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Previously, on "Happy!"...
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It's Hailey's birthday!
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? Happy birthday to... ?
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- Hailey!
- Happy birthday.
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- How did you know?
- That's what friends are for.
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You want me to kill you?
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It's not me, Pink. It's someone else.
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Orcus.
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Hey, hot stuff.
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You're cheating on me.
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Come on!
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- You forgot my birthday, Mom!
- Something I can't remember,
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something I can't understand.
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I know what I have to do now.
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I'm here to see Sonny Shine.
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He's got blackmail on everyone.
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It's on videotape.
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The real stuff's gotta
be at Shine Tower,
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so that is where we're gonna go.
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I run the third-largest
network in the nation.
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This is my stage, Sonny!
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I killed it.
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Whatever it was that
came out of that thing,
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I put it in a jelly jar.
I stuck it in the fridge.
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- Holy shit.
- Nick, where are you?
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Some dad.
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He forgot his daughter's birthday.
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And I'm, uh, going
right there and I'm gonna
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get her the stuffed,
uh... What do you call it?
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The Wishees.
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Fuck.
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My ass!
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Sax?
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Two Sockatoos, one bullet...
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The timeframe: 5.6 seconds.
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The bullet leaves Merry
McCarthy's Glock 25
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at 1:34 p.m. at a velocity
of 1,200 feet per second.
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It penetrates the Wishee costume,
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then makes a sharp,
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nigh impossible change of direction,
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continuing at an angle
of 27 diagonal degrees
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through Sax's grassy knoll,
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barely grazing his two
pimpled flesh mounds.
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Defying all laws of gravity,
probability, and decency,
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the bullet then bursts
free of the dark canyon,
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narrowly avoiding the
all-too-tempting target
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of Sax's sweet...
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That's some bullet.
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How the hell did you get
this thing out of there?
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Like shoving a cat in a mason jar, Mer.
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I don't know.
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Dipshit Dan just might
be on to something.
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Maybe this thing is from another planet.
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Doug's dead. Sonny killed him.
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Yeah, Doug, right, not Dan.
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Sorry.
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What the hell were you
doing at Shine Tower anyway?
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Yeah, the million-dollar question, Mer.
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I got no idea.
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Last thing I remember...
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I was in your kitchen eating a PB&J.
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Oh, that wasn't "J." You ate its blood.
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I know what you're thinking.
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No, you don't.
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- Go on.
- What?
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- Say it.
- No.
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The blood brought you back to its host.
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I think you know how
full-batshit you sound.
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Sure do, and yet...
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And yet...
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- Oh, hey.
- What?
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- Found another tape.
- Oh, no more sex tape shit.
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- It's Kap Gostynski.
- Mm.
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He's the head of the network, Sax.
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Exactly, who gives a shit?
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Don't you know what that means?
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We're gonna hit Sonny where he's soft.
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No, we're not.
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What we are gonna do
is cut this thing open
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and see what's inside him.
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Now use your legs, not your back,
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count of three.
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One, two...
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Did you use your legs?
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One, two, three.
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Seriously, what the fuck is it?
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Well, according to Dayglo Doug,
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sometime in the Etruscan Age...
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- That's not funny.
- Well, look, Mer,
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I know this may be hard
to believe, but I, too,
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have had occasion to
question my sanity as of late.
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Oh, I believe it.
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Well, you know, alls I'm saying is that
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your best bet is just roll with it.
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You know, don't overthink it.
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Thinking, actually, is bad.
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Let go of me!
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I want to see Sonny Shine!
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Tell him it's Amanda Hansen!
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You have no right to keep me in here.
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Miss Hansen.
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You're back. I want answers, Shine.
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You want answers.
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I want answers!
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Someone stole something
from my building.
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Two not-as-yet-but-soon-to-be
identified individuals
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broke in and made off
with something very,
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very precious to me.
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The violation of it all, Miss Hansen...
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The violation...
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But I'm sure you wouldn't
know anything about that.
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I'm sure your being here
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is a complete coincidence.
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You're covered in blood.
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I met up with an old
friend. Things got crazy.
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I don't have time for this.
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I have a show to prepare for.
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I'll keep this simple. Why are you here?
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That night...
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That night in your tower,
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something happened to me.
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Now you are gonna tell me
what you did to me or...
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Shh.
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Yes?
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Yes, yes.
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No, no.
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Color me gobsmacked.
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You are special.
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I know what's missing in your life.
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And shame on them for being such
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super secret keepers!
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Miss Hansen, you're with child.
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What?
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Listen, sister, I'm with you.
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I... my hard drive's whirling away.
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Oh, you're a woman,
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and you've got a lot
of nonsensical emotions,
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um, brewing up in you right now.
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Let go of me!
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I know what you need.
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This will fill that void
you're feeling inside.
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Come back when you need more.
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You sure can do some cool
stuff with your tongue.
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Friend showed me,
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and you don't know the half of it.
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My friend Hailey showed
me how to do this...
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Oh, wow.
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We used to do everything together...
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The carousel, flying kites by the pier.
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Uh-huh.
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Last year on her birthday,
we made paper lanterns
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with, like, all the colors.
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She was so happy.
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But this year I forgot her birthday.
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That look on her face, she...
She's just changed so much.
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For shit's sake!
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Hailey, Hailey, Hailey!
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Is that all you can talk about?
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- Uh, what?
- She's not thinking about you.
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Why are you thinking about her?
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"Friends." Ha, what a scam.
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We exist for them, and
then they just forget.
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What kind of a friend is that?
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Hmm, c'est la vie, am I right?
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I think so?
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Let's get out of here,
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do something crazy.
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Isn't this crazy?
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Sure, but I'm talking about...
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That's what she said.
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So where do you want to start?
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Give me an asshole,
a mouth, or something.
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Get my bearings.
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Try the middle?
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Third weirdest thing I've seen all day.
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Did you see where it went?
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That truck hit me, all I saw was stars
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and little birds spinning around.
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Tweet, tweet. Tweet, tweet.
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Le Dic, what the fuck
are you doing here?
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I'm doing you one, big, hard solid...
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Though I don't know why I should.
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- Someone wants you dead.
- Oh, shocker.
