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[intro music]
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[Frank] Now, nobody's saying
the Chatsworth Estate
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is the Garden of Eden,
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but it's been a good home to us.
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To me, Frank Gallagher,
and me kids, who I'm proud of,
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cos every single one of 'em
reminds me a little of me.
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They can all think for themselves,
which they've me to thank for.
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Lip, who's a bit of a gobshite,
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which is why
nobody calls him Phillip anymore.
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Ian, lot like his mam,
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which was handy for the others
when she disappeared into thin air.
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And Carl. We daren't let him
grow his hair for two reasons.
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One, it makes it stand on end
and makes him look like Toyah.
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Two, nits love him.
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Debbie, sent by God, total angel.
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You've to check your change,
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but she'll go miles out of her way
to do you a favour.
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Plus, lickle Liam,
who's gonna be a star someday.
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Monica, the wife.
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She's back with her bird in tow.
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And we can't get shot of her.
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And the neighbours, eh... The neighbours.
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Well, what can you say?
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Well, nothing,
if you don't want your arms breaking.
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Still, nobody's perfect.
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But, all of 'em, to a man,
know first and foremost
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one of the most vital necessities
in life is:
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they know how to throw a party.
[chuckles]
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Scatter!
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[Lip] Let's face it. Blokes and women,
we want different things.
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[baby crying]
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She's not happy.
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We have totally different skills.
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Like men:
the ability to be fully entertained
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by watching footie scores on Ceefax.
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-[baby crying]
-Ian's in ours.
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Women: the ability to remember
everything ever said to 'em
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-[Lip] by anyone about anything.
-[Mandy] Hey!
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and to replay
any conversation word for word
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while you're watching
footie scores on Ceefax.
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And yet, it totally works.
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'Cos men need women.
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And women need men.
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Simple.
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Perfect in fact.
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[Mandy] Oh, go.
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There are exceptions, obviously.
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Poofs, lezzers.
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Anything for yourself in this house!
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And our Debbie, of course.
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See this?
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It's been chewed!
[Debbie screams]
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What Debbie wants or needs,
don't ask me.
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Never been able to work that one out.
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[door bumping]
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-Who the fuck are you?
-Estate agent.
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-I've got fucking rights you know.
-I'm dealing with a situation!
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An Englishman's home is his castle.
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As I've said,
Mrs Jackson has instructed us to sell.
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Any problems,
you need to ring her and discuss them.
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Go on!
Bugger off, you arse-faced little twat!
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Out on me arse.
[fingers snapping] Just like that.
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Wasn't me who walked out on her, was it?
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I did everything I could
to make the relationship work and that.
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Yeah, but it means
you're back for good, right Dad?
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I mean, where's the fucking justice, eh?
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If I'd have binned her, she'd have had me
banged to rights for half the fucking lot.
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-Yeah, except you don't own any property.
-Exactly, Phillip.
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Well that's how much
society values fathers.
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It's enough
to make you put on a pair of tights
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and join them pillocks
dressed up as Batman.
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I'm going to the fucking wall
on this one, I tell you.
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All property is theft.
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Never realised
the truth of that until today.
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Still, you're back in your rightful place.
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That's the main thing, chick.
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[suspenseful music]
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Carl! Get off me geography project!
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-What is the point of you?
-I didn't see it, did I!
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Extra strength.
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[Frank grunts and coughs]
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[Frank] Thanks, darling.
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When you moved in with Sheila,
I really missed bringing you tea.
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But then I got used to it.
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Don't tell mum, right, but I've been
saving for a Geography field trip.
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Four nights at the Wetlands Centre
in Walton on the Naze.
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Anyway, I haven't got enough saved,
so you might as well have some.
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[Debbie sorts notes]
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Thanks, kidder.
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Can sub you.
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'Til you get
some of Sheila's house money back
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through the courts and that.
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Well, it's not really about the money,
is it?
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It's more wanting to see justice.
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[Frank] Families need fathers, don't they?
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Oh!
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Wondered where you'd got to.
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I just needed a bit of down-time, love.
Moving takes it out of you.
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Oh, Frank.
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[suspenseful music]
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Plenty of TLC, that's what you need.
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[rock music on headphones]
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Hiya...
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Shane.
