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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:45,632 --> 00:02:47,942 John Dee. 2 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:51,448 Some pretty distractions, which you call angels... 3 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:54,644 call forth to forget our cares. 4 00:02:54,708 --> 00:02:58,986 Some aquavit to pass this hard night for our pleasure... 5 00:02:59,045 --> 00:03:01,389 and this our gentlewoman. 6 00:03:01,448 --> 00:03:06,761 Your Majesty, as-- as once a virgin, fashioned the whole earth... 7 00:03:06,820 --> 00:03:11,132 so by a virgin it shall have rebirth. 8 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:14,468 So says the old sage, wisdom. 9 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:23,810 Dear Doctor John... 10 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:26,578 our triumphant antimony... 11 00:03:26,639 --> 00:03:29,381 our kingdom's eyes. 12 00:03:29,442 --> 00:03:34,391 This me pleaseth to see and have discourse with angels. 13 00:03:34,447 --> 00:03:37,894 Your Majesty, the spell we cast forth... 14 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:42,127 in the name of Christ Jesus and his angelic hosts... 15 00:03:42,188 --> 00:03:47,536 calling forth the fiery, spiritual creature... 16 00:03:49,462 --> 00:03:52,443 our angel Ariel. 17 00:04:01,007 --> 00:04:03,886 Metrotron... 18 00:04:03,943 --> 00:04:06,184 angel commander of the ten hosts... 19 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:10,820 I cast for Ariel, pearl of fire... 20 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:14,087 my only star. 21 00:04:15,155 --> 00:04:17,965 God's moonbeam, send forth my flower. 22 00:04:20,860 --> 00:04:24,034 The smoke and ashes of ages past... 23 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:29,069 which hangs like morning mist in veils across the universe... 24 00:04:29,135 --> 00:04:32,082 parts in swirls and eddies... 25 00:04:32,138 --> 00:04:36,314 and through them, the shooting star, my angel Ariel... 26 00:04:36,376 --> 00:04:42,190 flies with mirrored eyes, leaving a sparkling phosphorescent trail... 27 00:04:42,248 --> 00:04:44,888 across the universe. 28 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:46,953 Down. 29 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:51,261 Down he plummets towards Earth... 30 00:04:51,324 --> 00:04:53,429 through the great vacuum... 31 00:04:53,493 --> 00:04:55,598 on the curve of infinity. 32 00:04:56,930 --> 00:05:01,470 And like a fiery rose, he descends... 33 00:05:01,534 --> 00:05:03,605 to Mortlake. 34 00:05:16,015 --> 00:05:18,962 All hail, great master. 35 00:05:20,486 --> 00:05:23,660 Grave sir, hail. 36 00:05:26,860 --> 00:05:29,966 I come to answer thy best pleasure... 37 00:05:31,531 --> 00:05:34,944 be it to fly, to swim... 38 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:39,211 to dive into the fire, to ride upon the curled clouds... 39 00:05:39,272 --> 00:05:41,274 to thy strong bidding. 40 00:05:42,709 --> 00:05:47,658 Ariel... and all his quality. 41 00:05:47,714 --> 00:05:51,321 This vision exceedeth all expectation. 42 00:05:51,384 --> 00:05:54,729 Such an abstract never before I spied. 43 00:05:54,787 --> 00:05:58,360 An angel, Your Majesty, is the sun's true shadow. 44 00:05:59,826 --> 00:06:01,931 Spirit Ariel... 45 00:06:01,995 --> 00:06:05,169 Her Majesty wishes to have knowledge... 46 00:06:05,231 --> 00:06:07,233 to swim in those pure waters... 47 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:11,715 which are the essence of that which bind all creation. 48 00:06:11,771 --> 00:06:14,308 By me... 49 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:16,786 this task shall be performed. 50 00:06:18,444 --> 00:06:22,483 For I am that pure and clarified spirit... 51 00:06:23,816 --> 00:06:26,990 by which thou mayest turn all metals... 52 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:29,192 to the most pure gold. 53 00:06:32,258 --> 00:06:34,829 Sweet Majesty, pluck up thy heart... 54 00:06:34,894 --> 00:06:37,602 and be merry... 55 00:06:37,664 --> 00:06:39,666 for I will reveal to thee... 56 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:43,745 the shadow of this time. 57 00:07:09,729 --> 00:07:12,573 Break it up, kids. Get against the wall. 58 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:21,218 All right. Move. Right up there. Come on. 59 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:23,515 Come on! 60 00:07:23,576 --> 00:07:26,580 Quickly! 61 00:07:26,646 --> 00:07:30,150 Run! Come on! Run! 62 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:04,018 All right, girls. 63 00:08:04,083 --> 00:08:07,030 We are now proud to welcome... 64 00:08:07,086 --> 00:08:09,999 Miss Amyl Nitrate... 65 00:08:10,056 --> 00:08:12,195 England's glory... 66 00:08:12,258 --> 00:08:15,205 who's going to tell us the exciting story... 67 00:08:15,261 --> 00:08:17,969 of her misspent life. 68 00:08:21,634 --> 00:08:25,172 The world is no longer interested in heroes. 69 00:08:26,406 --> 00:08:28,443 So sad. 70 00:08:29,842 --> 00:08:33,483 We now know too much about them, don't we? 71 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:37,954 Do you know any real heroes? 72 00:08:38,017 --> 00:08:39,894 No. 73 00:08:39,952 --> 00:08:41,898 I don't. 74 00:08:43,122 --> 00:08:47,832 Anyway, let me introduce you to... Amyl Nitrate. 75 00:08:48,895 --> 00:08:52,035 She's our heroine. 76 00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:03,450 Our school motto is Faites vos d�sirs r�alit�. 77 00:09:03,509 --> 00:09:06,490 Make your desires reality. 78 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:11,291 I myself prefer the song, "Don't Dream It, Be It." 79 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:18,967 "In those days, desires weren't allowed to become reality. 80 00:09:19,025 --> 00:09:21,596 "So fantasy was substituted for them-- 81 00:09:21,661 --> 00:09:24,301 "films, books, pictures. 82 00:09:24,363 --> 00:09:26,365 "They called it 'art.' 83 00:09:26,432 --> 00:09:29,106 "But when your desires become reality... 84 00:09:29,168 --> 00:09:32,308 you don't need fantasy any longer, or art." 85 00:09:50,456 --> 00:09:52,800 "I always remembered the school motto. 86 00:09:52,859 --> 00:09:55,931 "As a child, my heroine was Myra Hindley. 87 00:09:55,995 --> 00:09:57,941 "Do you remember her? 88 00:09:57,997 --> 00:10:02,446 "Myra's crimes were, they said, beyond belief. 89 00:10:02,502 --> 00:10:05,813 "That was because no one had any imagination then. 90 00:10:05,872 --> 00:10:09,786 "They really didn't know how to make their desires reality. 91 00:10:09,842 --> 00:10:12,789 "They were not artists like Myra. 92 00:10:12,845 --> 00:10:14,950 "One can smile now at their na�vet�. 93 00:10:17,483 --> 00:10:20,054 "When, on my 15th birthday... 94 00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:22,656 "law and order were finally abolished... 95 00:10:22,722 --> 00:10:25,760 "all those statistics that were a substitute for reality... 96 00:10:25,825 --> 00:10:27,998 "disappeared. 97 00:10:28,060 --> 00:10:30,563 "The crime rate dropped to zero. 98 00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:35,175 "Who believed in statistics then? 99 00:10:35,234 --> 00:10:38,113 "Only the vital ones. 100 00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:41,778 "In any case, I started to dance. 101 00:10:43,609 --> 00:10:47,147 I wanted to defy... gravity?" 102 00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:56,105 I haven't danced for a long time. 103 00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:58,478 No one is interested in the ballet anymore. 104 00:13:59,638 --> 00:14:01,948 But history still fascinates me. 105 00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:04,009 It's so intangible. 106 00:14:04,076 --> 00:14:06,784 You can weave facts anywhere you like. 107 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:10,157 Good guys can swap places with bad guys. 108 00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:13,891 You might think Richard III of England was bad, but you'd be wrong. 109 00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:17,891 What separates Hitler from Napoleon... 110 00:14:17,957 --> 00:14:20,164 or even Alexander? 111 00:14:20,226 --> 00:14:24,197 The size of the destruction, or is he nearer to us in time? 112 00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:27,503 Was Churchill a hero? 113 00:14:27,566 --> 00:14:29,603 Did he alter history for the better? 114 00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:35,375 Now, my friend Mad, on the sofa, is a pyromaniac. 115 00:14:35,441 --> 00:14:39,287 But she thinks she's a revolutionary out to better the world. 116 00:14:39,345 --> 00:14:41,655 I'm not so sure. 117 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:44,695 The boys in the bed are Sphinx and Angel. 118 00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:47,026 They're from Deptford and brothers. 119 00:14:47,086 --> 00:14:49,999 Their relationship is quite peculiar... 120 00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:52,968 but they're nice enough. 121 00:14:53,025 --> 00:14:57,770 And over there at the wash basin is Chaos, our French au pair. 122 00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:02,777 Life in England these days is inflationary... 123 00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:04,781 but we're carrying on regardless... 124 00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:08,250 coping with misgovernment and idiocy on every side. 125 00:15:11,143 --> 00:15:14,613 Oh, Carnation from Floris. 126 00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:17,092 Not all the good things have disappeared. 