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(slow orchestral music)

- Try not to dawdle, Amos.

- Oh, honey, don't worry.

I'll be gone before you know I'm back.

Hey, wanna see a new trick I learned with my funny hat?

(harp music)

- And for goodness sake,

don't forget the bread for the sandwiches.

(spaceships zoom and buzz)

(crashes loudly)

(whistles)

- Say, what's that?

Something lost by someone?

Wha?

(growls)

Now look at this little guy here.

That can't be.

(roars)

(screams)

(slow orchestral music)

♫ Trail of the screaming

♫ Forehead

♫ What can a body do

♫ 'Cause when your

♫ Forehead's screaming

♫ It isn't really you

♫ That barren plain

♫ Of madness

♫ Smack on the front of your head

♫ Between your face and hairline

♫ Like a sandwich

♫ Cloaked in bread

♫ People call it brow

♫ I'm not sure how

♫ It can have no other

♫ Synonyms

♫ But wouldn't I love

♫ Just push and shove

♫ Until our forehead

♫ Sets us free

♫ Now some may say

♫ It is furrowed, furrowed

♫ But I say it's wrinkled

♫ In thought

♫ It's smarter than a brain

♫ It's unlike we have all

♫ Been taught

♫ We have all been taught

♫ Trail of the screaming

♫ Forehead

♫ What can a body do

♫ 'Cause when your forehead's

♫ Screaming

♫ It's screaming

♫ Screaming

♫ I love

♫ You ♫

- And so in conclusion,

we must conclude that it is the human forehead,

and not the much publicized brain,

which is the source of all man's, and woman's, knowledge.

I think the facts I've presented here today

go a long way towards proving my theories.

(clapping)

Thank you, gentlemen.

- Bravo, Sheila, that sounds very real and scientific.

- Really, Dr. Latham, you disappoint me.

How can you be carried away by such drivel?

- I don't know, I just am I guess.

- I take it you disagree with my theories, Dr. Applethorpe?

- I not only disagree with them,

I think they're insane and wrong.

- Might I understand you'll be cutting off my funding?

- As Head of the Department for

Thinking and Thought Studying,

you leave me no choice.

- Really, Dr. Applethorpe.

- No, no, it's all right, Philip.

You see, I understand the good doctor.

Isn't it not about my theories at all, Dr. Applethorpe?

Isn't it because I'm a woman?

- If a man told me our foreheads

were the seat of all human knowledge,

I would react exactly the same way.

- Really, Dr. Applethorpe?

And what if that man were a woman?

- This is insane.

As soon as your time is up with us,

I'm going to ask for your resignation,

after that I want you gone.

Is that clear?

- I'm sorry, Sheila, I think he's being unfair.

- Thank you, Philip.

You've been a loyal friend,

but if I can't find a way of proving my theories

about the human forehead,

I fear my days at the Institute for

Brain Studying are finished.

- Perhaps, if I were to help you.

- Ah, Philip, that's very thoughtful of you,

but I can't take you away from your own studies.

- Well the truth is, Doctor,

I've given up trying to prove the connection

between the brain and the human lips.

It just seems like the damn things move all by themselves.

- Then you really could help me?

- I'll do better than that,

I'll assist you any way I can.

- Thank you, Philip.

I know between the two of us,

we can finally give the forehead its just desserts.

(exciting dramatic music)

(sighs)

- Longhead Bay,

looks like a pretty little waif of a town,

doesn't it, Dutch?

- Oh, it sure does.

Quieter than some ports we've been in, eh, Big Dan?

(laughs)

- You said a mouthful there, Dutch,

and yet, not as quiet as some others.

(laughs)

Let's say we find us some accommodations

to accommodate a pair of old, barnacle-back,

salty sea dog, piratey,

sea dogs like ourselves, eh, Dutch?

- You said a mouthful, Big Dan.

(laughs)

- Sarah, if I don't get some lunch

and get back to my really important work.

- (laughs) Gee, Dr. Applethorpe, you sure are crabby.

Oh well, I guess that science can be stressful.

Coming up with all those thoughts

and ideas and stuff, I mean.

- With all due respect, Miss Healey,

what would the town librarian

know about coming up with thoughts?

- I guess in my case, the work's already done,

like in books and things, I didn't have to write them,

I just have to know where they are.

(laughs) You are a smart man.

- I'm sorry, Dr. Applethorpe.

My husband, Amos, went to the store this morning

and hasn't returned,

so I had to make soup.

- (laughs) Amos is such a funny man.

I'm sure he'll be back soon,

then we'll be hearing his jokes and laughing too.

- I can't wait.

- Yes, my husband is a funny character.

(laughs)

(dramatic music)

- Oh, Amos!

You startled me, I didn't know you were there.

- I wasn't,

not a minute ago,

but now I was.

- You know, I had to make soup?

- I had to take care of some things,

in town.

- What things?

- Can't you leave a man in peace, woman?

- Amos, I was just asking.

- I'm sorry, Sarah.

I suppose it may be all of this

inn keeping that I've been doing

with you over the years.

It's starting to take its toll.

(bell rings)

- Oh, we must have new guests.

I'll see to them.

Make sure you greet them,

and don't forget your funny hat.

You know how it makes them laugh.

Hello, welcome to Longhead Bay Inn.

Can I help you?

- You certainly can, pretty missy.

I'm Big Dan Frater.

This is my fellow boat jockey and sidekick,

Dutch "The Swede" Annacrombie.

We're a couple of tired salts

looking to stretch our sea legs

in a nice stationary berth for the night.

- What he's trying to say is, we want a couple of rooms.

- Thought I did say that.

(laughs)

- It just so happens, we have two rooms,

and you can have them both each.

You're just in time for lunch,

and you can both have that each, too.

- If you're asking us that as nicely

as I think you just did,

things that would be better than that

have no appeal to us, little lady.

- Call me Sarah.

Won't you come this way?

Big Dan and Dutch

these are our other guests.

Dr. Applethorpe, an important professor of brains.

(laughs)

And our librarian, Milly Healey.

- I always say, at least I'm not Healey Milly,

or Mealey Healey. (laughs)

That'd really be bad.

Oh well, I guess things can always be

a lot less better than they are.

Nice to meet you, Big Dan and Dutch.

- Yes.

(dramatic music)

- Go ahead, dear.

He just loves to entertain.

- I'm not sure about this,

but I think you'll enjoy the drapes.

- That one might be better on paper.

- Um, tell one of your funny stories, Amos.

- Something was caught somewhere.

They tried to get it loose,

but they couldn't.

