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[man] It's time. Time for you to get up.
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Look in the mirror
and decide who you wanna be today.
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Winners aren't born, they're bred.
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And in order to succeed hard,
you need...
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[Judy] What is that?
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That's my podcast alarm.
The Winners' Strategy.
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-[alarm] ...strategy for...
-Gets me pumped for the day.
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Oh! Are you doing self-help?
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No.
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I don't think so.
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Look at you.
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Yeah. But it's not
like your weird mystical shit.
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This is about tools for maximum success.
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It'd be great for you, actually.
It's discipline, it's planning,
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grabbing the life you want now.
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What are you doing?
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Shh! I'm grabbing what I want now.
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[moans softly] I missed you.
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But I can't be late for work.
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Plus, I got to hop on the trampoline
to get my lymph nodes going.
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Can you give me a ride?
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I gave you a few last night, didn't I?
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I mean to Jen's.
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Baby...
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when are you gonna start driving again?
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-[screams]
-[tires screech]
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Oh, my God!
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I'm never driving again.
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It's too triggering.
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Baby, how are you supposed
to move past all of this
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when you're still living with his wife?
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-I don't know how you sleep over there.
-I don't.
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I did last night, though.
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Oh, I missed this California King.
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Missed you in it.
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Seriously, though. I'm worried about you.
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Being around them
is not good for your head.
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It's not bad for my head.
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Jen and I are becoming
really close friends.
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Judy.
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What?
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What kind of friendship is based on lies?
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And manslaughter?
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A layered one?
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She doesn't even know who you really are.
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You know what? I'm helping her.
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You wanna help her?
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Move out, let her move on.
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I can't just not be friends with her
anymore. She relies on me.
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What, just walk out on her?
I wouldn't even know how to do that.
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It's not that hard.
Just pick a fight with her. Push her away.
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That's your MO, not mine.
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-Ooh!
-Ooh!
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You know I'm vehemently anti-conflict.
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And if I move out,
where am I supposed to go?
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I don't know.
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How about...
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back to this California King?
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[laughing]
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I know you still love me.
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-Don't do that.
-Come on.
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Don't.
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You got to admit,
last night felt good, right?
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Like how it used to feel.
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It did.
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And you missed me.
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I did.
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Maybe we could go back
to the way it was...
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before everything happened.
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That's such a nice dream.
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Or not.
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Come home.
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Wait. I thought you were
selling the house.
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Well, sometimes your strategy changes.
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[Judy laughing]
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Oh, God, you are the California King!
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-Oh, hey, Judy.
-Hey.
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You must really like that dress.
You wore it yesterday.
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Uh...
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Yeah, it's my very favorite dress.
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-Nice.
-Where's your mom?
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She's in her room.
She hasn't come down yet.
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Yeah. I don't wanna shock you,
but she's pissed about something.
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-[screen] All right, now, push...
-[panting]
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...down the road. Everything you want.
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-Everything you deserve!
-[knocking]
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-Hey.
-Hey.
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-Hey! Hey.
-Are you okay?
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Are you okay?
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Yeah.
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I can't believe you went to jail for me.
Why did you do that?
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That's what friends are for, right?
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No.
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It was fine.
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-Really?
-Yeah.
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I'm so sorry. Steve didn't have
to bail you out. I would've done that.
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So, what happened?
Did you have to spend the night there?
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Uh, no. I spent the night with Steve.
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Okay.
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-We fucked.
-Judy...
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Like, a bunch of times.
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-Judy!
-I know.
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I have a weakness for him.
It's like an addiction.
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But it was very transformative.
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And there is something
that I have to tell you.
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Ted was fucking someone.
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-What?
-Ted was fucking someone.
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Our Ted?
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Yeah. Our Ted.
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[breathing hard]
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[heavy breathing]
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I was up all night
trying to figure out who she is.
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How many Bambis do you know?
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-Judy, it's a screen name.
-Right.
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I hope it's not someone I know,
you know, like our chiropractor.
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That would be a loss.
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-It's so hard to find a good one.
-Or a mom at school.
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Oh, God, I would kill myself
if it's Turid Kristansson.
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Wait. Her name's Turid?
