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Engineering a softball team is no different

than engineering a refinery.

You put the right people on the right tasks.t

than engineeYes! a refinery.

YoAll right, we're onple oa three-year skid.t

So whatever it takes to kick CornPulse Energy's ass.

I got just the plan!

Where'd these new unis come from?

Medhi ordered them. I got - Nice!e plan!

WherNice work!new u- It's badass.

All right, team, pay attention, pay attention.

Tanner, you've got the youngest limbs

you're going to pitch.

Young and spry.

Insulators, you're in the outfield,

because you don't have a dental plan.

Taser will help,

look at him, he's huge as fuck.

Huge.

Painters, I'm sorry,

you're going to be riding the pine,

because you're all cross-eyed.

you're going to be

Look, look, look, I don't becawant to hear it, okay?yed.

Homer, you've got the softest hands, you'll be on first.

10-4.

I thought I had the softest hands.

You do.

At third, because he's a psychopath, Backwoods.

And that's our team.

At thirdNice!ause he's a psychop- Yes!ackwoods.

Yeah! - Medhi!

Ooh, Dewey!

Yes, of course, you are a batboy.

Perfect. - Strategically sound.

That's a good position. - What?!

Perfect. That is not a position.

Ooh, no, it's your cover story, it's a ruse.

I need your rat-like senses to spy on the other team.

All right, let's beat these cornfuck

ethanol-producing hypocrites. - Yeah.

They're all still driving

gas-guzzling trucks to work every day, aren't they?

Hypocrites!

Here we have the memorial trophy cabinet.

It's a little sparse,

but you know what, memoriwe're proud.binet.

Five years, no trophies?

Someone explain to me how that boosts worker morale.

Oh, losing is super fun with the right attitude.

And the right bevvies. - Yeah.

And we're gonna be there, withpumping 'em up, tude.

playing the music, cheering.

Return the uniforms,

they can play in their personal clothing.

And stop spending money behind my back.

Actually, Medhi paid for these.

Ooh!

How much money did he make Actuathe company this year?ese.

Well, if, uh, if Medhi approved it,

I'm fine with it.

So you going to this bush league bullshit today?

Yes, I'm gonna cheer the gang on.

They've asked me to throw the first pitch.

Yes, I'm gonna chOh, la-di-da!on.

They've asked me to How come I'm not number one?

Two is a very auspicious number.

It holds great respect.

Really? - Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. - Yeah.

That could be your nickname, actually.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. - Number two?

The Deuce.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Ah! The Deuce.

Yeah, the Deuce.

You got this.

Make way for the Deuce!

Okay. - Mmm mmm.

Oh, I see what you did there.

Nice.

Get ready for the Deuce to drop!

. Janet, get the door!

Better help the bullpen has a plunger.

Here's a good spot. Yes.

No, this is- - If you don't mind maybe,

starting a cheer for my first plate appearance,.

it would be much appreciated.

starting a cheer for my firYeah. We got this.e,.

Thank you very much.

starting a cheer for my firYeah. WYay!t this.e,.

Enjoy. Thank - Okay.y much.

starting a cheer for my Let's go, boys! Let's go!

Gonna be the fourth year in a row.

I need this win!

Do you even know how to use that thing?

Yes, I watched a YouTube video.

Oh my God.

. Hot wieners! Hot buns!

Taste my salty hot buns and mystery meat.

There you go.

What the fuck?

Look at those CornPulse bastards!

I want to know their game plan,

their batting order,

and any potential injuries they might have.

But most importantly, if you get captured,

and any potential inkeep your mouth shut!e.

Wait, I can get captured?

Hey, hey, hey, boys!

Drinking? Don't you get it?

This game is about more than just winning.

This is a statement.

People in our community think that we are the bad guys, huh,

the evil, coal-burning stepchild.

People in our community think thBut we are gonna show themh,

by winning this softball tournament what we are made of!

Yeah!

Hey, man, we're just trying to have some fun.

It's the frickin' weekend.

Guys, we can have fun and still win.

We just need to pace ourselves and not get too fucked up.

. Roger that, Todder.

We just need to pace ourselves and not You rang?ucked up.

LFG, let's go, boys!

We just need to pace ourselves and [in unison] Yeah!d up.

Taser what are you doing, man?

We just need to pace ourselves and [iRelax, Medhi.h!d up.

I like to enjoy my beverage without the use of my ass.

We are so fucked.

Okay, can you do this? - Yes.

Good! Now get out there!

Aaaahh!

