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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,911 --> 00:00:13,544 Previously, on "Happy!"... 2 00:00:13,547 --> 00:00:15,634 It's Hailey's birthday! 3 00:00:15,637 --> 00:00:19,029 ALL: ♪ Happy birthday to... ♪ 4 00:00:19,032 --> 00:00:21,206 [SHRIEKS] 5 00:00:21,208 --> 00:00:23,339 - Hailey! - Happy birthday. 6 00:00:23,341 --> 00:00:26,037 - How did you know? - That's what friends are for. 7 00:00:26,039 --> 00:00:28,213 You want me to kill you? 8 00:00:28,215 --> 00:00:30,563 It's not me, Pink. It's someone else. 9 00:00:30,565 --> 00:00:31,906 Orcus. 10 00:00:31,909 --> 00:00:33,392 Hey, hot stuff. 11 00:00:33,394 --> 00:00:35,480 - You're cheating on me. - [TOY THUNKS] 12 00:00:35,483 --> 00:00:38,267 - Come on! - [SCREAMS] 13 00:00:38,269 --> 00:00:39,367 [AIR HISSES] 14 00:00:39,370 --> 00:00:42,313 - You forgot my birthday, Mom! - Something I can't remember, 15 00:00:42,316 --> 00:00:45,274 something I can't understand. 16 00:00:45,276 --> 00:00:46,579 I know what I have to do now. 17 00:00:46,581 --> 00:00:48,581 I'm here to see Sonny Shine. 18 00:00:48,583 --> 00:00:50,105 He's got blackmail on everyone. 19 00:00:50,107 --> 00:00:51,323 It's on videotape. 20 00:00:51,325 --> 00:00:53,064 The real stuff's gotta be at Shine Tower, 21 00:00:53,066 --> 00:00:55,197 so that is where we're gonna go. 22 00:00:55,199 --> 00:00:57,503 I run the third-largest network in the nation. 23 00:00:57,505 --> 00:00:59,593 [SCREAMING] 24 00:00:59,596 --> 00:01:00,768 [GASPS] 25 00:01:00,771 --> 00:01:03,843 This is my stage, Sonny! [GRUNTS] 26 00:01:03,846 --> 00:01:06,250 [MICROPHONE FEEDBACK] 27 00:01:06,253 --> 00:01:08,210 [BONES CRUNCHING] 28 00:01:08,212 --> 00:01:09,914 - I killed it. - [SHRIEKS] 29 00:01:09,917 --> 00:01:11,920 Whatever it was that came out of that thing, 30 00:01:11,923 --> 00:01:13,880 I put it in a jelly jar. I stuck it in the fridge. 31 00:01:13,882 --> 00:01:15,521 [GASPS, GROANING] 32 00:01:15,523 --> 00:01:17,523 - Holy shit. - Nick, where are you? 33 00:01:17,525 --> 00:01:18,655 Some dad. 34 00:01:18,657 --> 00:01:20,414 He forgot his daughter's birthday. 35 00:01:20,417 --> 00:01:22,311 And I'm, uh, going right there and I'm gonna 36 00:01:22,313 --> 00:01:23,660 get her the stuffed, uh... What do you call it? 37 00:01:23,662 --> 00:01:25,096 The Wishees. 38 00:01:25,098 --> 00:01:27,448 [SOBBING] 39 00:01:28,839 --> 00:01:33,792 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 40 00:01:33,795 --> 00:01:36,596 [JAUNTY MUSIC] 41 00:01:36,599 --> 00:01:43,649 ♪ 42 00:01:51,995 --> 00:01:54,996 [EERIE MUSIC] 43 00:01:54,998 --> 00:02:02,005 ♪ 44 00:02:05,443 --> 00:02:07,008 [HOLLERING] 45 00:02:07,010 --> 00:02:08,444 [HEAVY METAL MUSIC] 46 00:02:08,446 --> 00:02:09,793 [SUITS SQUEAK] 47 00:02:09,795 --> 00:02:14,102 ♪ 48 00:02:14,104 --> 00:02:16,104 [MUSIC STOPS] 49 00:02:16,106 --> 00:02:19,498 - [OVERLAPPING CHATTER] - [PHONES RINGING] 50 00:02:19,500 --> 00:02:22,501 [MAN SINGING AND SCREAMING INDISTINCTLY] 51 00:02:22,503 --> 00:02:26,114 ♪ 52 00:02:26,116 --> 00:02:30,187 [GRUNTING] 53 00:02:30,190 --> 00:02:31,728 [SIGHS] Fuck. 54 00:02:31,730 --> 00:02:33,512 - [GUNSHOT] - My ass! 55 00:02:33,514 --> 00:02:34,861 Sax? 56 00:02:34,863 --> 00:02:36,762 MALE NARRATOR: Two Sockatoos, one bullet... 57 00:02:36,765 --> 00:02:39,214 The timeframe: 5.6 seconds. 58 00:02:39,216 --> 00:02:41,520 The bullet leaves Merry McCarthy's Glock 25 59 00:02:41,522 --> 00:02:45,089 at 1:34 p.m. at a velocity of 1,200 feet per second. 60 00:02:45,091 --> 00:02:46,786 It penetrates the Wishee costume, 61 00:02:46,788 --> 00:02:48,015 then makes a sharp, 62 00:02:48,018 --> 00:02:50,181 nigh impossible change of direction, 63 00:02:50,183 --> 00:02:52,792 continuing at an angle of 27 diagonal degrees 64 00:02:52,794 --> 00:02:54,490 through Sax's grassy knoll, 65 00:02:54,492 --> 00:02:56,840 barely grazing his two pimpled flesh mounds. 66 00:02:56,842 --> 00:03:00,713 Defying all laws of gravity, probability, and decency, 67 00:03:00,715 --> 00:03:02,762 the bullet then bursts free of the dark canyon, 68 00:03:02,765 --> 00:03:05,153 narrowly avoiding the all-too-tempting target 69 00:03:05,155 --> 00:03:06,719 of Sax's sweet... 70 00:03:06,721 --> 00:03:08,069 [DING] 71 00:03:08,071 --> 00:03:09,505 That's some bullet. 72 00:03:09,507 --> 00:03:11,811 [FUNKY MUSIC] 73 00:03:11,813 --> 00:03:13,934 How the hell did you get this thing out of there? 74 00:03:13,937 --> 00:03:15,859 Like shoving a cat in a mason jar, Mer. 75 00:03:15,861 --> 00:03:19,210 [BOTH GRUNTING, PANTING] 76 00:03:19,212 --> 00:03:21,386 I don't know. 77 00:03:21,388 --> 00:03:23,214 Dipshit Dan just might be on to something. 78 00:03:23,216 --> 00:03:25,521 Maybe this thing is from another planet. 79 00:03:25,523 --> 00:03:27,479 Doug's dead. Sonny killed him. 80 00:03:27,481 --> 00:03:30,743 Yeah, Doug, right, not Dan. 81 00:03:30,745 --> 00:03:32,789 Sorry. 82 00:03:32,791 --> 00:03:35,574 [BOTH GRUNTING] 83 00:03:35,576 --> 00:03:38,229 What the hell were you doing at Shine Tower anyway? 84 00:03:38,231 --> 00:03:39,799 Yeah, the million-dollar question, Mer. 85 00:03:39,802 --> 00:03:41,102 I got no idea. 86 00:03:41,104 --> 00:03:43,626 Last thing I remember... [GRUNTS] 87 00:03:43,628 --> 00:03:45,758 I was in your kitchen eating a PB&J. 88 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:48,370 Oh, that wasn't "J." You ate its blood. 89 00:03:48,372 --> 00:03:50,589 ♪ 90 00:03:50,591 --> 00:03:52,113 I know what you're thinking. 91 00:03:52,115 --> 00:03:53,766 No, you don't. 92 00:03:53,768 --> 00:03:54,854 - Go on. - What? 93 00:03:54,856 --> 00:03:55,986 - Say it. - No. 94 00:03:55,988 --> 00:03:57,770 The blood brought you back to its host. 95 00:03:57,772 --> 00:03:59,381 I think you know how full-batshit you sound. 96 00:03:59,383 --> 00:04:01,470 Sure do, and yet... 97 00:04:01,472 --> 00:04:04,777 And yet... 98 00:04:04,779 --> 00:04:06,153 - Oh, hey. - What? 99 00:04:06,156 --> 00:04:08,477 - Found another tape. - Oh, no more sex tape shit. 100 00:04:08,479 --> 00:04:10,914 - It's Kap Gostynski. - Mm. 101 00:04:10,916 --> 00:04:12,437 He's the head of the network, Sax. 102 00:04:12,439 --> 00:04:13,699 Exactly, who gives a shit? 103 00:04:13,701 --> 00:04:14,874 Don't you know what that means? 104 00:04:14,876 --> 00:04:16,702 We're gonna hit Sonny where he's soft. 105 00:04:16,704 --> 00:04:17,877 No, we're not. 106 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:19,928 What we are gonna do is cut this thing open 107 00:04:19,931 --> 00:04:21,091 and see what's inside him. 108 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:22,487 Now use your legs, not your back, 109 00:04:22,490 --> 00:04:24,144 count of three. 