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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,367 --> 00:00:04,108 Yep. That's a predator. 2 00:00:04,551 --> 00:00:06,969 So, what... like, a coyote? 3 00:00:06,970 --> 00:00:09,476 Oh, no, no. That's a bigger animal than that. 4 00:00:10,521 --> 00:00:11,804 How much bigger? 5 00:00:11,805 --> 00:00:13,762 That's bear scat. 6 00:00:13,763 --> 00:00:15,466 - Oh. - See the turds' end? 7 00:00:15,467 --> 00:00:17,659 How they taper? Yep. 8 00:00:19,268 --> 00:00:22,497 I say that that's unfailingly 9 00:00:22,498 --> 00:00:25,644 the shit of a 500-pound female black bear. 10 00:00:25,645 --> 00:00:27,123 Whoa. 11 00:00:27,124 --> 00:00:29,105 Do you own a firearm? 12 00:00:31,321 --> 00:00:36,514 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com 13 00:00:39,768 --> 00:00:41,137 It's today! 14 00:00:41,138 --> 00:00:43,226 - It's today! It's today! - It's today, 15 00:00:43,227 --> 00:00:45,925 it's today, it's today. 16 00:00:45,926 --> 00:00:47,666 Yay! Mwah. 17 00:00:47,667 --> 00:00:49,668 I love you. Voilà. 18 00:00:49,669 --> 00:00:51,321 Oh, my God. 19 00:00:51,322 --> 00:00:53,367 This is stunning. 20 00:00:53,368 --> 00:00:55,499 It's booze and health food. 21 00:00:55,500 --> 00:00:58,894 I love our day, hey, I love our day, hey. 22 00:00:58,895 --> 00:01:01,549 I love our day, hey... 23 00:01:01,550 --> 00:01:03,551 I love this. 24 00:01:03,552 --> 00:01:05,771 This is paradise here. 25 00:01:05,772 --> 00:01:08,077 We need our lady time. 26 00:01:08,078 --> 00:01:09,818 Bro. 27 00:01:09,819 --> 00:01:11,690 - Happy New Year. - Har-loo! 28 00:01:11,691 --> 00:01:14,040 It's all happening! 29 00:01:16,086 --> 00:01:18,914 Ladies, Mama needs a drink! 30 00:01:18,915 --> 00:01:20,394 Ooh, I want a smoke, too. 31 00:01:20,395 --> 00:01:23,832 - Damn it. Hi, baby. - Har-loo! 32 00:01:23,833 --> 00:01:26,487 Har-loo! 33 00:01:26,488 --> 00:01:28,794 - Menopause. - I missed you, hon. 34 00:01:28,795 --> 00:01:31,710 - Ooh, here, have some very cheap wine. - Please. 35 00:01:31,711 --> 00:01:33,407 - Kick it up my notches! - My notches! 36 00:01:34,757 --> 00:01:36,062 I love bread. 37 00:01:36,063 --> 00:01:37,846 Is this thing on? 38 00:01:37,847 --> 00:01:39,543 - You want a Primo? Okay. - Ah, yes, ma'am. 39 00:01:39,544 --> 00:01:40,936 - Yes, miss. - Right, honey? 40 00:01:40,937 --> 00:01:42,938 Har-loo! 41 00:01:42,939 --> 00:01:45,288 Har-loo! 42 00:01:45,289 --> 00:01:47,943 - Oh, Tressa. - Sam. 43 00:01:47,944 --> 00:01:50,665 It's okay. 44 00:01:52,101 --> 00:01:54,080 Aw... 45 00:01:54,081 --> 00:01:56,865 I was scared you wouldn't come today because of me. 46 00:01:56,866 --> 00:01:59,340 I didn't want to miss the thing. 47 00:01:59,341 --> 00:02:00,913 And I meant what I said. 48 00:02:00,914 --> 00:02:02,958 - We're friends too long. - Mmm. 49 00:02:02,959 --> 00:02:06,005 Besides, I like you better as a friend than a client. 50 00:02:06,006 --> 00:02:08,529 Thank you? 51 00:02:08,530 --> 00:02:10,772 Pace car. 52 00:02:12,556 --> 00:02:14,666 Whoa. 53 00:02:14,667 --> 00:02:15,928 Here. 54 00:02:15,929 --> 00:02:18,191 - I've got you. - Thank you, honey. 55 00:02:18,192 --> 00:02:20,976 - We're friends forever. - My God. 56 00:02:20,977 --> 00:02:22,935 I don't like when that happens. 57 00:02:24,981 --> 00:02:26,895 Baby, yes. Come to Mama. 58 00:02:26,896 --> 00:02:28,897 She's in her element here. 59 00:02:28,898 --> 00:02:31,900 Your Royal Heiny. Mm, mm, mm. 60 00:02:31,901 --> 00:02:34,424 Wait a minute, is there any vodka in this at all? 61 00:02:34,425 --> 00:02:36,992 You know I like more vodka than soda. 62 00:02:36,993 --> 00:02:38,646 My mother has Murray. I'm never leaving. 63 00:02:38,647 --> 00:02:40,648 I'm gonna let my mother raise Murray. I'm staying here. 64 00:02:40,649 --> 00:02:43,825 Ida is so upset she couldn't be here. 65 00:02:43,826 --> 00:02:46,132 She was gonna fly in a day early and everything, 66 00:02:46,133 --> 00:02:47,916 but then she got tickets to Springsteen. 