Don't get captured! Stay behind their eye-line!

Get down! - Wooh!

Don't get captured! StHe's gonna fuck it up.ne!

Get down! Faster!

DStop eating double cheeseburgers every night,!

we might actually have a chance!

DStop eating double cheeseburFaster!ery night,!

Oh, get their balls.

Up! Down!

Get away from me!

What the fuck are you doing, man?

Get away from me.

No, you suck it!

What do we have here?

. Get outta here!

WhSecret game plans.?

. Beat his ass!!

What the fuck are you doing back here?

My peripheries get all screwed up sometimes.

Get the fuck outta here.

I was chasing a $5 bill.

If you see a $5 bill with Harry Potter written on the back,

I was just chasing it, so.

Oh, fuck Roach!

Don't drain your weasel in the middle of the field,

Oyou ditch pig!

Don't drain your weasel in Someone's gonna slip in that!

There's a porta-john over there, man!

I gotta flow!

Don't slip in Roach's piss, everybody!

Hey!

. What are the odds?

Hey there, neighbour!

What are you doing here?

Oh, pays like 20 an hour cash, plus a free beer, right?

WhaIt's charity work.re?

I like to pay it forward.

Shit, Auds, you got some heat, girl!

Oh! Sorry, brother!

What the fuck is that?

Sorry, welder's elbow!

. What Sure, it is.hat?

Blankin' too much dicky!

Are you, um, working?

It's for the kids, you got 40 bucks?

It's just 'cause I had to-

You know what,

I'm just gonna go sit down and, and watch the game.

Okay, great. I'll join ya!

I'm just gonna go sit down and, and Great!the game.

. Conch, Conch, Conch, Conch!

. Oh God, look who just arrived.

I kinda feel like she wants to wear my skin.

I know, but she's so loaded!

I mean, I would trade places with her in a-

Heartbeat.

Hey, so here are my stats.

Oh. Okay.

And a little slugger card.

. Oh, Dale!

Can you introduce me as Dinger Dale?

It says here you're on the bench, sweetie.

Oh, but I'm staying loose.

Hot tube steaks on a bun!

Tightly packed lips and assholes!

So delicious you'll forget to chew.

You've got to be shitting me.

What are you doing here?

Fulfilling the Youconditions of my parole.e.

. Down an eye, are ya?

Fulfilling the YoucondiYou sober now?role.e.

. California sober.ya?

Fulfilling the YOkay. Take two chilli dogs...

Bennett, I see your YOkaywieners are intact.ogs...

That's a good side hustle for ya.

Come here.

There's been a lot of chatter about decertification.

I'm concerned about the state of the union.

That's American.

This is a union town.

Look, shit will go sideways if that happens.

Shit can't go sideways.

Only if it hits a very powerful fan.

Good to know.

We need to speak to Conch's board.

Is that something you can do?

We need to speak No, we're both gonna do it.

I just called an emergency board meeting.

They're coming to NImperial Valley tomorrow...

I just called an emeThat is fantastic.ng.

They're coming to NImperiaWhat the..?morrow...

There's a fucking bite out of this.

They're coming to NImperiaWow, great.morrow...

You didn't put any chilli on.

No tip?

Welcome back.

- . - Put the tip in your mouth, huh? How about that?

Put my tip in your mouth.

There you go. - Ooh, thank you.

Doing all right?

Hey, Billy, don't you have some bases to clean or something?

Okay, well, duty calls.

Great to see you. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh. Oh. Yeah. - Really, really good to see ya.

Okay, see ya, Billy.

Oh.[Billy].h. - Really, rea Yeah.od to see ya.

OkaHe's harmless.ly.

Yeah, and I'm sober.

Ok[Daina laughing]y.

Did you guys go to school together or something or?

Yeah, no, we just have a history.

It's nothing crazy.

Yeah, no, we just Okay, let's play some ball.

Come on, what's the holdup?

I got shit to do.

This is so exciting.

I've never thrown a first pitch before.

You got this, you got this.

. Hey, you softball people, it's Barb.

. And Bev, also known as-

. Hey, Bum and Bummer!eople, Bum and Bummer!

What the fuck is Bum and Bummer?

. Bum and Bummer!

What the fuck is Bum and Bummer, that's right.

So, it's time for the first pitch,

which is gonna be Bum athrown by none otherght.

than Conch Industries' Chelsea, the wild thang, Nakamura!

w Bum athr[horn blaring]herght.

Um...

w Bum athrLet's do this.herght.