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[music drowns out speech]
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-Get some water!
-Water?
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To throw over the dog!
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-[men shouting]
-[dog snarling]
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Nelson! Off, Nelson! Nelson!
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Get the dog off!
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Sweet Jesus!
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No, Nelson!
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Get to your bed!
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[woman cries]
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Sorry, I thought it were business.
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-Business?
-You know, drugs.
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Not 'cos of...
I mean 'cos of him.
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[Micky] Go on! Get to your bed!
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He was attack trained.
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Started off as a police dog
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til they realised
he didn't have the temperament.
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You're a red rag to a fucking bull,
looking at him like that.
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I didn't look at him!
He came out of nowhere!
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Welcome to the neighbourhood!
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He was looking at him!
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It's Micky. Not Shane!
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[chatter]
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Out of ice. Again.
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-Well I didn't finish it, did I?
-Yeah you bloody did!
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You've been going through it
like there's a sale on.
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Because Jez told me to put
as much ice in the drinks as possible.
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Yeah, well, it's more refreshing that way.
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Christ's sake, you two! It's like working
with an old married couple.
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Ian!
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If we were married,
I'd have taught you a few manners by now.
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Oh yeah, put me over your knee, would you?
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For starters.
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-Excuse me, Mrs Maguire.
-[Karen laughs] Mrs Maguire!
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[Karen] In your dreams!
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-[Micky] Got any gear?
-[Ian grunts] Shit!
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You're um...
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You're... the dealer.
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I'm not a fucking dealer, alright?
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Right. I must...
I thought you were the other one.
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[Ian hesitates] Ones.
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I can get you some Es from behind the bar.
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Nah, you're alright.
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What d'you think of that, then?
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-[Ian] Fuckin' hell, how'd you get that?
-Bottle.
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This psycho went for Nelson in a pub
while we was off down south.
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Had a thing for dogs, y'know.
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Touch it if you want.
Feels well smooth.
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Well go on, it won't fucking bite!
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[Ian] Yeah.
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Doesn't hurt.
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[Micky] 14 stitches I had.
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Doctor said I'm lucky to be alive.
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I think we better go in here.
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-You what?
-You know, if anyone comes in.
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Fuck off! You fucking little fairy!
Fucking little pervert!
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-Do I look like a fucking poofdah?
-No, honest, you don't.
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But you do have a hard-on.
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[suspenseful music]
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-I'll see to all these then, shall I?
-[Karen] Not my turn.
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You know,
sometimes I wonder why I married you.
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Though I suppose I should be grateful
the wife's not letting herself go.
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Yeah, well I knew
when you put the ring on me finger,
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I'd have to keep up me standards.
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Plenty of girls would be happy
to be Mrs Jamie Maguire.
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Damn right.
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'Course, your mum's given it six weeks.
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Me mam's just jealous 'cos she can see
I've married the woman of my dreams.
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Nightmare, more like.
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[sighs]
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-Karen--
-So how many kids d'you want?
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-Hundreds.
-You have 'em then.
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[Debbie and Frank laughing]
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I was thinking that--
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Morning!
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-It's not normal.
-He's my dad.
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Exactly. It's high time
you got yourself a boyfriend.
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-Even Spacky Wright's not that desperate.
-Oh, piss off, Carl!
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Deb's not interested in lads,
are you Debs?
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'Course I am!
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-[Liam, singing] Debbie likes boy-oys...
-[Carl and Lip cheering]
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Leave her alone, you lot.
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-Just a late developer, aren't you Deb?
-No!
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Exactly. That's what I'm saying.
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-It's time you got yourself laid, madam.
-Mum!
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Well it's not natural, is it? A girl
her age hanging around home all the time.
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Unless, of course, you're the other way--
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You mean like you used to be before
you decided to use dad as a meal ticket?
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Hey!
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Need a bog roll.
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Dad, she's saying I shouldn't be hanging
round with you all the time.
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[Debbie] You don't think
I'm weird, do you?
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'Course not!
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Well not weird, no. Just...
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Just, like, special like, you know.
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Always has been.
Lickle Debbie.
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But she's not little anymore,
that's the point!
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-[Monica] Look at her,
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-at her age I was running a house!
-I am running the house!
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No, with your dad.
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You need to get yourself a fella, Debbie.