- Oh.

(laughs)

Now please, leave our guests alone,

or they'll be chocking on their food.

Come, let's fetch our new guests some soup.

(dramatic music)

- You know, Mary, it felt good today,

really good, standing up to old Applethorpe.

You should have seen the look on his face

when I told him I agreed with Sheila's

theories on the forehead.

I thought he'd go up like a cattle wagon.

- Darling, isn't the forehead just

part of the front casing that contains the brain?

Isn't it the brain itself where our thoughts

really originate from?

- I doubt it.

Mary, Mary, Mary,

silly little Mary,

how do I put up with you?

When are you gonna remember that I'm the scientist

and you're the housewife?

- I know, Philip, and far be it for me

to tell you your work,

but I just think that maybe Dr. Bexter

has you a bit confused.

She's a very persuasive woman

and she's not unpretty.

(sighs) If you really want to explore

the wonders of the human forehead,

who am I to stop you?

- Wonders is right.

For who knows, Mary, what great secrets we'll find

locked in that flat, flesh-covered carapace?

- Amos, are you sure you're all right?

You've been behaving very strangely.

- Sarah.

Sarah,

There's something I want to show you, Sarah.

Something I think you'll like.

- [Sarah] I hope it's some new material, Amos.

I don't think you were very funny

with our new guests today.

- [Amos] I'll work on it.

- [Sarah] You really have to iron the bugs out.

- [Amos] I will iron the bugs.

- In here?

The tool shed?

Well, where is it, Amos?

- It's something I think you'll like,

and it's in this shoebox.

(dramatic music) (roars)

- [Sarah] Why, it looks like a forehead.

- Don't you want to try it on?

(roars)

(screams)

- Say, there's the library.

I think I might go in and take a look

at the different books they have to offer.

- Is it the books you wanna look at,

or the person who has the books

and checks them out for you?

- The librarian?

You must mean Milly.

Yeah, I guess I could talk to her while I'm in there.

- You sure could, you sea dog.

(laughs)

Well, bye.

- [Sheila] I've got it, Philip, I have it!

(glass breaks)

- You've had a breakthrough?

- I've finally done it!

Succeeded in isolating the secretion

of the foreheadial lobe.

- The foreheadial lobe?

- Forheadial gland, whatever it is,

the gland I've discovered in the forehead.

- Oh, I didn't know you did that.

Well that's good.

- Yes, yes, but now I've extracted

what it secrets, or excretes.

- And what does it secrete, or excrete?

- Let's just call it for now, Foreheadazine.

Don't you see, Philip. it must be the key.

If we can extract enough Foreheadazine--

- We can finally prove the existence of the forehead!

- Well we know the forehead exists.

What we can finally prove is that is

the source of all human intellect,

human and otherwise.

- Oh, of course, I meant that.

I'm just so excited and stuff.

- The question is, how do we obtain enough Foreheadazine?

- And once we do, how do we test your theory?

- Well we'd need a subject.

Someone willing to allow a series of injections

to enhance their intellect enough

to prove the forehead is the real brain.

- That's impossible.

Dr. Applethorpe would never authorize it.

- Not authorized, no.

- Of course, I suppose, one of us.

- Oh, Philip, would you?

Oh, I do love you, Philip.

I can't help myself.

- Oh, Sheila,

what have we done?

- I'm haunted now, don't you see?

We're bonded by this work we're doing.

Oh, just think, Philip,

you will be the first forheadialee expanded human.

- Well, it's a risk,

but I don't mind being smarter.

- Oh, hi, Milly, fancy meeting you here.

- Not so strange actually, since I work here.

Well, not like work, since I really like books.

I guess that's obvious, since I'm the town librarian.

I mean, who could get closer to books than that?

Oh well, that's my fate and I'm saddled with it, I guess.

- I know, 'cause you're the librarian.

- Want to know something funny?

That's the 5th book on foreheads

someone's taken out today.

(upbeat 50's style rock music)

- Look at him, countin' his ones.

- [Man in Hat] Dry up, will ya, Droxy?

- Save 'em up, little boy,

you can buy yourself a Kewpie doll

- Already got one.

- Drop dead.

Ah, Nick, when are we gonna blow this dump?

I have had it up to here with small town charm.

- We blow it when I say we blow it.

What are complainin' about?

I keep you in skirts, don't I?

- Ah, Nick, just once I wanna dance

where the other people dance.

I wanna drink from real glasses and read a book.

I wanna be another person different from what I, eh, Nick?

- What?

- You ain't listenin' to me.

- Look, shut up, will ya?

I got plans for us, big plans.

- In Longhead Bay?

What gum machines?

- Gum machines, shows you what you know.

All right, I'm gonna give you a break.

I'm gonna tell you what it is.

It just so happens right now

I'm working on an angle that involves shopping carts.

- Shopping carts?

- Never thought of that, did ya?

Push 'em along, put groceries in 'em,

get the wheels caught when you try to turn the aisles,

those shiny, little, metal conveyances

are gonna make us a fortune, baby.

- How?

- Little slight of hand, little presto-chango,

a little paint job,

and any one shopping cart can be made

to look exactly like another.

That's all I'm sayin'.

- Ah, Nick, you mean it this time?

Is this one really a chance for us?

It's not like the fake matches, is it?

Or the pigeon thing?

- See this?

Doesn't look like anything's happening, does it?

But things are moving, baby, always movin',

invisible things, that is where all of our thinking happens

and we don't even know it.

- Wow.

- Ideas, baby, ideas of the mind.

Hi, sailor.

- (laughs) Well not just a sailor.

I'm Big Dan Frater.

I've just docked my boat in search of some land legs

and now it's time to loosen my windlass.

- Sounds painful.

- I guess it's just another way of saying

I'd like to become more like a person who's

more relaxed than myself,

because they're not doing all the work I'm doing,

so they're more relaxed

than I am.

- Oh, yeah,

and what is it you do that isn't more relaxed than it is.

- (laughs) Join me, missy, and I'll spin you a tale.

- What?

- What'll be, Mack?

- Well I'm not sure what it'll be,

but I can tell ya what it is,

and that's a cold beer.

- Very clever, sir.

- Yeah, old Dutch "The Swede" and me

are taken us a load of frozen medical cadavers

up to some college up north.

We got 'em stashed in a warehouse while we're here.

- Cadavers? You mean dead corpses?

- Sure hope they're dead.

Say, barkeep, can I have another one of these

once I'm no longer drinking this one,

so I don't become vexed and irascible?

(mumbles)

- Cadavers, huh?

