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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,157 --> 00:00:12,403 ODD THOMAS 2 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:20,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 3 00:00:23,409 --> 00:00:26,155 WELCOME TO PICO MUNDO 4 00:00:26,190 --> 00:00:27,244 My name is Odd Thomas. 5 00:00:27,279 --> 00:00:31,029 Though in this age when fame is the altar at which most people worship. 6 00:00:31,064 --> 00:00:32,537 I'm not sure why you should care. 7 00:00:32,572 --> 00:00:34,988 I'm not a celebrity. I'm not the child of a celebrity. 8 00:00:35,023 --> 00:00:36,777 I've never been married to, abused by, 9 00:00:36,812 --> 00:00:38,530 or provided a kidney to a celebrity. 10 00:00:38,565 --> 00:00:39,858 Green Moon Bowling 11 00:00:42,572 --> 00:00:46,020 But I do lead an unusual life. 12 00:00:53,531 --> 00:00:55,605 Penny Kalisto. 13 00:01:05,615 --> 00:01:08,080 My name really is Odd. 14 00:01:08,115 --> 00:01:11,488 According to my mother, it was a screw-up on my birth certificate. 15 00:01:11,523 --> 00:01:14,861 She says I was supposed to be called Todd, after a Lithuanian uncle. 16 00:01:15,282 --> 00:01:17,539 My father insists my name was always Odd... 17 00:01:17,574 --> 00:01:20,821 and he notes that all of my uncles are Bulgarian. 18 00:01:21,324 --> 00:01:24,091 My father claims my mother is insane. 19 00:01:24,126 --> 00:01:26,860 My mother, of course, begs to differ. 20 00:01:27,575 --> 00:01:32,777 My abilities are a gift from God! 21 00:01:33,533 --> 00:01:35,489 My father won that argument. 22 00:01:36,742 --> 00:01:40,403 I was 12 years old when they finally locked her up and threw away the key. 23 00:01:45,409 --> 00:01:49,569 I've come to believe that my mother and I share certain... 24 00:01:49,659 --> 00:01:51,082 abilities. 25 00:01:51,117 --> 00:01:53,826 Since I don't want to be locked up with the key thrown away... 26 00:01:53,861 --> 00:01:57,985 I've pretty much kept mine a secret. 27 00:02:05,909 --> 00:02:07,368 Odd Thomas. 28 00:02:07,403 --> 00:02:08,792 Hello, Harlo. 29 00:02:08,827 --> 00:02:10,375 Long time, no see. 30 00:02:10,410 --> 00:02:13,327 Whoa! Whoa! Hey, hey. Come on, man. No touchy, no feely. 31 00:02:13,362 --> 00:02:16,401 - Sorry, but I love this car. - I know. 32 00:02:16,436 --> 00:02:19,440 It's too bad a car can't love you back. 33 00:02:22,077 --> 00:02:24,304 What's wrong, Odd? There anything I can do? 34 00:02:24,339 --> 00:02:26,531 No, it's something you've already done. 35 00:02:27,369 --> 00:02:29,509 Hey! Hey! Come on-oh, Odd. No fooling around, man. 36 00:02:29,544 --> 00:02:31,650 - Give me my keys. - Her blood is in your pocket. 37 00:02:33,620 --> 00:02:35,866 Most people would think that's a weird thing to say... 38 00:02:35,901 --> 00:02:38,113 but you don't think it's very weird, do you, Harlo? 39 00:02:44,995 --> 00:02:46,239 On that night... 40 00:02:47,704 --> 00:02:50,204 you took a piece of white felt... 41 00:02:50,239 --> 00:02:52,127 and after killing Penny... 42 00:02:52,162 --> 00:02:54,870 you collected some of her blood. 43 00:02:54,905 --> 00:02:56,919 And now it's dry... 44 00:02:56,954 --> 00:03:00,700 and stiff and brittle like a cracker... 45 00:03:01,538 --> 00:03:05,283 and it's still in your pocket. 46 00:03:12,996 --> 00:03:15,705 In moments like these, pity tears at me. 47 00:03:15,740 --> 00:03:18,379 And a kind of madness comes over me... 48 00:03:18,414 --> 00:03:21,122 forcing me to hunt people like Harlo Landerson... 49 00:03:21,157 --> 00:03:25,068 who I have no pity for whatsoever. 50 00:03:42,373 --> 00:03:44,448 Sorry, Mrs. Curtees! 51 00:03:46,332 --> 00:03:47,908 Sorry, Saleen! 52 00:04:21,250 --> 00:04:23,000 What the hell are you doing? 53 00:04:23,035 --> 00:04:25,205 Mom, what's going on? 54 00:04:29,459 --> 00:04:31,331 Stevie, run honey, run! 55 00:04:39,876 --> 00:04:40,906 Come here! 56 00:04:49,793 --> 00:04:52,496 My life is filled with guys like Harlo Landerson. 57 00:04:55,835 --> 00:04:58,122 And since I like my face just the way it is... 58 00:04:59,378 --> 00:05:01,036 I learned how to handle myself. 59 00:05:17,795 --> 00:05:22,287 I may see dead people, but then, by God, I do something about it. 60 00:05:23,129 --> 00:05:24,969 Hey. Hey! 61 00:05:25,004 --> 00:05:26,927 Shift down, man! Go easy. 62 00:05:26,962 --> 00:05:29,877 I'm sorry, sir, but I don't have a "go easy" gear. 63 00:05:31,046 --> 00:05:32,796 You should probably get that looked at. 64 00:05:32,831 --> 00:05:34,345 Now, Officer Eckles... 65 00:05:34,380 --> 00:05:35,470 does being a police officer 66 00:05:35,505 --> 00:05:37,172 give you the right to beat the shit out of people? 67 00:05:37,206 --> 00:05:38,803 Not at all, Officer Varner. 68 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:40,828 But it is one of the perks of the job. 69 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:51,039 I believe in a higher power and the afterlife. 70 00:05:52,713 --> 00:05:54,586 Call me strange. 71 00:05:55,631 --> 00:05:56,845 Others do. 72 00:05:56,880 --> 00:05:58,752 He's so strange. 73 00:06:01,131 --> 00:06:02,471 Don't worry, Penny. 74 00:06:02,506 --> 00:06:05,922 I think where you're going is a home for the spirit... 75 00:06:05,957 --> 00:06:09,585 and it's filled with kindness and wonder. 76 00:06:10,714 --> 00:06:12,587 I'm sorry, Penny. 77 00:06:13,131 --> 00:06:15,702 I'm sorry your life was so short. 78 00:06:26,257 --> 00:06:27,915 The dead don't talk. 79 00:06:28,757 --> 00:06:30,831 I don't know why. 80 00:06:35,425 --> 00:06:36,722 Here we are again. 81 00:06:36,757 --> 00:06:40,005 Busted furniture and shattered glass everywhere. 82 00:06:41,966 --> 00:06:44,015 Most of it was not my fault. 83 00:06:44,050 --> 00:06:47,446 Except the panda bear lamp and the Biffy the Clown mirror. 84 00:06:47,481 --> 00:06:50,806 - That was this guy. - Why didn't you come to me first.. 85 00:06:50,841 --> 00:06:54,675 give me a chance to find a way to get Harlo to entrap himself? 86 00:06:54,710 --> 00:06:55,807 Whenever we do it that way, 87 00:06:55,842 --> 00:06:57,967 it's always more efficient and less destructive. 88 00:06:58,002 --> 00:07:00,092 Yes, I know but he had to be stopped right now... 89 00:07:00,127 --> 00:07:02,297 or he was gonna do it again soon. 90 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:05,510 That's what Penny wanted to tell me. That's why she hadn't left yet. 91 00:07:05,545 --> 00:07:08,957 Son, you so complicate my life. 92 00:07:11,759 --> 00:07:13,003 Look. 93 00:07:14,801 --> 00:07:15,891 Besides her blood... 94 00:07:15,926 --> 00:07:19,885 Harlo had these photos of Penny post-mortem in his wallet. 95 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:22,673 If there's any fuss about how you pegged Harlo... 96 00:07:22,708 --> 00:07:25,427 just say he opened up his wallet to pay off a bet. 97 00:07:25,462 --> 00:07:28,219 Five bucks on yesterday's Dodger's game... 98 00:07:28,254 --> 00:07:30,377 the photos fell out, you saw em- 99 00:07:30,412 --> 00:07:32,500 He ran and naturally, I gave chase. 100 00:07:33,136 --> 00:07:34,380 Naturally. 101 00:08:24,389 --> 00:08:28,076 Save me! 102 00:08:28,111 --> 00:08:31,729 Save us! 103 00:08:31,764 --> 00:08:33,701 - Save - Us! 104 00:08:33,736 --> 00:08:35,623 - Save.. - Us! 105 00:08:35,658 --> 00:08:37,511 Save you from who? 106 00:08:40,098 --> 00:08:41,342 Who is that? 107 00:08:42,390 --> 00:08:43,763 Who is it? 108 00:09:21,558 --> 00:09:23,134 Evil is coming. 109 00:09:23,641 --> 00:09:26,889 And it's up to me to figure out who's gonna be holding the gun. 110 00:09:27,933 --> 00:09:29,391 Morning, Elvis. 111 00:09:30,226 --> 00:09:31,107 Pico Mundo Grill CLOSED 112 00:09:31,142 --> 00:09:32,774 So much of my life is out of my control. 113 00:09:32,809 --> 00:09:36,351 I would have gone 7 kinds of crazy if I hadn't simplified. 114 00:09:36,386 --> 00:09:40,018 So I have no motorized vehicles, no homeownership... 115 00:09:40,053 --> 00:09:43,018 no insurance, and no grand ambitions. 116 00:09:43,053 --> 00:09:44,179 Ladies. 117 00:09:44,601 --> 00:09:46,108 Eggs! Wreck em and stretch em! 118 00:09:46,143 --> 00:09:48,768 "Wreck em" means scrambled, and "stretch em" means... 119 00:09:48,803 --> 00:09:49,983 add an extra egg. 120 00:09:50,018 --> 00:09:51,441 Cardiac shingles and hash browns! 121 00:09:51,476 --> 00:09:54,601 "Cardiac shingles" are toast with lots of butter. 122 00:09:54,636 --> 00:09:56,328 And hash browns... 123 00:09:56,363 --> 00:09:57,984 are just hash browns. 124 00:09:58,019 --> 00:10:00,720 Not every word we use is diner lingo. 125 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:03,608 Just as not every short-order cook 126 00:10:03,643 --> 00:10:07,811 is an undercover detective for dead people. 127 00:10:07,846 --> 00:10:09,268 Duck. 128 00:10:15,311 --> 00:10:18,609 That is Stormy Lewellyn. 129 00:10:18,644 --> 00:10:23,137 Stormy and I are destined to be together forever. 130 00:10:25,103 --> 00:10:26,477 GYPSY MUMMY ALL SEEING EYE 131 00:10:27,394 --> 00:10:31,554 You are destined to be together forever. 132 00:10:34,478 --> 00:10:37,098 Hey, Chief. Tummy Tickler coming at ya. 133 00:10:41,146 --> 00:10:43,562 You know, I'm still not happy about what you did yesterday, Oddie. 134 00:10:43,597 --> 00:10:44,813 You could have gotten yourself killed. 135 00:10:44,848 --> 00:10:47,486 I am not afraid of death. 136 00:10:47,521 --> 00:10:50,010 Of course, I'm not ready to go on a date with him, either. 137 00:10:56,479 --> 00:10:58,147 Would you throw yourself off a cliff for me? 138 00:10:58,182 --> 00:10:59,029 Of course I would. 139 00:10:59,064 --> 00:11:01,897 Into a river of razor blades and lemon juice? 140 00:11:01,932 --> 00:11:03,112 Absolutely. 141 00:11:03,147 --> 00:11:05,522 Of course, I'd like to know the reasoning behind such a request.. 142 00:11:05,557 --> 00:11:07,570 but, fortunately for me... 143 00:11:07,605 --> 00:11:10,939 you reek of intelligence and integrity. 144 00:11:10,974 --> 00:11:13,231 And you reek of peach shampoo. 