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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:33,763 --> 00:00:36,140 // 2 00:00:38,893 --> 00:00:40,603 ♪ Hit the road, Jack ♪ 3 00:00:40,686 --> 00:00:42,396 ♪ >And don't you come back no more' ♪ 4 00:00:42,480 --> 00:00:44,398 ♪ No more, no more, no more' ♪ 5 00:00:44,482 --> 00:00:46,067 ♪ Hit the road, Jack' ♪ 6 00:00:46,150 --> 00:00:47,860 ♪ And don't you come back no more' ♪ 7 00:00:53,157 --> 00:00:57,161 Hey, it's Monday morning, and I'm Jack Lucas. 8 00:00:57,245 --> 00:00:58,746 Crunch! 9 00:00:58,829 --> 00:01:00,289 - Hi. - Hello. 10 00:01:00,373 --> 00:01:02,708 - This is about my husband. - Yes? 11 00:01:02,792 --> 00:01:05,086 Well, he drives me crazy. 12 00:01:05,169 --> 00:01:09,632 I'll be talking, and he'll never let me finish a sentence. 13 00:01:09,715 --> 00:01:11,759 He's always finishing — 14 00:01:11,842 --> 00:01:14,971 He's always finishing your thoughts. That's awful. 15 00:01:15,054 --> 00:01:18,766 - It — It absolutely drives — - It drives you crazy, doesn't it? 16 00:01:18,849 --> 00:01:21,435 He's a scoundrel. 17 00:01:21,519 --> 00:01:24,230 Jack, you've hit the nail — 18 00:01:24,313 --> 00:01:26,607 Hit the nail on the head. 19 00:01:26,691 --> 00:01:28,693 Somebody ought to hit you on the head. 20 00:01:28,776 --> 00:01:30,569 ♪ Hit the road, Jack ♪ 21 00:01:30,653 --> 00:01:32,280 ♪ And don't you come back no more' ♪ 22 00:01:32,363 --> 00:01:34,323 ♪ No more, no more, no more' ♪ 23 00:01:34,407 --> 00:01:36,033 ♪ Hit the road, Jack' ♪ 24 00:01:36,117 --> 00:01:38,786 ♪ And don't you come back no more' ♪ 25 00:01:38,869 --> 00:01:40,496 ♪ What you say? ♪ 26 00:01:40,579 --> 00:01:43,499 So, tell us, how long have you and Senator Payton... 27 00:01:43,582 --> 00:01:47,420 been having this, — 28 00:01:47,503 --> 00:01:49,463 this sleazy affair? 29 00:01:49,547 --> 00:01:54,635 Great. This is great, yeah. This is disgusting. 30 00:01:54,719 --> 00:01:56,721 I am so tired of the public thinking... 31 00:01:56,804 --> 00:01:59,473 that they ha have got a night to in invade a person is private life, okay? 32 00:01:59,557 --> 00:02:01,851 Please. Come on. You had sex with a United States senator... 33 00:02:01,934 --> 00:02:03,519 in the parking lot of Sea World. 34 00:02:03,602 --> 00:02:05,771 You're telling me you're a private person? 35 00:02:05,855 --> 00:02:09,567 - You're our— - Spotlight celebrity! 36 00:02:09,650 --> 00:02:13,070 We want to hear about the back seats of limos, sweetheart. 37 00:02:13,154 --> 00:02:16,157 About the ruined lives of people we want to be. 38 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:18,659 New and exotic uses for champagne corks. 39 00:02:18,743 --> 00:02:22,288 Listen, I have been humiliated enough already, okay? 40 00:02:22,371 --> 00:02:25,416 Well, no, perhaps not. We need those details. 41 00:02:25,499 --> 00:02:27,501 You're a pig, Jack. 42 00:02:27,585 --> 00:02:31,297 ♪ woman, woman, don't treat me so mean ♪ 43 00:02:31,380 --> 00:02:33,883 ♪ You're the meanest old woman that I've ever seen ♪ 44 00:02:33,966 --> 00:02:35,885 You're on the air, caller. 45 00:02:35,968 --> 00:02:37,678 Hello, Jack. It's Edwin. 46 00:02:37,762 --> 00:02:41,515 W's Edwin. 47 00:02:41,599 --> 00:02:44,810 Edwin, we haven't heard from you in, what, a day? I've missed you. 48 00:02:44,894 --> 00:02:47,980 - I've missed you too, Jack. - So, it's sunrise confession time, Ed. 49 00:02:48,064 --> 00:02:50,941 - What have you got for us? - Um, I went to this bar- 50 00:02:51,025 --> 00:02:55,237 this very, you know, hard-to-get-into place called Babbitt's. 51 00:02:55,321 --> 00:02:58,783 Yeah, I know the place. It's one of those chic yuppie watering holes. 52 00:02:58,866 --> 00:03:02,495 - Well, I met this beautiful woman. - Come on now. 53 00:03:02,578 --> 00:03:05,414 Ed, if you start telling me you're falling in love again... 54 00:03:05,498 --> 00:03:07,750 I'm gonna have to remind you of that time we made you propose... 55 00:03:07,833 --> 00:03:11,212 to that check-out girl at Thrifty's that you liked so much. 56 00:03:11,295 --> 00:03:14,131 Do you remember her reaction? 57 00:03:14,215 --> 00:03:15,883 She was just a girl. 58 00:03:15,966 --> 00:03:17,718 This is a beautiful woman. 59 00:03:17,802 --> 00:03:19,595 Yeah, and Pinocchio is a true story. 60 00:03:19,678 --> 00:03:22,306 Ed, you're never gonna get this tart to your dessert plate. 61 00:03:22,390 --> 00:03:24,892 - No, this is different. She likes — - Edwin. Edwin. Hey! 62 00:03:24,975 --> 00:03:26,852 Edwin! 63 00:03:26,936 --> 00:03:29,397 Hey, come on now. I told you about these people. 64 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:32,400 They only mate with their own kind. It's called yuppie inbreeding. 65 00:03:32,483 --> 00:03:35,111 That's why so many of them are retarded and wear the same clothes. 66 00:03:35,194 --> 00:03:37,196 They're not human. They don't feel love. 67 00:03:37,279 --> 00:03:41,075 They only negotiate love moments. They're evil, Edwin. 68 00:03:41,158 --> 00:03:43,577 They're repulsed by imperfection, horrified by the banal — 69 00:03:43,661 --> 00:03:47,415 everything that America stands for, everything that you and I fight for. 70 00:03:47,498 --> 00:03:50,000 They must be stopped before it's too late. 71 00:03:50,084 --> 00:03:52,002 It's us or them. 72 00:03:54,713 --> 00:03:57,049 - Okay, Jack. - All right. 73 00:03:58,342 --> 00:04:01,429 Well, it's been a thrill, as always. 74 00:04:01,512 --> 00:04:03,139 Have a perfect day. 75 00:04:03,222 --> 00:04:05,808 Everyone here at the Jack Lucas Show says bye. 76 00:04:05,891 --> 00:04:08,269 - ♪ I've go! the power.' - This is Jack Lucas. 77 00:04:08,352 --> 00:04:09,937 So long. Arrivederci. 78 00:04:10,020 --> 00:04:11,605 I'll be sending you a thought today... 79 00:04:11,689 --> 00:04:16,610 as I lie in the back of my stretch limo, having sex with the teenager of my choice... 80 00:04:16,694 --> 00:04:23,200 and that thought will be, “Thank God I'm me.” 81 00:04:23,284 --> 00:04:24,827 ♪ I've got the power' ♪ 82 00:04:29,206 --> 00:04:32,376 [ Laughing 1 83 00:04:32,460 --> 00:04:34,879 Some of this is very funny. 84 00:04:34,962 --> 00:04:37,631 They even secured the rights to the Donna Summer song... 85 00:04:37,715 --> 00:04:39,175 to play over the credits. 86 00:04:39,258 --> 00:04:41,552 Ooh, I have chills. 87 00:04:41,635 --> 00:04:44,555 Are you sure they want me? I'm not gonna read it unless I have an offer. 88 00:04:44,638 --> 00:04:46,307 Jack, of course. Not even a question. 89 00:04:46,390 --> 00:04:48,100 When I talked to them on the phone this morning... 90 00:04:48,184 --> 00:04:50,561 I could smell how much they want you for it. 91 00:04:50,644 --> 00:04:53,147 I could smell it over the phone. 92 00:04:53,230 --> 00:04:54,857 Ooh. Bums. 93 00:04:57,485 --> 00:04:59,403 I don't have any change. Do you have — 94 00:04:59,487 --> 00:05:01,489 I'm not opening this window. 95 00:05:02,865 --> 00:05:06,869 Couple of quarters isn't gonna make any difference anyway. 96 00:05:14,919 --> 00:05:16,795 I hate my cheeks. 97 00:05:20,799 --> 00:05:23,802 Raoul called before — about dinner. 98 00:05:23,886 --> 00:05:28,682 God. About dinner as a concept or about dinner with Raoul? 99 00:05:28,766 --> 00:05:30,518 You're so witty. 100 00:05:30,601 --> 00:05:33,145 I've got to get out of here, Jack, and do something. 101 00:05:33,229 --> 00:05:36,607 You know, tomorrow is a very big day for me. 102 00:05:36,690 --> 00:05:38,943 It would be nice if you pretended like you understood. 103 00:05:39,026 --> 00:05:41,028 Fine. I'll say no. 104 00:05:41,111 --> 00:05:43,948 - They're putting me on film tomorrow. - Fine. 105 00:05:45,032 --> 00:05:49,203 First time in my life, I'll be a voice with a body. 106 00:05:50,454 --> 00:05:54,291 You know what that means, what this could lead to? 107 00:05:54,375 --> 00:05:57,378 It's a sitcom, Jack. You're not defining pi. 108 00:05:59,004 --> 00:06:01,048 I'll remember that the next time you get excited... 109 00:06:01,131 --> 00:06:04,134 by drawing pubic hair on Raisin Bran. 110 00:06:04,802 --> 00:06:06,720 You want some? 111 00:06:06,804 --> 00:06:08,430 No. I have to work. 112 00:06:08,514 --> 00:06:10,182 How un-'60s of you. 113 00:06:10,266 --> 00:06:13,060 I was nine in the '60s. 114 00:06:15,980 --> 00:06:18,357 I used to think... 115 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:21,235 my biography ought to be entitled... 116 00:06:21,318 --> 00:06:25,948 Jack Lucas: The Face Behind the Voice. 117 00:06:26,991 --> 00:06:31,161 But now it can be Jack Lucas." The Face and the Voice. 118 00:06:31,996 --> 00:06:37,585 Or maybe just Jack! Exclamation point. 119 00:06:37,668 --> 00:06:41,839 “Honey, where's my orange cup with the teddy bear? 120 00:06:41,922 --> 00:06:45,217 I'll kill that old bitch. 121 00:06:45,301 --> 00:06:47,970 I have a fever. I really think I'm dying. 122 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:52,349 Well, forgive me.” 123 00:06:53,934 --> 00:06:55,769 Hey. 124 00:06:57,896 --> 00:06:59,690 Forgive me. 125 00:07:03,861 --> 00:07:05,821 Forgive me, forgive me. 126 00:07:07,489 --> 00:07:10,159 Hey, forgive me. 127 00:07:10,951 --> 00:07:13,120 Forgive me. 128 00:07:14,371 --> 00:07:16,373 Hey, forgive me. 129 00:07:18,208 --> 00:07:19,710 Yeah. 130 00:07:19,793 --> 00:07:21,462 ♪ I've got the power' ♪ 131 00:07:27,009 --> 00:07:28,344 Forgive me! 132 00:07:28,427 --> 00:07:30,971 ♪ I've got the power' ♪ 133 00:07:31,055 --> 00:07:35,476 Whoa. Whoa. Hey! 134 00:07:35,559 --> 00:07:37,227 Forgive me! 135 00:07:37,311 --> 00:07:39,813 ♪ I've got the power' ♪ 136 00:07:41,565 --> 00:07:44,026 I have this. 137 00:07:44,109 --> 00:07:46,987 I have this. I really have this. 138 00:07:47,071 --> 00:07:48,989 ♪ It's gettin', it's gettin' It's gettin' kind of hectic ♪ 139 00:07:49,073 --> 00:07:50,824 ♪ It's gettin', it's gettin' It's gettin' kind of hectic' ♪ 140 00:07:50,908 --> 00:07:53,035 ♪ It's gettin', it's gettin' It's gettin' kind of hectic' ♪ 141 00:07:53,118 --> 00:07:55,204 ♪ It's gettin', it's gettin' It's gettin' kind of hectic' ♪ 142 00:07:55,287 --> 00:07:57,039 ♪ It's gettin', it's gettin' It's gettin' kind of hectic' ♪ 143 00:07:57,122 --> 00:08:00,834 They're evil. They're repulsed by imperfection, horrified by the banal — 144 00:08:00,918 --> 00:08:05,422 everything that America stands for, everything that you and I fight for, Edwin. 145 00:08:05,506 --> 00:08:08,384 They must be stopped before it's too late. 146 00:08:08,467 --> 00:08:09,843 It's us or them! 147 00:08:09,927 --> 00:08:11,428 It was Mr. Lucas's offhand remark... 148 00:08:11,512 --> 00:08:14,181 that seemed to have a fatal impact on Mr. Ma/n/ck. 149 00:08:14,264 --> 00:08:16,016 Marc Saffron is on the scene. 150 00:08:16,100 --> 00:08:18,435 An after-work hot spot, Babbitt's is popular... 151 00:08:18,519 --> 00:08:20,187 with single, young professionals. 152 00:08:20,270 --> 00:08:23,524 Edwin Ma/n/ck arrived at the peak hour of 7." 75... 153 00:08:23,607 --> 00:08:25,984 took one long look at the handsome collection... 154 00:08:26,068 --> 00:08:27,903 of the city's best and brightest... 155 00:08:27,986 --> 00:08:31,865 then removed a shotgun from his overcoat and opened fire. 156 00:08:31,949 --> 00:08:34,618 Seven people were killed before Mr. Malnick... 157 00:08:34,702 --> 00:08:38,288 turned the gun on himself and shot a hole through his head. 158 00:08:38,372 --> 00:08:41,875 Representatives of radio cult personality Jack Lucas expressed regret... 159 00:08:41,959 --> 00:08:44,294 however, no formal comment has been made. 160 00:08:44,378 --> 00:08:47,214 Neighbors of Malnick said he was a quiet man who lived alone. 161 00:08:47,297 --> 00:08:48,924 “You scarcely knew he was there”... 162 00:08:49,007 --> 00:08:51,260 said a woman who lived next door to Malnick for 11 years. 163 00:08:51,343 --> 00:08:55,013 But today, few will soon forget this lonely man... 164 00:08:55,097 --> 00:08:57,725 who reached out to a world he knew only through the radio... 165 00:08:57,808 --> 00:09:01,854 looking for friendship and finding only pain and tragedy. 166 00:09:01,937 --> 00:09:04,648 Marc Saffron, Channel 7 News. 167 00:09:07,276 --> 00:09:09,278 ♪ Everybody ♪ 168 00:09:09,361 --> 00:09:11,447 ♪ Have you heard 169 00:09:11,530 --> 00:09:13,031 Fuck. 170 00:09:26,837 --> 00:09:30,841 Garbage. People are garbage. 171 00:09:31,508 --> 00:09:33,010 Pigs. 172 00:09:34,845 --> 00:09:37,598 Go right ahead and panic. 173 00:09:37,681 --> 00:09:40,517 - Hey, Mr. Happiness. - Yeah? 174 00:09:40,601 --> 00:09:43,187 Are you gonna do a little work today or what? 175 00:09:44,354 --> 00:09:46,565 What, out there? 176 00:09:47,691 --> 00:09:49,443 They're not terrorists, Jack. 177 00:09:49,526 --> 00:09:53,197 They're just ordinary people like you and me. 178 00:09:57,034 --> 00:09:59,286 Breakfast of champions, right? 179 00:10:02,206 --> 00:10:04,833 That — That one. That'll do. it'll be funny. 180 00:10:04,917 --> 00:10:06,794 And then the scary one. 181 00:10:06,877 --> 00:10:09,963 Yes. That's right. A scary one and a funny one. 182 00:10:15,761 --> 00:10:18,347 Excuse me. Can you help me? I'm at an absolute loss. 183 00:10:18,430 --> 00:10:20,933 I've been looking for over an hour, and I'm losing my mind. 184 00:10:21,016 --> 00:10:25,479 What I'm in the mood for is sort of a Katharine-Hepburny, Cary-Granty kind of thing. 185 00:10:25,562 --> 00:10:27,314 Nothing heavy. I couldn't take heavy. 186 00:10:27,397 --> 00:10:30,484 Something zany. I'm looking for something zany. 187 00:10:30,567 --> 00:10:32,903 Or something modern will be fine too. 188 00:10:32,986 --> 00:10:35,447 Like a Goldie-Hawny, Chevy-Chasey kind of thing. 189 00:10:35,531 --> 00:10:38,992 You know, funny. I want to laugh. I have to laugh tonight, really. 190 00:10:39,076 --> 00:10:41,537 Do you have anything with that comedian? 191 00:10:41,620 --> 00:10:44,540 He's on that show. It's On the Radio. 192 00:10:44,623 --> 00:10:48,043 You know the guy. He says, “Hey, forgive me!” 193 00:10:48,126 --> 00:10:50,546 I get such a kick out of the way he says that. 194 00:10:50,629 --> 00:10:53,382 He's so goddamn adorable. That would be perfect. 195 00:10:53,465 --> 00:10:56,009 Didn't he make a movie? 196 00:10:56,093 --> 00:10:58,262 Ordinary Peepholes. 197 00:11:02,266 --> 00:11:05,727 It's kind of a big-titty, spread-cheeky kind of thing. 198 00:11:06,436 --> 00:11:09,940 Excuse me. I just want to borrow him for a minute. 199 00:11:14,862 --> 00:11:16,780 You're gonna love that. 200 00:11:21,577 --> 00:11:24,371 - That was a frightening woman. - Are you in one of your moods today, baby? 201 00:11:24,454 --> 00:11:27,040 If she didn't get something zany real quick, she was going to pull the pin. 202 00:11:27,124 --> 00:11:29,918 Is this one of the days when you're in your — What do you call that thing? 203 00:11:30,002 --> 00:11:31,712 - Your emotional abyss? - Her handbag could fucking kill us all. 204 00:11:31,795 --> 00:11:35,048 Will you explain this to me, baby? Because I don't understand these moods you get into. 205 00:11:35,132 --> 00:11:36,758 Anne, they're my moods. 206 00:11:36,842 --> 00:11:39,011 You want to understand moods, have one of your own, okay? 207 00:11:39,094 --> 00:11:42,472 - I hate desperate people. - Sweetie, baby, love of my life. 208 00:11:42,556 --> 00:11:45,309 You hate people. 209 00:11:45,392 --> 00:11:50,105 Look, why don't you take the day off, go upstairs, put your feet up. 210 00:11:50,188 --> 00:11:52,566 I'll cook tonight. Okay? 211 00:11:52,649 --> 00:11:55,235 All right. All right. 212 00:11:57,404 --> 00:11:59,573 Honey, have you seen my orange cup with the teddy bear? 213 00:11:59,656 --> 00:12:01,241 Grandma used it for her urine specimen. 214 00:12:01,325 --> 00:12:03,744 [ Laughing 1 215 00:12:04,995 --> 00:12:07,581 Here I am. I'm dying. 216 00:12:07,664 --> 00:12:09,708 ...are already dividing up my estate. 217 00:12:09,791 --> 00:12:12,085 I've gotta go hide my trophy cups in case Grandma finds herself... 218 00:12:12,169 --> 00:12:14,796 at a beer hall put. 219 00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:16,965 Well, it's funny. What do you want from me? 220 00:12:17,049 --> 00:12:20,469 - It's not funny. - Then why do we watch it all the time? 221 00:12:20,552 --> 00:12:23,680 Because it makes me feel good to see how not funny it is... 222 00:12:23,764 --> 00:12:25,974 how America doesn't know the first thing about funny... 223 00:12:26,058 --> 00:12:28,352 which makes it easier not being a famous funny TV celebrity... 224 00:12:28,435 --> 00:12:31,188 because that would just mean I'm not really talented. 225 00:12:32,439 --> 00:12:35,525 You are a sick fuck. You know that? 226 00:12:37,194 --> 00:12:39,112 You know, I don't know why you torture yourself — 227 00:12:39,196 --> 00:12:41,657 - Shh, shh. - Don't you do that! I don't like that. 228 00:12:41,740 --> 00:12:43,283 I'm trying to watch. 