
367
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,110
because they're supposed
to help with your bad back,
368
00:14:25,135 --> 00:14:26,921
and stabilize your mood,
369
00:14:26,946 --> 00:14:28,814
but I haven't noticed an improvement!
370
00:14:28,839 --> 00:14:31,240
And sometimes you sing too softly.
371
00:14:31,341 --> 00:14:32,842
Agree to disagree.
372
00:14:32,943 --> 00:14:34,977
- And Twyla...
- I'm sorry, I'll sing louder.
373
00:14:35,078 --> 00:14:36,911
Nope, you are singing too loud.
374
00:14:36,936 --> 00:14:38,390
Wonderful, let it out, Jocelyn.
375
00:14:38,415 --> 00:14:40,483
And Moira.
376
00:14:40,508 --> 00:14:41,733
Okay, we can stop it there for today.
377
00:14:41,758 --> 00:14:45,731
We are all sick and tired
of hearing about Bosnia.
378
00:14:45,756 --> 00:14:47,790
- Yep.
- It's Bosnia this,
379
00:14:47,815 --> 00:14:50,035
and "Crows" that, and Blajka...
380
00:14:50,060 --> 00:14:51,861
We're just grasping
at straws now, Jocelyn.
381
00:14:51,886 --> 00:14:53,705
But this has been a fruitful exercise,
382
00:14:53,730 --> 00:14:55,598
don't we all feel better?
383
00:14:56,035 --> 00:14:58,670
Look at Twyla, look how moved she is.
384
00:14:59,615 --> 00:15:01,049
Oh no, I'm fine.
385
00:15:04,841 --> 00:15:06,961
I've actually seen a
few photos of this place,
386
00:15:06,986 --> 00:15:08,086
it looks pretty good.
387
00:15:08,111 --> 00:15:09,831
Yeah, the facade
would indicate otherwise,
388
00:15:09,856 --> 00:15:11,912
- but I trust you on this.
- Oh.
389
00:15:12,892 --> 00:15:15,293
You know, when I moved here
and got a room with Ray,
390
00:15:15,318 --> 00:15:16,996
I didn't know how long
I was gonna be staying.
391
00:15:17,020 --> 00:15:19,288
- Mhmm...
- And now here we are.
392
00:15:19,465 --> 00:15:22,334
For me this is bittersweet
because on the one hand,
393
00:15:22,359 --> 00:15:24,357
I could lose you as a roommate, Patrick,
394
00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:26,865
but on the other, I
would gain the commission.
395
00:15:30,572 --> 00:15:33,507
As you can see, this is open concept.
396
00:15:34,046 --> 00:15:36,181
Oh wow. It's good, eh, David?
397
00:15:36,555 --> 00:15:38,656
I thought this was the penthouse.
398
00:15:38,681 --> 00:15:42,250
Uh, it is the top
floor of three floors.
399
00:15:43,222 --> 00:15:44,756
- You said this was a one
- bedroom.
400
00:15:44,781 --> 00:15:48,651
It is, in the sense that it's
a one - bed - room.
401
00:15:48,752 --> 00:15:50,905
Any more beds, and you'd be in trouble.
402
00:15:50,930 --> 00:15:53,698
- Although bunk beds can be fun.
- Fireplace?
403
00:15:53,723 --> 00:15:56,878
Yeah, which I'm sure would
heat the room quite quickly,
404
00:15:56,903 --> 00:15:58,837
considering it's just one big...
405
00:15:58,938 --> 00:16:00,639
open space.
406
00:16:00,664 --> 00:16:02,231
I like the exposed brick.
407
00:16:02,889 --> 00:16:04,609
It's actually a pretty decent size.
408
00:16:05,029 --> 00:16:07,411
Yeah. Speaking of size,
409
00:16:07,436 --> 00:16:08,938
Ray, I've yet to see a closet.
410
00:16:08,963 --> 00:16:12,062
Is there a... is there a
walk-in that I'm missing?
411
00:16:12,087 --> 00:16:14,522
Oh, the closet is right over here.
412
00:16:16,046 --> 00:16:18,747
This is what small-space
realtors refer to as,
413
00:16:18,772 --> 00:16:20,759
a "step-in" closet.
414
00:16:20,784 --> 00:16:22,685
What do you think, David?
415
00:16:23,106 --> 00:16:26,584
- It's pretty perfect, huh?
- Yeah, it's pretty.
416
00:16:27,357 --> 00:16:28,691
Y-yeah.
417
00:16:28,792 --> 00:16:31,961
♪
418
00:16:32,062 --> 00:16:34,130
Not to jeopardize
our review any further,
419
00:16:34,231 --> 00:16:36,532
but would you mind not blowing my cover?
420
00:16:36,633 --> 00:16:37,900
Don't worry, I got it.
