All language subtitles for Dead.to.Me.S01E08.WEBRip.x264-ION10

af Afrikaans
sq Albanian
am Amharic
ar Arabic Download
hy Armenian
az Azerbaijani
eu Basque
be Belarusian
bn Bengali
bs Bosnian
bg Bulgarian Download
ca Catalan
ceb Cebuano
ny Chichewa
zh-CN Chinese (Simplified)
zh-TW Chinese (Traditional)
co Corsican
hr Croatian Download
cs Czech
da Danish
nl Dutch Download
en English Download
eo Esperanto
et Estonian
tl Filipino
fi Finnish
fr French
fy Frisian
gl Galician
ka Georgian
de German
el Greek Download
gu Gujarati
ht Haitian Creole
ha Hausa
haw Hawaiian
iw Hebrew
hi Hindi
hmn Hmong
hu Hungarian
is Icelandic
ig Igbo
id Indonesian
ga Irish
it Italian Download
ja Japanese
jw Javanese
kn Kannada
kk Kazakh
km Khmer
ko Korean
ku Kurdish (Kurmanji)
ky Kyrgyz
lo Lao
la Latin
lv Latvian
lt Lithuanian
lb Luxembourgish
mk Macedonian
mg Malagasy
ms Malay
ml Malayalam
mt Maltese
mi Maori
mr Marathi
mn Mongolian
my Myanmar (Burmese)
ne Nepali
no Norwegian Download
ps Pashto
fa Persian Download
pl Polish
pt Portuguese Download
pa Punjabi
ro Romanian Download
ru Russian
sm Samoan
gd Scots Gaelic
sr Serbian
st Sesotho
sn Shona
sd Sindhi
si Sinhala
sk Slovak
sl Slovenian
so Somali
es Spanish
su Sundanese
sw Swahili
sv Swedish
tg Tajik
ta Tamil
te Telugu
th Thai
tr Turkish
uk Ukrainian
ur Urdu
uz Uzbek
vi Vietnamese
cy Welsh
xh Xhosa
yi Yiddish
yo Yoruba
zu Zulu
or Odia (Oriya)
rw Kinyarwanda
tk Turkmen
tt Tatar
ug Uyghur
Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,092 --> 00:00:09,972 [knocking] 2 00:00:10,427 --> 00:00:11,717 [door creaks open] 3 00:00:13,054 --> 00:00:16,644 Hi! Jen Harding. Real estate agent. 4 00:00:16,725 --> 00:00:21,725 I just sold a house in the area for  two million, all cash. Blah, blah, blah! 5 00:00:22,147 --> 00:00:25,727 Anyway, I just wanted you to know how valuable your property is. 6 00:00:25,817 --> 00:00:28,447 I mean, especially with this curb appeal. 7 00:00:29,946 --> 00:00:30,776 [man] Oh. 8 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:32,324 Well, I'm not looking to sell. 9 00:00:32,449 --> 00:00:35,409 Oh. Well, you might change your mind if I do an appraisal, 10 00:00:35,493 --> 00:00:37,333 which should only take a few minutes. 11 00:00:37,412 --> 00:00:40,252 I mean, unless you're busy or you just hate money. 12 00:00:41,624 --> 00:00:42,464 Well... 13 00:00:46,838 --> 00:00:48,298 [Judy] Is this ethical? 14 00:00:48,381 --> 00:00:50,341 Harassing people because they're on a list? 15 00:00:50,842 --> 00:00:52,432 It's not unethical. 16 00:00:52,969 --> 00:00:54,049 We're not hurting anybody, 17 00:00:54,137 --> 00:00:56,217 just tracking down people who own vintage Mustangs. 18 00:00:57,015 --> 00:01:01,725 Right. But, like, historically, lists have been bad for people, right? 19 00:01:01,811 --> 00:01:03,521 -Like the blacklist. -This list is only bad 20 00:01:03,605 --> 00:01:06,775 -for the person who killed Jen's husband. -[laughs] Right. Yeah. 21 00:01:06,858 --> 00:01:08,988 And there have been some good lists, historically. 22 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:11,529 -Schindler's list. Great list. -Yeah. 23 00:01:12,697 --> 00:01:15,027 It was really...That was a beautiful list. 24 00:01:15,158 --> 00:01:15,988 [Nick] Uh-huh. 25 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:19,410 But is it legal, what we're doing? 26 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:24,791 My buddy Dennis at the NCIC can share information with government agencies. 27 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:29,255 Now, would Laguna PD consider me  a government agency? Hell, no. 28 00:01:29,339 --> 00:01:30,629 [both laughing] 29 00:01:30,715 --> 00:01:34,295 -Come on. This is fun, right? -Well, it is so fun. 30 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:37,506 I haven't felt this good in months. 31 00:01:38,389 --> 00:01:39,219 Honestly. 32 00:01:39,849 --> 00:01:42,139 Being here with you, working a case. 33 00:01:42,977 --> 00:01:44,347 It's bringing me back to life. 34 00:01:45,063 --> 00:01:46,063 So, thank you. 35 00:01:47,899 --> 00:01:48,779 You're welcome. 36 00:01:55,156 --> 00:01:57,486 So, it's about 1,500 square feet? 37 00:01:57,575 --> 00:02:00,365 No idea. I inherited the house from my aunt. 38 00:02:00,453 --> 00:02:03,163 -She's in a home now, so-- -Great. Can I see the garage? 39 00:02:04,165 --> 00:02:06,625 Oh! Is this a '66 Mustang? 40 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:11,087 Yeah, but, um... the car doesn't come with the house. 41 00:02:11,548 --> 00:02:13,168 You ever hit anybody with this thing? 