110 00:04:24,147 --> 00:04:25,755 One, two... 111 00:04:25,757 --> 00:04:28,758 [WISHEE SPLATS] 112 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:31,282 Did you use your legs? 113 00:04:31,284 --> 00:04:37,680 ♪ 114 00:04:37,682 --> 00:04:41,336 - One, two, three. - [BOTH GRUNT] 115 00:04:41,338 --> 00:04:43,729 [BOTH PANTING] 116 00:04:43,731 --> 00:04:46,297 Seriously, what the fuck is it? 117 00:04:46,299 --> 00:04:47,820 Well, according to Dayglo Doug, 118 00:04:47,822 --> 00:04:49,213 sometime in the Etruscan Age... 119 00:04:49,215 --> 00:04:51,563 - That's not funny. - Well, look, Mer, 120 00:04:51,565 --> 00:04:53,304 I know this may be hard to believe, but I, too, 121 00:04:53,306 --> 00:04:55,785 have had occasion to question my sanity as of late. 122 00:04:55,787 --> 00:04:56,960 Oh, I believe it. 123 00:04:56,962 --> 00:04:58,309 Well, you know, alls I'm saying is that 124 00:04:58,311 --> 00:04:59,919 your best bet is just roll with it. 125 00:04:59,921 --> 00:05:03,445 You know, don't overthink it. 126 00:05:03,447 --> 00:05:07,318 Thinking, actually, is bad. 127 00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:08,711 Let go of me! 128 00:05:08,713 --> 00:05:12,715 I want to see Sonny Shine! 129 00:05:12,717 --> 00:05:14,673 Tell him it's Amanda Hansen! 130 00:05:14,675 --> 00:05:17,241 You have no right to keep me in here. 131 00:05:17,243 --> 00:05:18,764 [PANTING] 132 00:05:18,766 --> 00:05:20,766 [SIGHS] 133 00:05:20,768 --> 00:05:23,813 [FOREBODING MUSIC] 134 00:05:23,815 --> 00:05:25,442 [APPROACHING FOOTSTEPS] 135 00:05:25,445 --> 00:05:27,598 Miss Hansen. 136 00:05:27,601 --> 00:05:29,601 You're back. I want answers, Shine. 137 00:05:29,603 --> 00:05:31,603 You want answers. 138 00:05:31,605 --> 00:05:35,005 I want answers! 139 00:05:35,008 --> 00:05:36,268 [DEEP BREATH] 140 00:05:36,271 --> 00:05:38,968 Someone stole something from my building. 141 00:05:38,971 --> 00:05:41,917 Two not-as-yet-but-soon-to-be identified individuals 142 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:45,530 broke in and made off with something very, 143 00:05:45,532 --> 00:05:47,793 very precious to me. 144 00:05:47,795 --> 00:05:51,667 The violation of it all, Miss Hansen... 145 00:05:51,669 --> 00:05:53,495 ♪ 146 00:05:53,497 --> 00:05:55,802 The violation... 147 00:05:55,805 --> 00:05:58,025 But I'm sure you wouldn't know anything about that. 148 00:05:58,028 --> 00:06:01,546 [SNIFFS] I'm sure your being here 149 00:06:01,548 --> 00:06:03,896 is a complete coincidence. 150 00:06:03,898 --> 00:06:05,724 You're covered in blood. 151 00:06:05,726 --> 00:06:08,423 I met up with an old friend. Things got crazy. 152 00:06:08,425 --> 00:06:10,468 I don't have time for this. 153 00:06:10,470 --> 00:06:12,340 I have a show to prepare for. 154 00:06:12,342 --> 00:06:13,993 I'll keep this simple. Why are you here? 155 00:06:13,995 --> 00:06:16,387 That night... 156 00:06:16,389 --> 00:06:19,782 That night in your tower, 157 00:06:19,784 --> 00:06:22,567 something happened to me. 158 00:06:22,569 --> 00:06:26,267 Now you are gonna tell me what you did to me or... 159 00:06:26,269 --> 00:06:28,704 [WHISTLES] 160 00:06:28,706 --> 00:06:31,924 - [SCREAMS] - [PANTING] 161 00:06:31,926 --> 00:06:34,666 [WHIMPERING] 162 00:06:34,668 --> 00:06:37,715 [PANTING] 163 00:06:42,285 --> 00:06:44,502 Shh. 164 00:06:44,504 --> 00:06:46,417 [WISHEE CHIRPING, BURBLING] 165 00:06:46,419 --> 00:06:48,680 - Yes? - [WISHEES CHIRPING, BURBLING] 166 00:06:48,682 --> 00:06:50,771 Yes, yes. 167 00:06:52,643 --> 00:06:54,991 No, no. 168 00:06:54,993 --> 00:06:57,994 [LAUGHS] Color me gobsmacked. 169 00:06:57,996 --> 00:07:00,562 ♪ 170 00:07:00,564 --> 00:07:04,696 You are special. 171 00:07:04,698 --> 00:07:07,786 I know what's missing in your life. 172 00:07:07,788 --> 00:07:09,614 And shame on them for being such 173 00:07:09,616 --> 00:07:12,661 super secret keepers! 174 00:07:12,663 --> 00:07:15,881 Miss Hansen, you're with child. 175 00:07:15,883 --> 00:07:18,797 ♪ 176 00:07:18,799 --> 00:07:21,017 What? 177 00:07:21,019 --> 00:07:23,411 Listen, sister, I'm with you. 178 00:07:23,413 --> 00:07:26,065 I... my hard drive's whirling away. 179 00:07:26,067 --> 00:07:27,893 [HEAVY BREATHING] 180 00:07:27,895 --> 00:07:30,809 Oh, you're a woman, 181 00:07:30,811 --> 00:07:34,422 and you've got a lot of nonsensical emotions, 182 00:07:34,424 --> 00:07:36,902 um, brewing up in you right now. 183 00:07:36,904 --> 00:07:38,774 [SCREAMS] Let go of me! 184 00:07:38,776 --> 00:07:40,906 I know what you need. 185 00:07:40,908 --> 00:07:42,647 ♪ 186 00:07:42,649 --> 00:07:45,650 [DARK MUSIC] 187 00:07:45,652 --> 00:07:47,826 ♪ 188 00:07:47,828 --> 00:07:50,960 This will fill that void you're feeling inside. 189 00:07:50,962 --> 00:07:53,963 [EERIE MUSIC] 190 00:07:53,965 --> 00:07:55,356 ♪ 191 00:07:55,358 --> 00:07:57,009 Come back when you need more. 192 00:07:57,011 --> 00:08:00,056 [WHIMPERING] 193 00:08:00,058 --> 00:08:03,059 [ROMANTIC MUSIC] 194 00:08:03,061 --> 00:08:10,111 ♪ 195 00:08:13,506 --> 00:08:16,196 You sure can do some cool stuff with your tongue. 196 00:08:16,199 --> 00:08:17,415 Friend showed me, 197 00:08:17,418 --> 00:08:19,162 and you don't know the half of it. 198 00:08:19,164 --> 00:08:21,686 My friend Hailey showed me how to do this... 199 00:08:21,688 --> 00:08:23,819 ♪ 200 00:08:23,821 --> 00:08:25,647 Oh, wow. 201 00:08:25,649 --> 00:08:27,518 We used to do everything together... 202 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:30,869 The carousel, flying kites by the pier. 203 00:08:30,871 --> 00:08:32,697 Uh-huh. 204 00:08:32,699 --> 00:08:35,396 Last year on her birthday, we made paper lanterns 205 00:08:35,398 --> 00:08:37,180 with, like, all the colors. 206 00:08:37,182 --> 00:08:38,615 She was so happy. 207 00:08:38,618 --> 00:08:41,402 But this year I forgot her birthday. 208 00:08:41,404 --> 00:08:44,482 That look on her face, she... She's just changed so much. 209 00:08:44,485 --> 00:08:45,884 For shit's sake! 210 00:08:45,886 --> 00:08:47,756 Hailey, Hailey, Hailey! 211 00:08:47,758 --> 00:08:50,019 Is that all you can talk about? 212 00:08:50,021 --> 00:08:52,543 - Uh, what? - She's not thinking about you. 213 00:08:52,545 --> 00:08:54,415 Why are you thinking about her? 214 00:08:54,417 --> 00:08:56,939 "Friends." Ha, what a scam. 215 00:08:56,941 --> 00:09:00,334 We exist for them, and then they just forget. 216 00:09:00,337 --> 00:09:03,206 What kind of a friend is that? 217 00:09:03,208 --> 00:09:06,601 Hmm, c'est la vie, am I right? 218 00:09:06,603 --> 00:09:08,559 I think so? 219 00:09:08,561 --> 00:09:10,431 Let's get out of here, 220 00:09:10,433 --> 00:09:12,433 do something crazy. 221 00:09:12,435 --> 00:09:15,871 Isn't this crazy? 222 00:09:15,873 --> 00:09:19,701 Sure, but I'm talking about... 223 00:09:19,703 --> 00:09:22,747 [LAUGHS] That's what she said. 224 00:09:22,749 --> 00:09:24,767 [DEVIOUS MUSIC] 225 00:09:24,770 --> 00:09:26,030 So where do you want to start? 226 00:09:26,033 --> 00:09:28,752 Give me an asshole, a mouth, or something. 227 00:09:28,755 --> 00:09:30,842 Get my bearings. 228 00:09:30,844 --> 00:09:34,759 - [CLICKS TONGUE] - Try the middle? 229 00:09:34,761 --> 00:09:37,764 [SAW WHIRRING] 230 00:09:38,896 --> 00:09:41,462 - [FLESH SQUELCHING] - [WISHEE SCREECHES] 231 00:09:41,464 --> 00:09:43,115 [GRUNTS] 232 00:09:43,117 --> 00:09:46,118 [WISHEE SCREECHING] 233 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:49,165 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 234 00:09:49,167 --> 00:09:52,603 ♪ 235 00:09:52,605 --> 00:09:53,778 Third weirdest thing I've seen all day. 236 00:09:53,780 --> 00:09:54,997 Did you see where it went? 237 00:09:54,999 --> 00:09:56,738 That truck hit me, all I saw was stars 238 00:09:56,740 --> 00:09:58,087 and little birds spinning around. 