Boy, you can't get deader than that.

- Anything else?

- No, no thank you.

(dramatic music)

- I can kill a small animal easily.

- So Milly thinks everyone's taking out

books about foreheads for a reason

and I've got a date with her.

- And I didn't know there was even

a single book on the forehead, never mind several.

(laughs) Is this a wonderful world?

(laughs)

Oh, the imaginings of the fertile human mind.

You know, if I had a dollar for every funny, strange thought

that came to someone from out of the blue,

I'd have a number of dollars.

(dramatic music)

- Wonder where is everybody?

- [Sarah] Hello.

- Wow! (dramatic music)

- Uh, hello, Miss Sarah.

Dutch and me would sure like us

a bite of lunch to it, if it ain't too late to eat it.

- You'll have to wait.

The dining room's closed

for repairs.

(dramatic music) (blubbering)

- Say, Big Dan?

- [Dan] Uh-huh.

- You're worldly, right?

Been all over, done things, seen things.

- [Dan] Done some things, too.

- Yeah, I know.

I guess what I'm trying to say is,

that is I.

- [Dan] Well, what is it, man?

Spit it out with it.

- Have you ever seen grown men touching foreheads?

- [Dan] You mean like this?

- No, no, cut it out, jeepers, Big Dan, no.

(laughs)

Forehead to forehead, you know?

Rubbing foreheads.

- Welp, the Philippinician Islanders liked to,

well, no, that isn't foreheads.

On Lopo-Lopo they kiss foreheads.

- Hmm.

- In certain areas of the outer Antipathes,

no, they steal foreheads.

I have to say I've never actually seen

men rubbing foreheads together.

Why?

- Know what?

Amos and Dr. Applethorpe were doing it

and I saw them.

- Rubbing foreheads?

Well that's strange.

They don't even like each other.

There's something odd going on here

that doesn't meet the eye,

and it seems to involve foreheads.

- Philip, are you all right?

You're hardly said two words to me.

- Oh, I hope not, two seem so few.

- Oh, Philip, is anything wrong

at the lab?

- Why do you say lab?

What do you mean by lab?

When you say lab, how do you mean?

- Oh, Philip, you're just acting so strangely.

I'm worried about you.

Remember how you used to eat soup?

You used to eat so slowly.

Really take your time.

I could watch you for hours.

- It was very, very hot.

- Are you sure there isn't something you want to tell me?

- It's just science, Mary, plain,simple science,

the science of the forehead.

- Oh, you and those flat, furrowed, fields of flesh.

I don't know what I'm going to do with you, Dr. Latham.

I'm afraid you're becoming obsessed.

I hope you don't always have the forehead hanging over you.

- Why, Mary, how else would I keep my hat on?

- Philip.

- Hi, everybody, sorry we're late.

Miss Sarah, I'm sure looking forward

to another home-cooked meal.

(dramatic music)

- Everyone is.

- Not as much as me, I'll bet.

- Just as much as you.

- More so, much, much more so.

- Hi, everyone, sorry I'm late.

Oh, Amos, did I miss the show?

- Amos didn't do a show.

He is no longer happy with his material.

He's leaving showbiz.

- Oh, Amos, I love your shows.

Can you tell a joke?

One joke?

- There are no cows.

Some one made them up.

- Oh, I get it. (chuckles)

(sucking and slurping)

- Boy, your head is active.

Don't you see, there's something like

a flu in their foreheads,

and people are just ashamed to admit

to the embarrassment of forehead pulsing,

like the painful itch of--

- No, Milly, I'm afraid it's more than that,

something darker,

something entirely different from what you just said it is.

- What are you suspecting, Big Dan?

I'm right there with ya.

- Darned if I know.

Say, man's been getting awfully nosy in space lately.

I wonder if something from out there

is getting nosy with us.

(roaring)

- What's that?

(chomping)

(screams) (dramatic music)

(roars)

(roars and howls)

(gasps)

(growls)

- Holy cow!

(roaring and howling)

- Did you hear something?

- I'm too nervous to hear anything.

Please, just do it, Sheila, before I lose my courage.

- That was a forehead,

like a human forehead and it was wriggling,

like something that shouldn't wriggle ever,

ever!

- Better leave it there.

In case it's got germs or something.

We can always come back for it.

Let's go.

- Oh, Philip, I can't.

I can't do this to you,

not like this.

I'll do it in pill form.

(dramatic music)

- Only a matter of time now.

Now we wait.

Wanna play some cards?

(chuckles) Cards, that's funny.

As if cards would mean anything

to the man of the next century,

the smartest man in town.

- Oh, Philip, I hope we're doing the right thing.

- We'll need more Foreheadazine,

lots more.

- Yes.

I know

and I think I know just the place to get it.

- [Milly] Chief! Chief!

- Hello, Milly, what brings you so late

to the chief of police?

- There's something horrible happening.

- Ask to see his forehead.

- What? Say, who are you fellers?

- These are my friends,

Big Dan Frater

and Dutch "The Swede" Annacrombie.

What we tell you is gonna sound incredible, but

oh well, here it goes.

(harp plays)

And that's why we're so darn excited about the whole thing.

- Milly, in all my born years,

I don't think I've ever heard anything quite like this,

except maybe that cantaloupe thing

that happened to Emmett Loop a few years back, but--

- [Milly] Will you help us Chief Bartnett?

- What was the cantaloupe thing?

- Well, I guess it wouldn't hurt

to go have a talk with Amos and Sarah

in the morning.

- You see, Milly?

I was afraid of this.

It's been my experience with the law

that whenever it comes to, um,

anything that crawls that we don't know about,

any creature,

well, forget it.

They just don't believe it.

- Now hold on, stranger.

I don't know who you think you are

coming into Longhead Bay

and filling our town librarian with foreheads,

but I'd say you better watch what you say.

Oh, I know, we might just be a small town, I suppose,

and maybe we never heard of foreheads,

but we're proud of that.

- Come along, Milly.

Maybe we can go back and get the dead one.

- Foreheads. (laughs)

- Great, someone took the dead one

and we looked everywhere.

- What are we supposed to do?

I can't sleep in there with all those pulsing heads.

- We have to.

Don't you see, doing anything differently tonight

might arouse their suspicion?

Let them know we're on to them.

Maybe even make them suspicious.

Just act perfectly normal

and don't touch anything if you don't know what it is.

- I make that a rule anyway, so that won't be hard,

just my way, I guess.

- Good for you, Milly.

Let's all not touch anything.

- Good morning, darling, I fixed your favorite.