42 00:02:15,426 --> 00:02:17,216 -[door slams] -[tires screech] 43 00:02:17,303 --> 00:02:18,813 [engine revs] 44 00:02:22,016 --> 00:02:23,056 [Jen] Oh! 45 00:02:23,351 --> 00:02:24,271 Okay. 46 00:02:25,353 --> 00:02:28,443 Cross that one off the list. He was on a Star Trek cruise that week. 47 00:02:28,523 --> 00:02:30,823 I saw so many pictures I wish I hadn't. 48 00:02:30,900 --> 00:02:33,440 All right. Six down. 242 to go. 49 00:02:33,528 --> 00:02:36,738 My God. I can't believe the fucker who did this is one of these names on this list. 50 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:38,953 God, it's gonna feel so good to look him in the eye 51 00:02:39,033 --> 00:02:41,243 and tell him what a spineless monster he is 52 00:02:41,327 --> 00:02:44,157 and then beat the shit out of him. All right. Who's next? 53 00:02:44,247 --> 00:02:46,287 Okay. Beachside Antiques. Deerfield Road. 54 00:02:46,374 --> 00:02:47,424 Business? Weird. 55 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:49,540 Yeah. Could be a company car, or rentals. 56 00:02:49,627 --> 00:02:53,257 Bunch of businesses on here. Move Ur Car Ur Way, Pelican Vintage. 57 00:02:53,339 --> 00:02:56,129 -TKG Arts. -Who the fuck is TKG Arts? 58 00:02:56,801 --> 00:02:59,801 -[shakily] Can I see that? -Yeah. You all right? 59 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:04,021 Yeah, it's just, like, stuffy in here. Right? 60 00:03:04,100 --> 00:03:05,600 [engine starts] 61 00:03:07,353 --> 00:03:09,063 Okay. These businesses are all downtown. 62 00:03:09,147 --> 00:03:13,277 So why don't you guys drop me off and then I'll check these out? 63 00:03:13,359 --> 00:03:14,989 -[Jen] Hmm. -Safer if we stick together. 64 00:03:15,069 --> 00:03:16,779 [Jen] Yeah, right? All right. 65 00:03:17,071 --> 00:03:19,031 I need a name, Judy. Mama's on a roll. 66 00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:21,697 -Okay. -Yup. 67 00:03:22,702 --> 00:03:23,952 Heather Dornan. 68 00:03:24,621 --> 00:03:26,161 Uh... She lives in Costa Mesa. 69 00:03:27,123 --> 00:03:29,463 Seven-two-eight Bristol Street. 70 00:03:31,753 --> 00:03:33,253 A woman. Wow. 71 00:03:33,796 --> 00:03:34,706 That surprise you? 72 00:03:35,089 --> 00:03:37,509 I just never pictured  a woman driving the car. 73 00:03:37,592 --> 00:03:38,762 What kind of feminist am I? 74 00:03:38,843 --> 00:03:41,513 [laughs] Oh, women can be murderers too. 75 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:45,142 -I know. I saw that Charlize Theron movie. -Which one? 76 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:46,725 -Uh-huh! -[Jen and Nick laugh] 77 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:48,650 [sat-nav] The route is being calculated. 78 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:50,980 Wait, you know what? I need a bottle of water. 79 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:52,574 -[Jen] Oh. Sure. -Can you pop the trunk? 80 00:03:52,649 --> 00:03:53,479 Okay. 81 00:03:54,567 --> 00:03:56,187 -All right? -[beep] 82 00:03:56,653 --> 00:03:58,993 God, there's just so many names on this list. 83 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:01,492 I wish that we could narrow it down  somehow and find this guy. 84 00:04:01,699 --> 00:04:03,529 -Or gal. -Oh, right. 85 00:04:03,618 --> 00:04:04,988 -Mm-hm. -God, I'm such a dick. 86 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:06,248 -Yup. -[laughter] 87 00:04:06,996 --> 00:04:07,996 [thump] 88 00:04:08,456 --> 00:04:09,496 What was that? 89 00:04:10,458 --> 00:04:11,418 Jude? 90 00:04:12,460 --> 00:04:13,290 Judy? 91 00:04:14,671 --> 00:04:16,211 Oh, come on. I'm fine. 92 00:04:16,506 --> 00:04:17,626 I faint all the time. 93 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:19,011 No, you don't. 94 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:21,392 Yeah. You haven't known me for that long. 95 00:04:21,678 --> 00:04:24,308 I did it a bunch in high school and then once at Lilith Fair. 96 00:04:25,306 --> 00:04:26,266 Remember Lilith Fair? 97 00:04:26,349 --> 00:04:28,389 No, I was way too high. 98 00:04:28,476 --> 00:04:30,016 -Of course you were. -[laughs] 99 00:04:30,186 --> 00:04:31,306 -It was fun. -Okay. 100 00:04:31,562 --> 00:04:34,022 Nobody get too excited, but Dennis just called. 101 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:35,777 He crosschecked our list against DUIs. 102 00:04:36,150 --> 00:04:38,030 -And? -Something interesting. 103 00:04:39,028 --> 00:04:42,568 Andrew Peters. Two DUIs. Lives four blocks from the scene. 104 00:04:42,657 --> 00:04:43,827 Andrew Peters. 105 00:04:43,908 --> 00:04:46,158 -That's the fucking guy. -See? That's too excited. 106 00:04:46,244 --> 00:04:48,914 -No, no! We should go check it out, right? -Yeah. 107 00:04:49,372 --> 00:04:51,542 -Yes, we should. Let's go. -Okay. Let's go. 108 00:04:51,666 --> 00:04:53,416 -[Judy groans] -But, oh, sit back. 109 00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:56,173 I'm sorry. I feel so woozy. 110 00:04:56,254 --> 00:04:58,844 Let's chill for a minute. We can't jump to conclusions here, okay? 111 00:04:58,923 --> 00:05:03,223 I'm not jumping to anything. I'm saying it's a '66 Mustang with two DUIs 112 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:06,183 and lives four blocks from where Ted  was hit. That's the fucking guy. 113 00:05:06,264 --> 00:05:07,224 It's pretty compelling. 