229 00:12:43,367 --> 00:12:45,494 You have too many thoughts rolling around up there. 230 00:12:45,577 --> 00:12:47,913 You're very self-absorbed, Jack. 231 00:12:47,996 --> 00:12:50,958 God, divert yourself. My God, read a book. 232 00:12:51,041 --> 00:12:52,960 It's important to think, Anne. 233 00:12:53,043 --> 00:12:57,714 It's what separates us from lentils and people that read books like Love Song. 234 00:13:00,050 --> 00:13:02,219 Great book. Dumb title. 235 00:13:03,220 --> 00:13:04,930 You know- 236 00:13:05,013 --> 00:13:07,557 you used to say that you liked that about me. 237 00:13:07,641 --> 00:13:11,311 You used to say you liked that we didn't have to think all the time — 238 00:13:11,395 --> 00:13:14,898 that we could just be together and not think. 239 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:21,154 Well, suicidal paranoiacs will say anything to get laid. 240 00:13:31,748 --> 00:13:35,752 Have another drink, Jack. It's on the house, like everything else. 241 00:13:36,712 --> 00:13:38,839 I hope when you get to be my age... 242 00:13:38,922 --> 00:13:40,716 your children treat you with the same disrespect. 243 00:13:40,799 --> 00:13:43,093 I've go! a fever. I'm dying. I'm a dead man. 244 00:13:43,176 --> 00:13:45,095 You're not dying. You just ha have a cold. 245 00:13:45,178 --> 00:13:47,139 And besides, you can't die before Sunday... 246 00:13:47,222 --> 00:13:48,890 'cause we have to go to the Billy Joel concert'. 247 00:13:48,974 --> 00:13:51,685 Well... 248 00:13:51,768 --> 00:13:54,354 forgive me! 249 00:13:56,440 --> 00:13:57,941 Madness. 250 00:14:01,695 --> 00:14:02,779 Stop 17/ 251 00:14:08,827 --> 00:14:10,662 Shit! 252 00:14:18,336 --> 00:14:20,714 Forgive me! 253 00:14:25,260 --> 00:14:26,762 Fuck. 254 00:14:31,058 --> 00:14:34,019 Hey! Hey, watch it, asshole. 255 00:14:34,102 --> 00:14:36,897 Well, forgive me, fuckhead! 256 00:14:47,532 --> 00:14:50,368 Hey! Hey! Over here! 257 00:14:50,452 --> 00:14:53,080 Here I am. 258 00:14:53,163 --> 00:14:55,749 Taxi! Hello! 259 00:14:55,832 --> 00:14:57,667 Merry Christmas. 260 00:15:00,879 --> 00:15:04,257 Hey, buddy. Buddy, help a guy out. 261 00:15:04,341 --> 00:15:06,551 Help me out with a quarter. Come on. 262 00:15:06,635 --> 00:15:08,345 Sport, sport. 263 00:15:08,428 --> 00:15:11,681 Hey, I told you! Hey! What's the matter with you? 264 00:15:11,765 --> 00:15:15,310 Get away from me! Get away from me! You're a maniac! 265 00:15:15,393 --> 00:15:17,104 You're crazy! 266 00:15:17,187 --> 00:15:18,772 Mr. Bum. 267 00:15:21,983 --> 00:15:23,360 Here. 268 00:15:36,289 --> 00:15:37,791 Hey. 269 00:15:37,874 --> 00:15:41,253 Anybody here named Jiminy? 270 00:15:47,384 --> 00:15:49,845 You ever read any Nietzsche? 271 00:15:49,928 --> 00:15:53,932 Nietzsche says there are two kinds of people in the world — 272 00:15:54,015 --> 00:15:56,268 people who are destined for greatness... 273 00:15:56,351 --> 00:16:01,648 like Walt Disney and Hitler. 274 00:16:01,731 --> 00:16:04,192 And then there's the rest of us. 275 00:16:04,276 --> 00:16:08,196 He called us “the bungled and the botched.” 276 00:16:09,573 --> 00:16:11,867 We get teased. 277 00:16:11,950 --> 00:16:15,078 We sometimes get close to greatness, but... 278 00:16:15,162 --> 00:16:17,164 we never get there. 279 00:16:19,749 --> 00:16:21,751 We're the expendable masses. 280 00:16:25,589 --> 00:16:29,676 We get pushed in front of trains, take poison aspirin... 281 00:16:29,759 --> 00:16:33,221 get gunned down in Dairy Queens. 282 00:16:34,264 --> 00:16:36,349 You — 283 00:16:36,433 --> 00:16:39,853 You want to hear the new title of my biography... 284 00:16:39,936 --> 00:16:42,022 my little Italian friend? 285 00:16:45,108 --> 00:16:49,946 It Was No Fuckin' Picnic: The Jack Lucas Story. 286 00:16:50,030 --> 00:16:51,990 You like it? 287 00:16:52,782 --> 00:16:56,953 “I Nova Esta” Fuckin' Picnic-o. 288 00:16:59,581 --> 00:17:01,708 You're a good kid. 289 00:17:01,791 --> 00:17:03,710 You say “no” to drugs. 290 00:17:16,765 --> 00:17:19,142 You ever get the feeling sometimes... 291 00:17:20,310 --> 00:17:22,812 you're being punished for your sins? 292 00:18:09,859 --> 00:18:11,695 Hey, what's going on? 293 00:18:15,907 --> 00:18:17,909 I said, what's going on? 294 00:18:21,288 --> 00:18:23,581 What are you doing here, man? 295 00:18:25,292 --> 00:18:27,210 You shouldn't hang around this neighborhood! 296 00:18:27,294 --> 00:18:29,421 I was just leaving. 297 00:18:29,504 --> 00:18:32,132 People spend a lot of hard-earned money for this neighborhood. 298 00:18:32,215 --> 00:18:33,967 It's not fair. 299 00:18:34,050 --> 00:18:36,803 Lookin' out their windows and see your ass asleep on the streets! 300 00:18:36,886 --> 00:18:40,348 - Yes, I agree. Yeah. - Good. That's very good. 301 00:18:40,432 --> 00:18:42,392 Do you believe this drunk? 302 00:18:42,475 --> 00:18:44,894 Me neither, man. Do it! 303 00:18:51,234 --> 00:18:52,736 Hold, varlet... 304 00:18:52,819 --> 00:18:55,739 or feel the sting of my shaft! 305 00:18:58,742 --> 00:19:03,663 In the name of Blanche de Fleur, unhand that errant knight! 306 00:19:03,747 --> 00:19:06,249 Do you speak English? 307 00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:08,960 Let the bum go, dipshit! 308 00:19:10,962 --> 00:19:14,507 Mendacity! Why are two attractive city squires like you... 309 00:19:14,591 --> 00:19:16,509 abusing a knight like this? 310 00:19:16,593 --> 00:19:18,261 Are you a faggot too? 311 00:19:18,345 --> 00:19:21,348 Faggot? No, but I do believe in fairies. 312 00:19:21,431 --> 00:19:24,225 - Not without dinner. - Are you fucking nuts? 313 00:19:24,309 --> 00:19:27,604 Viola! Let's show him what he's won. 314 00:19:27,687 --> 00:19:30,982 - I have to advise you to let us go. - You advise us? 315 00:19:31,066 --> 00:19:33,943 Yes. You're outnumbered, son. 316 00:19:34,027 --> 00:19:36,071 Look and see. 317 00:19:43,119 --> 00:19:45,413 Looks like Night of the Living Dead. 318 00:19:45,497 --> 00:19:48,124 Come on! Go for it! 319 00:19:48,208 --> 00:19:52,337 - They can't do nothin'. - “Can't do nothin'!” “Can't do nothin'!” 320 00:19:52,420 --> 00:19:54,214 Nothing? 321 00:19:54,297 --> 00:19:56,549 Gentlemen! 322 00:19:58,009 --> 00:20:02,389 ♪ I like New York in June ♪ 323 00:20:02,472 --> 00:20:04,724 ♪ How about you? ♪ 324 00:20:04,808 --> 00:20:08,770 ♪ I like a Gershwin tune ♪ 325 00:20:08,853 --> 00:20:11,481 ♪ How about you? ♪ 326 00:20:11,564 --> 00:20:13,775 Look, it's showtime. 327 00:20:13,858 --> 00:20:18,071 You know, boys, there's three things in this world that you need. 328 00:20:18,154 --> 00:20:20,615 Respect for all kinds of life... 329 00:20:20,698 --> 00:20:22,617 a nice bowel movement on a regular basis... 330 00:20:22,700 --> 00:20:24,452 and a navy blazer. 331 00:20:24,536 --> 00:20:26,162 And one more thing — 332 00:20:26,246 --> 00:20:29,249 Never take your eye off the ball! 333 00:20:31,126 --> 00:20:34,587 Of course, the ability to bean a shithead can be a fabulous advantage. 334 00:20:41,719 --> 00:20:44,013 Hey, hey. Hey, hey! 335 00:20:45,849 --> 00:20:47,851 Please... don't hurt me. 336 00:20:48,810 --> 00:20:52,230 Hey. Why? So you can be healthy when you jump? No. 337 00:20:52,313 --> 00:20:55,275 You can't leave me tied up out here alone, you fucking faggot! 338 00:20:55,358 --> 00:20:59,446 You're not gonna be alone. 339 00:20:59,529 --> 00:21:03,616 No! Come and get it! 340 00:21:04,951 --> 00:21:06,661 I need a drink. 341 00:21:06,744 --> 00:21:09,497 Hey, I know a fabulous place with great ambiance. 342 00:21:20,550 --> 00:21:23,136 Hey, so, what do you think of the death penalty, man? 343 00:21:23,219 --> 00:21:26,973 It's definitely a penalty. It ain't no fuckin' gift. 344 00:21:27,056 --> 00:21:28,725 Life's too goddamn short. 345 00:21:28,808 --> 00:21:33,062 Great place? 346 00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:40,236 - How are you tonight? - Not bad, John. And you? 347 00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:41,821 Can't complain. 348 00:21:41,905 --> 00:21:43,865 Can I interest anybody in a fruit pie? 349 00:21:43,948 --> 00:21:47,076 - No, thank you. Too fattening. - Crazy fuckin' — 350 00:21:54,542 --> 00:21:56,044 Give me your hat! 351 00:22:07,263 --> 00:22:10,433 All right. 352 00:22:10,517 --> 00:22:12,435 Have a drink. 353 00:22:12,519 --> 00:22:15,230 - I better be leaving. - Drink, goddamn it! 354 00:22:15,313 --> 00:22:16,814 No. 355 00:22:21,611 --> 00:22:23,613 I think they like you. 356 00:22:24,489 --> 00:22:26,866 ♪ I like New York in June ♪ 357 00:22:26,950 --> 00:22:28,952 ♪ How about you? ♪ 358 00:22:29,035 --> 00:22:31,079 You were great tonight, Parry. 359 00:22:33,289 --> 00:22:35,959 ♪ I like potato chips and moonlight and roses ♪ 360 00:22:36,042 --> 00:22:38,378 ♪ How about you? N' 361 00:22:40,505 --> 00:22:42,006 Hi. 362 00:22:42,966 --> 00:22:44,467 Welcome back. 363 00:22:46,052 --> 00:22:49,222 - How you feeling? - Have I died? 364 00:22:49,305 --> 00:22:51,641 No. 365 00:22:51,724 --> 00:22:53,935 Hey. Hey, easy. You want to get up? 366 00:22:54,018 --> 00:22:55,853 There you go. Hey, gravity works. Come on. 367 00:22:55,937 --> 00:22:58,106 Take it real slow. There you go. 368 00:22:58,189 --> 00:23:00,441 Take a few breaths? There you are. 369 00:23:00,525 --> 00:23:03,278 - Where am I? - My domicile. 370 00:23:03,361 --> 00:23:05,613 It's my humble abode. 371 00:23:05,697 --> 00:23:08,283 Mi casa is su casa. 372 00:23:08,366 --> 00:23:10,034 You want something to eat? 373 00:23:10,118 --> 00:23:12,870 Because your stomach must be a real tabula rasa after last night. 374 00:23:12,954 --> 00:23:16,249 These are raisins or rat shit. You can't tell sometimes. 375 00:23:16,332 --> 00:23:19,961 Yeah. How about a fruit pie? 376 00:23:22,380 --> 00:23:24,591 You're right about that one. I was off by a couple of months. 377 00:23:24,674 --> 00:23:25,925 Good job. 378 00:23:26,843 --> 00:23:29,637 It's nice to have company. Hi. 379 00:23:29,721 --> 00:23:32,098 - Where are my shoes? - What? 380 00:23:32,181 --> 00:23:33,141 - Where — - What? 381 00:23:33,224 --> 00:23:34,350 - What? - Shh! Shh! 382 00:23:34,892 --> 00:23:36,519 Excuse me. 383 00:23:37,395 --> 00:23:39,647 What is it? I got company. 384 00:23:39,731 --> 00:23:41,566 What? 385 00:23:41,649 --> 00:23:44,277 I knew it. I knew it last night. 386 00:23:44,360 --> 00:23:46,112 I did too. I did 387 00:23:46,195 --> 00:23:48,615 Don't look at me. Don't — 388 00:23:48,698 --> 00:23:50,366 He's the one. 389 00:23:50,450 --> 00:23:52,952 - Can you keep a secret? - No. 390 00:23:53,036 --> 00:23:55,997 Good, because you know what the little people told me? 391 00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:59,042 - The little people? - You know. 392 00:24:00,460 --> 00:24:03,546 They said you're the one. 393 00:24:04,505 --> 00:24:06,007 The one what? 394 00:24:07,383 --> 00:24:10,136 Shut up! Get away from him! 395 00:24:10,219 --> 00:24:11,971 This will get them back. 396 00:24:12,055 --> 00:24:14,098 Wintergreen. Sorry about this. 397 00:24:14,182 --> 00:24:16,351 There we are. 398 00:24:17,393 --> 00:24:20,647 Yeah. They said you're not ready to know yet. 399 00:24:20,730 --> 00:24:22,565 I'm not. 400 00:24:22,649 --> 00:24:24,400 He is too! 401 00:24:24,484 --> 00:24:27,153 Get out of here. Fuck off! Beat it. 402 00:24:27,236 --> 00:24:30,156 I have Raid. Yeah, fly up there. 403 00:24:30,239 --> 00:24:32,241 Yeah. 404 00:24:32,325 --> 00:24:35,662 Come on. Out of here. AN. Yaw.! 405 00:24:38,289 --> 00:24:40,750 Hey! You can't be in there. 406 00:24:42,043 --> 00:24:44,045 You're frightening him. 407 00:24:44,837 --> 00:24:47,173 Do you know who I am? 408 00:24:47,256 --> 00:24:49,676 - I'm drawing a blank. - Well, take a guess. 409 00:24:49,759 --> 00:24:52,178 Let him guess? 410 00:24:52,261 --> 00:24:55,181 I don't know. 411 00:24:55,264 --> 00:24:58,101 You seem to be some kind of vigilante? 412 00:24:58,184 --> 00:25:01,604 Well, that happens along the way, of course, but here's a clue. 413 00:25:05,817 --> 00:25:07,443 A hood ornament. 414 00:25:07,527 --> 00:25:09,362 No. 415 00:25:09,445 --> 00:25:12,532 I'm a knight on a special quest. 416 00:25:13,533 --> 00:25:15,410 And I need help. 417 00:25:18,663 --> 00:25:20,164 Quest. 418 00:25:21,874 --> 00:25:24,127 That's why they sent you. 419 00:25:24,210 --> 00:25:26,212 - The little — - Yes, yes. 420 00:25:27,338 --> 00:25:30,007 You see, they work for... him. 421 00:25:31,008 --> 00:25:33,010 So do I. 422 00:25:33,094 --> 00:25:34,929 Him? 423 00:25:35,012 --> 00:25:36,931 God. 424 00:25:37,014 --> 00:25:39,726 I'm the janitor of God. 425 00:25:39,809 --> 00:25:41,310 I know. 426 00:25:42,812 --> 00:25:46,065 Yeah. Hey, I know how you feel. 427 00:25:46,149 --> 00:25:48,818 They came to me about a year ago. 428 00:25:48,901 --> 00:25:50,695 I was sitting on the john... 429 00:25:50,778 --> 00:25:53,406 having one of those really satisfying bowel movements. 430 00:25:53,489 --> 00:25:55,450 You know those ones that border on mystical? 431 00:25:55,533 --> 00:25:57,076 Where you're like — 432 00:26:10,256 --> 00:26:12,592 And there they were. 433 00:26:13,551 --> 00:26:17,263 Hundreds of the cutest little fat people... 434 00:26:17,346 --> 00:26:19,515 floating right in front of me. 435 00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:23,311 It was wonderful, and then... 436 00:26:23,394 --> 00:26:25,855 they spoke... 437 00:26:25,938 --> 00:26:28,566 and they said that I had been chosen... 438 00:26:28,649 --> 00:26:31,819 to get back something very special that he had lost... 439 00:26:31,903 --> 00:26:33,571 and my part would be very dangerous. 440 00:26:33,654 --> 00:26:36,491 And I said, “Whoa! Hold it right there.” 441 00:26:36,574 --> 00:26:39,076 I mean, you start seeing floating little fat people... 442 00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:41,996 that tell you that you're on a mission from God... 443 00:26:42,079 --> 00:26:44,373 they'll slap you some heavy Thorazine. 444 00:26:44,457 --> 00:26:47,084 I said, “Give me a sign.” 445 00:26:47,168 --> 00:26:49,587 And they said, “Look in Progressive Architecture. 446 00:26:49,670 --> 00:26:51,839 February '88. Page 33.” 447 00:26:54,133 --> 00:26:56,552 That's pretty specific? 448 00:26:56,636 --> 00:26:58,179 Bingo! 449 00:26:58,262 --> 00:27:01,265 He knows. He knows. He knows. 450 00:27:01,349 --> 00:27:03,810 It's right here. Where is it? A, B, F — F, M! 451 00:27:03,893 --> 00:27:05,812 M! M. 452 00:27:05,895 --> 00:27:07,980 It's under “miscellaneous,” not “mythology.” 453 00:27:08,064 --> 00:27:10,483 Look at this. Here it is. 454 00:27:10,566 --> 00:27:12,485 Let's see this. 455 00:27:15,363 --> 00:27:17,240 Look. See it? 456 00:27:17,323 --> 00:27:19,742 Langdon Carmichael. 457 00:27:19,826 --> 00:27:23,079 No, no. Right there. See it? 458 00:27:23,913 --> 00:27:25,414 What? 459 00:27:26,999 --> 00:27:28,501 The grail. 460 00:27:30,962 --> 00:27:32,922 The Holy Grail. 461 00:27:34,924 --> 00:27:37,718 It's Gods symbol of divine grace. 462 00:27:37,802 --> 00:27:39,887 - The Holy — - Yes. 463 00:27:39,971 --> 00:27:44,684 Some billionaire has got the Holy Grail in his library on Fifth Avenue. 464 00:27:44,767 --> 00:27:47,979 My thoughts exactly. Who'd think you'd find anything divine on the Upper East Side? 465 00:27:48,062 --> 00:27:50,356 I don't mean to be flippant or enrage you or anything... 466 00:27:50,439 --> 00:27:52,066 but you're a psychotic man. 467 00:27:52,149 --> 00:27:54,944 - I know. - A very nice psychotic man. 468 00:27:55,027 --> 00:27:57,738 I appreciate what you did. 469 00:27:57,822 --> 00:28:01,033 - I think it was a brave and noble thing. - Stop. You're embarrassing me. 470 00:28:01,117 --> 00:28:03,619 I'm sure I'm gonna see a lot of you... 471 00:28:03,703 --> 00:28:06,038 on various talk shows when you get the grail. 472 00:28:06,122 --> 00:28:08,332 Please, don't go. 473 00:28:08,416 --> 00:28:10,543 I can't. 474 00:28:10,626 --> 00:28:12,378 I can't get it. 475 00:28:13,671 --> 00:28:15,923 Because he's out there. 476 00:28:16,007 --> 00:28:18,301 He's always out there. 477 00:28:20,636 --> 00:28:23,681 That's why you can get it. That's why you're the one. 478 00:28:25,766 --> 00:28:28,060 I'm not the one. 479 00:28:28,144 --> 00:28:30,104 I'm not anyone. 480 00:28:33,691 --> 00:28:38,070 Forget about the shoes. I'm going to take a cab, — 481 00:28:38,154 --> 00:28:39,739 - parry- - parry- 482 00:28:39,822 --> 00:28:41,824 - I'm Jack. - I know. 483 00:28:47,914 --> 00:28:50,625 Wait. Don't, — 484 00:28:50,708 --> 00:28:52,501 They're, — Here they are. 485 00:28:54,253 --> 00:28:57,173 Jack, Jack, here you go. 486 00:28:57,256 --> 00:28:59,175 As they were. 487 00:29:00,217 --> 00:29:02,470 You can keep the doll. 488 00:29:06,015 --> 00:29:07,683 Hey, thanks a mil? 489 00:29:07,767 --> 00:29:10,770 Hey, now that you know where we are, don't be a stranger. 490 00:29:10,853 --> 00:29:12,855 Come back. We'll rummage. 