239 00:09:58,089 --> 00:09:59,610 Tweet, tweet. Tweet, tweet. 240 00:09:59,612 --> 00:10:01,612 Le Dic, what the fuck are you doing here? 241 00:10:01,614 --> 00:10:03,179 I'm doing you one, big, hard solid... 242 00:10:03,181 --> 00:10:05,094 Though I don't know why I should. 243 00:10:05,096 --> 00:10:07,226 - Someone wants you dead. - Oh, shocker. 244 00:10:07,228 --> 00:10:08,793 Who is it this time? 245 00:10:08,795 --> 00:10:10,829 The Bug. 246 00:10:10,832 --> 00:10:12,179 What'd he say? 247 00:10:12,182 --> 00:10:14,485 He tempted me with all my vices rolled into one. 248 00:10:14,497 --> 00:10:17,802 - Ladies, liquor, and luck. - [WOMEN MOAN] 249 00:10:17,804 --> 00:10:19,674 He baited that hook 250 00:10:19,676 --> 00:10:21,893 with the finest Cajun country pie 251 00:10:21,895 --> 00:10:24,156 you've ever almost tasted... 252 00:10:24,158 --> 00:10:25,595 By pie, I mean pussy. 253 00:10:25,598 --> 00:10:26,641 Yep. 254 00:10:26,644 --> 00:10:28,203 This Bug gets me all drugged up, 255 00:10:28,206 --> 00:10:29,988 says he's looking for a taxi driver. 256 00:10:29,990 --> 00:10:31,642 Someone's been getting up in his business, 257 00:10:31,644 --> 00:10:33,818 robbed his house, busted up one of his operations, 258 00:10:33,820 --> 00:10:34,915 and he wants a name, 259 00:10:34,918 --> 00:10:36,212 and he just knows I can give it to him. 260 00:10:36,214 --> 00:10:37,462 So I play it cool, right? 261 00:10:37,465 --> 00:10:40,258 But he looks at you with those big, round bug eyes... 262 00:10:40,261 --> 00:10:42,567 Shiny like an oil slick, and I'm smart. 263 00:10:42,570 --> 00:10:44,785 I say, "I tell you a name, I'm as good as dead. 264 00:10:44,788 --> 00:10:46,091 So I'll do one better, 265 00:10:46,093 --> 00:10:47,615 and I'll bring him straight to you." 266 00:10:47,617 --> 00:10:48,833 I'm touched, Le Dic, really. 267 00:10:48,835 --> 00:10:49,965 I ain't criss-crossing you, Sax. 268 00:10:49,967 --> 00:10:51,836 - That is why I'm here. - Yeah, right. 269 00:10:51,838 --> 00:10:53,577 - Honor amongst scumbags? - Exactly. 270 00:10:53,579 --> 00:10:56,058 This Bug... he ain't one of us. 271 00:10:56,060 --> 00:10:58,317 To tell you the truth, well, this ain't the first time 272 00:10:58,320 --> 00:11:00,845 that I seen him. 273 00:11:00,847 --> 00:11:03,152 I used to be into some weird sexual shit. 274 00:11:03,154 --> 00:11:05,546 I ain't too proud to admit it... 275 00:11:05,548 --> 00:11:08,679 Role-play, getting beat up, whipped, 276 00:11:08,681 --> 00:11:10,855 wolf bag, scatty pants... 277 00:11:10,857 --> 00:11:12,553 Jesus Christ. Get to the point. 278 00:11:12,555 --> 00:11:14,076 I moved through dark circles... 279 00:11:14,078 --> 00:11:15,991 Nasty, pervy... 280 00:11:15,993 --> 00:11:20,778 Till one night, I end up at this high-roller's orgy, 281 00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:23,172 latex lovers dressed like animals. 282 00:11:23,174 --> 00:11:25,613 I don't remember what happened, but I remember that Bug. 283 00:11:25,616 --> 00:11:27,916 And he was right there in the middle of all of it. 284 00:11:27,918 --> 00:11:31,876 Whatever happened there, well... 285 00:11:31,878 --> 00:11:35,010 it made me do caca in my Hanes. 286 00:11:35,012 --> 00:11:36,707 I never wanted to go back there after that. 287 00:11:36,709 --> 00:11:38,593 - And yet... - Six, seven times tops. 288 00:11:38,596 --> 00:11:40,058 Okay, where was this orgy? 289 00:11:40,060 --> 00:11:42,104 That's the crazy part. 290 00:11:42,106 --> 00:11:43,714 Shine Tower, 291 00:11:43,716 --> 00:11:47,065 you know, that kiddy clown on TV. 292 00:11:47,067 --> 00:11:48,980 Yeah, well... 293 00:11:48,982 --> 00:11:51,200 roll this up and smoke it, Sax. 294 00:11:51,202 --> 00:11:53,289 A little bird told me another one 295 00:11:53,291 --> 00:11:54,899 of those nasty parties is going off, 296 00:11:54,901 --> 00:11:56,379 and I mean tonight. 297 00:11:56,381 --> 00:11:57,772 [PHONE RINGING] 298 00:11:57,774 --> 00:12:00,775 Look, we need... oh. 299 00:12:00,777 --> 00:12:03,212 - [STAMMERS] - Uh, hey. 300 00:12:03,214 --> 00:12:05,823 Nick, I'm gonna need you to take Hailey today. 301 00:12:05,825 --> 00:12:09,087 - Uh, now's not a good time... - Don't you dare. 302 00:12:09,089 --> 00:12:11,916 Don't you dare finish that sentence, Nicholas. 303 00:12:11,918 --> 00:12:14,074 Don't you dare! 304 00:12:14,077 --> 00:12:16,181 [PHONE LINE BEEPING] 305 00:12:16,183 --> 00:12:19,707 [SHOES SQUEAKING] 306 00:12:19,709 --> 00:12:21,752 Uh, yeah, I gotta take care of something. 307 00:12:21,754 --> 00:12:22,753 Really? Now? 308 00:12:22,755 --> 00:12:25,060 You, I want in to Pervapalooza. 309 00:12:25,062 --> 00:12:26,975 Can do. 310 00:12:26,977 --> 00:12:30,805 But you're gonna need a costume. 311 00:12:30,807 --> 00:12:33,634 Warden. 312 00:12:33,636 --> 00:12:35,157 [SCOFFS] 313 00:12:35,159 --> 00:12:37,942 Goddamn Wolfpack. 314 00:12:37,944 --> 00:12:39,944 You can stand. 315 00:12:39,946 --> 00:12:43,121 Won't be long. 316 00:12:43,123 --> 00:12:44,732 Not a hockey fan? 317 00:12:44,734 --> 00:12:47,038 Calcio Storico. 318 00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:48,344 600 years old. 319 00:12:48,346 --> 00:12:50,694 They still play it once a year. 320 00:12:50,696 --> 00:12:53,349 Piazza Santa Croce. 321 00:12:53,351 --> 00:12:55,220 That's in Florence. 322 00:12:55,222 --> 00:12:57,832 Florence, Italy. 323 00:12:57,834 --> 00:13:01,052 Now, if you were to turn up with your stick, 324 00:13:01,054 --> 00:13:04,142 and your pads, and your helmet... 325 00:13:04,144 --> 00:13:06,101 they'd shove them all up your ass 326 00:13:06,103 --> 00:13:09,060 and you'd buy them a pint afterwards. 327 00:13:09,062 --> 00:13:12,277 Makes your hockey seem rather like foxy boxing, 328 00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:15,023 which I do happen to hold in high regard... 329 00:13:15,025 --> 00:13:17,155 Foxy boxing, that is, 330 00:13:17,157 --> 00:13:18,374 not hockey. 331 00:13:18,376 --> 00:13:23,205 Let's talk about, uh, this whole... 332 00:13:23,207 --> 00:13:26,687 Kumbaya thing you got going on. 333 00:13:26,689 --> 00:13:27,775 "Kumbaya"? 334 00:13:27,777 --> 00:13:29,864 I see what's going on out there... 335 00:13:29,866 --> 00:13:33,694 Aryan Brotherhood, Black Gangster Disciples, 336 00:13:33,696 --> 00:13:37,785 and Nuestra Familia all getting along together 337 00:13:37,787 --> 00:13:39,700 like a Waldorf salad. 338 00:13:39,702 --> 00:13:41,266 There hasn't been a violent incident 339 00:13:41,268 --> 00:13:44,226 or a disciplinary infraction 340 00:13:44,228 --> 00:13:47,838 of any kind in over 72 hours. 341 00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:50,841 - That's lovely. - That's not lovely. 342 00:13:50,843 --> 00:13:54,279 That's fucking unacceptable, 343 00:13:54,281 --> 00:13:57,718 because if the gangs aren't fighting each other, 344 00:13:57,720 --> 00:14:01,025 they're fighting the guards, they're fighting me, 345 00:14:01,027 --> 00:14:03,114 and I have to keep the peace. 