114 00:05:07,932 --> 00:05:09,522 -I like him for it. -I like him too. 115 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:11,600 We should call Detective Perez, loop her in. 116 00:05:11,853 --> 00:05:15,063 Oh, no. I'm not calling her. She's gonna  slow us down with her "process." 117 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:17,818 Hey, I get it, okay? But we can't run away with this thing. 118 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:20,778 Nobody here has a badge, currently. 119 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:22,114 Yeah, maybe he's right. 120 00:05:22,530 --> 00:05:24,740 Maybe we should just, you know, slow it down. 121 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:26,695 Okay. Yeah, maybe you're right. 122 00:05:26,784 --> 00:05:28,704 -You got to trust me. -I trust you. 123 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:31,455 Oh, gosh. You guys, you know what? I'm late to pick up Charlie. 124 00:05:31,539 --> 00:05:33,539 -Uh... Will you keep an eye on her? -Yeah. 125 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:35,214 I'd love to. 126 00:05:49,390 --> 00:05:52,980 A little hot tea, a little chicken soup from a can. 127 00:05:53,227 --> 00:05:54,347 Don't tell my mama. 128 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:56,018 Oh... 129 00:05:56,731 --> 00:05:58,941 -Ugh! Soup smells so bad. -Yup. 130 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:00,685 -Sorry. -Oh, it's okay. 131 00:06:02,153 --> 00:06:05,533 Nausea, fainting, sweats. You thrown up at all? 132 00:06:05,615 --> 00:06:06,815 -Yes. -Oh. 133 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:10,373 You know, I'm not a doctor, but I'd say it's either the flu or you're pregnant. 134 00:06:11,162 --> 00:06:12,832 Since you and I have been taking it slow, 135 00:06:12,914 --> 00:06:15,924 which is adorable but getting harder every day, I'd say you have the flu. 136 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,130 -[heartbeat] -Unless you got a side piece. 137 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:21,416 [ecstatic moaning] 138 00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:28,350 [whispering] Oh, shit. 139 00:06:35,812 --> 00:06:37,152 -Thank you. -Yeah. 140 00:06:37,688 --> 00:06:39,358 [sighs heavily] 141 00:06:42,276 --> 00:06:43,396 You're too good to me. 142 00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:45,283 No. It's nothing. 143 00:06:46,489 --> 00:06:48,619 You know that feeling you get when a thing is new, 144 00:06:48,699 --> 00:06:53,619 and the person you're into gets sick, or there's an emergency, 145 00:06:53,955 --> 00:06:57,165 it makes you realize, wow, how much you care about them? 146 00:06:57,542 --> 00:07:00,252 Even though it hasn't been that long? Do I sound like an idiot? 147 00:07:00,336 --> 00:07:01,206 No. 148 00:07:02,964 --> 00:07:04,764 You're such a great guy. 149 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:09,100 Oh, shit. 150 00:07:09,804 --> 00:07:12,064 "You're such a great guy"? Were you about to say, "But?" 151 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:13,562 No. 152 00:07:13,641 --> 00:07:15,101 Yeah, yeah, yes, yes. 153 00:07:15,518 --> 00:07:16,518 Yes, I am. 154 00:07:20,189 --> 00:07:23,439 Honestly, before I met you, I was engaged to someone. 155 00:07:24,485 --> 00:07:25,445 Okay. 156 00:07:26,612 --> 00:07:28,702 And he has suddenly come back into the picture. 157 00:07:29,574 --> 00:07:32,204 And I don't wanna have feelings for him, but I do. 158 00:07:33,119 --> 00:07:35,709 And I don't think that it's fair to you. 159 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:37,002 [Nick inhales] 160 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:38,287 Okay. 161 00:07:38,666 --> 00:07:40,706 I'm so sorry. I... [sighs] 162 00:07:41,002 --> 00:07:42,922 Steve and I are just hot and cold, you know? 163 00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:43,844 Sometimes, I hate him 164 00:07:43,921 --> 00:07:46,471 and then the next minute, it's the most passionate-- 165 00:07:46,549 --> 00:07:48,679 -Yeah, I don't need the play-by-play. -Right. 166 00:07:49,886 --> 00:07:50,796 I'm sorry. 167 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:53,719 Should I... 168 00:07:54,432 --> 00:07:55,522 -You okay? -I'm gonna go. 169 00:07:55,892 --> 00:07:59,022 Yeah, sure. You don't have to stay  and take care of me. 170 00:07:59,103 --> 00:08:02,193 -Yeah. It's a little awkward right now. -Yeah, I guess. 171 00:08:05,109 --> 00:08:07,149 Thank you, though. For everything. 172 00:08:10,573 --> 00:08:12,663 I did not see this coming. [laughs] 173 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:15,450 Some detective, huh? 174 00:08:23,794 --> 00:08:24,674 Shit. 175 00:08:38,809 --> 00:08:39,939 [doorbell rings] 176 00:08:47,485 --> 00:08:49,395 Hi. Jen Harding. 