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Is it paining?

Come, come on. Get up.

Take an off today.

Take the whole week off, okay.

'When bones break, everyone shows sympathy.'

'Parents, teacher, friends.'

'But when the heart breaks'

'the world remains oblivious.'

'I wasn't the only one in this situation.'

'Many hearts had been broken'

'because Ms. Sonam was now engaged.'

'The news of her wedding brought gloom'

'upon students and teachers alike.'

'Sacred Heart Public School'

'had now become Broken Heart Public School.'

Sunday, Monday, who's having a fun day!

That day, no one was having fun.

While the rest of us were sad all right

but it was Master Susu who was devastated.

Why, Ms. Sonam? Why?

You could have just punished me.

If a movie were to be made on Susu's life

a sad song would start playing at this point.

Roll number 20.

Twenty one.

Master Susu!

I'm not talking to her.

Hey, give me a ride, well check out girls.

I'm not in a mood for it. Dhruv

can you send me the photos from the play?

Yes, I will. Let's go, Susu.

Hey..

Hey. Are both of you fuckers, or what?

Weeping like girls is not going to help.

Do what real men do.

Filched this from the sports room.

I'm not in a mood for hockey.

I've traced both, Chhavi's boyfriend

and Ms. Sonam's husband.

I don't want to play with them either.

I'm not asking you to play.

Lets go and beat them up.

Are you crazy? Have you seen Shantanu?

Looks like a goon.

He has lots of contacts.

More than 200 likes on every photo.

He goes to the government college.

Moreover, he's a senior.

So what if he's a senior. We can still beat him up.

Remember, when we were in the seventh grade

and we fought with Sachin over the bus seat?

Yes, but Sachin was a junior.

I was the senior, wasn't I?

And Sachin beat me up, right?

I mean, its possible.

Dude, look.

If Chhavi finds out

my image will be ruined.

What's the use of maintaining a chocolate boy image

when its the bad boys the girls go for?

Ms. Sonam has betrayed me.

Shed keep asking, Susu

when are we meeting your parents?

She asked for the parent teacher meeting.

Is it? What about asking me repeatedly

to come to the staff room.

Asking me to pay attention to her

writing messages in my diary.

Was all that just for show?

Please make him see sense.

Congratulations, Miss.

I got to know you're engaged.

Your ring is so pretty. Thank you.

'Then, Kabir said what only a true friend could.'

Such dickheads, the both of you.

'Not this, but what he says next.'

Let's go get drunk.

'I've heard alcohol fixes everything.'

'Let's try this out, too.'

Move over. New here, are you? Get lost!

Mother!

Well be fucking floating in booze tonight.

I know, but the parents shouldn't find out.

Lets go in disguise.

I'm a fancy dress champion.

Last year, I dressed up like Lord Hanuman.

No one could make out who I was.

In order to get drunk in the incognito mode

there are three requirements.

Money, precautions

and alcohol.

So, first things first.

Mother.. Yes. I need some money.

I need to buy the question bank.

Here.

Mother, I need more.

I need to buy the Solutions, too.

You want to buy solutions too? What's left for you to do then?

I know what to do.

'The solution to all my problems lies in the same place.'

'In my mother's cupboard. Second drawer on the right.'

'Actually, the first one'

'where she keeps her jewellery pouch.'

'No one comes to know.'

Madam!

I have some savings.

Next step, YOLO.

YOLO? You only lie occasionally.

Our excuse has to be really good.

Kabir, I've run out of excuses to give.

You dickhead, can't you think up just one decent excuse?

- Goddess. - Mom.

I'll return late from tuition today.

I need to prepare for tomorrow's surprise test.

What's the surprise if you already know?

The subject, Mother.

Who knows which teacher decides to surprise us.

My baby is so hardworking.

Your teacher must be so happy with you.

Not for the teachers, I'm doing it for myself.

We need to elude our parents.

Always a step ahead.

Just like any other exam

here too, our answers should be the same.

Where are you going to study?

- Susu's place. - Susu's place.

Susu's place.. And then Kabir's place

and maybe.. Okay, bye.

That was smooth.

And now, the last step. Booze.

That's easy.

Fucker, sit properly.

We're getting drunk at 'Kamal Chayya'.

Yes..

What's up?

Try not to appear underage.

Mr. Sharma. I was at the market yesterday.

The share market.

In my opinion,

mutual funds are subject to market risk.

You should read the offer documents

carefully before investing.