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[Monica] Go on, tell her, Frank.
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Yeah, just, you know...
What your mum says... She's your mum.
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Okay then. If that's what you want.
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Debs!
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[door banging]
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Normal, ribbed,
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extra strong or flavoured?
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What flavours have you got?
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Fruit cocktail, banoffee pie,
chicken balti.
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I wouldn't bother with that one.
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Just normal then.
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Five pounds 62, love.
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I haven't seen you with a lad, Debbie.
It's not that Wright boy is it?
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Spacky Wright?
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It in't, is it?
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-[Yvonne] Is it?
-No!
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It's just a lad.
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Think we've upset her.
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[dog barking]
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Y'alright?
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[upbeat music]
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[lads cheering]
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Ey, Spider, I think she fancies yer!
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-Hey, you got a girlfriend?
-No.
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We've split up!
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Ideally, I think intercourse should happen
in the context of a loving relationship.
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You what?
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You shouldn't shag someone
if you don't like 'em.
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How d'you get laid then?
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[Sighs]
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-It's my turn to bring those in.
-Well, teamwork.
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That's what married life's all about,
innit?
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Is it? I thought it was
about having someone to blame
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-when your life turns out to be shit.
-Well, that too.
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Talking of which...
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[Jamie] I realised we've been putting
the cart before the horse.
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It's time to make
an honest woman out of you.
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Karen! I'm sorry, okay?
What have I done?
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It's a big fucking joke, innit?
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Karen the bike, Karen the big laugh.
Who'd want to marry her?
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00:12:58,021 --> 00:13:00,301
[Karen] She's good for a jump
or a blowjob but that's it.
247
00:13:00,381 --> 00:13:02,501
-I'm not laughing, alright.
-I'm not joking!
248
00:13:02,581 --> 00:13:04,421
I wouldn't marry you...
249
00:13:05,620 --> 00:13:07,501
-What?
-It's not a joke.
250
00:13:08,821 --> 00:13:10,501
Will you fucking marry me?
251
00:13:16,661 --> 00:13:17,781
Why?
252
00:13:18,941 --> 00:13:20,460
[Jamie] What d'you mean, why?
253
00:13:21,460 --> 00:13:24,181
-You don't even know me, Jamie.
-Yeah, I do!
254
00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:26,261
I see you every day.
255
00:13:26,340 --> 00:13:30,581
You're the only one when I came out
of prison didn't treat me like a psycho.
256
00:13:30,661 --> 00:13:33,381
You must realise I fancy the arse off you.
257
00:13:35,061 --> 00:13:40,460
Yeah. But getting married...
258
00:13:40,541 --> 00:13:43,740
We could try, like, going on a date first.
259
00:13:43,821 --> 00:13:48,460
Fuck all that!
I've lost ten years of my life.
260
00:13:48,541 --> 00:13:50,021
I know what I want from the rest of it.
261
00:13:51,181 --> 00:13:52,381
You.
262
00:14:03,980 --> 00:14:05,740
[Frank straining]
263
00:14:05,821 --> 00:14:07,941
[suspenseful music]
264
00:14:08,860 --> 00:14:10,061
[door knocking]
265
00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:12,781
[Monica] Frank?
You alright in there, love?
266
00:14:15,220 --> 00:14:17,381
It's not your old trouble is it?
267
00:14:17,460 --> 00:14:19,421
[Monica] When did you last go?
268
00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:20,661
[Frank sighs]
269
00:14:22,421 --> 00:14:25,100
[upbeat music]
270
00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:35,581
[boy] Hey!
You shouldn't be chucking stuff in there.
271
00:14:35,661 --> 00:14:37,740
Especially if it's not biodegradable.
272
00:14:40,541 --> 00:14:42,620
-What was it? A crisp packet?
-No.
273
00:14:44,261 --> 00:14:46,340
What are you anyway? The litter police?
274
00:14:46,421 --> 00:14:48,980
-Just care about the environment.
-[Debbie] Well, good for you.
275
00:14:49,061 --> 00:14:52,181
At my old school, we helped out
with this project, clearing out the canal.
276
00:14:52,261 --> 00:14:54,661
It was totally minging,
some of the stuff we got out.
277
00:14:54,740 --> 00:14:56,941
I took all the old trollies
back to the supermarket.