127 00:16:10,502 --> 00:16:12,881 Shit! Piss! 128 00:16:20,546 --> 00:16:24,084 - What's up, Amyl? - I've broken my Winston Churchill mug. 129 00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:27,597 - Oh, look. - Oh, Winston! 130 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:30,657 - Oh. - Oh, don't worry. We'll stick him together. 131 00:16:32,024 --> 00:16:34,368 - Got a bit of glue. Don't worry. - Oh, look. 132 00:16:34,426 --> 00:16:37,430 - You got any glue? Got any glue? - Yeah, yeah. 133 00:16:40,566 --> 00:16:43,479 "Teach Yourself History, by Amyl Nitrate" 134 00:16:49,408 --> 00:16:51,513 "Number one: 'The History of England."' 135 00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:56,515 "It all began with William the Conqueror... 136 00:16:56,582 --> 00:16:59,722 "who screwed the Anglo-Saxons into the ground... 137 00:16:59,785 --> 00:17:02,356 "carving the land into theirs and ours. 138 00:17:02,421 --> 00:17:05,834 "They lived in mansions and ate beef at fat tables... 139 00:17:05,891 --> 00:17:09,839 "whilst the poor lived in houses, minding the cows on a bowl of porridge-- 140 00:17:09,895 --> 00:17:13,240 "whilst they pushed them around with their arrogant foreign accents. 141 00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:17,247 - There were two languages in the land--" - What two languages? 142 00:17:17,303 --> 00:17:19,510 Chinese and Liverpudlian. How do I know? 143 00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:22,280 - What about Norman? - Norman who? 144 00:17:22,341 --> 00:17:24,287 Oh, fuck off. 145 00:17:24,343 --> 00:17:27,483 "There were two languages in the land, and the seeds of war were sown. 146 00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:29,492 "At first the two sides coexisted... 147 00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:31,994 "meeting only on the racetrack and the battlefield... 148 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:34,224 whilst they fought the rest of the world--" 149 00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:39,897 That's you, Chaos-- "who they despised more than each other. 150 00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:42,633 "Now one day, when there was no one left to fight... 151 00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:45,437 "it dawned on them that the real enemy was at home... 152 00:17:45,497 --> 00:17:48,740 and that they should fight themselves. 153 00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:52,908 "Having grown greedy on the booty they had looted from the rest of the world... 154 00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:54,918 "they decided to fight with money. 155 00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:59,013 "But by now this was made with paper, so it was pretty worthless. 156 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,558 "So, when they discovered this... 157 00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:03,719 they took to fighting with guns." 158 00:18:07,186 --> 00:18:10,599 "The rest of the world sighed a sigh of relief to be rid of them... 159 00:18:10,656 --> 00:18:13,193 "and got on with their own business... 160 00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:15,261 and England slowly sank into the sea." 161 00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:19,872 Who you writing this crap for, Amyl? 162 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:22,037 Myself. 163 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,047 It's a hobby. 164 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,606 When I'm not making history, I write it. 165 00:18:26,672 --> 00:18:29,812 I try to compress it. 166 00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:32,879 It'd be great if all history could be written on a Mandrax. 167 00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:36,051 This is how to compress it. You forget it! 168 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,994 What are you doing that for? 169 00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:41,588 I'll compress you, you-- 170 00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:43,998 Whoo-hoo! Oh! 171 00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:46,058 - Ow! - Fuck off, Mad! 172 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:49,334 Help me, Sphinx. Amyl's a raving lunatic. I'm a damsel in distress. 173 00:18:49,395 --> 00:18:51,534 You clammy slag. 174 00:18:51,597 --> 00:18:54,168 You've sat in the K-Y with your fat arse! 175 00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:56,839 Oh, fuck off! 176 00:18:56,902 --> 00:18:59,610 You get it, Angel. The exercise will do you good. 177 00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:02,915 I'm gonna show your brother the real thing. 178 00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:05,581 - Fuck off. - Oh, fuck off yourself. 179 00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:09,057 Who is it? 180 00:19:09,114 --> 00:19:11,219 It's Bod. 181 00:19:15,254 --> 00:19:17,256 Shut your eyes, all of you. 182 00:19:18,557 --> 00:19:21,401 Shut your eyes, Angel. 183 00:19:32,937 --> 00:19:34,543 Where'd you get it from? 184 00:19:34,606 --> 00:19:37,644 I captured it in Deptford. 185 00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:45,061 It's high fashion. 186 00:20:12,978 --> 00:20:15,686 Now shall one king rise up against another... 187 00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:19,560 and there shall be bloodshed throughout the whole world. 188 00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:23,825 Fighting between the devil... 189 00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:28,235 his kingdom and the kingdom of light. 190 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,919 What'd you say your name was again? 191 00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:58,984 Kid. 192 00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:01,930 - You want some more eggs? - No, thank you. 193 00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:10,404 - Want a cigarette? - No, thanks. 194 00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:14,174 What do you do? 195 00:22:15,801 --> 00:22:18,873 Nothing. I'm a musician. 196 00:22:25,644 --> 00:22:27,954 You're gorgeous. 197 00:22:31,283 --> 00:22:33,957 I could get you a job with Borgia Ginz. 198 00:22:36,622 --> 00:22:38,863 He's always looking for new talent. 199 00:22:38,924 --> 00:22:40,926 He owns the media. 200 00:22:43,128 --> 00:22:45,130 My name is Crabs, by the way. 201 00:22:47,332 --> 00:22:49,312 I'm an actress. 202 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:51,712 - Ever see War and Peace? - No. 203 00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:05,057 - Tea, please. - Hi, Crabs. 204 00:23:05,117 --> 00:23:07,119 Hello, Viv. 205 00:23:07,185 --> 00:23:09,131 Where have you been all my life? 206 00:23:09,188 --> 00:23:11,725 Now, now, Crabs. Don't worry. 207 00:23:11,790 --> 00:23:14,236 She won't take him from you. She's got me. 208 00:23:14,293 --> 00:23:16,830 I like a girl with talent. 209 00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:20,536 - So where's Amyl? - Burning the midnight oil. 210 00:23:21,934 --> 00:23:24,710 Working on her decline and fall. 211 00:23:31,209 --> 00:23:34,213 - Who's that? - That's Bod. 212 00:23:34,279 --> 00:23:36,088 She's royalty. 213 00:23:36,148 --> 00:23:40,187 Don't like the way she looks. My dad had a suit like that. 214 00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:43,062 Um, I think it's kind of nice. 215 00:23:43,121 --> 00:23:45,123 She liberated it from a Russian diplomat... 216 00:23:45,190 --> 00:23:47,192 she fucked at the Dorchester. 217 00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:49,967 After he came, she put his clothes on in the dark. 218 00:23:50,028 --> 00:23:53,100 She found a thousand pounds in the jacket. 219 00:23:53,165 --> 00:23:55,111 Wears it for luck now. 220 00:23:55,167 --> 00:23:59,343 You're a sucker for sex. Why don't you keep up with the times, Crabs! 221 00:23:59,404 --> 00:24:01,475 You're an antique, like this place. 222 00:24:04,643 --> 00:24:07,487 - What's the postcard, Mad? - It's New York. 223 00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:11,621 And you can forget it. 224 00:24:11,683 --> 00:24:15,028 It just had the bread to con the rest of the world. 225 00:24:15,087 --> 00:24:17,829 America's dead; it's never been alive. 226 00:24:23,762 --> 00:24:25,867 Montelimart. 227 00:24:26,999 --> 00:24:28,945 It had better be. 228 00:24:29,001 --> 00:24:31,277 Why don't you read the label, Bod? 229 00:24:37,009 --> 00:24:39,922 All these ruins. 230 00:24:39,978 --> 00:24:42,754 All this concrete, brick and glass... 231 00:24:42,814 --> 00:24:46,455 and the people who made them are utterly forgotten. 232 00:24:46,518 --> 00:24:48,464 The prisons we live in today... 233 00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:50,727 might have taken more than a day to build... 234 00:24:50,789 --> 00:24:54,134 but it doesn't take long to destroy them. 235 00:24:54,192 --> 00:24:57,639 You cow! Get out of my place! 236 00:24:57,696 --> 00:25:00,472 - Oh, cor, cor. - Oh, look at this! 237 00:25:00,532 --> 00:25:02,478 Come on, Viv. Let's split. 238 00:25:05,270 --> 00:25:07,307 Come on, Angel, before she burns the place down. 239 00:25:07,372 --> 00:25:10,182 No one's gonna help you, so help yourselves. 240 00:25:10,242 --> 00:25:15,316 No! Oh, no! 241 00:25:15,380 --> 00:25:17,382 Disgusting. 242 00:25:21,420 --> 00:25:25,527 No. No. Ah. 243 00:25:25,590 --> 00:25:28,070 If your house is ugly, then burn it. 244 00:25:28,126 --> 00:25:31,471 If the street you live in depresses you, then bulldoze 'em down. 245 00:25:37,869 --> 00:25:41,214 And if the cook can't cook, then you kill her. All right? 