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She's this Norwegian former supermodel
who takes pictures of herself
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bathing with her kids
and posts them on Instagram.
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Well, I don't think Bambi is Turid
unless Turid is also a waitress.
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I'm chatting with her right now
on the game.
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-[beeping]
-You are?
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Yeah, she thinks I'm Ted.
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-Huh?
-Don't. Don't look.
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She got a filthy mouth and she can...
Wow! Really paint a picture.
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Talking about his cock?
'Cause evidently she misses it.
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She is and she does.
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Oh, God. A waitress.
Jesus. That's disgusting.
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Hey, I was a waitress.
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-So was I, but I need to hate the bitch.
-Okay.
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I get that you're upset,
but don't be a woman who blames the woman.
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Well, who am I supposed to blame?
The man is dead.
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-[beep]
-Plus, he was married, so she's gross.
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She got a new job
at some restaurant in Dana Point.
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She thinks that Ted is meeting her
at the end of her shift.
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-Oh, we are so going there.
-We so are.
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But to do what, exactly?
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Well, what I wanna do is punch her
'cause she is a slutty little homewrecker.
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Okay. You wanna do that, but if I were
you, I would think of maybe, like,
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a less violent strategy.
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Fine. Then I wanna know
how the fuck this happened,
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when the fuck, why the fuck,
and what the fucking fuck,
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-and then tell her that he's dead.
-Okay. That sounds like a plan.
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And if I punch her, I fucking punch her.
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-Which one do you think is Bambi?
-I'll know her when I see her.
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Oh, well, he'd like that ass.
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You think it's her?
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That's her.
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-That's fucking her.
-Her?
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Yeah.
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-He'd like the blonde.
-Are you sure?
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I know my husband.
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Sorry. Do you need a table?
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Yeah.
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♪ I'm a naughty girl ♪
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♪ I'm a nice girl too
I'm a naughty girl ♪
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Oh, God.
-♪ Anything for you ♪
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♪ Play with me
Come on, rocksteady ♪
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Should we get the Macho Nachos
or should we get the Arab Spring Rolls?
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What is the theme of this restaurant?
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Of course she has perfect tits.
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-Yours are better.
-Yeah, well...
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mine aren't mine.
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What do you mean?
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I had the, like,
the double thing, you know?
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You had cancer?
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No. No, I...
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I have the gene,
so I just got ahead of it.
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I didn't want my kids
to lose their mom like I did.
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Oh, my God. I didn't realize.
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How old were you when your mom died?
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Nineteen.
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So, older than Bambi.
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I'm so sorry.
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About which part?
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All of it.
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Have you figured out
what you're gonna say to her?
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I just wanna know how many times.
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It couldn't be that many times, right?
To fly under the radar like that?
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I guess. But you gotta know a cock
pretty well to miss it.
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-Hey.
-Oh, hey.
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Welcome to Bliss Pointe. Can I get
you girls started with some apps?
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Is your calamari fresh
or is it made from pig assholes?
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It's squid.
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I just heard some places use pig assholes.
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-How is the Guacadilla?
-Oh, amaze.
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We'll try that.
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Yeah. No, you know,
I'll just have another Frojito.
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Um, people really love
the Jerk Chicken Kabob.
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What is the cuisine in this place, Bambi?
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Is it Asian or Middle Eastern
or, like, Mexican?
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Yeah, like, everything, I think.
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Um, the owner is, like,
a globalist, I think.
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Or he just likes to appropriate
other people's shit.
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Yep. She'll have the Kabob.
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Okay.
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Thanks so much.
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Obviously, whatever they had
was just physical,
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because could you imagine
having to converse with that?
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Okay. Look, if you wanna know
what happened or how many times,
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I think open hostility
is probs not the best way to do it.
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You realize that that is
the tip of my hostility iceberg?
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Oh, I do.
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But I think
that you should really befriend her,
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charm her, soften her up.
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I'm confronting her, Judy,
I'm not grooming her.
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You know what I mean.
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Ted was just never a player.
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I mean, even when he was touring,
he was, like, the anti-player.
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Maybe he wasn't.
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-[cell phone buzzes]
-Maybe I didn't know him.
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-Fuck. Fuck!
-What?