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Who is it this time?
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The Bug.
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What'd he say?
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He tempted me with all
my vices rolled into one.
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Ladies, liquor, and luck.
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He baited that hook
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with the finest Cajun country pie
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you've ever almost tasted...
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By pie, I mean pussy.
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Yep.
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This Bug gets me all drugged up,
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says he's looking for a taxi driver.
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Someone's been getting
up in his business,
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robbed his house, busted
up one of his operations,
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and he wants a name,
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and he just knows I can give it to him.
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So I play it cool, right?
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But he looks at you with
those big, round bug eyes...
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Shiny like an oil slick, and I'm smart.
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I say, "I tell you a
name, I'm as good as dead.
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So I'll do one better,
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and I'll bring him straight to you."
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I'm touched, Le Dic, really.
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I ain't criss-crossing you, Sax.
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- That is why I'm here.
- Yeah, right.
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- Honor amongst scumbags?
- Exactly.
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This Bug... he ain't one of us.
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To tell you the truth, well,
this ain't the first time
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that I seen him.
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I used to be into
some weird sexual shit.
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I ain't too proud to admit it...
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Role-play, getting beat up, whipped,
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wolf bag, scatty pants...
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Jesus Christ. Get to the point.
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I moved through dark circles...
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Nasty, pervy...
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Till one night, I end up
at this high-roller's orgy,
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latex lovers dressed like animals.
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I don't remember what happened,
but I remember that Bug.
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And he was right there in
the middle of all of it.
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Whatever happened there, well...
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it made me do caca in my Hanes.
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I never wanted to go
back there after that.
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- And yet...
- Six, seven times tops.
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Okay, where was this orgy?
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That's the crazy part.
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Shine Tower,
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you know, that kiddy clown on TV.
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Yeah, well...
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roll this up and smoke it, Sax.
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A little bird told me another one
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of those nasty parties is going off,
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and I mean tonight.
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Look, we need... oh.
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Uh, hey.
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Nick, I'm gonna need
you to take Hailey today.
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- Uh, now's not a good time...
- Don't you dare.
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Don't you dare finish
that sentence, Nicholas.
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Don't you dare!
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Uh, yeah, I gotta
take care of something.
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Really? Now?
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You, I want in to Pervapalooza.
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Can do.
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But you're gonna need a costume.
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Warden.
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Goddamn Wolfpack.
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You can stand.
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Won't be long.
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Not a hockey fan?
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Calcio Storico.
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600 years old.
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They still play it once a year.
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Piazza Santa Croce.
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That's in Florence.
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Florence, Italy.
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Now, if you were to
turn up with your stick,
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and your pads, and your helmet...
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they'd shove them all up your ass
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and you'd buy them a pint afterwards.
264
00:13:09,062 --> 00:13:12,277
Makes your hockey seem
rather like foxy boxing,
265
00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:15,023
which I do happen to
hold in high regard...
266
00:13:15,025 --> 00:13:17,155
Foxy boxing, that is,
267
00:13:17,157 --> 00:13:18,374
not hockey.
268
00:13:18,376 --> 00:13:23,205
Let's talk about, uh, this whole...
269
00:13:23,207 --> 00:13:26,687
Kumbaya thing you got going on.
270
00:13:26,689 --> 00:13:27,775
"Kumbaya"?
271
00:13:27,777 --> 00:13:29,864
I see what's going on out there...
272
00:13:29,866 --> 00:13:33,694
Aryan Brotherhood,
Black Gangster Disciples,
273
00:13:33,696 --> 00:13:37,785
and Nuestra Familia all
getting along together
274
00:13:37,787 --> 00:13:39,700
like a Waldorf salad.
275
00:13:39,702 --> 00:13:41,266
There hasn't been a violent incident
276
00:13:41,268 --> 00:13:44,226
or a disciplinary infraction
277
00:13:44,228 --> 00:13:47,838
of any kind in over 72 hours.
278
00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:50,841
- That's lovely.
- That's not lovely.
279
00:13:50,843 --> 00:13:54,279
That's fucking unacceptable,
280
00:13:54,281 --> 00:13:57,718
because if the gangs
aren't fighting each other,
281
00:13:57,720 --> 00:14:01,025
they're fighting the
guards, they're fighting me,
282
00:14:01,027 --> 00:14:03,114
and I have to keep the peace.
283
00:14:03,116 --> 00:14:05,856
And, uh...
284
00:14:05,858 --> 00:14:07,945
Ooh.
285
00:14:07,947 --> 00:14:11,035
Keeping the peace can hurt.
286
00:14:12,909 --> 00:14:14,343
You get me?
287
00:14:14,345 --> 00:14:17,215
- I think I do.
- I like to hear that.
288
00:14:17,217 --> 00:14:19,827
I like that you and I
289
00:14:19,829 --> 00:14:22,220
can be on the level.
290
00:14:22,222 --> 00:14:23,787
It stops,
291
00:14:23,789 --> 00:14:26,548
or you are gonna spend
the rest of your days
292
00:14:26,551 --> 00:14:29,988
with that hockey stick
shoved up your ass,
293
00:14:29,991 --> 00:14:33,057
and we won't be grabbing any pints,
294
00:14:33,059 --> 00:14:35,973
you and me.
295
00:14:35,975 --> 00:14:39,890
Understand?
296
00:14:39,892 --> 00:14:42,763
I'm gonna need you to say
297
00:14:42,765 --> 00:14:44,852
you understand.
298
00:14:46,986 --> 00:14:49,378
Perfectly.
299
00:14:53,253 --> 00:14:55,123
This is your place?
300
00:14:55,125 --> 00:14:58,559
I, you know, crash here with my friend.
301
00:14:58,562 --> 00:15:00,432
The infamous Hailey.
302
00:15:00,434 --> 00:15:02,590
No, not... not Hailey, Nick.
303
00:15:02,593 --> 00:15:04,562
Excusez-moi?
304
00:15:04,565 --> 00:15:06,916
It... it's complicated.
305
00:15:06,919 --> 00:15:08,963
I'm complicated. Try me.
306
00:15:08,965 --> 00:15:11,095
Well, I haven't told anybody this,
307
00:15:11,097 --> 00:15:14,272
but I got a new friend, Nick.