491 00:29:14,023 --> 00:29:17,652 Take care of yourself, Jack. Give my love to the wife? 492 00:29:18,527 --> 00:29:21,739 - I'm not married. - Really? You look married. 493 00:29:25,284 --> 00:29:27,286 Hey, don't be a stranger. 494 00:29:28,788 --> 00:29:30,373 See you. 495 00:29:42,134 --> 00:29:44,762 Hey! Hey, where you coming from? 496 00:29:44,845 --> 00:29:48,140 The basement, I think. 497 00:29:49,809 --> 00:29:52,061 I tell him no visitors! 498 00:29:52,144 --> 00:29:54,605 Hey, hold it. Hold it. 499 00:29:54,689 --> 00:29:56,983 Listen, are you a friend of Parry's? 500 00:29:57,066 --> 00:29:59,819 - No. - I don't allow no entertainin'. 501 00:29:59,902 --> 00:30:03,656 Look, I let him stay here out of the goodness of my heart because of the tragedy... 502 00:30:03,739 --> 00:30:07,868 but I'm not runnin' a hotel and nobody's taking advantage of me. 503 00:30:07,952 --> 00:30:09,453 Tragedy? 504 00:30:09,537 --> 00:30:13,541 He and his wife were in some bar and some nut comes in with a shotgun... 505 00:30:13,624 --> 00:30:15,835 and blew the place apart... 506 00:30:15,918 --> 00:30:19,296 splattered her brains all over the walls. 507 00:30:19,380 --> 00:30:21,632 She was a beautiful girl. 508 00:30:21,716 --> 00:30:23,676 Never knew what hit her. 509 00:30:23,759 --> 00:30:27,430 You oughta heard about that. Th-That nut who listened to the radio? 510 00:30:28,764 --> 00:30:31,392 You could have been attacked. You could have been raped. God knows what. 511 00:30:31,475 --> 00:30:34,437 - I was up all night long, Jack. - Sorry. 512 00:30:36,272 --> 00:30:38,482 - Yeah? - Guy wants to check out the pornos. 513 00:30:38,566 --> 00:30:40,693 So send him back. 514 00:30:40,776 --> 00:30:42,528 What the hell happened? 515 00:30:42,611 --> 00:30:45,114 - I was attacked. - What? 516 00:30:46,282 --> 00:30:48,367 On, baby. 517 00:30:48,451 --> 00:30:50,494 Two kids tried to set me on fire. 518 00:30:50,578 --> 00:30:52,204 My God. What — 519 00:30:52,288 --> 00:30:54,498 What did they do to you, ba — 520 00:30:54,582 --> 00:30:56,208 You almost done? 521 00:30:56,292 --> 00:30:58,544 What are you looking for? You looking for a story? What? 522 00:30:58,627 --> 00:31:00,129 I've seen most of them. 523 00:31:00,212 --> 00:31:02,882 Here. Creamer versus Creamer. Won an award. Go. 524 00:31:06,427 --> 00:31:08,971 Did you call the police? You want me to call up the doctor? 525 00:31:09,055 --> 00:31:11,557 - Tell me what you want me — - No, I'm fine. 526 00:31:12,141 --> 00:31:14,060 Are you sure? 527 00:31:16,812 --> 00:31:19,482 So where did you sleep last night? 528 00:31:19,565 --> 00:31:22,109 I stayed at a friend's, Anne. 529 00:31:24,153 --> 00:31:28,449 Okay, Jack. Jack, I want you to be up front with me now. 530 00:31:28,532 --> 00:31:31,077 If you're seeing somebody else, just tell me. 531 00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:34,080 You don't have to pour gasoline all over yourself and light a match... 532 00:31:34,163 --> 00:31:36,457 just to break up with me here. 533 00:31:36,540 --> 00:31:38,042 Just tell me the truth. 534 00:31:38,125 --> 00:31:42,505 Anne, I was not seeing anyone else. I was — I really was attacked. 535 00:31:45,633 --> 00:31:47,134 Okay. 536 00:31:51,555 --> 00:31:54,058 - I've got a cut here. - Okay. I see it now. 537 00:31:54,141 --> 00:31:55,976 I'm sorry. 538 00:31:56,060 --> 00:31:58,813 I love you. What are you going to do? 539 00:32:00,356 --> 00:32:02,274 You don't have to say it back... 540 00:32:02,358 --> 00:32:05,069 although it wouldn't break your jaw to try. 541 00:32:08,697 --> 00:32:10,658 You know what the Holy Grail is? 542 00:32:10,741 --> 00:32:13,494 Holy Grail? Yeah, I know that one. 543 00:32:13,577 --> 00:32:16,497 That was like, Jesus' juice glass. 544 00:32:16,580 --> 00:32:18,541 Yeah. 545 00:32:18,624 --> 00:32:21,043 Yeah. I used to be such a Catholic. 546 00:32:21,127 --> 00:32:23,170 - Do you still believe in God? - Yeah. 547 00:32:23,254 --> 00:32:25,131 You gotta believe in God. 548 00:32:25,214 --> 00:32:28,300 But I don't believe that God made men in his image. 549 00:32:28,384 --> 00:32:31,595 'Cause most of the shit that happens is 'cause of men. 550 00:32:31,679 --> 00:32:35,057 Nah. I think man was made in the devil's image... 551 00:32:35,141 --> 00:32:37,309 and women were created out of God... 552 00:32:37,393 --> 00:32:41,021 'cause, after all, women can have babies, which is kind of like creating... 553 00:32:41,105 --> 00:32:44,817 and which also accounts for the fact that women are so attracted to men... 554 00:32:44,900 --> 00:32:48,696 'cause let's face it — the devil is a hell of a lot more interesting. 555 00:32:48,779 --> 00:32:51,991 I've slept with some saints in my day, and believe me, I know what I'm talking about. 556 00:32:52,074 --> 00:32:53,701 Ew. Boring. 557 00:32:54,910 --> 00:32:59,081 So, the whole point of life — the whole point of life, I think... 558 00:32:59,165 --> 00:33:02,209 is for men and women to get married... 559 00:33:02,293 --> 00:33:05,337 so that God and the devil can get together... 560 00:33:05,421 --> 00:33:07,590 and work it out. 561 00:33:09,300 --> 00:33:11,677 Not that we have to get married or anything. 562 00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:14,096 God forbid. 563 00:33:14,180 --> 00:33:16,932 You have a little... thing right here. 564 00:33:17,016 --> 00:33:18,642 What, a pimple? 565 00:33:18,726 --> 00:33:20,936 Yeah. This stuff is supposed to blend with my skin. 566 00:33:21,020 --> 00:33:23,355 Like it really works, you know? 567 00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:29,403 No. I don't think I'm up for it tonight, honey. 568 00:33:30,821 --> 00:33:33,324 I just had a very traumatic experience. 569 00:33:33,407 --> 00:33:34,867 I know. 570 00:33:34,950 --> 00:33:37,536 I — I'm getting sick. 571 00:33:39,371 --> 00:33:41,373 Ooh, ooh, ooh. 572 00:33:41,457 --> 00:33:43,876 - Careful, careful, careful now. - Hey. 573 00:33:43,959 --> 00:33:47,546 Anne, I spent the night in a boiler room. 574 00:33:47,630 --> 00:33:50,716 I'm tired. I'm upset. I don't — 575 00:33:51,634 --> 00:33:53,928 I'm — I'm not in the mood, okay? 576 00:33:54,011 --> 00:33:55,512 Okay. 577 00:34:08,150 --> 00:34:09,902 Okay. 578 00:34:17,743 --> 00:34:19,245 Parry? 579 00:34:21,872 --> 00:34:23,374 Parry? 580 00:35:30,566 --> 00:35:33,610 - Gee. - Can I help you? 581 00:35:33,694 --> 00:35:35,946 I was looking for Parry. 582 00:35:36,030 --> 00:35:38,407 He's not here. 583 00:35:38,490 --> 00:35:42,411 The hospital said it would be best if we kept certain things away from him. 584 00:35:42,494 --> 00:35:45,706 There. Now, there's his real name. Henry Sagan. 585 00:35:45,789 --> 00:35:47,875 He was a teacher over at Hunter College. 586 00:35:47,958 --> 00:35:52,379 They kept him in a mental place over on Staten Island. 587 00:35:52,463 --> 00:35:54,340 He did not speak for a year. 588 00:35:54,423 --> 00:35:56,759 Then all of a sudden, he started talking. 589 00:35:56,842 --> 00:35:59,053 Only now he's this Parry guy. 590 00:36:00,763 --> 00:36:03,432 He and his wife used to live upstairs. 591 00:36:03,515 --> 00:36:06,977 When he got released, they sent him here. 592 00:36:08,604 --> 00:36:11,023 I felt bad. 593 00:36:11,106 --> 00:36:13,859 He couldn't work. Nobody wanted him. 594 00:36:14,860 --> 00:36:16,945 So I let him stay in the basement. 595 00:36:17,029 --> 00:36:20,449 He helped out. I'd give him a couple dollars. 596 00:36:20,532 --> 00:36:23,118 People throw things away. He gets them. 597 00:36:24,161 --> 00:36:26,288 She was a beautiful girl. 598 00:36:27,289 --> 00:36:29,249 He was crazy about her. 599 00:36:31,627 --> 00:36:33,879 I appreciate the way you deal with people. 600 00:36:33,962 --> 00:36:35,589 I really do. I'm a big fan. 601 00:36:35,672 --> 00:36:37,341 Well, good. I enjoy appreciation. 602 00:36:37,424 --> 00:36:39,760 Listen, I especially appreciated the other day... 603 00:36:39,843 --> 00:36:42,513 when you told that homeless schmuck, who do he think he is... 604 00:36:42,596 --> 00:36:44,765 talking about the money that you made? 605 00:36:44,848 --> 00:36:49,061 - Yeah, well, I gotta — - Who was he to ask Jack Lucas anything? 606 00:36:49,144 --> 00:36:51,814 - Asshole. - A scumbag like that? 607 00:36:51,897 --> 00:36:55,818 I liked how you dealt with him. I really did. I did the same thing the other day. 608 00:36:55,901 --> 00:36:57,736 It was perfect Jack Lucas style. 609 00:36:57,820 --> 00:37:00,155 I listen to you every day, and I'm telling you... 610 00:37:00,239 --> 00:37:02,282 you are a consistent, integral man. 611 00:37:02,366 --> 00:37:04,034 I mean it. 612 00:37:04,118 --> 00:37:07,037 What's the matter, baby? Can't sleep? 613 00:37:11,458 --> 00:37:13,752 Yeah. 614 00:37:13,836 --> 00:37:16,505 I'll tell you something, Anne. 615 00:37:16,588 --> 00:37:19,258 I really feel cursed. 616 00:37:19,341 --> 00:37:21,468 Stop it. 617 00:37:21,552 --> 00:37:23,095 Things will change. 618 00:37:23,178 --> 00:37:25,764 I feel like I'm a magnet, but I attract shit. 619 00:37:27,099 --> 00:37:29,268 Out of all the people in the city... 620 00:37:29,351 --> 00:37:31,770 why did I meet a man whose wife I killed? 621 00:37:31,854 --> 00:37:34,815 You didn't kill anybody. Stop it. 622 00:37:35,941 --> 00:37:38,110 I wish there was some way I could... 623 00:37:39,570 --> 00:37:43,866 just... pay the fine and go home. 624 00:37:51,248 --> 00:37:53,792 Hey, I know. I know. 625 00:37:53,876 --> 00:37:56,170 - [ Crying 1 - on, baby. 626 00:38:19,860 --> 00:38:21,862 Have you seen Parry? 627 00:38:42,591 --> 00:38:44,676 Deign, Princess, to remember this, thy faithful slave... 628 00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:47,262 who now endures such misery for love of thee. 629 00:38:50,098 --> 00:38:52,601 - Parry. - Hi, Jack. 630 00:38:56,522 --> 00:38:58,524 I thought maybe you could use a couple of— 631 00:38:58,607 --> 00:39:00,108 Come on. 632 00:39:02,486 --> 00:39:04,696 - Shh! - What? I — 633 00:39:07,783 --> 00:39:10,369 I'm sorry. 634 00:39:10,452 --> 00:39:12,913 She'll I be back. 635 00:39:20,963 --> 00:39:23,048 - Isn't she a vision? - Yeah. Gorgeous. 636 00:39:23,131 --> 00:39:25,759 - Look, I just wanted to, — - Come on. 637 00:39:27,386 --> 00:39:29,471 Wait, wait. Look. Look. Hey, look. 638 00:39:29,555 --> 00:39:32,558 I'm leaving. I'm going. I just wanted to give you — 639 00:39:34,268 --> 00:39:35,269 Shit! 640 00:39:37,813 --> 00:39:39,314 Wait. 641 00:39:40,148 --> 00:39:41,650 Now. 642 00:39:43,986 --> 00:39:46,405 No. Here. Come here. 643 00:39:46,488 --> 00:39:47,948 This way. 644 00:39:48,031 --> 00:39:49,533 Down! 645 00:39:52,369 --> 00:39:54,413 Jack. 646 00:39:57,207 --> 00:39:59,668 She buys a new book every two days. 647 00:40:02,004 --> 00:40:04,089 Hey, sweetheart. What the hell you doing? 648 00:40:04,172 --> 00:40:06,300 She's into trash. 649 00:40:06,383 --> 00:40:08,343 But what are you gonna do? 650 00:40:14,182 --> 00:40:15,684 Jack. 651 00:40:18,854 --> 00:40:20,606 Jack, come here. 652 00:40:23,692 --> 00:40:25,611 She loves dumplings. 653 00:40:25,694 --> 00:40:27,988 - Yeah. - That's her Wednesday ritual. 654 00:40:29,531 --> 00:40:32,951 It's so sweet, how she does that every time. 655 00:40:35,871 --> 00:40:39,625 We're looking through the window. You got a problem with that, buddy? 656 00:40:39,708 --> 00:40:41,752 - I'm looking through the fuckin' window. - Jack. 657 00:40:41,835 --> 00:40:43,879 - Come on. Let's go. - Okay, okay. 658 00:40:43,962 --> 00:40:46,089 Sorry. Got it. 659 00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:52,220 If anybody ever told me I'd be in love with a girl who chews jawbreakers... 660 00:40:52,304 --> 00:40:55,223 I'd say they're nuts — but look at that jaw. 661 00:41:01,063 --> 00:41:02,731 - I'll go. - There she goes. 662 00:41:02,814 --> 00:41:05,400 It's — 663 00:41:07,402 --> 00:41:09,988 - Isn't she — - You follow her every day? 664 00:41:10,072 --> 00:41:13,200 It's not like that. I'm deeply smitten. 665 00:41:13,283 --> 00:41:15,827 - Who is she? What's her name? - I don't know. 666 00:41:15,911 --> 00:41:17,788 A cooler! 667 00:41:18,997 --> 00:41:21,333 That's beautiful. It needs a little work. 668 00:41:21,416 --> 00:41:23,752 - Here. Come here. - What? Jack. 669 00:41:23,835 --> 00:41:26,588 I just would like to help you. 670 00:41:27,589 --> 00:41:29,633 Fifty dollars? 671 00:41:29,716 --> 00:41:32,094 All right. All right. Here, look. Here's another 20. 672 00:41:32,177 --> 00:41:35,180 - Will that do it? - Seventy dollars. That — 673 00:41:36,473 --> 00:41:39,434 How much is this gonna take? 674 00:41:40,769 --> 00:41:43,522 You're so nice, Jack. Jack. 675 00:41:43,605 --> 00:41:46,692 - No, that's okay. It's okay. - You mensch, you. 676 00:41:49,361 --> 00:41:51,780 That's — Hey, can I take you to lunch? 677 00:41:51,863 --> 00:41:53,865 No, I got to go back to work. 678 00:41:55,617 --> 00:41:57,285 Take care of yourself. 679 00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:10,716 Sell! 680 00:42:10,799 --> 00:42:12,426 Sell! 681 00:42:12,509 --> 00:42:14,136 - Here. - Sell! 682 00:42:17,973 --> 00:42:19,307 Take care. 683 00:42:19,391 --> 00:42:23,311 - Buy! Buy! Buy! - Yes. 684 00:42:23,395 --> 00:42:25,063 Fuck 'em all! 685 00:42:25,147 --> 00:42:27,149 Hey, what are you doing? Give that back. 686 00:42:27,232 --> 00:42:29,276 Jack,Jack,Jack,Jack! 687 00:42:29,359 --> 00:42:31,611 What are you doing? Jack, let go. Let go. 688 00:42:31,695 --> 00:42:33,739 - What are you doing? - What the fuck were you doing? 689 00:42:33,822 --> 00:42:35,657 Jack! Why did you do that? 690 00:42:35,741 --> 00:42:38,243 - I gave that to you! - What am I going to do with it? 691 00:42:38,326 --> 00:42:41,079 I don't know, but I gave it to you to help you, not to help him! 692 00:42:41,163 --> 00:42:44,458 Jack, if you really want to help me — 693 00:42:55,469 --> 00:42:57,429 Okay, you can open your eyes. 694 00:42:57,512 --> 00:42:59,556 Pretty impressive? 695 00:42:59,639 --> 00:43:01,099 But don't let it scare you. 696 00:43:01,183 --> 00:43:03,310 As formidable as it seems, everything has its weakness. 697 00:43:03,393 --> 00:43:04,895 Hey, at least there's no moat. 698 00:43:04,978 --> 00:43:08,148 You can't just break into Langdon Carmichael's house. 699 00:43:08,231 --> 00:43:10,734 - This man's done nothing. - Hey! I'll deal with it. 700 00:43:10,817 --> 00:43:12,778 Jack, let's go through this one more time, okay? 701 00:43:12,861 --> 00:43:15,197 - Look, please, listen to me. - There is the Holy Grail ins — 702 00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:17,908 Don't start drooling or rolling your eyes when I tell you this... 703 00:43:17,991 --> 00:43:19,951 but you shouldn't be doing this. 704 00:43:20,035 --> 00:43:24,289 - There is no Holy Grail. - Jack, ye of little faith. 705 00:43:24,372 --> 00:43:26,124 Jack, there has to be a grail. 706 00:43:26,208 --> 00:43:28,460 What were the crusades, the pope's publicity stunt? 707 00:43:28,543 --> 00:43:30,712 You heathen, there's a grail. Come on. 708 00:43:30,796 --> 00:43:32,714 Hey. Look, wait. Wait a minute. Look. 709 00:43:32,798 --> 00:43:34,299 Hey! 710 00:43:34,382 --> 00:43:38,845 You're only partly insane. People like you can lead semi-normal lives. 711 00:43:38,929 --> 00:43:41,640 - You can get a job. - I have a job, Jack. 712 00:43:41,723 --> 00:43:43,934 I have a quest. 713 00:43:44,017 --> 00:43:46,520 I take it back. You're fucking deranged. 714 00:43:46,603 --> 00:43:48,897 You're gonna get yourself killed trying to get in there. 715 00:43:49,981 --> 00:43:51,942 That's so sweet. 716 00:43:52,025 --> 00:43:54,986 Now, I know what you're trying to do. You're trying to protect me, aren't you? 717 00:43:55,070 --> 00:43:57,823 - You think there's danger in there. - No. I think you're a moron. 718 00:43:57,906 --> 00:43:59,908 And I don't want to get in trouble. 719 00:44:01,117 --> 00:44:04,162 You care. First the money, now this. 720 00:44:04,246 --> 00:44:07,249 That's so sweet. You fabulous guy! 721 00:44:08,416 --> 00:44:10,502 Don't hug me in public again. Okay? 722 00:44:10,585 --> 00:44:12,504 Men with men. Jack. 723 00:44:12,587 --> 00:44:15,340 I love this guy! 724 00:44:15,423 --> 00:44:18,844 You hear me? I love this guy! 725 00:44:18,927 --> 00:44:20,846 You hear me, jaded city? 726 00:44:20,929 --> 00:44:23,849 - Will you shut up! - I love Jack. He cares. 727 00:44:23,932 --> 00:44:26,685 Jack, in this jaded motherfuckin' city — 728 00:44:26,768 --> 00:44:28,854 Will you — Will you shut up! 729 00:44:28,937 --> 00:44:31,106 You hear me? I'm loopy about this guy. 730 00:44:31,189 --> 00:44:35,277 Jack! You're a real human being. 731 00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:38,697 You're a friend, a true friend. 732 00:44:39,698 --> 00:44:41,658 I'm not. Believe me. 733 00:44:43,243 --> 00:44:45,245 - I'm scum. - Come on. 734 00:44:45,328 --> 00:44:47,998 I'm not going to listen. You're an honest-to-goodness good guy. 735 00:44:48,081 --> 00:44:50,083 I'm self-centered. I'm weak. 736 00:44:51,167 --> 00:44:53,378 I don't have the willpower of a fly on shit. 737 00:44:53,461 --> 00:44:55,046 Maybe that's why the little people sent you. 738 00:44:55,130 --> 00:44:57,048 They knew that. It's like magic. 