246 00:25:44,509 --> 00:25:47,683 Ah. 247 00:25:57,456 --> 00:26:01,029 For a moment, I thought you were gonna kill her. 248 00:26:01,093 --> 00:26:03,630 Just dress rehearsal. 249 00:26:08,733 --> 00:26:12,442 Oh, I was glad to get away. Mad's so crazy. 250 00:26:12,504 --> 00:26:14,541 - Not to worry. - Well, I know she's right. 251 00:26:14,606 --> 00:26:17,519 - That's what upsets me. - Bit bare in here, isn't it? 252 00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:19,715 Well, she's got a bed, doesn't she? 253 00:26:19,778 --> 00:26:22,725 - What you do in here all day? - I'm a painter. 254 00:26:23,882 --> 00:26:25,884 An artist. 255 00:26:32,622 --> 00:26:33,603 Very good. 256 00:26:33,658 --> 00:26:36,969 Didn't know there was any artists anymore. 257 00:26:37,028 --> 00:26:39,531 Yeah, there aren't. Painting's extinct. 258 00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:43,239 Art isn't. It's just a habit. 259 00:26:43,301 --> 00:26:45,247 I started painting when I was eight... 260 00:26:45,303 --> 00:26:47,305 copying dinosaurs from a picture book. 261 00:26:48,373 --> 00:26:50,444 It was prophetic. 262 00:26:50,509 --> 00:26:53,547 - I'm alive. - So am I. 263 00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:55,558 Artists steal the world's energy. 264 00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:57,560 Bet they never get caught. 265 00:26:57,616 --> 00:27:00,153 Always. 266 00:27:00,218 --> 00:27:02,858 They become blood donors. 267 00:27:02,921 --> 00:27:05,561 Their lifeblood drips away... 268 00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:07,797 until they're bled dry. 269 00:27:07,859 --> 00:27:09,805 And the people who control the world... 270 00:27:09,861 --> 00:27:12,000 make it as inaccessible as possible... 271 00:27:12,063 --> 00:27:15,067 by driving the artists into corners. 272 00:27:15,133 --> 00:27:17,511 You see, it's dangerous. 273 00:27:17,569 --> 00:27:20,778 Our only hope is to recreate ourselves... 274 00:27:20,839 --> 00:27:24,150 as artists or anarchists, if you like... 275 00:27:24,209 --> 00:27:26,746 and release the energy for all. 276 00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:32,526 My brother's an artist. A piss artist. 277 00:27:32,584 --> 00:27:35,428 Love in a void it's so numb 278 00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:38,468 Avoid in love it's so dumb 279 00:27:38,523 --> 00:27:40,662 Love in a void 280 00:27:44,729 --> 00:27:48,267 - Jaded reputation on which you're staking - Rocks don't lose their shape 281 00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:50,574 Diamonds 282 00:27:50,635 --> 00:27:52,581 Diamonds 283 00:27:52,637 --> 00:27:56,642 Diamonds are a girl's best friend 284 00:27:56,708 --> 00:27:59,120 - De da de da - What a fucking awful day. 285 00:27:59,177 --> 00:28:01,783 Da dum Quite New Wave, don't you think? 286 00:28:01,847 --> 00:28:03,827 Oh, give us a break. 287 00:28:03,882 --> 00:28:05,953 I'm gonna make it into a crash helmet. 288 00:28:06,017 --> 00:28:08,019 - That'd give it some use. - Mmm. 289 00:28:08,086 --> 00:28:12,000 That would be distinctive. Why didn't you steal the pearls as well? 290 00:28:12,057 --> 00:28:14,059 I never liked pearls. 291 00:28:15,227 --> 00:28:17,605 - Or oysters. - Yeah. 292 00:28:17,662 --> 00:28:19,869 Pearls are for the pure. 293 00:28:19,931 --> 00:28:22,844 And the world's your oyster, so swallow it. 294 00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:27,611 De dum dum da dum 295 00:28:27,672 --> 00:28:31,085 De da dum de da da da 296 00:28:31,143 --> 00:28:33,145 Diamonds 297 00:28:33,211 --> 00:28:35,418 Diamonds What's that? 298 00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:39,087 - It's Top of the Pops. - What, again? 299 00:28:39,151 --> 00:28:41,859 Yeah, they believe in overkill. 300 00:28:44,289 --> 00:28:47,236 Mmm, he's cute. Who is it? 301 00:28:47,292 --> 00:28:49,932 Waiting for our caviar. Listen 302 00:28:49,995 --> 00:28:53,067 - How should I know? - I don't take trash to rot 303 00:28:53,131 --> 00:28:56,010 Now come on, you morons. 304 00:28:56,067 --> 00:28:58,638 We have the right to work 305 00:28:58,703 --> 00:29:01,547 - What are we gonna do this evening? - We have the right to work 306 00:29:01,606 --> 00:29:04,052 - We have the right to work - Only thing that's open after 11:00... 307 00:29:04,109 --> 00:29:06,180 in this fucking country are the police cells. 308 00:29:06,244 --> 00:29:10,454 Right on, Bod. If you're bored, join the National Front. 309 00:29:10,515 --> 00:29:14,429 Mmm. Why don't you take up embroidery, doll? 310 00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:18,462 There's so little electricity in this country. 311 00:29:18,523 --> 00:29:21,402 Maybe it's fused! 312 00:29:26,965 --> 00:29:29,969 Da da da da dum de da-- 313 00:29:30,035 --> 00:29:33,505 Ah, real help at last. 314 00:29:33,572 --> 00:29:35,609 - We'll try the fox-trot - Hello? 315 00:29:35,674 --> 00:29:37,745 - I'll eat a mango - Who? 316 00:29:37,809 --> 00:29:39,811 - You drink a straight scotch - What? 317 00:29:39,878 --> 00:29:43,087 Most people would hang up. She's hanging on for dear life. 318 00:29:43,148 --> 00:29:45,355 Oh, yes, I'd love to come. 319 00:29:46,451 --> 00:29:49,455 - Who is it? - God. Borgia Ginz. 320 00:29:50,522 --> 00:29:52,866 The impresario. 321 00:29:52,924 --> 00:29:55,427 He wants my opinion on his latest find. 322 00:29:55,493 --> 00:29:57,495 - Are you going? - Of course. 323 00:29:57,562 --> 00:30:00,634 Oh, how the mighty are... fallen. 324 00:30:00,699 --> 00:30:02,736 She's got no principles. 325 00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:05,748 I thought you were gonna introduce me to Borgia Ginz. 326 00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:09,047 Ah. I don't give away my connections that easily. 327 00:30:09,107 --> 00:30:13,055 You gotta convince me you're worth it first. 328 00:30:13,111 --> 00:30:15,648 And she doesn't need much convincing, dear. 329 00:30:18,550 --> 00:30:20,723 Anyway, I'm going. 330 00:30:20,785 --> 00:30:26,258 Well... she's in for a surprise. 331 00:30:35,033 --> 00:30:37,274 You wanna know my story, babe. 332 00:30:38,370 --> 00:30:41,180 It's easy. 333 00:30:41,239 --> 00:30:45,016 This is the generation who grew up... 334 00:30:45,076 --> 00:30:47,750 and forgot to lead their lives. 335 00:30:48,813 --> 00:30:50,884 They were so busy... 336 00:30:50,949 --> 00:30:53,691 watching my endless movie. 337 00:30:55,820 --> 00:30:58,892 It's power, babe. Power. 338 00:30:58,957 --> 00:31:02,837 I don't create it. I own it. 339 00:31:05,764 --> 00:31:10,941 I sucked and sucked and I sucked. 340 00:31:11,002 --> 00:31:14,745 The media became their only reality... 341 00:31:14,806 --> 00:31:19,619 and I own their world of flickering shadows. 342 00:31:19,677 --> 00:31:23,648 BBC. TUC. ITV. 343 00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:26,594 ABC. ATV. 344 00:31:26,651 --> 00:31:28,790 MGM. 345 00:31:30,855 --> 00:31:34,530 KGB. 346 00:31:35,693 --> 00:31:39,163 C. of E. 347 00:31:39,230 --> 00:31:41,540 You name it. 348 00:31:41,599 --> 00:31:46,878 I bought them all... and rearranged the alphabet. 349 00:31:47,938 --> 00:31:49,475 Without me... 350 00:31:49,541 --> 00:31:52,215 they don't exist. 351 00:32:13,798 --> 00:32:15,800 My God! 352 00:32:17,101 --> 00:32:19,445 It's Amyl Nitrate! 353 00:32:24,309 --> 00:32:26,311 Sieg heil! 354 00:32:26,378 --> 00:32:31,191 She's England's entry for the Eurovision Song Contest. 355 00:32:31,249 --> 00:32:33,889 She's my number one. 356 00:32:38,423 --> 00:32:40,425 Rule Britannia 357 00:32:41,759 --> 00:32:43,932 Britannia 358 00:32:43,995 --> 00:32:46,601 Britannia 359 00:32:46,664 --> 00:32:48,735 Rule Britannia 360 00:32:50,135 --> 00:32:52,445 Britannia 361 00:32:52,504 --> 00:32:54,541 Britannia 362 00:32:56,606 --> 00:32:59,487 Sieg heil! Sieg heil! 363 00:33:04,949 --> 00:33:09,420 When Britain first at heaven's command 364 00:33:09,487 --> 00:33:14,232 Arose from out the azure main 365 00:33:14,292 --> 00:33:19,139 Arose, arose, arose from out the azure main 366 00:33:21,332 --> 00:33:24,336 Ah ah ah ah ah ah 367 00:33:26,905 --> 00:33:29,044 Ah ah ah ah ah ah 368 00:33:29,107 --> 00:33:31,178 Rule Britannia 369 00:33:31,242 --> 00:33:33,483 - Britannia - Britannia 370 00:33:33,544 --> 00:33:38,653 Britannia Britannia rules the waves 371 00:33:38,716 --> 00:33:40,593 Britons 372 00:33:40,652 --> 00:33:47,001 Never, never, never shall be slaves 373 00:33:48,793 --> 00:33:52,570 Sieg heil! Sieg heil! 374 00:33:52,630 --> 00:33:57,636 Sieg heil! Sieg heil! Sieg heil! 375 00:33:57,702 --> 00:33:58,882 Sieg heil! 376 00:34:12,283 --> 00:34:14,388 Ah ah ah ah ah ah 377 00:34:16,988 --> 00:34:18,934 Ah ah ah ah ah ah 378 00:34:18,990 --> 00:34:22,437 Rule Britannia Britannia 379 00:34:22,493 --> 00:34:24,996 - Britannia - Britannia 380 00:34:25,063 --> 00:34:28,510 Britannia rules the waves 381 00:34:28,566 --> 00:34:30,739 Britons 382 00:34:30,802 --> 00:34:36,377 Never, never, never shall be slaves 383 00:34:36,441 --> 00:34:38,443 Slaves 384 00:34:38,509 --> 00:34:42,218 Sieg heil! Sieg heil! 385 00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:45,284 Sieg heil! 386 00:34:45,350 --> 00:34:48,524 Rule Britannia Britannia 387 00:34:48,586 --> 00:34:51,157 Britannia 388 00:34:51,222 --> 00:34:53,828 - Britannia - Britannia 389 00:34:53,892 --> 00:34:57,169 Rule Britannia 390 00:34:57,228 --> 00:34:59,606 - Britannia - Britannia 391 00:34:59,664 --> 00:35:01,940 - Britannia - Britannia 392 00:35:11,342 --> 00:35:15,051 Rule Britannia Britannia 393 00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:17,787 Britannia 394 00:35:20,151 --> 00:35:24,156 To you, Elizabeth of England, is granted the greater vision... 