308
00:15:14,274 --> 00:15:16,057
He's Hailey's dad.
309
00:15:16,059 --> 00:15:18,537
She stopped believing and he needed me,
310
00:15:18,539 --> 00:15:20,801
so I'm Nick's friend now.
311
00:15:20,803 --> 00:15:23,586
You're telling me you jumped friends?
312
00:15:27,940 --> 00:15:30,941
Sweetie, I know you're
going through a hard time,
313
00:15:30,943 --> 00:15:33,030
but what you're saying is shiznuts.
314
00:15:33,032 --> 00:15:34,379
Your friend's your friend.
315
00:15:34,381 --> 00:15:36,860
When your friend stops
believing, you disappear.
316
00:15:36,862 --> 00:15:39,123
We don't change friends.
317
00:15:39,125 --> 00:15:42,788
I mean, if we could do
that, are we even imaginary?
318
00:15:42,791 --> 00:15:45,347
Oh, I'm imaginary, all right.
319
00:15:45,349 --> 00:15:47,958
I'm an imaginary lemon.
320
00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:49,481
I can't help anybody.
321
00:15:49,483 --> 00:15:51,309
Okay, Happy?
322
00:15:51,311 --> 00:15:53,485
You're killing my buzz.
323
00:15:59,406 --> 00:16:02,625
What happened to that
badass bucking bronco
324
00:16:02,627 --> 00:16:04,845
who rallied the troops and took down
325
00:16:04,847 --> 00:16:06,498
Psycho Santa Claus?
326
00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:09,414
I... I did do that, didn't I?
327
00:16:09,416 --> 00:16:11,155
Hell yeah, you did.
328
00:16:11,157 --> 00:16:14,332
When you said "pick on
someone your own size,"
329
00:16:14,334 --> 00:16:17,379
you could have wrung out my
panties with a mop bucket.
330
00:16:17,381 --> 00:16:19,947
It's time to forget
about your friends...
331
00:16:19,949 --> 00:16:23,994
All of them... Before
they forget about you.
332
00:16:23,996 --> 00:16:27,041
So, you ever done it before?
333
00:16:27,043 --> 00:16:28,346
- "It"?
- Yeah.
334
00:16:28,348 --> 00:16:30,174
You know, it...
335
00:16:30,176 --> 00:16:32,176
- With a girl.
- Oh!
336
00:16:32,178 --> 00:16:34,135
It.
337
00:16:34,137 --> 00:16:35,527
Yeah, it.
338
00:16:35,529 --> 00:16:37,660
Totally. Oh, tons of times.
339
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:41,969
I'm really good at it.
340
00:16:41,971 --> 00:16:43,884
Oh, boy.
341
00:16:43,886 --> 00:16:46,845
Don't worry, Happy, I got this.
342
00:16:50,541 --> 00:16:52,761
? Happy birthday... ?
343
00:16:52,764 --> 00:16:56,853
Um, so I, um...
344
00:16:57,230 --> 00:16:58,708
I... I kinda got held up.
345
00:16:58,710 --> 00:16:59,926
Huh?
346
00:16:59,928 --> 00:17:02,233
But, um...
347
00:17:02,235 --> 00:17:05,193
I know what day it was.
348
00:17:05,195 --> 00:17:06,796
- It's okay.
- No, it's not.
349
00:17:06,799 --> 00:17:11,154
You know, I... 'cause I meant to...
350
00:17:11,157 --> 00:17:13,070
with the balloons...
351
00:17:13,072 --> 00:17:16,465
eating, uh, the sugary...
352
00:17:16,467 --> 00:17:19,076
with the clowns holding farm animals,
353
00:17:19,078 --> 00:17:20,534
little favor things.
354
00:17:20,537 --> 00:17:22,535
Are you trying to
describe a birthday party?
355
00:17:22,538 --> 00:17:25,735
Yeah, the point... The point is, um...
356
00:17:28,305 --> 00:17:32,045
It... it was our first birthday,
357
00:17:32,047 --> 00:17:35,092
you know, as
father-daughter, and, um...
358
00:17:37,966 --> 00:17:41,316
It was important.
359
00:17:41,318 --> 00:17:43,492
I'm sorry.
360
00:17:45,496 --> 00:17:48,105
24 hour rule.
361
00:17:48,107 --> 00:17:50,281
We can do something today.
362
00:17:52,894 --> 00:17:54,807
- You can't.
- No, I'd love to.
363
00:17:54,809 --> 00:17:55,991
I'd love to.
364
00:17:55,994 --> 00:17:57,506
I... I... there's just
this thing that I gotta...
365
00:17:57,508 --> 00:17:59,952
- Birthday!
- Oh, thank Christ.
366
00:17:59,955 --> 00:18:02,337
? Birthdays are lovely
and birthdays are sweet ?
367
00:18:02,339 --> 00:18:05,254
? So thanks for choosing
us and choosing our treats ?
368
00:18:05,257 --> 00:18:07,429
- Where you going?
- Bathroom.
369
00:18:07,431 --> 00:18:08,757
You need help?
370
00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:10,867
? World-famous
Zoodle Cake for $13.99! ?
371
00:18:10,869 --> 00:18:11,911
- No way!
- Yes way!
372
00:18:11,913 --> 00:18:13,913
- Hooray!
- Birthday!
373
00:18:13,915 --> 00:18:15,613
? So thanks for choosing us and ?
374
00:18:27,233 --> 00:18:29,581
Trouble getting it up?
375
00:18:34,371 --> 00:18:36,153
I am so happy right now.
376
00:18:36,155 --> 00:18:38,851
No, really, I was
afraid that you was dead.
377
00:18:38,853 --> 00:18:40,331
I mean, getting shot in the face
378
00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:42,464
is not exactly a night
out at Studio 54...
379
00:18:42,466 --> 00:18:44,422
Not to mention the ever-present risk
380
00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:45,815
of a catheter infection.
381
00:18:45,817 --> 00:18:48,078
For a guy like you,
382
00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:51,821
the possibilities are endless.
383
00:18:51,823 --> 00:18:54,345
And then...
384
00:18:54,347 --> 00:18:56,478
- I wouldn't be able...