421
00:16:38,077 --> 00:16:40,812
Look who's back in da house!
422
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,648
Johnny: Safe and sound, Ms. Felmington.
423
00:16:43,673 --> 00:16:45,960
Feeling okay about everything?
424
00:16:45,985 --> 00:16:47,886
That's a weird thing to say,
425
00:16:47,911 --> 00:16:50,331
but yes, I am.
426
00:16:50,356 --> 00:16:51,990
I turned down your bed for you,
427
00:16:52,015 --> 00:16:53,935
but I didn't have any chocolates,
428
00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:56,795
so I left a doggie bag of
pot roast on your pillow.
429
00:16:56,820 --> 00:16:58,754
Oh. Well, that's uh...
430
00:16:58,931 --> 00:17:00,832
unnecessarily generous
of you, Ro-lahnd.
431
00:17:01,412 --> 00:17:03,934
You know, I did have a
couple of requests, actually.
432
00:17:03,959 --> 00:17:04,994
Yes, of course.
433
00:17:05,095 --> 00:17:06,939
I was wondering if Ro-lahnd could make a reservation
434
00:17:06,963 --> 00:17:09,350
at the cafe tonight for
Ms. Felmington and I?
435
00:17:09,375 --> 00:17:10,653
Uh... hm!
436
00:17:10,678 --> 00:17:14,004
- Do we have sign
- off from Ms. Felmington?
437
00:17:14,029 --> 00:17:16,492
- We do.
- Emir: Great.
438
00:17:16,594 --> 00:17:18,361
One more thing, you
mentioned room service,
439
00:17:18,386 --> 00:17:20,063
I would love an English
breakfast tea to the room,
440
00:17:20,087 --> 00:17:21,821
and maybe one for Ms. Felmington.
441
00:17:21,922 --> 00:17:23,456
Oh, absolutely.
442
00:17:23,481 --> 00:17:25,434
Johnny, Emir would like some tea,
443
00:17:25,459 --> 00:17:27,060
and so would Ms. Felmington.
444
00:17:27,085 --> 00:17:29,086
Yes, and I'll show you
where you can find that...
445
00:17:29,263 --> 00:17:30,830
Ro-lahnd.
446
00:17:31,282 --> 00:17:33,584
Mrs. Felmington, may I
speak with you for a minute?
447
00:17:33,873 --> 00:17:36,141
I'm really tired, can this wait?
448
00:17:37,180 --> 00:17:38,347
Mhmm.
449
00:17:38,372 --> 00:17:40,473
Thanks.
450
00:17:40,574 --> 00:17:42,776
Hm.
451
00:17:42,877 --> 00:17:45,263
So, dinner tonight?
452
00:17:45,288 --> 00:17:47,456
Yeah, yeah, if it's
all right with you,
453
00:17:47,481 --> 00:17:48,959
I-I wouldn't mind
getting to know the real
454
00:17:48,983 --> 00:17:50,950
Ms. Felmington a little more.
455
00:17:51,207 --> 00:17:53,475
It is all right with me.
456
00:17:54,881 --> 00:17:56,465
Although it is a little unethical,
457
00:17:56,490 --> 00:17:57,590
just between you and I,
458
00:17:57,691 --> 00:17:59,259
so why don't I go write this review,
459
00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:01,060
and then I won't have
to feel guilty later?
460
00:18:01,162 --> 00:18:02,462
- Okay.
- Okay? All right.
461
00:18:02,563 --> 00:18:04,864
- After you.
- Oh! Oh! That's...
462
00:18:05,041 --> 00:18:06,175
not my room.
463
00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:08,201
Right, yeah, sorry. I didn't mean to.
464
00:18:10,646 --> 00:18:12,257
I mean, I know it's
like the first place
465
00:18:12,282 --> 00:18:13,482
that we've looked at, but...
466
00:18:13,583 --> 00:18:16,118
there's just something
very homey about it to me.
467
00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:18,421
Yeah, a sentiment shared by inmates,
468
00:18:18,446 --> 00:18:20,180
after their first couple years in jail.
469
00:18:20,898 --> 00:18:22,832
Okay, so you hate it.
470
00:18:23,284 --> 00:18:25,361
No. No.
471
00:18:25,386 --> 00:18:28,306
No, it's just if I've learned
anything from "House Hunters",
472
00:18:28,331 --> 00:18:30,266
you always to see the loft space,
473
00:18:30,291 --> 00:18:32,402
the charming English cottage,
and the renovated craftsman
474
00:18:32,426 --> 00:18:34,367
that you don't really wanna take,
475
00:18:34,392 --> 00:18:36,137
but the producers are gonna
force you to see anyway,
476
00:18:36,162 --> 00:18:38,037
before you make any major decisions.
477
00:18:38,248 --> 00:18:41,034
Gentlemen, I have one
more thing to show you.