739 00:44:57,132 --> 00:45:00,260 I don't believe in little floating people, okay? 740 00:45:00,343 --> 00:45:02,470 There is no magic. 741 00:45:03,471 --> 00:45:06,141 But you're still gonna help me, Jack. That's what matters. 742 00:45:06,224 --> 00:45:09,019 - Parry. Parry, or whatever your name is — - Jack. Jack. 743 00:45:09,102 --> 00:45:11,313 You know none of this is true. The grail, the voices. 744 00:45:11,396 --> 00:45:14,274 - Jack, you can't — - There's a part of you that knows it's not true. 745 00:45:14,357 --> 00:45:16,735 - I think we have to start planning now. - Parry, listen to me. 746 00:45:16,818 --> 00:45:19,905 Jack. Jack. You're acting weird, Jack. 747 00:45:21,031 --> 00:45:24,659 - I know who you are. You're a — -Jack! 748 00:45:24,743 --> 00:45:27,037 - Let go of me, Jack! - You used to teach at Hunter College. 749 00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:29,789 - No! No! - Parry, you're a teacher. 750 00:45:29,873 --> 00:45:33,168 — Parry! 751 00:45:33,251 --> 00:45:34,753 No! 752 00:45:44,387 --> 00:45:47,098 Parry! Parry! 753 00:45:52,395 --> 00:45:54,439 What are you looking at? 754 00:45:56,358 --> 00:45:59,694 — Parry. — No! No! 755 00:46:00,862 --> 00:46:02,822 - What? - Jack. Jack. 756 00:46:08,370 --> 00:46:10,038 He's afraid of you. 757 00:46:12,415 --> 00:46:14,793 We've got him! Come on! 758 00:46:14,876 --> 00:46:18,171 Parry! Parry! Parry! 759 00:46:19,214 --> 00:46:20,882 Holy shit! 760 00:46:20,966 --> 00:46:22,175 Parry! 761 00:46:24,052 --> 00:46:26,388 Parry! 762 00:46:26,471 --> 00:46:27,973 Parry! 763 00:46:30,809 --> 00:46:32,060 Parry! 764 00:46:37,273 --> 00:46:39,818 Hey! Parry! 765 00:46:39,901 --> 00:46:41,945 Parry. Parry! 766 00:46:42,028 --> 00:46:44,364 I got him, Jack! 767 00:47:06,219 --> 00:47:08,596 Parry! 768 00:47:10,306 --> 00:47:11,808 Yes! 769 00:47:23,153 --> 00:47:25,488 I got you, you medieval alien! 770 00:47:57,645 --> 00:47:59,856 I'm dying. 771 00:47:59,939 --> 00:48:02,275 I can't breathe. 772 00:48:03,985 --> 00:48:05,987 Isn't this a beautiful spot, Jack? 773 00:48:06,863 --> 00:48:09,657 Who — Who have we been chasing? 774 00:48:09,741 --> 00:48:11,659 Can I ask this question now? 775 00:48:12,744 --> 00:48:14,746 He's gone now. 776 00:48:14,829 --> 00:48:16,956 We had him on the run, didn't we? 777 00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:19,793 If we had horses, we'd have had his ass. Ooh, boy. 778 00:48:19,876 --> 00:48:21,503 - Who? - What? 779 00:48:24,172 --> 00:48:26,466 Who have we been chasing? 780 00:48:26,549 --> 00:48:28,301 Jack, I thought you saw him. 781 00:48:28,384 --> 00:48:29,928 Saw who? 782 00:48:30,011 --> 00:48:31,763 The Red Knight. 783 00:48:32,972 --> 00:48:34,849 Okay. 784 00:48:37,644 --> 00:48:41,606 I gave you the money. You want to keep it, fine. 785 00:48:41,689 --> 00:48:43,525 You want to give it away, fine. 786 00:48:45,110 --> 00:48:48,279 I just want you to know I did give him the money. Okay? 787 00:48:48,363 --> 00:48:51,032 Are we clear? 788 00:48:51,116 --> 00:48:52,992 [ Sighs 1 789 00:48:53,076 --> 00:48:55,620 Who are you talking to, Jack? 790 00:48:57,539 --> 00:49:01,543 Help me, somebody, please! 791 00:49:01,626 --> 00:49:03,753 Heaven be praised in giving so soon an opportunity for me... 792 00:49:03,837 --> 00:49:05,630 to fulfill the duties of my profession. 793 00:49:05,713 --> 00:49:08,383 No! Help me! 794 00:49:08,466 --> 00:49:10,468 These cries doubtless proceed from some miserable male or female... 795 00:49:10,552 --> 00:49:12,512 in need of my immediate aid and protection. 796 00:49:12,595 --> 00:49:15,557 - Jack. I gotta go. - This is too hard. 797 00:49:16,558 --> 00:49:19,102 ' He“) me! - [ Jack 1 Will you Stop! 798 00:49:19,185 --> 00:49:22,689 Will you, lady on the horse, please trample me? 799 00:49:22,772 --> 00:49:25,150 - What are you — What are you — - Over here! 800 00:49:26,693 --> 00:49:29,154 - No! No! Get away from me! - Jack, please. 801 00:49:29,237 --> 00:49:31,573 - Get away, please! - I'm not going to hurt you. 802 00:49:31,656 --> 00:49:34,325 - I'm not going to hurt you! - That's what the other guy said. 803 00:49:34,409 --> 00:49:36,995 - Leave me alone, please! - Please, I want to help you. 804 00:49:37,078 --> 00:49:40,248 No. I want to go! Please, let me go now. 805 00:49:40,331 --> 00:49:43,835 Scarecrow, they knocked the stuffing — Come on. Let me help you up. 806 00:49:43,918 --> 00:49:47,172 No. I want a debutante on a horse to step on me, please. 807 00:49:47,255 --> 00:49:49,841 - Parry. - Leave me alone. 808 00:49:49,924 --> 00:49:52,677 Sorry to tell you this, but the days of debutantes are over. 809 00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:54,679 And isn't it awful? 810 00:49:54,762 --> 00:49:56,806 Poor little Gloria. 811 00:49:56,890 --> 00:49:58,892 Poor Brenda Frazier. 812 00:49:58,975 --> 00:50:02,353 They ruined them. They ate 'em alive. 813 00:50:02,437 --> 00:50:04,772 Yeah, but what about Slim Keith, that little Guggenheim girl? 814 00:50:04,856 --> 00:50:08,234 Impostors! Leave me alone! 815 00:50:08,318 --> 00:50:11,529 - Jack, come on. Lend a hand. - Listen, he just needs to sleep it off. 816 00:50:11,613 --> 00:50:14,407 - Somebody will take care of him. - Who, Mother Teresa? She's retired. 817 00:50:14,490 --> 00:50:16,284 Come on. It's just us. Let's go. 818 00:50:16,367 --> 00:50:18,703 Maybe he wants to stay here. Do you want to stay here? 819 00:50:18,786 --> 00:50:22,207 Yeah, sure. I'll just love bleeding in horseshit. 820 00:50:22,290 --> 00:50:24,709 How very Gandhi-esque of you. 821 00:50:25,960 --> 00:50:27,295 Jack? 822 00:50:27,378 --> 00:50:29,297 Get out of the way. 823 00:50:32,634 --> 00:50:34,928 Dr. Klein to Physiotherapy. 824 00:50:35,011 --> 00:50:38,348 No, please. Please, I was born in a place like this. 825 00:50:38,431 --> 00:50:40,099 I don't want to be here. 826 00:50:40,183 --> 00:50:43,061 - Please, let me — Please. - Come on. 827 00:50:43,144 --> 00:50:45,355 Jack, take care of him. 828 00:50:45,438 --> 00:50:48,483 No, no, no, no, no! I want to go. Please, let me go. 829 00:50:48,566 --> 00:50:50,443 Where? Where do you want to go? 830 00:50:50,526 --> 00:50:53,529 To a nice place that I know about. 831 00:50:53,613 --> 00:50:57,075 - Well, maybe we can go there later. - We can't go there tonight. 832 00:50:57,158 --> 00:50:59,077 Maybe we can. Where do you want to go? 833 00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:02,622 We can't. No, we can't. 834 00:51:07,585 --> 00:51:11,297 Hey, come on. Maybe we can. Where do you want to go? 835 00:51:11,381 --> 00:51:12,882 Venice. 836 00:51:13,841 --> 00:51:17,262 Like Katharine Hepburn in Summertime. 837 00:51:17,345 --> 00:51:21,349 Why can't I be Katharine Hepburn? 838 00:51:21,432 --> 00:51:23,768 I want to die. 839 00:51:23,851 --> 00:51:27,021 - I just want to die. - Hey. 840 00:51:27,105 --> 00:51:29,983 Okay, ready? 841 00:51:30,066 --> 00:51:32,443 ♪ I like New York in June ♪ 842 00:51:32,527 --> 00:51:34,654 - I'm in the wrong place. - Aren't we all? 843 00:51:34,737 --> 00:51:37,198 ♪ I like a Gershwin tune ♪ 844 00:51:38,199 --> 00:51:39,951 Don't hold back. Okay! 845 00:51:40,034 --> 00:51:41,953 ♪ I like to read good books ♪ 846 00:51:42,036 --> 00:51:44,414 I don't know what to do with the children, where we're gonna put 'em. 847 00:51:44,497 --> 00:51:47,792 Goddamn daughter-in-law comes in the house looking for dust balls. 848 00:51:47,875 --> 00:51:51,421 Get the fuck out of my dining room, you asshole! 849 00:51:51,504 --> 00:51:53,923 That's wonderful feeling, but you're stretching. 850 00:51:54,007 --> 00:51:56,801 Come on, tempo. Allegro, people, allegro. 851 00:51:56,884 --> 00:51:58,052 Okay. 852 00:51:58,136 --> 00:52:00,471 When you, — 853 00:52:03,182 --> 00:52:07,979 Did you lose your mind all of a sudden, or was it a slow, gradual process? 854 00:52:10,773 --> 00:52:12,275 Well... 855 00:52:13,484 --> 00:52:16,487 I'm a singer by trade. 856 00:52:16,571 --> 00:52:19,490 Summer stock, nightclub revues. That sort of thing. 857 00:52:19,574 --> 00:52:23,286 And God, I absolutely lived for it. 858 00:52:23,369 --> 00:52:25,788 I can do Gypsy — every Part- 859 00:52:25,872 --> 00:52:27,415 I can do it backwards. 860 00:52:27,498 --> 00:52:30,460 But then one night, right in the middle of singing ♪ Funny J'... 861 00:52:30,543 --> 00:52:32,503 suddenly it hit me — 862 00:52:32,587 --> 00:52:35,173 What does all this mean? 863 00:52:35,256 --> 00:52:39,093 I mean, that plus the fact that I'd watched all my friends die. 864 00:52:43,056 --> 00:52:45,683 Sound like a veteran, don't I? 865 00:52:45,767 --> 00:52:47,685 - Fuck off! - My dad would be so proud of me. 866 00:52:47,769 --> 00:52:49,270 Hey. 867 00:52:49,354 --> 00:52:51,606 - Pizza! - And about time. 868 00:52:51,689 --> 00:52:54,359 Thank God. 869 00:53:12,293 --> 00:53:14,379 Never going to find her in this crowd. 870 00:53:15,129 --> 00:53:16,839 She's like clockwork, Jack. 871 00:53:16,923 --> 00:53:18,966 She comes through here at the same time every day. 872 00:53:19,050 --> 00:53:20,635 She's late. 873 00:53:24,597 --> 00:53:26,099 Thank you. 874 00:53:27,141 --> 00:53:28,768 Parry? 875 00:53:29,602 --> 00:53:33,356 Parry? Did you hear Jimmy Nichols got picked up yesterday? 876 00:53:37,777 --> 00:53:39,404 - Yeah? - Yeah. 877 00:53:39,487 --> 00:53:41,989 He got caught pissing on a bookstore. 878 00:53:42,073 --> 00:53:43,783 Man's a pig. 879 00:53:43,866 --> 00:53:47,036 No excuse for that. Thank you, babe. 880 00:53:47,120 --> 00:53:51,290 We're headed for social anarchy when people start pissing on bookstores. 881 00:53:53,543 --> 00:53:56,838 Asshole. Didn't even look at you. 882 00:53:56,921 --> 00:54:00,508 Well, he's paying so he don't have to look. 883 00:54:02,844 --> 00:54:07,348 Say, guy goes to work every day eight hours a day, seven days a week. 884 00:54:07,432 --> 00:54:09,308 He gets his nuts so tight in a vise... 885 00:54:09,392 --> 00:54:13,479 that he starts questioning the very fabric of his existence. 886 00:54:14,355 --> 00:54:17,608 Then one day, about quitting time, the boss calls him into the office... 887 00:54:17,692 --> 00:54:20,570 and says, “Hey, Bob, why don't you come on in here... 888 00:54:20,653 --> 00:54:23,531 and kiss my ass for me, will you?” 889 00:54:23,614 --> 00:54:26,617 Well, he says, “Hell with it. 890 00:54:26,701 --> 00:54:28,703 I don't care what happens. 891 00:54:30,121 --> 00:54:32,123 I just want to see the expression on his face... 892 00:54:32,206 --> 00:54:35,585 as I jam this pair of scissors into his arm.” 893 00:54:37,378 --> 00:54:40,047 Then he thinks of me. 894 00:54:41,215 --> 00:54:43,050 He says, “Wait a minute. 895 00:54:43,134 --> 00:54:45,386 I got both my arms, I got both my legs. 896 00:54:45,470 --> 00:54:47,805 At least I'm not begging for a living.” 897 00:54:49,599 --> 00:54:51,809 Sure enough, Bob's gonna put those scissors down... 898 00:54:51,893 --> 00:54:53,644 and pucker right up. 899 00:54:54,270 --> 00:54:58,316 You see, I'm what you call kind of a moral traffic light, really. 900 00:54:58,399 --> 00:55:01,861 I'm, like, saying, “Red. Go no further.” 901 00:55:26,260 --> 00:55:30,431 N' 902 00:57:25,379 --> 00:57:28,883 I do not need this! 903 00:57:30,635 --> 00:57:32,928 A woman my age? 904 00:57:33,012 --> 00:57:34,972 I'm a person. There's a person here. 905 00:57:35,056 --> 00:57:36,641 This is kids' stuff. 906 00:57:36,724 --> 00:57:40,019 You come, you go. All I do is cook like a jerk. 907 00:57:42,188 --> 00:57:44,482 You're a waste of good lasagne. 908 00:57:44,565 --> 00:57:46,817 I don't need this. 909 00:57:46,901 --> 00:57:48,903 Find yourself another dope. 910 00:57:53,866 --> 00:57:56,077 You son of a bitch. [Crying 1 911 00:58:08,089 --> 00:58:10,341 God, what a beautiful night, Jack. 912 00:58:10,424 --> 00:58:12,760 Hey, don't you think it's time to go now? 913 00:58:14,261 --> 00:58:16,180 Running around here during the day is one thing... 914 00:58:16,263 --> 00:58:19,392 but at night we could be killed by a wide variety of people. 915 00:58:19,475 --> 00:58:21,477 That's stupid, Jack. 916 00:58:22,645 --> 00:58:25,648 I mean, this park is mine just as much as it is theirs. 917 00:58:25,731 --> 00:58:28,025 Do you think it's fair that they can keep us out... 918 00:58:28,109 --> 00:58:30,069 'cause they make us think we might get killed or something? 919 00:58:30,152 --> 00:58:32,363 - Yes, I think it's very fair. - Well, I don't. 920 00:58:32,446 --> 00:58:35,199 - What are you doing? - I'm cloud busting, Jack. 921 00:58:35,282 --> 00:58:38,744 You ever done it? You lie on your back and concentrate on the clouds... 922 00:58:38,828 --> 00:58:40,830 and you break 'em apart with your mind. 923 00:58:40,913 --> 00:58:43,124 - But you have to be nude though, Jack. - You can't do this. 924 00:58:43,207 --> 00:58:45,126 - You can't defuse the psychic energy. - This is New York. 925 00:58:45,209 --> 00:58:47,211 No one's allowed to be naked in a field in New York. 926 00:58:47,294 --> 00:58:49,505 - It's too Midwestern. - Come on, Jack. It's wild. 927 00:58:49,588 --> 00:58:51,549 It's really freeing! 928 00:58:51,632 --> 00:58:54,635 The air on your body, your nipples are hard, the little guy's dangling in the wind. 929 00:58:54,719 --> 00:58:56,262 - Hey, hey. Come on. - Come on, Jack. 930 00:58:56,345 --> 00:58:58,139 You're pissing me off. Hey. 931 00:58:58,222 --> 00:59:00,516 We're bare-ass naked in the middle of it! 932 00:59:00,599 --> 00:59:03,018 I'm not doing this. This is nuts! I'm leaving. 933 00:59:03,102 --> 00:59:07,398 Jack, free yourself. You know why dogs do this? It feels good, Jack! 934 00:59:07,481 --> 00:59:09,316 I'm not doing that. 935 00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:11,235 Yes! Yo! 936 00:59:11,318 --> 00:59:13,279 - I'm leaving. - Come on, Jack. 937 00:59:13,362 --> 00:59:15,406 Get back to your roots. 938 00:59:15,489 --> 00:59:18,868 The man talks to invisible people, he sees invisible horses... 939 00:59:19,869 --> 00:59:21,787 and he's lying naked in the middle of Central Park. 940 00:59:21,871 --> 00:59:25,416 I should be surprised? I'm not surprised. I'm out of my fucking mind to even be here! 941 00:59:25,499 --> 00:59:27,168 Who are you talking to, Jack? 942 00:59:28,836 --> 00:59:30,671 I'm talking to the little people! 943 00:59:30,755 --> 00:59:32,089 Are they here? 944 00:59:32,173 --> 00:59:35,342 They're saying, “Jack, go to the nearest liquor store... 945 00:59:35,426 --> 00:59:39,430 findeth a Jack of Daniels that ye may be shit-faced! 946 00:59:39,513 --> 00:59:41,098 Dulang, dulang!” 947 00:59:41,182 --> 00:59:45,186 - They said that? - You are out of your fuckin' mind! 948 00:59:45,269 --> 00:59:47,271 Bingo! Yo! 949 00:59:47,354 --> 00:59:51,150 Come on, Jack. Free up the little guy. Let him flap in the breeze! 950 00:59:51,233 --> 00:59:53,778 Yo, yo, Pa-Du-na! on! 951 00:59:53,861 --> 00:59:56,781 Jack. 952 00:59:57,573 --> 00:59:59,658 Nothing's happening. 953 00:59:59,742 --> 01:00:01,410 Concentrate. 954 01:00:01,494 --> 01:00:06,207 What if some homophobic jogger runs by and kills us to get back at his father? 955 01:00:06,290 --> 01:00:10,878 “Jack Lucas found dead next to a dead naked man. 956 01:00:10,961 --> 01:00:14,215 The two were dead. His companion was naked.” 957 01:00:15,549 --> 01:00:17,468 I hate it when they use the word “companion.” 958 01:00:17,551 --> 01:00:19,386 It's so insinuating. 959 01:00:19,470 --> 01:00:21,764 Probably boost the sales of my biography though. 960 01:00:21,847 --> 01:00:25,518 The public has a fascination with celebrity murders that involve nakedness. 961 01:00:25,601 --> 01:00:27,394 Bastards. 962 01:00:27,478 --> 01:00:32,066 Jack, I may be going out on a limb here, but you don't seem like a happy camper. 963 01:00:36,487 --> 01:00:39,406 Did you ever hear the story of the Fisher King? 964 01:00:39,490 --> 01:00:40,991 No. 965 01:00:43,244 --> 01:00:45,663 It begins with the king as a boy... 966 01:00:45,746 --> 01:00:47,498 having to spend the night alone in the forest... 967 01:00:47,581 --> 01:00:50,000 to prove his courage so he can become king. 968 01:00:51,752 --> 01:00:54,797 While he's spending the night alone... 969 01:00:54,880 --> 01:00:57,633 he's visited by a sacred vision. 970 01:00:57,716 --> 01:01:01,512 Out of the fire appears the Holy Grail — 971 01:01:01,595 --> 01:01:04,265 the symbol of God's divine grace. 972 01:01:05,599 --> 01:01:08,769 And a voice said to the boy, “You shall be keeper of the grail... 973 01:01:08,853 --> 01:01:11,355 so that it may heal the hearts of men.” 974 01:01:13,107 --> 01:01:15,067 But the boy was blinded by greater visions... 975 01:01:15,150 --> 01:01:18,612 of a life filled with power and glory and beauty. 