- To kill me yourself, yes.
385
00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:59,089
- Yeah.
- Very sweet...
386
00:18:59,091 --> 00:19:02,310
As sweet as that ripe,
red little cherry.
387
00:19:02,312 --> 00:19:05,965
How's life since I took yours?
388
00:19:05,967 --> 00:19:08,185
I'm walking a bit more like
John Wayne because of you,
389
00:19:08,187 --> 00:19:10,883
but, eh, I've been worse.
390
00:19:10,885 --> 00:19:13,843
Yourself?
391
00:19:13,845 --> 00:19:16,367
Whoa!
392
00:19:16,369 --> 00:19:20,110
Yeah, life has been, um, interesting
393
00:19:20,112 --> 00:19:21,416
since our last tango.
394
00:19:21,418 --> 00:19:22,939
All right, you're already boring me.
395
00:19:22,941 --> 00:19:25,333
Maybe you're feeling
suicidal coming here.
396
00:19:25,335 --> 00:19:27,204
Maybe you think that I
don't dare fuck you up
397
00:19:27,206 --> 00:19:29,848
in the middle of Greaser Gary's
Shit and Biscuit Roadhouse.
398
00:19:29,851 --> 00:19:34,211
Either way, this...
399
00:19:34,213 --> 00:19:37,301
is not gonna end well for you.
400
00:19:37,303 --> 00:19:39,434
Don't cause a scene, Sax.
401
00:19:39,436 --> 00:19:41,610
Think of all the children...
402
00:19:41,612 --> 00:19:43,351
Especially yours.
403
00:19:46,356 --> 00:19:48,181
The only thing I'm thinking about now
404
00:19:48,183 --> 00:19:49,879
is how I'm gonna rip out your piss tube
405
00:19:49,881 --> 00:19:52,360
and shove it into your
good eye until I hit brain.
406
00:19:52,362 --> 00:19:54,144
It's fascinating.
407
00:19:54,146 --> 00:19:57,234
When we first met, you
had nothing to lose,
408
00:19:57,236 --> 00:19:59,454
nothing to live for but that next drink,
409
00:19:59,456 --> 00:20:00,785
next blackout.
410
00:20:00,788 --> 00:20:02,935
It gave you a kind of invulnerability.
411
00:20:02,937 --> 00:20:05,285
But now...
412
00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:07,026
don't you see?
413
00:20:08,943 --> 00:20:11,422
Daddy can't be naughty.
414
00:20:11,424 --> 00:20:13,119
Imagine she comes out of the bathroom
415
00:20:13,121 --> 00:20:15,426
and sees papa dragged off to prison.
416
00:20:15,428 --> 00:20:18,255
And just when you came
back into her life.
417
00:20:19,998 --> 00:20:24,087
She's a complicated
little thing, that Hailey.
418
00:20:24,089 --> 00:20:25,436
Say her name again.
419
00:20:25,438 --> 00:20:28,091
I am so glad that she
and I had the chance
420
00:20:28,093 --> 00:20:30,485
to get to know each
other over the holidays.
421
00:20:30,487 --> 00:20:32,617
I know you think
you're a real sick fuck,
422
00:20:32,619 --> 00:20:36,273
but trust me.
423
00:20:36,275 --> 00:20:38,580
You're a goddamn amateur
compared to what goes on
424
00:20:38,582 --> 00:20:41,191
on top of this skull right here.
425
00:20:41,193 --> 00:20:43,411
Now, you're not half
capable of understanding
426
00:20:43,413 --> 00:20:46,501
what the fuck I would do to you
if you ever touched that child.
427
00:20:46,503 --> 00:20:48,503
Don't insult me.
428
00:20:48,505 --> 00:20:50,461
I can assure you I have no intention
429
00:20:50,463 --> 00:20:52,681
of touching your daughter.
430
00:20:52,683 --> 00:20:54,726
What I have in mind for you
431
00:20:54,728 --> 00:20:57,381
is on a completely
different level of fuckery.
432
00:20:57,383 --> 00:20:59,949
You truly have no idea.
433
00:20:59,951 --> 00:21:03,256
It almost makes me feel...
434
00:21:03,258 --> 00:21:07,086
well, no.
435
00:21:07,088 --> 00:21:09,349
But she has been in there
a long time, hasn't she?
436
00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:12,309
I hope she's okay.
437
00:21:12,311 --> 00:21:14,616
Make a wish.
438
00:21:16,707 --> 00:21:19,234
Oh, my God, Dad!
439
00:21:19,237 --> 00:21:20,406
Washing your hands, that's good.
440
00:21:20,408 --> 00:21:21,492
There are a lot of germs everywhere.
441
00:21:21,494 --> 00:21:24,103
I'll let you finish up.
442
00:21:26,499 --> 00:21:30,240
? And the spring is turning ?
443
00:21:30,242 --> 00:21:32,155
Grab your shit. We're
going to Grandma's.
444
00:21:32,157 --> 00:21:34,462
Grandma's dead.
445
00:21:34,464 --> 00:21:36,273
Not that grandma.
446
00:21:36,276 --> 00:21:39,510
- ? I can see your smile ?
- ? Slave to love ?
447
00:21:39,512 --> 00:21:41,686
- ? Na-na-na-na ?
- ? Oh! ?
448
00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:58,800
I bought three boxes of
Samoas from you last week,
449
00:21:58,803 --> 00:22:01,020
Now what, are you crooks
trying to rob my pension?
450
00:22:01,023 --> 00:22:02,533
Mom, Ma, it's me.
451
00:22:02,535 --> 00:22:04,711
Nicky.
452
00:22:08,541 --> 00:22:10,541
Drawing a blank.
453
00:22:10,543 --> 00:22:14,023
Don't you recognize your own kid?
454
00:22:14,025 --> 00:22:15,415
She don't look nothing like me.
455
00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:16,634
Not her, me.
456
00:22:16,636 --> 00:22:18,680
Nicky, I'm busting your balls.
457
00:22:18,682 --> 00:22:20,038
I'm fuckin' with you. Come on in.
458
00:22:20,041 --> 00:22:21,432
You look like shit, by the way.