177 00:08:49,487 --> 00:08:53,317 I was just driving back from another  listing and I had to stop because, wow! 178 00:08:53,616 --> 00:08:55,236 What a house! I mean... 179 00:08:55,701 --> 00:08:57,871 is there any possibility you're interested in selling? 180 00:08:57,954 --> 00:09:01,124 Because prices are just insane in this area right now. 181 00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:04,004 Really? All right. I'm interested. 182 00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:05,921 Andrew. 183 00:09:06,587 --> 00:09:07,457 Peters. 184 00:09:08,005 --> 00:09:08,875 Pleasure. 185 00:09:10,424 --> 00:09:12,264 -Please. Come on in. -Thanks. 186 00:09:18,266 --> 00:09:19,976 [Jen] Wow. It's beautiful. 187 00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:22,520 I love the minimalism. 188 00:09:22,603 --> 00:09:24,063 So... sleek. 189 00:09:24,146 --> 00:09:24,976 Thanks. 190 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:26,978 The ex-wife hated it. 191 00:09:27,358 --> 00:09:29,438 Oh. Well, then I hate her. 192 00:09:29,527 --> 00:09:30,987 [both laughing] 193 00:09:31,529 --> 00:09:33,409 -All right. -All right. 194 00:09:34,699 --> 00:09:36,029 Can I get you a drink? 195 00:09:36,951 --> 00:09:40,661 Um... No. No, I shouldn't.  I'm on the clock. 196 00:09:40,871 --> 00:09:42,671 -Mind if I hit it? -Sure. 197 00:09:46,210 --> 00:09:47,500 I made that myself. 198 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:49,458 It's mahogany. 199 00:09:50,381 --> 00:09:52,381 Hmm. That's a quality wood. 200 00:09:53,175 --> 00:09:55,965 Got a whole workroom set up in my garage. 201 00:09:56,470 --> 00:10:00,060 Never met a time-sucking hobby I couldn't get behind. 202 00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:02,687 Well, I'd love to see more of your work. 203 00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:06,612 Oh, yeah. I don't know. The garage is kind of a mess. 204 00:10:07,356 --> 00:10:09,526 -I can handle a little dust. -I'd rather not. 205 00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:13,403 You know... 206 00:10:14,488 --> 00:10:15,448 screw it. I... 207 00:10:16,407 --> 00:10:17,617 I will have that drink. 208 00:10:17,825 --> 00:10:18,655 Oh! 209 00:10:19,327 --> 00:10:20,577 All right. It's a party. 210 00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:24,121 -Touch of the brown stuff? -Mm-hm. 211 00:10:29,545 --> 00:10:30,625 Here we are. 212 00:10:31,839 --> 00:10:32,969 That'll warm you up. 213 00:10:33,674 --> 00:10:34,514 Thanks. 214 00:10:35,217 --> 00:10:37,887 -Is it this way? -Yeah. Right through that door. 215 00:10:40,848 --> 00:10:41,678 [Jen] Hmm. 216 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,935 This... wood is really... 217 00:10:46,103 --> 00:10:49,613 Circles, uh... really honor the wood. 218 00:10:50,232 --> 00:10:51,612 You are too kind. 219 00:10:53,527 --> 00:10:55,487 Is this a '66 Mustang? 220 00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:58,030 Yes, it is. Good for you. 221 00:10:59,033 --> 00:11:00,453 You a car buff? 222 00:11:00,951 --> 00:11:03,161 -Uh, yeah. Yeah, sure. -Mmm. 223 00:11:06,957 --> 00:11:08,917 -You mind if... -Oh, God. Yeah. 224 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:13,705 Et voilà! 225 00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:18,177 Another one of my projects. 226 00:11:20,304 --> 00:11:21,684 -Wanna check it out? -Hmm? 227 00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:23,643 -Go on. Jump in. -Oh. 228 00:11:23,891 --> 00:11:26,061 -All new interior. Just restored it. -Okay. 229 00:11:27,311 --> 00:11:29,731 Should have seen it three months ago. It was a wreck. 230 00:11:29,980 --> 00:11:30,940 Fingers and toes. 231 00:11:33,484 --> 00:11:35,824 Why are the tires off? Did something happen? 232 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:39,070 [chuckles] Nothing happened.  That's the problem. 233 00:11:39,156 --> 00:11:41,526 It's taken me fucking forever to put this thing together. 234 00:11:43,452 --> 00:11:45,912 -[Andrew sighs] -So you've... you've never driven it? 235 00:11:45,996 --> 00:11:46,826 Not yet. 236 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:51,880 You would not believe how vicious these car collectors are on eBay. 237 00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:55,553 Fucking jackals. Anyway, check this out. 238 00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:59,472 [soft rock music playing] 239 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:03,009 May not have an engine yet but my stereo is hot. 240 00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:05,894 You know, I should probably get going. It's late. 241 00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:07,692 -Whoa! -Uh... 242 00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:09,482 -Hey. -Can you let me out? 243 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,692 -Easy. Be gentle with it. -I'm getting claustrophobic. 244 00:12:11,772 --> 00:12:12,652 Please just... 245 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,192 Let me help you out a little there. 