145 00:11:13,266 --> 00:11:15,636 Just the way I like you. 146 00:11:16,898 --> 00:11:19,030 - Chief. - Morning, Stormy. 147 00:11:19,065 --> 00:11:21,356 What's with the cat-ate-the-canary smile? 148 00:11:21,391 --> 00:11:23,229 Tonight is date night. 149 00:11:23,981 --> 00:11:26,268 So you think you're gonna get yourself some, huh? 150 00:11:26,565 --> 00:11:29,606 - I wouldn't put it quite that way. - Stormy Special. 151 00:11:29,641 --> 00:11:31,681 - Girlfriend. - Morning, dude. 152 00:11:49,607 --> 00:11:51,240 I call them bodachs. 153 00:11:51,275 --> 00:11:52,906 Well, not to their faces, I hope. 154 00:11:52,941 --> 00:11:55,311 I never met anybody that could see em before. 155 00:11:55,524 --> 00:11:58,234 - Neither have I. - Everyone told me it's in my head. 156 00:11:58,269 --> 00:11:59,817 Well, you should stop telling everyone. 157 00:11:59,852 --> 00:12:01,448 I tried telling my parents. 158 00:12:01,483 --> 00:12:03,025 If I told my parents, I'd ve spent my whole life... 159 00:12:03,060 --> 00:12:04,916 picking winning lottery numbers. 160 00:12:04,951 --> 00:12:06,772 You can pick winning lotto numbers? 161 00:12:07,192 --> 00:12:10,026 - No, I can't. Stay on point. - Right. Yeah. 162 00:12:10,061 --> 00:12:13,151 Yesterday, when I finally saw one... 163 00:12:13,186 --> 00:12:15,317 I gave him the finger, Homes. 164 00:12:15,352 --> 00:12:16,741 Don't you know? 165 00:12:16,776 --> 00:12:20,307 If they find out you can see them, they will kill you. 166 00:12:26,985 --> 00:12:28,561 They will kill you. 167 00:13:04,695 --> 00:13:06,326 - Little advice? - Yeah? 168 00:13:06,361 --> 00:13:08,327 Karla prefers chocolate to flowers 169 00:13:08,362 --> 00:13:10,862 and you should get yourself some candles. 170 00:13:10,897 --> 00:13:11,892 Candles? 171 00:13:12,403 --> 00:13:13,980 Thanks. Good idea. 172 00:13:19,612 --> 00:13:21,244 Whew, close. 173 00:13:21,279 --> 00:13:22,946 That would have been a little awkward. 174 00:13:22,981 --> 00:13:25,400 You two are really something. 175 00:13:25,435 --> 00:13:27,786 I don't know what, but something. 176 00:13:27,821 --> 00:13:30,321 We're weird and screwed up but we're okay. 177 00:13:30,356 --> 00:13:31,565 I don't know. 178 00:13:31,780 --> 00:13:33,237 You are... 179 00:13:34,405 --> 00:13:35,703 so cool. 180 00:13:35,738 --> 00:13:39,405 So, you deny me my weirdness, but agree that I'm screwed up? 181 00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:41,037 You're right. I see your problem. 182 00:13:41,072 --> 00:13:43,363 Weirdness, it can be fun. It can be kind of cool. 183 00:13:43,398 --> 00:13:47,114 Screwed-up-ness, not so much. 184 00:13:47,149 --> 00:13:49,899 You are quite weird. 185 00:13:51,489 --> 00:13:54,698 - Apology accepted. - I gotta go. Be good, you two. 186 00:13:54,733 --> 00:13:57,322 It's not me you have to worry about. 187 00:13:57,357 --> 00:13:58,650 Don't I know it. 188 00:13:59,281 --> 00:14:01,490 I gotta go to work, too, Oddie. 189 00:14:01,525 --> 00:14:03,776 - Okay. - Later, my love. 190 00:14:14,490 --> 00:14:15,652 Stormy! 191 00:14:24,407 --> 00:14:26,149 Miss you already. 192 00:14:31,075 --> 00:14:32,825 - Living up to his name. - Every damn day. 193 00:14:32,860 --> 00:14:34,069 Later. 194 00:14:34,491 --> 00:14:38,241 Months often pass when I don't see a single bodach. 195 00:14:38,276 --> 00:14:39,165 When they do show up... 196 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:42,325 it's a sure sign that carnage and bloodshed are not far behind. 197 00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:43,207 Morning. 198 00:14:43,242 --> 00:14:45,446 They don't cause it. They feed on it. 199 00:14:46,076 --> 00:14:49,690 The more bodachs that show up, the bigger the eventual feast. 200 00:14:52,117 --> 00:14:54,617 They're attracted to evil like bees to flowers. 201 00:14:54,652 --> 00:14:57,117 They know when death is coming and want to watch. 202 00:14:57,152 --> 00:14:59,458 They don't show up for any ordinary death. 203 00:14:59,493 --> 00:15:03,783 They want extreme, operatic violence and terror. 204 00:15:05,952 --> 00:15:08,869 Penny Kalisto's death wasn't horrific enough... 205 00:15:08,904 --> 00:15:12,613 to bring a single bodach into our world. 206 00:15:16,078 --> 00:15:19,277 This town is in serious trouble. 207 00:15:20,452 --> 00:15:22,536 - Bye, Oddie. - See you, ladies. 208 00:15:22,571 --> 00:15:24,408 Nicolina! Levanna! 209 00:15:28,244 --> 00:15:30,947 Odd, am I really sucking at this whole "mother" thing? 210 00:15:32,411 --> 00:15:34,460 Well, considering their last one was a junkie... 211 00:15:34,495 --> 00:15:37,119 who left them in your lap when you were barely 18... 212 00:15:37,154 --> 00:15:40,745 I think you rather rock, Vi. 213 00:15:40,780 --> 00:15:41,775 See you later. 214 00:15:42,328 --> 00:15:44,252 I'm heading this way, too. 215 00:15:44,287 --> 00:15:46,641 Gonna go see Madame Pearl, get myself read. 216 00:15:46,676 --> 00:15:48,961 Personally, I don't believe people who say... 217 00:15:48,996 --> 00:15:52,120 they can read minds or palms and, trust me, tea leaves... 218 00:15:52,155 --> 00:15:53,836 just cloggage in the garbage disposal. 219 00:15:53,871 --> 00:15:56,913 It's just I had this dream last night you would not believe. 220 00:15:56,948 --> 00:16:00,663 Well, anything short of a 9-alarm massacre, I can top. 221 00:16:00,698 --> 00:16:03,365 I'd never seen myself face-on in a dream before. 222 00:16:04,705 --> 00:16:06,128 You saw your own face? 223 00:16:06,163 --> 00:16:09,705 Me and this guy, we were both lying dead all busted up... 224 00:16:09,740 --> 00:16:12,407 like we'd been shot to pieces or something. 225 00:16:17,622 --> 00:16:19,796 You know, I wouldn't worry about it, Vi. 226 00:16:19,831 --> 00:16:21,905 I mean, have any of your dreams ever come true? 227 00:16:22,831 --> 00:16:23,993 No. 228 00:16:24,622 --> 00:16:27,331 I know most people think you're just quirky or weird, Odd... 229 00:16:27,366 --> 00:16:29,414 except Stormy who thinks angels fly out of your butt. 230 00:16:29,449 --> 00:16:31,164 But I know there's more to it. 231 00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:32,713 You have a secret. 232 00:16:32,748 --> 00:16:34,671 You're either a clairvoyant... 233 00:16:34,706 --> 00:16:36,964 a psychic, a seer, a soothsayer, or something. 234 00:16:36,999 --> 00:16:39,206 Or you got yourself some juice with a higher power. 235 00:16:39,241 --> 00:16:40,088 And I need to know. 236 00:16:40,123 --> 00:16:41,996 Tell me the truth now, Odd. 237 00:16:42,832 --> 00:16:44,906 Do you see death in me? 238 00:16:48,165 --> 00:16:52,624 No. No, all I see is my own insensitivity... 239 00:16:52,659 --> 00:16:56,072 and a long, happy life for you, okay? 240 00:16:59,916 --> 00:17:03,661 Hey, Vi, the the dead guy in your dream, what was he wearing? 241 00:17:04,416 --> 00:17:06,374 Wearing? I don't know. 242 00:17:06,409 --> 00:17:08,632 Oh! Wait. Yeah... 243 00:17:08,667 --> 00:17:13,158 a red and black shirt with black bowling balls on it. 244 00:17:19,917 --> 00:17:22,959 One of my stranger abilities is that when I need to find someone... 245 00:17:22,993 --> 00:17:25,507 like right now, the creepy guy in the diner, 246 00:17:25,542 --> 00:17:29,501 I can randomly wander around, and pretty quickly, I'll run into him. 247 00:17:29,536 --> 00:17:31,907 This is a talent for which I have no name. 248 00:17:32,209 --> 00:17:35,126 Stormy calls it psychic magnetism. 249 00:17:35,161 --> 00:17:37,717 TIRE WORLD Super Summer Sale 250 00:17:37,752 --> 00:17:40,633 That's Tom Jedd. He was my little league coach. 251 00:17:40,668 --> 00:17:44,835 Been hanging around Tire World for years, although I don't know why. 252 00:17:44,870 --> 00:17:47,210 His death was not caused by a defective tire. 253 00:17:47,245 --> 00:17:50,955 Such a beautiful girl- 254 00:17:56,794 --> 00:18:00,461 There is something about a dead man trying to get a laugh... 255 00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:02,535 that just bugs me. 256 00:18:03,586 --> 00:18:06,919 Perhaps because it suggests that even in death... 257 00:18:06,954 --> 00:18:09,835 we still have a pathetic need to be liked. 258 00:18:10,044 --> 00:18:14,418 As well as the ever-present ability to humiliate ourselves. 259 00:18:17,211 --> 00:18:18,788 Where are you? 260 00:18:20,337 --> 00:18:22,624 Where are you? 261 00:18:26,379 --> 00:18:27,327 MANAGER Stormy 262 00:18:32,755 --> 00:18:36,588 When I finally have my own shop, no stupid uniforms. 263 00:18:36,623 --> 00:18:39,088 I think you look adorable. 264 00:18:39,123 --> 00:18:41,038 Adorable? Really? 265 00:18:41,073 --> 00:18:42,953 Puppies are adorable. 266 00:18:44,004 --> 00:18:46,817 Why are you here so early? You missing me? 267 00:18:46,852 --> 00:18:49,630 Always. But I'm here looking for a guy. 268 00:18:49,665 --> 00:18:50,429 A creepy guy. 269 00:18:50,464 --> 00:18:54,214 Well, with you, there can be no other kind. 270 00:18:54,249 --> 00:18:57,745 My psychic magnetism brought me here. 271 00:19:04,423 --> 00:19:07,337 - That guy? - That guy. 272 00:19:08,465 --> 00:19:10,715 You are better than a bloodhound. 273 00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:12,964 What is that thing on his head? 274 00:19:12,999 --> 00:19:13,971 Hair. 275 00:19:14,006 --> 00:19:15,964 It looks like a yellow yarmulke. 276 00:19:15,999 --> 00:19:17,597 No, it's hair. 277 00:19:17,632 --> 00:19:19,982 Any of those bodachs with him? 278 00:19:20,017 --> 00:19:22,334 More than I've ever seen before. 279 00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:28,788 You're not shivering 'cause of cold ice cream, are you? 280 00:19:31,716 --> 00:19:33,902 I'm gonna see what this guy's up to. 281 00:19:33,937 --> 00:19:36,090 - Stormy, wait, wait. - You, sit. 282 00:19:45,675 --> 00:19:47,961 You think those fish are up to something? 283 00:19:48,383 --> 00:19:51,717 All fish do are eat, excrete, and fornicate all in the same water. 284 00:19:51,752 --> 00:19:53,140 Fish are disgusting. 285 00:19:53,175 --> 00:19:55,307 Oh, I never thought so till now. 286 00:19:55,342 --> 00:19:58,175 Your creepy friend is buying two gallons of the summer special. 