459
00:22:21,435 --> 00:22:24,087
Entrez-vous, kids.
460
00:22:24,090 --> 00:22:25,686
Um...
461
00:22:26,820 --> 00:22:28,690
Yeah, yeah, I know it's been a while.
462
00:22:28,692 --> 00:22:33,085
Time flies when we're dodging
familial responsibilities.
463
00:22:33,087 --> 00:22:34,739
- Who wants a drink?
- Eh, no.
464
00:22:34,741 --> 00:22:36,654
I'm... I'm dry-ish.
465
00:22:36,656 --> 00:22:37,949
One bullshit. How about you?
466
00:22:37,952 --> 00:22:39,483
Now, Ma, come on.
467
00:22:39,485 --> 00:22:42,268
What? Virgin.
468
00:22:42,270 --> 00:22:44,270
- It's not.
- No booze for the kid!
469
00:22:44,272 --> 00:22:47,186
It's called manners, you ape.
470
00:22:47,188 --> 00:22:50,363
Whatever floats your boat.
471
00:22:50,365 --> 00:22:53,453
Oh, I'm just glad you got back in time.
472
00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:55,586
I got the cancer.
473
00:22:55,588 --> 00:22:57,327
The big "C".
474
00:22:57,329 --> 00:22:59,677
Doctors give me 15, 20 good years left.
475
00:22:59,679 --> 00:23:01,505
Ah, Christ, Ma.
476
00:23:01,507 --> 00:23:04,116
It's already left a mark.
477
00:23:04,118 --> 00:23:05,727
I'm sorry.
478
00:23:05,729 --> 00:23:07,337
Well,
479
00:23:07,339 --> 00:23:10,470
not as much as he is, kiddo.
480
00:23:10,472 --> 00:23:11,863
Right here.
481
00:23:11,865 --> 00:23:14,431
Right here's where the
milky magic used to happen.
482
00:23:14,433 --> 00:23:15,737
Why are we sharing this?
483
00:23:15,739 --> 00:23:19,131
It's called conversation, you orangutan.
484
00:23:19,133 --> 00:23:21,481
All right, brass tacks now.
485
00:23:21,483 --> 00:23:23,788
Who's my competition?
486
00:23:23,790 --> 00:23:26,574
Uh, Janet, this is, uh...
487
00:23:26,576 --> 00:23:30,447
This is your granddaughter, Hailey.
488
00:23:30,449 --> 00:23:32,623
And she has a name.
489
00:23:32,625 --> 00:23:34,756
Oh, and by the looks of
things, she's had it for what?
490
00:23:34,758 --> 00:23:36,453
Nine, ten years?
491
00:23:36,455 --> 00:23:38,760
11, just.
492
00:23:38,762 --> 00:23:40,718
Oh, belated.
493
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:44,156
All right, look... All
right, I know it's been
494
00:23:44,158 --> 00:23:45,462
a long time, and... and I know
495
00:23:45,464 --> 00:23:46,724
I should have told you about the kid.
496
00:23:46,726 --> 00:23:48,770
- And the kid about her.
- I was gonna get to it!
497
00:23:48,772 --> 00:23:50,510
You know, we had a lot to cover!
498
00:23:50,512 --> 00:23:53,013
But we're here now, right, all together.
499
00:23:53,016 --> 00:23:55,196
And I just thought
maybe it'd be a good time
500
00:23:55,199 --> 00:23:57,318
for yous to get to
know each other, right?
501
00:23:57,321 --> 00:23:59,258
- Bonding time.
- "Bonding time"?
502
00:23:59,260 --> 00:24:02,740
- Bonding time.
- "Bonding."
503
00:24:02,742 --> 00:24:04,829
I'll bond you with the back of my hand,
504
00:24:04,831 --> 00:24:06,396
you bed-wetting bastard!
505
00:24:06,398 --> 00:24:07,927
- Now out with it!
- Stay here.
506
00:24:11,577 --> 00:24:14,491
As I'm sure you're aware, I got a, um,
507
00:24:14,493 --> 00:24:17,363
tendency to attract
negative energy to me...
508
00:24:17,365 --> 00:24:21,193
Nothing I can't handle...
But with the kid...
509
00:24:21,195 --> 00:24:24,544
You know, if Hailey's close
to me, then she ain't safe.
510
00:24:24,546 --> 00:24:25,938
You know?
511
00:24:25,941 --> 00:24:27,808
She needs her Grandma Sax.
512
00:24:27,811 --> 00:24:29,506
- "Grandma"?
- Okay, Janet.
513
00:24:29,508 --> 00:24:32,161
But I just need someone
I can trust who can...
514
00:24:32,163 --> 00:24:34,380
All right, don't get
your tighties in a tizzy.
515
00:24:34,382 --> 00:24:35,817
I've been taking care of things
516
00:24:35,819 --> 00:24:37,514
since before your butthole turned brown.
517
00:24:37,516 --> 00:24:39,472
I'll take care of her now.
518
00:24:39,474 --> 00:24:41,692
I'll watch the kid.
519
00:24:50,311 --> 00:24:51,654
Let me guess. You gotta go.
520
00:24:51,657 --> 00:24:53,004
There's only one thing I want,
521
00:24:53,007 --> 00:24:54,223
and that's for you to be safe.
522
00:24:54,226 --> 00:24:56,228
And that's why I gotta
do what I gotta do.
523
00:24:56,230 --> 00:24:58,317
Sure. Go.
524
00:25:00,539 --> 00:25:02,278
You're gonna be okay
here. You know that, right?
525
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:03,714
I'm gonna come back for you.
526
00:25:03,716 --> 00:25:06,369
Yep.
527
00:25:06,371 --> 00:25:08,980
Okay.
528
00:25:08,982 --> 00:25:11,504
Try to keep her away from
the goddamn moonshine.
529
00:25:11,506 --> 00:25:14,725
I mean, that shit will just
knock a horse on its ass.
530
00:25:17,643 --> 00:25:20,949
You just need to relax.
531
00:25:20,951 --> 00:25:23,255
Okay...
532
00:25:23,257 --> 00:25:24,648
Those come off?
533
00:25:24,650 --> 00:25:28,391
They're not the only
things that can come off.