346 00:14:03,116 --> 00:14:05,856 And, uh... [LAUGHS] 347 00:14:05,858 --> 00:14:07,945 Ooh. [HISSES THROUGH TEETH] 348 00:14:07,947 --> 00:14:11,035 Keeping the peace can hurt. 349 00:14:11,037 --> 00:14:12,907 [TENSE MUSIC] 350 00:14:12,909 --> 00:14:14,343 You get me? 351 00:14:14,345 --> 00:14:17,215 - I think I do. - I like to hear that. 352 00:14:17,217 --> 00:14:19,827 I like that you and I 353 00:14:19,829 --> 00:14:22,220 can be on the level. 354 00:14:22,222 --> 00:14:23,787 It stops, 355 00:14:23,789 --> 00:14:26,548 or you are gonna spend the rest of your days 356 00:14:26,551 --> 00:14:29,988 with that hockey stick shoved up your ass, 357 00:14:29,991 --> 00:14:33,057 and we won't be grabbing any pints, 358 00:14:33,059 --> 00:14:35,973 you and me. 359 00:14:35,975 --> 00:14:39,890 Understand? 360 00:14:39,892 --> 00:14:42,763 I'm gonna need you to say 361 00:14:42,765 --> 00:14:44,852 you understand. 362 00:14:44,854 --> 00:14:46,984 ♪ 363 00:14:46,986 --> 00:14:49,378 Perfectly. 364 00:14:49,380 --> 00:14:53,251 [MELLOW MUSIC] 365 00:14:53,253 --> 00:14:55,123 This is your place? 366 00:14:55,125 --> 00:14:58,559 I, you know, crash here with my friend. 367 00:14:58,562 --> 00:15:00,432 The infamous Hailey. 368 00:15:00,434 --> 00:15:02,590 No, not... not Hailey, Nick. 369 00:15:02,593 --> 00:15:04,562 Excusez-moi? 370 00:15:04,565 --> 00:15:06,916 It... it's complicated. 371 00:15:06,919 --> 00:15:08,963 I'm complicated. Try me. 372 00:15:08,965 --> 00:15:11,095 Well, I haven't told anybody this, 373 00:15:11,097 --> 00:15:14,272 but I got a new friend, Nick. 374 00:15:14,274 --> 00:15:16,057 He's Hailey's dad. 375 00:15:16,059 --> 00:15:18,537 She stopped believing and he needed me, 376 00:15:18,539 --> 00:15:20,801 so I'm Nick's friend now. 377 00:15:20,803 --> 00:15:23,586 You're telling me you jumped friends? 378 00:15:23,588 --> 00:15:27,938 [LAUGHING] 379 00:15:27,940 --> 00:15:30,941 Sweetie, I know you're going through a hard time, 380 00:15:30,943 --> 00:15:33,030 but what you're saying is shiznuts. 381 00:15:33,032 --> 00:15:34,379 Your friend's your friend. 382 00:15:34,381 --> 00:15:36,860 When your friend stops believing, you disappear. 383 00:15:36,862 --> 00:15:39,123 We don't change friends. 384 00:15:39,125 --> 00:15:42,788 I mean, if we could do that, are we even imaginary? 385 00:15:42,791 --> 00:15:45,347 Oh, I'm imaginary, all right. 386 00:15:45,349 --> 00:15:47,958 I'm an imaginary lemon. 387 00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:49,481 I can't help anybody. 388 00:15:49,483 --> 00:15:51,309 Okay, Happy? 389 00:15:51,311 --> 00:15:53,485 You're killing my buzz. 390 00:15:53,487 --> 00:15:56,488 [STIRRING MUSIC] 391 00:15:56,490 --> 00:15:59,404 ♪ 392 00:15:59,406 --> 00:16:02,625 What happened to that badass bucking bronco 393 00:16:02,627 --> 00:16:04,845 who rallied the troops and took down 394 00:16:04,847 --> 00:16:06,498 Psycho Santa Claus? 395 00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:09,414 I... I did do that, didn't I? 396 00:16:09,416 --> 00:16:11,155 Hell yeah, you did. 397 00:16:11,157 --> 00:16:14,332 When you said "pick on someone your own size," 398 00:16:14,334 --> 00:16:17,379 you could have wrung out my panties with a mop bucket. 399 00:16:17,381 --> 00:16:19,947 It's time to forget about your friends... 400 00:16:19,949 --> 00:16:23,994 All of them... Before they forget about you. 401 00:16:23,996 --> 00:16:27,041 So, you ever done it before? 402 00:16:27,043 --> 00:16:28,346 - "It"? - Yeah. 403 00:16:28,348 --> 00:16:30,174 You know, it... 404 00:16:30,176 --> 00:16:32,176 - With a girl. - Oh! 405 00:16:32,178 --> 00:16:34,135 [CLEARS THROAT] It. 406 00:16:34,137 --> 00:16:35,527 [STAMMERING] Yeah, it. 407 00:16:35,529 --> 00:16:37,660 Totally. Oh, tons of times. 408 00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:41,969 I'm really good at it. 409 00:16:41,971 --> 00:16:43,884 Oh, boy. 410 00:16:43,886 --> 00:16:46,845 Don't worry, Happy, I got this. 411 00:16:50,541 --> 00:16:52,761 - [PARTY HORNS BLOWING] - ALL: ♪ Happy birthday... ♪ 412 00:16:52,764 --> 00:16:56,853 Um, so I, um... 413 00:16:57,230 --> 00:16:58,708 I... I kinda got held up. 414 00:16:58,710 --> 00:16:59,926 Huh? 415 00:16:59,928 --> 00:17:02,233 But, um... 416 00:17:02,235 --> 00:17:05,193 I know what day it was. 417 00:17:05,195 --> 00:17:06,796 - It's okay. - No, it's not. 418 00:17:06,799 --> 00:17:11,154 You know, I... 'cause I meant to... 419 00:17:11,157 --> 00:17:13,070 with the balloons... 420 00:17:13,072 --> 00:17:16,465 eating, uh, the sugary... 421 00:17:16,467 --> 00:17:19,076 with the clowns holding farm animals, 422 00:17:19,078 --> 00:17:20,534 little favor things. 423 00:17:20,537 --> 00:17:22,535 Are you trying to describe a birthday party? 424 00:17:22,538 --> 00:17:25,735 Yeah, the point... The point is, um... 425 00:17:25,737 --> 00:17:28,303 [MELLOW ROCK MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 426 00:17:28,305 --> 00:17:32,045 It... it was our first birthday, 427 00:17:32,047 --> 00:17:35,092 you know, as father-daughter, and, um... 428 00:17:35,094 --> 00:17:37,964 ♪ 429 00:17:37,966 --> 00:17:41,316 It was important. 430 00:17:41,318 --> 00:17:43,492 I'm sorry. 431 00:17:43,494 --> 00:17:45,494 ♪ 432 00:17:45,496 --> 00:17:48,105 24 hour rule. 433 00:17:48,107 --> 00:17:50,281 We can do something today. 434 00:17:50,283 --> 00:17:52,892 ♪ 435 00:17:52,894 --> 00:17:54,807 - You can't. - No, I'd love to. 436 00:17:54,809 --> 00:17:55,991 I'd love to. 437 00:17:55,994 --> 00:17:57,506 I... I... there's just this thing that I gotta... 438 00:17:57,508 --> 00:17:59,952 ALL: Birthday! - Oh, thank Christ. 439 00:17:59,955 --> 00:18:02,337 ALL: ♪ Birthdays are lovely and birthdays are sweet ♪ 440 00:18:02,339 --> 00:18:05,254 ♪ So thanks for choosing us and choosing our treats ♪ 441 00:18:05,257 --> 00:18:07,429 - Where you going? - Bathroom. 442 00:18:07,431 --> 00:18:08,757 You need help? 443 00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:10,867 ALL: ♪ World-famous Zoodle Cake for $13.99! ♪ 444 00:18:10,869 --> 00:18:11,911 - No way! - Yes way! 445 00:18:11,913 --> 00:18:13,913 - Hooray! - Birthday! 446 00:18:13,915 --> 00:18:15,613 ♪ So thanks for choosing us and ♪ 447 00:18:15,616 --> 00:18:17,917 [ALL TRAIL OFF] 448 00:18:17,919 --> 00:18:20,920 [BRYAN FERRY'S "SLAVE TO LOVE" OVER SPEAKERS] 449 00:18:20,922 --> 00:18:23,575 ♪ 450 00:18:23,577 --> 00:18:27,231 [LIGHTER FLICKING] 451 00:18:27,233 --> 00:18:29,581 Trouble getting it up? 452 00:18:29,583 --> 00:18:34,369 ♪ 453 00:18:34,371 --> 00:18:36,153 I am so happy right now. 454 00:18:36,155 --> 00:18:38,851 No, really, I was afraid that you was dead. 455 00:18:38,853 --> 00:18:40,331 I mean, getting shot in the face 456 00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:42,464 is not exactly a night out at Studio 54... 457 00:18:42,466 --> 00:18:44,422 Not to mention the ever-present risk 458 00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:45,815 of a catheter infection. 459 00:18:45,817 --> 00:18:48,078 For a guy like you, 460 00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:51,821 the possibilities are endless. 