278
00:14:57,021 --> 00:15:00,141
Made nearly twenty quid.
Some of 'em didn't even have wheels.
279
00:15:00,220 --> 00:15:01,701
Like, free money or what!
280
00:15:03,021 --> 00:15:04,220
Do you fancy me?
281
00:15:06,181 --> 00:15:09,181
-Yeah.
-D'you want to go out later, then?
282
00:15:09,261 --> 00:15:11,821
We could take some stuff
down to the recycling centre.
283
00:15:11,901 --> 00:15:14,141
[Debbie] After tea, half nine.
284
00:15:14,220 --> 00:15:15,141
Alright.
285
00:15:20,141 --> 00:15:23,220
[Lillian] It's not for you,
it's for the baby.
286
00:15:23,301 --> 00:15:24,860
What fucking baby?
287
00:15:24,941 --> 00:15:29,220
Everyone knows, Jez love. There's no shame
in going with a fella now and again,
288
00:15:29,301 --> 00:15:31,980
even if you are on the other bus.
289
00:15:32,061 --> 00:15:34,261
It's a surrogate pregnancy, Lillian,
290
00:15:34,340 --> 00:15:36,421
and the only thing that touched me
was a fucking turkey baster!
291
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:38,941
That baby will be out of me
and down to Swindon
292
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:41,061
before the four grand has a chance
to hit my bank account.
293
00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:43,421
So no knitwear, ta very much.
294
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:44,500
[sighs]
295
00:15:45,980 --> 00:15:50,740
You know, I thought that gauge
was loose on them needles.
296
00:16:00,380 --> 00:16:03,781
-People are gonna start talking.
-Fuck off! I'm off home, aren't I?
297
00:16:10,301 --> 00:16:11,781
Fuck off!
298
00:16:11,860 --> 00:16:13,021
[Ian chuckles]
299
00:16:21,220 --> 00:16:23,100
There's no-one in.
300
00:16:23,181 --> 00:16:26,061
[Micky] Me mam and dad
are at their Irish dancing lesson.
301
00:16:26,141 --> 00:16:27,860
[Irish trad music]
302
00:16:30,661 --> 00:16:31,860
[Ian chuckles]
303
00:16:34,421 --> 00:16:36,061
["What You Waiting For" playing]
304
00:16:49,781 --> 00:16:50,941
Nelson!
305
00:16:52,901 --> 00:16:54,500
[Ian laughing]
306
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:06,140
♪ What you waiting, what you waiting,
what you waiting, what you waiting ♪
307
00:17:06,221 --> 00:17:08,900
♪ What you waiting,
what you waiting for? ♪
308
00:17:13,180 --> 00:17:14,620
[both panting]
309
00:17:23,261 --> 00:17:24,581
[Ian kisses teeth] Sweet.
310
00:17:25,741 --> 00:17:27,021
[snorting]
311
00:17:30,261 --> 00:17:31,741
Fucking hell!
312
00:17:31,821 --> 00:17:33,940
[Ian sniffs]
313
00:17:34,021 --> 00:17:35,420
-What is it?
-Haven't even cut it yet.
314
00:17:35,501 --> 00:17:38,301
Stuff we sell round here's
mostly baby formula.
315
00:17:38,381 --> 00:17:40,701
Little Katie's probably getting
more of a buzz than the punters.
316
00:17:40,781 --> 00:17:41,981
[door opens]
317
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:45,101
Haven't seen
that new disabled sticker, have you?
318
00:17:45,180 --> 00:17:48,660
Those bastard traffic wardens
down the community centre.
319
00:17:48,741 --> 00:17:49,900
There's no messing with 'em
320
00:17:49,981 --> 00:17:52,621
and I don't want your mother
doing another stretch for GBH.
321
00:17:52,701 --> 00:17:54,341
-It's not--
-That Panamanian gear.
322
00:17:54,420 --> 00:17:56,541
Makes you sweat like a fucking pig, eh?
323
00:17:56,621 --> 00:17:57,660
[both] Yeah!
324
00:17:57,741 --> 00:18:00,021
[Paddy] Don't get a taste for it
buggerlugs, you couldn't afford it.