67 00:02:47,917 --> 00:02:50,005 She did? 68 00:02:50,006 --> 00:02:52,051 How much do you want to bet Ida got backstage passes? 69 00:02:52,052 --> 00:02:53,966 - Yeah. - Magic. 70 00:02:53,967 --> 00:02:57,143 Show me the magic. 71 00:02:57,144 --> 00:02:59,798 "Is he, like, single? Is that... or is he in a relationship?" 72 00:02:59,799 --> 00:03:02,017 She said, "No he's single and he's straight. 73 00:03:02,018 --> 00:03:03,584 Wait, how old are your daughters?" 74 00:03:03,585 --> 00:03:05,020 - And I was like, "Bitch!" - Bitch... 75 00:03:05,021 --> 00:03:06,587 Hello? Over here? 76 00:03:06,588 --> 00:03:09,242 Put your lips together and suck. 77 00:03:09,243 --> 00:03:12,027 I like when my kids say, "What happened to your boobs?" 78 00:03:12,028 --> 00:03:14,900 - You! That's right. - You, you little bastards. 79 00:03:14,901 --> 00:03:17,685 You have the maternity section in your fucking closet. 80 00:03:17,686 --> 00:03:19,818 - Yes. - Well, that, I'd go back to. 81 00:03:19,819 --> 00:03:21,907 Can I move in your pool house? 82 00:03:21,908 --> 00:03:23,909 It feels so good to get untense. 83 00:03:23,910 --> 00:03:25,021 - Yeah. - Oh... 84 00:03:25,022 --> 00:03:27,216 L'chaim, l'chaim. 85 00:03:27,217 --> 00:03:29,088 - Thank you. - Lala Land! 86 00:03:29,089 --> 00:03:31,069 - Lala. - Lala Land. 87 00:03:42,793 --> 00:03:45,599 - It's freezing. - Well, get in here! 88 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:48,471 It's so good. Come on. 89 00:03:48,472 --> 00:03:51,213 Do you use this thing a lot? 90 00:03:51,214 --> 00:03:54,521 - Yes. Every day. - Oh. 91 00:03:54,522 --> 00:03:58,002 You guys have your drugs and alcohol, I have my Jacuzzi. 92 00:03:58,003 --> 00:04:00,440 I'll get in if you turn off the lights. 93 00:04:00,441 --> 00:04:03,312 I think that's Mars. 94 00:04:03,313 --> 00:04:05,836 Ooh, Tressa, you still got good boobs. 95 00:04:05,837 --> 00:04:07,272 Thank you. Don't look, though. 96 00:04:07,273 --> 00:04:08,796 Do you want to hug naked in the Jacuzzi? 97 00:04:08,797 --> 00:04:11,015 - No, thank you. - Just whip them around 98 00:04:11,016 --> 00:04:12,321 - a little a bit? - No! 99 00:04:12,322 --> 00:04:13,583 Come on, Sam! 100 00:04:13,584 --> 00:04:15,846 Those aren't really school shirts. 101 00:04:15,847 --> 00:04:20,068 The communal nudity, I... 102 00:04:20,069 --> 00:04:22,592 Well, can you just watch Yesenia for me, please? 103 00:04:22,593 --> 00:04:24,638 - Bro, she's right here. - Can you pick her up? 104 00:04:24,639 --> 00:04:28,729 It's just so dark out here and she's so tiny. 105 00:04:28,730 --> 00:04:31,471 She's just a little potato chip tuna fish salad. 106 00:04:31,472 --> 00:04:34,038 Please? 107 00:04:34,039 --> 00:04:36,824 Thank you. 108 00:04:36,825 --> 00:04:38,608 This is the last food... 109 00:04:41,264 --> 00:04:43,526 I shop for groceries all the time. 110 00:04:43,527 --> 00:04:45,615 The boys are both teenagers now, they need constant food. 111 00:04:45,616 --> 00:04:47,661 It's insane. It's my job. 112 00:04:47,662 --> 00:04:49,663 It's my actual job, groceries. 113 00:04:51,405 --> 00:04:53,536 Stop asking my ETA. 114 00:04:53,537 --> 00:04:55,843 You're supposed to be taking care of our kids. 115 00:04:55,844 --> 00:04:58,106 - Leave me alone. - Put down your phone. 116 00:04:58,107 --> 00:05:00,630 - I can't. - I got to put my clothes back on. 117 00:05:00,631 --> 00:05:02,676 It's so cold. Aren't you freezing? 118 00:05:02,677 --> 00:05:04,765 - I'm hot all the time. - You know, some people say 119 00:05:04,766 --> 00:05:06,549 don't take anything, 120 00:05:06,550 --> 00:05:09,204 and other people say you have to take something, 121 00:05:09,205 --> 00:05:11,511 - otherwise, you'll get the bad thing. - Right, right, 122 00:05:11,512 --> 00:05:13,513 - right, right, right. - If you don't take, 123 00:05:13,514 --> 00:05:15,950 like, hormones or whatever. 