461 00:18:51,823 --> 00:18:54,345 And then... 462 00:18:54,347 --> 00:18:56,478 I wouldn't be able... To kill me yourself, yes. 463 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:59,089 - Yeah. - Very sweet... 464 00:18:59,091 --> 00:19:02,310 As sweet as that ripe, red little cherry. 465 00:19:02,312 --> 00:19:05,965 How's life since I took yours? 466 00:19:05,967 --> 00:19:08,185 I'm walking a bit more like John Wayne because of you, 467 00:19:08,187 --> 00:19:10,883 but, eh, I've been worse. 468 00:19:10,885 --> 00:19:13,843 Yourself? 469 00:19:13,845 --> 00:19:16,367 [GASPS] Whoa! 470 00:19:16,369 --> 00:19:20,110 Yeah, life has been, um, interesting 471 00:19:20,112 --> 00:19:21,416 since our last tango. 472 00:19:21,418 --> 00:19:22,939 All right, you're already boring me. 473 00:19:22,941 --> 00:19:25,333 Maybe you're feeling suicidal coming here. 474 00:19:25,335 --> 00:19:27,204 Maybe you think that I don't dare fuck you up 475 00:19:27,206 --> 00:19:29,848 in the middle of Greaser Gary's Shit and Biscuit Roadhouse. 476 00:19:29,851 --> 00:19:34,211 Either way, this... 477 00:19:34,213 --> 00:19:37,301 is not gonna end well for you. 478 00:19:37,303 --> 00:19:39,434 - Don't cause a scene, Sax. - [GRUNTS] 479 00:19:39,436 --> 00:19:41,610 Think of all the children... 480 00:19:41,612 --> 00:19:43,351 Especially yours. 481 00:19:43,353 --> 00:19:46,354 [SINISTER MUSIC] 482 00:19:46,356 --> 00:19:48,181 The only thing I'm thinking about now 483 00:19:48,183 --> 00:19:49,879 is how I'm gonna rip out your piss tube 484 00:19:49,881 --> 00:19:52,360 and shove it into your good eye until I hit brain. 485 00:19:52,362 --> 00:19:54,144 It's fascinating. 486 00:19:54,146 --> 00:19:57,234 When we first met, you had nothing to lose, 487 00:19:57,236 --> 00:19:59,454 nothing to live for but that next drink, 488 00:19:59,456 --> 00:20:00,785 next blackout. 489 00:20:00,788 --> 00:20:02,935 It gave you a kind of invulnerability. 490 00:20:02,937 --> 00:20:05,285 But now... 491 00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:07,026 don't you see? 492 00:20:07,028 --> 00:20:08,941 [BOTTLE SQUELCHES] 493 00:20:08,943 --> 00:20:11,422 Daddy can't be naughty. 494 00:20:11,424 --> 00:20:13,119 Imagine she comes out of the bathroom 495 00:20:13,121 --> 00:20:15,426 and sees papa dragged off to prison. 496 00:20:15,428 --> 00:20:18,255 And just when you came back into her life. 497 00:20:18,257 --> 00:20:19,996 [SCOFFS] 498 00:20:19,998 --> 00:20:24,087 She's a complicated little thing, that Hailey. 499 00:20:24,089 --> 00:20:25,436 Say her name again. 500 00:20:25,438 --> 00:20:28,091 I am so glad that she and I had the chance 501 00:20:28,093 --> 00:20:30,485 to get to know each other over the holidays. 502 00:20:30,487 --> 00:20:32,617 I know you think you're a real sick fuck, 503 00:20:32,619 --> 00:20:36,273 but trust me. 504 00:20:36,275 --> 00:20:38,580 You're a goddamn amateur compared to what goes on 505 00:20:38,582 --> 00:20:41,191 on top of this skull right here. 506 00:20:41,193 --> 00:20:43,411 Now, you're not half capable of understanding 507 00:20:43,413 --> 00:20:46,501 what the fuck I would do to you if you ever touched that child. 508 00:20:46,503 --> 00:20:48,503 Don't insult me. 509 00:20:48,505 --> 00:20:50,461 I can assure you I have no intention 510 00:20:50,463 --> 00:20:52,681 of touching your daughter. 511 00:20:52,683 --> 00:20:54,726 What I have in mind for you 512 00:20:54,728 --> 00:20:57,381 is on a completely different level of fuckery. 513 00:20:57,383 --> 00:20:59,949 You truly have no idea. 514 00:20:59,951 --> 00:21:03,256 It almost makes me feel... 515 00:21:03,258 --> 00:21:07,086 well, no. 516 00:21:07,088 --> 00:21:09,349 But she has been in there a long time, hasn't she? 517 00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:12,309 I hope she's okay. 518 00:21:12,311 --> 00:21:14,616 Make a wish. 519 00:21:14,618 --> 00:21:16,705 ♪ 520 00:21:16,707 --> 00:21:19,234 - [GRUNTS] - Oh, my God, Dad! 521 00:21:19,237 --> 00:21:20,406 Washing your hands, that's good. 522 00:21:20,408 --> 00:21:21,492 There are a lot of germs everywhere. 523 00:21:21,494 --> 00:21:24,103 I'll let you finish up. 524 00:21:24,105 --> 00:21:26,497 ["SLAVE TO LOVE" CONTINUES OVER SPEAKERS] 525 00:21:26,499 --> 00:21:30,240 ♪ And the spring is turning ♪ 526 00:21:30,242 --> 00:21:32,155 Grab your shit. We're going to Grandma's. 527 00:21:32,157 --> 00:21:34,462 - Grandma's dead. - [SIGHS] 528 00:21:34,464 --> 00:21:36,273 Not that grandma. 529 00:21:36,276 --> 00:21:39,510 - ♪ I can see your smile - ALL: ♪ Slave to love ♪ 530 00:21:39,512 --> 00:21:41,686 - ♪ Na-na-na-na ♪ - ♪ Oh! ♪ 531 00:21:41,688 --> 00:21:44,689 [FUNKY MUSIC] 532 00:21:44,691 --> 00:21:46,212 ♪ 533 00:21:46,214 --> 00:21:47,692 [DOORBELL BUZZES] 534 00:21:47,694 --> 00:21:52,567 ♪ 535 00:21:52,569 --> 00:21:55,395 [DOOR CREAKS] 536 00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:58,800 I bought three boxes of Samoas from you last week, 537 00:21:58,803 --> 00:22:01,020 Now what, are you crooks trying to rob my pension? 538 00:22:01,023 --> 00:22:02,533 Mom, Ma, it's me. 539 00:22:02,535 --> 00:22:04,711 Nicky. 540 00:22:08,541 --> 00:22:10,541 Drawing a blank. 541 00:22:10,543 --> 00:22:14,023 Don't you recognize your own kid? 542 00:22:14,025 --> 00:22:15,415 She don't look nothing like me. 543 00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:16,634 Not her, me. 544 00:22:16,636 --> 00:22:18,680 Nicky, I'm busting your balls. 545 00:22:18,682 --> 00:22:20,038 I'm fuckin' with you. Come on in. 546 00:22:20,041 --> 00:22:21,432 You look like shit, by the way. 547 00:22:21,435 --> 00:22:24,087 Entrez-vous, kids. 548 00:22:24,090 --> 00:22:25,686 Um... 549 00:22:25,689 --> 00:22:26,818 [DOOR SLAMS] 550 00:22:26,820 --> 00:22:28,690 Yeah, yeah, I know it's been a while. 551 00:22:28,692 --> 00:22:33,085 Time flies when we're dodging familial responsibilities. 552 00:22:33,087 --> 00:22:34,739 - Who wants a drink? - Eh, no. 553 00:22:34,741 --> 00:22:36,654 I'm... I'm dry-ish. 554 00:22:36,656 --> 00:22:37,949 One bullshit. How about you? 555 00:22:37,952 --> 00:22:39,483 Now, Ma, come on. 556 00:22:39,485 --> 00:22:42,268 What? Virgin. 557 00:22:42,270 --> 00:22:44,270 - It's not. - No booze for the kid! 558 00:22:44,272 --> 00:22:47,186 It's called manners, you ape. 559 00:22:47,188 --> 00:22:50,363 Whatever floats your boat. 560 00:22:50,365 --> 00:22:53,453 Oh, I'm just glad you got back in time. 561 00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:55,586 I got the cancer. 562 00:22:55,588 --> 00:22:57,327 The big "C". 563 00:22:57,329 --> 00:22:59,677 Doctors give me 15, 20 good years left. 564 00:22:59,679 --> 00:23:01,505 Ah, Christ, Ma. 565 00:23:01,507 --> 00:23:04,116 It's already left a mark. 566 00:23:04,118 --> 00:23:05,727 I'm sorry. 567 00:23:05,729 --> 00:23:07,337 Well, 568 00:23:07,339 --> 00:23:10,470 not as much as he is, kiddo. 569 00:23:10,472 --> 00:23:11,863 Right here. 570 00:23:11,865 --> 00:23:14,431 Right here's where the milky magic used to happen. 571 00:23:14,433 --> 00:23:15,737 Why are we sharing this? 572 00:23:15,739 --> 00:23:19,131 It's called conversation, you orangutan. 573 00:23:19,133 --> 00:23:21,481 All right, brass tacks now. 574 00:23:21,483 --> 00:23:23,788 Who's my competition? [SNARLS] 575 00:23:23,790 --> 00:23:26,574 Uh, Janet, this is, uh... 576 00:23:26,576 --> 00:23:30,447 This is your granddaughter, Hailey. 