976 01:01:20,781 --> 01:01:24,243 In this state of radical amazement... 977 01:01:24,326 --> 01:01:27,538 he felt, for a brief moment, not like a boy... 978 01:01:27,621 --> 01:01:30,040 but invincible... 979 01:01:30,124 --> 01:01:31,834 like God. 980 01:01:31,917 --> 01:01:34,420 So he reached in the fire to take the grail... 981 01:01:35,629 --> 01:01:38,215 and the grail vanished... 982 01:01:38,299 --> 01:01:41,635 leaving him with his hand in the fire to be terribly wounded. 983 01:01:43,554 --> 01:01:45,556 Now, as this boy grew older... 984 01:01:46,765 --> 01:01:48,726 his wound grew deeper... 985 01:01:49,560 --> 01:01:51,896 until one day... 986 01:01:51,979 --> 01:01:54,189 life for him lost its reason. 987 01:01:55,566 --> 01:01:58,360 He had no faith in any man, not even himself. 988 01:01:59,361 --> 01:02:01,405 He couldn't love... 989 01:02:01,488 --> 01:02:02,948 or feel loved. 990 01:02:03,032 --> 01:02:04,909 He was sick with experience. 991 01:02:05,701 --> 01:02:07,453 He began to die. 992 01:02:08,829 --> 01:02:11,832 One day, a fool wandered into the castle... 993 01:02:11,916 --> 01:02:13,918 and found the king alone. 994 01:02:15,252 --> 01:02:17,171 Now, being a fool, he was simpleminded. 995 01:02:17,254 --> 01:02:19,089 He didn't see a king. 996 01:02:19,173 --> 01:02:22,426 He only saw a man alone and in pain. 997 01:02:23,427 --> 01:02:26,764 And he asked the king, “What ails you, friend?” 998 01:02:26,847 --> 01:02:29,433 The king replied, “I'm thirsty. 999 01:02:29,516 --> 01:02:32,144 I need some water to cool my throat.” 1000 01:02:35,356 --> 01:02:39,568 So the fool took a cup from beside his bed, filled it with water... 1001 01:02:39,652 --> 01:02:42,279 and handed it to the king. 1002 01:02:42,363 --> 01:02:44,615 And as the king began to drink... 1003 01:02:44,698 --> 01:02:47,242 he realized his wound was healed. 1004 01:02:48,160 --> 01:02:50,829 He looked in his hands, and there was the Holy Grail — 1005 01:02:50,913 --> 01:02:53,207 that which he sought all of his life. 1006 01:02:53,290 --> 01:02:55,167 He turned to the fool and said with amazement... 1007 01:02:55,250 --> 01:02:58,879 “How could you find that which my brightest and bravest could not?” 1008 01:03:00,547 --> 01:03:03,550 The fool replied, “I don't know. 1009 01:03:05,052 --> 01:03:08,347 I only knew that you were thirsty.” 1010 01:03:10,724 --> 01:03:12,393 It's very beautiful, isn't it? 1011 01:03:17,898 --> 01:03:19,984 I think I heard that at a lecture once. 1012 01:03:20,067 --> 01:03:22,194 I don't know. 1013 01:03:23,237 --> 01:03:25,030 It was, um... 1014 01:03:25,114 --> 01:03:26,615 a professor. 1015 01:03:27,908 --> 01:03:30,244 It's — At Hunter. 1016 01:03:33,831 --> 01:03:34,832 Parry? 1017 01:03:36,583 --> 01:03:37,668 Hun — 1018 01:03:41,588 --> 01:03:43,007 Parry. 1019 01:03:43,090 --> 01:03:44,591 Parry. 1020 01:03:45,926 --> 01:03:48,387 Hey. parry- 1021 01:03:49,388 --> 01:03:51,223 - Jack. - Hey. 1022 01:03:54,184 --> 01:03:56,895 How come you never asked that girl for a date? 1023 01:03:57,896 --> 01:03:59,857 I can't ask her. I have to earn her, Jack. 1024 01:03:59,940 --> 01:04:03,944 Come on now. This is the 20th century. You don't have to earn a woman. 1025 01:04:04,028 --> 01:04:06,155 Well, maybe after we get the grail. 1026 01:04:06,238 --> 01:04:08,574 No, but, see, she could help you get the grail. 1027 01:04:08,657 --> 01:04:10,617 You know, I mean, women are great. 1028 01:04:10,701 --> 01:04:15,873 They make homes and they kill the livestock... 1029 01:04:15,956 --> 01:04:18,542 so the knights can go out there and get grails... 1030 01:04:18,625 --> 01:04:20,794 and slaughter villages with a clear head? 1031 01:04:20,878 --> 01:04:24,256 Where would King Arthur be without Guinevere? 1032 01:04:24,339 --> 01:04:27,009 Happily married, probably. 1033 01:04:27,092 --> 01:04:29,261 Well, that's a bad — That's a bad example. 1034 01:04:29,344 --> 01:04:32,389 But trust me on this. A woman who loves you... 1035 01:04:32,473 --> 01:04:34,725 keeps you going, gives you strength... 1036 01:04:34,808 --> 01:04:37,227 makes you feel like you can do anything. 1037 01:04:37,311 --> 01:04:39,605 Is that what your girlfriend does for you? 1038 01:04:41,440 --> 01:04:43,192 Sure. Yeah. 1039 01:05:18,352 --> 01:05:20,604 - Oof! - Excuse me. 1040 01:05:20,687 --> 01:05:23,690 Get out of the fuckin' way! 1041 01:05:46,004 --> 01:05:48,340 Yes. Two Hearts Publishing? 1042 01:05:49,341 --> 01:05:51,802 May I speak to Lydia, please? 1043 01:05:51,885 --> 01:05:53,637 Lydia? Who is Lydia? 1044 01:05:53,720 --> 01:05:55,931 No, I don't know her last name. I'll be off in a second. 1045 01:05:56,014 --> 01:05:59,268 You are calling Lydia from my apartment? 1046 01:05:59,351 --> 01:06:01,603 You must think I am some kind of dope. 1047 01:06:01,687 --> 01:06:03,522 - You son of a bitch. - I want to speak — 1048 01:06:03,605 --> 01:06:06,483 - Her name is Lydia. Lydia. - You stay out all night long. 1049 01:06:06,567 --> 01:06:08,652 You stroll in here at noon. I got two people out sick. 1050 01:06:08,735 --> 01:06:10,863 - Hey. Lydia! - You think I need this? 1051 01:06:10,946 --> 01:06:12,906 - No, no, no, no. - Shit! 1052 01:06:14,575 --> 01:06:17,870 I was not out with a woman last night. I was out with Parry! 1053 01:06:17,953 --> 01:06:20,831 - The moron? - He's not a moron. 1054 01:06:20,914 --> 01:06:23,167 Who's Lydia? 1055 01:06:23,250 --> 01:06:27,254 Lydia is the girl that Parry likes. 1056 01:06:28,547 --> 01:06:30,048 I thought — 1057 01:06:31,049 --> 01:06:33,260 - What? What did you think? - You wouldn't understand. 1058 01:06:33,927 --> 01:06:37,181 Don't talk to me like I'm stupid. That pisses me off. 1059 01:06:37,264 --> 01:06:39,099 Okay, okay. All right. I'm sorry. 1060 01:06:39,183 --> 01:06:42,352 - I feel indebted to the guy, okay? - What does that mean? 1061 01:06:42,436 --> 01:06:44,855 - There, you see? - Well, what does it mean? 1062 01:06:44,938 --> 01:06:49,193 I thought that if I could help him in some way — 1063 01:06:49,276 --> 01:06:52,154 get him this girl that he loves — 1064 01:06:52,237 --> 01:06:54,239 that maybe, you know... 1065 01:06:54,323 --> 01:06:56,283 things would change for me. 1066 01:06:57,576 --> 01:06:59,077 [ Sighs 1 1067 01:07:03,165 --> 01:07:05,584 Forget it. It's a dumb fucking idea. 1068 01:07:09,087 --> 01:07:12,799 You big galoot. You are such a mess. 1069 01:07:17,679 --> 01:07:19,890 Listen. 1070 01:07:21,558 --> 01:07:23,518 Stranger things... 1071 01:07:24,519 --> 01:07:26,647 have been known... 1072 01:07:28,523 --> 01:07:30,025 to happen. 1073 01:07:30,108 --> 01:07:31,902 Good morning. 1074 01:07:31,985 --> 01:07:33,820 Two Hearts Publishing. 1075 01:07:34,947 --> 01:07:36,615 Two Hearts Publishing. 1076 01:07:40,869 --> 01:07:43,205 ♪ I've got the power ♪ 1077 01:07:44,873 --> 01:07:47,251 - Hello? Hello. - ♪ I've got the power/ 1078 01:07:49,836 --> 01:07:53,715 - Who is this? - Hello, Lydia. 1079 01:07:53,799 --> 01:07:57,928 Lydia, this is Jack Lucas. I'm calling from Video Spot video rentals. 1080 01:07:58,011 --> 01:08:02,099 And, Lydia, you are a major credit card holder, are you not? 1081 01:08:02,182 --> 01:08:06,436 Well, Lydia — Lydia, I've got some good news for you. 1082 01:08:06,520 --> 01:08:08,480 Out of several thousand credit card holders... 1083 01:08:08,563 --> 01:08:10,732 in conjunction with several major credit card companies — 1084 01:08:10,816 --> 01:08:12,943 Which ones? Which ones? Which ones? 1085 01:08:13,026 --> 01:08:14,820 All of them. Which means... 1086 01:08:14,903 --> 01:08:18,115 that you have just won a free membership at our store. 1087 01:08:18,198 --> 01:08:22,077 N' 1088 01:08:22,160 --> 01:08:24,162 How did this happen? 1089 01:08:25,872 --> 01:08:28,417 My name is — What was — How — 1090 01:08:28,500 --> 01:08:31,128 Was — ls my name on a list? 1091 01:08:31,211 --> 01:08:34,381 - Or did you pick it out of a hat? - That's right. it was a list. 1092 01:08:34,464 --> 01:08:37,175 Were there a lot of people in the room, or just you? 1093 01:08:37,259 --> 01:08:40,137 There were, — There were — 1094 01:08:40,220 --> 01:08:42,389 - What's the difference? - Because / don 7 — 1095 01:08:42,472 --> 01:08:45,392 This phone — I've never won anything in my life. 1096 01:08:45,475 --> 01:08:47,978 And I don't even have a VCR. 1097 01:08:48,061 --> 01:08:50,605 You're gonna get a free VCR with the membership, Lydia... 1098 01:08:50,689 --> 01:08:53,066 for a short period of time until you get one of your own. 1099 01:08:53,150 --> 01:08:55,986 Listen, I tell you, why don't you come down to the store... 1100 01:08:56,069 --> 01:08:58,030 check it out, see if you're interested. 1101 01:08:58,113 --> 01:09:01,033 No. Did Phyllis tell you to call me and — 1102 01:09:01,116 --> 01:09:03,660 Did — Did — Did Phyllis in Accounting do that? 1103 01:09:03,744 --> 01:09:07,205 No. No, I told you, you won a contest. 1104 01:09:07,289 --> 01:09:08,915 You have just — 1105 01:09:10,625 --> 01:09:12,586 This is gonna be rough. 1106 01:09:15,213 --> 01:09:17,090 It's gonna be rough. 1107 01:09:17,174 --> 01:09:21,803 N' 1108 01:09:23,597 --> 01:09:26,433 - Shh. Shh. Shh. - I need to warm up. 1109 01:09:27,934 --> 01:09:31,396 I'm Anne Morrow Lindbergh. I can't find my baby! 1110 01:09:33,315 --> 01:09:36,068 I knew I could make you smile. 1111 01:09:37,861 --> 01:09:41,114 All right, come on. Look, one chorus and then you're out of there. 1112 01:09:41,198 --> 01:09:43,575 Jack, I'm a man with a mission. 1113 01:09:44,618 --> 01:09:47,371 I can't believe I'm on a first-name basis with these people. 1114 01:09:51,541 --> 01:09:52,959 Can I help you? 1115 01:09:53,043 --> 01:09:55,420 Is there a mousy little woman named Lydia who works here? 1116 01:09:55,504 --> 01:09:57,381 Yes. If you'll wait here, I'll get her on the phone. 1117 01:09:57,464 --> 01:09:59,966 No, it's a personalized message. I have to give it to her in person. 1118 01:10:00,050 --> 01:10:01,927 You can't go back there. You're really not allowed to go — 1119 01:10:10,977 --> 01:10:12,979 Lydia Sinclair? 1120 01:10:21,822 --> 01:10:23,240 Wha — 1121 01:10:23,323 --> 01:10:25,826 You must be she. 1122 01:10:31,331 --> 01:10:34,793 ♪ I had a dream ♪ 1123 01:10:34,876 --> 01:10:38,839 ♪ A dream for — Guess who Lydia ♪ 1124 01:10:39,506 --> 01:10:43,593 ♪ It wasn't for her, Lydia ♪ 1125 01:10:43,677 --> 01:10:46,513 ♪ It's only for you ♪ 1126 01:10:46,596 --> 01:10:50,434 ♪ Yes, Lydia ♪ 1127 01:10:52,018 --> 01:10:55,522 ♪ Some people can get their kicks ♪ 1128 01:10:55,605 --> 01:10:59,025 ♪ Watching Koppel and late-night flicks ♪ 1129 01:10:59,109 --> 01:11:02,821 ♪ That's okay for some people ♪ 1130 01:11:02,904 --> 01:11:06,491 ♪ Who don't own VCRs ♪ 1131 01:11:06,575 --> 01:11:09,453 ♪ But, Lydia ♪ 1132 01:11:09,536 --> 01:11:13,165 ♪ You've won our grand prize ♪ 1133 01:11:13,248 --> 01:11:14,541 ♪ Just think of it ♪ 1134 01:11:14,624 --> 01:11:16,585 ♪ All the movies you'll watch for free now ♪ 1135 01:11:16,668 --> 01:11:18,795 ♪ Dramas, Westerns, comedies, wow ♪ 1136 01:11:18,879 --> 01:11:21,089 ♪ Video Spot has the best selection ♪ 1137 01:11:21,173 --> 01:11:22,632 ♪ If you like porno ♪ 1138 01:11:22,716 --> 01:11:24,801 ♪ We're your connection ♪ 1139 01:11:24,885 --> 01:11:29,556 ♪ And everything's coming up videos ♪ 1140 01:11:29,639 --> 01:11:33,477 ♪ Everything's coming up videos ♪ 1141 01:11:33,560 --> 01:11:37,314 ♪ But this time for free ♪ 1142 01:11:37,397 --> 01:11:39,357 ♪ For you, Lydia ♪ 1143 01:11:39,441 --> 01:11:40,859 For' 1144 01:11:40,942 --> 01:11:49,034 ♪ Free N 1145 01:11:57,584 --> 01:11:59,252 Our card. 1146 01:12:04,090 --> 01:12:07,093 N' 1147 01:12:11,139 --> 01:12:13,183 It'll be like you work here. 1148 01:12:13,266 --> 01:12:15,268 What am I qualified to do? 1149 01:12:15,352 --> 01:12:17,604 - Sort. You know. This a little tight? - Tight, yeah. 1150 01:12:17,687 --> 01:12:20,106 Yeah. 1151 01:12:20,190 --> 01:12:21,900 You're looking good. 1152 01:12:22,901 --> 01:12:24,819 Sir. Sir. 1153 01:12:28,740 --> 01:12:32,661 Yeah, this'll be good. This will make you smell like a forest. 1154 01:12:55,308 --> 01:12:58,270 Hello. My name is Lydia Sinclair. 1155 01:12:58,353 --> 01:13:00,689 Hi! How you doing? 1156 01:13:00,772 --> 01:13:03,692 Congratulations. Jack Lucas. Nice to finally meet you. 1157 01:13:03,775 --> 01:13:06,069 This is Anne Napolitano, the Video Spot owner. 1158 01:13:06,152 --> 01:13:07,904 Hello. Congratulations. 1159 01:13:07,988 --> 01:13:10,699 And this is our coworker... 1160 01:13:10,782 --> 01:13:12,409 Parry — Parry - 1161 01:13:12,492 --> 01:13:14,327 Parry Parry? 1162 01:13:14,411 --> 01:13:16,079 No, just Parry. 1163 01:13:16,162 --> 01:13:18,832 Like Moses. 1164 01:13:24,379 --> 01:13:25,922 So how do we do this? 1165 01:13:26,006 --> 01:13:30,260 Well, first we'll have you sign out an official membership card there. 1166 01:13:30,343 --> 01:13:33,805 Sign that if you would. We'll have that laminated for you right here. 1167 01:13:35,515 --> 01:13:37,601 Parry, would you like to laminate Miss Sinclair's card? 1168 01:13:37,684 --> 01:13:39,102 Yeah. 1169 01:13:39,185 --> 01:13:40,854 This will last you for a year... 1170 01:13:40,937 --> 01:13:44,816 after which you have the option to renew, if you wish, at a membership discount. 1171 01:13:44,899 --> 01:13:47,277 Yeah, but not for free, right? 1172 01:13:47,360 --> 01:13:50,864 - Yeah. - Yeah, you get 10 videos. 1173 01:13:50,947 --> 01:13:52,616 - Free? - Free. 1174 01:13:52,699 --> 01:13:56,870 Yeah, only the first 10. After that, they're 2.99 a rental. 1175 01:13:59,122 --> 01:14:01,207 [ Parry 1 Jack? Jack. 1176 01:14:02,167 --> 01:14:05,170 All right, go on. Go on. 1177 01:14:14,262 --> 01:14:16,640 - Can I help you? - No. No. I can look myself. 1178 01:14:16,723 --> 01:14:18,516 Okay. 1179 01:14:30,403 --> 01:14:32,656 Hell Merchants. Good choice. 1180 01:14:32,739 --> 01:14:34,783 I don't like horror movies. 1181 01:14:37,077 --> 01:14:38,870 How about... 1182 01:14:40,121 --> 01:14:42,207 The Purple Bread? 1183 01:14:42,290 --> 01:14:44,876 It's a Zbigniew Speizak film. 1184 01:14:44,959 --> 01:14:46,586 Let's see. 1185 01:14:46,670 --> 01:14:50,298 It's set against a sweeping background of a “polish” bakery. 1186 01:14:50,382 --> 01:14:53,426 Polish b — Polish bak — That's Polish bakery. 1187 01:14:53,510 --> 01:14:55,512 That's why it's in subtitles. 1188 01:14:55,595 --> 01:14:58,556 Don't like love — Polish love stories. 1189 01:14:58,640 --> 01:15:01,893 - I like musicals. - Music — Musicals. Musicals. 1190 01:15:03,103 --> 01:15:04,729 Over here. 1191 01:15:04,813 --> 01:15:07,190 Here's our entertainment center. We have, — 1192 01:15:07,273 --> 01:15:09,192 Here's, Fred Astaire. That's — That's good. 1193 01:15:09,275 --> 01:15:12,112 Um, yeah, Jolson! ♪ Mammy ♪ And, Judy Gar — 1194 01:15:12,195 --> 01:15:15,615 - You got any Ethel Merman? - Ethel Merman. She's — 1195 01:15:24,624 --> 01:15:26,835 We're all out of Ethel Merman. 1196 01:15:26,918 --> 01:15:29,379 - What a gyp! - That sucks. 1197 01:15:30,880 --> 01:15:33,717 I think I actually ordered some just the other day. 1198 01:15:33,800 --> 01:15:35,593 Well, did you or didn't you? 1199 01:15:36,302 --> 01:15:39,055 Yeah. They'll be in soon. 1200 01:15:39,139 --> 01:15:41,766 Well - 1201 01:15:41,850 --> 01:15:44,269 I'll come back then. 1202 01:15:44,352 --> 01:15:46,730 Miss Sinclair. 1203 01:15:46,813 --> 01:15:48,815 Your card. Don't forget it. 1204 01:15:52,318 --> 01:15:55,780 I like your nails. Where did you get 'em done? 1205 01:15:55,864 --> 01:15:58,742 Actually, I — I do them myself. 1206 01:15:58,825 --> 01:16:01,578 I used to work in a beauty parlor. 1207 01:16:01,661 --> 01:16:03,580 I like the stars. 1208 01:16:03,663 --> 01:16:06,416 You know, Anne does other people... 1209 01:16:06,499 --> 01:16:08,001 sort of as a sideline. 1210 01:16:08,084 --> 01:16:10,003 She could do your nails. 1211 01:16:11,129 --> 01:16:13,381 - How much? - Well, you're a member. 1212 01:16:13,465 --> 01:16:15,467 - We could probably work something out — - Forty dollars. 1213 01:16:18,887 --> 01:16:22,140 Forty dollars? 1214 01:16:22,849 --> 01:16:24,768 Forty ' 1215 01:16:27,854 --> 01:16:31,316 Forty—For—Um—F— 1216 01:16:33,276 --> 01:16:35,195 Okay. 1217 01:16:36,529 --> 01:16:38,990 - When will you do 'em? - I don't know. Next — Next, — 1218 01:16:39,073 --> 01:16:40,867 Tonight? 1219 01:16:42,118 --> 01:16:43,661 Tonight. 1220 01:16:43,745 --> 01:16:45,789 Tonight. 1221 01:16:46,539 --> 01:16:48,500 Tonight. 1222 01:16:58,551 --> 01:17:00,720 Thank you. 1223 01:17:02,889 --> 01:17:05,266 You know, Jack, getting your nails done is one thing. 1224 01:17:05,350 --> 01:17:09,145 But going out to dinner with a bunch of strangers, and that one — 1225 01:17:09,229 --> 01:17:11,981 - We're gonna make it very casual. - She didn't even look at him. 1226 01:17:12,065 --> 01:17:14,859 - It won't be like a date. - You got any more starchy food? 1227 01:17:14,943 --> 01:17:17,320 I mean, this — this is good. 1228 01:17:18,238 --> 01:17:21,074 Clumsy moi. 1229 01:17:27,747 --> 01:17:29,374 Thank you! 1230 01:17:33,044 --> 01:17:36,381 I mean, I've gone out with some bums in my day, but they were beautiful. 