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Steve's pulling his house off the market.
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Like I need that shit right now!
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We had three fucking offers over asking.
One in all cash.
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-God, talk about players.
-Steve's not a player.
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He's too scared of disease,
and he's very sensitive to condoms.
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He told Christopher he fell back in love.
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Chris always oversells clients
their houses,
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like it's fucking Love It or List It
or something.
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But, no, it's fucking just,
"List It, Chris."
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I think that Steve
might have been talking about me.
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Did you know
that he was pulling the house?
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I didn't wanna upset you
and we were on another topic.
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Yeah.
We're on the topic of assholes, Judy.
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At least I didn't know
that Ted was a fucking asshole,
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but you have all the information.
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I know things weren't good at the end
with me and Steve,
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but you were the one who said
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that everything that we went through
made us crazy. And you're totally right.
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I mean, you didn't really know
the kind, nurturing Steve.
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Well, what about the Steve
that left you after five miscarriages?
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-That's not fair.
-No, it's really shitty. But it's true.
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He was hurting. I was hurting.
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And then he was hurting
because I was hurting.
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He's really been working on himself, Jen.
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So what? I mean...
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is he pulling the house because you're...
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you're moving back in there?
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I really wanted to tell you this morning,
but I didn't want...
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This whole thing with Bambi came up.
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You're not even in that house, Judy.
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I mean, I have been in every room.
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It is all Steve,
as if you've never even lived there.
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Well, Steve has a very specific aesthetic.
248
00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:51,706
What? Modern douche?
249
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:55,455
He let me put a Buddha in the guest bath.
250
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,758
You know what?
I can't live your life for you,
251
00:11:57,842 --> 00:12:00,432
but, fuck, would I be making
better choices than that.
252
00:12:00,511 --> 00:12:02,431
Well, too bad we can't
live each other's lives.
253
00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:04,223
It's too bad
because mine's so fucking great.
254
00:12:04,306 --> 00:12:06,266
[Bambi] Guacadilla and two Frosés.
255
00:12:06,350 --> 00:12:07,850
I wanted a Frojito, Bambi.
256
00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:10,149
Oh, dang. Sorry.
257
00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:12,361
-It's fine.
-I'll drink sewer water at this point.
258
00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:14,190
[Bambi] The Frosés are yummo. [giggles]
259
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:15,780
Don't say "yummo."
260
00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:16,938
Okay.
261
00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:19,738
[Judy] You know,
I hope this isn't weird for you,
262
00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:23,992
but I just wanted to say that mango
uniform blouse looks awesome on you.
263
00:12:24,493 --> 00:12:26,583
The color just really brings out
the gold in your skin.
264
00:12:26,662 --> 00:12:28,372
OMG, you're so nice!
265
00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:29,826
OMG, you are!
266
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:32,036
I honestly am really happy you said that,
267
00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:34,836
because I just got a romper
in this same color for gigging,
268
00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:37,010
and I was like, "Wait, is this too much?"
269
00:12:37,381 --> 00:12:40,131
-Gigging?
-Yeah, I'm a singer-songwriter.
270
00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:42,181
I play guitar and, like, some piano.
271
00:12:43,095 --> 00:12:45,055
Would we have heard any of your music?
272
00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:47,849
Well, I was working on an album
with my boyfriend,
273
00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:50,103
who's, like, crazy talented, but...
274
00:12:50,311 --> 00:12:52,021
-Your boyfriend?
-Well, he was.
275
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,355
He's been kind of hot and cold lately.
276
00:12:56,525 --> 00:12:57,685
Hot and cold how?
277
00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:01,946
Um... Like, he kind of ghosted me
a couple of months ago,
278
00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:05,161
and then all of a sudden he was like,
"Hey, girl, I'm back.
279
00:13:05,242 --> 00:13:08,582
I'll see you after your shift."
And I was like, "Thanks, Ted."
280
00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:13,287
Ted. [clears throat]
281
00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:15,799
-Ted's your boyfriend?
-He was.
282
00:13:16,003 --> 00:13:17,633
I don't really know what he is now.
283
00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:22,513
How long were you dating, Bambi?
284
00:13:23,260 --> 00:13:24,260
Not that long.