124 00:05:15,951 --> 00:05:17,430 - I'm gonna check it out. - Yes. 125 00:05:17,431 --> 00:05:18,909 - 'cause I'm just sweating. - No. 126 00:05:18,910 --> 00:05:20,302 Try the Progesterone. 127 00:05:20,303 --> 00:05:22,130 It's plant-based, it works great. 128 00:05:22,131 --> 00:05:24,741 Literally, it's the only reason I'm sane right now. 129 00:05:24,742 --> 00:05:26,700 So all you women have had kids, 130 00:05:26,701 --> 00:05:28,571 and that means you've had a hormone in you that protects you 131 00:05:28,572 --> 00:05:30,617 as you get older. I haven't had any kids. 132 00:05:30,618 --> 00:05:32,532 - What? - So I'm at a higher risk for... 133 00:05:32,533 --> 00:05:35,404 Finally, a reason. 134 00:05:35,405 --> 00:05:37,192 I got a... I-I've got a couple of hormones in me. 135 00:05:37,193 --> 00:05:38,015 That's something. 136 00:05:38,016 --> 00:05:39,974 No one else is on anything but me? 137 00:05:39,975 --> 00:05:41,541 Well, I'm on something, 138 00:05:41,542 --> 00:05:44,544 but not for that. 139 00:05:44,545 --> 00:05:46,241 Can I just say, the hardest part about going 140 00:05:46,242 --> 00:05:48,765 through all of this is that you realize, too, on top of it all, 141 00:05:48,766 --> 00:05:51,681 you no longer exist as a woman. 142 00:05:51,682 --> 00:05:53,683 You are like, literally invisible to people. 143 00:05:53,684 --> 00:05:55,685 Oh, I love being invisible. 144 00:05:55,686 --> 00:05:57,948 It's like I have a superpower. I can just run all my errands 145 00:05:57,949 --> 00:06:00,342 and go about my day and nobody bothers me. 146 00:06:00,343 --> 00:06:02,562 But how about that you don't realize how much juice 147 00:06:02,563 --> 00:06:05,478 you used to get from it? That's what freaked me out. 148 00:06:05,479 --> 00:06:06,566 - Yeah. - You know what I mean? 149 00:06:06,567 --> 00:06:08,655 Like, that day I walked into Starbucks, 150 00:06:08,656 --> 00:06:11,788 and the two cute young chicks were getting all the juice. 151 00:06:11,789 --> 00:06:15,554 And then I realized, I liked that juice. 152 00:06:15,555 --> 00:06:18,229 You've gone through a whole day and nobody's, like, 153 00:06:18,230 --> 00:06:20,144 engaging with you, and it's not just guys. 154 00:06:20,145 --> 00:06:22,930 - No. It's everybody. - It's girls, too. It's like... 155 00:06:22,931 --> 00:06:25,498 I knew it. You guys, I think that the problem is, 156 00:06:25,499 --> 00:06:28,413 is that nobody is talking to anybody. 157 00:06:28,414 --> 00:06:30,764 There has to be some kind of outlet for women 158 00:06:30,765 --> 00:06:32,069 and-and people. 159 00:06:32,070 --> 00:06:34,681 Because we are all so busy. 160 00:06:34,682 --> 00:06:36,073 We have to compare notes, right? 161 00:06:36,074 --> 00:06:37,727 'Cause the pressure builds up, 162 00:06:37,728 --> 00:06:40,600 and this... This lets the pus out. 163 00:06:40,601 --> 00:06:43,428 - Gross. - No, it's true. It's true, though. 164 00:06:43,429 --> 00:06:45,021 - It's true. - People aren't sharing. 165 00:06:45,022 --> 00:06:46,170 Women don't talk to each other. 166 00:06:46,171 --> 00:06:48,433 - Mm-mm. - Even Cadence Ford... 167 00:06:48,434 --> 00:06:50,871 The-the asshole robot mom 168 00:06:50,872 --> 00:06:53,438 at Duke's school... Like, needs her own 169 00:06:53,439 --> 00:06:57,225 come to Jesus moment where she, like, reveals her inners 170 00:06:57,226 --> 00:07:00,837 and doesn't feel judged or picked on. 171 00:07:00,838 --> 00:07:02,056 Even her. 172 00:07:02,057 --> 00:07:04,101 I hate her so much. 173 00:07:04,102 --> 00:07:08,062 But even she needs to do that with her own... 174 00:07:08,063 --> 00:07:09,542 type of people. 175 00:07:10,979 --> 00:07:13,197 I'm sure there's some around. 176 00:07:13,198 --> 00:07:16,461 I mean, women have to, we have to. 177 00:07:16,462 --> 00:07:19,421 - We owe it to the future. - Well, we just, 178 00:07:19,422 --> 00:07:22,076 - We owe it to now. - We got to do this more. 179 00:07:22,077 --> 00:07:24,731 This is so, so important. 