287 00:19:58,210 --> 00:19:59,599 Are the flavors significant? 288 00:19:59,634 --> 00:20:02,122 That's your department. I'm just reporting in. 289 00:20:02,426 --> 00:20:04,572 Cherry chocolate coconut chunk? 290 00:20:04,607 --> 00:20:06,683 Coconut cherry chocolate chunk. 291 00:20:06,718 --> 00:20:11,176 I didn't realize the grammar was so rigid in the ice-cream business. 292 00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:12,550 Well, now you know. 293 00:20:16,718 --> 00:20:18,590 This is bad for business. 294 00:20:19,843 --> 00:20:21,999 Why? No one can see em but me. 295 00:20:24,926 --> 00:20:27,172 Well, how could a bunch of slithering, evil spirits... 296 00:20:27,207 --> 00:20:29,419 and guy who look like fungus be good for business? 297 00:20:30,052 --> 00:20:32,541 Fungus Man scares me. Can't you forget him? 298 00:20:32,969 --> 00:20:33,850 I have a gift. 299 00:20:33,885 --> 00:20:36,177 It wouldn't have been given to me if I wasn't supposed to use it. 300 00:20:36,212 --> 00:20:38,261 - Maybe it's not a gift. - It's a gift. 301 00:20:38,296 --> 00:20:40,548 I still got the box it came in. 302 00:20:41,595 --> 00:20:42,727 Here. Take my keys. 303 00:20:42,762 --> 00:20:44,880 And please show up for dinner alive... 304 00:20:44,915 --> 00:20:46,999 because, remember, I can't see the dead. 305 00:21:22,763 --> 00:21:25,437 If someone is going to cause extreme violence... 306 00:21:25,472 --> 00:21:29,270 especially on a massive scale, which this is starting to look like... 307 00:21:29,305 --> 00:21:34,009 bodachs will not leave him until the last ounce of blood has been spilled. 308 00:21:35,556 --> 00:21:38,589 But they lost interest in Fungus Man. 309 00:22:17,350 --> 00:22:20,350 Winstons, Camels, and Marlboros. 310 00:22:20,385 --> 00:22:23,265 Fungus Man has friends. 311 00:23:03,060 --> 00:23:05,051 Oh, now would be a good time to run. 312 00:24:34,023 --> 00:24:35,054 Bodachs. 313 00:26:14,737 --> 00:26:17,356 - Hey. - Loop me in, odd one. 314 00:26:17,654 --> 00:26:21,612 I think I just achieved a personal best in the "jump and gasp" event. 315 00:26:21,647 --> 00:26:23,504 Don't be such a scaredy-cat. 316 00:26:23,539 --> 00:26:25,328 I found a gateway to hell. 317 00:26:25,363 --> 00:26:26,911 I'm walking back to it right now. 318 00:26:26,946 --> 00:26:29,738 Most people would have the good sense to run away from it. 319 00:26:29,773 --> 00:26:33,186 - Well, I'm not like most people. - Not in the least. 320 00:26:39,947 --> 00:26:41,523 It's gone now. 321 00:26:43,697 --> 00:26:44,829 Or hidden. 322 00:26:44,864 --> 00:26:47,981 So, is Fungus Bob a man or something new in the neighborhood? 323 00:26:48,281 --> 00:26:49,939 I don't know. 324 00:26:52,365 --> 00:26:54,288 This place looks like some kind of shrine. 325 00:26:54,323 --> 00:26:55,246 UNABOMBER... Theodore Kaczynski Arrested and... 326 00:26:55,281 --> 00:26:56,198 Bundy Claims... Police Believe The Number To Be... 327 00:26:56,233 --> 00:26:57,621 Cannibal Killer DECAPITATED UNABOMBER 328 00:26:57,656 --> 00:27:01,115 Shrine of guys that like to make belts out of women's nipples. 329 00:27:01,150 --> 00:27:02,359 What? 330 00:27:04,656 --> 00:27:06,114 Who is this guy? 331 00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:10,985 His real name is Robert Robertson. 332 00:27:11,615 --> 00:27:13,789 Well, hello Fungus Bob. 333 00:27:13,824 --> 00:27:16,324 Did you check the refrigerator for any severed heads? 334 00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:18,039 No, I didn't open his refrigerator. 335 00:27:18,074 --> 00:27:20,490 Where else would you expect to find severed heads? 336 00:27:20,525 --> 00:27:22,362 I wasn't looking for any. 337 00:27:24,449 --> 00:27:26,581 Stormy, Stormy, someone's here. I got to go. 338 00:27:26,616 --> 00:27:28,664 We don't know what this guy's planning to do yet. 339 00:27:28,699 --> 00:27:31,188 You know what? Let me ask him to wait outside until I'm finished. 340 00:27:32,866 --> 00:27:35,272 I can feel that. 341 00:27:38,700 --> 00:27:40,491 Wait a minute. What's today's date? 342 00:27:40,526 --> 00:27:41,790 August 14th. 343 00:27:41,825 --> 00:27:44,117 The page to August 15th is torn out of his calendar. 344 00:27:44,152 --> 00:27:46,322 That's tomorrow. What happens tomorrow? 345 00:27:47,159 --> 00:27:50,284 - Hold on. Hold on. - Get out of there, Oddie. 346 00:27:50,319 --> 00:27:53,076 Maybe he has a file on himself, you know? 347 00:27:53,111 --> 00:27:54,833 Unsolved murders and atrocities. 348 00:27:54,868 --> 00:27:57,154 Chief and I could figure out a way to entrap him. 349 00:27:59,035 --> 00:28:01,951 So, what's in it? Is he a mass murderer? 350 00:28:01,986 --> 00:28:03,279 No. 351 00:28:05,576 --> 00:28:07,416 But I think he wants to be. 352 00:28:07,451 --> 00:28:11,113 Hey, Bob! Robert, where the hell are you? 353 00:28:11,410 --> 00:28:13,815 I want my gun back! 354 00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:21,110 Oh, shit. Damn dogs. 355 00:28:23,619 --> 00:28:25,077 Shut up, you hear me? 356 00:28:29,661 --> 00:28:31,085 Shut up you damn dogs! 357 00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:34,319 One of these days, bang! You hear me? 358 00:28:40,995 --> 00:28:43,620 Wyatt is out back here burning some perfectly good steaks. 359 00:28:43,655 --> 00:28:44,745 Thanks, Karla. 360 00:28:44,780 --> 00:28:45,960 Chief. 361 00:28:45,995 --> 00:28:49,037 Odd, I hope you haven't come here to dampen my evening. 362 00:28:49,072 --> 00:28:50,460 I share your hope, sir. 363 00:28:50,495 --> 00:28:52,058 Been communing with the dead? 364 00:28:52,093 --> 00:28:54,000 It's not about who's dead, sir. 365 00:28:54,035 --> 00:28:55,907 It's about who soon might be. 366 00:28:58,496 --> 00:29:00,336 We call him Fungus Bob. 367 00:29:00,371 --> 00:29:03,496 Yeah, I saw him enter the grill, but he didn't strike me as suspicious. 368 00:29:03,531 --> 00:29:05,670 Just unfortunate. 369 00:29:05,705 --> 00:29:08,913 Oh, you don't have the advantage of seeing his fan club, sir. 370 00:29:08,948 --> 00:29:12,336 I guarantee you hell on earth is coming to Pico Mundo. 371 00:29:12,371 --> 00:29:15,746 You know sometimes you expect me to walk a dangerously narrow line. 372 00:29:15,781 --> 00:29:19,122 That's just because I've got such great respect for your balance, sir. 373 00:29:19,157 --> 00:29:21,806 Son that sounds perilously close to being bullshit. 374 00:29:21,841 --> 00:29:24,455 There's a little bit of bullshit in it. A little. 375 00:29:24,490 --> 00:29:26,504 But it's mostly sincere. 376 00:29:26,539 --> 00:29:28,935 Odd this is one of our newer officers... 377 00:29:28,970 --> 00:29:31,331 - Bern Eckles. - Oh, hi. We met yesterday. 378 00:29:31,366 --> 00:29:32,963 Good collar, that Harlo character. 379 00:29:32,998 --> 00:29:34,873 I can't believe I once dated that perv. 380 00:29:34,908 --> 00:29:36,172 And of course you know Lysette. 381 00:29:36,207 --> 00:29:38,706 Bern, I want you to do a little DMV check on.. 382 00:29:38,741 --> 00:29:40,993 this guy Odd was telling me about. 383 00:29:42,999 --> 00:29:44,957 I think Officer Eckles is a little worried 384 00:29:44,992 --> 00:29:46,089 I might try to hook up with you. 385 00:29:46,124 --> 00:29:47,790 Karla and the chief are trying to set us up... 386 00:29:47,825 --> 00:29:49,662 him being new to the force and all. 387 00:29:51,332 --> 00:29:53,624 It's like cleaning fluid with sugar in it. 388 00:29:53,659 --> 00:29:55,339 Which reminds me, how's your dad? 389 00:29:55,374 --> 00:29:59,332 He's selling pieces of the moon online, vacation home sites. 390 00:29:59,367 --> 00:30:00,255 Is that legal? 391 00:30:00,290 --> 00:30:02,791 He certainly doesn't guarantee the quality of the air. 392 00:30:02,826 --> 00:30:05,083 And how's it going with Bronwen? 393 00:30:05,118 --> 00:30:06,624 She prefers "Stormy." 394 00:30:06,659 --> 00:30:07,999 Who wouldn't? 395 00:30:09,042 --> 00:30:10,882 Did you used to play piano? 396 00:30:10,917 --> 00:30:13,291 I did, yeah, for years. How'd you know that? 397 00:30:13,326 --> 00:30:15,583 'Cause you have really beautiful hands. 398 00:30:15,618 --> 00:30:17,160 I bet you play like a dream. 399 00:30:19,750 --> 00:30:22,458 You know Odd, you're a strange one. 400 00:30:22,493 --> 00:30:25,168 Yeah, I can't disagree with that. 401 00:30:25,202 --> 00:30:26,957 Bit of an oddball. 402 00:30:27,375 --> 00:30:29,876 That was my nickname all through high school. 403 00:30:29,911 --> 00:30:31,601 But you do have your charms. 404 00:30:31,636 --> 00:30:33,257 That's what Stormy says. 405 00:30:33,292 --> 00:30:34,925 Personally, I find it rather dubious. 406 00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:38,085 You know, if you ever decide to give cooking lessons... 407 00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:39,716 you should give me a call. 408 00:30:39,751 --> 00:30:42,341 I bet you really know how to whisk. 409 00:30:42,376 --> 00:30:44,876 Sure, yeah, with scrambled eggs and stuff. 410 00:30:44,911 --> 00:30:47,602 But, pancakes, you really, you got to fold em. 411 00:30:47,637 --> 00:30:50,293 But, mostly, I just fry, fry, fry, you know? 412 00:30:50,328 --> 00:30:52,165 Hey, Odd. We got to talk. 413 00:30:53,627 --> 00:30:55,968 Robertson moved here five months ago. 414 00:30:56,003 --> 00:30:58,669 Before that, he was living with his mother. 415 00:30:58,704 --> 00:31:01,374 Inherited a shitload when she died last year. 416 00:31:01,409 --> 00:31:04,045 Clean record, though. Not even a speeding ticket. 417 00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:05,968 How'd his mother die? 418 00:31:06,003 --> 00:31:08,774 Officer Eckles is checking on that right now. 419 00:31:08,809 --> 00:31:11,545 But otherwise, I got squat on your Fungus Bob. 420 00:31:11,580 --> 00:31:12,426 I can't hold him. 421 00:31:12,461 --> 00:31:16,211 All right, well, you do agree that he's strange and suspicious, right? 422 00:31:16,246 --> 00:31:19,128 If strange and suspicious were enough to put someone in jail... 423 00:31:19,163 --> 00:31:21,001 you'd already be there. 