534
00:25:28,393 --> 00:25:31,873
? Uh, touch me ?
535
00:25:31,875 --> 00:25:34,440
? I wanna feel your body ?
536
00:25:34,442 --> 00:25:37,443
? Ooh ?
537
00:25:42,712 --> 00:25:44,929
- ? This is the night ?
- ? Touch me ?
538
00:25:44,931 --> 00:25:48,411
? Touch me, I want to feel your body ?
539
00:25:48,413 --> 00:25:52,894
? Your heartbeat next to mine ?
540
00:25:52,896 --> 00:25:57,084
- ? This is the night ?
- ? 'Cause I want your body ?
541
00:25:57,087 --> 00:26:00,423
? All the time ?
542
00:26:00,425 --> 00:26:03,948
Well, that's something
I've never seen before.
543
00:26:03,950 --> 00:26:07,430
Do you think it'll
taste like bananas now?
544
00:26:07,432 --> 00:26:08,639
I don't know.
545
00:26:08,642 --> 00:26:10,825
Haven't you ever tasted
your own horn before?
546
00:26:10,827 --> 00:26:13,305
Well, I'm not really built that way.
547
00:26:13,307 --> 00:26:14,611
Plus, if I could,
548
00:26:14,613 --> 00:26:16,439
I don't think I'd ever leave the house.
549
00:26:16,441 --> 00:26:18,441
I love bananas.
550
00:26:18,443 --> 00:26:20,617
All right, enough talk.
551
00:26:20,619 --> 00:26:21,966
Here it comes.
552
00:26:21,968 --> 00:26:24,012
Here comes the fun.
553
00:26:24,014 --> 00:26:26,449
? Touch me ?
554
00:26:26,451 --> 00:26:29,584
Are you ready?
555
00:26:32,856 --> 00:26:35,048
So then he grabbed the
gun and shot Santa Claus
556
00:26:35,051 --> 00:26:36,979
right between the eyes.
557
00:26:38,723 --> 00:26:41,202
And that's how I met my dad.
558
00:26:41,204 --> 00:26:43,726
Much better story than how I met my dad.
559
00:26:43,728 --> 00:26:45,162
How?
560
00:26:45,164 --> 00:26:46,686
At his funeral.
561
00:26:46,688 --> 00:26:49,428
I, uh... ah, there you are.
562
00:26:51,083 --> 00:26:54,520
Ah, bless you, child.
563
00:26:54,522 --> 00:26:55,956
- Is this my dad?
- Mm-hmm.
564
00:26:55,958 --> 00:26:57,610
Yeah, eighth grade.
565
00:26:57,612 --> 00:26:59,655
That picture speaks a thousand words,
566
00:26:59,657 --> 00:27:01,527
most of them not for publication.
567
00:27:01,529 --> 00:27:03,659
Nicky was the soft
one... Runt of the litter.
568
00:27:03,661 --> 00:27:06,502
Everyone thought he was special,
569
00:27:06,505 --> 00:27:08,795
so much so we thought about
taking him out to the woods
570
00:27:08,797 --> 00:27:12,189
and just setting him free.
571
00:27:12,191 --> 00:27:14,191
I'm joking.
572
00:27:14,193 --> 00:27:16,890
Honey, freshen.
573
00:27:16,892 --> 00:27:20,937
So, you are a Sax, hmm?
574
00:27:20,939 --> 00:27:24,158
From Saxi, in the Nordic.
575
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:25,942
That's Scandinavian.
576
00:27:25,944 --> 00:27:28,771
In fact, that's where we
get the Sax family crest...
577
00:27:28,773 --> 00:27:31,992
Two gnomes crossing
their itty bitty daggers
578
00:27:31,994 --> 00:27:34,951
beneath a flag that reads...
579
00:27:34,953 --> 00:27:36,953
"Size don't matter."
580
00:27:39,175 --> 00:27:40,728
You know, us Sax's, sometimes,
581
00:27:40,731 --> 00:27:43,090
we get the short end of the stick.
582
00:27:43,092 --> 00:27:45,179
But we fight back, always.
583
00:27:45,181 --> 00:27:46,963
And so what about you, child?
584
00:27:46,965 --> 00:27:48,748
Any fight in you?
585
00:27:48,750 --> 00:27:51,968
When I have to, but it's
hard when you're little.
586
00:27:51,970 --> 00:27:54,841
That's when you fight dirty.
587
00:27:54,843 --> 00:27:57,626
That's the first thing
I taught your father.
588
00:27:57,628 --> 00:27:59,846
The bigger they are,
589
00:27:59,848 --> 00:28:02,109
the more it hurts below the belt.
590
00:28:04,287 --> 00:28:08,289
Tricky Dick Nixon, that
is a good cocktail, child.
591
00:28:08,291 --> 00:28:10,552
Don't touch.
592
00:28:12,861 --> 00:28:15,557
Good afternoon. I'm Julie.
593
00:28:15,559 --> 00:28:17,820
May I call you Amanda?
594
00:28:17,822 --> 00:28:20,823
Your blood pressure's
great. Your weight's great.
595
00:28:20,825 --> 00:28:23,260
Your temp is 98.6 on the dot.
596
00:28:23,262 --> 00:28:24,958
- Any pain?
- Nope.
597
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:26,263
- Spotting?
- Nope.
598
00:28:26,265 --> 00:28:29,049
How about change in
mood? Any depression?
599
00:28:29,051 --> 00:28:31,007
I don't want to talk about it, Julie.
600
00:28:31,009 --> 00:28:33,880
Aww, well, a little bit of
moodiness is to be expected
601
00:28:33,882 --> 00:28:37,666
with the change in hormones.
602
00:28:37,668 --> 00:28:40,669
- You're saying...
- The test came back positive.
603
00:28:40,671 --> 00:28:42,236
That's not possible.
604
00:28:42,238 --> 00:28:44,804
Oh, some of life's greatest
blessings aren't planned.
605
00:28:44,806 --> 00:28:45,848
What are my options?
606
00:28:45,850 --> 00:28:47,241
You can see the child to term
607
00:28:47,243 --> 00:28:49,199
and then choose to
either keep him or her,
608
00:28:49,201 --> 00:28:52,551
or you can give them up for adoption.