180 00:07:24,732 --> 00:07:26,505 Yeah. 181 00:07:26,506 --> 00:07:28,874 Lala? Why are all the lights off? 182 00:07:29,699 --> 00:07:31,468 Can't see anything, Lala. 183 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:33,653 Hey, there you are, little girl. There you go. 184 00:07:33,654 --> 00:07:35,785 Oh... 185 00:07:35,786 --> 00:07:38,048 Hello. 186 00:07:38,049 --> 00:07:39,376 - Oh, hey. Really. - Hello. 187 00:07:39,377 --> 00:07:40,668 What were you talking about? 188 00:07:40,669 --> 00:07:41,922 Were you talking about your men? 189 00:07:43,838 --> 00:07:46,666 - Hey. - Guys, this is, um, 190 00:07:46,667 --> 00:07:49,233 Tom's oldest and dearest friend Stan. 191 00:07:49,234 --> 00:07:52,522 - Hi. - How was the game? 192 00:07:52,523 --> 00:07:54,678 We left early. Stripling got lit up for seven 193 00:07:54,679 --> 00:07:56,017 in the bottom of the fifth. 194 00:07:56,018 --> 00:07:57,677 Hey, did you guys want some food? 195 00:07:57,678 --> 00:07:59,287 Uh, we had Dodger Dogs. 196 00:07:59,288 --> 00:08:02,105 - Was traffic bad? - Oh. It was awful. 197 00:08:02,106 --> 00:08:04,623 I mean, you know, this is the reason I left L.A. 198 00:08:04,624 --> 00:08:08,731 You know, the smog, the traffic, the earthquakes. 199 00:08:08,732 --> 00:08:11,299 Northridge still wakes me up in the middle of the night. 200 00:08:11,300 --> 00:08:14,345 I'm telling you, the rude people flip you off 201 00:08:14,346 --> 00:08:16,609 and then drive away. No accountability. 202 00:08:16,610 --> 00:08:18,741 Mary Jane. 203 00:08:18,742 --> 00:08:20,908 Why are you clearing? Are we done? 204 00:08:20,909 --> 00:08:22,615 Oh, you're not done? Oh, I'll... 205 00:08:22,616 --> 00:08:24,387 I'll put out more plates. I thought we were done. 206 00:08:24,388 --> 00:08:27,489 Uh, we don't need new plates. We pretty much just sat down. 207 00:08:27,490 --> 00:08:30,492 No, hon. Here, I-I'll put out more plates. 208 00:08:30,493 --> 00:08:33,883 No, it's okay. Forget it. We can be done. 209 00:08:34,923 --> 00:08:36,509 Oh, I have dessert. 210 00:08:36,510 --> 00:08:38,326 - Who wants dessert? - Oh, yes. Yes, me, please. 211 00:08:38,327 --> 00:08:40,633 - Are we gonna watch the thing? - Yes, that's why we're here. 212 00:08:40,634 --> 00:08:41,981 - Come on. - Hey. 213 00:08:42,770 --> 00:08:45,202 What were you guys talking about tonight? 214 00:08:45,203 --> 00:08:46,900 Sex? 215 00:08:46,901 --> 00:08:48,162 Hmm? 216 00:08:49,443 --> 00:08:51,644 - You look drunk. Ha-ha. - Yeah, you think so, Tom? 217 00:08:53,777 --> 00:08:55,778 And you, Sammy. 218 00:08:55,779 --> 00:08:57,388 Are you? 219 00:08:57,389 --> 00:08:58,989 Just a little? 220 00:09:00,610 --> 00:09:02,634 Ha-ha. 221 00:09:05,202 --> 00:09:06,682 Night, girls. 222 00:09:08,205 --> 00:09:10,532 - I'll have dessert. - Yes. 223 00:09:10,533 --> 00:09:12,752 I thanked Tom for letting us be here 224 00:09:12,753 --> 00:09:14,841 and that it means a lot 225 00:09:14,842 --> 00:09:15,842 and it's really nice. 226 00:09:15,843 --> 00:09:16,799 Why? 227 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:18,888 Uh, 'cause it's his house. 228 00:09:18,889 --> 00:09:21,978 No, it's not. It's Lala's house, too. 229 00:09:21,979 --> 00:09:24,503 He shouldn't even be here. He left the game early. 230 00:09:24,504 --> 00:09:26,026 He could've gone someplace else. 231 00:09:26,027 --> 00:09:27,460 That's disgusting. 232 00:09:27,461 --> 00:09:28,985 What? 233 00:09:28,986 --> 00:09:31,417 Yeah, we've been planning this for months. 234 00:09:31,418 --> 00:09:33,356 Ida was gonna fly in. 235 00:09:35,416 --> 00:09:37,037 Hey, Tom! 236 00:09:37,038 --> 00:09:38,995 You want some ice cream and fruit? 237 00:09:38,996 --> 00:09:40,867 Jesus Christ, don't offer him dessert. 238 00:09:40,868 --> 00:09:42,564 What are you doing? 239 00:09:42,565 --> 00:09:44,784 I know, right? I know. 240 00:09:44,785 --> 00:09:47,047 It's, like, this thing I do, where I'm like, "Ah." 241 00:09:47,048 --> 00:09:50,050 Yeah, you, like, become, like, some kind of weird geisha. 