395 00:35:24,222 --> 00:35:27,226 that man perceives but little and rarely. 396 00:35:28,693 --> 00:35:30,798 Beyond this labyrinth... 397 00:35:30,862 --> 00:35:32,864 and the serpent of memory... 398 00:35:32,931 --> 00:35:35,002 is the still point of the world... 399 00:35:35,066 --> 00:35:38,047 that gateway which men seek. 400 00:35:38,102 --> 00:35:42,107 It is everywhere and nowhere. 401 00:35:42,173 --> 00:35:44,779 It is here and now. 402 00:35:44,843 --> 00:35:49,724 Rounded time turns in a circle throughout infinity. 403 00:35:49,781 --> 00:35:54,730 In you is the beginning and the end... 404 00:35:54,786 --> 00:35:57,665 and the forgetfulness beyond. 405 00:35:57,722 --> 00:36:01,966 He who murders will swim in blood... 406 00:36:02,026 --> 00:36:05,769 lapping against the bounds of time. 407 00:36:05,830 --> 00:36:08,606 But he who sings with joy... 408 00:36:08,666 --> 00:36:11,476 will be continuously greeted with joyfulness. 409 00:36:12,904 --> 00:36:16,784 Every deed you accomplish accompanies you throughout time. 410 00:36:19,310 --> 00:36:22,621 Consider the world's diversity... 411 00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:24,682 and worship it. 412 00:36:25,750 --> 00:36:28,458 By denying it's multiplicity... 413 00:36:28,519 --> 00:36:31,193 you deny your own true nature. 414 00:36:32,523 --> 00:36:36,130 Equality prevails not for the gods' sake... 415 00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:38,504 but for man's. 416 00:36:38,563 --> 00:36:40,668 Men are weak... 417 00:36:40,732 --> 00:36:43,906 and cannot endure their manifold nature. 418 00:36:43,968 --> 00:36:47,347 Yes. 419 00:37:02,153 --> 00:37:05,760 He's great, isn't he? I picked him up at the roadblock. 420 00:37:05,823 --> 00:37:08,895 - What's your name? - Happy Days. 421 00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:11,566 Where are you from? 422 00:37:11,629 --> 00:37:13,666 World's end. 423 00:37:13,731 --> 00:37:17,736 Why do you encourage them, Crabs? You'll only get the clap. 424 00:37:18,802 --> 00:37:20,373 Tough shit, you virgin queen. 425 00:37:20,438 --> 00:37:22,475 Where were you last night? 426 00:37:26,344 --> 00:37:30,417 Anyway, I like him. He's got a great arse. 427 00:37:30,481 --> 00:37:32,688 Yeah, he's a real sex object. 428 00:37:32,750 --> 00:37:35,856 A real cute sex object. 429 00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:38,799 Uh! Back to work! 430 00:37:38,856 --> 00:37:40,802 No tea breaks! 431 00:37:40,858 --> 00:37:42,804 For Christ's sake, Crabs, leave off! 432 00:37:42,860 --> 00:37:46,239 What do you see in these damn studs anyway? 433 00:37:46,297 --> 00:37:49,107 Hey, you. Why don't you push off! 434 00:37:49,167 --> 00:37:52,376 - Oh, leave the guy alone. - Fuck off! 435 00:37:52,437 --> 00:37:55,316 He's better than a vibrator and bigger. 436 00:37:55,373 --> 00:37:58,149 You are. Don't worry about her. 437 00:37:58,209 --> 00:38:02,214 Her parents were Christians. She was born with a hang-up. 438 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:05,261 Ah! 439 00:38:05,316 --> 00:38:07,819 - I'm coming! - Hang on! 440 00:38:07,885 --> 00:38:10,491 Oh, another hit-and-run merchant! 441 00:38:10,555 --> 00:38:13,934 Just hold it, mate, or it's curtains for you! Don't you spurt. 442 00:38:13,991 --> 00:38:16,938 We'll pound you. 443 00:38:16,995 --> 00:38:19,635 They all want to cream as quick as a flash of zipper. 444 00:38:19,697 --> 00:38:21,836 It's a lower form of life. 445 00:38:21,899 --> 00:38:25,437 Christ. Blue movies for breakfast is more than I can stomach. 446 00:38:25,503 --> 00:38:27,779 Oh, I like to watch. 447 00:38:30,408 --> 00:38:33,048 - Fuckin' hell. - Oh, neat. 448 00:38:33,111 --> 00:38:35,921 Just right, man. Hold it. 449 00:38:35,980 --> 00:38:38,620 You fucking bitch! Look at this! 450 00:38:38,683 --> 00:38:40,629 Get off, you-- 451 00:38:45,022 --> 00:38:48,629 Oh, neat, neat, neat. Perfect. That's it. 452 00:39:07,245 --> 00:39:09,782 Do you think he's dead? 453 00:39:09,847 --> 00:39:13,192 Dial 9-9-9. 454 00:40:33,798 --> 00:40:36,005 Right. 455 00:40:36,067 --> 00:40:38,411 One, two, three. 456 00:40:38,469 --> 00:40:41,040 - And-- - Wait. Hold on. Wait. Christ. 457 00:40:41,105 --> 00:40:43,085 - Heave-- - Heave ho! 458 00:40:55,953 --> 00:40:58,991 - Makes me rather sad. - Oh, cut it out, Crabs. 459 00:41:00,224 --> 00:41:03,330 Mm. Just for a moment, I thought he was the one. 460 00:41:05,229 --> 00:41:07,436 Go on. Laugh. I really did. 461 00:41:07,498 --> 00:41:10,104 Shit, your mind's really blown, Crabs. 462 00:41:11,235 --> 00:41:14,239 - Why are you all against me? - We're not. 463 00:41:14,305 --> 00:41:17,309 We're just trying to save you... from yourself! 464 00:41:17,375 --> 00:41:20,618 Yeah, your mind's like a faded collage... 465 00:41:20,678 --> 00:41:24,785 of Penthouse and true romance. 466 00:41:26,317 --> 00:41:29,059 Just for a moment I fell in love with him. 467 00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:32,067 Love snuffed it with the hippies. 468 00:41:32,123 --> 00:41:34,831 Sex is for geriatrics. 469 00:41:34,892 --> 00:41:36,929 The mindless. 470 00:41:39,697 --> 00:41:43,975 O, my love is like 471 00:41:44,035 --> 00:41:48,177 A red, red rose 472 00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:54,190 That's newly sprung in June 473 00:41:54,245 --> 00:41:57,158 O, my love 474 00:41:57,214 --> 00:42:02,163 Is like a melody 475 00:42:02,219 --> 00:42:07,293 That's sweetly played in tune 476 00:42:08,693 --> 00:42:15,941 So fair art thou my bonnie lass 477 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:23,111 So deep in love am I 478 00:42:23,174 --> 00:42:25,848 And 479 00:42:25,910 --> 00:42:31,292 I will love thee still, my dear 480 00:42:32,483 --> 00:42:38,991 Till all the seas gang dry 481 00:42:40,157 --> 00:42:43,730 Well, Viv, it's your turn now. 482 00:42:44,795 --> 00:42:47,036 We're steppin' back. 483 00:42:47,097 --> 00:42:50,476 Us boys, we've been in the limelight now... 484 00:42:50,534 --> 00:42:52,673 five thousand years. 485 00:42:52,736 --> 00:42:54,773 Great, isn't it? 486 00:42:54,838 --> 00:42:57,478 He hands over to you just as time's running out. 487 00:42:57,541 --> 00:43:00,715 - Oof. - When there's no chance. 488 00:43:00,778 --> 00:43:02,849 That's what I call friendship. 489 00:43:04,481 --> 00:43:06,483 Well, I mean, the end's inevitable. 490 00:43:07,818 --> 00:43:09,820 It's either now or later. 491 00:43:11,055 --> 00:43:13,331 It's what makes the present so vital. 492 00:43:17,161 --> 00:43:19,869 Take your partners for the last waltz. 493 00:43:25,769 --> 00:43:28,079 I love you. 494 00:43:28,138 --> 00:43:30,140 And I Iove you, Angel. 495 00:43:32,443 --> 00:43:35,481 I love you both. Both of you. 496 00:43:37,548 --> 00:43:40,222 You seem to have got things sorted out. 497 00:43:44,121 --> 00:43:47,193 Well, why look for anything else? 498 00:43:47,257 --> 00:43:50,067 Life's too short. 499 00:43:50,127 --> 00:43:52,129 All that desperate search for one place... 500 00:43:52,196 --> 00:43:54,233 that's better than the next. 501 00:43:58,569 --> 00:44:03,450 And I will come again 502 00:44:03,507 --> 00:44:05,919 My dear 503 00:44:05,976 --> 00:44:08,013 Tho' it were 504 00:44:08,078 --> 00:44:15,257 Ten thousand mile 505 00:44:15,319 --> 00:44:17,321 My brother's great, isn't he? 506 00:44:18,656 --> 00:44:20,658 - Ha! - Perfect. 507 00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:33,207 It's a nice day. Let's go out. 508 00:44:33,270 --> 00:44:35,272 Piss off. 509 00:44:35,339 --> 00:44:38,479 It's the biggest studio in the world, Kid. 510 00:44:38,542 --> 00:44:40,613 Borgia bought it from the liquidator. 511 00:44:40,678 --> 00:44:42,624 Christ, it's huge! 512 00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:44,626 Borgia does everything with style. 513 00:44:44,682 --> 00:44:47,026 You didn't believe me, did you? 514 00:45:02,533 --> 00:45:04,638 S-Sir... 515 00:45:04,702 --> 00:45:07,774 that was W-Wall Street. 516 00:45:07,838 --> 00:45:12,150 They say the dollar's crashing since you withdrew your support. 517 00:45:12,209 --> 00:45:14,485 I'm not interested... 518 00:45:14,545 --> 00:45:18,493 in peanuts economy, Schmeitzer. 519 00:45:18,549 --> 00:45:24,397 Now, let's get down to the real business. 520 00:45:24,455 --> 00:45:27,299 Committing a murder in the overcrowded cage 521 00:45:27,357 --> 00:45:32,204 Well, sir, we've sold 50 million copies of "Paranoia Paradise"... 522 00:45:32,262 --> 00:45:36,005 in Moscow alone in the last three days. 523 00:45:36,066 --> 00:45:38,478 Lounge Lizard's number one. 524 00:45:38,535 --> 00:45:41,812 As long as the music's loud enough... 525 00:45:41,872 --> 00:45:45,285 we won't hear the world falling apart. 526 00:45:53,751 --> 00:45:56,459 Black is black white is white 527 00:45:56,520 --> 00:46:01,299 Life is life, baby nine to five 528 00:46:06,597 --> 00:46:08,804 Oh, excuse me, sir. 529 00:46:08,866 --> 00:46:11,210 There was a message earlier from M-Madame Mao. 530 00:46:12,369 --> 00:46:14,474 She said she wanted to be in a film. 531 00:46:14,538 --> 00:46:17,417 She won't be in this one. 532 00:46:17,474 --> 00:46:19,920 I can assure you. 533 00:46:22,446 --> 00:46:26,519 The alien way to every word you say 534 00:46:30,454 --> 00:46:36,097 Is an inspiration to an uninspired day 535 00:46:39,797 --> 00:46:42,175 Black is black white is white 536 00:46:42,232 --> 00:46:44,234 E-Excuse me, Mr. Ginz... 537 00:46:44,301 --> 00:46:47,009 but it's Miss Crabs to see you. 538 00:46:49,139 --> 00:46:51,085 Hi there, Borgia. 539 00:46:51,141 --> 00:46:54,748 I hope I'm not interrupting, but, uh, this is strictly business. 540 00:46:54,812 --> 00:46:57,691 I've been doing a little talent scouting for you. 541 00:46:57,748 --> 00:47:01,662 He's called The Kid, but he's pure sex. 542 00:47:01,718 --> 00:47:03,823 I'm gonna be his manager. 