577 00:23:30,449 --> 00:23:32,623 And she has a name. 578 00:23:32,625 --> 00:23:34,756 Oh, and by the looks of things, she's had it for what? 579 00:23:34,758 --> 00:23:36,453 Nine, ten years? 580 00:23:36,455 --> 00:23:38,760 11, just. 581 00:23:38,762 --> 00:23:40,718 Oh, belated. 582 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:44,156 All right, look... All right, I know it's been 583 00:23:44,158 --> 00:23:45,462 a long time, and... and I know 584 00:23:45,464 --> 00:23:46,724 I should have told you about the kid. 585 00:23:46,726 --> 00:23:48,770 - And the kid about her. - I was gonna get to it! 586 00:23:48,772 --> 00:23:50,510 You know, we had a lot to cover! 587 00:23:50,512 --> 00:23:53,013 But we're here now, right, all together. 588 00:23:53,016 --> 00:23:55,196 And I just thought maybe it'd be a good time 589 00:23:55,199 --> 00:23:57,318 for yous to get to know each other, right? 590 00:23:57,321 --> 00:23:59,258 - Bonding time. - "Bonding time"? 591 00:23:59,260 --> 00:24:02,740 - Bonding time. - "Bonding." 592 00:24:02,742 --> 00:24:04,829 I'll bond you with the back of my hand, 593 00:24:04,831 --> 00:24:06,396 you bed-wetting bastard! 594 00:24:06,398 --> 00:24:07,927 - Now out with it! - Stay here. 595 00:24:07,930 --> 00:24:10,271 [GRUNTS, SIGHS] 596 00:24:11,577 --> 00:24:14,491 As I'm sure you're aware, I got a, um, 597 00:24:14,493 --> 00:24:17,363 tendency to attract negative energy to me... 598 00:24:17,365 --> 00:24:21,193 Nothing I can't handle... But with the kid... 599 00:24:21,195 --> 00:24:24,544 You know, if Hailey's close to me, then she ain't safe. 600 00:24:24,546 --> 00:24:25,938 [MUFFLED] You know? 601 00:24:25,941 --> 00:24:27,808 She needs her Grandma Sax. 602 00:24:27,811 --> 00:24:29,506 - "Grandma"? - Okay, Janet. 603 00:24:29,508 --> 00:24:32,161 But I just need someone I can trust who can... 604 00:24:32,163 --> 00:24:34,380 All right, don't get your tighties in a tizzy. 605 00:24:34,382 --> 00:24:35,817 I've been taking care of things 606 00:24:35,819 --> 00:24:37,514 since before your butthole turned brown. 607 00:24:37,516 --> 00:24:39,472 I'll take care of her now. 608 00:24:39,474 --> 00:24:41,692 I'll watch the kid. 609 00:24:41,694 --> 00:24:44,695 [SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC] 610 00:24:44,697 --> 00:24:46,523 ♪ 611 00:24:46,525 --> 00:24:48,438 [SIGHS] 612 00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:50,309 [CLICKS TONGUE] 613 00:24:50,311 --> 00:24:51,654 Let me guess. You gotta go. 614 00:24:51,657 --> 00:24:53,004 There's only one thing I want, 615 00:24:53,007 --> 00:24:54,223 and that's for you to be safe. 616 00:24:54,226 --> 00:24:56,228 And that's why I gotta do what I gotta do. 617 00:24:56,230 --> 00:24:58,317 Sure. Go. 618 00:24:58,319 --> 00:25:00,529 ♪ 619 00:25:00,539 --> 00:25:02,278 You're gonna be okay here. You know that, right? 620 00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:03,714 I'm gonna come back for you. 621 00:25:03,716 --> 00:25:06,369 Yep. 622 00:25:06,371 --> 00:25:08,980 Okay. 623 00:25:08,982 --> 00:25:11,504 Try to keep her away from the goddamn moonshine. 624 00:25:11,506 --> 00:25:14,725 I mean, that shit will just knock a horse on its ass. 625 00:25:14,727 --> 00:25:17,641 [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] 626 00:25:17,643 --> 00:25:20,949 You just need to relax. 627 00:25:20,951 --> 00:25:23,255 Okay... [GOOFY WHINNY] 628 00:25:23,257 --> 00:25:24,648 Those come off? 629 00:25:24,650 --> 00:25:28,391 They're not the only things that can come off. 630 00:25:28,393 --> 00:25:31,873 ♪ Uh, touch me ♪ 631 00:25:31,875 --> 00:25:34,440 ♪ I wanna feel your body ♪ 632 00:25:34,442 --> 00:25:37,443 ♪ Ooh ♪ 633 00:25:37,445 --> 00:25:40,446 [SAMANTHA FOX'S "TOUCH ME" PLAYING OVER BOOM BOX] 634 00:25:40,448 --> 00:25:42,710 [GRUNTS] 635 00:25:42,712 --> 00:25:44,929 - ♪ This is the night ♪ - ♪ Touch me ♪ 636 00:25:44,931 --> 00:25:48,411 ♪ Touch me, I want to feel your body ♪ 637 00:25:48,413 --> 00:25:52,894 ♪ Your heartbeat next to mine ♪ 638 00:25:52,896 --> 00:25:57,084 - ♪ This is the night ♪ - ♪ 'Cause I want your body ♪ 639 00:25:57,087 --> 00:26:00,423 ♪ All the time ♪ 640 00:26:00,425 --> 00:26:03,948 Well, that's something I've never seen before. 641 00:26:03,950 --> 00:26:07,430 Do you think it'll taste like bananas now? 642 00:26:07,432 --> 00:26:08,639 I don't know. 643 00:26:08,642 --> 00:26:10,825 Haven't you ever tasted your own horn before? 644 00:26:10,827 --> 00:26:13,305 Well, I'm not really built that way. 645 00:26:13,307 --> 00:26:14,611 Plus, if I could, 646 00:26:14,613 --> 00:26:16,439 I don't think I'd ever leave the house. 647 00:26:16,441 --> 00:26:18,441 I love bananas. 648 00:26:18,443 --> 00:26:20,617 All right, enough talk. 649 00:26:20,619 --> 00:26:21,966 Here it comes. 650 00:26:21,968 --> 00:26:24,012 Here comes the fun. 651 00:26:24,014 --> 00:26:26,449 ♪ Touch me ♪ 652 00:26:26,451 --> 00:26:29,584 - Are you ready? - [GULPS] 653 00:26:32,856 --> 00:26:35,048 So then he grabbed the gun and shot Santa Claus 654 00:26:35,051 --> 00:26:36,979 right between the eyes. 655 00:26:36,982 --> 00:26:38,721 [LIQUID POURING] 656 00:26:38,723 --> 00:26:41,202 And that's how I met my dad. 657 00:26:41,204 --> 00:26:43,726 Much better story than how I met my dad. 658 00:26:43,728 --> 00:26:45,162 - How? - [GRUNTS] 659 00:26:45,164 --> 00:26:46,686 At his funeral. 660 00:26:46,688 --> 00:26:49,428 I, uh... ah, there you are. 661 00:26:49,430 --> 00:26:51,081 [SPITS] 662 00:26:51,083 --> 00:26:54,520 Ah, bless you, child. 663 00:26:54,522 --> 00:26:55,956 - Is this my dad? - Mm-hmm. 664 00:26:55,958 --> 00:26:57,610 Yeah, eighth grade. 665 00:26:57,612 --> 00:26:59,655 That picture speaks a thousand words, 666 00:26:59,657 --> 00:27:01,527 most of them not for publication. 667 00:27:01,529 --> 00:27:03,659 Nicky was the soft one... Runt of the litter. 668 00:27:03,661 --> 00:27:06,502 Everyone thought he was special, 669 00:27:06,505 --> 00:27:08,795 so much so we thought about taking him out to the woods 670 00:27:08,797 --> 00:27:12,189 and just setting him free. 671 00:27:12,191 --> 00:27:14,191 I'm joking. 672 00:27:14,193 --> 00:27:16,890 Honey, freshen. 673 00:27:16,892 --> 00:27:20,937 So, you are a Sax, hmm? 674 00:27:20,939 --> 00:27:24,158 [SPITS] From Saxi, in the Nordic. 675 00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:25,942 That's Scandinavian. 676 00:27:25,944 --> 00:27:28,771 In fact, that's where we get the Sax family crest... 677 00:27:28,773 --> 00:27:31,992 Two gnomes crossing their itty bitty daggers 678 00:27:31,994 --> 00:27:34,951 beneath a flag that reads... 679 00:27:34,953 --> 00:27:36,953 "Size don't matter." 680 00:27:36,955 --> 00:27:39,173 [FUNKY MUSIC] 681 00:27:39,175 --> 00:27:40,728 You know, us Sax's, sometimes, 682 00:27:40,731 --> 00:27:43,090 we get the short end of the stick. 683 00:27:43,092 --> 00:27:45,179 But we fight back, always. 684 00:27:45,181 --> 00:27:46,963 And so what about you, child? 685 00:27:46,965 --> 00:27:48,748 Any fight in you? 686 00:27:48,750 --> 00:27:51,968 When I have to, but it's hard when you're little. 