242 00:09:50,051 --> 00:09:51,632 Are you serious? 243 00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:53,444 I am serious. 244 00:09:53,445 --> 00:09:55,795 Can't you just ask him to leave or something? 245 00:09:55,796 --> 00:09:58,362 No, he doesn't have to go anywhere. 246 00:09:58,363 --> 00:10:01,148 I'm sorry, but I love my husband. 247 00:10:01,149 --> 00:10:04,020 So, if you have a problem with him staying here, 248 00:10:04,021 --> 00:10:05,892 then you get the fuck out. 249 00:10:05,893 --> 00:10:08,590 - Oh. Okay... - Uh-uh-uh. Hey, hey, hey. 250 00:10:08,591 --> 00:10:10,397 Come on, guys. 251 00:10:11,877 --> 00:10:13,203 Tress, 252 00:10:13,204 --> 00:10:17,013 you want to help me set up Sam's movie? 253 00:10:18,623 --> 00:10:20,907 Oh. 254 00:10:20,908 --> 00:10:23,431 Are we still doing that? 255 00:10:28,894 --> 00:10:31,331 I'm a little drunk. 256 00:10:34,465 --> 00:10:36,444 Am I wrong? 257 00:10:36,445 --> 00:10:38,707 It's okay. 258 00:10:38,708 --> 00:10:40,709 Sorry. But I'm not. 259 00:10:40,710 --> 00:10:42,624 Sorry. 260 00:10:42,625 --> 00:10:44,301 Mm. 261 00:10:51,322 --> 00:10:52,866 Hello! 262 00:10:52,867 --> 00:10:53,867 It's just me. 263 00:10:53,868 --> 00:10:55,108 - Hi. - Hi, Gran. 264 00:10:56,022 --> 00:10:57,784 You look really nice. 265 00:10:57,785 --> 00:10:59,916 Ah, thank you, Her Nibs. 266 00:10:59,917 --> 00:11:02,092 You want some breakfast, Phil? 267 00:11:02,093 --> 00:11:03,093 Um, I've eaten. 268 00:11:03,094 --> 00:11:04,529 I'm going to an Irish wake today. 269 00:11:04,530 --> 00:11:06,140 It's day two. 270 00:11:06,141 --> 00:11:07,663 What's an Irish wake? 271 00:11:07,664 --> 00:11:08,969 It's a wake where they put the body 272 00:11:08,970 --> 00:11:10,884 out on a table and there's, like, candles 273 00:11:10,885 --> 00:11:12,581 and everybody sings and dances 274 00:11:12,582 --> 00:11:15,018 and loses their mind and gets shithouse drunk. 275 00:11:15,019 --> 00:11:17,565 Well. 276 00:11:21,961 --> 00:11:23,461 Mom! 277 00:11:23,462 --> 00:11:25,507 Grandpa's in my room! 278 00:11:25,508 --> 00:11:26,853 But it's really nice, because it goes on 279 00:11:26,854 --> 00:11:28,510 - for, like, four days. - Mom, Mom, it's Grandpa. 280 00:11:28,511 --> 00:11:29,773 It's kind of like shivah, and the body's never alone. 281 00:11:29,774 --> 00:11:31,469 Grandpa's in my room! Mom! 282 00:11:31,470 --> 00:11:33,776 He is certainly not. 283 00:11:34,778 --> 00:11:36,823 He's in a chest at the foot of my bed. 284 00:11:36,824 --> 00:11:38,955 What? 285 00:11:38,956 --> 00:11:40,721 What do you mean? 286 00:11:40,722 --> 00:11:43,307 All this nonsense. It's so much fuss. 287 00:11:43,308 --> 00:11:45,506 I just had him cremated. 288 00:11:46,420 --> 00:11:47,398 I'm not even sure 289 00:11:47,399 --> 00:11:48,835 why I've kept his ashes. 290 00:11:48,836 --> 00:11:50,401 More things underfoot. 291 00:11:51,577 --> 00:11:53,056 Mom, I saw him. 292 00:11:53,057 --> 00:11:56,059 He's here. He's here right now. 293 00:11:56,060 --> 00:11:57,104 Okay, baby, calm down. 294 00:11:57,105 --> 00:11:58,627 Mom! 295 00:11:58,628 --> 00:12:00,519 Okay! Okay, okay, okay. 296 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:03,446 - Wait, let me turn down the burner. - Wait, I want to see. 297 00:12:03,447 --> 00:12:06,353 Hang on! 298 00:12:14,231 --> 00:12:17,669 Do any of you want to join me for the wake? 299 00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:19,870 It's ever so much fun. 300 00:12:22,554 --> 00:12:25,045 Well, I'm off. 301 00:12:25,046 --> 00:12:28,091 There's nobody here except Mandy Patinkin. 302 00:12:28,092 --> 00:12:30,006 I'm not lying! 303 00:12:30,007 --> 00:12:31,965 - I know, honey. - No! 304 00:12:31,966 --> 00:12:34,315 Grandpa was sitting right there, 305 00:12:34,316 --> 00:12:35,751 in a brown suit, and he asked me 306 00:12:35,752 --> 00:12:38,014 what was up with my friend Django's mom. 307 00:12:38,015 --> 00:12:39,146 Dude, that's a big buttprint. 