Direct tax, indirect tax..

No matter how much I slog to make money

the government still manages to strip me.

Babycorn is selling for Rs.1,200 a kilo.

What will our babies eat now?

Hey you, water at table no. 2.

First time?

Which college do you all go to?

College, he asks.

I'm a regular, it's a first for them.

My friend has had a breakup.

Oh, poor you. You'd need a strong one then.

We have good variety.

Black Dog, 8 PM, Teacher's..

No Teacher's, please.

Get a Black Dog. We'll drink till 8pm.

All right.

Fuck you, I'm getting wasted tonight.

Divide 30ml by three.

Enjoy!

"I miss her.."

Tonight, boys become men. Cheers!

- Cheers! - Cheers!

Yuck! People actually drink this?

It's bitter!

What's a little bit of bitterness

after all that we've been through?

"Fought hard to step out."

"Now the head hurts bad. Broken and ready to break."

"Out to get wasted. Come along, if you will."

"Walk away right out. Don't worry, just chill."

I won't spare her.

I'll work hard.

I study hard to be an IAS officer.

And then raid her husband's office.

I've heard that Sonam is moving

to London after marriage.

America.

"Romance brews in tuition classes."

"Stubborn boys at the gate."

"Girls walk out past."

"Boy stalks, girl talks."

"Conversation over"

"for the boy tried too hard."

Something wrong?

I've only just started.

Let's order more. Hey, Brother.

Who did you call brother, motherfucker!

Sorry, your good name?

Ganpat.

Hey, Ganpat. Bring some booze.

Please?

"They enter home, the whiff. There's no hiding anyone."

"Father says stop hanging out with your smoker friends."

"I'm ready, my lungs need no break."

I wonder what was it that Chhavi found

so impressive about this fuckface.

How do guys like this find girls, man?

I bet you, this guy will cheat on Chhavi.

She told me not to cheat in exams.

And then she turns out to be a cheater herself.

What do bad boys have that we don't?

I meant, you both don't.

I've spent ten years looking for an answer

to that question. Why did Nirmala leave me

to elope with Aslam?

Ganpat, clean the tables! Right away, Aslam!

At times, I feel like slapping him.

Ms. Sonam would slap me often as a pretext

to touch my cheeks. Those were the days.

Who put thins in my hands? I'm underage.

I can't smoke.

Where did you find his address?

If I get down to it I could track down

his address, phone number even his nudes.

While you do nothing, fucker?

If Chhavi finds out she won't be

friends with me anymore. Crap!

You know why she's with him and not you?

Because you're a coward.

Motherfucker, you're shit scared.

You bloody think I'm scared, is it?

Yes, you are. Of course, you are.

That's a shitty question.

Screw friendship.

You have the address, right?

Let's go.

Whoa! What a day, man!

Brother, leave a tip, would you?

Never fall in love.

"And now they're tight."

"A few pegs down and ready for a fight."

"They're out of there shadows Out in the dark night."

"Going about town on a scooty marathon"

"the brothers ride friends for life."

"They bunk school together to make their own rap."

"The tiny kid walks past Asking what's up?"

"All good, say the boys We cross all barriers."

"Destroying careers."

"The boy from New Delhi is hot on the market."

"His craze rises."

"The boy from New Delhi is hot on the market."

"His craze rises."

Why aren't we using the lift?

Have you never had a fight before?

There are close circuit cameras in the lift.

Come on, Susu. Ring the doorbell.

What if his parents are home?

They might protect him while we are at it.

We won't be able to beat him up properly.

Let's take him downstairs and pummel him.

Here, call him.

Your voice is more formidable.

Thanks, now call him.

What if.. My threats really scare him

and he refuses to come down?

How would we beat him up?

Motherfucker, eight floors!

That too, twice!

I'm exhausted.

It was a good warm up.

Ready? Susu, ring the doorbell.

Motherfucker, where are you going?

Oh, sorry.

I'm used to running away after ringing doorbells.

Don't be scared. He might be a goon

but right now, he's outnumbered three to one.

Let's show him who the bad boys really are.

Come out! Come out!

Open up..

Shantanu.

Are you back with the wheelchair?

Yes, Uncle.

Sorry, I'm late.

Actually, I found two hungry puppies on the way.

I got late feeding them milk, bread with peanut butter.

A little help, please.

Sure. Take it easy.

Careful.

If I don't help those in need, who else will?