Hey, what's going on out there?

Jenn throwing the first pitch.

Hey, what's gBut... n out there?

Okay, looks like there's a slight change of plans

and the first pitch is going to be thrown by our other boss,

the Deuce, Jenn Conch.

Oh, she's a douche, all right.

thWhat a bitch move.h.

I know, I don't know what the fuck.

All right, put a little mustard on it for ya...

I kn[Steph].n't know wh Okay! fuck.

So good!

Use your good arm!

Let's give it up for Jenn, the douche, Conch, everyone.

Fuck it, let's chug it.

. Okay, okay, guys.

Grab your nuts and your other snacks.

The game's gonna start soon.

How much longer do I have to fucking be here?

. Well, it's a beautiful day.

Oh, hey, miss, can I haget like your photo?e?

It'll be my new background.

Oh, I want in on this.

Oh, uh, I'll get it, It'lI'll take it. Yeah.und.

Was your oxygen levels possibly cut off during childbirth?

No, I came out feet first.

It's kind of like a water slide, but a vagina.

. No, I Okay, cheese!first.

It's kind of like a water slide, but Foreskin cheese!les]

Just cheese! No, I- Thick cheese!first.

Cheese, everybody, regular cheese!

Okay, guys. - Come on, let me see it.

Hey, Jennifer, Jenny, or whatever it is you go by,

can I talk to you about an idea that my sister had?

Unionizing the permittees

and bringing everyone together like a big unit.

Uh, by big unit, I meant, like team, not a big dick.

That was kind of weird.

What do you think?

You're good with that, right, permit?

Yeah, what?

Wait, you're a permittee?

Use this on your face.

Come on, come with me. WaOh, come on, let's go.?

UseI'm coming, too!ce.

We're having a fucking WaOh, convo here, no? go.?

Put that on my tab.

Boys, let's beat his ass!

Beat him!

Leave him alone, you fucking dweeb!

Get the fuck away.

Hey, hey, hey!

Easy now.

What the fuck is going on here, you fucking...

You guys high? Settle down here.

Hey, hey!

What do you want to fucking throw stuff at me, man?

Fucking easy, easy. Save it for the fucking game.

Save it for... Out of the fucking way, let's go.

Fucking see you out there, you fucking dweebs.

Save it for... Out of the fucThis is assault.go.

Fucking see you out there, yYou okay, Conchie?

SThere's a reason a conch shell looks like a pussy.

What is it?

Get fucked and get ready to lose.

Suck it, Donny. - Yo, fuck you.

You don't even know how to do any work.

Suck it, Donny. Get the fuck out of here.

Fuck off! - Fucking asshole.

Fuck is going on out here?

You know we're fucked up when I'm the voice of reason.

Women, children, family, fucking dogs, everything.

Grandmas even-

And ex-boyfriends.

Oh, fuck, I didn't know about that.

I thought you weren't even going to have any.

Only a couple, at least.

That's before everything went to shit.

Billy and his fancy Onlfucking sex moves.st.

Sex moves? What's he got?

She totally wants to have a vote.

A decertification vote?

She totally wants That's a good thing, right?

Bad.

How many fingers am I holding up?

What is that, two?

It's kind of hard to tell.

You're okay, Conchie.

It'It's go time, Taser.ll.

. Okay, just one more beer.

Let's go, boys and girls. Let's go, boys and girls.

Let's whoop these hummus-eating dorks.

Let's go, boys and girls. Let[everyone cheering]ls.

Union or non-union, let's beat these scabby piss missiles.

Let'Thank you for thatls. well-thought-out speech, Todd.

Let's face cleaver these motherfuckers!

Extreme, Stools, but I enjoy the enthusiasm.

Extreme[Homer]., but I enj We've got this!m.

I'll have your bats ready when you guys get back.

This is ridiculous, Medhi.

I'llYou know I shouldeady when be out there.back.

You're my favourite bat boy.

I'llYou know I shouldeady But I could be so much more.

♪ I remember when growing up ♪

I'llYou know I shouldeady But[overlapping yelling]ore.

♪ Sunny summer days we would hear the call

I' ♪ Come on, everybody, y B let's play some baseball ♪

Get her right down the pipe, Captain Cornhole.

I' ♪ Come on, everybody, y B let's plEat it! baseball ♪

Get her right down the pipe, C

♪ A fine fast jack

♪ Watch me threw the first pitch there's no turnin' back ♪

. ♪ A f Yeah!st jack

♪ ♪ Of the sun to it'srst pitc setting getting small ♪k ♪

. ♪Oh! Fuck off!jack

There we go.