308 00:12:39,147 --> 00:12:41,040 Duke couldn't have made that. 309 00:12:42,215 --> 00:12:43,411 Huh. 310 00:12:43,412 --> 00:12:45,652 I need my dog. 311 00:12:53,139 --> 00:12:56,903 Mom, I told you. There is something in the house. 312 00:12:56,904 --> 00:12:58,687 It's not a joke. 313 00:12:58,688 --> 00:13:01,452 You never listen. 314 00:13:07,023 --> 00:13:08,001 Thank you for 315 00:13:08,002 --> 00:13:10,003 seeing me over your lunch. 316 00:13:10,004 --> 00:13:11,221 Not a problem. 317 00:13:11,222 --> 00:13:13,812 It sounded urgent. So... 318 00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:17,184 Well, how are the pills working out? 319 00:13:17,185 --> 00:13:18,576 You get any sleep? 320 00:13:18,577 --> 00:13:20,230 Oh. Great. 321 00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:23,364 They're terrific. 322 00:13:23,365 --> 00:13:24,800 Also, 323 00:13:24,801 --> 00:13:29,152 I maybe forgot to start taking them. 324 00:13:29,153 --> 00:13:31,024 Okay. 325 00:13:31,025 --> 00:13:33,026 Well, that seemed like an important reason 326 00:13:33,027 --> 00:13:35,289 for coming here. 327 00:13:35,290 --> 00:13:37,944 - Yeah. - Is this about... 328 00:13:37,945 --> 00:13:39,446 Okay. 329 00:13:40,491 --> 00:13:41,469 Okay. 330 00:13:41,470 --> 00:13:43,297 Fine. 331 00:13:43,298 --> 00:13:44,951 Um... 332 00:13:44,952 --> 00:13:47,475 Okay, I have this thing. 333 00:13:47,476 --> 00:13:48,737 - Thing? - Yeah. 334 00:13:48,738 --> 00:13:49,956 There's this thing in the house. 335 00:13:49,957 --> 00:13:51,522 It's, like, um... 336 00:13:51,523 --> 00:13:52,741 a presence, 337 00:13:52,742 --> 00:13:53,742 I guess? 338 00:13:53,743 --> 00:13:55,222 What-What do you mean, like a ghost? 339 00:13:56,485 --> 00:13:58,181 Sure. Okay. 340 00:13:58,182 --> 00:13:59,443 Yes. 341 00:13:59,444 --> 00:14:02,098 And it's driving my kids insane, 342 00:14:02,099 --> 00:14:03,447 which is not that hard to do. 343 00:14:03,448 --> 00:14:05,623 I mean, they're actually terrified. 344 00:14:05,624 --> 00:14:07,930 And I usually can keep a good handle on it. 345 00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:12,152 But this otherworldly shit is a bit too much for me. 346 00:14:12,153 --> 00:14:13,631 I mean, I'm a single lady. 347 00:14:13,632 --> 00:14:16,069 Only one realm at a time, you know what I mean? 348 00:14:16,070 --> 00:14:20,421 Okay, well, I'm not a-a children's specialist. 349 00:14:20,422 --> 00:14:24,077 What I want is, can you just come over to my house... 350 00:14:24,078 --> 00:14:27,167 and lie to them? 351 00:14:27,168 --> 00:14:29,734 - You want me to lie to them? - My kids 352 00:14:29,735 --> 00:14:33,086 can't be reasoned with on any kind of normal human level. 353 00:14:33,087 --> 00:14:35,088 So, I don't know, 354 00:14:35,089 --> 00:14:37,525 I just thought maybe you could... 355 00:14:37,526 --> 00:14:40,789 come over and pretend to be a medium 356 00:14:40,790 --> 00:14:44,140 and say that you sense that the spirits are angry 357 00:14:44,141 --> 00:14:47,143 because they're mean to their mom or... 358 00:14:47,144 --> 00:14:49,319 whatever. 359 00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:51,321 Okay. 360 00:14:51,322 --> 00:14:54,324 Okay, that is an insane idea, 361 00:14:54,325 --> 00:14:56,326 and I don't know why you'd come to me about it. 362 00:14:56,327 --> 00:14:58,154 Isn't that what you do... 363 00:14:58,155 --> 00:15:00,809 Talk people down from the made-up shit in their heads? 364 00:15:00,810 --> 00:15:04,595 Well, it's a little more complicated than that, Sam. 365 00:15:04,596 --> 00:15:08,164 And, you know what, this whole game, it's kind of a, uh... 366 00:15:08,165 --> 00:15:10,688 it's kind of a bullshit move on your part. 367 00:15:10,689 --> 00:15:11,776 Oh. 368 00:15:11,777 --> 00:15:13,474 Uh, what? 369 00:15:13,475 --> 00:15:16,239 Why did you text me when you were out of town? 370 00:15:17,762 --> 00:15:19,480 Why'd you text me when you were away? 371 00:15:19,481 --> 00:15:20,524 I don't know. 372 00:15:20,525 --> 00:15:21,525 Yes, you do. 373 00:15:21,526 --> 00:15:22,700 Jesus, who cares? 