285
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:25,890
Like a year and a half.
286
00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:26,931
-Holy shit.
-I know!
287
00:13:27,389 --> 00:13:29,639
To then not talk to me for three months!
288
00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:31,941
He's lucky I love him.
289
00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:38,321
-A year and a half!
-Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
290
00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:39,900
-I'm such a fucking fool.
-No.
291
00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:43,242
He was lying to my face
for a year and a half.
292
00:13:44,698 --> 00:13:46,948
-How did I not see that?
-[cell phone chimes]
293
00:13:48,619 --> 00:13:50,909
I don't know.
I think sometimes in relationships,
294
00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:53,866
-people see whatever they wanna see.
-Yeah. You would know.
295
00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:57,167
-It's not the same.
-Please.
296
00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:59,093
You think Steve has really changed, Judy?
297
00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:01,381
The asshole that just gave you
a restraining order?
298
00:14:01,465 --> 00:14:03,045
Okay. Our relationship is complicated.
299
00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:05,803
-It's not complicated, Judy. It's toxic!
-I'm not perfect either.
300
00:14:05,886 --> 00:14:07,676
God! Stop making excuses for him!
301
00:14:07,763 --> 00:14:09,973
Stop projecting! Steve is not Ted.
302
00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:12,559
Before everything happened,
Steve was really good to me.
303
00:14:12,643 --> 00:14:15,483
He was kind. He was loving.
He never cheated on me. He was...
304
00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:18,071
Really?
305
00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:22,031
-I'm sorry.
-Fuck you, Judy.
306
00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:24,571
-I didn't mean to say that.
-You said it! What did you mean?
307
00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:27,865
I don't wanna fight! Okay?
There's a lot of shit you don't know!
308
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:30,830
Yeah. Well, you know what?
Apparently, I don't fucking know anybody.
309
00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:33,873
Jen! Come on! Where are you going?
310
00:14:35,457 --> 00:14:37,207
-[Judy sighs]
-Uh...
311
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,840
Can I get you another round?
312
00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:41,880
No. I'm just gonna take the check. Thanks.
313
00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:43,884
But you haven't even
touched your Guacadilla.
314
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:45,716
-Yeah. It's fine.
-Okay.
315
00:14:47,344 --> 00:14:48,764
Hey, is your friend okay?
316
00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:51,638
She seemed, like, kind of upset.
317
00:14:58,981 --> 00:14:59,981
Ted's dead.
318
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:03,488
I'm sorry?
319
00:15:05,195 --> 00:15:07,025
Ted, he's dead.
320
00:15:08,824 --> 00:15:10,124
What... what do you mean?
321
00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:13,115
Ted? Like, my Ted?
322
00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:14,711
No.
323
00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:17,168
My Ted.
324
00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:20,211
I'm his wife.
325
00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:23,884
What? No. That's impossible.
326
00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:27,678
Impossible that he's dead
or impossible that I'm his wife?
327
00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:28,892
Both.
328
00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:31,559
He told me you died.
329
00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:46,025
[Jen] Hey. You okay?
330
00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:47,111
Hey. Yeah.
331
00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:48,863
You look like you saw a ghost.
332
00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:50,910
Thanks.
333
00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:52,656
I'm so sorry about what I said.
334
00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:54,042
It's all right.
335
00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:56,870
What do you need?
Do you wanna go punch her?
336
00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:58,036
No.
337
00:15:58,582 --> 00:15:59,632
I keyed her car.
338
00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:03,089
You did?
How did you know which one it was?
339
00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:04,797
I don't know. I just guessed.
340
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:07,054
So, you keyed someone's car?
341
00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:10,432
Yup.
And then I bought a pack of cigarettes.
342
00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:12,965
I fucking love you.
343
00:16:14,264 --> 00:16:17,524
-[lighter clicks]
-Such a fucking joke! So basic.
344
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:20,190
He just turned this marriage
into a cliche.
345
00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:22,651
Fuck him! Basic bitch!
346
00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:23,821
Totally. You know what?
347
00:16:23,899 --> 00:16:26,489
Maybe we should just pull over and,
you know, talk about it?
348
00:16:26,568 --> 00:16:27,698
No. I'm fine!