609
00:28:52,553 --> 00:28:54,988
And my third option?
610
00:28:54,990 --> 00:28:58,165
Oh, you mean murder?
611
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:02,980
I'm sorry?
612
00:29:02,983 --> 00:29:05,911
You are going to have a
beautiful child of God,
613
00:29:05,914 --> 00:29:08,741
and hopefully he or
she looks just like you.
614
00:29:08,743 --> 00:29:12,222
- So beautiful.
- I'm not having it.
615
00:29:12,224 --> 00:29:15,704
I think it's wise that
you understand the facts.
616
00:29:15,706 --> 00:29:18,054
Cervical cancer spikes post-abortion.
617
00:29:18,056 --> 00:29:20,994
You have an 87% chance
of becoming sterile,
618
00:29:20,997 --> 00:29:24,233
and often, we are unable to
remove all the baby's limbs
619
00:29:24,236 --> 00:29:25,671
and digits from the womb.
620
00:29:25,673 --> 00:29:26,603
What?
621
00:29:26,606 --> 00:29:29,477
They kind of just float around...
622
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:31,111
causing all sorts of medical issues,
623
00:29:31,113 --> 00:29:32,572
as you can imagine.
624
00:29:32,575 --> 00:29:34,940
What the hell kind of
women's health clinic is this?
625
00:29:34,943 --> 00:29:36,899
The kind that can save your soul.
626
00:29:36,901 --> 00:29:38,031
Okay.
627
00:29:38,033 --> 00:29:39,902
You have an 11-year-old daughter?
628
00:29:39,904 --> 00:29:41,730
How would she feel about
629
00:29:41,732 --> 00:29:43,732
you killing her little
brother or sister?
630
00:29:43,734 --> 00:29:46,387
Fuck you, Julie.
631
00:30:49,670 --> 00:30:52,322
Holy shit.
632
00:30:57,765 --> 00:31:00,809
You need to work on your aim!
633
00:31:00,811 --> 00:31:02,419
- What?
- Smoothie!
634
00:31:02,421 --> 00:31:04,073
He's alive... one eye down,
635
00:31:04,075 --> 00:31:07,947
but still with the same
sparkling personality.
636
00:31:07,949 --> 00:31:10,819
What is... What is that?
637
00:31:10,821 --> 00:31:11,951
- Sax...
- You knew.
638
00:31:11,953 --> 00:31:14,701
- You knew?
- I saw him at Shine Tower.
639
00:31:14,704 --> 00:31:17,043
You know, when we were... I
don't think he realized it was me.
640
00:31:17,045 --> 00:31:18,218
I was gonna tell you...
641
00:31:18,220 --> 00:31:19,828
I'm gonna tear your head off right now.
642
00:31:19,830 --> 00:31:21,047
Yeah, tough guy? What's stopping you?
643
00:31:21,049 --> 00:31:22,935
"You were right" is what's stopping me.
644
00:31:22,938 --> 00:31:24,591
We should have gone
after this son of a bitch
645
00:31:24,593 --> 00:31:25,834
a long time ago.
646
00:31:25,836 --> 00:31:27,409
The Kap tape... You have to see this.
647
00:31:27,412 --> 00:31:29,011
Oh, this?
648
00:31:29,013 --> 00:31:30,491
Hell, Sax!
649
00:31:30,493 --> 00:31:33,059
We could flip him. We
can get him to testify.
650
00:31:33,061 --> 00:31:35,017
You get your revenge.
I get my badge back.
651
00:31:35,019 --> 00:31:37,977
Oh, shove your badge up your vadge.
652
00:31:37,979 --> 00:31:40,501
They're all in this together.
653
00:31:40,503 --> 00:31:42,503
I should have seen it.
654
00:31:42,505 --> 00:31:45,375
I take out Shine, and from
him, I get to Smoothie.
655
00:31:45,377 --> 00:31:48,204
If Le Dic can get me anywhere
near that sequined clown,
656
00:31:48,206 --> 00:31:50,337
then we take him out.
657
00:31:50,339 --> 00:31:53,035
We finish this... my way.
658
00:31:53,037 --> 00:31:54,210
I know what you're feeling right now...
659
00:31:54,212 --> 00:31:55,429
- Do you?
- But you have to take
660
00:31:55,431 --> 00:31:57,213
a step back and take a breath.
661
00:31:57,215 --> 00:31:58,388
You could be walking into a trap.
662
00:31:58,390 --> 00:32:00,303
Mer, you invited me into this pool.
663
00:32:00,305 --> 00:32:03,219
Well, here the fuck I
am, weenie bikini and all.
664
00:32:03,221 --> 00:32:05,831
Where are you? Not in that pool.
665
00:32:05,833 --> 00:32:07,528
The one thing I've learned
666
00:32:07,530 --> 00:32:09,878
is you can't underestimate Shine.
667
00:32:13,362 --> 00:32:16,058
I've been out there, Mer.
668
00:32:16,060 --> 00:32:18,408
Driving a cab, taking my
little kid to school...
669
00:32:18,410 --> 00:32:21,107
Just living a normal life
670
00:32:21,109 --> 00:32:23,979
like any other average chump.
671
00:32:23,981 --> 00:32:25,388
I've been a sitting duck.
672
00:32:25,391 --> 00:32:29,028
He could have after
me anytime he wanted...
673
00:32:29,030 --> 00:32:31,857
But he didn't.
674
00:32:31,859 --> 00:32:34,120
Now, maybe he thought
that I wasn't a threat.
675
00:32:34,122 --> 00:32:36,035
Maybe he thought that there's
no way I could touch him,
676
00:32:36,037 --> 00:32:39,865
so maybe, just maybe, Mer...
677
00:32:42,260 --> 00:32:45,958
Maybe he underestimated me.
678
00:32:53,141 --> 00:32:55,184
They make you look so grown up.
679
00:32:55,186 --> 00:32:57,099
Do they still hurt?
680
00:32:57,101 --> 00:32:58,971
Not as bad as I thought.
681
00:32:58,973 --> 00:33:02,104
Well, a little pain never hurt anyone.