1231 01:17:36,464 --> 01:17:39,133 That is the only reason to go out with a bum. 1232 01:17:39,217 --> 01:17:42,178 This food is delicious, Anne. Really. 1233 01:17:42,262 --> 01:17:46,182 You're a wonderful cook, and you have a great set of... dishes. 1234 01:17:46,266 --> 01:17:49,435 Jack. He's trying to start a conversation. 1235 01:17:49,519 --> 01:17:52,188 Well, talk to him. He's not going to bite you. 1236 01:17:53,231 --> 01:17:55,608 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 1237 01:17:56,401 --> 01:17:59,404 You know, you are a beautiful woman. 1238 01:17:59,487 --> 01:18:01,364 You've got your own business. 1239 01:18:01,447 --> 01:18:05,285 I am surprised some guy doesn't just snatch you up all for his own. 1240 01:18:05,368 --> 01:18:07,078 You're surprised? 1241 01:18:08,371 --> 01:18:11,457 Guess I just never met the right guy. What are you gonna do? 1242 01:18:11,541 --> 01:18:14,544 You know, I'm shocked. 1243 01:18:14,627 --> 01:18:17,297 I mean, a childbearing body like yours. 1244 01:18:17,380 --> 01:18:20,925 Well, I mean, a guy would have to be out of his mind. 1245 01:18:21,009 --> 01:18:22,594 Most guys are. 1246 01:18:24,804 --> 01:18:26,764 - No. - Hmph. 1247 01:18:26,848 --> 01:18:31,728 You, this incredible woman, going to waste before my very eyes? 1248 01:18:31,811 --> 01:18:34,731 No! This is outrageous! 1249 01:18:34,814 --> 01:18:37,609 I will not hear this. No! No! Come on! 1250 01:18:37,692 --> 01:18:40,570 - Jack, get over here. - I am your man then. 1251 01:18:40,653 --> 01:18:42,822 Let's do it right here! 1252 01:18:42,906 --> 01:18:46,200 - Let's go to that place of splendor in the grass! - Okay, calm down. Jack. Jack! 1253 01:18:46,284 --> 01:18:47,577 - Behold my magic wand. - Jack. 1254 01:18:47,660 --> 01:18:49,454 - And free your golden orbs right now. - Jack, get over here. 1255 01:18:49,537 --> 01:18:51,456 - You know what I'm saying. Yes. - What are you? 1256 01:18:51,539 --> 01:18:53,583 - ♪ Holding my penis ♪ - Out of your mind? 1257 01:18:53,666 --> 01:18:55,209 - ♪ What a wonderful way ♪ - Close that — Jack! 1258 01:18:55,293 --> 01:18:56,377 - ♪ Of saying how much you like — ♪ -Jack! 1259 01:18:56,461 --> 01:18:58,880 - Parry, close your pants. - Took you long enough. 1260 01:18:58,963 --> 01:19:02,425 - What are you? About a 40 in a jacket? - Yeah, that's it. 1261 01:19:02,508 --> 01:19:04,135 This is gonna work. 1262 01:19:09,933 --> 01:19:13,478 You let me know, 'cause you're too good a woman to go to waste. 1263 01:19:36,292 --> 01:19:39,128 Welcome. 1264 01:19:39,212 --> 01:19:41,047 Come in. 1265 01:19:44,133 --> 01:19:47,345 I've never been in an apartment above a store before. 1266 01:19:47,428 --> 01:19:50,098 You always walk past them on the streets when you walk by... 1267 01:19:50,181 --> 01:19:53,267 but you never really think anyone really lives in them. 1268 01:20:00,441 --> 01:20:03,736 Can I get you something? A little coffee? 1269 01:20:03,820 --> 01:20:05,321 - A little tea? - No. 1270 01:20:05,405 --> 01:20:07,198 - A little tequila? - Nope. 1271 01:20:18,918 --> 01:20:20,962 Will it h-hurt? 1272 01:20:21,045 --> 01:20:23,548 That all depends on you. 1273 01:20:23,631 --> 01:20:26,384 You sure you don't want a drink? 1274 01:20:26,467 --> 01:20:31,097 Yes. Just enjoy this. That-a-boy. 1275 01:20:31,764 --> 01:20:34,183 - This is mud. - We just washed that off. 1276 01:20:34,267 --> 01:20:37,311 This is gonna make you look great. 1277 01:20:37,395 --> 01:20:38,855 It's good mud. 1278 01:20:38,938 --> 01:20:41,357 - Shh. - Shh! Shh. 1279 01:20:41,441 --> 01:20:43,735 Close — 1280 01:20:43,818 --> 01:20:45,445 Lips. 1281 01:20:47,572 --> 01:20:49,365 Ner- 1282 01:20:49,449 --> 01:20:51,868 - Close. - What are you doing? 1283 01:20:53,703 --> 01:20:55,288 There we go. 1284 01:20:55,371 --> 01:20:57,957 Now, you just relax. 1285 01:20:59,459 --> 01:21:03,546 So, anybody special in your life? 1286 01:21:03,629 --> 01:21:06,966 Does it look like there's anybody special in my life? 1287 01:21:08,301 --> 01:21:10,511 Well, you don't have to say it like that. 1288 01:21:10,595 --> 01:21:14,599 It's not so, you know, crazy an idea. You're a healthy woman. 1289 01:21:14,682 --> 01:21:17,393 You have a steady job. You're not cross-eyed or anything. 1290 01:21:17,477 --> 01:21:19,854 Nope, there is nobody special. 1291 01:21:19,937 --> 01:21:21,773 Okay. Fine. 1292 01:21:24,150 --> 01:21:27,904 I mean, it's — it's not easy in this day and age. 1293 01:21:27,987 --> 01:21:29,572 What's not easy? 1294 01:21:31,365 --> 01:21:33,951 - Meeting people. - God. Tell me about it. 1295 01:21:34,035 --> 01:21:36,788 I've been dating longer than I've been driving. 1296 01:21:36,871 --> 01:21:38,664 I can't believe that. 1297 01:21:39,415 --> 01:21:40,917 I ♪ 1298 01:21:41,000 --> 01:21:45,755 I have never been through a dating period. 1299 01:21:45,838 --> 01:21:48,341 It's a disgusting process. 1300 01:21:48,424 --> 01:21:51,260 You haven't missed a thing. 1301 01:21:51,344 --> 01:21:54,514 - Hold still. - I'm so excited. 1302 01:21:56,766 --> 01:21:59,685 I mean, did you feel like this when you first met Anne? 1303 01:21:59,769 --> 01:22:02,605 Because she's a wonderful woman. She loves you too much, Jack. 1304 01:22:02,688 --> 01:22:05,399 But you love her too. Don't you? 1305 01:22:05,483 --> 01:22:09,904 You know you do. It's just that you're a little bit of an asshole sometimes. 1306 01:22:09,987 --> 01:22:11,572 Sorry. 1307 01:22:14,033 --> 01:22:15,952 Thanks. 1308 01:22:17,537 --> 01:22:21,958 My mother calls me once a week like an ongoing nightmare. 1309 01:22:22,041 --> 01:22:23,960 “So, have you met anyone?” “No, Mom.” 1310 01:22:24,043 --> 01:22:26,295 “So, what's going to happen?” “I don't know, Mom.” 1311 01:22:26,379 --> 01:22:29,465 Thank God I moved out of that house. 1312 01:22:29,549 --> 01:22:32,593 I cannot believe that you lived with her as long as you did. 1313 01:22:32,677 --> 01:22:36,139 If I had to live with my mother, I would stab myself six times. 1314 01:22:39,559 --> 01:22:42,562 I think some people are meant to be alone. 1315 01:22:43,604 --> 01:22:48,109 This is my idea, that I — I was born a man in a former life... 1316 01:22:48,192 --> 01:22:51,154 and I used women for pleasure... 1317 01:22:51,237 --> 01:22:52,780 SO HOW... 1318 01:22:53,823 --> 01:22:55,658 I'm paying for it. 1319 01:22:56,534 --> 01:23:01,205 I wouldn't mind so much if I could just remember the pleasure parts. 1320 01:23:02,123 --> 01:23:05,501 I think you're getting a little too complicated. 1321 01:23:05,585 --> 01:23:09,714 What, in your opinion, is the actual problem? 1322 01:23:09,797 --> 01:23:12,425 I don't make an impression on people. 1323 01:23:13,926 --> 01:23:18,097 At office parties, I rearrange the hors d'oeuvres... 1324 01:23:18,181 --> 01:23:19,807 while people are eating them... 1325 01:23:19,891 --> 01:23:22,518 so that the platters will remain full. 1326 01:23:22,602 --> 01:23:26,606 I never start any of the conversations because I just don't know — 1327 01:23:27,773 --> 01:23:32,195 I don't know where to make it end, to go — 1328 01:23:32,278 --> 01:23:33,738 Listen, listen, listen. 1329 01:23:33,821 --> 01:23:37,158 You gotta be a little easier on yourself, doll. 1330 01:23:37,241 --> 01:23:41,120 A conversation has a life of its own. You know? 1331 01:23:41,204 --> 01:23:43,789 You have to have some faith in that fact. 1332 01:23:43,873 --> 01:23:46,042 I mean, look at us. 1333 01:23:46,125 --> 01:23:47,752 We're having... 1334 01:23:48,836 --> 01:23:52,048 a very lovely conversation. 1335 01:23:52,131 --> 01:23:53,633 I'm paying you. 1336 01:23:53,716 --> 01:23:58,221 Look, will you stop it? I'm not like that. I don't do people favors. 1337 01:23:58,304 --> 01:24:00,681 If I talk to you, it's because I want to talk to you. 1338 01:24:00,765 --> 01:24:03,726 All right, you're not a supermodel. We can't all be Jerry Hall. 1339 01:24:03,809 --> 01:24:07,146 What a boring world it would be if we were all Jerry Hall. 1340 01:24:07,230 --> 01:24:09,774 You do the best you can with what you got. 1341 01:24:09,857 --> 01:24:11,901 You're not so invisible. 1342 01:24:11,984 --> 01:24:14,237 Hey, you want a personality? 1343 01:24:14,320 --> 01:24:16,322 Try this on for size. 1344 01:24:16,405 --> 01:24:19,200 You can be a real bitch. 1345 01:24:27,583 --> 01:24:29,752 - Really? - Yeah. 1346 01:24:34,048 --> 01:24:36,509 Really? [ Laughing 1 1347 01:24:42,848 --> 01:24:47,436 I'm going to give you my wallet so you can pay for dinner. Okay? 1348 01:24:47,520 --> 01:24:49,897 You're a nice man, Jack, doing all this for me. 1349 01:24:49,981 --> 01:24:52,316 Come on. 1350 01:24:52,400 --> 01:24:54,610 - I'm scared. - No, no, no, no. 1351 01:24:54,694 --> 01:24:56,904 I mean, I feel so much for her. 1352 01:24:56,988 --> 01:24:59,115 I feel like something awful's gonna happen. 1353 01:24:59,198 --> 01:25:00,908 - Nothing awful is gonna happen. - No? 1354 01:25:00,992 --> 01:25:03,661 No,no,no. Anne is gonna be there. 1355 01:25:03,744 --> 01:25:06,664 I'm gonna be there. Nothing awful's gonna happen. 1356 01:25:06,747 --> 01:25:08,833 - Okay? - I'm still scared. 1357 01:25:08,916 --> 01:25:11,460 - I know. It's gonna be fine. - Okay. 1358 01:25:11,544 --> 01:25:12,628 - Okay. - All right. 1359 01:25:12,712 --> 01:25:14,964 - You're looking good. - You too. 1360 01:25:15,047 --> 01:25:16,549 Just remember to breathe. 1361 01:25:16,632 --> 01:25:18,467 - Okay, I gotta breathe. - Big breath. 1362 01:25:24,849 --> 01:25:26,726 Anne? Anne. 1363 01:25:26,809 --> 01:25:28,352 Anne! 1364 01:25:28,436 --> 01:25:30,521 Ch! 1365 01:25:30,604 --> 01:25:32,815 - Please. No, stay. - Look! Lydia. How you doing? 1366 01:25:32,898 --> 01:25:35,318 Look, Parry. It's Lydia Sinclair, our membership winner. 1367 01:25:35,401 --> 01:25:36,652 I know. 1368 01:25:36,736 --> 01:25:40,156 - So, what have you fellas been up to? - Well, everything's locked up downstairs. 1369 01:25:40,239 --> 01:25:42,742 We thought we'd get some dinner. 1370 01:25:43,826 --> 01:25:46,495 J — Jack! 1371 01:25:46,579 --> 01:25:48,831 Say, anybody up for Chinese? 1372 01:25:48,914 --> 01:25:51,625 - Ooh! Ooh! - Have you eaten? Would you like to join us? 1373 01:25:51,709 --> 01:25:54,337 - No, thank you. - Watch your nails! 1374 01:25:54,420 --> 01:25:56,297 - I'd rather go home. - Me too. 1375 01:25:56,380 --> 01:25:58,591 No, Parry. Parry, Parry, Parry, come on. 1376 01:25:58,674 --> 01:26:01,510 - Come on. You still have to eat. - No, I'd like to go now. 1377 01:26:01,594 --> 01:26:03,012 - Don't blow this. - Jack, please. 1378 01:26:03,095 --> 01:26:04,347 Hey. 1379 01:26:04,430 --> 01:26:07,224 - I'd rather go home. - What did I tell you? It's only dinner. 1380 01:26:07,308 --> 01:26:09,852 Okay? Come on. You're gonna do this. 1381 01:26:09,935 --> 01:26:12,021 You'll have something to tell your mother the next time she calls. 1382 01:26:12,104 --> 01:26:14,357 - I don't give a flying — - You are coming! 1383 01:26:16,692 --> 01:26:18,694 Fine. 1384 01:26:22,615 --> 01:26:24,825 [ Parry 1 What do you do? 1385 01:26:24,909 --> 01:26:28,037 Well, I get to read the books sometimes. 1386 01:26:28,120 --> 01:26:31,707 - But mostly I calculate production costs — - Parry. 1387 01:26:31,791 --> 01:26:34,293 from — 1388 01:26:35,503 --> 01:26:38,255 Calculation costs from... 1389 01:26:38,339 --> 01:26:40,257 first-edition hardcover to — 1390 01:26:40,341 --> 01:26:42,176 Sorry. Softcover. 1391 01:26:42,259 --> 01:26:45,054 And after softcover, it's basically somebody else's problem then. 1392 01:26:45,137 --> 01:26:47,264 Boy, that sounds real exciting. 1393 01:26:47,348 --> 01:26:50,393 Why does it sound exciting? It's not exciting at all. 1394 01:26:50,476 --> 01:26:52,103 Why not? 1395 01:26:52,186 --> 01:26:56,565 I mean, y-y-your calculations determine whether a book is published or not. 1396 01:26:56,649 --> 01:26:58,401 It, um, you know — 1397 01:26:58,484 --> 01:27:02,905 Maybe it's a book that changes the way people think or, you know, act. 1398 01:27:02,988 --> 01:27:07,284 Yeah, but what we publish is mostly trashy romance novels. 1399 01:27:07,368 --> 01:27:08,869 Don't say that. 1400 01:27:08,953 --> 01:27:11,163 There's nothing trashy about romance. 1401 01:27:13,165 --> 01:27:15,626 In romance, there's passion... 1402 01:27:16,669 --> 01:27:18,879 there's imagination... 1403 01:27:18,963 --> 01:27:20,548 there's beauty. 1404 01:27:22,466 --> 01:27:24,301 Besides, you — 1405 01:27:25,010 --> 01:27:28,347 you find some pretty wonderful things in the trash. 1406 01:27:39,942 --> 01:27:41,610 Ooh, dumplings. 1407 01:27:41,694 --> 01:27:43,696 I could eat all of these. 1408 01:27:45,197 --> 01:27:47,324 Lydia, would you like a dumpling? 1409 01:27:48,367 --> 01:27:50,703 - Some tea? - Yes, please. 1410 01:27:56,584 --> 01:27:58,252 There you go. 1411 01:28:00,296 --> 01:28:01,881 Parry? 1412 01:28:11,599 --> 01:28:13,434 On - on, boy. 1413 01:28:13,517 --> 01:28:15,394 Sorry. 1414 01:28:15,478 --> 01:28:17,146 On. Hey! 1415 01:28:22,318 --> 01:28:24,445 Hello. 1416 01:28:24,528 --> 01:28:26,071 Sorry. 1417 01:28:35,539 --> 01:28:37,583 It's hot. 1418 01:28:49,929 --> 01:28:51,597 H-Help her with that. 1419 01:28:53,182 --> 01:28:54,767 Need some help? 1420 01:28:57,603 --> 01:28:59,104 [ slurps I 1421 01:29:00,689 --> 01:29:03,192 - N' - Thanks. 1422 01:29:10,950 --> 01:29:12,701 [ Parry 1 Excuse me! 1423 01:29:12,785 --> 01:29:14,411 Contagious? 1424 01:29:14,495 --> 01:29:15,913 What do you think? 1425 01:29:15,996 --> 01:29:18,624 Good stuff? 1426 01:29:19,708 --> 01:29:22,127 I think that they were made for each other. 1427 01:29:23,796 --> 01:29:25,422 It's scary, but true. 1428 01:29:25,506 --> 01:29:27,424 - You're better off than me. - No. No. 1429 01:29:27,508 --> 01:29:29,885 You got it? You got it? 1430 01:29:29,969 --> 01:29:32,346 I got it. You got it. 1431 01:29:32,429 --> 01:29:34,515 There it is. Okay. 1432 01:29:45,651 --> 01:29:47,903 Yay! 1433 01:29:57,121 --> 01:30:00,207 ♪ Lydia, Lydia Say, have you met Lydia? ♪ 1434 01:30:00,291 --> 01:30:02,918 ♪ Lydia the tattooed lady ♪ 1435 01:30:03,002 --> 01:30:05,337 ♪ She has eyes that men adore so ♪ 1436 01:30:05,421 --> 01:30:08,257 ♪ And a torso even more so ♪ 1437 01:30:08,340 --> 01:30:11,302 ♪ Lydia, Lydia Say, have you met Lydia? ♪ 1438 01:30:11,385 --> 01:30:14,096 ♪ Lydia the queen of tattoos ♪ 1439 01:30:14,179 --> 01:30:17,266 ♪ On her back is the battle of Waterloo ♪ 1440 01:30:17,349 --> 01:30:20,144 ♪ The sight of the wreck of the Hesperus too ♪ 1441 01:30:20,227 --> 01:30:23,856 ♪ And proudly above waves the red, white and blue ♪ 1442 01:30:23,939 --> 01:30:27,318 ♪ You can learn a lot from Lydia ♪ 1443 01:30:27,401 --> 01:30:30,613 ♪ La-la-la, la-la-la ♪ 1444 01:30:30,696 --> 01:30:33,741 ♪ La-la-la, la-la-la ♪ 1445 01:30:33,824 --> 01:30:36,827 ♪ When her robe is unfurled, she will show you the world ♪ 1446 01:30:36,910 --> 01:30:39,622 ♪ If you step up and tell her where ♪ 1447 01:30:39,705 --> 01:30:42,666 ♪ For a dime, you can see Kankakee or Par/s ♪ 1448 01:30:42,750 --> 01:30:45,419 ♪ Or Washington crossing the Delaware ♪ 1449 01:30:45,502 --> 01:30:48,505 ♪ La-la-la, la-la-la ♪ 1450 01:30:48,589 --> 01:30:52,217 ♪ La-la-la, la-la-la ♪ 1451 01:30:52,301 --> 01:30:55,638 ♪ Lydia, Lydia Say, have you met Lydia? ♪ 1452 01:30:55,721 --> 01:30:57,973 ♪ Lydia the tattooed lady ♪ 1453 01:30:58,057 --> 01:31:00,934 ♪ When her muscles start relaxing ♪ 1454 01:31:01,018 --> 01:31:04,021 ♪ Up the hill comes Michael Jackson ♪ 1455 01:31:04,104 --> 01:31:06,440 ♪ Lydia, L Lydia JV' 1456 01:31:06,523 --> 01:31:07,941 J/ 1457 01:31:08,025 --> 01:31:10,653 No, come on! Come on! 1458 01:31:10,736 --> 01:31:13,739 Did you see her with the noodles? 1459 01:31:13,822 --> 01:31:16,617 She had a noodle hanging down her head. 1460 01:31:18,702 --> 01:31:20,412 I couldn't believe it. 1461 01:31:22,623 --> 01:31:24,249 Come on. 1462 01:31:24,333 --> 01:31:26,794 And then they started in on the dumplings. 1463 01:31:26,877 --> 01:31:29,421 They were playing hockey with the dumpling on the table. 1464 01:31:29,505 --> 01:31:32,424 - It was broccoli. Broccoli! - No, it was a dumpling. 1465 01:31:34,093 --> 01:31:36,804 They were batting it around with a chopstick. 1466 01:31:36,887 --> 01:31:39,765 - God. Stop, or I'm gonna lose it right here. - No, wait, the burping. 1467 01:31:44,395 --> 01:31:45,813 Yo, Lydia! 1468 01:31:45,896 --> 01:31:47,690 Watch out! Hey! 1469 01:31:50,734 --> 01:31:54,029 Tell me more about yourself. I'd like to know everything. 1470 01:31:54,113 --> 01:31:56,365 Well, th-there's nothing more to tell. 1471 01:31:56,448 --> 01:31:58,033 Don't say that. 1472 01:31:58,117 --> 01:32:00,577 - No, that's it. - It's enough for me. 1473 01:32:00,661 --> 01:32:03,539 - I really think she went for him. - I know. 1474 01:32:03,622 --> 01:32:05,541 - She went for him. - I can't believe I did it. 1475 01:32:05,624 --> 01:32:07,668 Amor vincit omnia. 