424 00:31:22,378 --> 00:31:23,670 You're gonna watch him right? 425 00:31:23,705 --> 00:31:24,927 Only because you're never wrong, 426 00:31:24,962 --> 00:31:27,170 I'll put on a tail on him and watch his house. 427 00:31:27,205 --> 00:31:29,879 You go and have your dinner with Stormy. 428 00:31:29,914 --> 00:31:30,761 She's the one. 429 00:31:30,796 --> 00:31:32,940 You are one smooth operator, Odd. 430 00:31:32,975 --> 00:31:35,085 She must love to hear you say that. 431 00:31:35,504 --> 00:31:37,045 I love to hear me say it. 432 00:31:49,047 --> 00:31:51,338 You better not be hauling any dead guys on my scooter. 433 00:31:51,373 --> 00:31:53,297 - Dead don't ride scooters. - Just saying. 434 00:31:53,332 --> 00:31:55,089 I'd have to scrub the seat for hours. 435 00:31:55,123 --> 00:31:56,804 Destroying the pleather. 436 00:31:56,839 --> 00:31:59,756 I see you left your hormone spigot running, griddle boy. 437 00:31:59,791 --> 00:32:01,960 Crank it shut. This is a church. 438 00:32:05,172 --> 00:32:06,631 I know it's a church. 439 00:32:06,666 --> 00:32:08,055 I have a brain, you know. 440 00:32:08,089 --> 00:32:09,673 You know why I call you Pooh Bear? 441 00:32:09,708 --> 00:32:10,972 Because I'm so cuddly. 442 00:32:11,007 --> 00:32:13,411 Because his head is full of stuffin' 443 00:32:18,423 --> 00:32:19,722 Now listen to me, odd one. 444 00:32:19,757 --> 00:32:21,757 I don't want you going back to that creepy room again. 445 00:32:21,792 --> 00:32:23,680 It doesn't exist anymore. 446 00:32:23,715 --> 00:32:25,507 Well, don't go looking for it hoping it'll come back. 447 00:32:25,542 --> 00:32:27,555 - Never crossed my mind. - Yes, it did. 448 00:32:27,590 --> 00:32:30,194 - Yes, it did. - It is a gate to the underworld... 449 00:32:30,229 --> 00:32:32,764 and you are forbidden by me to ever play in it again. 450 00:32:32,799 --> 00:32:35,382 It's hard enough living with a guy who helps dead people without having to 451 00:32:35,417 --> 00:32:38,090 trek all the way down to hell to pull his ass out of the fire. 452 00:32:38,125 --> 00:32:40,091 Since when are we living together? 453 00:32:40,126 --> 00:32:40,973 We will be. 454 00:32:41,008 --> 00:32:43,508 Oh, I guess I didn't think "Let's put a pin in it" meant "Yes." 455 00:32:43,543 --> 00:32:46,009 You have to learn to listen with more than just your ears. 456 00:32:46,043 --> 00:32:48,710 Stormy, what body part am I supposed to listen with? 457 00:32:49,758 --> 00:32:52,383 Right. My heart. I'm supposed to listen with my heart. 458 00:32:52,418 --> 00:32:53,599 Listen with my heart. 459 00:32:53,634 --> 00:32:58,842 I will do something big to improve our financial situation. 460 00:32:58,877 --> 00:33:00,766 - Your idea about selling car tires? - Bigger. 461 00:33:00,801 --> 00:33:03,092 And what, from your perspective, is bigger than tires? 462 00:33:03,127 --> 00:33:04,109 - Shoes. - Shoes? 463 00:33:04,144 --> 00:33:05,057 Yeah, think about it. 464 00:33:05,092 --> 00:33:07,738 A family of 5 might have 2 cars but they have 10 feet. 465 00:33:07,773 --> 00:33:10,349 Not only that, but they need different kinds of shoes. 466 00:33:10,384 --> 00:33:12,676 Dress shoes, winkle pickers, high-tops, low-tops, running shoes- 467 00:33:12,711 --> 00:33:14,760 But not you. You have 5 pairs of the same sneakers. 468 00:33:14,795 --> 00:33:16,964 - Like I said - You're not like most people. 469 00:33:17,885 --> 00:33:20,089 Not in the least. 470 00:33:28,302 --> 00:33:29,969 Do you want crackers with your cheese? 471 00:33:30,003 --> 00:33:31,184 We have a problem. 472 00:33:31,219 --> 00:33:32,886 Crackers aren't a problem, just a choice. 473 00:33:32,921 --> 00:33:33,684 - Come on. - What? 474 00:33:33,719 --> 00:33:35,591 - Come on! It's Fungus Bob! - What! 475 00:33:36,844 --> 00:33:38,716 He followed me. I don't know how. 476 00:33:39,886 --> 00:33:43,184 Shit! Come on! Come on! 477 00:33:43,219 --> 00:33:44,852 - It's him? You're sure? - Sure, I'm sure! 478 00:33:44,887 --> 00:33:47,386 You don't think the two of us could kick his ass? 479 00:33:47,421 --> 00:33:48,927 Not this guy. 480 00:34:10,805 --> 00:34:12,261 - Come on! - The sacristy! 481 00:34:17,805 --> 00:34:19,879 The back door. Come on. Come on. 482 00:34:20,179 --> 00:34:21,937 Wait! Wait. Come here. 483 00:34:21,971 --> 00:34:24,674 We're heading towards danger, not away from it. I can feel it. 484 00:34:26,138 --> 00:34:28,923 It's like he's everywhere. He's in front of us. He's behind us. 485 00:34:29,971 --> 00:34:31,430 Come on. Let's go back the way we came. 486 00:34:31,465 --> 00:34:33,383 - Let's call the cops. - No time. 487 00:34:33,418 --> 00:34:35,302 I have a better plan. You stay here. 488 00:34:35,723 --> 00:34:37,285 I'm gonna run over there and open the door. 489 00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:38,854 If he doesn't lunge through, you run that way. 490 00:34:38,883 --> 00:34:40,979 If, however, he does lunge through, 491 00:34:41,014 --> 00:34:43,097 you run this way and I'll try to follow you. 492 00:34:43,132 --> 00:34:44,633 Some plan, odd one. 493 00:34:44,668 --> 00:34:46,133 It's the best I've got. 494 00:34:46,556 --> 00:34:48,097 Full of stuffin'. 495 00:35:02,265 --> 00:35:04,973 Does that mean "Get on with it" or "Up yours"? 496 00:35:05,008 --> 00:35:06,431 Unbelievable. 497 00:35:06,973 --> 00:35:08,004 Right. 498 00:35:44,976 --> 00:35:46,552 Come on! Come on! 499 00:36:01,352 --> 00:36:02,567 Chief, it's Stormy. 500 00:36:02,602 --> 00:36:05,310 I'm sorry to drop in on date night, but here's Odd. 501 00:36:05,345 --> 00:36:07,983 Sir, if you send a car real quick to St. Bart's... 502 00:36:08,018 --> 00:36:10,728 you may be able to catch Robertson trashing the sacristy... 503 00:36:10,763 --> 00:36:11,942 or even the whole church. 504 00:36:11,977 --> 00:36:14,026 What was he doing vandalizing St. Bart's? 505 00:36:14,061 --> 00:36:16,561 He was trying to catch me and Stormy in the belfry. 506 00:36:16,596 --> 00:36:18,520 What were you and Stormy doing in the belfry? 507 00:36:18,555 --> 00:36:20,682 Well, we were having a picnic, sir. 508 00:36:20,717 --> 00:36:22,810 I'm sure that makes sense to you. 509 00:36:25,395 --> 00:36:28,889 My guy at Robertsons house said he still hasn't been home yet. 510 00:36:28,924 --> 00:36:32,385 Yeah, because apparently Bob's been too busy following me. 511 00:36:33,228 --> 00:36:34,319 Oh, one second. 512 00:36:34,354 --> 00:36:36,646 - Where are you going? - To get some food. 513 00:36:36,681 --> 00:36:38,937 How can you think of dinner right now? 514 00:36:38,972 --> 00:36:40,778 Because I'm hungry. 515 00:36:40,812 --> 00:36:43,727 Look, Odd. Vandalism, big deal. 516 00:36:44,146 --> 00:36:47,643 I thought you said this guy was gonna bring on the apocalypse. 517 00:36:47,678 --> 00:36:51,139 Yes, sir, on August 15th, which is less than 3 hours away. 518 00:36:51,229 --> 00:36:54,346 Trust me, that is the day that Pico Mundo will never forget. 519 00:36:57,063 --> 00:36:58,487 Lyle! 520 00:36:58,522 --> 00:37:00,668 Oh. Hi, Odd. Hi Stormy. 521 00:37:00,703 --> 00:37:02,813 - Hi, Ozzie. - Hey, Oz. 522 00:37:02,848 --> 00:37:04,271 Odd. 523 00:37:05,813 --> 00:37:07,214 - I'll be right back. - Lyle, you know that 524 00:37:07,611 --> 00:37:08,641 I know guys who know guys, right? Right. - Right. 525 00:37:08,676 --> 00:37:11,564 So if you guys don't stop messing up my takeout orders.. 526 00:37:11,599 --> 00:37:13,314 you're the one that's gonna get taken out. Get it? 527 00:37:13,349 --> 00:37:14,321 - Got it. - Good. 528 00:37:14,356 --> 00:37:16,439 Oz, Oz, watch your blood pressure. 529 00:37:16,474 --> 00:37:18,071 My blood-Hey, Odd... 530 00:37:18,106 --> 00:37:19,897 my blood has got cholesterol molecules 531 00:37:19,932 --> 00:37:21,196 the size of marshmallows in it... 532 00:37:21,231 --> 00:37:23,648 and if it wasn't for a little righteous outrage every now and again 533 00:37:23,683 --> 00:37:25,722 my arteries would completely collapse. 534 00:37:28,106 --> 00:37:31,649 I finished that trinket you asked for. 535 00:37:31,684 --> 00:37:33,639 Perfect. 536 00:37:37,065 --> 00:37:39,322 Wow, Oz, what exactly is this? 537 00:37:39,357 --> 00:37:43,024 It's a steel heart 6 inches in diameter, like you said. 538 00:37:43,059 --> 00:37:44,448 No, I said... 539 00:37:44,483 --> 00:37:48,107 "A piece of steel 6 inches in diameter to go over a heart." 540 00:37:48,142 --> 00:37:50,608 Well, man, I embellished, you know? 541 00:37:50,643 --> 00:37:52,156 I get in the moment. 542 00:37:52,191 --> 00:37:54,774 I mean, why would Stormy wanna wear that? 543 00:37:54,809 --> 00:37:56,615 It's not for Stormy. 544 00:37:56,650 --> 00:37:59,896 I keep having this image of a... 545 00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:04,474 a bullet going through a heart. 546 00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:09,557 It's perfect. Thank you. 547 00:38:13,526 --> 00:38:14,556 Hey, Chief. 548 00:38:17,192 --> 00:38:20,109 - This place is trashed. - Yeah, it was Bob Robertson, sir. 549 00:38:20,144 --> 00:38:21,949 I'm sure you're right. You always are. 550 00:38:21,984 --> 00:38:25,193 But he was long gone. Didn't leave a single print. 551 00:38:25,228 --> 00:38:27,485 Even the chalices were spotless. 552 00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:28,408 Weird, huh? 553 00:38:28,443 --> 00:38:32,068 I'll give my psychic magnetism a try to see if I can find him again. 554 00:38:32,103 --> 00:38:33,408 Take Stormy home first. 555 00:38:33,443 --> 00:38:35,318 - Like hell he will! - I heard that. 556 00:38:35,353 --> 00:38:36,432 He heard that. 557 00:38:36,860 --> 00:38:39,325 Chief, you know I love Oddie desperately... 558 00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:43,527 so madly I would cut off my hand if that made any sense as proof of love. 559 00:38:43,562 --> 00:38:45,528 And now I find out there's a guy trying to kill him. 560 00:38:45,563 --> 00:38:47,813 No one was trying to kill me, Stormy. 