543 00:47:05,289 --> 00:47:07,701 - Mmm. - Well. 544 00:47:07,758 --> 00:47:10,762 What can I do for you? 545 00:47:12,563 --> 00:47:14,668 Or rather... 546 00:47:14,731 --> 00:47:18,406 what can you do for me? 547 00:47:20,671 --> 00:47:24,676 Hello, Mr. Gi-Ginz. 548 00:47:24,741 --> 00:47:27,187 Oh! You see? He's a natural! 549 00:47:27,244 --> 00:47:30,157 He's gonna be the new Garbo! 550 00:47:31,348 --> 00:47:33,521 Garbo is very p-profitable. 551 00:47:34,585 --> 00:47:37,589 I'll take him into the theater... 552 00:47:37,654 --> 00:47:40,464 and audition him. 553 00:47:40,524 --> 00:47:42,902 Just for you, Crabs. 554 00:47:45,262 --> 00:47:48,266 I'll call Bod. She'll be so jealous. 555 00:47:49,867 --> 00:47:52,108 I don't care about the money. 556 00:47:52,169 --> 00:47:55,378 - I just don't wanna get ripped off. - Oh! Shh. 557 00:47:58,442 --> 00:48:00,786 Please let me see the light of day 558 00:48:00,844 --> 00:48:03,688 Turn it on an island in my you don't understand 559 00:48:03,747 --> 00:48:06,387 They don't care They don't see 560 00:48:06,450 --> 00:48:09,397 There's a light in the nigh for people like me 561 00:48:17,527 --> 00:48:19,529 Oh, you useless prat. 562 00:48:34,244 --> 00:48:36,246 I know where there's some lovely flowers. 563 00:48:36,313 --> 00:48:38,919 Really? 564 00:48:38,982 --> 00:48:42,191 - Where? - Max's. 565 00:48:42,252 --> 00:48:44,254 It's a bit far, isn't it? 566 00:48:45,989 --> 00:48:48,026 We can go by car. 567 00:49:19,789 --> 00:49:20,769 Good old Max. 568 00:49:20,824 --> 00:49:23,498 You'll love him. 569 00:49:29,967 --> 00:49:31,969 - Hello, Max. - Hi, Max. 570 00:49:32,035 --> 00:49:34,777 This is Viv. She's a friend. 571 00:49:34,838 --> 00:49:36,977 - Hello, girl. - Hi. 572 00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:40,078 Okay. Come in. We're round the back. 573 00:49:40,143 --> 00:49:43,147 - Watch your foot, son. - Praying for rain, eh? 574 00:49:46,416 --> 00:49:49,329 - Hello, Bod. - Hello. 575 00:49:55,292 --> 00:49:57,898 - What a crazy garden, Max. - Yeah. 576 00:49:57,961 --> 00:50:00,942 I had a bad case of weeds, so I sprayed it all with poison. 577 00:50:00,998 --> 00:50:05,947 It looked a bit sad then, so I planted all these plastic petunias. 578 00:50:06,003 --> 00:50:10,748 Max has been telling me about his adventures as a mercenary, since he left the army. 579 00:50:10,807 --> 00:50:13,447 Aw, the army was a fucking con. 580 00:50:13,510 --> 00:50:15,581 It was a way of solving the unemployment problem... 581 00:50:15,645 --> 00:50:17,647 before they gave up entirely. 582 00:50:17,714 --> 00:50:21,594 You're more likely to die of red tape in the Guards than a bullet. 583 00:50:21,651 --> 00:50:25,360 I ran a sideline, sellin' the boys to the local punters in the pub. 584 00:50:25,422 --> 00:50:29,063 The army sees more action in bed these days. 585 00:50:31,128 --> 00:50:33,199 Ah, no. Damn it. 586 00:50:33,263 --> 00:50:35,334 This carnation's got mildew. 587 00:50:37,734 --> 00:50:40,044 Yeah, we never got a chance to kill anyone in the army... 588 00:50:40,103 --> 00:50:43,016 so I used to kill the weeds in the garden of an evening instead. 589 00:50:43,073 --> 00:50:47,317 - Yeah, it must have been frustrating in the army. - You're not kiddin'. 590 00:50:47,377 --> 00:50:51,086 Just think. We're sittin' on enough megatons to blast a sunrise into the west... 591 00:50:51,148 --> 00:50:54,027 and no one's prepared to press the fuckin' button. 592 00:50:54,084 --> 00:50:58,590 It's a bleedin' waste. I mean, think what it all cost. I pay my taxes. 593 00:50:58,655 --> 00:51:00,657 The're probably so bored... 594 00:51:00,724 --> 00:51:03,000 - they haven't got the energy. - Yeah. 595 00:51:03,060 --> 00:51:05,165 War got so big... 596 00:51:05,228 --> 00:51:07,606 it lost all contact with people. 597 00:51:07,664 --> 00:51:13,080 Yeah, well, the reaction's set in. It's moved back onto the streets. 598 00:51:13,136 --> 00:51:15,309 Politicians helped, though. 599 00:51:15,372 --> 00:51:18,683 They demoralized everyone so much talkin' about devalued money... 600 00:51:18,742 --> 00:51:20,881 as if it was all most of us cared about. 601 00:51:20,944 --> 00:51:23,185 Their popularity died with the pound. 602 00:51:23,246 --> 00:51:27,592 It's funny how, when you try for one thing, you end up with another. 603 00:51:27,651 --> 00:51:30,188 Personally, though, I prefer the world dead. 604 00:51:30,253 --> 00:51:32,255 I mean, it's cleaner. 605 00:51:33,390 --> 00:51:35,631 My idea of a perfect garden... 606 00:51:35,692 --> 00:51:37,694 is a remembrance poppy field. 607 00:51:40,497 --> 00:51:42,238 There's a caterpillar. 608 00:51:42,299 --> 00:51:44,745 There's a fucking caterpillar in the tulips. 609 00:51:46,436 --> 00:51:48,416 Ew! 610 00:51:48,472 --> 00:51:50,474 What the hell. It's full of protein. 611 00:51:52,342 --> 00:51:56,188 Hey, come down to the bingo parlor tonight. You might win a prize.. 612 00:51:56,246 --> 00:51:58,192 - Right. - Ta-ra! 613 00:51:58,248 --> 00:52:01,320 - See you down there. Ta-ra! Ta-ra! - Ta-ra! 614 00:52:06,857 --> 00:52:08,928 Fuckin' kids. 615 00:52:12,496 --> 00:52:15,067 Little ears will be much better 616 00:52:15,132 --> 00:52:17,738 When you are a r-r-real go-getter 617 00:52:17,801 --> 00:52:21,943 Gonna take you down all the way 618 00:52:22,005 --> 00:52:24,212 Ooh ooh ooh 619 00:52:24,274 --> 00:52:26,777 Plastic surgery 620 00:52:26,843 --> 00:52:28,845 - It's so - Plastic 621 00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:33,818 Plastic surgery it's fantastic 622 00:52:33,884 --> 00:52:36,262 You better take me away, yeah 623 00:52:38,722 --> 00:52:41,430 Yeah 624 00:52:41,491 --> 00:52:43,493 Oh, yeah 625 00:52:53,670 --> 00:52:56,674 So don't go sitting in the sun 626 00:52:56,740 --> 00:52:59,653 Your new face might start to run 627 00:52:59,709 --> 00:53:03,122 Just forget your makeup scheme 628 00:53:03,180 --> 00:53:06,127 Clean your face with Mr. Sheen Ooh, I'm gonna 629 00:53:06,183 --> 00:53:09,357 Take you down to Harley Street 630 00:53:11,688 --> 00:53:14,134 Plastic surgery 631 00:53:14,191 --> 00:53:16,193 It's so plastic 632 00:53:17,260 --> 00:53:20,104 Oh, yeah Plastic surgery 633 00:53:20,163 --> 00:53:22,871 - It's fantastic - Fantastic 634 00:53:22,933 --> 00:53:26,107 I'm gonna take you down I'm gonna take you down 635 00:53:26,169 --> 00:53:29,412 Take you, take you down Oh, I'm gonna take you down 636 00:53:29,472 --> 00:53:31,474 I'm gonna take you down to 637 00:53:31,541 --> 00:53:33,782 Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh 638 00:53:33,843 --> 00:53:36,824 Oh, yeah, oh, yeah Oh, yeah, oh, yeah 639 00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:38,882 Ah, ooh, la-la-la 640 00:53:54,130 --> 00:53:56,406 You're signed up! 641 00:53:56,466 --> 00:54:00,073 Now... what are we going to call you? 642 00:54:01,271 --> 00:54:04,218 S-S-Scum! 643 00:54:07,611 --> 00:54:10,421 That's it! That's it. 644 00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:13,256 Scum. 645 00:54:13,316 --> 00:54:15,353 That's commercial. 646 00:54:16,686 --> 00:54:20,224 It's all they deserve. 647 00:54:20,290 --> 00:54:23,169 - You're great. - Uh, plastic surgery. 648 00:54:23,226 --> 00:54:26,264 Really, you're great. Now take my advice. 649 00:54:26,329 --> 00:54:29,208 Keep away from her. 650 00:54:29,266 --> 00:54:31,337 She'd sell her soul for a couple of inches. 651 00:54:31,401 --> 00:54:35,281 Look. The music industry's dead. 652 00:54:35,338 --> 00:54:38,319 You're better off on the streets. It's not worth it. 653 00:54:38,375 --> 00:54:41,879 He'll steal your voice... and sell it. 654 00:54:41,945 --> 00:54:44,755 He doesn't care if the mindless public hears your words or not. 655 00:54:44,814 --> 00:54:46,760 He just wants to package you. 656 00:54:46,816 --> 00:54:52,266 When he's through with you, you'll just be another face on another cover. Hey. 657 00:54:52,322 --> 00:54:54,666 Why don't you come along and sing to me, huh? 658 00:55:13,576 --> 00:55:15,681 And the devil came unto him... 659 00:55:16,980 --> 00:55:19,586 and took him to a very high place. 660 00:55:20,950 --> 00:55:23,487 And he showed him all the boroughs of London. 661 00:55:25,789 --> 00:55:28,531 And then the devil said... 662 00:55:28,591 --> 00:55:31,094 "I'll give you all this... 663 00:55:31,161 --> 00:55:33,266 if you'll go down on your knees." 664 00:55:35,332 --> 00:55:37,972 And he answered, knowing full well... 665 00:55:38,034 --> 00:55:40,310 it was built by the Department of the Environment... 666 00:55:40,370 --> 00:55:43,317 and was a rip-off... 667 00:55:43,373 --> 00:55:47,116 "Fuck off, Satan." 668 00:55:47,177 --> 00:55:49,179 And Satan left... 669 00:55:50,714 --> 00:55:54,457 - and an angel came... - Yeah? 670 00:55:54,517 --> 00:55:57,691 and ministered unto him. 671 00:55:57,754 --> 00:55:59,995 Oh! 672 00:56:06,329 --> 00:56:08,832 That's where Angel and I was born. 673 00:56:10,033 --> 00:56:11,979 I never lived below the 14th floor... 674 00:56:12,035 --> 00:56:14,538 till I was old enough to run away. 675 00:56:14,604 --> 00:56:17,744 Never saw the ground till I was four. 676 00:56:17,807 --> 00:56:19,980 Just locked alone with the telly all day. 677 00:56:21,578 --> 00:56:24,559 First time I saw flowers, I freaked. 678 00:56:24,614 --> 00:56:27,288 I was frightened of dandelions. 679 00:56:27,350 --> 00:56:30,160 Me old gran picked one once. I had hysterics. 680 00:56:32,322 --> 00:56:35,667 Everything in that tower block was regulated. 681 00:56:35,725 --> 00:56:38,365 Planned by the social planners... 682 00:56:38,428 --> 00:56:40,965 to the lowest common denominator. 683 00:56:41,965 --> 00:56:44,741 Sight: concrete. 