325
00:18:00,101 --> 00:18:01,461
[laughing]
326
00:18:04,461 --> 00:18:07,861
[Paddy] Look at youse.
Like a pair of fucking queers there!
327
00:18:07,940 --> 00:18:09,660
[door closes]
328
00:18:09,741 --> 00:18:11,621
Fuck!
329
00:18:13,420 --> 00:18:14,701
[front door opens]
330
00:18:16,581 --> 00:18:18,461
[front door closes]
331
00:18:18,541 --> 00:18:20,101
Shit!
332
00:18:22,180 --> 00:18:23,581
I haven't had a close call like that
333
00:18:23,660 --> 00:18:26,221
since me mam nearly walked in
on Nelson sucking us off.
334
00:18:27,261 --> 00:18:28,660
[Nelson panting]
335
00:18:30,501 --> 00:18:32,101
-Nelson?
-[Micky] Yeah.
336
00:18:32,180 --> 00:18:34,180
I was about 13, right.
337
00:18:34,261 --> 00:18:36,940
Dad broke both me arms
for dealing on his patch.
338
00:18:37,021 --> 00:18:40,221
I was plaster up to here
going mad for a wank.
339
00:18:40,301 --> 00:18:43,141
[Micky] I mean, how horny are you
when you're 13, hey?
340
00:18:43,221 --> 00:18:45,301
Talk about a man's best friend.
341
00:18:48,700 --> 00:18:50,180
[Spitting up]
342
00:18:50,261 --> 00:18:51,420
Excuse me.
343
00:19:04,301 --> 00:19:06,501
Debbie? Turkey dinosaurs?
344
00:19:06,581 --> 00:19:08,420
I'm off out. Got a date.
345
00:19:10,061 --> 00:19:12,141
-Fuck off! Who with?
-Luke.
346
00:19:13,141 --> 00:19:14,180
You know.
347
00:19:16,221 --> 00:19:18,261
Forget it. Anyway, I've got my key.
348
00:19:18,341 --> 00:19:20,420
[Debbie] Might not be home til late.
Or I might stay out.
349
00:19:21,101 --> 00:19:22,900
-Are you shagging him?
-Probably.
350
00:19:22,981 --> 00:19:24,381
-Debbie!
-What?
351
00:19:24,461 --> 00:19:26,101
You were all having a go at me before.
352
00:19:26,180 --> 00:19:27,900
Why shouldn't I have
a sex life like everyone else?
353
00:19:27,981 --> 00:19:29,461
It's just that, well...
354
00:19:30,741 --> 00:19:31,821
Have a word, mum.
355
00:19:31,900 --> 00:19:32,821
[sighs]
356
00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:38,101
Right,
well you could always go on the pill.
357
00:19:38,180 --> 00:19:41,461
Although if you're like me, it'll make you
retain more water than Gorton reservoir.
358
00:19:41,541 --> 00:19:44,461
But, if you're serious about this lad,
359
00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:47,541
Maybe you should put your name down early
for a council flat.
360
00:19:50,021 --> 00:19:51,141
-[Ian] Talk to her.
-Debbie!
361
00:20:00,221 --> 00:20:01,221
Go on.
362
00:20:05,781 --> 00:20:07,180
[Frank] Debbie.
363
00:20:07,261 --> 00:20:09,621
When a man and a woman...
364
00:20:11,301 --> 00:20:12,141
...come together...
365
00:20:14,221 --> 00:20:18,621
[Frank hesitates]...the union...
of two beings...
366
00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:20,700
Dad, it's no big deal.
367
00:20:20,781 --> 00:20:22,101
One, I'm gonna use a condom.
368
00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:25,821
[Debbie] There's chlamydia to think of
apart from the contraceptive issues.
369
00:20:25,900 --> 00:20:28,900
And two, with all the gymnastics
I've done, I probably have no hymen left.
370
00:20:35,461 --> 00:20:38,381
I fry the beans in the bacon fat, Karen.
That's the secret.
371
00:20:39,541 --> 00:20:40,781
It's delicious.
372
00:20:40,861 --> 00:20:42,261
[Karen] You'll have to show me how.
373
00:20:43,261 --> 00:20:45,261
[Nelson eating]
374
00:20:45,341 --> 00:20:47,861
Mam, do we have to have Nelson
licking round everywhere?