561 00:38:48,236 --> 00:38:50,076 What, you think he was hitting on you? 562 00:38:50,111 --> 00:38:53,445 You know, this is the craziest conversation I've ever had. 563 00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:55,944 Odd you're a fountain of crazy conversations. 564 00:38:55,979 --> 00:38:57,272 A geyser. 565 00:38:59,278 --> 00:39:02,399 Time feels like a powerful black wave... 566 00:39:02,434 --> 00:39:05,520 that wishes to crash down and engulf us. 567 00:39:06,445 --> 00:39:08,933 I must run faster. 568 00:39:17,404 --> 00:39:19,453 BOWLING 569 00:39:19,488 --> 00:39:21,883 Why did I drive here? 570 00:39:21,918 --> 00:39:24,244 Green Moon BOWLING 571 00:39:24,279 --> 00:39:26,744 Oh, my God. Oddie, your nightmare... 572 00:39:26,779 --> 00:39:29,572 the slaughter of the bowling alley people, is it happening here tonight? 573 00:39:29,607 --> 00:39:31,147 - Now? - No. 574 00:39:31,447 --> 00:39:32,579 No, no, I checked this place. 575 00:39:32,614 --> 00:39:34,779 The employees here wear green and gold shirts. 576 00:39:34,814 --> 00:39:36,412 - So? - So, in my dreams, 577 00:39:36,447 --> 00:39:40,108 the victims wear red-and-black shirts with little black nbowling balls on em. 578 00:39:41,239 --> 00:39:43,620 And I don't see Fungus Bob's car anywhere. 579 00:39:43,655 --> 00:39:45,406 You think the slaughter of the bowling alley people 580 00:39:45,441 --> 00:39:46,780 and Fungus Bob are connected? 581 00:39:46,815 --> 00:39:48,108 Yeah. 582 00:39:49,364 --> 00:39:51,236 Yeah, yeah, I know they are. 583 00:39:57,281 --> 00:39:58,939 GREEN MOON BOWLING 584 00:40:14,157 --> 00:40:15,946 They got new uniforms. 585 00:40:27,616 --> 00:40:29,157 Don't you dare. 586 00:40:29,574 --> 00:40:31,447 Oh, Wyatt. 587 00:40:32,408 --> 00:40:36,242 You said that whatever was gonna happen wouldn't happen until tomorrow. 588 00:40:36,277 --> 00:40:38,551 - Yes, sir, but you see- - I still got an hour. 589 00:40:38,585 --> 00:40:40,825 I know, sir. I just want to keep you up to date. 590 00:40:40,860 --> 00:40:42,457 I think there's a good chance that 591 00:40:42,492 --> 00:40:44,632 Bob Robertson might come to Green Moon Alley... 592 00:40:44,667 --> 00:40:46,774 to do a little more than just hook some balls. 593 00:40:56,243 --> 00:40:59,285 Maybe you wanna send a guy out here to, you know, keep an eye out? 594 00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:01,417 Any of those bodarch things around? 595 00:41:01,452 --> 00:41:05,610 Bodachs. No, sir, but they will show up when he does. 596 00:41:05,743 --> 00:41:08,446 Yeah-yeah. All right. I'll send a guy right over. 597 00:41:10,202 --> 00:41:11,991 Something doesn't feel right. 598 00:41:12,410 --> 00:41:13,833 Something's wrong. 599 00:41:13,868 --> 00:41:15,431 Are you nuts? Everything's wrong. 600 00:41:15,466 --> 00:41:16,959 There's going to be a massacre... 601 00:41:16,994 --> 00:41:18,973 and I'll bet you it's going to happen here. 602 00:41:19,008 --> 00:41:20,917 No, all we know is it's the same uniforms, 603 00:41:20,952 --> 00:41:23,451 so it's the same group of people getting killed. 604 00:41:23,486 --> 00:41:25,950 But tomorrow, any of them could be anywhere. 605 00:41:28,661 --> 00:41:31,991 God, I'm missing something. I'm missing a piece of the puzzle. 606 00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:36,778 I need to see Viola. 607 00:41:39,786 --> 00:41:40,948 Evening! 608 00:41:41,870 --> 00:41:44,162 - Odd Thomas, right? - Yeah. 609 00:41:44,197 --> 00:41:45,430 Miss Lewellyn. 610 00:41:45,465 --> 00:41:46,627 The chief sent me. 611 00:41:46,662 --> 00:41:49,281 So you know this guy, right? 612 00:41:50,329 --> 00:41:53,327 I've seen him a couple times today but no, I don't know him. 613 00:41:53,537 --> 00:41:56,371 Yeah, chief says, If you see him reach for his pocket 614 00:41:56,406 --> 00:41:58,243 he's probably not going for a breath mint. 615 00:41:59,704 --> 00:42:01,627 - Wise words from a wise man. - Yeah. 616 00:42:01,662 --> 00:42:04,779 So what exactly makes this guy so suspicious and dangerous? 617 00:42:05,205 --> 00:42:07,823 He came into the grill for lunch today. 618 00:42:08,871 --> 00:42:11,158 That's it? You served him lunch? 619 00:42:11,193 --> 00:42:13,446 - He was weird. - How weird? 620 00:42:13,538 --> 00:42:14,545 He had weird friends. 621 00:42:14,580 --> 00:42:16,039 - He has friends? - Weird ones. 622 00:42:16,074 --> 00:42:17,413 How weird? 623 00:42:18,039 --> 00:42:19,283 Very weird. 624 00:42:22,289 --> 00:42:26,664 And a couple hours ago, he got very aggressive with me. 625 00:42:26,699 --> 00:42:28,629 Wait. A couple hours ago, 626 00:42:28,664 --> 00:42:32,077 this guy, Bob Robertson got aggressive with you? 627 00:42:32,831 --> 00:42:35,415 Look, the creep made a pass at me and Odd told him to back off... 628 00:42:35,449 --> 00:42:38,247 and the creep got, you know, creepy. 629 00:42:39,081 --> 00:42:40,326 Creepy. 630 00:42:42,831 --> 00:42:45,623 Hey, Simon, I've been dying to know what this tattoo means. 631 00:42:45,658 --> 00:42:47,282 - Do you mind? - POD 632 00:42:49,082 --> 00:42:51,037 Well, Stormy... 633 00:42:51,249 --> 00:42:53,505 when I was a teenager, I was a mess. 634 00:42:53,540 --> 00:42:56,519 If it wasn't for the police academy and the good Lord 635 00:42:56,554 --> 00:42:59,499 Let's just say this tattoo is a crude obscenity... 636 00:42:59,534 --> 00:43:01,454 that I'd rather not say the meaning of. 637 00:43:01,791 --> 00:43:04,575 Well, what a gentleman you are. 638 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,540 Nighty-night, Simon. 639 00:43:09,292 --> 00:43:10,535 Night. 640 00:43:14,167 --> 00:43:15,715 You manipulate me like that? 641 00:43:15,750 --> 00:43:18,334 Good heavens odd one, I manipulate you every day. 642 00:43:18,369 --> 00:43:19,673 - You do? - Yes. 643 00:43:19,708 --> 00:43:22,625 Gently, of course, and with great affection and you always like it. 644 00:43:22,660 --> 00:43:23,869 Oh, I do? 645 00:43:24,292 --> 00:43:26,549 You are so adorable. 646 00:43:26,584 --> 00:43:28,716 - I'm not adorable. - Oh, please. 647 00:43:28,751 --> 00:43:31,459 Puppies, puppies, little puppies, are adorable. 648 00:43:31,494 --> 00:43:35,618 You and puppies, totally adorable. 649 00:43:38,542 --> 00:43:40,533 I had a feeling I'd see you tonight. 650 00:43:41,168 --> 00:43:43,459 - It's about my dream, isn't it? - You said you were shot. 651 00:43:43,494 --> 00:43:47,259 My skull was all whacked, my eyeball swollen. 652 00:43:47,294 --> 00:43:49,856 You know dreams have nothing to do with the real future, Vi. 653 00:43:49,891 --> 00:43:52,418 We've already been over that territory, but here you are. 654 00:43:52,453 --> 00:43:54,077 Where are you in your dream? 655 00:43:54,502 --> 00:43:56,998 No place. A dream place. Fuzzy. 656 00:43:57,033 --> 00:43:59,493 Are you planning on going bowling? 657 00:43:59,919 --> 00:44:01,940 Bowling? Did you hit your head? 658 00:44:01,975 --> 00:44:03,926 What are your plans tomorrow? 659 00:44:03,961 --> 00:44:07,250 Levanna's birthday is Sunday, but tips are real good on a Sunday 660 00:44:07,285 --> 00:44:10,539 so I was gonna work it and celebrate her birthday tomorrow instead. 661 00:44:11,170 --> 00:44:14,087 A lot of people died in that dream of yours, huh Odd? 662 00:44:14,122 --> 00:44:15,331 Yeah, they did. 663 00:44:16,170 --> 00:44:17,828 Your dreams ever come true? 664 00:44:18,129 --> 00:44:19,704 Sometimes. 665 00:44:20,962 --> 00:44:22,206 I thought so. 666 00:44:24,171 --> 00:44:25,829 Close your eyes, Vi. 667 00:44:36,587 --> 00:44:40,203 In your dream what do you see? 668 00:44:40,838 --> 00:44:43,456 - What do you hear? - All right. 669 00:44:44,379 --> 00:44:46,666 I'm running. 670 00:44:47,297 --> 00:44:51,456 There's suddenly lots of flashing lights with... 671 00:44:52,214 --> 00:44:54,086 old-fashioned kiddie music. 672 00:44:56,672 --> 00:45:00,120 And then I hear a big crowd, a roaring one. 673 00:45:01,173 --> 00:45:03,096 Like in a big football stadium. 674 00:45:03,131 --> 00:45:06,165 And then there's the sound of water, gushing water. 675 00:45:07,631 --> 00:45:08,875 How do you die? 676 00:45:09,714 --> 00:45:13,127 It's like someone hit me with a baseball bat, quick, like twice. 677 00:45:13,673 --> 00:45:16,381 I scream and fall to my hands and knees. 678 00:45:16,416 --> 00:45:18,104 My hands slip, slippery. 679 00:45:18,139 --> 00:45:19,792 What are you slipping on? 680 00:45:20,215 --> 00:45:23,090 Oh, God. Blood. There's blood everywhere. 681 00:45:23,125 --> 00:45:25,965 What's under the blood, under your hands? 682 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:27,899 A floor, grass, concrete? 683 00:45:27,934 --> 00:45:29,798 I'm staring at the dead man. 684 00:45:32,216 --> 00:45:35,131 Do you know him? Do you recognize him? 685 00:45:39,716 --> 00:45:42,631 Oh, dear Lord, Odd. So many dead bodies. 686 00:45:44,175 --> 00:45:46,663 Odd, you have to stop this from happening. 687 00:45:51,175 --> 00:45:53,196 Oh, Odd, is there any hope this could pass? 688 00:45:53,231 --> 00:45:55,217 If you listen to Oddie, you'll be just fine. 689 00:45:55,251 --> 00:45:56,247 No. 690 00:45:57,508 --> 00:46:00,900 Fate is not a straight road. There are many forks in it. 691 00:46:00,935 --> 00:46:04,292 You have the free will to choose which one you take, but... 692 00:46:04,717 --> 00:46:06,141 sometimes it will bend around... 693 00:46:06,176 --> 00:46:09,588 and bring you straight back to that same stubborn fate. 694 00:46:11,384 --> 00:46:13,126 I just wanna check on the girls. 695 00:46:18,468 --> 00:46:20,340 They're so beautiful, Viola. 696 00:46:21,052 --> 00:46:22,927 And they're such good girls. 697 00:46:22,962 --> 00:46:24,776 They're lucky to have you. 698 00:46:24,811 --> 00:46:26,591 That's what everyone says. 699 00:46:55,012 --> 00:46:56,174 Odd? 700 00:46:57,428 --> 00:46:59,715 - Anything wrong? - No. 701 00:47:00,137 --> 00:47:04,096 No, no, no. I just wanted to make sure the girls were safe. 702 00:47:04,131 --> 00:47:06,227 And with the bars on the windows 703 00:47:06,262 --> 00:47:09,095 I taught them how to work the emergency release myself. 