684 00:56:44,801 --> 00:56:46,838 Sound: the telly. 685 00:56:46,903 --> 00:56:49,884 Touch: plastic. Taste: plastic. 686 00:56:51,274 --> 00:56:53,754 Seasons regulated by thermostat. 687 00:56:53,810 --> 00:56:56,950 Once a year, me mum and dad... 688 00:56:57,013 --> 00:57:00,017 dusted down the plastic Christmas tree... 689 00:57:00,083 --> 00:57:03,394 and exchanged pathetic presents. 690 00:57:05,121 --> 00:57:07,897 Didn't know I was dead till I was 15. 691 00:57:07,957 --> 00:57:11,666 Never experienced love or hate. 692 00:57:14,864 --> 00:57:18,243 My generation's the blank generation. 693 00:57:22,338 --> 00:57:24,682 Hmm, two. 694 00:57:27,877 --> 00:57:30,380 Home and dry. It's my lucky day. 695 00:57:30,447 --> 00:57:32,449 And you threw a double. 696 00:57:43,393 --> 00:57:46,897 Hmm. I've won a beauty contest. Second prize. 697 00:57:46,963 --> 00:57:49,466 - Oh. - You'd only win second. 698 00:57:49,532 --> 00:57:53,878 - First. - Collect �10 from each player. 699 00:57:53,937 --> 00:57:56,508 And quick. 700 00:57:59,108 --> 00:58:01,611 I'll trade Whitehall for Piccadilly. 701 00:58:01,678 --> 00:58:03,919 - Don't do it, Crabs. - Oh, shut up. 702 00:58:05,014 --> 00:58:07,016 I'll give you Piccadilly... 703 00:58:08,518 --> 00:58:12,489 �200 cash-- ahhh-- 704 00:58:12,555 --> 00:58:16,332 a deal under the table... 705 00:58:16,392 --> 00:58:20,704 - and... all of British Rail. - Ah! 706 00:58:20,763 --> 00:58:23,107 What's a nice girl like you doing trading Piccadilly? 707 00:58:23,166 --> 00:58:25,112 You'd be lost without it. 708 00:58:26,102 --> 00:58:28,878 I'm spaced. 709 00:58:28,938 --> 00:58:30,940 Let's call a halt. 710 00:58:32,442 --> 00:58:35,514 - Amyl will win in any case. - Win what? 711 00:58:35,578 --> 00:58:40,527 Anyone who can afford to build hotels on the Old Kent Road's bound to. 712 00:58:42,151 --> 00:58:44,893 I'm gonna make some tea. Anybody want any? 713 00:58:44,954 --> 00:58:46,991 - Uh-uh. - Mm-mmm. 714 00:58:47,056 --> 00:58:49,058 Go get the black book, Amyl. 715 00:58:49,125 --> 00:58:52,038 Let's plan the future. 716 00:59:10,246 --> 00:59:13,819 Good-bye, baby, and amen! 717 00:59:15,151 --> 00:59:18,564 Couples. What could be better than that? 718 00:59:18,621 --> 00:59:20,760 Singles. 719 00:59:27,363 --> 00:59:31,175 Must be something pretty in here somewhere. 720 00:59:31,234 --> 00:59:34,374 There you are. What about meeting him on a dark night? 721 00:59:35,705 --> 00:59:39,016 Fuck. There's no one left. They're all dead. 722 00:59:39,075 --> 00:59:40,577 Success! 723 00:59:47,782 --> 00:59:49,252 Who's that? 724 00:59:49,319 --> 00:59:53,131 Lounge Lizard. You think he's still alive? 725 00:59:53,189 --> 00:59:56,136 Never heard of him. 726 00:59:58,761 --> 01:00:01,970 Ew. He looks like death. 727 01:00:04,734 --> 01:00:06,941 Kiss of death. 728 01:00:11,307 --> 01:00:14,686 The world won't miss his missing... chromosome. 729 01:00:18,348 --> 01:00:21,795 You're crazy, Bod. 730 01:00:23,052 --> 01:00:25,999 I love you! 731 01:00:26,055 --> 01:00:28,262 Let's go! 732 01:00:29,359 --> 01:00:31,999 Come on, Chaos. 733 01:00:32,061 --> 01:00:34,735 Let's get Lounge Lizard. 734 01:00:47,710 --> 01:00:49,951 Go on, Crabs. 735 01:00:50,013 --> 01:00:53,119 - Whoo! - Let's go, Crabs! 736 01:01:06,195 --> 01:01:08,835 Oh, I'm on TV again? 737 01:01:08,898 --> 01:01:11,538 Oh, my big hit. This earned me millions. 738 01:01:11,601 --> 01:01:14,411 Late last night after I went to bed 739 01:01:16,706 --> 01:01:20,586 I got a demonic feeling in my head 740 01:01:20,643 --> 01:01:22,680 Yes, I did. And you know-- 741 01:01:22,745 --> 01:01:25,817 Something pulled my legs apart 742 01:01:28,084 --> 01:01:31,691 And I felt it right up to my heart 743 01:01:34,257 --> 01:01:37,067 - Paranoia - Paranoia 744 01:01:37,126 --> 01:01:39,663 - Paradise - Paradise 745 01:01:39,729 --> 01:01:44,678 It's sure gonna be the death of me 746 01:01:44,734 --> 01:01:48,045 - Ask Adam and Eve - Ask Adam and Eve 747 01:01:48,104 --> 01:01:52,314 Now, Eve didn't think that the devil was bad 748 01:01:52,375 --> 01:01:54,446 No, the naughty boy. 749 01:01:54,510 --> 01:01:57,684 But to her he was an angel that just turned bad 750 01:01:57,747 --> 01:02:00,353 No, red. Red is the word. But what about communism? 751 01:02:00,416 --> 01:02:03,488 Part of God's heaven is what the devil had 752 01:02:04,954 --> 01:02:07,525 God. God kicked the devil out 753 01:02:07,590 --> 01:02:10,730 It doesn't matter. I'm so rich. I'm filthy rich. 754 01:02:10,793 --> 01:02:13,034 - I could eat my own glasses. - Paranoia 755 01:02:13,096 --> 01:02:15,042 Ooh, that was a no-no. 756 01:02:15,098 --> 01:02:17,305 - Paradise - Paradise 757 01:02:17,366 --> 01:02:21,906 Is sure gonna be the death of me 758 01:02:21,971 --> 01:02:24,474 - Ask Adam and Eve - Ask Adam and Eve 759 01:02:25,540 --> 01:02:28,716 - Paranoia - Paranoia 760 01:02:28,778 --> 01:02:31,691 - Paradise - Paradise 761 01:02:31,748 --> 01:02:36,163 Is sure gonna be the death of me 762 01:02:36,219 --> 01:02:39,564 - Ask Adam and Eve - Ask Adam and Eve 763 01:02:39,622 --> 01:02:43,160 - Here we go. Another go. Paranoia paradise - Paranoia paradise 764 01:02:43,226 --> 01:02:46,400 - Paranoia paradise - Paranoia paradise 765 01:02:46,462 --> 01:02:49,068 - Paranoia paradise - Paranoia paradise 766 01:02:49,132 --> 01:02:51,772 - Paranoia paradise - Paranoia paradise 767 01:02:51,834 --> 01:02:53,836 Oh, yes. Uhh. 768 01:02:54,837 --> 01:02:57,750 A star shines forever. 769 01:02:57,807 --> 01:03:01,345 Stars never go out. The galaxy is full of stars. 770 01:03:01,410 --> 01:03:04,619 True stars. 771 01:03:04,680 --> 01:03:07,126 Remember the days. 772 01:03:16,225 --> 01:03:18,569 Good evening, backstage. 773 01:03:20,663 --> 01:03:23,075 This is Miss Slaughter here... 774 01:03:23,132 --> 01:03:26,773 bringing you the very latest and important world events. 775 01:03:30,173 --> 01:03:32,483 And tonight we have... 776 01:03:32,542 --> 01:03:35,489 Lounge Lizard... 777 01:03:35,545 --> 01:03:38,424 who's granted us an exclusive interview... 778 01:03:38,481 --> 01:03:42,861 from the privacy of his own home! 779 01:03:47,323 --> 01:03:49,633 First of all, Lounge... 780 01:03:49,692 --> 01:03:53,162 tell me what it's like... to be dead. 781 01:03:55,598 --> 01:03:57,771 Boring! 782 01:03:58,868 --> 01:04:00,973 I'm gonna vomit. 783 01:04:04,207 --> 01:04:06,949 I bet you're loving it! 784 01:04:07,009 --> 01:04:09,285 Oh, I love it. 785 01:04:16,886 --> 01:04:19,526 Fucking great! 786 01:04:24,327 --> 01:04:26,830 I am sorry. 787 01:04:28,598 --> 01:04:32,307 However, we do allow you to take... 788 01:04:32,368 --> 01:04:35,178 seven records with you... 789 01:04:35,238 --> 01:04:38,776 of your own choice. 790 01:05:12,742 --> 01:05:14,744 What a taste. 791 01:05:18,014 --> 01:05:21,427 What a buzz. Amyl, give us a Coke. 792 01:05:23,586 --> 01:05:25,793 Give us a Coke, Amyl. 793 01:05:47,643 --> 01:05:50,715 A great chill embraceth this place. 794 01:05:50,780 --> 01:05:53,954 Your Majesty, by our leave. 795 01:05:56,185 --> 01:05:58,324 'Tis a true marvel. 796 01:06:02,458 --> 01:06:04,836 What signifieth this corpse? 797 01:06:07,463 --> 01:06:09,500 A dark parable it is... 798 01:06:09,565 --> 01:06:11,511 to my understanding. 799 01:06:11,567 --> 01:06:15,982 Light and dark, hot or cold... 800 01:06:16,973 --> 01:06:20,443 living... or dead... 801 01:06:21,510 --> 01:06:24,980 mankind is attracted by the polarities. 802 01:06:25,047 --> 01:06:28,494 Seeing or not seeing. 803 01:06:30,119 --> 01:06:32,963 Sweet angel... 804 01:06:33,022 --> 01:06:38,472 little I thought to be thus transported from my dear England. 805 01:06:51,207 --> 01:06:54,518 Spirit Ariel... 806 01:06:54,577 --> 01:06:56,557 we would have knowledge of God. 807 01:06:57,546 --> 01:06:59,617 Please Your Majesty. 808 01:07:03,119 --> 01:07:08,000 Gaze deep into the crystal. 809 01:07:18,768 --> 01:07:20,748 We... 810 01:07:21,737 --> 01:07:23,739 Elizabeth of England... 811 01:07:25,674 --> 01:07:28,314 a feather in the wind of time... 812 01:07:29,545 --> 01:07:31,547 pray for knowledge of God... 813 01:07:33,416 --> 01:07:36,226 from the deep whirlwind of shadows... 814 01:07:37,353 --> 01:07:40,027 on the edge of the abyss. 815 01:07:41,257 --> 01:07:43,259 Where is God? 816 01:07:44,994 --> 01:07:47,770 Is God dead? 817 01:07:47,830 --> 01:07:50,242 Save your souls, ladies and gentlemen. 818 01:07:50,299 --> 01:07:52,575 The greatest live show on Earth. 819 01:07:52,635 --> 01:07:57,050 Save your soul. Welcome to the palace of heavenly delights. 820 01:08:01,010 --> 01:08:05,049 And did those feet 821 01:08:05,114 --> 01:08:10,291 In ancient time 822 01:08:10,352 --> 01:08:16,303 Walk upon England's mountains green 823 01:08:18,727 --> 01:08:25,235 And was the Holy Lamb of God 824 01:08:25,301 --> 01:08:31,650 On England's pleasant pastures seen 825 01:08:31,707 --> 01:08:38,591 And did the Countenance Divine 826 01:08:38,647 --> 01:08:43,289 Shine forth upon our clouded hills 827 01:08:43,352 --> 01:08:47,767 And was Jerusalem 828 01:08:47,823 --> 01:08:51,430 Jerusalem 829 01:08:51,494 --> 01:08:54,134 Builded here 830 01:08:54,196 --> 01:09:00,511 Among these dark satanic mills 831 01:09:17,720 --> 01:09:20,257 And here's the man who made it all possible. 832 01:09:20,322 --> 01:09:22,893 Cardinal Borgia Ginz. 833 01:09:22,958 --> 01:09:26,132 The man who picked up the 30 pieces of silver... 834 01:09:26,195 --> 01:09:29,142 and made the movie you saw on TV. 835 01:09:29,198 --> 01:09:33,044 This is your last chance, folks. So come on in. 836 01:09:33,102 --> 01:09:38,814 Borgia Ginz is giving up the theater and going into the car park business. 837 01:09:38,874 --> 01:09:41,787 Without progress... 838 01:09:41,844 --> 01:09:46,156 life would be unbearable. 839 01:09:48,083 --> 01:09:50,927 Progress has taken the place of heaven. 