246 00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:15,275 Okay. 247 00:12:15,359 --> 00:12:17,779 -God, you smell so good. -No. That's not what this is. 248 00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:20,162 -Get off of me. -No. Relax, it's fine. 249 00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:21,909 Get the fuck off me! 250 00:12:22,366 --> 00:12:23,486 [yells with pain] 251 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:27,287 Bitch! What the fuck is wrong with you? 252 00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:29,205 No means motherfucking no. 253 00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:30,880 Get the fuck out of my house! 254 00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:35,379 [yelps] Fucking blood everywhere.  You bitch! 255 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:36,710 [elevator bell pings] 256 00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:43,800 Hey, girl. 257 00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:45,598 Oh, Judy. Hey, girl. 258 00:12:45,681 --> 00:12:47,021 Girl, he's on a call. 259 00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:48,929 Some people think it's for pussies, but I don't. 260 00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:52,019 No. I said I don't think it's for pussies. 261 00:12:52,855 --> 00:12:54,265 Yeah, I got to go too. Bye. 262 00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:56,483 -Hi. -Hey. 263 00:12:56,567 --> 00:13:00,067 Uh... What's going on? Things are chaotic right now. I don't have time to... 264 00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:02,284 I have to talk to you about a couple of things. 265 00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:04,374 I got a meeting in five minutes. If this can wait... 266 00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:05,700 -It can't. -Okay. 267 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:08,002 I broke up with the guy that I'm seeing. 268 00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:10,369 -Okay. -Because he's not you. 269 00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:12,834 It's a high bar. 270 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,416 And because... 271 00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:18,591 I think I might be pregnant. 272 00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:22,006 -Fuck! Seriously? -Yeah. 273 00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:25,135 -How do you know it's mine? -I never slept with him! 274 00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:26,311 That's weird. 275 00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:28,183 It's yours. 276 00:13:28,432 --> 00:13:31,562 -Judy, now? This is happening now? -Yes, I know. 277 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,234 But after everything we've been through, 278 00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:34,942 maybe we're finally getting what we wanted. 279 00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:37,111 We get to have our family. 280 00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:41,993 I know it's scary, but sometimes things happen in weird ways, right? 281 00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:42,911 [Steve] Hmm. 282 00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:45,028 Judy... 283 00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:49,252 this is not divine intervention, okay? This is the definition of insanity, 284 00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:52,038 doing the same thing over and over again hoping for a different result. 285 00:13:52,122 --> 00:13:52,962 We know the result. 286 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:53,870 No, we don't. 287 00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:56,291 -We don't know the result. -We lived the result five times. 288 00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:57,417 Maybe our luck has changed. 289 00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:59,383 Would you stop fucking bright-siding everything? 290 00:13:59,463 --> 00:14:00,633 -Don't yell at me. -Sorry. 291 00:14:00,714 --> 00:14:01,554 It's okay. 292 00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:03,014 [sighs] 293 00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:07,927 Look, I can't put myself through this again. 294 00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:09,934 I just can't. I'm sorry. 295 00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:13,016 You can call me in nine months if it... You know? 296 00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:15,272 Or maybe just put yourself out of your misery now. 297 00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:19,942 Put myself out of my misery? 