374 00:15:22,701 --> 00:15:24,354 - I just texted you... - I care. 375 00:15:24,355 --> 00:15:26,336 I care, Sam, and you know it. 376 00:15:29,034 --> 00:15:32,710 I'm not gonna lie to your kids the first time I meet them. 377 00:15:32,711 --> 00:15:35,409 And if you were trying to sabotage this whole thing... 378 00:15:35,410 --> 00:15:37,280 Whatever's happening between you and me... 379 00:15:37,281 --> 00:15:38,542 Uh, then mission accomplished. 380 00:15:38,543 --> 00:15:40,066 And, uh... 381 00:15:40,067 --> 00:15:41,328 I really... 382 00:15:41,329 --> 00:15:43,330 I actually do have a-a busy afternoon, 383 00:15:43,331 --> 00:15:46,356 so, uh, if that's it... 384 00:15:47,444 --> 00:15:49,881 Oh. 385 00:15:50,969 --> 00:15:53,296 Yeah. 386 00:15:53,297 --> 00:15:55,582 Okay. 387 00:16:00,544 --> 00:16:02,305 Okay. 388 00:16:02,306 --> 00:16:05,331 I'll just... I'll leave, I guess. 389 00:16:07,464 --> 00:16:10,119 I... 390 00:16:11,598 --> 00:16:14,035 Um... 391 00:16:16,125 --> 00:16:18,910 I'm gonna go. 392 00:16:25,786 --> 00:16:28,224 I don't really know how to do this. 393 00:16:30,487 --> 00:16:32,248 Well, 394 00:16:32,249 --> 00:16:35,033 I don't either, but... 395 00:16:35,034 --> 00:16:38,147 maybe I could help you out. 396 00:16:47,939 --> 00:16:50,484 Obviously, I'm not gonna charge you for this session. 397 00:16:50,485 --> 00:16:52,204 Mm. 398 00:16:56,513 --> 00:16:58,492 Is that turkey? 399 00:16:58,493 --> 00:17:00,842 Mm-hmm. - Did you eat the whole pickle? 400 00:17:00,843 --> 00:17:02,736 - Not yet. - Okay, good. 401 00:17:24,432 --> 00:17:27,173 You know, kid... 402 00:17:27,174 --> 00:17:29,479 whatever fathers say to their daughters 403 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:31,481 about their love lives... 404 00:17:32,614 --> 00:17:34,310 ...it's toxic. 405 00:17:34,311 --> 00:17:35,442 All of it. 406 00:17:35,443 --> 00:17:37,618 A bullshit bunch of fear 407 00:17:37,619 --> 00:17:39,837 that's projected onto young women. 408 00:17:39,838 --> 00:17:41,404 So you know what? 409 00:17:41,405 --> 00:17:43,493 I'm not gonna say a thing to you 410 00:17:43,494 --> 00:17:45,147 about what just happened in there. 411 00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:47,845 - Okay. - That shrink, though... 412 00:17:47,846 --> 00:17:49,891 he was kind of adorable. 413 00:17:49,892 --> 00:17:51,414 Excuse me? 414 00:17:51,415 --> 00:17:53,460 I mean, if I ever swung that way. You know. 415 00:17:53,461 --> 00:17:55,636 Hey, back in the '70s... 416 00:17:55,637 --> 00:17:57,986 things got a little blurry. 417 00:17:57,987 --> 00:18:00,098 Whole years, actually. 418 00:18:01,404 --> 00:18:04,427 Oh, come on, lighten up! Kid! 419 00:18:04,428 --> 00:18:07,474 You should be laughing, okay? 420 00:18:07,475 --> 00:18:10,456 That was funny. Jesus, so serious. 421 00:18:48,531 --> 00:18:50,021 Hey, mister. 422 00:18:53,971 --> 00:18:55,667 You know what those are? 423 00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:57,365 Comics? 424 00:18:57,366 --> 00:18:59,172 Mm-hmm. See that? 425 00:19:00,739 --> 00:19:02,413 Murray Fox. 426 00:19:02,414 --> 00:19:04,415 - That's Grandpa. - Mm-hmm. 427 00:19:04,416 --> 00:19:06,330 He wrote it? 428 00:19:06,331 --> 00:19:08,550 He wrote all of these. 429 00:19:08,551 --> 00:19:10,291 All of those. 430 00:19:12,946 --> 00:19:14,643 Hot Knives. 431 00:19:14,644 --> 00:19:16,862 The Martian Who Loved Me. 432 00:19:16,863 --> 00:19:19,343 - What's that? - This... 433 00:19:19,344 --> 00:19:21,673 is his word ball. 434 00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:25,567 Whenever Grandpa would get stuck, 435 00:19:25,568 --> 00:19:30,180 he would take this, and he would spin this around 436 00:19:30,181 --> 00:19:34,663 and look for words that would inspire him. 437 00:19:34,664 --> 00:19:36,383 - Can I try? - Yes. 438 00:19:39,473 --> 00:19:41,757 Read one... one to me. 439 00:19:41,758 --> 00:19:43,193 What does... 440 00:19:43,194 --> 00:19:46,152 "in-effa-ble" mean? 441 00:19:46,153 --> 00:19:48,416 Like, uh... 442 00:19:48,417 --> 00:19:50,722 something that... 443 00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:53,421 you can't describe with words. 