349
00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:29,202
[tires screech]
350
00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:32,155
Your driving is just a little erratic.
351
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:33,871
Please, Judy.
Will you please just relax?
352
00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:35,951
-I just need to vent.
-Okay.
353
00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:37,995
-[tires screech]
-[Judy] Oh, my God!
354
00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:40,119
-I'm fine.
-Okay. But you're scaring me!
355
00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:41,747
You know what? You drive.
356
00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:43,996
I can light this fucking cigarette.
357
00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:47,134
-[car horn blares]
-[tires screech]
358
00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:53,184
[lighter clicking]
359
00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:06,822
[heartbeat]
360
00:17:15,909 --> 00:17:17,079
I don't even want this.
361
00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:19,908
Hey, I'm sorry I scared you. Okay?
362
00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:22,745
-You're okay.
-[engine starts]
363
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:24,423
[inhales deeply] We're okay.
364
00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:35,474
The speed limit is 30 in Laguna.
365
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:38,638
-I know.
-Yeah. But you're going, like, 11.
366
00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:40,226
I'm being safe.
367
00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:43,726
You know that driving slow
is just as dangerous as speeding?
368
00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:45,186
-That's not true.
-[beep]
369
00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:46,612
Oh, car agrees with me.
370
00:17:48,942 --> 00:17:51,742
Did I tell you
Laguna is his hometown, right?
371
00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:54,994
It's where he wanted to live,
where he felt safe.
372
00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:57,696
It's, like, I just had to figure it out.
373
00:17:57,785 --> 00:18:00,695
How am I gonna make money
and feed four mouths.
374
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:03,543
But you did it. You made a beautiful life.
375
00:18:03,957 --> 00:18:06,087
What life? This isn't my life.
376
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:07,497
This is his life.
377
00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:10,762
I worked to support him and his dreams.
378
00:18:11,548 --> 00:18:12,758
I had my own dreams.
379
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:18,308
I'm really gonna need you to go faster.
380
00:18:19,723 --> 00:18:21,063
Your dreams, what were they?
381
00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:24,057
-They're stupid now.
-No!
382
00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:27,024
-No. It's embarrassing.
-Come on!
383
00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:30,653
I wanted to be a dancer.
384
00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:34,072
That is not stupid. That's amazing.
385
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,030
I was really good too.
386
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,235
I bet you were.
387
00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:43,503
But it just... seemed like his career
was taking off and...
388
00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:45,710
Not to ruin it for you, it didn't.
389
00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:48,537
But, you know,
I'm the one with the uterus,
390
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:51,297
and I've gotta be the grown-up here,
and for what?
391
00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:53,799
So, he just stopped fucking me
392
00:18:53,882 --> 00:18:58,052
and start fucking some 20-year-old
with big, warm tits
393
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,717
who makes him feel like a genius?
Fuck him.
394
00:19:02,349 --> 00:19:03,679
You guys weren't sleeping together
395
00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:05,687
and you didn't think that
maybe something was going on?
396
00:19:05,769 --> 00:19:06,729
No. I did.
397
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:10,856
And I asked him about it, but he was
just so convincing with his bad back
398
00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:14,111
and his depressed
"I'm-Never-Gonna-Be-A-Rockstar" bullshit.
399
00:19:14,194 --> 00:19:16,204
-[scoffs]
-[cell phone chimes]
400
00:19:17,447 --> 00:19:18,567
Oh, God. It's Steve.
401
00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:20,986
Of course it is.
He's been texting you all night.
402
00:19:21,743 --> 00:19:23,293
He wants me to go over there.
403
00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:26,122
What do you want, Judy?
404
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:27,667
Do you wanna go?
405
00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:30,667
Do you wanna move back in with him?
406
00:19:35,048 --> 00:19:37,508
I just want things to go back to before...
407
00:19:38,635 --> 00:19:40,135
before everything happened.
408
00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:42,679
What, you want it to be the way it was?
409
00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:46,562
[heartbeat]
410
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,599
-[screams]
-[tires screech]
411
00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:50,476
Holy shit!
412
00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:54,897
-What are you doing?
-We have to go back.