Philip, are you all right?

Your head, it looks so swollen.

- Oh, yes, uh, bee sting.

Nothing to worry about Mary, nothing, I assure you.

- Bee sting?

Doesn't look like any bee sting I've ever seen.

- Oh, well, uh, this one was huge.

Slapped me like a mackerel.

I'm starved, what's for breakfast?

- Hey, Nick, when's the shopping cart thing startup?

I'm bored.

- Shh, be cool, will ya?

The walls have noses in this place.

You gotta relax, doll, these things take time.

Rome wasn't built, ya know?

- You Nick?

- Only when he shaves, ha-ha-ha.

- I'm Nick, what's it to ya?

- I was told that if someone like me wanted to get

certain things that someone like you might be able to get

certain things so that someone like me

might be able to pay someone like you

something like money for certain things

someone like you could get for someone like me.

- Get her certain things.

- Take a hike.

Go ahead.

- I'm Dr. Sheila Bexter at the Institute for Brain Studying.

It's been my lifelong goal to prove to the world

once and for all--

- All right, I don't have time for all this,

just go to the last word of your sentence.

- It.

- It?

All right, I guess I'm gonna need more,

just what is it exactly that you're looking for?

- Foreheads.

Human foreheads.

Lots of them.

- Unusual.

Like this?

You seem surprised, Doctor.

- It's just that I,

I didn't expect you to have them on hand.

I think we can do business together very nicely,

Nick.

(slow jazz music)

- Attractive.

- Am I? I hadn't noticed.

So where'd you get the forehead, Nick?

- [Nick] This other thing I was working fell through.

- Yeah, well unless you can come up

with about two dozen more.

- Relax, will ya, doll?

Remember that dumb swabbie come in here the other night?

- Yeah, I remember.

So what do I get, a medal?

- That's right, lots of shiny little medals

you can take to the bank.

Look, forget that shopping cart thing.

Supermarket security's tougher than I thought.

Sailor boy there, you remember what he's hauling?

- Cattle? Candles?

- Corpses, baby, and what does every little corpse

have on the front of its little noggin?

- A chin.

- God, you are dumb. Foreheads!

- Oh, yeah, but Nick those are frozen.

- So what?

They'll keep better, like squash.

Now listen close, here's what you're gonna do.

- Hi, Milly.

- Shh.

- It's me, Dutch.

- (laughs) I knew it was you.

I just couldn't resist some librarian humor. (laughs)

Actually, I make noise in here all the time,

loud, too. (screams)

Well, sir, more books on the human forehead

were checked out,

'cause I know that's what you were about to ask me.

- Was I?

You just about read my mind.

Milly, you're amazing.

(laughs)

- Hey, Dutch, you really think Chief Bartnett

will stop by and question Sarah and Amos?

- I don't know.

You know, if you ask me,

I don't think the police will be much help.

This all must sound really crazy

to anyone trained in traditional law enforcement.

- Sarah?

Amos?

Anyone about?

Hmm, that's funny.

(dramatic music) Oh!

Amos, you gave me a start.

Say, your forehead does look peculiar.

(dramatic music) Oh!

Sarah.

Hey, you two feeling all right?

- Showtime, showtime, showtime.

♫ Nothing could be finer

♫ Than to be in Carolina

♫ In the morning ♫

(clapping) - One, two,

one, two, three, four.

♫ Trail of the screaming

♫ Forehead

♫ What can a body do

♫ 'Cause when your forehead's screaming

♫ It isn't really you

♫ That barren plain of matter

♫ Smack on the front of your head

♫ Between your face and hairline

♫ Like a sandwich cloaked in bread

♫ Foreheads have a place

♫ Upon our face

♫ It's all just part of the human race

♫ But you're not dreaming

♫ Your forehead's screaming

♫ That we're really all

♫ From outer space

♫ Trail of the screaming forehead

♫ Why can't our love be strong

♫ To drag us kicking and screaming

♫ From a world that's gone so wrong

♫ Trail of the screaming forehead

♫ What can a body do

♫ 'Cause when your forehead's screaming

♫ It's screaming

♫ I love

♫ You ♫

(clapping)

- Interesting.

You don't hear to many cover songs about foreheads.

- (chuckles) My good friend, Eddie,

has a point there, Droxy.

Where'd you come up with a crazy tune like that anyway?

- Ah, just something I picked up somewhere.

- Yeah, well, put it back.

- So, uh, how's your scow, Big Dan?

- (laughs) Well, actually, she's not a scow, Droxy.

She's just an old rust bucket outfitted for refrigeration.

The old girl's in for repairs right now,

but thanks for asking.

- Yeah.

Well, frozen dead people must be so fascinating, I imagine.

- No, there's nothing there for the likes of

a sweet, young thing like you, missy.

- Well, ordinarily you'd be right about that,

if it weren't for my little dream.

- [Dan] What dream is that, Droxy?

- Well, Droxy Chappelle, that's me,

has always had a dream of going to a big medical school,

but it's a dream forever stifled by no one ever

letting me actually see what a corpse looks like,

so that I can see one and know what it's like.

If my overprotective parents had only been more thoughtful

that way and let me near a corpse, even once.

Just to see it, of course, I'd never wanna touch.

- Oh. (laughs)

Never touch dead things, Droxy.

- Where's Big Dan?

He find out anything?

- That Big Dan's smart.

He always figures the best place to get the scoop

is the local watering hole.

- (laughs) That is smart.

I can see why you're his sidekick.

I know I'd want some of that to rub off on me.

- Hmm.

- There's definitely a marked difference now, Philip.

I see it.

- Really?

I wanna see, let me see it too.

- I'll get a mirror.

- Latham.

I see you are one of us, Latham.

That is good.

- I.

Dr. Applethorpe, I didn't realize you were doing it, too.

- Many of us are doing it,

as you so quaintly called it, Latham.

Welcome to the fold.

- The fold?

Just how many others are there, Doctor?

- Hundreds, even thousands.

- Ah, no, ah, no.

Sheila will be crushed.

She thought we were the only ones.

- [Dr. Applethorpe] Sheila?

- Well, it was her idea, of course.

- She's to be commended.

- Yeah, well you'll have to pick her up off the floor first.

That's where she'll be when she hears

of your change of heart, Dr. Applethorpe.

- Not so surprising, really.

Once you've tasted the joys of the forehead,

well who can, who can resist its lolling seduction?

Oh, look who I'm talking to.

I don't have to tell you that, do I?

- Oh, I suppose not.

- You seem disappointed.

- Well, I sort of hoped to be the first, you know?