682
00:33:02,106 --> 00:33:04,977
- I like them.
- My mom's gonna kill me.
683
00:33:08,025 --> 00:33:11,331
Parents always tell you that
you're too young for things,
684
00:33:11,333 --> 00:33:14,377
but no matter how desperately they try,
685
00:33:14,379 --> 00:33:18,294
they can't stop you from growing up.
686
00:33:18,296 --> 00:33:20,906
Where were you when I texted?
687
00:33:20,908 --> 00:33:23,212
I thought you knew everything.
688
00:33:25,956 --> 00:33:28,043
Dropped off again
689
00:33:28,045 --> 00:33:31,307
from relative to relative.
690
00:33:31,309 --> 00:33:33,483
Sometimes it feels
like no one wants you.
691
00:33:33,485 --> 00:33:35,050
I know how that is.
692
00:33:35,052 --> 00:33:36,878
You don't know anything about me.
693
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:40,055
We have more in common
than you might think.
694
00:33:43,495 --> 00:33:45,104
It wasn't long ago
695
00:33:45,106 --> 00:33:46,975
that you were one of those children.
696
00:33:46,977 --> 00:33:49,456
What was it? "Not one wish..."
697
00:33:49,458 --> 00:33:51,442
Not just two wishes!
698
00:33:51,445 --> 00:33:55,331
"But three wishes."
699
00:33:55,333 --> 00:33:57,638
They never came true, did they?
700
00:33:57,640 --> 00:34:01,120
Mine did. I wanted to meet my dad.
701
00:34:01,122 --> 00:34:04,210
That's so sweet.
702
00:34:04,212 --> 00:34:06,342
But was he everything you wished for?
703
00:34:10,914 --> 00:34:13,654
I can never be like that anymore, can I?
704
00:34:13,656 --> 00:34:16,526
No, you can never be naive again.
705
00:34:16,528 --> 00:34:19,007
No longer a child, a victim,
706
00:34:19,009 --> 00:34:21,488
like a little lamb, eyes to the clouds,
707
00:34:21,490 --> 00:34:23,316
led singing to the slaughterhouse.
708
00:34:23,318 --> 00:34:25,231
You have seen so much.
709
00:34:25,233 --> 00:34:27,059
You could be little forever.
710
00:34:27,061 --> 00:34:30,149
Your perception has sharpened.
711
00:34:30,151 --> 00:34:33,021
You can see things they can't see.
712
00:34:33,023 --> 00:34:36,503
The truth behind the artifice.
713
00:34:36,505 --> 00:34:40,942
Now all you have to do is...
714
00:34:40,944 --> 00:34:42,552
look.
715
00:34:53,304 --> 00:34:58,307
Why are you buzzing?
716
00:34:58,309 --> 00:35:02,398
I don't know!
717
00:35:12,454 --> 00:35:14,671
Phew.
718
00:35:16,414 --> 00:35:19,633
Well, it doesn't get
much weirder than that.
719
00:35:24,683 --> 00:35:30,077
? I'm always chasing rainbows ?
720
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:34,909
? Watching the clouds passing by ?
721
00:35:34,911 --> 00:35:38,144
? My schemes are just like ?
722
00:35:38,147 --> 00:35:41,002
? All my dreams ?
723
00:35:41,004 --> 00:35:43,962
? Ending in the sky ?
724
00:35:43,964 --> 00:35:46,705
? Some fellows ?
725
00:35:48,751 --> 00:35:51,143
You know, it's happening tonight.
726
00:35:53,495 --> 00:35:56,409
My smart, splendid lads,
727
00:35:56,411 --> 00:35:58,150
I think there's a very good chance
728
00:35:58,152 --> 00:36:01,196
that you'll both be
alive to see the sunny,
729
00:36:01,198 --> 00:36:03,764
sunny light of day.
730
00:36:03,766 --> 00:36:07,028
What the hell?
731
00:36:16,648 --> 00:36:19,432
Let me out!
732
00:36:24,091 --> 00:36:26,961
Pink!
733
00:36:45,199 --> 00:36:47,938
I'm sorry.
734
00:36:47,940 --> 00:36:51,855
Pink, I'm scared.
735
00:36:51,857 --> 00:36:55,033
I love you.
736
00:37:03,869 --> 00:37:06,174
Wow, what was that?
737
00:37:06,176 --> 00:37:07,654
I dunno,
738
00:37:07,656 --> 00:37:10,135
but I'd order it again on a Sunday.
739
00:37:16,752 --> 00:37:18,056
What?
740
00:37:18,058 --> 00:37:20,797
Nothing, it's just...
741
00:37:20,799 --> 00:37:22,147
You're so pretty.
742
00:37:25,500 --> 00:37:27,804
Oh, no, no thanks. I don't smoke.
743
00:37:27,806 --> 00:37:30,111
But I do spoon.
744
00:37:32,072 --> 00:37:33,767
This is nice.
745
00:37:33,769 --> 00:37:35,682
Most guys just want to fork.
746
00:37:35,684 --> 00:37:38,163
You know, you can stay for a while...
747
00:37:38,165 --> 00:37:39,294
Like... like all night.
748
00:37:39,296 --> 00:37:40,989
I... I mean, if you want.
749
00:37:40,992 --> 00:37:42,905
You want me to stay all night?
750
00:37:42,908 --> 00:37:44,125
Sure!
751
00:37:44,127 --> 00:37:46,562
Oh, we... we could have
chocolate chip pancakes
752
00:37:46,564 --> 00:37:49,043
in the morning, like at a sleepover.
753
00:37:49,045 --> 00:37:52,133
Well, I do love pancakes.
754
00:37:52,135 --> 00:37:55,745
But won't your friend be
wondering where you are?
755
00:37:55,747 --> 00:37:57,791
Oh, who cares about him?
756
00:37:57,793 --> 00:38:01,229
He's probably somewhere dumb and boring.
757
00:38:01,231 --> 00:38:04,711
Doing dumb...
758
00:38:04,713 --> 00:38:06,191
boring stuff.
759
00:39:06,905 --> 00:39:09,341
Amanda?
760
00:39:09,343 --> 00:39:11,778
Nick.
761
00:39:15,442 --> 00:39:21,431
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