You're a gem of a boy, my son.

How will we beat him?

Let the old man leave and then beat him up.

Are you all waiting to see me?

We're from Central School.. Oh, juniors? We..

We need to speak to you about the reunion.

Let's go downstairs. Why downstairs? Come on in.

My tuition class is about to start.

The tuition class can wait.

This is really important.

Ask your teacher to come later.

I'll speak to him. Oh, no. You're mistaken.

Actually, I am the teacher.

The moral of Shravan Kumar's story is that

we should strive to make our parents proud.

But some children go astray.

They take to stealing, drinking

lying to their parents.

They don't even eat peanut butter.

He appears to be a good person.

Looks different in his photos.

He's a just pussy.

All these are tactics to look cool.

All hollow inside.

I understand such people very well.

I'm alone good enough for him.

What are we waiting for?

Why haven't we beaten him up yet?

There's an important lesson going on.

And then, he's served us so much food.

Pass me some of that, will you?

So, you must channel your energies

in one direction. Only then will you be..

What will you be? What is it?

He's started his moral lecture. Now is a good time.

Once we're done with him

we'll go beat up Ms. Sonam's husband too.

Let's go.

An accomplished individual

just like these boys. They're my juniors.

They attend school in the morning

and play a sport in the evening. Hockey.

Applause.

- Teacher. - Yes, Iccha?

I've played sports too.

When my mother asked me to sweep the floor

I'd shut my eyes and imagine that

I'm holding a hockey stick.

I'd clean the entire road.

But now, I'm engaged.

I wish I could hold a real hockey stick.

Everybody, say peanut butter! Peanut butter!

Come on, let's beat up Pakeya!

Let's go! Let's go!

Come back tomorrow at the same time.

Such adorable kids they are.

What were you saying?

Are we making a huddle?

Hey, Robinhood. Trying to be a hero, are we?

Enough talking, Kabir. Just hit him.

Stand straight now.

We are standing straight.

Kabir, are you okay?

- Kabir. - Kabir.

Take it easy.

You can throw up more if you need to.

I'll clean up.

Here's some lemonade.

Thanks, brother. I'm never drinking again.

Good boy.

Just a minute.

Why did you both grab me out there?

Well, they were drunk.

That's why I don't support drinking.

Drinking ruins the liver.

You won't even be able to donate it.

Now tell me who's idea was this?

It was Susu. He took us there.

Actually, he's broken up recently. So..

Yes, we've been dating since the fourth standard.

It's all right, Susu.

I was just two years short of 18.

She could have waited.

Love has turned me into an alcoholic.

I understand, Susu. People make mistakes.

When I had a break up

I didn't water the plants for four days.

I hope they forgive me.

You've broken up too?

Yes, a few days back.

The girl would have to be a fool

to break up with you.

Come on, I'll help you patch up. Wait.

I told you, girls only like bad boys.

- Bitch. - Hey, show respect.

She is your sister-in-law.

I mean, she was.

I suggest you never speak to her again.

Who's the girl who broke up with you?

You're such a nice person. Why would..

Actually, it's my mother. I'll be right back.

- Hello! - Hello.

- Hello. - Hi, Dhruv.

- It's me, Chhavi. - Hi.

- Hi. - Hi.

What are you doing?

Nothing, I was just.. Hey, how're you?

It must not have been your fault.

I'm sure she cheated on you.

Oh, no. It was a mutual decision.

As such, it wasn't serious

and she didn't like peanut butter either.

Anyway, long distance relationships

usually don't last.

So, how're you? You're fine. So, you were supposed to

send me those pictures. Oh, yes.

The pictures, I saw them.

They're really nice.

I mean, I saw them just once.

I'll send them to you after editing.

Not like you need editing.

Just for Kabir and Susu..

You're a stud. You'll find a girl easily

- wherever you go. - Thanks.

But I'm not leaving my kids to go anywhere.

- Then who's leaving? - Chhavi.

She's going to Kota for two years

to prepare for an entrance exam.

Actually, that's the reason we broke up.

But I've forgiven her. No hard feelings.

"The distance between two lovers"

"knows their habits well."

"The age is such"

"that makes craziness fair."

"Meet me in the valley."

"Far away fom human chaos."

"If asked, reply with a smile"

"and a lie on your lips."

"and a lie on your lips."

Then what happened to your love story?

Please tell me, Brother Susu.

What else could happen? The next day.

Ms. Aishwarya joined school!