- A brave soldier, a brave agent of our proud race.

When all is done and we have completely taken over,

you will be remembered as a pioneer,

a true leader among foreigns.

- Sure.

Thanks, I guess.

- Oh, by the way, there's a meeting at the inn tonight.

All of us will be there.

You'd do well to attend.

Buck up.

Soon it will be our time.

(slow dramatic music)

- This is so exciting.

Dr. Droxy, here I come.

- What?

- Oh, nothing, let's just see the corpses.

Oh.

Oh.

Come on, Big Dan, hurry.

I gotta get to medical school.

- That takes, like, a year, you know?

Oh, here it is.

There.

(dramatic music) (grunts)

- Hurry up, we don't have much time.

- [Droxy] Gross!

- [Milly] You think he'd be here at the warehouse?

- [Dutch] I don't know, but there's only one way

to find out.

- [Milly] (gasps) Look! There he is!

- [Dutch] Go get Chief Bartnett, quick, hurry!

- Chief! Chief!

Thank God you're here.

You gotta see this.

- [Chief] Foreheads missin', every one of 'em.

If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes,

I wouldn't believe it with my own eyes.

- [Milly] Now do you believe us?

- Believe ya?

I outta arrest the whole damn lot of ya.

- Us?

You think we stole our own foreheads? I mean.

- Ah, you gotta believe us, Chief.

It wasn't us or anyone like us.

- Then who do you suppose?

- [Dan] I don't know.

I'm afraid old Big Dan Frater might've laid one

on good tonight.

- What do you mean?

- (sighs) The last thing I remember is

sitting at the bar with Droxy.

- Droxy Chappelle?

Nick Vassidine?

Hmm, the tint of someone's windshield

might just match their lime-green interior.

(soft dramatic music)

- I,

I never dreamed.

Old Mrs. Cuttle?

- Hello, Philip.

- [Philip] Reverend Beaks!

- Bless you, my son.

- Come in, Latham.

We were just talking about you.

Did you bring Sheila?

- No, uh,

Sheila wasn't feeling well.

- Ah, the transition has been harder on some.

- Maybe I'm naive,

but how long have these transitions been going on?

- Not long at all, like yourself.

- I take it the Institute doesn't know about all this?

(chuckles)

- Get him, oh, the Institute.

(laughs)

- [Voiceover] The Institute.

(laughs)

- Oh, they would love us.

I'm sure they would love us dearly.

(laughs)

- The Institute.

The Institute.

(laughs)

- This is a little unsettling, I must say.

Why does everyone seem so

sinister?

- Sinister?

We're not sinister!

We have no left-handed motive, I assure you.

We are simply taking what we want,

and what we want is this planet.

- Now really, folks, just because we're all smarter.

- A lot smarter, huh?

- Well, yes, we're geniuses,

but still, we are, after all, just people.

- We are?

- Since when?

- Perhaps I should go.

- Are we, are we actually people now?

That thought never occurred to me.

- Sarah.

- I have enjoyed all this.

We should try to do this more regularly.

- Perhaps that brings a greater responsibility.

- Look at the time.

I had no idea.

- A responsibility to the very bodies we inhabit.

- Enjoy the donuts.

Bye bye.

- [Nick] Here's the first batch.

Second'll be ready tonight.

- All right,

Nick.

- So, uh, Nick, why two batches?

Why not just give her all of 'em?

- That's why I'm head of the forehead department, sugar.

She thinks I gotta go out and find more,

so I'm gonna charge her double.

Ah?

All about supply and command.

Well, well, Chief Bartnett,

do what to I own the honor of this pleasure?

- Hello, Nick.

Mind if I sit down?

- Can I stop you?

(laughs)

I take it this isn't a social call.

I didn't bake any muffins or anything.

- No, Nick, I'm sure you didn't,

but I wouldn't say no to a nice, steaming batch

of human foreheads!

- Sorry, Chief, my mother was once frightened

by someone's forehead when she was

pregnant with my sister's daughter.

You did say foreheads?

- There are some missing.

I don't suppose you know where they are?

- Get him.

I already have two, Chief, why would I need more?

(dramatic music)

Get to the point, Chief, I'm a very busy man,

plus I have a lot of work to do,

and I happen to be very busy right now.

- Well, I guess that's all, Nick,

just if you should happen to, oh, hear anything

with those sharp eyes of yours,

I'd appreciate you letting me know,

and you'll find me very grateful, if you know what I mean?

- Uh, no, not really.

Call, Sheila, Dr. Bexter, at the Institute.

Tell her I come up with the rest of the foreheads.

- She just left here.

- Those foreheads are suddenly burnin' a hole

in my back room, now do it!

- Whatever you say, Nick.

- Good news, darling, the rest of the foreheads.

Now we'll have more than enough for our purposes.

- Where are all these foreheads coming from?

Who has this many foreheads?

- What's wrong, Philip?

- I don't know.

I just wonder if what we're doing is right.

I mean, so much power and smartness,

I'm afraid it might change me.

- Change you?

Of course it will.

- I mean, Sheila, it might make me evil.

Might give me delusions of world domination.

- You think it might corrupt you?

But not you, Philip,

you're good and nothing can ever change that part of you,

the good part.

- I hope so,

but if that's true,

yes, yes,

maybe I will be needed.

If I can become stronger than the others,

keep them at bay.

- Others?

What others?

Philip, what are you talking about?

- Nothing.

Don't mind me, just my big forehead talking.

Where are these foreheads coming from?

(dramatic music)

(growling and roaring)

(roaring)

- [Chief] No.

No.

Stay away, stay away.

Stay away!

No!

No.

Ah.

Ah, ah, ah.

(growls)

(screams)

- Could've sworn I heard someone scream.

Oh, I must be spending too much time in the produce.

Oh, hello, Mrs. Cuttle, how are you?

Why are you shaking that carrot?

- Smells like burning toothpaste.

- Everyone certainly has their own ways

of telling when something's fresh.

My mother used to slap her melons really hard

and listen for the echo.

I bet that's an Old World thing.

Is that an Old World thing, Mrs. Cuttle?

- Old World?

Oh, I miss the Old World,

floating, crawling, crawling and floating,

furrowed with concern,

crinkled with surprise.

Oh, the Old World was a wonderful,

wonderful place, Mary.

- Was that Finland?

Say, that's a nasty looking bee sting

you got on your noggin there.

Funny, my Philip has one, too.

I sure hope they get that bee, it must be huge.

I think he said it looked like a fish.

Isn't that funny? (laughs)

Sure, bee sting's always funny, til it happens to you.