840 01:09:55,991 --> 01:09:58,232 It's like pornography: 841 01:09:58,294 --> 01:10:01,741 Better than the real thing. 842 01:10:03,465 --> 01:10:06,378 They prefer the shadows. 843 01:10:07,703 --> 01:10:10,877 The light's too cruel for them. 844 01:10:21,250 --> 01:10:23,628 They're all working for me... 845 01:10:23,686 --> 01:10:26,166 and they follow blindly... 846 01:10:26,222 --> 01:10:28,793 under life insurance. 847 01:14:31,532 --> 01:14:34,639 Sent me 848 01:14:38,006 --> 01:14:42,011 To give you 849 01:14:42,077 --> 01:14:44,318 A little 850 01:14:44,379 --> 01:14:50,330 Bit of sympathy 851 01:14:50,385 --> 01:14:54,629 Ooh, I'm gonna 852 01:14:54,690 --> 01:14:58,331 Hey, Mad, do you wanna hear my new chapter, "Civilization"? 853 01:14:58,393 --> 01:15:00,873 What, are you gonna serialize it? 854 01:15:00,929 --> 01:15:06,106 Hold it everybody. Another Mandrax history lesson from Amyl! 855 01:15:06,168 --> 01:15:09,809 Oh, fuck off. Here goes any case. 856 01:15:09,872 --> 01:15:14,343 "On human rights: Human beings have no rights... 857 01:15:14,409 --> 01:15:17,549 "but some dumb fuck's told them they have them. 858 01:15:17,613 --> 01:15:21,789 "First political rights-- freedom of speech and things like that. 859 01:15:21,850 --> 01:15:26,595 "And if that wasn't enough, they were told they had material rights too. 860 01:15:26,655 --> 01:15:29,226 "They forgot about the political rights soon enough... 861 01:15:29,291 --> 01:15:32,067 "but they got hooked on the material ones. 862 01:15:32,127 --> 01:15:34,903 "One desolate suburban acre and a car... 863 01:15:34,963 --> 01:15:36,909 "then a TV, fridge... 864 01:15:36,965 --> 01:15:38,911 "and another car. 865 01:15:38,967 --> 01:15:43,973 "That was by right, mind you, but the habit demanded more and more. 866 01:15:44,039 --> 01:15:48,488 "The day came when the expectations couldn't be fulfilled any longer... 867 01:15:48,544 --> 01:15:52,253 "and everyone felt cheated. 868 01:15:52,314 --> 01:15:56,194 "So here we are in the present-- fucking great-- 869 01:15:56,251 --> 01:15:59,027 "with civilization destroyed by resentment. 870 01:15:59,087 --> 01:16:04,560 "But since civilization itself was always fucking awfully boring for everyone... 871 01:16:04,626 --> 01:16:06,765 "who gives a shit? 872 01:16:06,828 --> 01:16:09,604 We can do without it." 873 01:16:15,604 --> 01:16:17,845 Plastic surgery 874 01:16:17,906 --> 01:16:20,910 It's fantastic You better take me away 875 01:16:23,679 --> 01:16:26,182 Yeah 876 01:16:26,248 --> 01:16:29,491 - Oh, yeah - Get the salt, Mad. 877 01:16:29,551 --> 01:16:31,553 All right. 878 01:16:38,727 --> 01:16:41,139 Hmm, it's a really neat job, isn't it? 879 01:16:41,196 --> 01:16:43,676 A bit permanent. 880 01:16:43,732 --> 01:16:47,680 - I can't find any salt. - Oh, it's on the shelf. 881 01:16:47,736 --> 01:16:50,842 - Is it behind the HP? - Go and show her where it is, Viv. 882 01:16:50,906 --> 01:16:53,648 - She's as blind as a bat. - They're all the same. 883 01:16:53,709 --> 01:16:57,521 Oh, that live show was fucking awful. 884 01:16:57,579 --> 01:16:59,855 - Where's that Borgia Ginz at? - Nowhere. 885 01:16:59,915 --> 01:17:02,919 - Yeah, where do they get those guys from? - Oh, they dope them. 886 01:17:02,985 --> 01:17:06,762 - Plastic surgery - I saw them in the vestry. 887 01:17:06,822 --> 01:17:10,031 - It showered Librium. - Yeah, it was a real rip-off. 888 01:17:10,092 --> 01:17:12,902 - It's for wankers. - Yeah. 889 01:17:12,961 --> 01:17:14,941 Oh, they're gonna take you down 890 01:17:14,997 --> 01:17:19,173 Gonna take you down to oooh 891 01:17:19,234 --> 01:17:23,683 Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, ah, ah, ah 892 01:17:23,739 --> 01:17:25,741 It's all fucking nostalgia. 893 01:17:25,807 --> 01:17:28,344 It's the only way they can get through the day-- 894 01:17:28,410 --> 01:17:30,583 avoiding pure action. 895 01:17:32,381 --> 01:17:34,418 It's the entertainment business, isn't it? 896 01:17:34,483 --> 01:17:36,690 Easy come, easy go. 897 01:17:36,752 --> 01:17:41,394 Yeah, well. I'm going bingo. I promised Max. 898 01:17:41,456 --> 01:17:44,835 I'm staying in. I've got better things to do. 899 01:17:44,893 --> 01:17:49,273 I'm gonna get zapped. I really like TV when I'm stoned. 900 01:17:49,331 --> 01:17:51,641 Yeah, well, I'm going bingo. 901 01:17:51,700 --> 01:17:53,907 Come on, Kid. Come on, Angel. 902 01:17:53,969 --> 01:17:56,711 - You coming, Viv? - No, I think I'll stay here. 903 01:17:56,772 --> 01:17:59,309 Come on. There's nothing here for you. 904 01:17:59,374 --> 01:18:01,911 Come and have some fun. 905 01:18:01,977 --> 01:18:03,923 - Okay. - Whoo! 906 01:18:03,979 --> 01:18:05,981 Come on. See ya! 907 01:18:06,048 --> 01:18:08,858 Ta-ra. 908 01:18:15,757 --> 01:18:17,759 Come on. 909 01:18:19,494 --> 01:18:24,409 Hello, hello, hello. Welcome to Max's Bingo Palace. It's a laugh a minute. 910 01:18:24,466 --> 01:18:26,946 Okay, now. Eyes down for the full house. 911 01:18:27,002 --> 01:18:30,176 Lots of lovely prizes tonight. 912 01:18:30,238 --> 01:18:32,445 First prize donated by General Idi Amin. 913 01:18:32,507 --> 01:18:35,010 One of the privates got a chop last week. 914 01:18:35,077 --> 01:18:39,526 We're not prejudiced here, you know. Second prize: tin of baked beans. 915 01:18:39,581 --> 01:18:42,357 Offer definitely not to be repeated. 916 01:18:44,352 --> 01:18:47,060 Okay. Let me get me balls untwisted and away we go. 917 01:18:47,122 --> 01:18:51,229 And the first one's a white. Five and six-- 56. 918 01:18:51,293 --> 01:18:54,433 And a white again. Four and nine-- 49. 919 01:18:54,496 --> 01:18:57,943 And a white. Five and four-- 54. 920 01:18:57,999 --> 01:19:00,980 And a red. On its own, number eight. 921 01:19:01,036 --> 01:19:03,778 And a red. Legs 11. 922 01:19:03,839 --> 01:19:06,615 And a white. Four and eight. 923 01:19:06,675 --> 01:19:10,088 And a green. One and nine-- 19. 924 01:19:10,145 --> 01:19:13,092 And a white. Five and nine-- 59. 925 01:19:13,148 --> 01:19:16,095 And a blue. Three and one-- 31. 926 01:19:16,151 --> 01:19:19,223 And a white. Four and four-- 44. 927 01:19:19,287 --> 01:19:22,632 God rest Jayne Mansfield. And a blue. Three and five-- 928 01:19:22,691 --> 01:19:25,103 'Ere. They got Maureen. 929 01:19:25,160 --> 01:19:28,198 I know. She had the look. 930 01:19:28,263 --> 01:19:30,209 You can tell, you know. 931 01:19:30,265 --> 01:19:32,211 Oh, ain't it a shame? 932 01:19:32,267 --> 01:19:34,304 Oh, don't be so sentimental, Joyce. 933 01:19:34,369 --> 01:19:36,440 I know, but she was so young. 934 01:19:36,505 --> 01:19:39,884 I know, but what did you expect? She never carried a gun. 935 01:19:39,941 --> 01:19:43,184 - Not even a knife. - I know. She couldn't get used to it. 936 01:19:43,245 --> 01:19:47,819 I told her last week in Sainsbury's, "At least a hatpin, Maureen." 937 01:19:47,883 --> 01:19:52,332 They threw the toaster in the bath, and she was electrocuted. 938 01:19:52,387 --> 01:19:54,094 Oh, my God! 939 01:19:54,156 --> 01:19:56,762 What do you expect with millions unemployed? 940 01:20:03,798 --> 01:20:06,371 - Nothing. - Fuck all! 941 01:20:08,904 --> 01:20:11,612 And it's white. Five and five-- 55 942 01:20:17,646 --> 01:20:19,785 And it's white. 943 01:20:21,917 --> 01:20:24,864 'Ere, I won one of them inflatables last week for Fred. 944 01:20:24,920 --> 01:20:27,196 Funny, three of us in the bed. 945 01:20:27,255 --> 01:20:29,531 You ought to give it to Ted. 946 01:20:29,591 --> 01:20:31,696 He'll be lonely without Maureen. 947 01:20:31,760 --> 01:20:33,967 - Yeah. - And it's white again. 948 01:20:34,029 --> 01:20:36,270 Oh, my God! I've won! House! 949 01:20:40,468 --> 01:20:42,414 The lovely lady in the white hat. 950 01:20:42,470 --> 01:20:46,213 Three months' supply of jubilee knickers. Red, white and blue. 951 01:20:48,109 --> 01:20:51,113 - What the 'ell do I do with them? - Well, worth a quid. 952 01:20:55,617 --> 01:20:57,619 Special Branch. 953 01:21:04,392 --> 01:21:06,872 What the hell's going on? 954 01:21:19,541 --> 01:21:23,079 - Special Branch. Nobody move. - Come on. Give us a kiss. 955 01:22:06,487 --> 01:22:07,433 You all right? 956 01:22:07,489 --> 01:22:09,491 Yeah. I'm all right. 957 01:22:26,007 --> 01:22:28,009 Yours. 958 01:22:53,835 --> 01:22:56,748 This'll put an end to your history lessons. 959 01:22:56,805 --> 01:23:01,618 - Hysterectomy touch�. - Ow. Ooh, fuckin' hell. 960 01:23:02,711 --> 01:23:05,191 Do you want any help, Amy!? 961 01:23:05,246 --> 01:23:08,625 I got through life with brains... 962 01:23:08,683 --> 01:23:11,289 and a pair of fists. 963 01:23:11,353 --> 01:23:15,733 Fists? I just have to look. 964 01:23:15,790 --> 01:23:18,293 - Okay. You're on. - Come on then. 965 01:23:18,360 --> 01:23:21,000 You rubber Medusa. 966 01:23:37,979 --> 01:23:41,324 On my right we have... 967 01:23:41,383 --> 01:23:44,557 Miss Amyl Nitrate. 968 01:23:46,921 --> 01:23:49,231 And on my left... 969 01:23:49,290 --> 01:23:51,327 Mad Medusa. 970 01:23:52,227 --> 01:23:54,503 And may the best man win. 971 01:24:02,704 --> 01:24:05,412 Oh, my fucking jaw! 972 01:24:15,383 --> 01:24:17,385 Oh! 973 01:24:24,392 --> 01:24:27,396 What are you doing in my chair? 974 01:24:30,365 --> 01:24:32,538 The bingo-- 975 01:24:34,936 --> 01:24:37,473 They just-- 976 01:24:41,443 --> 01:24:43,719 They just killed the boys. 977 01:25:35,997 --> 01:25:38,500 Like your charm, princess. 978 01:25:50,778 --> 01:25:52,780 Yes, we are. 979 01:26:13,001 --> 01:26:15,504 I need a piss. 980 01:26:55,777 --> 01:26:58,553 Here you are, Viv. A toast for Angel. 981 01:26:59,981 --> 01:27:02,291 And another one for Sphinx. 982 01:27:03,851 --> 01:27:05,853 Come on. Don't cry. 983 01:27:05,920 --> 01:27:09,390 Crying won't change anything. It's a negative reaction. 