. Th Oh fuck!.

We're gonna need a new catcher.

My bro's sideways.

You guys need to tell your bro to chill out

on the liver poison.

Okay, Taser, line it up.

If you're too fucked up, you're not playing.

We all got to work tomorrow.

If you're too fucked up, yo[Taser grunting].

. W Looks like he needs a sub.

It's just an inner ear thing.

Yeah, nice try. You're done.

[slu Take a seat.ust an i- Ah, fuck.ing.

. Roach, you're going in.

Don't let me down.

Sick!

. Don Oh, come on!n.

The outfield pisser?

. Put me in, coach...

I'm saving the best for last, Punky Dewster.

Yo, slop tart.

What happened to pacing ourselves?

Stress, man. This union shit.

I think I fucked up with Jenn.

She was a cranky Stresbitch bastard to me.hit.

She's a fucking cranky bitch bastard to everyone.

Don't worry about union shit right now.

We've got a game to win.

DAnd I found outt uBilly boinked Daina.

Really? Seriously?

Him of all people.

Can't say I'm totally shocked.

I mean, he's pretty up front about his kill count.

Probably that thing that he does with his pinkies.

Oh, it's a good one, eh?

Probably that thing that he doAnd Daina? Yeah.ies.

She's a special one.

. What the fuck, man? That's gonna bruise.

Not as special as Syou, though, Auds...

. What the fuck, man? ThDon't do that.ise.

Not as special as Come on, come on, come on.

. What the fuck, man? Okay, now I need a drink.

Not as special as I need tequila. His pinkies?

Play ball!

. And we are here today,

raising money to help save the whales.

. Our blowhole besties have been waiting all year,

raising money to help for our support...

Aw, you don't have to do that, Janet.

She chose to wear $5,000 shoes to a ballgame.

Six thousand!

SI was hoping we could00 talk about the permittees

that would like to join the unions.

Well, your onion breath GF

just tried to with his stink-rat burnout permit.

Listen, unionization would bring the whole refinery together.

Less accidents, increased morale-

Increased costs.

It just seems easier to me

to get rid of their precious unions.

Okay, so everyone just loses their job?

. Uh, Chelsea, you don't fucking get it.

. Record this, this is gonna be good.

You don't need to stay here.

I can send you back to Regina.

Surely you don't want to hang out in this redneck loser-ville?

Uh, you know, I think what Jenn is trying to impart here is-

Shut your pie hole, Janet, thank you!

Sense of belonging.

You know what?

We're not on company property, Sso I can say this.

I don't like you.

I don't like working for you!

No one here does.

I mean, you're out of your goddamn mind.

And I'm not fucking moving.

Fuck all of you imbeciles.

Fuck you.

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.

I am shutting your inbred honky tonk unions down.

I'm decertifying them all. - What?

. Conch will be non-union.

I can do whatever I want.

I'm the Deuce.

And you wonder why your daddy loved me more.

You're so funny.

Are you a comedian?

You're hilarious.

Are y[laughing]ian?

. Look who's talking.

Hey, plumper dumpers,

I need you to get some new hire forms

for the fresh batch of permits, okay?

Um, we're actually snot on the clock, s

you knockoff-wearing bitch.

The guy said that nobody could tell.

Yeah, you can tell.

And you know what?

This is volunteer, so you're not the boss here,

you botched-ass implant.

Please enjoy this very special somessage from Jenn Conch.e,

. I am shutting your inbred honky tonk unions down.

I fucking knew it. - You're fucking right.

Told ya!

. I'm decertifying them all! Conch will be non-union.

I can do whatever I want.

I'm the Deuce.

I can[crowd booing] want.

I was just kidding. I'm just kidding.

I c ♪ I'm the Deuce ♪ant.

♪ I'm the Deuce ♪ - You are a douche!

♪ I'm the Deuce ♪

♪ I'm the Deuce ♪ Jenn, go home!!

♪ I'm the Deuce ♪ ♪- Jenn, go home!

♪ I'm the Deuce ♪ [chantJenn, go home!home!!

Jenn stays here.

Jenn, go home!

Jenn stays here.

Oh, okay, all right. Okay, that's it.

That was uncalled for! Okay!

Wow, that's not the first time that's happened,

I don't think.

Sorry, everyone, but good riddance to that Conch sucker.

Let's play ball!

Let'sFuck! ball!