444 00:19:53,422 --> 00:19:55,161 Isn't that cool? 445 00:19:55,162 --> 00:19:56,403 Yeah. 446 00:20:03,715 --> 00:20:07,066 Did your dad leave you when you were little, too? 447 00:20:09,503 --> 00:20:12,396 Honey, my dad didn't leave me. 448 00:20:12,397 --> 00:20:15,007 He had a heart attack. 449 00:20:15,008 --> 00:20:17,401 Remember? We talked about it. 450 00:20:17,402 --> 00:20:19,011 Okay. 451 00:20:19,012 --> 00:20:20,839 Was he old? 452 00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:22,580 No, not really. 453 00:20:22,581 --> 00:20:24,518 How old was he? 454 00:20:25,606 --> 00:20:27,869 He was almost 50. 455 00:20:28,957 --> 00:20:30,632 Aren't you almost fif... 456 00:20:30,633 --> 00:20:32,590 Shah. 457 00:20:32,591 --> 00:20:34,853 Shi-shi-shah. 458 00:20:36,552 --> 00:20:38,640 Do you miss him? 459 00:20:40,556 --> 00:20:42,426 Not all the time. 460 00:20:42,427 --> 00:20:44,646 Sometimes. 461 00:20:44,647 --> 00:20:46,366 I miss him today. 462 00:20:48,063 --> 00:20:50,414 Hang on. 463 00:20:56,202 --> 00:20:58,224 Remind me that story about, uh, Marion. 464 00:20:58,225 --> 00:20:59,617 Oh, the one a few weeks ago? 465 00:20:59,618 --> 00:21:01,619 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - All right. Well... 466 00:21:01,620 --> 00:21:04,187 - Is that...? - Mm-hmm. 467 00:21:05,842 --> 00:21:07,669 Who's the other voice? 468 00:21:07,670 --> 00:21:09,061 - Who do you think? - Marion was 469 00:21:09,062 --> 00:21:10,585 - teaching you to make an egg? - Uh-huh. 470 00:21:10,586 --> 00:21:12,674 What? No. No. 471 00:21:12,675 --> 00:21:14,632 What do you mean, no? 472 00:21:14,633 --> 00:21:17,113 I was probably around your age there. 473 00:21:17,114 --> 00:21:19,071 You sound weird. 474 00:21:20,335 --> 00:21:22,553 - You sound weird! - No. Oh, okay. 475 00:21:22,554 --> 00:21:24,555 - You sound weird! Take it back! - No! Stop! Stop! 476 00:21:24,556 --> 00:21:26,209 Take it back. 477 00:21:26,210 --> 00:21:28,646 - I take back nothing. - Take it back. Take it back. 478 00:21:28,647 --> 00:21:29,778 I take back nothing. 479 00:21:35,502 --> 00:21:37,307 - You gotta write it down. - I don't write it down. 480 00:21:37,308 --> 00:21:38,526 You have to write it down. 481 00:21:38,527 --> 00:21:39,570 With these things, I tell you, 482 00:21:39,571 --> 00:21:40,919 - I know, I know. - Got to keep a journal. 483 00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:42,312 Okay, I will, I will. 484 00:21:46,818 --> 00:21:49,363 Whether God exists or not, 485 00:21:49,364 --> 00:21:52,583 it doesn't make any difference. 486 00:21:52,584 --> 00:21:54,716 The difference is, you've got to do life 487 00:21:54,717 --> 00:21:57,719 believing in somebody or something. 488 00:21:57,720 --> 00:22:00,591 You have to have faith in them. 489 00:22:00,592 --> 00:22:04,029 If they let you down for any reason, 490 00:22:04,030 --> 00:22:06,031 well, that's the way it is. 491 00:22:06,032 --> 00:22:08,860 But I just take life as it comes. 492 00:22:08,861 --> 00:22:10,732 Comes and goes... 493 00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:40,501 That's definitely in! 494 00:22:40,502 --> 00:22:42,503 I'm not gonna say it. 495 00:22:42,504 --> 00:22:44,528 Fine. I'll say it. 496 00:23:14,710 --> 00:23:16,516 Monkey? 497 00:23:28,485 --> 00:23:30,551 Oh... 498 00:23:30,552 --> 00:23:32,640 Mandy. 499 00:23:49,658 --> 00:23:51,049 Shit. 500 00:24:07,741 --> 00:24:09,743 Oh. 501 00:24:32,831 --> 00:24:34,658 Whew! 502 00:24:40,687 --> 00:24:42,187 Whew. 503 00:24:58,836 --> 00:25:00,641 Mm. 34017

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