Nice going, Mary, Miss Sensitive.

Sorry!

Hope your head goes down.

Oh, hello, George.

- Like to try some cabbages, Mary?

(slow dramatic music)

(exciting jazz music)

(slow dramatic music)

- Deserted, just like the rest of half the town

that doesn't have almost anyone left in it.

I think there must be someplace like the inn

that they all gather at.

- It is a cozy place.

- We've got to think up a plan.

Something we can do that works

and makes things better than they are now,

which is not very good at all.

- I gotta say, you science babes are full of surprises.

You ain't nothing like I thought you was.

- Well I might be a scientist,

but I'm still a woman.

- You are, doll, a very sexy, very sexy woman.

- Yes, thanks.

- Here it is,

one last book on the forehead. (laughs)

I don't believe I said it again, the forehead.

(laughs)

Oh, I know just where this is.

So you boys watch the door,

and make sure no possessed forehead people come in, okay?

- Okay, Milly.

(dramatic music)

Huh, that's funny.

It should be right in here. Hmm.

I sure hope nothing gets me.

(screams) (growls)

(screams)

- Milly, what is it?

- [Milly] Forehead! Forehead!

- It must be a migraine, I get those.

- Oh, lie down in a dark, quiet room.

- [Milly] Forehead!

Forehead!

- [Dutch] It's, it's, it's, oh!

- [Dan] It's one of those things!

- [Dutch] Let's get it!

(moaning)

- [Dutch] What's she saying, Big Dan?

- [Dan] I don't know, we'll have to ask her later, come on!

(moaning)

(shouting)

(bumps loudly)

(moaning)

- We did it! We did it!

(screams)

(muffled words)

- What did he say?

- I don't know, by the way, what were you saying earlier?

We couldn't understand you at all.

- Oh, God, I don't remember now.

- [Big Dan] Oh.

- [Dutch] Forehead! Forehead!

(thumps and growls)

(growls)

(thumps) (dramatic music)

(harp music)

- Oh, what happened?

Oh, you three, now I remember.

- I'm Bid Dan Frater

and it's high time you told us what this is all about,

if you don't want more of the same.

- Very well, Earth man, I will give you a speech.

We are of a dying race.

Our planet, though many light years away,

is very similar to yours, only different.

Once we were like you, strong, proud, shouldered,

then came nuclear war.

We destroyed ourselves, much the same way mankind

could destroy themselves,

if they destroyed themselves with nuclear war,

so watch out, okay?

After the war, we found the only way to survive

in our now lousy atmosphere was, ironically,

as God's simplest of creatures, the forehead.

Evolution plotted our course and we followed like babies,

flat, little forehead babies,

but foreheads alone cannot survive,

and we are dying.

We need your host bodies in order to live.

- Did it ever occur to you,

perhaps if you'd simply asked for our bodies

instead of taking them,

maybe we would've given them to you?

- What are you talking about?

- I'm just saying, if they'd asked instead of taking,

we might've been happy to give our bodies.

- No we wouldn't.

We wouldn't be happy at all, think of what you're saying.

- You're right, it was stupid.

- Giving them our bodies, what are you a complete idiot?

- I wasn't thinking, sorry.

- It's not about asking nice.

- No, please, give us your bodies, really, it's okay.

- Hey.

- Shut up, you.

- Nice try.

You almost conned me once, stupid forehead.

- Oh, if I could only get my brow ends free, I'd, I'd.

- We've got to defeat them, but how?

How do you kill a forehead?

- I never know your hours anymore, Philip.

You're home when you never used to be home.

You're at the lab all night.

Giant bees are stinging your forehead,

and most of the town apparently.

Oh, Philip, won't you please tell me what's wrong?

I know something's going on.

Maybe I can help.

What is it, darling?

Oh please, won't you please, let me please help you, please?

Philip?

(gasps) (dramatic music)

Your head!

What's happened to you?

- Why, Mary,

I don't know what you're talking about.

- Oh, Philip, yes you do.

You do know about your head, I know you do.

Heads are your business.

If you don't know your forehead's huge, then who does?

Philip.

Philip, if you're going to go through this

big forehead thing,

I wanna go through it with you.

We will face this big forehead,

and we will face it together.

- I don't deserve you, Mary.

Mary,

I've done some things I'm ashamed of.

- [Mary] I can see that, Philip.

- Besides the noggin, other things,

less, shall we say, scientific.

- I don't wanna know.

I don't wanna know what you've done, Philip.

It isn't important now.

What's important is that you and I are in this together.

Now tell me everything you've done.

- I can't, not now.

Right now I have something important to do.

Something that may mean the difference

between mankind and lack of mankind.

- Philip, no.

- I have to go.

I have to make you proud.

- [Dan] Now we'll have the proof we need.

- [Forehead] I won't forget this. Hear me?

I won't forget you three.

(moans)

I've got a memory for faces.

- [Dan] Chief! Chief Bartnett!

- [Milly] Chief?

- [Dan] Chief?

Why ya facing the wall, Chief?

Chief, listen to us!

- Oh, you want the Chief?

Chief of forehead police! (laughs)

(screams)

- [Dan] Well they seem to move slowly.

That's in our favor.

(dramatic music) (screams)

- Here, my love,

the greatest concentration of Foreheadazine yet.

This will make you

the smartest man on the planet.

- That's exactly what I'm counting on.

- Philip, you seem so anxious all of a sudden.

- There's something I must do.

Let's just get on with it, Sheila.

- Very well, Philip.

(dramatic music)

I can't wait to see their faces.

The brain.

It's so ugly, so lumpy

And the forehead, it's so flat,

so smooth,

so shiny.

- Except when you ladies apply

some powder to it, I suppose.

- Really, Philip, it's so beautiful.

How could it not be the place where all our thinking's done?

You know, it's a common theory

that in the future people will have huge shiny heads

to accommodate their future thoughts and such.

Isn't it really the giant forehead

that will allow that really smart thinking?

- I think I'll take a nap while this takes effect.

I'm feeling a bit woozy.

- [Sheila] Of course, darling.

♫ Two, two, the lily-white boys

♫ Clothed all in green

♫ Ho ho

♫ One is one and all alone

♫ And evermore shall be ♫

- [Sarah] What is it, Chief?

- Some of the last of the flatheads.

I almost got 'em, but they got away from me.

- Because they spotted you right away.

Reverend Beaks has been working on the very problem

of our obvious appearance.

Beaks.

- Thank you, Doctor.

May I say how grand it is to see this

fine turn out today.