Come on, Stephi! Come on, Stephi!

Stephi, you can't just stand there and look hot,

you gotta make the fuckin' play!

Safe!

. Come on, buddy!

. Come on, Conchie!

.

Yeah!

Oh!

Nice hit, Auds!

Nice ass!

Go, go, go, go!

Strike! Strike! Here we go!

Come on. - Oopsie daisies!

Come on. Listen, you filthy liquor pig!

I got good money riding on this game, okay?

One more out and Listenthe inning's over!r pig!

I got good money riding Come on, you can do this!

. Get up. Get up. Get up.

I got go[Dewey]. riding He can't even stand up, Medhi.

- . Get up. - I mean-. Get up.

. Okay, time.

Time.

Throw it to your pal.

That's a boy.

. He can't even throw the ball back!

. Tha Game on!.

. He's got a lot left in the tank and he drank all of it.

. Yeah, it's hot!

. Oh, nice one, train wreck!

Yeah!

Hey, nice catch, Buzzy!

. Yeah! You got it!

Fuck yeah, fuck yeah, fuck-

Nice.

. Okay, this is it,

the final period.

The bottom of the sixth.

CornPulse is up on team Conch.

The 3 scores to 2.ixth.

One out.

Reginald Backwoods Davies the III is on second.

Looking good to tie up the match.

. It looks like Conch needs Da a player at home platend.

and they don't seem to have one?

. IYou guys got a fuckin'ds Da a player or what?platend.

. Conch needs to get someone to the platter

or this period's over, guys.

Oh my Lord, thundering fuck!

Billy! Time out!

Must be that Bennett dog I had.

I don't know, I think I'm gonna hurl or maybe shiss.

That's half shit and half piss.

He's totally fucked.

How's he doing?t - Shit faced.

Hundred percent.

How's he doing?t Dewey, you're going in.

You're my great white hope.

No, Medhi.

No pinch hitters You'rein beer league. hope.

Oh, shit...

Medhi.

You know you have the technology to sober him up.

Leonard, you brilliant bastard.

Okay, team, form a circle around us.

Get in here, you guys. Come on.

Nice and tight, nice and tight.

Do you trust me, Todd Stool?

Not Nice aneven a little bit.tight.

But I'll do whatever - Do youit takes to win. - Stool?

Let's get set. - Good answer.

We're friends, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Whoa!

. What the fuck?

Not for me.

Leonard.

Can I hold the IV bag? - Why do you want to hold it?

For safety.

. Yeah, sure, you're the expert.

All right, Todd.

Just, uh, relax, take a deep breath and exhale.

Just, uh[Medhi]. take a deep b There we go.ale.

Um, can you just pass this note to your brother for me?

It's kind of fucking hot.

. Stop squeezing the bag, Steph.

. I It's all gravity, baby.

. Stop squeezing 1, 2, 3, and...

Oh, we're done.

Oh.

That much?

Oh, this is one of the freakiest buzz-ons I've ever had.

I like it.

Are you good to go?

Good to go, coach.

He's good to go!

Hey, this, uh, came for you.

What is that?

Not from me. - Oh.

Daina. Ooh.

Todd, you got this, you crazy fucker.

. Yeah, get out there, Todder!

Todd, you got this, Stay clenched! Stay clenched!

You are not drunk.

. You'll be all right, Todd.

You have lots of energy.

You got this, Todder.

You are the golden arm.

He's pretty fucking great, hey?

You areStrike!lden arm.

. Come on, that's up here, man.

. Toddster, get ready to swing!.

. T I gotta call it as I see it.

Come on, Todd, focus.

... T I gott You can do it!see it.

. Come on, Todd.

. Strike two!

Yeah!

That's not good.

Ooh. Oh.

Here we go!

Come on, Todd!

. Come on, Toddler!

. Come on, Todd!

You all right, fella?

. Power off the back foot, Todd!

YouLet's play ball.a?

You got get 'em, Toddonator!

ntinues]

♪ No way!

No!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Well, you gotta run the bases or the run don't count, man!

Oh my fucking Lord.

Well, you gotta run the bases or the [bright music]t, man!

Oh God.

Well, you[Backwoods].he bases or the [b The fuck.c]t, man!

Well, you[B[Medhi].].he bases or th You didn't clench!man!

I told you to clench!

. Shit has hit the fan here, babes.

. Ugh, I hope he's fixed his washing machine.

Shit could hit a lot of fans if they're not careful.

Go, Todd, go!