375
00:20:47,940 --> 00:20:49,621
-It's not exactly hygienic.
-[Micky] Don't start!
376
00:20:49,700 --> 00:20:52,221
-Don't talk to me about fucking Nelson.
-[Nelson whimpers]
377
00:20:53,501 --> 00:20:54,781
[Mimi] D'you like dogs, Karen?
378
00:20:56,101 --> 00:20:57,101
Yeah.
379
00:20:57,180 --> 00:20:59,261
Well, wait til the baby's born
before you think about getting one.
380
00:21:00,101 --> 00:21:01,940
[Mimi] You never know how they'll be
with a little one.
381
00:21:02,021 --> 00:21:05,221
Christ no! Do you remember taking
our Shane down for all them stitches?
382
00:21:05,301 --> 00:21:07,821
Poor, wee bastard.
Reconstructive surgery my arse!
383
00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:09,180
[All laughing]
384
00:21:09,900 --> 00:21:11,261
Fuck off!
385
00:21:13,021 --> 00:21:14,940
-Baby?
-Karen's not pregnant, mam.
386
00:21:16,660 --> 00:21:18,341
[suspenseful music]
387
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,180
We thought we'd try getting married first.
388
00:21:26,940 --> 00:21:27,821
Well...
389
00:21:28,501 --> 00:21:30,461
There's a first time for everything!
390
00:21:31,900 --> 00:21:33,861
[suspenseful music]
391
00:21:40,221 --> 00:21:41,700
[Both laughing]
392
00:21:43,981 --> 00:21:45,261
That went well...
393
00:21:45,341 --> 00:21:47,541
No. They really like you.
394
00:21:49,581 --> 00:21:51,741
Jamie, she nearly broke me fucking arm!
395
00:21:52,261 --> 00:21:53,261
[Cheering]
396
00:21:58,261 --> 00:22:00,460
That's just her way
of welcoming you into the family.
397
00:22:00,981 --> 00:22:03,141
Seriously, you were a big hit.
398
00:22:03,940 --> 00:22:05,700
-Ow!
-Sorry.
399
00:22:08,621 --> 00:22:10,061
-Better?
-No.
400
00:22:10,940 --> 00:22:12,900
[kiss]
401
00:22:21,981 --> 00:22:25,460
Do you think it's a bit weird,
us getting engaged?
402
00:22:25,541 --> 00:22:27,101
No. Look, I know my family's not exactly
403
00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:29,660
Little House on the fucking Prairie,
Karen, but...
404
00:22:29,741 --> 00:22:31,460
but I'm my own man.
405
00:22:31,541 --> 00:22:33,101
I don't mean your family.
406
00:22:34,861 --> 00:22:40,021
I mean us not having, you know... done it.
407
00:22:40,101 --> 00:22:41,781
What is it?
408
00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:45,061
-Is it me being experienced?
-No.
409
00:22:46,061 --> 00:22:48,660
I was inside for ten years.
410
00:22:48,741 --> 00:22:50,660
[sighs] Oh, that!
411
00:22:50,741 --> 00:22:53,621
-I don't mind whose bitch you were.
-No, I wasn't!
412
00:22:53,700 --> 00:22:55,660
I mean, dad warned 'em off.
413
00:22:55,741 --> 00:22:58,301
But apart from copping the odd feel
from this art therapist
414
00:22:58,381 --> 00:23:00,420
who used to visit a few years back...
415
00:23:01,660 --> 00:23:03,581
You do the maths.
416
00:23:05,261 --> 00:23:07,460
You're a virgin?
417
00:23:07,541 --> 00:23:09,180
I might as well be.
418
00:23:24,061 --> 00:23:25,061
[Jamie pants]
419
00:23:25,141 --> 00:23:26,981
I don't think it's gonna be a problem.
420
00:23:31,261 --> 00:23:33,940
[Jez] What's this? The fucking honeymoon?
421
00:23:34,021 --> 00:23:36,021
[Jez sighs] Bastard heartburn again.
422
00:23:36,101 --> 00:23:39,221
There's an all night chemist
down Birchington Lane.
423
00:23:39,301 --> 00:23:44,381
Well, I can't go in my condition, can I?
Need 12 hours sleep or I'm fit for nought!