704 00:47:23,346 --> 00:47:27,720 Well, looks like everything's a-okay in here. 705 00:47:29,597 --> 00:47:31,534 Step one, do not stay here. 706 00:47:31,569 --> 00:47:33,437 I'll go to my grandma's. 707 00:47:33,472 --> 00:47:34,618 Don't tell your grandma you're coming. 708 00:47:34,653 --> 00:47:35,764 Don't tell the girls where you're going. 709 00:47:35,799 --> 00:47:37,594 I don't want you overheard. 710 00:47:37,629 --> 00:47:39,354 - By who? - By anyone. 711 00:47:39,389 --> 00:47:42,008 Or anything. Just go with it. 712 00:47:44,389 --> 00:47:47,921 Step two is don't go bowling if for some reason you get the itch. 713 00:47:52,306 --> 00:47:54,181 I can't believe we're leaving those horrid things... 714 00:47:54,216 --> 00:47:55,974 hovering around those sweet girls. 715 00:47:56,009 --> 00:47:56,855 They won't hurt em. 716 00:47:56,890 --> 00:47:58,974 They just want to smell em before they die. 717 00:47:59,009 --> 00:48:00,106 God. 718 00:48:00,140 --> 00:48:03,348 Look, Stormy, there's nothing I can do about bodachs, okay? 719 00:48:03,383 --> 00:48:05,188 And right now I wouldn't even if I could. 720 00:48:05,223 --> 00:48:08,474 I need em to help me see the danger coming so I can maybe prevent it. 721 00:48:08,509 --> 00:48:11,388 And when they eventually find out that you can see them? 722 00:48:16,474 --> 00:48:17,898 Oddie, will you ever leave here? 723 00:48:17,933 --> 00:48:21,266 Well, I sure hope I don't end up like Tom Jedd hanging out at Tire World. 724 00:48:21,301 --> 00:48:23,257 I meant while you're alive. 725 00:48:26,059 --> 00:48:28,515 Hey. Hey, Stormy. 726 00:48:28,550 --> 00:48:30,972 Hey, hey. Look, look. 727 00:48:33,059 --> 00:48:35,434 Look, Stormy, if you want us to go, I'll go. 728 00:48:35,469 --> 00:48:36,891 It's not that. It's- 729 00:48:38,267 --> 00:48:40,423 I am just so scared for you, Oddie. 730 00:48:40,767 --> 00:48:44,180 So scared, ever since I saw that creep Fungus Bob. 731 00:48:45,643 --> 00:48:47,099 I'm sorry. I just- 732 00:48:48,476 --> 00:48:50,217 I love you so much. 733 00:48:55,226 --> 00:48:56,650 My Pooh Bear. 734 00:48:56,685 --> 00:48:59,935 I promise you on the other side of tomorrow... 735 00:48:59,970 --> 00:49:03,550 I will have all my stuffing intact. 736 00:49:08,477 --> 00:49:10,135 That must be for you. 737 00:49:57,229 --> 00:49:58,557 Oh, God! 738 00:49:59,605 --> 00:50:03,000 I heard the scream. She ran across my yard. 739 00:50:03,035 --> 00:50:06,396 I saw the dogs following her. I grabbed my gun. 740 00:50:07,647 --> 00:50:08,981 I shot the dogs. 741 00:50:09,015 --> 00:50:10,354 It's on. 742 00:50:12,856 --> 00:50:15,558 All right. Here's what we know. 743 00:50:16,189 --> 00:50:21,272 Lysette left my barbecue with Officer Eckles at around 7:45. 744 00:50:21,307 --> 00:50:23,947 He dropped her off at home clocked in at 8:00, 745 00:50:23,981 --> 00:50:26,690 and was manning the front desk when he got the call. 746 00:50:26,725 --> 00:50:30,113 So somewhere between 8:00 and midnight, 747 00:50:30,148 --> 00:50:32,753 Lysette was whacked in the eye and then tied up 748 00:50:32,788 --> 00:50:35,357 and gagged and hauled all the way the hell out here 749 00:50:35,392 --> 00:50:37,822 and had two Rottweilers sicked on her. 750 00:50:37,857 --> 00:50:40,565 Hey, Chief. What's with the guy who shot the dogs? 751 00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:42,197 His name's Kevin Goss. 752 00:50:42,232 --> 00:50:44,280 He was teaching a class from 6:00 to 10:00... 753 00:50:44,315 --> 00:50:47,107 then he went to Starbucks till they closed at midnight. 754 00:50:47,142 --> 00:50:49,513 He got home about two minutes too late. 755 00:50:49,816 --> 00:50:53,691 Sir? I've actually seen those Rottweilers before. 756 00:50:53,726 --> 00:50:55,563 They belong to Bob Robertson. 757 00:50:58,692 --> 00:51:00,148 All right! 758 00:51:00,567 --> 00:51:03,900 I want an A.P.B. put out on this guy now! 759 00:51:03,935 --> 00:51:05,198 - Find him! - Yes, sir. 760 00:51:05,233 --> 00:51:08,275 Simon, I want you to go back over to Robertson's house. 761 00:51:08,310 --> 00:51:09,941 I'll have a search warrant in the morning 762 00:51:09,976 --> 00:51:11,157 as soon as the courthouse opens. 763 00:51:11,192 --> 00:51:14,942 Sir, no offense, but I wasted most of the day staking out that house. 764 00:51:14,977 --> 00:51:18,693 Then I went to the bowling alley and stayed there until they closed. 765 00:51:18,728 --> 00:51:20,019 Nothing happened. 766 00:51:20,651 --> 00:51:23,270 Nobody showed. It was a complete waste of my time. 767 00:51:23,901 --> 00:51:28,891 Sir, are we sure this Robertson character isn't just a wild goose chase? 768 00:51:29,401 --> 00:51:31,401 Exactly where were you between the hours of 8:00 and 10:00? 769 00:51:31,436 --> 00:51:35,146 - He was with me the whole time. - Just ease up. 770 00:51:35,443 --> 00:51:38,485 Now go check the house again and ask around about the dogs. 771 00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:39,813 Yes, sir. 772 00:51:42,027 --> 00:51:43,140 You two. 773 00:51:43,694 --> 00:51:44,808 Home. 774 00:51:45,444 --> 00:51:46,606 Go, now! 775 00:51:51,486 --> 00:51:55,646 I think you should wear this. Try not to laugh. 776 00:52:03,903 --> 00:52:06,612 Oddie, you are not responsible for every death you can't prevent. 777 00:52:06,647 --> 00:52:07,493 She died. 778 00:52:07,528 --> 00:52:10,570 And if Fungus Bob was her killer, I was either slow or stupid. 779 00:52:10,605 --> 00:52:11,661 Choose your weapon. 780 00:52:11,696 --> 00:52:13,452 Why would Fungus Bob kill Lysette? 781 00:52:13,487 --> 00:52:15,202 What's the connection? It makes no sense. 782 00:52:15,237 --> 00:52:19,529 It doesn't have to make sense. It just has to satisfy some sick urge. 783 00:52:19,564 --> 00:52:21,401 Maybe he's warming up. 784 00:52:22,112 --> 00:52:24,946 I think the chief just sent some detectives to protect you. 785 00:52:24,981 --> 00:52:26,688 I don't need protecting. 786 00:52:27,862 --> 00:52:30,979 Actually I think it might just be surveillance. 787 00:52:31,904 --> 00:52:33,245 Fungus Bob followed me to the church. 788 00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:35,863 I bet the chief is hoping he'll sniff me out again. 789 00:52:35,898 --> 00:52:37,495 If the chief is using you as bait... 790 00:52:37,530 --> 00:52:40,647 he should at least ask if you mind having a hook in your ass. 791 00:52:45,988 --> 00:52:49,818 Oh, man, I got to stay focused. 792 00:52:51,905 --> 00:52:54,821 Good. You keep an eye on my girl. 793 00:52:55,989 --> 00:52:57,861 August 15th had begun. 794 00:52:58,281 --> 00:53:00,022 Time was running out. 795 00:53:47,033 --> 00:53:48,491 Hey, Bob. 796 00:53:49,617 --> 00:53:51,489 You're not planning on getting up, are ya? 797 00:53:55,368 --> 00:53:57,026 But if you're dead... 798 00:53:57,451 --> 00:53:59,939 who's gonna massacre Pico Mundo? 799 00:54:00,660 --> 00:54:03,693 Gun on the floor, dead guy in my tub. 800 00:54:04,201 --> 00:54:06,488 I know a setup when I see one. 801 00:54:07,535 --> 00:54:10,867 But if I call the police, the chief will have to arrest me... 802 00:54:10,902 --> 00:54:14,200 and I won't be able to stop the catastrophe from happening. 803 00:54:24,411 --> 00:54:26,042 Oh, my God! 804 00:54:26,077 --> 00:54:28,282 Oh, you are creeping me out. 805 00:54:42,744 --> 00:54:44,617 You're freezing cold, Bob. 806 00:54:45,454 --> 00:54:48,368 Your rigor mortis is way advanced. 807 00:54:49,621 --> 00:54:51,611 You know... 808 00:54:51,828 --> 00:54:54,329 the chief said you didn't leave any fingerprints. 809 00:54:54,364 --> 00:54:56,201 He didn't leave a single print. 810 00:54:58,079 --> 00:55:01,279 And Stormy never actually saw you. 811 00:55:02,121 --> 00:55:03,495 - Come on! - What? 812 00:55:07,455 --> 00:55:09,476 Because you were already dead. 813 00:55:09,511 --> 00:55:11,462 And the whole time in the church, 814 00:55:11,497 --> 00:55:14,163 you were actually a pissed-off poltergeist. 815 00:55:14,198 --> 00:55:16,795 I think the last time I saw Fungus Bob alive... 816 00:55:16,830 --> 00:55:19,947 was when he left his house right before I broke into it. 817 00:55:21,205 --> 00:55:25,205 He's been haunting me ever since, blaming me for his death. 818 00:55:25,240 --> 00:55:29,206 Why he blames me or who the hell killed him is a little hazy. 819 00:55:29,241 --> 00:55:31,928 If I'm caught, I'll either be arrested for murder 820 00:55:31,963 --> 00:55:34,616 or rolling what looks like the biggest joint ever. 821 00:55:51,707 --> 00:55:53,697 It's just me, Rosalia! 822 00:56:06,916 --> 00:56:08,907 Damn it. 823 00:56:10,375 --> 00:56:12,744 Oh, give me a break. 824 00:56:14,417 --> 00:56:16,905 It's just me, again, Rosalia. 825 00:56:18,375 --> 00:56:21,083 I'm gonna borrow your car again, okay? 826 00:56:21,118 --> 00:56:22,424 If I'm being framed, 827 00:56:22,459 --> 00:56:25,309 why the police have failed to arrive and arrest me... 828 00:56:25,344 --> 00:56:28,159 or the murderer hasn't come to kill me, I do not know. 829 00:56:40,460 --> 00:56:43,958 All right, Bob, where can I put you to quietly decompose for a while... 830 00:56:43,993 --> 00:56:47,457 before someone finds you and has a new love of Jesus scared into em? 831 00:57:06,211 --> 00:57:07,842 Interesting story, Bob. 832 00:57:07,877 --> 00:57:10,794 After the federal government abandoned this prison... 833 00:57:10,829 --> 00:57:13,135 it went through a long series of owners. 834 00:57:13,170 --> 00:57:17,753 Rumor has it that at Von Zipper's Burgers the fries were delicious... 835 00:57:17,788 --> 00:57:21,201 and the free-soft-drink-refill policy was generously honored. 836 00:57:24,212 --> 00:57:26,677 And yet, this fine dining establishment... 837 00:57:26,712 --> 00:57:31,504 never succeeded in winning over the family-dining crowd... 838 00:57:31,539 --> 00:57:35,035 which is so essential to any restaurant operation. 839 00:57:36,004 --> 00:57:38,136 Welcome to the gas chamber. 