Shit cou[Barb].a lot of Uh, go, shit-stained Stool!

. Keep going! Keep going!

Shit cou[Barb].a lot of Uh, g Stool!

Yay, Todd!

You did it!

. Whatever. Shit happens.

Oh God, he smells.

Is it on me?

. I don't know.

. Yeah, look at that.

That is a side effect.

. What a shitty way to lose.

See ya next year. - Yeah, man.

Pack your diapers.

SeHey, don't ber. such a sore loser,

Captain Ethanhole.

. Fuck off.

Todd! - Coach!

Oh, wow.

You know, uh, I accept no responsibility

for adverse reactions.

I really think it was the beer and the chilli dogs.

Okay.

I rWe're all gonna signhe waivers after we celebrate!

You know, I drank a fair bit.

Like, a lot.

And I don't normally shit myself.

Just saying.

And I don't normally Okay.

Uh, wow, you really lived up to your name, Stool.

ULoved that you just said ufuck it and owned it...

Yeah!

First round's on me, look at that!

Yeah, you know, I am, I am good, but thank you, Billy.

First round's on me, All right, suit yourself.

Good game.

Ugh.

Um, when I said that we had a history,

like we went on one blind date.

Oh, really?

Yeah, he said that he forgot his wallet

and stuck me with the bill.

I had one glass of wine and he had ten double rum and cokes.

No, not Billy.

I mean, he's a stand-up guy.

Looking sharp.

Very good. Look at that.

. Okay.

Very goodYeah.k at that.

. I got you note.

Third base if I try my best.

. I guess that worked.

When should I cash in?

I'm thinking the sooner the better.

Oh, me too.

I'm thinking the Maybe just shower first?

Yeah. - Yeah.

I'm tYeah.ng the M- Poop smells strong.t?

My fucking hero!

Oh wow. Here we go.

I love you, man.

But ya stink.

Okay, team photo!.

Remember, board meeting tomorrow, all right?

Whenever they arrive.

Yes, got it. - Lay off the party.

Do I look like I can keep going?

Meeting tomorrow important. - Mmhmm.

Chelsea! Drink from this!

Whoops!

Hey! Everybody say, shit your pants!

Shit your pants!

. Holy fuck, that shower felt good.

You have no idea, it was amazing.

They booed Jenn Conch right out of the fucking ballpark.

You have no idea,

But, dude...

if she decertifies the plant,

it's gonna screw everyone in this town.

. Like father, like daughter.

it's gonna screw ev[Snax chittering]wn.

Could be the dope, Snaxi,

but that actually makes total sense.

Coul[Snax chittering]axi,

It's perfect.

Coul[Snax chittering]axi,

Well, Todd got a love note.

I guess I'm going to third base,

whatever that means.

Holy shit! Snaxi!

I don't think that's what it means,

you horny, furry little slut.

I That would be at's least a home run.

Probably a grand slam or what?

Hi, Darren.

Did you know that there is a lack

of five-star accommodation in this town?

I spent the night in a dumpster motel.

of five-star accommodation inOh, rats.n?

Yes, there were rats.

Can you inform the pilot that I'd love a smooth flight?

My nerves are very rattled

and I can't handle any turbulence.

I can pass along that message.

I'm not sure how much control they have over the weather.

Well, I once convinced the sun

to set later for one of my pool parties, Janet.

All right? Well,- Of course. Right.he sun

Darren, go big. Get me home, baby.

Oh, would you look at that.

Darren, go big. Your flight's been delayed.

Darren. - Mmhmm?

Get me out of this fucking shithole, okay?

Or I'm gonna go ballistic on social media.

Get me out of this fuI know Tim Robbins.y?

Tony. - Tony Robbins.

I know Tony Robbins.

We're short-staffed with the new mandated break rules.

Unions. Am I right?

Fuck!

♪ Rise up, rise up ♪

♪ Oh rise and show your power

♪ Rise up rise up ♪

♪ We're dancing into the sun

♪ Rise up rise up ♪

♪ It's time for celebrationn

♪ Rise up rise up ♪

♪ Spirits time has come ♪nn

♪ We want lovin' we want laughter again

♪ We want heartbeat

♪ We want madness to end, w we want dancin'in

♪ We want to run in the streets

♪ We want freedom to live in this peace

♪ We want power, want to make it okay

♪ Want to be singin' at the end of the day

♪ Children to breathe a new life

♪ Everybody dance into the sun

♪ Rise up rise up ♪

♪ It's time for celebration ♪

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