298 00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:22,108 [door opens] 299 00:14:22,736 --> 00:14:23,896 -[Heidi] Hey, babe. -Hey, babe. 300 00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:27,488 I got the sush. Oh, my bad. I didn't mean to interrupt. 301 00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:30,035 -Hey. I'm just finishing up with a client. -Oh. 302 00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:32,655 Sorry. I was in the bathroom. 303 00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:34,287 -Hey, girl. -Hey, girl. 304 00:14:34,748 --> 00:14:35,578 Girl. 305 00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:37,706 [Steve] Kaley, would you take Heidi to the break room? 306 00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:39,343 -I'm just gonna be a sec. -Sure. 307 00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:48,552 What? You were seeing someone. 308 00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:53,847 What? 309 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,231 What was the other thing you wanted to say? 310 00:14:58,898 --> 00:14:59,728 What? 311 00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:01,782 You said a couple of things. 312 00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:03,533 What else? 313 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,779 [heartbeat] 314 00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:17,120 Nothing. 315 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:37,770 [heavy metal music blaring] 316 00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:51,083 -[music stops] -[cell phone rings] 317 00:16:02,878 --> 00:16:03,748 Okay, okay. 318 00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:07,972 Hey. 319 00:16:09,843 --> 00:16:12,353 [Jen] You went straight to Steve? You didn't even take a test yet? 320 00:16:12,429 --> 00:16:13,759 I did. I didn't have one. 321 00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:16,481 But I just know  because my boobs are so tender. 322 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,639 All right. Stop staring at it, okay? 323 00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:22,265 A watched pee stick never turns positive. 324 00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:28,239 Do you want it to be positive or do you not? 325 00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:30,068 I do. 326 00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:32,702 -You do? -Oh, God, I do want it to be positive. 327 00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:34,873 But, you know, sometimes when you really want something 328 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,164 and you think if you hope for it, it's not gonna happen? 329 00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:39,329 And if you don't hope for it, maybe it will happen? 330 00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:41,665 -Mm-hm. -But sometimes when you hope for things, 331 00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:42,580 they happen, right? 332 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:45,050 So maybe I just... 333 00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:48,471 hope for the next three minutes. 334 00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:50,628 Okay. 335 00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:53,888 So you're gonna let yourself feel  how you actually feel. 336 00:16:54,221 --> 00:16:55,181 That's a good idea. 337 00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:57,057 Yeah. Thanks. 338 00:16:57,766 --> 00:17:02,346 But you are not allowed to feel positive feelings towards Steve ever again. 339 00:17:03,063 --> 00:17:04,653 Even if that's how you actually feel. 340 00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:06,072 No, I won't. I can't. 341 00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:08,440 Okay. Because, you know, you've gone back before. 342 00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:11,454 You are an addict. And he's meth... 343 00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:13,412 with impish good looks. 344 00:17:13,490 --> 00:17:14,740 Oh, God, he is. 345 00:17:15,784 --> 00:17:17,754 I hate his stupid fucking face. 346 00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:20,867 Okay. It's been two minutes. So, avert. 347 00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:22,670 Just don't. Don't... 348 00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,500 -I really wanna look at it. -Don't do it. 349 00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:29,917 [Judy sighs deeply] 350 00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:32,465 Oh, I broke up with Nick. 351 00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:34,512 You did? 352 00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:36,010 -Yeah. -Oh! 353 00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:38,853 I know. He deserves someone nicer than me. 354 00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:40,771 Who the fuck is nicer than you? 355 00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:43,904 Okay. Then maybe someone more stable. 