1476 01:32:07,751 --> 01:32:09,378 What? 1477 01:32:09,461 --> 01:32:11,213 It's Latin. 1478 01:32:11,296 --> 01:32:13,632 It means “Love conquers all.” 1479 01:32:13,716 --> 01:32:15,718 I don't mean us. I don't mean us. 1480 01:32:15,801 --> 01:32:17,428 I mean everybody else. 1481 01:32:18,804 --> 01:32:21,223 God, you think it'll work out? 1482 01:32:21,306 --> 01:32:23,016 Who knows? Who knows? 1483 01:32:23,100 --> 01:32:25,018 Two people could be at a party together... 1484 01:32:25,102 --> 01:32:27,229 sitting right across from each other, and never find each other. 1485 01:32:27,312 --> 01:32:30,566 Another two people could be on opposite sides of the world... 1486 01:32:30,649 --> 01:32:32,818 and nothing could keep them apart. 1487 01:32:32,901 --> 01:32:34,695 Who knows? 1488 01:32:34,778 --> 01:32:37,865 The thing is, if a thing is meant to happen— 1489 01:32:42,661 --> 01:32:44,913 - What? - Nothing. 1490 01:32:44,997 --> 01:32:47,166 - Come on. - Wait a minute. 1491 01:32:48,333 --> 01:32:51,003 You must be very proud of yourself. 1492 01:32:52,087 --> 01:32:55,090 You did a great thing for somebody tonight. 1493 01:32:57,384 --> 01:33:00,345 I was very proud to be with you tonight. 1494 01:33:02,055 --> 01:33:03,849 You were great. 1495 01:33:05,184 --> 01:33:06,810 Thank you. 1496 01:33:19,323 --> 01:33:21,200 You're welcome. 1497 01:33:28,123 --> 01:33:30,042 Steamed dumplings! 1498 01:33:30,125 --> 01:33:33,295 Moo shu pork! 1499 01:33:35,464 --> 01:33:37,966 You don't have to say that. 1500 01:33:38,050 --> 01:33:39,968 I never say anything I have to. 1501 01:33:40,052 --> 01:33:43,931 No, I mean, you don't have to say nice things to me. 1502 01:33:44,014 --> 01:33:46,934 It's a little old-fashioned, considering what we're about to do. 1503 01:33:47,017 --> 01:33:48,602 What are we about to do? 1504 01:33:48,685 --> 01:33:50,687 You're walking me home. 1505 01:33:52,189 --> 01:33:54,942 I think you're a little attracted to me. 1506 01:33:55,025 --> 01:33:57,152 - Yeah. - And — 1507 01:34:00,030 --> 01:34:04,284 You'll probably want to come upstairs for some coffee. 1508 01:34:04,368 --> 01:34:06,411 I don't drink coffee. 1509 01:34:06,495 --> 01:34:09,331 And we'll probably have a drink and talk... 1510 01:34:09,414 --> 01:34:11,834 and get to know each other a little bit better. 1511 01:34:11,917 --> 01:34:13,418 Get comfortable. 1512 01:34:14,086 --> 01:34:15,629 And then you'll — 1513 01:34:21,093 --> 01:34:22,886 you'll sleep over. 1514 01:34:23,887 --> 01:34:26,056 And in the morning, you'll awake... 1515 01:34:27,057 --> 01:34:28,934 and you'll be distant. 1516 01:34:30,269 --> 01:34:33,772 And you won't be able to stay for breakfast. 1517 01:34:33,856 --> 01:34:35,899 Maybe just a cup of coffee. 1518 01:34:35,983 --> 01:34:37,818 I don't drink coffee. 1519 01:34:37,901 --> 01:34:41,864 And then we'll I exchange phone numbers... 1520 01:34:41,947 --> 01:34:43,699 and you'll leave... 1521 01:34:46,243 --> 01:34:47,911 and never call. 1522 01:34:49,621 --> 01:34:52,708 And I'll go to work and I'll feel so good... 1523 01:34:52,791 --> 01:34:54,376 for the first hour... 1524 01:34:54,459 --> 01:34:56,044 and then... 1525 01:34:56,128 --> 01:35:00,132 ever so slowly, I'll turn into a piece of dirt. 1526 01:35:05,971 --> 01:35:09,308 I don't know why I'm putting myself through this. 1527 01:35:15,480 --> 01:35:18,150 It was really nice to meet you. 1528 01:35:20,360 --> 01:35:21,987 Night. 1529 01:35:22,070 --> 01:35:23,655 Night. 1530 01:35:24,406 --> 01:35:26,658 Excuse me! 1531 01:35:26,742 --> 01:35:28,994 Wait. Just — Hey! 1532 01:35:29,077 --> 01:35:31,330 Sorry. Wait one minute. Hey. Excuse me. 1533 01:35:31,413 --> 01:35:32,915 Please wait. Wait. 1534 01:35:32,998 --> 01:35:35,584 - No, listen. I'm not feeling very well. - No wonder. 1535 01:35:35,667 --> 01:35:40,005 We just met, made love and broke up, all in the space of 30 seconds. 1536 01:35:40,088 --> 01:35:43,508 And I don't remember having the first kiss, which I think is the best part. 1537 01:35:43,592 --> 01:35:46,511 - Listen, it was so very special to meet you — - It was for me too. 1538 01:35:46,595 --> 01:35:49,640 - I had such a wonderful evening — - But I think it's time you should shut up now. 1539 01:35:49,723 --> 01:35:52,100 Shut up. Please? 1540 01:35:56,188 --> 01:35:58,315 I'm not coming up to your apartment. 1541 01:35:58,398 --> 01:36:00,817 That was never my intention. 1542 01:36:00,901 --> 01:36:03,153 God. You don't want to. 1543 01:36:03,236 --> 01:36:04,780 No, I want to! 1544 01:36:04,863 --> 01:36:07,950 I have a hard-on for you the size of Florida. 1545 01:36:09,952 --> 01:36:12,788 But I don't want just one night. 1546 01:36:14,706 --> 01:36:17,542 I have a confession I have to make to you. 1547 01:36:17,626 --> 01:36:18,794 - You're married? - No. 1548 01:36:18,877 --> 01:36:20,754 - You're divorced? - No. 1549 01:36:20,837 --> 01:36:23,173 - Do you have a disease? - No. Please stop. 1550 01:36:26,635 --> 01:36:28,845 I'm in love with you. 1551 01:36:31,515 --> 01:36:33,016 Shh-Shh-Shh. 1552 01:36:34,601 --> 01:36:36,728 Not just from tonight. 1553 01:36:36,812 --> 01:36:39,231 I've known you for a long time. 1554 01:36:40,983 --> 01:36:43,360 I know that you come out from work at noon every day. 1555 01:36:43,443 --> 01:36:46,238 You fight your way out that door, then you get pushed back in... 1556 01:36:46,321 --> 01:36:48,532 and three seconds later you come back out again. 1557 01:36:48,615 --> 01:36:51,410 And I walk with you to lunch, and I know if it's a good day... 1558 01:36:51,493 --> 01:36:54,329 if you stop and get that romance novel at that bookstore. 1559 01:36:54,413 --> 01:36:58,291 I know what you order, and I know on Wednesdays you go to that dim sum parlor. 1560 01:36:58,375 --> 01:37:02,546 And I know that you get a jawbreaker before you go back in to work. 1561 01:37:04,589 --> 01:37:08,885 And I know you hate your job and you don't have many friends. 1562 01:37:08,969 --> 01:37:11,763 And I know sometimes you feel a little uncoordinated... 1563 01:37:11,847 --> 01:37:15,475 and you don't feel as wonderful as everybody else... 1564 01:37:15,559 --> 01:37:19,104 feeling as alone and separate as you feel you are. 1565 01:37:20,439 --> 01:37:22,065 I love you. 1566 01:37:25,986 --> 01:37:28,864 I love you. 1567 01:37:28,947 --> 01:37:32,284 And I think you're the greatest thing since spice racks. 1568 01:37:32,367 --> 01:37:35,704 And I'd be knocked out several times if I could just have that first kiss. 1569 01:37:35,787 --> 01:37:38,373 And I won't — I won't be distant. 1570 01:37:38,457 --> 01:37:41,752 I'll come back in the morning, and I'll call you, if you let me. 1571 01:37:44,046 --> 01:37:46,214 But I still don't drink coffee. 1572 01:38:03,857 --> 01:38:05,692 You're real. 1573 01:38:07,903 --> 01:38:09,488 Aren't you? 1574 01:38:21,333 --> 01:38:23,418 Good night. 1575 01:38:23,502 --> 01:38:25,504 It's the wrong door. 1576 01:38:29,841 --> 01:38:31,676 You can call me. 1577 01:38:35,806 --> 01:38:38,517 She didn't give me the number. 1578 01:39:27,732 --> 01:39:30,610 No — No! No! 1579 01:39:31,486 --> 01:39:34,698 Please let me have this. 1580 01:39:38,702 --> 01:39:42,664 Let me h — Let me have this! 1581 01:41:38,280 --> 01:41:40,156 Where are you? 1582 01:41:40,240 --> 01:41:42,659 Where are you? 1583 01:41:54,713 --> 01:41:57,549 We're tired of looking at you people! 1584 01:42:13,481 --> 01:42:15,525 Thank you. 1585 01:42:21,823 --> 01:42:24,743 Yeah, well, I'm feeling good. 1586 01:42:24,826 --> 01:42:27,495 I don't know how else to put it, Lou. 1587 01:42:28,580 --> 01:42:31,624 Yeah, well, I — I had those personal problems to work out. 1588 01:42:31,708 --> 01:42:35,295 And, I have, and now I want to get back to work. 1589 01:42:35,378 --> 01:42:37,380 You think that's possible? 1590 01:42:39,215 --> 01:42:40,925 Yeah, I understand. 1591 01:42:42,927 --> 01:42:44,929 I am. Yeah. 1592 01:42:46,389 --> 01:42:47,932 I won't. 1593 01:42:49,517 --> 01:42:51,144 I Will. 1594 01:42:54,439 --> 01:42:56,191 Great. When? 1595 01:42:57,942 --> 01:42:59,861 Tuesday is fine. 1596 01:42:59,944 --> 01:43:02,530 Tuesday is great, Lou. All right. I'll see you then. 1597 01:43:02,614 --> 01:43:05,241 Thanks a lot. Okay. Bye. 1598 01:43:05,325 --> 01:43:06,826 Who — Who's Lou? 1599 01:43:06,910 --> 01:43:08,870 - Lou is my agent. - You're kidding. 1600 01:43:08,953 --> 01:43:11,956 - I called my agent. - What did he say? 1601 01:43:12,791 --> 01:43:16,044 He says that if I want to get back to work, no problem... 1602 01:43:16,127 --> 01:43:18,421 that I just come in and... 1603 01:43:19,547 --> 01:43:21,424 we talk and that's it. 1604 01:43:21,508 --> 01:43:23,385 Baby! 1605 01:43:23,468 --> 01:43:25,345 That's terrific! 1606 01:43:25,428 --> 01:43:28,223 I gotta get these tapes organized. You seen my jacket? 1607 01:43:28,306 --> 01:43:30,558 - It's in the bathroom. - In the bathroom. 1608 01:43:30,642 --> 01:43:32,727 I got the coffee here if you want it. 1609 01:43:32,811 --> 01:43:34,521 You made coffee? 1610 01:43:34,604 --> 01:43:38,274 You're going back to work, and you made coffee? 1611 01:43:38,358 --> 01:43:40,151 I'm loving this. 1612 01:43:44,114 --> 01:43:46,574 You know what would be neat? 1613 01:43:46,658 --> 01:43:50,078 Now that there's going to be another income coming in... 1614 01:43:50,161 --> 01:43:52,455 I would love to look for a bigger place. 1615 01:43:52,539 --> 01:43:54,958 I mean, I don't want to rush anything... 1616 01:43:55,041 --> 01:43:57,085 but I'd like to start looking anyway. 1617 01:43:57,168 --> 01:43:59,462 You know? Maybe a two-bedroom? 1618 01:43:59,546 --> 01:44:02,549 Or maybe even the top floor of a house? 1619 01:44:03,341 --> 01:44:05,927 Say, in Brooklyn... Heights? 1620 01:44:06,761 --> 01:44:09,180 [ Laughing 1 1621 01:44:09,264 --> 01:44:10,890 What? 1622 01:44:10,974 --> 01:44:12,934 You don't want to commute, right? 1623 01:44:13,017 --> 01:44:15,186 - That's all right. We could — - Come here. 1624 01:44:16,521 --> 01:44:19,441 You are an incredible woman. 1625 01:44:19,524 --> 01:44:21,443 - I'm an incredible woman? - Yeah. 1626 01:44:21,526 --> 01:44:25,697 - What's this, a death sentence? - No, no. I want to talk about this. 1627 01:44:27,198 --> 01:44:29,200 So much has happened... 1628 01:44:30,201 --> 01:44:33,288 that I think it would be a good thing for both of us... 1629 01:44:34,038 --> 01:44:35,582 if we... 1630 01:44:36,708 --> 01:44:38,960 slowed down a little. 1631 01:44:39,043 --> 01:44:41,963 Slowed down? Where have I been? Have we been going fast here? 1632 01:44:42,046 --> 01:44:43,965 Come on, Anne, now, look, this has been... 1633 01:44:44,048 --> 01:44:47,218 a real, real difficult time for me this past year or so. 1634 01:44:47,302 --> 01:44:48,887 Yeah? 1635 01:44:49,679 --> 01:44:52,640 And, you know, I feel like I'm above water for the first time. 1636 01:44:52,724 --> 01:44:57,061 I feel I know a lot more now, and I don't want to make any more mistakes. 1637 01:44:57,145 --> 01:44:59,147 - So? - I think I need time to... 1638 01:45:00,190 --> 01:45:01,983 make the right choices, to, — 1639 01:45:02,066 --> 01:45:04,277 W-Wait, wait, wait. I'm lost here. 1640 01:45:04,360 --> 01:45:08,364 - What are you saying? - I think maybe I should be alone for a while. 1641 01:45:09,407 --> 01:45:13,328 You know, now that I know more, you know... 1642 01:45:13,411 --> 01:45:15,079 I-I feel that... 1643 01:45:16,748 --> 01:45:20,168 I should focus on my career now that I can, now that everything's taken care of. 1644 01:45:20,251 --> 01:45:22,337 - You know, Parry's, — - All right, first of all — 1645 01:45:22,420 --> 01:45:25,006 Let me just say one thing, okay? 1646 01:45:25,089 --> 01:45:28,301 You don't know shit. Okay? 1647 01:45:29,052 --> 01:45:31,888 Secondly, as far as we go... 1648 01:45:31,971 --> 01:45:35,183 what have we been doing here except time? 1649 01:45:35,266 --> 01:45:38,937 Have I — Have I ever pressured you? Once? Ever? 1650 01:45:39,020 --> 01:45:40,271 - No. - No. 1651 01:45:40,355 --> 01:45:43,316 So what time do you need, baby? 1652 01:45:43,399 --> 01:45:46,194 I love you. You love me. 1653 01:45:46,277 --> 01:45:49,572 You want to get your career going? I think that's the greatest thing in the world. 1654 01:45:49,656 --> 01:45:53,451 I want to be there when — I'm sorry. I want to be there when it happens. 1655 01:45:54,285 --> 01:45:57,539 So wh-what do you need time to figure out? 1656 01:46:00,291 --> 01:46:03,962 All right, I-let me — let me just ask you one thing. 1657 01:46:05,588 --> 01:46:07,215 Do you love me? 1658 01:46:09,634 --> 01:46:11,636 I don't know. 1659 01:46:15,431 --> 01:46:17,767 You can't even give me that, can you? 1660 01:46:19,227 --> 01:46:22,146 Jesus,Jack! What were you planning on doing here? 1661 01:46:22,230 --> 01:46:24,649 Were you planning on just packing up your things, walking out the door... 1662 01:46:24,732 --> 01:46:27,151 and dropping me a note when you meet somebody new? 1663 01:46:27,235 --> 01:46:30,154 I had no idea what I was planning to do. I just said I need time. 1664 01:46:30,238 --> 01:46:31,739 Bullshit! 1665 01:46:31,823 --> 01:46:33,741 If you're gonna hurt me, hurt me now... 1666 01:46:33,825 --> 01:46:36,369 not some long, drawn-out hurt that takes months of my life... 1667 01:46:36,452 --> 01:46:38,997 because you don't have the balls! 1668 01:46:41,165 --> 01:46:43,835 Okay. I'll pack my stuff tonight. 1669 01:46:45,044 --> 01:46:47,964 Um, what have you been doing here? Could you just tell me that? 1670 01:46:48,047 --> 01:46:50,258 What have you been doing here? 1671 01:46:50,341 --> 01:46:53,011 - We both got something out of this — - What did I get? 1672 01:46:53,094 --> 01:46:54,971 What did I get? 1673 01:46:55,054 --> 01:46:58,141 What did I get I couldn't have gotten from anybody with no name... 1674 01:46:58,224 --> 01:47:00,101 any night of the week? 1675 01:47:00,184 --> 01:47:02,604 Do you think your company is such a treat? 1676 01:47:02,687 --> 01:47:07,066 Your moods, your pain, your problems? Do you think this has been entertaining for me? 1677 01:47:07,150 --> 01:47:09,319 Then what do you want to stay with me for? 1678 01:47:12,071 --> 01:47:15,199 Because I love you. 1679 01:47:17,327 --> 01:47:19,370 You stupid fucking - 1680 01:47:21,039 --> 01:47:23,291 - Hey. - fucking — 1681 01:47:24,542 --> 01:47:27,629 Anne. Shh, shh, shh. 1682 01:47:27,712 --> 01:47:30,173 Anne. Hey. Shh. 1683 01:47:30,256 --> 01:47:32,133 Come here. 1684 01:47:33,217 --> 01:47:35,136 Shh. 1685 01:47:39,849 --> 01:47:42,685 No, no, stop it. Stop it. Don't. Don't. No. 1686 01:47:42,769 --> 01:47:44,937 You don't get to be nice! 1687 01:47:46,522 --> 01:47:48,816 I'm not going to play some stupid game with you... 1688 01:47:48,900 --> 01:47:50,818 where we act we're like friends... 1689 01:47:50,902 --> 01:47:53,404 so you get to walk out that door feeling good about yourself. 1690 01:47:53,488 --> 01:47:55,740 I'm not a modern woman. 1691 01:47:55,823 --> 01:48:00,286 If this is over, let's just — let's just call it over. 1692 01:48:24,185 --> 01:48:26,604 Yeah? Yeah. 1693 01:48:29,607 --> 01:48:32,068 M-My wallet? What do you mean? 1694 01:48:45,289 --> 01:48:47,458 Parry. 1695 01:48:49,419 --> 01:48:51,254 Parry. 1696 01:48:53,548 --> 01:48:55,133 Parry? 1697 01:48:55,216 --> 01:48:56,968 He can't hear you. 1698 01:48:58,302 --> 01:49:01,806 I'm Dr. Manderville. I was on duty when they brought him in. 1699 01:49:03,641 --> 01:49:06,894 I've been going over his record. He was brought in once before, I understand. 1700 01:49:06,978 --> 01:49:10,565 Catatonic stupor. Condition rendered him nonverbal. 1701 01:49:10,648 --> 01:49:15,153 Yeah, yeah. So the guy, he's been beat up. He's got a concussion, right? He's — 1702 01:49:16,028 --> 01:49:18,281 Right? He's gonna snap out of it. 1703 01:49:18,364 --> 01:49:20,324 I'm afraid not. 1704 01:49:20,992 --> 01:49:23,578 See, the beatings bad, but it's not the problem. 1705 01:49:23,661 --> 01:49:26,080 He seems to be reexperiencing the catatonia. 1706 01:49:26,164 --> 01:49:28,583 So like before, he could snap out of it in an hour... 1707 01:49:28,666 --> 01:49:31,335 or 13 months, or 13 years. 1708 01:49:34,005 --> 01:49:36,174 There's no way to be sure. 1709 01:49:39,510 --> 01:49:42,764 A person could actually reexperience the full effect of a tragedy... 1710 01:49:42,847 --> 01:49:45,516 long after the event took place. 1711 01:49:45,600 --> 01:49:48,603 I was reading how he lost his wife. 1712 01:49:48,686 --> 01:49:50,396 Are you relatives? 1713 01:49:51,689 --> 01:49:54,692 Well, it doesn't matter. We'll take care of him. 1714 01:49:54,776 --> 01:49:57,945 He'll have to be sent back to the same institution. 1715 01:50:00,031 --> 01:50:02,033 What if I was a relative? 