840 00:57:38,171 --> 00:57:39,837 A lot of people died in here, Bob. 841 00:57:39,872 --> 00:57:41,504 You should feel right at home. 842 00:57:56,713 --> 00:58:00,464 Stormy's always joking about running off to Las Vegas and getting married. 843 00:58:00,499 --> 00:58:03,506 But I tell her Vegas is packed with dead people and bad guys... 844 00:58:03,540 --> 00:58:06,504 and I'd just end up fighting evil 24-7. 845 00:58:08,714 --> 00:58:10,788 I should have listened to her. 846 00:58:13,507 --> 00:58:14,619 Too many. 847 00:58:16,090 --> 00:58:17,748 Too many. 848 00:58:38,799 --> 00:58:40,556 The chief. 849 00:58:40,591 --> 00:58:41,918 I need the chief. 850 00:58:44,008 --> 00:58:45,764 Dear Lord. 851 00:58:45,799 --> 00:58:49,331 If that's you again, Odd, we are going to have words! 852 00:59:01,009 --> 00:59:03,083 Oh, my God. 853 00:59:10,801 --> 00:59:12,984 No offense, Odd Thomas, but I can't think of anybody... 854 00:59:13,019 --> 00:59:15,167 who could come in here right now and not get my back up. 855 00:59:15,467 --> 00:59:17,822 - So you think he knew the shooter? - Had to. 856 00:59:17,857 --> 00:59:20,177 Which means it's probably somebody I know, too. 857 00:59:20,212 --> 00:59:22,665 - How bad is he? - Bad. 858 00:59:24,219 --> 00:59:26,504 - Well, he's a fighter. - He better be. 859 00:59:27,969 --> 00:59:29,946 - Hey, Bern. - Ma'am. 860 00:59:29,981 --> 00:59:31,924 INTENSIVE CARE UNIT 861 00:59:34,136 --> 00:59:36,706 - Hey. - Oh Oddie. 862 00:59:36,927 --> 00:59:39,969 Keep those reporters out of here. You, on that door. 863 00:59:40,004 --> 00:59:42,256 - Sorry, no press inside. - Comin through. 864 00:59:45,387 --> 00:59:47,342 You saved his life, Oddie. 865 00:59:48,387 --> 00:59:50,176 Where's this bullet? 866 00:59:50,678 --> 00:59:53,381 That's the one they're trying to dig out of him now. 867 00:59:57,137 --> 00:59:59,128 Time is up. 868 00:59:59,346 --> 01:00:04,133 Pico Mundo is awakening to a horror that only I can stop. 869 01:00:05,054 --> 01:00:07,304 Lysette and Fungus Bob are dead. 870 01:00:07,339 --> 01:00:09,519 The chief is in the emergency room. 871 01:00:09,554 --> 01:00:12,470 There's hoards of bodachs swarming all over town. 872 01:00:12,505 --> 01:00:14,186 Whatever's coming is gonna be big. 873 01:00:14,221 --> 01:00:16,894 I'm scared, and I'm supposed to be fearless. 874 01:00:16,929 --> 01:00:19,117 - Don't tell me to stay home today. - Please stay home today. 875 01:00:19,152 --> 01:00:21,305 - I will if you stay home with me. - We've been through this. 876 01:00:21,340 --> 01:00:23,805 I have to do whatever I can to stop it. 877 01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:25,770 Is Viola going to be shot dead? 878 01:00:25,805 --> 01:00:28,092 You know I don't know that for sure. 879 01:00:28,513 --> 01:00:31,085 She's had it hard in life. She doesn't need this. 880 01:00:31,722 --> 01:00:34,104 Shot dead? Really? Who does need it? 881 01:00:34,139 --> 01:00:36,722 Oh, I don't know why I try to reason with you. 882 01:00:36,757 --> 01:00:37,854 I always lose. 883 01:00:37,889 --> 01:00:39,910 You're a fabulous man of action, odd one. 884 01:00:39,945 --> 01:00:41,931 You don't need to be a good debater, too. 885 01:00:41,966 --> 01:00:43,687 Besides, you said yourself... 886 01:00:43,722 --> 01:00:46,431 any road I choose could lead me right back to the same fate. 887 01:00:46,466 --> 01:00:48,598 So, which is it? Do I have free will? 888 01:00:48,633 --> 01:00:50,257 Am I in God's hands? 889 01:00:51,098 --> 01:00:52,105 Or is it both? 890 01:00:52,140 --> 01:00:54,431 Have I ever told you you've got a lot of issues? 891 01:00:54,466 --> 01:00:56,189 I'm a woman. We all have issues. 892 01:00:56,224 --> 01:00:59,286 It's what keeps us interesting, and you men interested. 893 01:00:59,321 --> 01:01:02,348 Oh, yeah? It's what makes us crazy and die younger. 894 01:01:02,383 --> 01:01:03,592 Do you love me? 895 01:01:04,348 --> 01:01:06,515 I love you more than life itself. 896 01:01:06,550 --> 01:01:09,347 See? It's working. 897 01:01:15,058 --> 01:01:17,891 Don't look back. Don't look back. 898 01:01:17,926 --> 01:01:19,135 Give him strength. 899 01:01:23,100 --> 01:01:24,557 Knock, knock. 900 01:01:29,558 --> 01:01:32,342 I'm hoping Bob left a clue on his computer. 901 01:01:33,184 --> 01:01:35,589 Something to lead me to his partner... 902 01:01:37,350 --> 01:01:40,059 to the person who was planning on killing 100s, 903 01:01:40,094 --> 01:01:43,093 if not 1000s of people. 904 01:02:43,520 --> 01:02:44,527 Hey. 905 01:02:44,562 --> 01:02:46,312 Loop me in, odd one. Where are you? 906 01:02:46,347 --> 01:02:48,201 I'm walking towards the fridge. 907 01:02:48,235 --> 01:02:50,054 Yours, mine, or Fungus Bob's? 908 01:02:51,646 --> 01:02:53,153 Don't "uh-huh" me. I told you... 909 01:02:53,188 --> 01:02:55,896 you are not allowed to go playing around in any more hell gates. 910 01:02:55,931 --> 01:02:57,472 Next! 911 01:02:57,771 --> 01:03:00,121 Oh, God. Cockroaches. 912 01:03:00,156 --> 01:03:02,470 Always cockroaches. 913 01:03:02,688 --> 01:03:05,064 - Odd Thomas, did you hear me? - Which part? 914 01:03:05,099 --> 01:03:06,299 I can't believe you went back there. 915 01:03:06,313 --> 01:03:09,644 Every time you don't listen to me, you get yourself into trouble. 916 01:03:10,189 --> 01:03:13,519 - I wish I'd listened to you. - You get out of there right now. 917 01:03:13,814 --> 01:03:16,729 Right, right. Leaving. Leaving. 918 01:03:19,773 --> 01:03:22,481 Never heard you make that sound before. Is everything okay? 919 01:03:22,516 --> 01:03:26,309 - Yeah. - What are you looking at? 920 01:03:27,898 --> 01:03:28,905 Fingers. 921 01:03:28,940 --> 01:03:31,523 Please say they're attached to someone's hand. 922 01:03:31,558 --> 01:03:32,738 Sorry. 923 01:03:32,773 --> 01:03:33,989 Get out of there, Oddie. 924 01:03:34,024 --> 01:03:37,238 Someone has been buying a lot of Burke and Bailey's. 925 01:03:37,273 --> 01:03:39,440 Yeah? Well, you tell whoever's buying it that our ice cream... 926 01:03:39,475 --> 01:03:42,059 may be the best, but it'll still melt in hell. 927 01:03:43,941 --> 01:03:45,691 - I'm calling the police. - No. 928 01:03:45,726 --> 01:03:46,935 No. Wait. 929 01:03:47,149 --> 01:03:49,566 I'll leave here first. Then I'll call 'em. 930 01:03:49,601 --> 01:03:50,976 Be careful. 931 01:03:51,011 --> 01:03:52,351 Don't worry. 932 01:03:59,983 --> 01:04:01,226 Hey, Bob. 933 01:04:02,900 --> 01:04:05,657 I guess when I began to out you, word somehow spread... 934 01:04:05,692 --> 01:04:11,108 and you became a liability to your partner and he had to kill you. 935 01:04:11,525 --> 01:04:12,769 Sorry about that. 936 01:04:17,567 --> 01:04:22,275 I find it funny how I know more about dead people than dead people. 937 01:04:22,310 --> 01:04:23,366 This is our realm, Bob. 938 01:04:23,401 --> 01:04:26,434 You can't physically harm a living person. 939 01:04:30,902 --> 01:04:32,560 But there is that. 940 01:04:42,902 --> 01:04:45,473 Your call cannot be completed as dialed. 941 01:04:54,152 --> 01:04:56,107 Gas. 942 01:05:24,571 --> 01:05:28,566 I'm exhausted, I'm lost, and somewhere along the way... 943 01:05:28,601 --> 01:05:32,561 I missed an important clue that could take me home. 944 01:05:37,488 --> 01:05:39,360 The bullet through the heart. 945 01:05:49,572 --> 01:05:51,859 It wasn't about the chief. 946 01:06:13,949 --> 01:06:16,235 God. 947 01:06:40,700 --> 01:06:44,030 Enough already, Bob. Please. 948 01:06:46,450 --> 01:06:50,278 My three least favorite words. 949 01:06:50,617 --> 01:06:52,359 Some.. 950 01:06:54,784 --> 01:06:56,442 assembly... 951 01:06:56,659 --> 01:06:58,708 required. 952 01:06:58,743 --> 01:07:01,660 Simon, I've been dying to know what that tattoo means. 953 01:07:01,695 --> 01:07:04,860 Let's just say this tattoo is a crude obscenity. 954 01:07:06,952 --> 01:07:08,325 It's Varner. 955 01:07:09,034 --> 01:07:11,950 I once had a run-in with some devil worshipers. 956 01:07:12,285 --> 01:07:13,743 I should've known. 957 01:07:15,410 --> 01:07:19,125 P- O-D. Prince Of Darkness. 958 01:07:19,160 --> 01:07:22,042 No wonder Varner was suspicious when I told him... 959 01:07:22,077 --> 01:07:24,661 Fungus Bob had gotten aggressive with me an hour earlier. 960 01:07:24,696 --> 01:07:27,908 This guy Bob Robertson got aggressive with you? 961 01:07:28,119 --> 01:07:31,449 He had already killed Bob 5 or 6 hours before that. 962 01:07:31,745 --> 01:07:34,001 And that police van protecting Stormy? 963 01:07:34,036 --> 01:07:36,328 That must've been Varner waiting to follow me home... 964 01:07:36,363 --> 01:07:38,739 to bust me for Fungus Bob's murder. 965 01:07:38,774 --> 01:07:41,114 Or shoot me while resisting arrest. 966 01:07:45,620 --> 01:07:47,877 There were no bodachs around Varner. 967 01:07:47,912 --> 01:07:50,669 But I can still feel myself being drawn to him... 968 01:07:50,704 --> 01:07:54,235 and to the place where he's about to commit mass murder. 969 01:07:54,871 --> 01:07:56,244 GREEN MOON MALL 970 01:08:02,371 --> 01:08:04,575 Coconut cherry chocolate chunk. 971 01:08:05,079 --> 01:08:07,153 Oh, God, no. 972 01:08:17,580 --> 01:08:19,156 POLICE 973 01:08:20,205 --> 01:08:22,080 Hey, Nell, I see what the problem is. 974 01:08:22,115 --> 01:08:22,962 Stormy. 975 01:08:22,997 --> 01:08:25,913 You are eating and reading at the same time. 976 01:08:25,948 --> 01:08:27,904 How about I eat and you read? 977 01:08:28,831 --> 01:08:32,279 No? Not so good? Okay, fine. 978 01:08:46,665 --> 01:08:50,196 All right, Varner, where are you? 979 01:09:28,417 --> 01:09:30,622 SECURITY 980 01:09:41,543 --> 01:09:44,660 Fungus Bob didn't just have one kill buddy. 981 01:09:45,627 --> 01:09:46,841 He had two. 982 01:09:46,876 --> 01:09:50,918 One more, and they could buy group health insurance or form a rock band. 983 01:09:50,953 --> 01:09:53,407 Officer Eckles is checking that right now. 984 01:09:54,377 --> 01:09:56,252 I don't know what this Odd Thomas character knows... 985 01:09:56,287 --> 01:09:57,954 but I know that Robertson is stupid and careless... 986 01:09:57,971 --> 01:09:59,586 and he's gonna get us nailed if we don't do something. 987 01:09:59,621 --> 01:10:00,467 Relax. 