356 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,270 Well, that he can maybe find. 357 00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:51,954 Maybe it's not great to be a single mom that's not stable. 358 00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:54,493 Whose mother is stable? 359 00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,331 And you won't be a single mom. 360 00:17:58,494 --> 00:17:59,374 You have me. 361 00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:03,754 We can be like a three-child mothering team. 362 00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:06,839 -Mothering team. -Aww! 363 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,129 That's awesome! 364 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:09,801 [beeping] 365 00:18:21,558 --> 00:18:22,728 -[sighs] -Oh, shit. 366 00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:26,556 It's okay. 367 00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:33,105 You only see one line, right? 368 00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:34,275 Yeah. 369 00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:36,070 I'm sorry. 370 00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:40,244 I'm sorry. 371 00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:41,334 It's okay. 372 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,081 It's okay. 373 00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:51,509 Well... 374 00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:54,167 you're probably not ready to hear this, but... 375 00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:57,390 one tiny bit of a bright side. 376 00:18:59,054 --> 00:18:59,974 What? 377 00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:01,846 You can drink. 378 00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:04,726 [sighs] Yeah, I can drink. 379 00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:09,234 [Jen] I just got out of there as fast as I could. 380 00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:11,605 Oh, my God! Fucking piece of shit. 381 00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:15,362 Yeah, but it's, like, you know, I went into the house. 382 00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:17,737 -I got into the car. -No, stop it. 383 00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:19,833 You're being, like, I asked for it. 384 00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:23,248 No, I know I wasn't... asking for it. It's just... 385 00:19:24,454 --> 00:19:27,544 I'm pretty sure I broke his face, so that feels good. 386 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,040 Wow! That's awesome! You are a tough broad. 387 00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:32,878 [chuckles] Hardly. 388 00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:34,884 You are. 389 00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:37,344 You're "don't mess with Texas," you know. 390 00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:38,339 What? 391 00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:41,847 Uh, am I Texas in that equation or...? 392 00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:43,854 Well, you're like Brooklyn, like, 393 00:19:43,932 --> 00:19:46,142 -[Brooklyn accent] "Don't fuck with me." -[laughter] 394 00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:49,398 Is that... is that what you think  people sound like? 395 00:19:49,479 --> 00:19:51,519 You didn't think I was from the block when I said it? 396 00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:52,687 -No. -What? 397 00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:53,730 Oh, my God. 398 00:19:53,817 --> 00:19:55,607 -Then you do it. -No, I'm not gonna do it. 399 00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:56,574 -Come on. -No. 400 00:19:56,653 --> 00:19:57,493 Please? 401 00:19:57,738 --> 00:19:59,908 -Uh-uh. -I've had a really shitty day. 402 00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:03,452 [Brooklyn accent] I used to  sound like this. 403 00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:04,945 [laughs] 404 00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:06,460 [Brooklyn accent] Like this. 405 00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:07,538 I love it so much! 406 00:20:07,956 --> 00:20:09,286 You're lucky you're sad. 407 00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:14,961 I shouldn't have let you go 408 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,797 -to that guy's house. -You didn't let me go. 409 00:20:17,424 --> 00:20:18,384 I just went. 410 00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:21,760 But you can't do that anymore. 