478
00:18:41,211 --> 00:18:42,978
How are we still
on this (bleep) tour?!
479
00:18:43,003 --> 00:18:44,314
- Just...
- You'll thank me later,
480
00:18:44,338 --> 00:18:47,392
but uh, no more worrying
about door open, door closed.
481
00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:49,985
All you have to do
is open the curtain...
482
00:18:50,292 --> 00:18:54,195
to the bathroom!
483
00:18:55,492 --> 00:18:57,960
Ray, can we just have a moment?
484
00:18:57,985 --> 00:19:00,587
Absolutely. I'll just
wait in the bathroom.
485
00:19:02,649 --> 00:19:04,834
Curtain open, or curtain closed?
486
00:19:04,859 --> 00:19:06,069
- Oh, closed!
- Closed, I think.
487
00:19:06,093 --> 00:19:07,193
Mhmm.
488
00:19:08,229 --> 00:19:09,873
Don't worry, we'll be
putting a door on there.
489
00:19:09,897 --> 00:19:12,008
But I don't know if I wanna
put a door on the bathroom!
490
00:19:12,608 --> 00:19:14,234
I don't know if I love this place.
491
00:19:14,412 --> 00:19:15,845
And I'm not just saying that
492
00:19:15,870 --> 00:19:17,150
because the lack of closet space
493
00:19:17,238 --> 00:19:18,771
will inevitably force us to break up,
494
00:19:18,873 --> 00:19:20,306
I just sorta feel like...
495
00:19:20,483 --> 00:19:22,785
if we're going to be moving in together,
496
00:19:23,388 --> 00:19:26,922
we should both be totally on board.
497
00:19:27,829 --> 00:19:30,398
I totally understand, David.
498
00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:32,261
Good.
499
00:19:32,513 --> 00:19:34,981
It's just that I was
looking at this place like...
500
00:19:36,369 --> 00:19:38,370
just for me.
501
00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:41,327
Oh.
502
00:19:41,504 --> 00:19:43,105
Okay, it's just that you had said
503
00:19:43,130 --> 00:19:44,530
that we were going to see p-places.
504
00:19:44,598 --> 00:19:47,734
Right, yeah, so like,
more of a general "we".
505
00:19:47,835 --> 00:19:50,055
Because I knew that you'd be
staying over here quite a bit,
506
00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:52,214
and that you'd probably
have an opinion about it.
507
00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:55,094
Sure. Well then, you know,
508
00:19:55,119 --> 00:19:58,113
in that case, if this just for you,
509
00:19:58,138 --> 00:20:00,272
and occasionally me,
510
00:20:01,148 --> 00:20:02,483
I think it's cute.
511
00:20:03,932 --> 00:20:06,372
Wait, does this mean that you
were ready to move in with me?
512
00:20:07,354 --> 00:20:09,965
- No.
- No? Hmm.
513
00:20:09,990 --> 00:20:12,091
No, it's a closet
space, and a timing thing.
514
00:20:12,116 --> 00:20:13,784
- Uh
- huh. Yeah.
515
00:20:13,809 --> 00:20:17,983
So... you know, maybe we
can negotiate down the line...
516
00:20:18,675 --> 00:20:20,409
- at some point.
- Hmm.
517
00:20:20,809 --> 00:20:23,010
Ray: I can barely
hear your conversation.
518
00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:26,514
Are we sure we want the door?
519
00:20:27,942 --> 00:20:29,943
- Are you sure?
- Up to you.
520
00:20:36,505 --> 00:20:38,792
There's a little piece of
press you might wanna read.
521
00:20:38,817 --> 00:20:41,218
Oh, if I've died
again, I swear to God!
522
00:20:41,291 --> 00:20:44,794
- We are a "must-stay".
- What?!
523
00:20:46,350 --> 00:20:48,785
"The Rosebud Motel is a must-stay
524
00:20:48,810 --> 00:20:51,731
for any road-tripper,
or weary traveler.
525
00:20:51,756 --> 00:20:54,591
This charming, lovingly restored,
526
00:20:54,616 --> 00:20:57,469
roadside motel is a
welcome pit-stop for anyone
527
00:20:57,494 --> 00:21:00,663
looking for a clean room,
and first-rate hospitality."
528
00:21:00,764 --> 00:21:02,999
Compared to what, a haunted house?
529
00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:07,303
"In fact, Johnny Rose and
his Guest Services manager,
530
00:21:07,328 --> 00:21:10,030
will go almost too far out of their way
531
00:21:10,055 --> 00:21:12,241
to ensure a pleasant stay."
532
00:21:12,266 --> 00:21:14,981
How do I sign up for
this turn-down service?
533
00:21:15,006 --> 00:21:17,592
Is there a clipboard, or something?
534
00:21:20,076 --> 00:21:25,076
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