988 01:10:00,502 --> 01:10:03,835 Did Robertson ever find those photos at the mall he misplaced? 989 01:10:03,870 --> 01:10:08,328 I said, relax. I'll take care of him. 990 01:10:19,794 --> 01:10:22,284 Stalking someone at the mall, Bern? 991 01:10:22,920 --> 01:10:24,579 Robertson, that idiot. 992 01:10:27,087 --> 01:10:28,962 We got to make it look like an accident. 993 01:10:28,997 --> 01:10:31,102 Oh, it'll look like an accident all right. 994 01:10:31,137 --> 01:10:33,207 When I find Robertson, I'm gonna kill him. 995 01:10:33,546 --> 01:10:35,702 Already been there, done that. 996 01:10:41,546 --> 01:10:44,879 Looks like their plan was to jump out at the end of the mall disaster 997 01:10:44,914 --> 01:10:47,499 like heroes responding to the call. 998 01:10:48,338 --> 01:10:52,166 But I never saw any bodachs around Eckles, either. 999 01:10:52,505 --> 01:10:56,501 The presence of the bodachs tipped me off to Fungus Bob... 1000 01:10:56,536 --> 01:11:00,498 but not to his two co-conspirators, which now seems... 1001 01:11:00,838 --> 01:11:02,346 intentional. 1002 01:11:02,381 --> 01:11:06,540 As if the bodachs knew of my gift, as if they know I can see them. 1003 01:11:07,922 --> 01:11:10,494 The bodachs have been manipulating me. 1004 01:11:32,090 --> 01:11:34,046 I'm gonna finish you off, old man. 1005 01:11:38,633 --> 01:11:39,847 Four. 1006 01:11:39,882 --> 01:11:42,169 Well, that's just jiffy. 1007 01:12:13,551 --> 01:12:16,667 This just so happens to be my very favorite book. 1008 01:12:17,301 --> 01:12:19,458 The Wonderful Wizard Of Oz. 1009 01:12:19,676 --> 01:12:25,010 Officer Varner Prince of Darkness, Officer Varner, Prince of Darkness. 1010 01:12:35,094 --> 01:12:36,255 Viola. 1011 01:12:36,469 --> 01:12:38,594 - Viola! What are you doing here? - Odd! Geez! 1012 01:12:38,629 --> 01:12:40,684 - You scared the- - What are you doing here? 1013 01:12:40,719 --> 01:12:42,656 We had to pick out a birthday present for Levanna. 1014 01:12:42,691 --> 01:12:45,142 And Nicolina wanted to get a card for her big sister. 1015 01:12:45,177 --> 01:12:47,593 Look, your dream, it's happening right here, right now. 1016 01:12:48,220 --> 01:12:50,990 I thought in a big stadium or at the water park or a bowling alley. 1017 01:12:51,025 --> 01:12:53,761 Ladies, I need you to take Viola and get her out of here, okay? 1018 01:12:53,796 --> 01:12:56,464 Come on. Come on, come on. Go on. 1019 01:12:57,720 --> 01:12:59,561 This made Dorothy so very angry... 1020 01:12:59,596 --> 01:13:01,887 that she picked up the bucket of water that stood near... 1021 01:13:01,922 --> 01:13:04,590 and dashed it all over the wicked witch. 1022 01:13:05,512 --> 01:13:08,006 And then the wicked witch said... 1023 01:13:08,041 --> 01:13:10,502 "I'm melting! I'm melting!" 1024 01:13:13,346 --> 01:13:15,917 There's suddenly lots of flashing lights. 1025 01:13:16,263 --> 01:13:18,833 With old-fashioned kiddie music. 1026 01:13:21,055 --> 01:13:23,010 And then I hear a big crowd. 1027 01:13:25,430 --> 01:13:28,630 And then there's the sound of water, gushing water. 1028 01:13:32,097 --> 01:13:33,758 Bye, Nell. 1029 01:13:33,793 --> 01:13:35,421 Bye, Stormy. 1030 01:13:37,722 --> 01:13:39,597 Excuse me. Excuse me. Sorry! 1031 01:13:39,632 --> 01:13:41,138 Move, move. Excuse me! 1032 01:14:29,475 --> 01:14:32,177 A gun! He's got a gun! 1033 01:15:25,228 --> 01:15:28,759 Stormy and I are destined to be together forever. 1034 01:15:29,603 --> 01:15:33,549 Gypsy Mummy gave us a card that said so, for a single quarter... 1035 01:15:34,187 --> 01:15:36,675 what other couples couldn't buy at any price. 1036 01:15:40,728 --> 01:15:42,388 No! 1037 01:16:06,272 --> 01:16:08,760 Get out of the way! Get off! 1038 01:17:11,567 --> 01:17:13,024 Hi. 1039 01:17:24,400 --> 01:17:25,728 Odd! 1040 01:17:33,359 --> 01:17:34,687 Odd! 1041 01:17:36,152 --> 01:17:37,728 It's not over. 1042 01:17:44,194 --> 01:17:45,520 It's not over. 1043 01:17:46,152 --> 01:17:48,771 It's not over. It's not over. 1044 01:17:51,694 --> 01:17:54,069 Hey Chief. What's with the guy who shot the dogs? 1045 01:17:54,104 --> 01:17:56,355 His names Kevin Goss. 1046 01:17:56,778 --> 01:17:58,653 One of these days, bang! 1047 01:17:58,688 --> 01:17:59,814 You hear me? 1048 01:18:21,570 --> 01:18:24,485 He's got a gun! 1049 01:18:39,405 --> 01:18:41,037 - Is this your truck? - I need a drill! 1050 01:18:41,072 --> 01:18:42,884 Do you have a drill? I need to get this open! 1051 01:18:42,919 --> 01:18:44,662 - Who the hell are you? - I'm a cop. Now look! 1052 01:18:44,697 --> 01:18:46,780 You see that woman? Some maniacs just shot up the mall! 1053 01:18:46,815 --> 01:18:49,072 So either get with me, get behind me, or get out! 1054 01:18:49,107 --> 01:18:50,648 I got a grinder! 1055 01:19:02,322 --> 01:19:04,812 Oh, my God. 1056 01:19:20,866 --> 01:19:23,782 Everyone get the hell out of here! Get the hell out! 1057 01:19:23,817 --> 01:19:24,896 Now! 1058 01:20:12,119 --> 01:20:13,231 Hey! 1059 01:20:34,286 --> 01:20:35,530 Shit! 1060 01:20:45,245 --> 01:20:47,947 You really set yourself up, asshole! 1061 01:21:27,122 --> 01:21:29,825 It's cold in the desert. 1062 01:22:16,083 --> 01:22:19,416 I could tell my stuffing wasn't entirely intact. 1063 01:22:19,451 --> 01:22:21,340 He's awake. He's awake! 1064 01:22:21,375 --> 01:22:24,207 But it was nothing they couldn't stitch back together. 1065 01:22:31,083 --> 01:22:33,793 Karla told me that the chief had come through just fine... 1066 01:22:33,828 --> 01:22:36,466 and somehow managed to spin Fungus Bob's corpse... 1067 01:22:36,501 --> 01:22:40,115 into a bizarre cover story that kept my secret a secret. 1068 01:22:45,126 --> 01:22:47,300 An FBI expert on television said that 1069 01:22:47,335 --> 01:22:50,251 if you hadn't gotten those explosives out of there, 1070 01:22:50,286 --> 01:22:53,133 at least 500 or 600 people would've died, for sure. 1071 01:22:53,168 --> 01:22:57,114 They told me events at the Green Moon Mall had made headlines everywhere. 1072 01:22:58,168 --> 01:23:00,658 But I didn't want to read or see anything about it. 1073 01:23:02,335 --> 01:23:03,217 According to Eckles... 1074 01:23:03,252 --> 01:23:06,440 he and Varner started a satanic cult when they were teenagers. 1075 01:23:06,475 --> 01:23:09,628 One night, they killed a man and realized they enjoyed it. 1076 01:23:09,663 --> 01:23:10,927 So they kept at it, 1077 01:23:10,962 --> 01:23:13,876 eventually joining the police force for better cover. 1078 01:23:14,920 --> 01:23:18,103 They met Robertson and Goss and came up with a plan... 1079 01:23:18,138 --> 01:23:21,287 to infiltrate a small town and then slowly kill it. 1080 01:23:32,754 --> 01:23:34,177 Odd! Odd! Odd! 1081 01:23:34,212 --> 01:23:36,701 Detail, present arms. 1082 01:23:37,546 --> 01:23:38,427 ODD SAVES 1083 01:23:38,462 --> 01:23:39,629 MARRY ME ODD! ODD WORLD 1084 01:23:39,664 --> 01:23:41,786 IN ODD WE TRUST 1085 01:24:02,547 --> 01:24:03,554 When I'm with you, 1086 01:24:03,589 --> 01:24:07,334 I don't have to worry about pancakes or poltergeists. 1087 01:24:08,381 --> 01:24:11,711 When I'm with you, I'm with my destiny. 1088 01:24:12,548 --> 01:24:16,162 Where you live, I flourish. 1089 01:24:21,173 --> 01:24:23,662 We ate food that wasn't healthy. 1090 01:24:26,382 --> 01:24:28,871 We drank too much... 1091 01:24:30,549 --> 01:24:32,207 and slept too much... 1092 01:24:38,674 --> 01:24:41,507 but could never kiss enough. 1093 01:24:42,216 --> 01:24:45,048 Everything was just as I wished. 1094 01:24:49,508 --> 01:24:53,668 - Yeah? - Odd, it's us. Open up. 1095 01:24:55,258 --> 01:24:57,592 - Hey, guys. - We have been calling you, Oddie. 1096 01:24:57,627 --> 01:24:59,891 I know. You know, I disconnected the phone... 1097 01:24:59,925 --> 01:25:02,217 because the reporters won't leave me and Stormy alone. 1098 01:25:02,252 --> 01:25:04,006 - Son. - Do you want some- 1099 01:25:06,509 --> 01:25:08,797 You've been here long enough. 1100 01:25:08,832 --> 01:25:11,084 We think it's time to stop. 1101 01:25:11,593 --> 01:25:16,499 Sweetheart, the coroner finally released her poor body. 1102 01:25:33,885 --> 01:25:35,675 A part of me knew... 1103 01:25:36,302 --> 01:25:39,834 from the moment I saw her behind the ice cream counter. 1104 01:25:40,553 --> 01:25:43,385 But the truth hurt too much to accept. 1105 01:25:44,511 --> 01:25:47,842 Her death would have been one wound too many that day. 1106 01:25:49,011 --> 01:25:52,543 And I think I would have let go of this life. 1107 01:26:04,429 --> 01:26:06,384 She's here, isn't she? 1108 01:26:13,596 --> 01:26:15,254 You got to let her go. 1109 01:26:16,513 --> 01:26:19,427 She deserves to move to her next life. 1110 01:26:20,680 --> 01:26:22,006 Son... 1111 01:26:24,013 --> 01:26:25,554 it's just time. 1112 01:27:22,141 --> 01:27:23,599 I love you. 1113 01:27:26,183 --> 01:27:30,343 I promise I will see you again. Okay? 1114 01:28:39,020 --> 01:28:43,575 YOU ARE NOW LEAVING PICO MUNDO COME BACK AGAIN SOON 1115 01:28:50,563 --> 01:28:53,605 Stormy always believed that life is not about how fast you run... 1116 01:28:53,640 --> 01:28:55,760 or with what degree of grace. 1117 01:28:56,313 --> 01:28:58,361 That this life is a boot camp, 1118 01:28:58,396 --> 01:29:00,936 that we must persevere through all the obstacles 1119 01:29:00,971 --> 01:29:03,478 and hardships to earn our way into the next life. 1120 01:29:04,522 --> 01:29:07,768 To be with her again, I will have the perseverance of a bulldog. 1121 01:29:09,230 --> 01:29:12,347 But sometimes, it seems to me... 1122 01:29:13,189 --> 01:29:16,306 the training is unnecessarily painful. 1123 01:29:23,606 --> 01:29:25,654 If I live an average life-span... 1124 01:29:25,689 --> 01:29:29,020 I'll have another 60 years before I see Stormy again. 1125 01:29:29,523 --> 01:29:31,313 That will be a long wait. 1126 01:29:33,398 --> 01:29:35,354 But I am a patient man. 1127 01:29:37,773 --> 01:29:40,060 And I have much to do. 1128 01:29:41,168 --> 01:29:41,780 Subs: xXx 1128 01:29:42,305 --> 01:29:48,462 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org85980