Well, if we are to take over the Earth,

and I think that you'll all agree

that is precisely what we should do,

then we must deal with that most

conspicuous hindrance to the element of surprise.

I refer, of course, to our unsightly, bulging forehead.

Please do note

bulge,

no bulge,

bulge,

no bulge.

Therefore, it would seem in our best foreheadial interest

that rather than accentuating our proud alien presence

to rather seek to hide, or perhaps even disguise,

our bulging forehead.

Yes, Sarah?

- Isn't it true, Reverend,

that certain patterns create an illusion

that alters various shapes?

Perhaps, if we were to all wear vertical stripes

our heads might look thinner.

- Oh, Sarah, I really don't think--

- Or color?

What if we all wore bright red?

- Thank you very much indeed, however, yes?

- What's hard candy?

- They're the same as eggs.

Aren't they eggs?

- No, you're thinking of a dishwasher.

You know what really bothers me?

Those pointy things.

You know, those pointy things that can catch your sweater?

- That's an elevator, you idiot.

- Focus!

What is perfectly normal headgear on this planet

that also succeeds in

obscuring the forehead?

Well, I think I found one that answers

both of those needs famously.

You will each find yours under your seat.

Please put them on.

- Well done, Reverend Beaks.

At last, we can walk undetected among these

unlucky and unlumpy souls of ineptitude.

No more shall these smooth deniers of protuberance

walk a planet far rounder than they deserve.

They will slide down the slippery slopes

of their own cascading craniums.

The day of the forehead is upon us.

- Did I miss the meeting?

Did I miss the meeting, man?

- What'll it be, buster?

- Where can I get a forehead?

- A what?

- A forehead!

- Hello, Dr. Bexter.

- Mrs. Latham.

Why, what brings you here?

- You know what brings me here.

I wanna see my husband.

- What makes you think he's here?

- Please, don't think me as stupid as you think I am.

- I don't understand.

- Don't you?

Or isn't it that you do and you're just saying

that you don't do?

What have you been doing to my husband?

It's some kind of awful experiment, isn't it?

- Very well.

If you must know, Philip volunteered.

- With your help I have no doubt.

- Yes with my help.

It's the forehead, Mrs. Latham.

The forehead, don't you see?

And it's our future together.

You could never love a man so smart,

so smart as Philip's going to be,

and he could never love you, not anymore.

He needs someone bright and intelligent.

- You're mad.

- Am I?

Oh yes, that's right, I am, of course, I forgot, how silly.

- I wanna see him.

Where is he?

Get away from that door.

I'll show you, Dr. Bexter, I'll show you!

You don't know my husband at all.

(screams)

(screams)

(screams)

- Oh, Sheila.

What have we done?

- What have I done?

- You can't blame yourself.

I was just as much a part--

- I seduced you.

I seduced you, Philip,

with all the lore and mystery of the forehead,

just as I was seduced by it once.

There's something I haven't yet told you about me, Philip.

- What can it be, Sheila?

I know everything.

- No, you don't.

For I'm quite blind, you see?

Oh, don't pity me, it's quite all right, I assure you.

- But I've seen you drive and type.

- From an early age I developed powers in my forehead,

powers to see as others don't see,

and so it began,

and now look what I've created,

a horrible, big, fat, foreheaded freak,

whom no one could love,

least of all me.

(dramatic music)

(screams)

(light dramatic instrumental music)

- Everyone keep looking in the book you have.

(snaps book)

We must find some way of defeating the forehead creatures.

(exciting dramatic music)

(slurping) (dramatic music)

- Nick!

What did you give me, Nick?

You ruined everything.

(growls)

(screams)

(exciting dramatic music)

(screaming)

- Hey, wait a minute.

It says here in this book that I'm looking at,

that the human forehead is very sensitive

to different sounds on different frequencies.

In fact, certain sounds have been known

to have an adverse effect.

- What book is that?

That's a great book.

- Which is why, for instance, that the sound of a bell

is so annoying to us, in fact,

the sustained ringing of a bell

can prove completely disorienting,

especially to someone with a big forehead.

Huh? Huh?

- That is really good to know.

- Bells.

Come on, we've got to gather up all the bells we can.

(bell dings)

- [Milly] Nick?

Where are ya, Nick?

Nick?

Nick?

(grunts)

Nicky Nick, come out and play.

(giggles)

- [Nick] I'm right here, Droxy.

- Oh, there ya are, Nicky Nick.

I thought maybe you were out shoppin' for foreheads again

in the frozen food section. (laughs)

Oh, maybe you should snatch purses.

You know, how little old ladies

always carry an extra forehead or two. (laughs)

Or better yet, why don't you just go to Brows 'R' Us?

(laughs)

- [Nick] I'm not doing that at all, Droxy.

I'm not doing any of those things.

- You know what they say, Nick,

foreheads are better than none.

(laughs)

I'm killin' me!

- [Nick] They don't say that, Droxy.

They never say that.

- Hey, what's the matter with you Nick ol' Nick?

You sound strange.

- [Nick] Why would I be strange?

Me Nick.

- Yeah, me Jane.

What the hell are you?

Hey, Nick, you on a bender?

What happened to ya, Nick?

Nick, you're givin' me the willies.

- [Nick] Don't worry, Droxy,

ten minutes from now, all your willies will be gone.

- Hey, what's the gag, Nick?

What are ya tryin' to pull?

Is this 'cause I loused up those foreheads on purpose?

- Nick no longer cares about things like that, Droxy.

(dramatic music)

(shouts)

- Y-Y-Y-Y-You're all messed up!

You're like modern art.

Now, now wait a minute, Nick.

Didn't I always say I wished your forehead could talk?

Didn't I?

I always said that, maybe you never heard me.

Gee, it'd be so great if Nick had a forehead mouth.

- You never said that, Droxy.

- No, Nick, no.

No, Nick.

No!

(screams)

- Did you feel that?

I sense our numbers growing stronger all the time.

Come.

We must find the last remaining flatheads.

- Ah, I am too much forehead and too little else.

Why is this mass of brow and

contemplation so heavy?

I could run faster had I not its weight.

And yet the biggest forehead in creation

could no more contain my pain than a thimble

or a backpack.

This head it should have been so buoyant,

so giddy with thought and insight,

is merely mine anchor plummeting me to depths

I knew not existed.

Ah, to be a flathead and embrace

dull ignorance once more.

(slurping)

Great balls of fire.

Some sort of alien forehead parasite,

not like me at all.

They must be taking over the town.

Mary.

(exciting dramatic music)

- It's lacking in noise.