413
00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:57,145
No! Don't be fucking stupid!
You can't go back!
414
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:02,616
I don't want things to be
the way they were.
415
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:05,541
-Good.
-I just wish things were different.
416
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:08,081
-You and me both, sister.
-I wish I was different.
417
00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:11,035
No. No. Judy, you are great.
418
00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:12,883
You are fucking awesome.
419
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:15,505
Your choices are a little questionable.
420
00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:16,919
Oh. You have no idea.
421
00:20:17,007 --> 00:20:19,547
You don't have to do
what he wants anymore.
422
00:20:20,093 --> 00:20:21,553
Too much has happened.
423
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,684
You know, love is just not enough.
424
00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:26,354
You need space
so that you can be fully you...
425
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:30,726
or, you know,
you're just gonna end up like me.
426
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,114
And what would you do if you were me?
427
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,410
[knocking]
428
00:20:47,996 --> 00:20:49,036
Oh, hey.
429
00:20:50,165 --> 00:20:51,035
Hello, Steve.
430
00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:53,129
Hello, Jen.
431
00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:54,881
What's up?
432
00:20:55,295 --> 00:20:56,755
You should take the cash offer.
433
00:20:56,838 --> 00:21:00,338
It's 200 over asking.
You would be stupid not to.
434
00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:02,048
[chuckles]
435
00:21:02,135 --> 00:21:03,425
She's always selling!
436
00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:08,021
Look, I get why you'd want me to do that.
I do. And I'm sorry.
437
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:10,850
But I am pulling the house.
I don't wanna sell.
438
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,435
It's just such a big house for one person.
439
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:18,819
It's not just for one person.
440
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,700
Judy is not coming back.
441
00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:26,741
I mean, it's not like you ever let her
live in this house to begin with.
442
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:32,332
You don't have a fucking clue
what you're talking about.
443
00:21:33,917 --> 00:21:34,917
You barely know her.
444
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,955
Maybe, but I get her.
445
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:43,144
Take the offer.
446
00:21:55,605 --> 00:21:57,225
-[Jen sighs]
-What happened? What'd he say?
447
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:58,436
God! He's a dick.
448
00:21:58,525 --> 00:22:00,895
-I know.
-But he's the worst kind of dick.
449
00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:03,736
He's a secret dick,
because you don't know it at first.
450
00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:05,872
Because he's so good-looking and charming.
451
00:22:05,949 --> 00:22:08,579
Yeah, but he's so good-looking, that it,
like, comes back around the other side.
452
00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:09,950
Oh, God. Thank you.
453
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:12,292
-Hmm?
-I could not have done that myself.
454
00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:14,883
Well, I'm so...
455
00:22:15,625 --> 00:22:17,205
I don't know why I can't say no to him.
456
00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:20,344
Because you're an addict.
You have to put down the pipe.
457
00:22:20,422 --> 00:22:21,842
By the pipe, you mean his penis?
458
00:22:21,923 --> 00:22:23,883
Yes. I mean his penis.
Obviously, I mean his penis.
459
00:22:23,967 --> 00:22:26,257
-It's so hard for me to put that down.
-Is it a big penis?
460
00:22:26,928 --> 00:22:28,598
-It's like...
-Oh, shit. Really?
461
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:30,060
It's a good version of big.
462
00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:33,100
-Good-looking and with a big dick?
-What do you do?
463
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:34,845
-How do you find that again?
-You don't.
464
00:22:34,936 --> 00:22:35,766
I know.
465
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:37,855
-You...
-I should go back in there?
466
00:22:37,939 --> 00:22:41,989
No. You are beautiful,
and you are a good person,
467
00:22:42,069 --> 00:22:43,529
and you have a great heart.
468
00:22:44,654 --> 00:22:46,244
And you would never hurt a fly.
469
00:22:48,116 --> 00:22:49,616
I don't think I deserve that.
470
00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:51,041
Oh, just take it.
471
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:54,750
Oh, God. What is wrong with me?
472
00:22:54,831 --> 00:22:57,131
Why do I pick guys who treat me like shit?
473
00:22:57,626 --> 00:22:59,706
I don't know.
I just spent 18 years with a liar.
474
00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:02,125
What does that say about me?