687 00:27:51,970 --> 00:27:54,841 That's when you fight dirty. 688 00:27:54,843 --> 00:27:57,626 That's the first thing I taught your father. 689 00:27:57,628 --> 00:27:59,846 The bigger they are, 690 00:27:59,848 --> 00:28:02,109 the more it hurts below the belt. 691 00:28:02,111 --> 00:28:04,285 ♪ 692 00:28:04,287 --> 00:28:08,289 Tricky Dick Nixon, that is a good cocktail, child. 693 00:28:08,291 --> 00:28:10,552 Don't touch. 694 00:28:10,554 --> 00:28:12,859 [SIGHS] 695 00:28:12,861 --> 00:28:15,557 Good afternoon. I'm Julie. 696 00:28:15,559 --> 00:28:17,820 May I call you Amanda? 697 00:28:17,822 --> 00:28:20,823 Your blood pressure's great. Your weight's great. 698 00:28:20,825 --> 00:28:23,260 Your temp is 98.6 on the dot. 699 00:28:23,262 --> 00:28:24,958 - Any pain? - Nope. 700 00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:26,263 - Spotting? - Nope. 701 00:28:26,265 --> 00:28:29,049 How about change in mood? Any depression? 702 00:28:29,051 --> 00:28:31,007 I don't want to talk about it, Julie. 703 00:28:31,009 --> 00:28:33,880 Aww, well, a little bit of moodiness is to be expected 704 00:28:33,882 --> 00:28:37,666 with the change in hormones. 705 00:28:37,668 --> 00:28:40,669 - You're saying... - The test came back positive. 706 00:28:40,671 --> 00:28:42,236 That's not possible. 707 00:28:42,238 --> 00:28:44,804 Oh, some of life's greatest blessings aren't planned. 708 00:28:44,806 --> 00:28:45,848 What are my options? 709 00:28:45,850 --> 00:28:47,241 You can see the child to term 710 00:28:47,243 --> 00:28:49,199 and then choose to either keep him or her, 711 00:28:49,201 --> 00:28:52,551 or you can give them up for adoption. 712 00:28:52,553 --> 00:28:54,988 And my third option? 713 00:28:54,990 --> 00:28:58,165 Oh, you mean murder? 714 00:28:58,167 --> 00:29:00,210 [LAUGHS] 715 00:29:00,212 --> 00:29:02,038 [PEACEFUL MUSIC] 716 00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:02,980 I'm sorry? 717 00:29:02,983 --> 00:29:05,911 You are going to have a beautiful child of God, 718 00:29:05,914 --> 00:29:08,741 and hopefully he or she looks just like you. 719 00:29:08,743 --> 00:29:12,222 - So beautiful. - I'm not having it. 720 00:29:12,224 --> 00:29:15,704 I think it's wise that you understand the facts. 721 00:29:15,706 --> 00:29:18,054 Cervical cancer spikes post-abortion. 722 00:29:18,056 --> 00:29:20,994 You have an 87% chance of becoming sterile, 723 00:29:20,997 --> 00:29:24,233 and often, we are unable to remove all the baby's limbs 724 00:29:24,236 --> 00:29:25,671 and digits from the womb. 725 00:29:25,673 --> 00:29:26,603 What? 726 00:29:26,606 --> 00:29:29,477 They kind of just float around... 727 00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:31,111 causing all sorts of medical issues, 728 00:29:31,113 --> 00:29:32,572 as you can imagine. 729 00:29:32,575 --> 00:29:34,940 What the hell kind of women's health clinic is this? 730 00:29:34,943 --> 00:29:36,899 The kind that can save your soul. 731 00:29:36,901 --> 00:29:38,031 Okay. 732 00:29:38,033 --> 00:29:39,902 You have an 11-year-old daughter? 733 00:29:39,904 --> 00:29:41,730 How would she feel about 734 00:29:41,732 --> 00:29:43,732 you killing her little brother or sister? 735 00:29:43,734 --> 00:29:46,387 Fuck you, Julie. 736 00:29:46,389 --> 00:29:49,390 [SINISTER MUSIC] 737 00:29:49,392 --> 00:29:53,307 ♪ 738 00:29:53,309 --> 00:29:55,788 [NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 739 00:29:55,790 --> 00:30:02,840 ♪ 740 00:30:04,276 --> 00:30:07,715 [INTERMITTENT STATIC] 741 00:30:08,324 --> 00:30:15,374 ♪ 742 00:30:17,725 --> 00:30:20,682 [REVELATORY MUSIC] 743 00:30:20,684 --> 00:30:23,119 [SNORING SOFTLY] 744 00:30:23,121 --> 00:30:25,687 [PHONE VIBRATING] 745 00:30:25,689 --> 00:30:28,690 [DEVIOUS MUSIC] 746 00:30:28,692 --> 00:30:35,697 ♪ 747 00:30:35,699 --> 00:30:38,700 [CONTINUES SNORING SOFTLY] 748 00:30:38,702 --> 00:30:45,709 ♪ 749 00:30:46,405 --> 00:30:47,753 [DOOR OPENS] 750 00:30:47,755 --> 00:30:49,668 [MAN SCREAMING] 751 00:30:49,670 --> 00:30:52,322 Holy shit. 752 00:30:52,324 --> 00:30:54,936 [DOOR SLAMS] 753 00:30:57,765 --> 00:31:00,809 [SPLUTTERS] You need to work on your aim! 754 00:31:00,811 --> 00:31:02,419 - What? - Smoothie! 755 00:31:02,421 --> 00:31:04,073 He's alive... one eye down, 756 00:31:04,075 --> 00:31:07,947 but still with the same sparkling personality. 757 00:31:07,949 --> 00:31:10,819 What is... What is that? 758 00:31:10,821 --> 00:31:11,951 - Sax... - You knew. 759 00:31:11,953 --> 00:31:14,701 - You knew? - I saw him at Shine Tower. 760 00:31:14,704 --> 00:31:17,043 You know, when we were... I don't think he realized it was me. 761 00:31:17,045 --> 00:31:18,218 I was gonna tell you... 762 00:31:18,220 --> 00:31:19,828 I'm gonna tear your head off right now. 763 00:31:19,830 --> 00:31:21,047 Yeah, tough guy? What's stopping you? 764 00:31:21,049 --> 00:31:22,935 "You were right" is what's stopping me. 765 00:31:22,938 --> 00:31:24,591 We should have gone after this son of a bitch 766 00:31:24,593 --> 00:31:25,834 a long time ago. 767 00:31:25,836 --> 00:31:27,409 The Kap tape... You have to see this. 768 00:31:27,412 --> 00:31:29,011 Oh, this? 769 00:31:29,013 --> 00:31:30,491 Hell, Sax! 770 00:31:30,493 --> 00:31:33,059 We could flip him. We can get him to testify. 771 00:31:33,061 --> 00:31:35,017 You get your revenge. I get my badge back. 772 00:31:35,019 --> 00:31:37,977 Oh, shove your badge up your vadge. 773 00:31:37,979 --> 00:31:40,501 They're all in this together. 774 00:31:40,503 --> 00:31:42,503 I should have seen it. 775 00:31:42,505 --> 00:31:45,375 I take out Shine, and from him, I get to Smoothie. 776 00:31:45,377 --> 00:31:48,204 If Le Dic can get me anywhere near that sequined clown, 777 00:31:48,206 --> 00:31:50,337 then we take him out. 778 00:31:50,339 --> 00:31:53,035 We finish this... my way. 779 00:31:53,037 --> 00:31:54,210 I know what you're feeling right now... 780 00:31:54,212 --> 00:31:55,429 - Do you? - But you have to take 781 00:31:55,431 --> 00:31:57,213 a step back and take a breath. 782 00:31:57,215 --> 00:31:58,388 You could be walking into a trap. 783 00:31:58,390 --> 00:32:00,303 Mer, you invited me into this pool. 784 00:32:00,305 --> 00:32:03,219 Well, here the fuck I am, weenie bikini and all. 785 00:32:03,221 --> 00:32:05,831 Where are you? Not in that pool. 786 00:32:05,833 --> 00:32:07,528 The one thing I've learned 787 00:32:07,530 --> 00:32:09,878 is you can't underestimate Shine. 788 00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:13,360 [TENSE MUSIC] 789 00:32:13,362 --> 00:32:16,058 I've been out there, Mer. 790 00:32:16,060 --> 00:32:18,408 Driving a cab, taking my little kid to school... 791 00:32:18,410 --> 00:32:21,107 Just living a normal life 792 00:32:21,109 --> 00:32:23,979 like any other average chump. 793 00:32:23,981 --> 00:32:25,388 I've been a sitting duck. 794 00:32:25,391 --> 00:32:29,028 He could have after me anytime he wanted... 795 00:32:29,030 --> 00:32:31,857 [SIGHS] But he didn't. 796 00:32:31,859 --> 00:32:34,120 Now, maybe he thought that I wasn't a threat. 