984 01:27:11,025 --> 01:27:14,165 Help me make these firebombs instead. It'll make you feel better. 985 01:27:15,496 --> 01:27:18,500 We'll show those bastards. You wait and see. 986 01:27:18,566 --> 01:27:21,809 Fuck you, Mad! Do you wanna kill us? 987 01:27:26,174 --> 01:27:29,178 Britannia Britannia rules the-- 988 01:27:29,244 --> 01:27:31,451 Oh, this'll put us in the mood. 989 01:27:31,512 --> 01:27:34,857 Burn, burn, oblivion. R.I.P. 990 01:27:34,916 --> 01:27:39,228 We'll get those bastards. We'll corner 'em. 991 01:27:39,287 --> 01:27:42,268 It's party time. Let's liberate the zoo. 992 01:28:40,882 --> 01:28:43,419 Where's the razor? Where's the razor? 993 01:28:43,484 --> 01:28:45,691 I'm gonna castrate him! 994 01:28:45,753 --> 01:28:48,632 Bastard! 995 01:28:48,690 --> 01:28:50,636 I'll kill him! 996 01:28:53,661 --> 01:28:56,005 Crawl! Crawl! 997 01:28:56,064 --> 01:28:59,045 Crawl! We'll kill you now! 998 01:28:59,100 --> 01:29:01,239 Crawl! 999 01:29:04,138 --> 01:29:06,812 Crawl! Watch him crawl! 1000 01:29:06,874 --> 01:29:09,252 Crawl! 1001 01:29:09,310 --> 01:29:12,348 Bastard! You fucking bastard! 1002 01:30:35,196 --> 01:30:40,578 Of course they've discovered the, uh-- the new chocolate substitute. 1003 01:30:50,445 --> 01:30:53,449 Sir, would you mind if put my stuff in with yours? 1004 01:30:53,514 --> 01:30:56,552 I haven't got much. You know, I'd hate to waste a machine. 1005 01:30:56,617 --> 01:30:59,598 - Just make yourself at home. - Thank you. 1006 01:31:02,856 --> 01:31:03,961 Hoopla. 1007 01:31:10,864 --> 01:31:12,470 Where'd you get the T-shirt? 1008 01:31:12,533 --> 01:31:16,640 Oh, T-shirt I pinched at, uh, Seditionaries. 1009 01:31:18,104 --> 01:31:19,150 Mmm. 1010 01:31:19,207 --> 01:31:22,279 So do you always take your clothes off in the launderette too? 1011 01:31:22,343 --> 01:31:26,120 - Mm-hmm. - Mmm. Tr�s chic. 1012 01:31:26,180 --> 01:31:28,922 Must have cost a bomb. 1013 01:31:28,983 --> 01:31:31,429 Did you get it in the King's Road? 1014 01:31:32,687 --> 01:31:36,533 Mmm. So what are you doing after the spin dry? 1015 01:31:36,591 --> 01:31:38,593 Nothing. 1016 01:31:39,827 --> 01:31:42,706 I just love a man without his uniform. 1017 01:31:47,835 --> 01:31:49,837 Mmm. 1018 01:32:16,163 --> 01:32:18,507 Mmm. 1019 01:32:22,503 --> 01:32:26,474 Mmm, sure is the special branch. 1020 01:32:37,685 --> 01:32:40,529 Let's get married. 1021 01:32:40,588 --> 01:32:42,932 Yeah. Could have kids. 1022 01:32:45,860 --> 01:32:48,739 Lots of boys like you. 1023 01:32:50,565 --> 01:32:52,806 I want to settle down. 1024 01:32:54,902 --> 01:32:57,439 I think I've fallen in love. 1025 01:32:58,505 --> 01:33:00,145 What do you do? 1026 01:33:01,876 --> 01:33:04,186 - I'm an actress. - Mm-hmm. 1027 01:33:04,245 --> 01:33:06,782 In between jobs at the moment. 1028 01:33:08,549 --> 01:33:10,529 Did you ever see Rock Follies? 1029 01:33:10,585 --> 01:33:12,531 No. 1030 01:33:31,472 --> 01:33:34,282 - Who's that? - I don't know. Shit. I'll get it. 1031 01:33:43,517 --> 01:33:46,259 No future! 1032 01:33:56,163 --> 01:33:59,406 Oh, li la. La, la. 1033 01:34:02,303 --> 01:34:04,442 The wheel turns. 1034 01:34:06,240 --> 01:34:08,413 In his hands... 1035 01:34:08,476 --> 01:34:10,820 the roses of ecstasy burn. 1036 01:34:12,380 --> 01:34:14,860 The ashes are upon his brow. 1037 01:34:16,917 --> 01:34:20,763 Waters of Leith steal upon the golden-eyed. 1038 01:34:22,323 --> 01:34:24,599 He dances into silence. 1039 01:34:29,964 --> 01:34:34,003 Oh, li la. La, la. 1040 01:34:35,703 --> 01:34:39,651 Color deserts the world. 1041 01:34:43,044 --> 01:34:45,422 I am... 1042 01:34:47,181 --> 01:34:49,752 the mirror-- 1043 01:34:49,817 --> 01:34:53,788 the fire that consumes all that is created. 1044 01:34:55,356 --> 01:34:57,927 I bring the winter of thy flowers... 1045 01:34:59,326 --> 01:35:04,776 and the frost that secretly destroys the temple. 1046 01:36:30,017 --> 01:36:32,358 Halt! Halt! Halt! 1047 01:36:34,355 --> 01:36:37,299 Blacks, homosexuals and Jews are banned in Dorset. 1048 01:36:37,358 --> 01:36:40,393 Section one. Passport. Hurry, hurry, hurry. 1049 01:36:43,564 --> 01:36:46,906 Any seditious literature, records, tapes? 1050 01:36:46,967 --> 01:36:49,308 Hey, hold it. That's my Elvis album. 1051 01:36:49,370 --> 01:36:51,314 That's on the blasphemous list too. 1052 01:36:51,372 --> 01:36:52,945 Right. On your way. 1053 01:36:53,208 --> 01:36:57,311 My God, the English Customs are deplorable. 1054 01:36:57,378 --> 01:36:59,651 It used to be just the color of your skin. 1055 01:36:59,713 --> 01:37:03,680 They have to be tough to keep the riffraff out. 1056 01:37:03,751 --> 01:37:06,956 Dorset's the only safe place to live now. 1057 01:37:07,021 --> 01:37:11,488 It's tragedy that socialism and freedom weren't compatible. 1058 01:37:14,895 --> 01:37:19,567 It's wonderful, Borgia. Is it all yours? 1059 01:37:19,633 --> 01:37:24,737 It used to belong to some aristocratic family. 1060 01:37:24,805 --> 01:37:28,044 I requisitioned it. 1061 01:37:30,110 --> 01:37:33,747 Oh, well. Carnation from Floris. 1062 01:37:33,814 --> 01:37:37,156 Not all the good things have disappeared. 1063 01:37:43,924 --> 01:37:47,527 Sieg heil. Sieg heil. 1064 01:37:52,299 --> 01:37:55,334 Borgia, darling, can I have a tank? 1065 01:37:55,402 --> 01:38:00,312 It would be just perfect for a Saturday afternoon stroll down the King's Road. 1066 01:38:00,374 --> 01:38:04,011 Of course, darling. You're my number one. 1067 01:38:04,078 --> 01:38:07,056 I'll make millions out of you. 1068 01:38:07,114 --> 01:38:10,524 This is my first trip to the country. 1069 01:38:10,584 --> 01:38:13,858 It's really exciting. I mean, all those trees... 1070 01:38:13,921 --> 01:38:15,956 and the animals! 1071 01:38:17,024 --> 01:38:19,866 I have a passion for fur. 1072 01:38:19,927 --> 01:38:25,872 They all sign up in the end, one way or another. 1073 01:38:25,933 --> 01:38:29,343 We lost Lounge Lizard... 1074 01:38:29,403 --> 01:38:32,779 and gained the Daughters of God. 1075 01:38:33,874 --> 01:38:35,909 Crabs... 1076 01:38:35,976 --> 01:38:38,147 Amyl... 1077 01:38:38,212 --> 01:38:41,019 Maddie! 1078 01:39:12,579 --> 01:39:15,023 Oh, my heart rejoiceth... 1079 01:39:15,082 --> 01:39:18,651 in the roar of the surf on the shingles. 1080 01:39:18,719 --> 01:39:22,890 Marvelous, sweet music it is to my ears. 1081 01:39:22,957 --> 01:39:26,765 Oh, what joy there is in the embrace of water and earth. 1082 01:39:26,827 --> 01:39:30,271 Yea, a great elixir is the seashore. 1083 01:39:30,331 --> 01:39:33,002 Here one can dream of-- 1084 01:39:33,067 --> 01:39:37,238 of lands far distant and the-- the earth's treasure. 1085 01:39:39,306 --> 01:39:41,477 The sea remindeth me of youth. 1086 01:39:45,079 --> 01:39:49,785 Oh, John Dee, do you remember those days? 1087 01:39:49,850 --> 01:39:51,794 The whispered secrets at Oxford... 1088 01:39:51,852 --> 01:39:54,023 like the sweet sea breeze? 1089 01:39:54,088 --> 01:39:56,293 Codes and counter-codes. 1090 01:39:56,357 --> 01:39:58,892 The secret language of flowers. 1091 01:39:58,959 --> 01:40:01,937 I assigned myself with rosemary... 1092 01:40:01,996 --> 01:40:04,440 a true alexipharmic against your enemies. 1093 01:40:04,498 --> 01:40:07,237 And I with celandine... 1094 01:40:07,301 --> 01:40:11,268 true gold of the new spring of learning. 1095 01:40:11,338 --> 01:40:15,445 You were my eyes then as now with your celestial geometry. 1096 01:40:17,344 --> 01:40:19,551 You laid a path through treachery... 1097 01:40:19,613 --> 01:40:24,562 and opened my prison so that my heart flew like a swallow. 1098 01:40:24,618 --> 01:40:26,996 Sweet Majesty... 1099 01:40:27,054 --> 01:40:30,263 to me you are the celandine now as then before... 1100 01:40:31,291 --> 01:40:34,738 balm against all melancholy. 1101 01:40:34,795 --> 01:40:36,900 Hmm. Ah... 1102 01:40:38,499 --> 01:40:40,706 but I was young then. 1103 01:40:44,171 --> 01:40:47,050 There and back. 1104 01:40:47,808 --> 01:40:50,288 There and back. 1105 01:40:51,912 --> 01:40:55,450 The waves break on the shores of England. 1106 01:40:55,516 --> 01:40:58,520 The white cliffs stand against the void. 1107 01:40:59,753 --> 01:41:02,165 We gaze seaward... 1108 01:41:02,222 --> 01:41:04,566 contemplating the night journey. 1109 01:41:06,293 --> 01:41:09,297 The sun sinks lower. 1110 01:41:09,363 --> 01:41:12,310 The moon waits to make her entrance. 1111 01:41:13,767 --> 01:41:17,544 In the south at Tilly Whim... 1112 01:41:17,604 --> 01:41:20,107 a picture of wind on the sea. 1113 01:41:22,342 --> 01:41:24,344 In the west... 1114 01:41:24,411 --> 01:41:27,255 a vision of silver dew falling into a chalice... 1115 01:41:27,314 --> 01:41:30,989 flowing on a sea of pure gold. 1116 01:41:32,519 --> 01:41:35,329 In the east... 1117 01:41:35,389 --> 01:41:37,596 a black hoarfrost-- 1118 01:41:37,658 --> 01:41:41,470 the sun eclipsed by the wings of the phoenix. 1119 01:41:43,163 --> 01:41:45,643 In the north... 1120 01:41:45,699 --> 01:41:51,149 a howling chaos into which a black rain falls without ceasing. 1121 01:41:53,073 --> 01:41:58,216 Now... is the time of departure. 1122 01:41:58,278 --> 01:42:03,284 The last streamer that ties us to what is known... parts. 1123 01:42:04,618 --> 01:42:08,566 We drift into a sea of storms. 1124 01:42:12,793 --> 01:42:16,366 And now Elizabeth and Dee go along... 1125 01:42:16,430 --> 01:42:18,967 the same great highway... 1126 01:42:19,032 --> 01:42:23,811 and the light of the air about them seemed somewhat dark... 1127 01:42:23,871 --> 01:42:27,148 like evening or twilight. 1128 01:42:27,207 --> 01:42:29,448 And as they walked... 1129 01:42:29,510 --> 01:42:32,616 the phoenix spoke... 1130 01:42:32,679 --> 01:42:35,159 and cried with a loud voice: 1131 01:42:37,351 --> 01:42:41,663 "Come away." 84215

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