411 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:24,144 You can't go to strangers' houses. It's not safe. 412 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,523 -Okay? You have to stop. I mean it. -I know. 413 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,020 Yeah, I mean it too. 414 00:20:28,518 --> 00:20:30,648 Detective Perez called and said if I don't stop, 415 00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:33,109 -they'll throw me in jail or something. -What? 416 00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:34,113 Mm-hm. 417 00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:36,396 Yeah. That's the world we're living in. 418 00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:40,320 I get assaulted and then I get in trouble and a criminal walks free. 419 00:20:43,116 --> 00:20:44,656 God, I just wish it was him. 420 00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:47,447 Yeah. Me too. 421 00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:53,883 I know you think that if you find  the person who did this, 422 00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:55,501 it's gonna make you feel better. 423 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,718 I really don't think it will. 424 00:21:09,184 --> 00:21:12,734 I guess I just wanted my fucking three minutes of hope. 425 00:21:16,483 --> 00:21:17,483 But no. 426 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,107 Yeah. 427 00:21:21,738 --> 00:21:23,278 Hope will burn you like that. 428 00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:27,365 Yeah. 429 00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:30,504 [water running] 430 00:21:42,342 --> 00:21:43,432 Jen! 431 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:45,600 Is it? 432 00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:47,013 Yeah, it is. 433 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,927 -It's positive now, right? -Yeah. It is. 434 00:21:51,351 --> 00:21:53,271 -Holy shit. -And that's two lines, not one, right? 435 00:21:53,353 --> 00:21:54,653 -Yes, clearly, yes. -Clearly. 436 00:21:54,730 --> 00:21:56,060 God, you know what that means? 437 00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:58,818 Yeah. That I'm the asshole that bought you the cheap test. 438 00:21:58,900 --> 00:22:01,110 Yeah, who buys store brand? I thought you were my friend. 439 00:22:01,194 --> 00:22:03,324 -Who cares? You're pregnant. -Oh, my God! 440 00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:05,070 You're not pregnant. 441 00:22:06,408 --> 00:22:07,408 Sorry, what? 442 00:22:07,784 --> 00:22:09,044 You're not pregnant. 443 00:22:10,495 --> 00:22:12,115 Oh, no, but I... 444 00:22:12,205 --> 00:22:14,745 In fact, your estrogen levels are so low, 445 00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:17,463 it'd be impossible for you to get pregnant. 446 00:22:18,086 --> 00:22:19,126 I'm so sorry. 447 00:22:20,213 --> 00:22:22,343 No, but the test said that I was pregnant. 448 00:22:22,424 --> 00:22:25,264 Unfortunately, if you leave it out for too long, 449 00:22:25,552 --> 00:22:27,182 it can show false positive. 450 00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:33,231 I don't understand. Then what are  all these symptoms that I'm having? 451 00:22:33,935 --> 00:22:37,395 Those symptoms can also be indicative of early menopause. 452 00:22:40,650 --> 00:22:41,780 I'm so sorry. 453 00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:48,827 Uh, yeah. I would say that Perez's tone was firm. 454 00:22:49,076 --> 00:22:49,906 Um... 455 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,870 The words "cease and desist" were used. 456 00:22:53,163 --> 00:22:54,293 [Nick] Ah, okay. 457 00:22:55,165 --> 00:22:56,285 Understood. 458 00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:59,420 I am so sorry, Nick. I hope I didn't get you in any trouble. 459 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:02,960 Oh, no. No, don't worry about it. You didn't get me in any trouble. 460 00:23:04,132 --> 00:23:07,182 Hey. I also wanted to say sorry about you and Judy. 461 00:23:07,594 --> 00:23:11,014 Yeah. That didn't quite work out the way I'd hoped. 462 00:23:11,723 --> 00:23:13,933 [sighing] Most things don't. 463 00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:15,769 What can you do, though? 464 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:21,320 Look, I love Judy, but I will be  the first to admit that she... 465 00:23:22,526 --> 00:23:24,436 she can be a little hard to pin down. 466 00:23:25,362 --> 00:23:26,202 Yeah. 467 00:23:30,325 --> 00:23:31,655 -[door closes] -Yeah. 468 00:23:33,829 --> 00:23:34,699 I'm not. 469 00:23:35,330 --> 00:23:36,750 Oh, I'm sorry, honey. 470 00:23:36,832 --> 00:23:38,172 And I never will be. 471 00:23:39,543 --> 00:23:41,343 I gotta go. It's an emergency. 472 00:23:41,753 --> 00:23:42,843 Yeah. Me too. 473 00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:53,524 [Judy sobs] 32171

Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.