797 00:32:34,122 --> 00:32:36,035 Maybe he thought that there's no way I could touch him, 798 00:32:36,037 --> 00:32:39,865 so maybe, just maybe, Mer... 799 00:32:39,867 --> 00:32:42,258 ♪ 800 00:32:42,260 --> 00:32:45,958 Maybe he underestimated me. 801 00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:48,849 [MUFFLED BANG] 802 00:32:48,919 --> 00:32:50,963 [MUFFLED BANG] 803 00:32:50,965 --> 00:32:53,139 [MELLOW MUSIC] 804 00:32:53,141 --> 00:32:55,184 They make you look so grown up. 805 00:32:55,186 --> 00:32:57,099 Do they still hurt? 806 00:32:57,101 --> 00:32:58,971 Not as bad as I thought. 807 00:32:58,973 --> 00:33:02,104 Well, a little pain never hurt anyone. 808 00:33:02,106 --> 00:33:04,977 - I like them. - My mom's gonna kill me. 809 00:33:04,979 --> 00:33:08,023 ♪ 810 00:33:08,025 --> 00:33:11,331 Parents always tell you that you're too young for things, 811 00:33:11,333 --> 00:33:14,377 but no matter how desperately they try, 812 00:33:14,379 --> 00:33:18,294 they can't stop you from growing up. 813 00:33:18,296 --> 00:33:20,906 Where were you when I texted? 814 00:33:20,908 --> 00:33:23,212 I thought you knew everything. 815 00:33:23,214 --> 00:33:25,954 ♪ 816 00:33:25,956 --> 00:33:28,043 Dropped off again 817 00:33:28,045 --> 00:33:31,307 from relative to relative. 818 00:33:31,309 --> 00:33:33,483 Sometimes it feels like no one wants you. 819 00:33:33,485 --> 00:33:35,050 I know how that is. 820 00:33:35,052 --> 00:33:36,878 You don't know anything about me. 821 00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:40,055 We have more in common than you might think. 822 00:33:40,057 --> 00:33:43,493 ♪ 823 00:33:43,495 --> 00:33:45,104 [CHUCKLES] It wasn't long ago 824 00:33:45,106 --> 00:33:46,975 that you were one of those children. 825 00:33:46,977 --> 00:33:49,456 What was it? "Not one wish..." 826 00:33:49,458 --> 00:33:51,442 Not just two wishes! 827 00:33:51,445 --> 00:33:55,331 "But three wishes." 828 00:33:55,333 --> 00:33:57,638 They never came true, did they? 829 00:33:57,640 --> 00:34:01,120 Mine did. I wanted to meet my dad. 830 00:34:01,122 --> 00:34:04,210 That's so sweet. [CHUCKLES] 831 00:34:04,212 --> 00:34:06,342 But was he everything you wished for? 832 00:34:06,344 --> 00:34:10,912 ♪ 833 00:34:10,914 --> 00:34:13,654 I can never be like that anymore, can I? 834 00:34:13,656 --> 00:34:16,526 No, you can never be naive again. 835 00:34:16,528 --> 00:34:19,007 No longer a child, a victim, 836 00:34:19,009 --> 00:34:21,488 like a little lamb, eyes to the clouds, 837 00:34:21,490 --> 00:34:23,316 led singing to the slaughterhouse. 838 00:34:23,318 --> 00:34:25,231 You have seen so much. 839 00:34:25,233 --> 00:34:27,059 You could be little forever. 840 00:34:27,061 --> 00:34:30,149 Your perception has sharpened. 841 00:34:30,151 --> 00:34:33,021 You can see things they can't see. 842 00:34:33,023 --> 00:34:36,503 The truth behind the artifice. 843 00:34:36,505 --> 00:34:40,942 Now all you have to do is... 844 00:34:40,944 --> 00:34:42,552 look. 845 00:34:42,554 --> 00:34:45,555 [SINISTER MUSIC] 846 00:34:45,557 --> 00:34:51,997 ♪ 847 00:34:51,999 --> 00:34:53,302 [RADICAL ROCK MUSIC] 848 00:34:53,304 --> 00:34:58,307 [DRAWN-OUT] Why are you buzzing? 849 00:34:58,309 --> 00:35:02,398 [DRAWN-OUT] I don't know! 850 00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:04,574 ♪ 851 00:35:04,576 --> 00:35:07,708 [HORN VIBRATING] 852 00:35:07,710 --> 00:35:10,145 [HOLLERS] 853 00:35:10,147 --> 00:35:12,452 ♪ 854 00:35:12,454 --> 00:35:14,671 Phew. 855 00:35:14,673 --> 00:35:16,412 [PANTING] 856 00:35:16,414 --> 00:35:19,633 Well, it doesn't get much weirder than that. 857 00:35:19,635 --> 00:35:22,029 [GOO SQUELCHING] 858 00:35:24,683 --> 00:35:30,077 ♪ I'm always chasing rainbows ♪ 859 00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:34,909 ♪ Watching the clouds passing by ♪ 860 00:35:34,911 --> 00:35:38,144 ♪ My schemes are just like ♪ 861 00:35:38,147 --> 00:35:41,002 ♪ All my dreams ♪ 862 00:35:41,004 --> 00:35:43,962 ♪ Ending in the sky ♪ 863 00:35:43,964 --> 00:35:46,705 ♪ Some fellows ♪ 864 00:35:48,751 --> 00:35:51,143 You know, it's happening tonight. 865 00:35:51,145 --> 00:35:53,493 [TENSE MUSIC] 866 00:35:53,495 --> 00:35:56,409 My smart, splendid lads, 867 00:35:56,411 --> 00:35:58,150 I think there's a very good chance 868 00:35:58,152 --> 00:36:01,196 that you'll both be alive to see the sunny, 869 00:36:01,198 --> 00:36:03,764 sunny light of day. 870 00:36:03,766 --> 00:36:07,028 What the hell? 871 00:36:07,030 --> 00:36:09,030 [GRUNTS] 872 00:36:09,032 --> 00:36:11,815 [MUFFLED SHOUTING] 873 00:36:11,817 --> 00:36:14,079 [GROANS] 874 00:36:14,081 --> 00:36:16,646 [HOLLERING] 875 00:36:16,648 --> 00:36:19,432 [STAMMERING, HOLLERING] Let me out! 876 00:36:19,434 --> 00:36:21,695 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 877 00:36:21,697 --> 00:36:24,089 [GRUNTS, HOLLERS] 878 00:36:24,091 --> 00:36:26,961 [GRUNTING] Pink! 879 00:36:26,963 --> 00:36:29,746 [ALARM WAILING] 880 00:36:29,748 --> 00:36:31,879 ♪ 881 00:36:31,881 --> 00:36:34,708 - [GRUNTS] - [HOLLERS] 882 00:36:34,710 --> 00:36:41,715 ♪ 883 00:36:41,717 --> 00:36:45,197 [HOLLERS] 884 00:36:45,199 --> 00:36:47,938 I'm sorry. 885 00:36:47,940 --> 00:36:51,855 Pink, I'm scared. 886 00:36:51,857 --> 00:36:55,033 I love you. 887 00:36:55,035 --> 00:36:58,038 [BOTH HOLLERING] 888 00:37:02,564 --> 00:37:03,867 [MELLOW MUSIC] 889 00:37:03,869 --> 00:37:06,174 Wow, what was that? 890 00:37:06,176 --> 00:37:07,654 I dunno, 891 00:37:07,656 --> 00:37:10,135 but I'd order it again on a Sunday. 892 00:37:10,137 --> 00:37:16,750 ♪ 893 00:37:16,752 --> 00:37:18,056 What? 894 00:37:18,058 --> 00:37:20,797 Nothing, it's just... 895 00:37:20,799 --> 00:37:22,147 You're so pretty. 896 00:37:22,149 --> 00:37:25,498 [GIGGLES] 897 00:37:25,500 --> 00:37:27,804 Oh, no, no thanks. I don't smoke. 898 00:37:27,806 --> 00:37:30,111 But I do spoon. 899 00:37:30,113 --> 00:37:32,070 ♪ 900 00:37:32,072 --> 00:37:33,767 This is nice. 901 00:37:33,769 --> 00:37:35,682 Most guys just want to fork. 902 00:37:35,684 --> 00:37:38,163 You know, you can stay for a while... 903 00:37:38,165 --> 00:37:39,294 Like... like all night. 904 00:37:39,296 --> 00:37:40,989 I... I mean, if you want. 905 00:37:40,992 --> 00:37:42,905 You want me to stay all night? 906 00:37:42,908 --> 00:37:44,125 Sure! 907 00:37:44,127 --> 00:37:46,562 Oh, we... we could have chocolate chip pancakes 908 00:37:46,564 --> 00:37:49,043 in the morning, like at a sleepover. 909 00:37:49,045 --> 00:37:52,133 Well, I do love pancakes. 910 00:37:52,135 --> 00:37:55,745 But won't your friend be wondering where you are? 911 00:37:55,747 --> 00:37:57,791 Oh, who cares about him? 912 00:37:57,793 --> 00:38:01,229 He's probably somewhere dumb and boring. 913 00:38:01,231 --> 00:38:04,711 [YAWNING] Doing dumb... 914 00:38:04,713 --> 00:38:06,191 boring stuff. 915 00:38:06,193 --> 00:38:09,194 [HEAVY ELECTROPOP MUSIC] 916 00:38:09,196 --> 00:38:12,197 [MUFFLED MOANING] 917 00:38:12,199 --> 00:38:19,206 ♪ 918 00:38:49,627 --> 00:38:56,678 ♪ 919 00:39:06,905 --> 00:39:09,341 Amanda? 920 00:39:09,343 --> 00:39:11,778 Nick. 921 00:39:11,780 --> 00:39:15,439 ♪ 922 00:39:15,442 --> 00:39:21,431 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 61935

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