Too lacking in noise.

I don't appreciate it.

I don't appreciate it one bit.

- [Dutch] We've got company.

That's what we should say when they're here,

we've got company.

- (sighs) Yes, Dutch, that'll be good.

Make sure you say it when they're actually here, big guy,

that way we can react appropriately.

- Understood, chief.

No falsies.

- This is exciting.

I really hope we're not killed.

(dramatic music)

- Flatheads.

The last of them.

- Bubbleheads. This is it!

- We've got company!

- We know it.

- Do we have to keep wearing the silly headgear?

I think they know who we are.

- Mine's starting to irritate.

- Very well.

Doff the pillboxes of the seat, my friends!

Let our proud foreheads shine.

- All right, here they come.

Let them have it!

(bells ring and clang)

(shouting and moaning)

- Oh, it's working, Big Dan and Dutch!

It's working!

- Get ready.

Here they come again.

(bells ring and clang)

- I can't stand this ringing sensation.

Try to get them.

Try to get those stupid bells away from them

and don't stop until you do.

Ah!

(bells ringing) (shouting and moaning)

- Don't stop ringing, whatever you do.

Anything you can, ring it, baby.

(bells ring loudly)

- Withdrawal! Withdrawal!

We will deal with this flathead treachery anon!

- Oh, round one to us.

I brought some sandwiches if anyone wants one.

- I'd love some. Big Dan?

- You two go ahead, I'd,

I'd like to keep watch.

(moaning)

What was that?

(moaning)

Be careful, it could be a trap.

- Watch out! Check her forehead!

- Flathead, good, we can use you.

- My name isn't flathead.

It's Mary Latham.

You must be mistaken.

- I wish I were.

It's not the world you woke up in, Mary.

It's the flatheads against the bubbleheads.

Everyone's taking sides and I know the shape of my head.

Do you know yours?

- Help! Police!

- No, no, Mary, no, no.

I'm not insane and I'm not buzzing on sugar.

There's a sci-fi invasion from another planet

and right now they've got us by the shortbread.

We could really use every fine, flat-foreheaded friend

we could find.

- Philip.

Must find Philip.

My husband.

- She won't be much help to us

with that confusion thing she's got.

- Oh, poor thing, she's exhausted.

- Man the bells!

(dramatic music) (bells ring and clang)

Earplugs!

- Try louder, ring really hard.

(bells ring and clang)

- The vibrations!

They can still feel the vibrations!

(shouts)

- My God!

They're taking our bells!

It's horrible!

It's horror!

(loud smack)

(grunts)

- Dutch! Dutch! What's the number on that phone?

- [Dutch] What?

- The phone! The phone!

- [Dutch] Longhead 7, 4, 2, 9.

- [Dan] Longhead?

- 7,4,2,9!

(phone rings loudly)

- Answer it! Answer the phone!

- Hello? Hello?

- I'm outta money!

- [Dutch] I'm empty.

- Anyone change a dollar?

- [Dutch] Ah! Big Dan!

(shouting and grumbling)

(dramatic music)

(phone rings loudly)

- [Voiceover] I thought they were out of change.

- Philip! Oh, Philip!

- I can't take these vibrations,

but it was the only way I could save you.

- No, I can't let you.

- Mary, no!

Oh, Mary, what have you done?

- Oh, Philip, I'm so sorry I ran from you.

- It's all right, Mary.

If I saw me with my big, huge, ugly, forehead face,

I'm sure I'd run from me, too.

In fact, I did run from me.

Screaming, like a screaming forehead. (laughs)

It would be funny, if it weren't so pathetically cruel.

Here, alien parasites have given people

foreheads that can scream, while I,

through entirely different means, thanks a lot Sheila,

have become one big screaming forehead.

How strange life can be.

- Surely he is the greatest forehead of them all.

- It's huge.

- We should worship him.

- He's not one of us.

You dolts! Get it!

(dramatic music)

- This phone won't do, alas, for I have no change.

- Oh, Philip, we must run.

- I'm through running, Mary,

running and screaming.

- No!

- Oh, no.

(alarm bell rings) (shouts and cries)

(vibrating science fiction blooping sound)

(dramatic music)

(vibrating science fiction blooping sound)

- The thing that's best that you can do for him now,

is if you live

and just keep doing it.

Sometimes the best way to get back at bad stuff

is through good stuff that's even better.

Maybe, thanks to Philip,

we'll understand some things we didn't used to know about.

- Yes, yes, you're right.

- [Milly] Well, there's some sandwiches left.

- Eating will keep up strength, Milly.

- Yes, yes, of course.

- That was one brave bubblehead.

- That was no bubblehead.

That was my husband.

(slow instrumental music)

♫ A one, a two,

♫ A one, two, three

♫ Trail of the screaming forehead

♫ What can a body do

♫ 'Cause when your forehead is screaming

♫ It isn't really you

♫ That barren plain of matter

♫ Smack on the front of your head

♫ Between your face and hairline

♫ Like a sandwich cloaked in bread

♫ Foreheads have a place upon our face

♫ It's all just part of the human race

♫ But you're not dreaming your forehead's screaming

♫ That we're really all from outer space

♫ Trail of the screaming forehead

♫ Why can't our love be strong

♫ To drag us kicking and screaming

♫ From a world that's gone so wrong

♫ Trail of the screaming forehead

♫ What can a body, can a body do

♫ 'Cause when your forehead's screaming

♫ It's screaming

♫ I love you ♫

(dramatic music)

- Nah, we can cut before you say foreskin.

That's all right, that works great.

- [Voiceover] Everybody that's a production wrap

on Kevin McCarthy.

(cheering and clapping)

- What was that?

I want my credit.

Where do I get my credit?

(slow orchestral music)

♫ Trail of the screaming forehead

♫ What can a body do

♫ What can a body

♫ 'Cause when your

♫ Forehead's screaming

♫ It isn't really you

♫ That barren plain

♫ Of matter

♫ Smack on the front of your head

♫ Between your face

♫ And hairline

♫ Like a sandwich cloaked

♫ In bread

♫ Foreheads have a place

♫ Upon your face

♫ It's all just part of

♫ The human race

♫ But you're not dreaming

♫ Your forehead's screaming

♫ It's screaming that

♫ We're really all

♫ From outer space

♫ Our hearts and heads

♫ Are different

♫ In their respective need

♫ In their respective

♫ Decisions can be

♫ Awkward

♫ Unless our forehead

♫ Needs ♫

- [Voiceover] I crawl, I crinkle, I conquer.