1716 01:50:02,867 --> 01:50:05,369 Well, you'd have the option to care for him at home. 1717 01:50:05,453 --> 01:50:07,872 But my advice is, I wouldn't recommend it. 1718 01:50:07,955 --> 01:50:11,042 It wouldn't be good for him. He needs hospital care. 1719 01:50:11,918 --> 01:50:15,379 I just thought you could sign the release forms, but the city can do that. 1720 01:50:17,048 --> 01:50:18,633 I'm sorry. 1721 01:50:23,888 --> 01:50:26,057 Poor Lydia. 1722 01:50:26,140 --> 01:50:29,560 She finally finds her prince, and he falls into a coma. 1723 01:50:30,895 --> 01:50:33,397 Some women just have no luck? 1724 01:50:39,695 --> 01:50:41,239 Anne. 1725 01:50:41,322 --> 01:50:42,824 Anne! 1726 01:50:44,075 --> 01:50:45,618 Anne! 1727 01:50:54,836 --> 01:50:57,004 I'll call you, okay? 1728 01:51:01,467 --> 01:51:04,595 The answer: two dwarves and a melon. 1729 01:51:04,679 --> 01:51:06,722 Well, I'm out of here. Have a perfect weekend. 1730 01:51:06,806 --> 01:51:10,309 And remember, on Monday's show we have as our special studio guest, Ben Starr... 1731 01:51:10,393 --> 01:51:14,438 star of the recently defunct hit TV show On the Rad/o. 1732 01:51:14,522 --> 01:51:18,109 So, from one of the botched to all of you bungled cats out there... 1733 01:51:18,192 --> 01:51:20,778 I love you, and right back at you. 1734 01:51:20,862 --> 01:51:22,488 ♪ Hit the road, Jack ♪ 1735 01:51:22,572 --> 01:51:25,825 ♪ And don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more ♪ 1736 01:51:25,908 --> 01:51:27,451 JV' 1737 01:51:27,535 --> 01:51:29,036 Yeah? 1738 01:51:29,120 --> 01:51:32,874 Yeah, Lou, look, I said I want an offer or they can forget it. 1739 01:51:34,166 --> 01:51:37,670 You tell them I'm talking to the cable people about a talk show. 1740 01:51:38,296 --> 01:51:39,881 What? 1741 01:51:41,090 --> 01:51:42,758 Beth's father set it up. 1742 01:51:43,801 --> 01:51:45,219 No, he owns it. 1743 01:51:45,303 --> 01:51:47,388 ♪ I've got the power ♪ 1744 01:51:48,222 --> 01:51:50,224 ♪ Don't think this, don't think that ♪ 1745 01:51:53,853 --> 01:51:56,355 ♪ I've got the power ♪ 1746 01:52:02,528 --> 01:52:04,196 ♪ I've got the power' ♪ 1747 01:52:04,280 --> 01:52:06,616 - You gotta get outta here. - I'm not bothering any — 1748 01:52:06,699 --> 01:52:08,534 - Come on. You gotta move it. -Jack? 1749 01:52:08,618 --> 01:52:10,328 Come on. Let's go. Come on. 1750 01:52:10,411 --> 01:52:12,121 -Jack! - Hey, stop it. 1751 01:52:12,204 --> 01:52:13,372 - No! Jack, it's me! - Come on. 1752 01:52:13,456 --> 01:52:15,458 Stop it! I know that guy! 1753 01:52:15,541 --> 01:52:17,209 - Jack! - Just get outta here. 1754 01:52:17,293 --> 01:52:20,755 Jack, do you remember me? “Venice!” You know me, Jack. Jack! 1755 01:52:20,838 --> 01:52:23,424 Jack, please, can I — Jack, can I talk to you, please? 1756 01:52:23,507 --> 01:52:26,260 Jack, I need to talk. Jack! We spent time together! 1757 01:52:26,344 --> 01:52:27,929 - That's enough. - Jack, please! 1758 01:52:28,012 --> 01:52:30,765 - Please let me talk to him! - Do you know this guy? 1759 01:52:30,848 --> 01:52:33,351 Please talk to me! Why won't you talk to me? 1760 01:52:33,434 --> 01:52:35,353 - Leave me alone! - Come on! 1761 01:52:35,436 --> 01:52:37,605 Why? 1762 01:52:37,688 --> 01:52:39,774 ♪ I've got the power N' 1763 01:52:39,857 --> 01:52:44,278 It's a weekly comedy about the homeless, but it's not depressing in any way. 1764 01:52:44,362 --> 01:52:47,365 We want to find a funny, upbeat way... 1765 01:52:47,448 --> 01:52:50,409 of bringing the issue of homelessness to television. 1766 01:52:50,493 --> 01:52:54,956 So we've got three wacky homeless characters. 1767 01:52:55,039 --> 01:52:57,959 But they're wise. They're wacky and they're wise. 1768 01:52:58,042 --> 01:53:00,127 And the hook is, they love being homeless. 1769 01:53:00,211 --> 01:53:02,588 They love the freedom, they love the adventure. 1770 01:53:02,672 --> 01:53:05,466 It's all about the joy of living, not the bullshit that we have to deal with — 1771 01:53:05,549 --> 01:53:07,218 the money, the politics. 1772 01:53:07,301 --> 01:53:11,514 And the best part is, it's called Home Free. 1773 01:53:11,597 --> 01:53:14,183 Ooh. I'm getting a rush. 1774 01:53:17,228 --> 01:53:18,813 - Really! - What is this? 1775 01:53:18,896 --> 01:53:20,356 Another disappearing act with this guy? 1776 01:53:20,439 --> 01:53:23,359 No. I-It's, not a problem. It's a bathroom break. 1777 01:53:23,442 --> 01:53:25,903 Took a bathr — I'll check. 1778 01:53:39,542 --> 01:53:41,085 Shit. 1779 01:53:48,718 --> 01:53:50,553 - Parry. - There. 1780 01:53:51,303 --> 01:53:53,055 What? 1781 01:53:54,181 --> 01:53:56,183 It's a grail! 1782 01:53:56,267 --> 01:53:58,519 The Holy Grail. 1783 01:53:59,562 --> 01:54:01,105 The Holy — 1784 01:54:01,856 --> 01:54:05,776 Some billionaire has got the Holy Grail in his library on Fifth Avenue? 1785 01:54:05,860 --> 01:54:07,653 My thoughts exactly. 1786 01:54:07,737 --> 01:54:10,197 Who'd think you'd find anything divine on the Upper East Side ? 1787 01:54:14,285 --> 01:54:17,621 They said you're the one. 1788 01:54:59,455 --> 01:55:01,207 Henry Sagan? 1789 01:55:14,804 --> 01:55:16,472 - [Tapping 1 - Pardon me. 1790 01:55:16,555 --> 01:55:19,517 Not long ago, I left some new sheets for Parry. 1791 01:55:19,600 --> 01:55:23,395 They were lime-colored, very much like this color here, with watermelons. 1792 01:55:23,479 --> 01:55:25,022 Yes, yes. 1793 01:55:25,106 --> 01:55:26,774 I'm sorry. They're being cleaned. 1794 01:55:26,857 --> 01:55:29,568 The doctor had a little accident with a hypo. 1795 01:55:29,652 --> 01:55:32,863 Well, that's all right. Just make sure that he does get them when they are cleaned. 1796 01:55:32,947 --> 01:55:34,532 Thank you. 1797 01:55:45,543 --> 01:55:47,545 All right, settle down. 1798 01:55:56,470 --> 01:55:59,348 Hi. It's Jack. 1799 01:56:01,851 --> 01:56:04,353 How you doing? You're looking good. 1800 01:56:05,020 --> 01:56:06,522 You do. 1801 01:56:09,066 --> 01:56:10,651 Hey. 1802 01:56:16,448 --> 01:56:18,742 You gonna wake up for me? 1803 01:56:35,593 --> 01:56:37,595 This isn't over, is it? 1804 01:56:39,847 --> 01:56:42,683 You think you're gonna make me do this, don't you? 1805 01:56:42,766 --> 01:56:45,352 Well, forget it. No fuckin' way. 1806 01:56:45,436 --> 01:56:48,647 I don't feel responsible for you or for anybody. 1807 01:56:48,731 --> 01:56:50,774 Everybody's got bad things that happen to them. 1808 01:56:50,858 --> 01:56:52,526 I'm not God! 1809 01:56:52,610 --> 01:56:54,195 I don't decide — 1810 01:56:56,113 --> 01:56:58,115 People survive. 1811 01:57:02,203 --> 01:57:04,330 Say something! 1812 01:57:15,174 --> 01:57:17,760 Everything's been going great. 1813 01:57:17,843 --> 01:57:19,637 Great. 1814 01:57:20,554 --> 01:57:22,848 I'm gonna have my own cable talk show. 1815 01:57:24,475 --> 01:57:27,061 With an incredible equity, I might add. 1816 01:57:27,853 --> 01:57:29,563 I've got an incredible — 1817 01:57:29,647 --> 01:57:32,274 incredibly fucking gorgeous girlfriend. 1818 01:57:32,358 --> 01:57:35,194 I'm living an incredible fucking life. 1819 01:57:36,737 --> 01:57:39,490 So don't lay there in your comfortable little coma... 1820 01:57:39,573 --> 01:57:43,369 and think I'm going to risk all that because I feel responsible for you. 1821 01:57:43,452 --> 01:57:45,996 I'm not responsible! 1822 01:57:48,165 --> 01:57:50,084 And I don't feel guilty. You've got it easy. 1823 01:57:50,167 --> 01:57:53,921 I'm out there every day, every fucking day... 1824 01:57:54,004 --> 01:57:56,966 trying to figure out what the hell I'm doing... 1825 01:57:57,049 --> 01:58:00,261 why no matter what I have, it feels like I have nothing. 1826 01:58:02,012 --> 01:58:04,640 So I don't feel sorry for you. It's easy being nuts. 1827 01:58:04,723 --> 01:58:06,517 Try being me! 1828 01:58:11,188 --> 01:58:13,023 So I won't do it. 1829 01:58:13,107 --> 01:58:15,192 I don't believe in this shit. 1830 01:58:17,987 --> 01:58:20,823 Don't give me that stuff about me being the one. 1831 01:58:20,906 --> 01:58:22,616 There's nothing — 1832 01:58:22,700 --> 01:58:25,327 nothing special about me. 1833 01:58:26,912 --> 01:58:29,415 I control my own destiny, not some... 1834 01:58:30,499 --> 01:58:32,793 floating, overweight fairies. 1835 01:58:33,502 --> 01:58:36,797 I decide what I'm gonna do, and I'm not gonna risk my life... 1836 01:58:36,880 --> 01:58:38,424 to get some fucking cup... 1837 01:58:38,507 --> 01:58:40,634 for some fucking vegetable! 1838 01:58:40,718 --> 01:58:42,803 You motherfucker! 1839 01:58:42,886 --> 01:58:45,431 What am I supposed to do? 1840 01:58:47,224 --> 01:58:49,393 What am I supposed to do? 1841 01:58:52,062 --> 01:58:54,064 What am I supposed to do? 1842 01:58:55,733 --> 01:58:57,318 Cup. 1843 01:59:03,198 --> 01:59:06,702 Okay. All right. For sake of argument, let's say I do do this. 1844 01:59:06,785 --> 01:59:08,370 Okay? 1845 01:59:08,454 --> 01:59:10,039 If I do this... 1846 01:59:11,415 --> 01:59:15,419 I want you to know it wouldn't be because I felt I had to... 1847 01:59:15,502 --> 01:59:18,714 or because I felt cursed or guilty or responsible or anything. 1848 01:59:18,797 --> 01:59:20,591 If I do this — 1849 01:59:23,635 --> 01:59:25,179 Shit. 1850 01:59:30,934 --> 01:59:32,728 If I do this — 1851 01:59:33,562 --> 01:59:35,272 and I mean if- 1852 01:59:37,775 --> 01:59:40,986 it's because I want to do this for you. 1853 01:59:41,737 --> 01:59:43,614 That's all. 1854 01:59:44,365 --> 01:59:45,949 For you. 1855 01:59:54,041 --> 01:59:55,793 Don't go anywhere. 1856 02:00:15,145 --> 02:00:16,730 Shit! 1857 02:00:55,811 --> 02:00:57,187 Great. 1858 02:01:00,357 --> 02:01:01,942 I'm hearing horses now. 1859 02:01:02,025 --> 02:01:04,027 Parry will be so pleased. 1860 02:01:05,279 --> 02:01:09,366 Radio personality turns screwball on mission from God. 1861 02:01:10,367 --> 02:01:14,830 I just hope when they put me away, they find me a place right next to his. 1862 02:01:19,042 --> 02:01:20,711 Okay. 1863 02:02:01,418 --> 02:02:03,253 Fuck! 1864 02:02:08,342 --> 02:02:09,843 Fuck. 1865 02:02:18,602 --> 02:02:21,230 Thank God nobody looks up in this town. 1866 02:02:49,633 --> 02:02:51,134 Shit. 1867 02:02:52,177 --> 02:02:53,679 Shit. 1868 02:04:33,737 --> 02:04:35,822 “Lannie Carmichael.” 1869 02:04:37,407 --> 02:04:39,743 “Christmas, 1932.” 1870 02:04:59,846 --> 02:05:01,723 Shit. 1871 02:05:01,807 --> 02:05:03,100 Hey. 1872 02:05:03,183 --> 02:05:05,769 Hey, come on. Wake up! 1873 02:05:13,276 --> 02:05:14,778 Christ. 1874 02:06:13,378 --> 02:06:16,173 All right, I did my side of the bargain. 1875 02:06:19,009 --> 02:06:20,552 Here's your cup. 1876 02:06:25,056 --> 02:06:27,184 You gonna wake up now? 1877 02:06:32,856 --> 02:06:34,649 [ Sighs 1 1878 02:06:35,358 --> 02:06:38,361 You want to think about it a little more. 1879 02:06:39,988 --> 02:06:41,698 Okay. 1880 02:06:43,950 --> 02:06:45,952 Take your time. 1881 02:08:04,114 --> 02:08:06,449 I had this dream, Jack. 1882 02:08:07,284 --> 02:08:09,119 I was married. 1883 02:08:10,620 --> 02:08:13,790 I was married to this beautiful woman. 1884 02:08:15,876 --> 02:08:18,044 And you were there too. 1885 02:08:21,172 --> 02:08:23,425 I really miss her, Jack. 1886 02:08:25,343 --> 02:08:27,262 Is that okay? 1887 02:08:28,972 --> 02:08:30,974 Can I miss her now? 1888 02:08:34,269 --> 02:08:35,896 Thank you. 1889 02:08:48,783 --> 02:08:51,953 N' 1890 02:09:06,259 --> 02:09:08,929 [ Parry 1 Tempo, okay? Allegro. Here we go. 1891 02:09:09,012 --> 02:09:12,223 ♪ I like New York in June ♪ 1892 02:09:12,307 --> 02:09:14,768 ♪ How about you? ♪ 1893 02:09:14,851 --> 02:09:18,146 ♪ I like a Gershwin tune ♪ 1894 02:09:18,229 --> 02:09:20,607 ♪ How about you? ♪ 1895 02:09:20,690 --> 02:09:23,360 ♪ I like a fireside ♪ 1896 02:09:23,443 --> 02:09:27,155 - ♪ When a storm is due ♪ - N 1897 02:09:27,238 --> 02:09:29,824 ♪ I like potato chips and moonlight and motor trips ♪ 1898 02:09:29,908 --> 02:09:32,786 ♪ How about you? ♪ 1899 02:09:32,869 --> 02:09:36,373 ♪ I'm mad about good books ♪ 1900 02:09:36,456 --> 02:09:39,042 N 1901 02:09:40,043 --> 02:09:42,796 Hi, sweetheart! Where you been? 1902 02:09:45,590 --> 02:09:47,175 Hey. 1903 02:09:47,258 --> 02:09:50,261 What's this face all about? Why are you crying? 1904 02:09:51,304 --> 02:09:53,139 Are you my girl? 1905 02:09:55,392 --> 02:09:57,227 Are you my girl? 1906 02:09:58,269 --> 02:10:00,105 Yes. 1907 02:10:04,567 --> 02:10:07,070 Hey. 1908 02:10:07,153 --> 02:10:08,738 Baby. 1909 02:10:09,906 --> 02:10:12,075 N' 1910 02:10:12,158 --> 02:10:14,494 ♪ Holding hands in the movie show ♪ 1911 02:10:14,577 --> 02:10:16,454 ♪ When all the lights are low ♪ 1912 02:10:16,538 --> 02:10:18,832 ♪ May not be new ♪ 1913 02:10:18,915 --> 02:10:21,251 ♪ But I like it ♪ 1914 02:10:23,420 --> 02:10:28,842 ♪ How about you? N' 1915 02:10:44,733 --> 02:10:46,401 Well? 1916 02:10:51,406 --> 02:10:53,658 What do you expect me to do? 1917 02:10:53,742 --> 02:10:55,452 Applaud? 1918 02:11:03,710 --> 02:11:06,004 What? What? 1919 02:11:06,087 --> 02:11:08,339 What'd you come here for? 1920 02:11:08,423 --> 02:11:10,800 Did you come to get the rest of your stuff? There's no more stuff, Jack. 1921 02:11:10,884 --> 02:11:13,720 It all got burned. Accidentally. 1922 02:11:19,684 --> 02:11:23,063 Jack, don't do this. Whatever the hell it is you're doing, don't do it. Okay? 1923 02:11:23,146 --> 02:11:26,191 You don't just show up here out of nowhere and then stand there like a statue... 1924 02:11:26,274 --> 02:11:28,693 and make me do all the work. 1925 02:11:28,777 --> 02:11:30,779 What did you come here for? 1926 02:11:36,117 --> 02:11:38,161 I... 1927 02:11:38,244 --> 02:11:39,954 love you, — 1928 02:11:44,667 --> 02:11:46,336 What? 1929 02:11:57,263 --> 02:11:58,807 I didn't get that. 1930 02:11:58,890 --> 02:12:01,184 Would you run it by me again? 1931 02:12:10,276 --> 02:12:12,570 I think, um — 1932 02:12:12,654 --> 02:12:13,947 Yes? 1933 02:12:14,030 --> 02:12:15,490 I realize... 1934 02:12:20,453 --> 02:12:22,163 I love you. 1935 02:12:24,541 --> 02:12:26,543 You love me? 1936 02:12:28,920 --> 02:12:30,922 [ Laughing 1 1937 02:12:41,307 --> 02:12:43,643 You son of a bitch. 1938 02:13:00,869 --> 02:13:03,538 God, what a beautiful night? 1939 02:13:06,040 --> 02:13:08,126 - Hey, look. - What? 1940 02:13:09,127 --> 02:13:10,753 They're moving. 1941 02:13:12,714 --> 02:13:14,632 Am I doing that? 1942 02:13:14,716 --> 02:13:17,177 You crazy? It's the wind. 1943 02:13:18,678 --> 02:13:20,430 [Jack Laughs 1 1944 02:13:21,598 --> 02:13:24,893 ♪ I like New York in June ♪ 1945 02:13:24,976 --> 02:13:28,229 ♪ How about you? ♪ 1946 02:13:28,313 --> 02:13:32,192 ♪ I like a Gershwin tune ♪ 1947 02:13:32,275 --> 02:13:35,069 ♪ How about you? N' 1948 02:13:44,954 --> 02:13:46,748 Christ! 1949 02:13:53,880 --> 02:13:55,506 [ Parry 1 Good night, Manhattan! 1950 02:13:55,590 --> 02:13:57,508 - Say “good night,” Jack. - Good night, Jack! 1951 02:14:17,528 --> 02:14:22,075 ♪ I like New York in June ♪ 1952 02:14:23,159 --> 02:14:26,496 ♪ How bout you? ♪ 1953 02:14:27,789 --> 02:14:32,001 ♪ I like a Gershwin tune' ♪ 1954 02:14:33,461 --> 02:14:37,340 ♪ How about you?' ♪ 1955 02:14:38,007 --> 02:14:42,595 ♪ I love a fireside ♪ 1956 02:14:42,679 --> 02:14:46,516 ♪ When a storm is due' ♪ 1957 02:14:47,642 --> 02:14:50,103 ♪ I like potato chips' ♪ 1958 02:14:50,186 --> 02:14:53,231 ♪ Moonlight and motor trips' ♪ 1959 02:14:54,023 --> 02:14:58,444 ♪ How about you?' ♪ 1960 02:14:58,528 --> 02:15:03,658 ♪ I'm mad about good books' ♪ 1961 02:15:03,741 --> 02:15:07,745 ♪ Can't get my fill' ♪ 1962 02:15:08,871 --> 02:15:13,960 ♪ And Franklin Roosevelt looks' ♪ 1963 02:15:14,043 --> 02:15:17,130 ♪ Give me a thrill' ♪ 1964 02:15:17,213 --> 02:15:21,009 ♪ Holding hands in the movie show' ♪ 1965 02:15:21,092 --> 02:15:24,178 ♪ When all the lights are low' ♪ 1966 02:15:24,262 --> 02:15:27,473 ♪ May not be new' ♪! 1967 02:15:27,557 --> 02:15:29,475 ♪ Buff 1968 02:15:29,559 --> 02:15:31,269 ♪ I like I! ♪ 1969 02:15:31,352 --> 02:15:36,274 ♪ How about you?' ♪ 1970 02:15:40,153 --> 02:15:43,990 N' 1971 02:16:20,818 --> 02:16:25,823 ♪ I'm mad about good books' ♪ 1972 02:16:25,907 --> 02:16:29,535 ♪ Can't get my fill' ♪ 1973 02:16:31,037 --> 02:16:36,167 ♪ And Franklin Roosevelt looks' ♪ 1974 02:16:36,250 --> 02:16:39,295 ♪ Give me a thrill' ♪ 1975 02:16:39,379 --> 02:16:43,132 ♪ Holding hands in the movie show' ♪ 1976 02:16:43,216 --> 02:16:46,386 ♪ When all the lights are low' ♪ 1977 02:16:46,469 --> 02:16:49,555 ♪ May not be new' ♪! 1978 02:16:49,639 --> 02:16:51,557 ♪ Buff 1979 02:16:51,641 --> 02:16:53,434 ♪ I like I! ♪ 1980 02:16:53,518 --> 02:16:56,521 ♪ How about' ♪ 1981 02:16:56,604 --> 02:16:58,606 ♪ I like I! ♪ 1982 02:16:58,689 --> 02:17:01,192 ♪ How about' ♪ 1983 02:17:01,901 --> 02:17:03,736 ♪ I like I! ♪ 1984 02:17:03,820 --> 02:17:07,907 ♪ How about' ♪ 1985 02:17:09,492 --> 02:17:12,078 ♪ YOU? N' 1986 02:17:15,832 --> 02:17:21,170 N' 141507

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