That I wanna be lied to?
475
00:23:08,428 --> 00:23:09,888
I have to tell you something.
476
00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:11,636
What?
477
00:23:16,186 --> 00:23:17,096
He killed you.
478
00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:21,072
What?
479
00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:24,490
Ted. He told Bambi that you were dead.
480
00:23:26,696 --> 00:23:27,696
Breast cancer.
481
00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:31,789
No.
482
00:23:33,954 --> 00:23:37,924
He said that he was a widower and
that he was raising the kids all alone.
483
00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:41,289
Uh...
484
00:23:44,631 --> 00:23:46,801
I didn't know if I should tell you or not.
485
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,850
I don't know if you
should've told me either.
486
00:23:52,681 --> 00:23:54,471
[sighs heavily] I'm sorry.
487
00:23:57,310 --> 00:23:58,900
I can't fucking believe him.
488
00:24:00,605 --> 00:24:01,645
Yeah. I know.
489
00:24:03,233 --> 00:24:05,193
What the fuck have I been doing here?
490
00:24:08,321 --> 00:24:11,201
I've spent months trying to...
491
00:24:12,701 --> 00:24:13,991
bring him justice,
492
00:24:14,619 --> 00:24:17,409
obsessed with trying to find
the person that killed him,
493
00:24:17,497 --> 00:24:18,457
and for what?
494
00:24:20,625 --> 00:24:22,035
He fucking killed me.
495
00:24:24,421 --> 00:24:25,261
Yeah.
496
00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:28,763
Yeah.
497
00:24:32,220 --> 00:24:33,890
He's such a fucking asshole.
498
00:24:34,639 --> 00:24:36,929
Right. He's the asshole.
499
00:24:47,694 --> 00:24:48,954
I'm glad he's dead.
500
00:25:00,290 --> 00:25:01,420
Put on your seat belt.
501
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:02,790
[engine starts]
502
00:25:02,876 --> 00:25:03,996
I'm taking us home.
503
00:25:05,545 --> 00:25:07,915
♪ I'm a naughty girl
I'm a nice girl too ♪
504
00:25:08,006 --> 00:25:10,466
♪ I'm a naughty girl
Anything for you ♪
505
00:25:10,550 --> 00:25:13,430
♪ I'm a naughty girl
I'm a nice girl too ♪
506
00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:16,012
♪ I'm a naughty girl
Anything for you ♪
507
00:25:16,431 --> 00:25:18,521
♪ Play with me ♪
508
00:25:18,892 --> 00:25:21,602
♪ Come on, rocksteady ♪
509
00:25:21,895 --> 00:25:23,855
♪ Play with me ♪
510
00:25:24,272 --> 00:25:27,112
♪ Come on, rocksteady ♪
511
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:29,279
♪ Play with me ♪
512
00:25:29,694 --> 00:25:32,494
♪ Come on, rocksteady ♪
513
00:25:32,822 --> 00:25:34,912
♪ Play with me ♪
514
00:25:35,158 --> 00:25:37,908
♪ Come on, rocksteady ♪
515
00:26:09,359 --> 00:26:11,949
♪ I'm a naughty girl
I'm a nice girl too ♪
516
00:26:12,028 --> 00:26:14,738
♪ I'm a naughty girl
Anything for you ♪
517
00:26:14,823 --> 00:26:17,453
♪ I'm a naughty girl
I'm a nice girl too ♪
518
00:26:17,534 --> 00:26:20,204
♪ I'm a naughty girl
Anything for you ♪
519
00:26:20,537 --> 00:26:22,577
♪ Play with me ♪
520
00:26:22,956 --> 00:26:25,706
♪ Come on, rocksteady ♪
521
00:26:26,001 --> 00:26:28,001
♪ Play with me ♪
522
00:26:28,378 --> 00:26:31,258
♪ Come on, rocksteady ♪
523
00:26:31,464 --> 00:26:33,474
♪ Play with me ♪
524
00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:36,682
♪ Come on, rocksteady ♪
525
00:26:36,928 --> 00:26:39,008
♪ Play with me ♪
526
00:26:39,306 --> 00:26:42,096
♪ Come on, rocksteady ♪
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