424
00:23:46,141 --> 00:23:47,541
Don't wait up then.
425
00:23:48,940 --> 00:23:51,061
[loud belch]
426
00:24:09,261 --> 00:24:10,541
[Debbie] You're late.
427
00:24:12,101 --> 00:24:16,420
Only 2 minutes. Well, 1 minute 40 seconds,
if you're counting.
428
00:24:20,221 --> 00:24:21,541
Nice.
429
00:24:23,981 --> 00:24:27,180
So, what were you thinking we'd do then?
430
00:24:35,101 --> 00:24:37,940
It's alright. I want to.
431
00:24:39,501 --> 00:24:42,061
What's up? Are you gay?
432
00:24:42,141 --> 00:24:44,861
No! It's not... It's not that.
433
00:24:44,940 --> 00:24:48,021
-I thought you fancied me.
-I do.
434
00:24:49,021 --> 00:24:50,420
I've brought my own.
435
00:24:52,381 --> 00:24:53,861
What is it?
436
00:24:53,940 --> 00:24:55,221
[Debbie] What is it, Luke?
437
00:24:55,301 --> 00:24:57,221
[Luke] There's something
you need to know about me.
438
00:24:57,301 --> 00:25:00,101
[Debbie] Oh no. Get off!
Leave me alone!
439
00:25:00,180 --> 00:25:03,460
[Luke] Debbie!
Debbie, come back, will ye?
440
00:25:03,541 --> 00:25:04,501
[Luke] Debbie!
441
00:25:09,541 --> 00:25:11,220
Debbie!
442
00:25:21,061 --> 00:25:24,101
[suspenseful music]
443
00:25:40,781 --> 00:25:42,301
Morning.
444
00:25:42,381 --> 00:25:43,501
Hiya.
445
00:25:46,301 --> 00:25:48,261
What you doing up so early?
446
00:25:48,341 --> 00:25:49,501
You know.
447
00:25:51,301 --> 00:25:53,900
I haven't been back since last night.
448
00:25:56,501 --> 00:25:57,741
Luke...
449
00:26:00,021 --> 00:26:04,420
-I've been having sex with Luke.
-[Car crashing]
450
00:26:05,381 --> 00:26:06,621
What were it like?
451
00:26:08,101 --> 00:26:08,940
Yeah, great!
452
00:26:09,021 --> 00:26:11,621
-[Debbie] It was great.
-Was it?
453
00:26:11,700 --> 00:26:13,061
How many times?
454
00:26:14,660 --> 00:26:16,781
About five or six?
455
00:26:27,341 --> 00:26:28,341
Morning.
456
00:26:39,101 --> 00:26:42,101
-Hey! Don't fucking do that!
-I'm sorry.
457
00:26:44,180 --> 00:26:45,341
[howling]
458
00:26:46,141 --> 00:26:49,621
It really is a bit risky here, Micky.
You know.
459
00:26:49,700 --> 00:26:51,261
Oh, okay.
460
00:26:54,220 --> 00:26:55,781
Came to bring you this.
461
00:26:55,861 --> 00:26:58,541
-An iPod? You didn't buy it, did you?
-Yeah.
462
00:26:58,621 --> 00:27:01,101
From our Shane.
He knocked a lorry off last Thursday.
463
00:27:01,180 --> 00:27:03,341
Oh. Cheers.
464
00:27:09,460 --> 00:27:13,220
-Maybe see you after work then.
-Yeah, maybe.
465
00:27:17,460 --> 00:27:18,621
Fuck off then!
466
00:27:22,940 --> 00:27:26,220
[suspenseful music]
467
00:27:43,541 --> 00:27:47,021
[Frank sings] Sunrise, sunset
468
00:27:47,101 --> 00:27:50,621
Sunrise, sunset
469
00:27:50,700 --> 00:27:54,021
Swiftly through the days
470
00:27:54,101 --> 00:27:58,781
Seedlings turn overnight to sunflowers
471
00:27:58,861 --> 00:28:01,021
-It is normal, Frank.
-What is?
472
00:28:01,101 --> 00:28:03,180
Debbie getting laid.
473
00:28:03,261 --> 00:28:05,501
-[Mandy] Well it is.
-Who's the lad, do you know?
474
00:28:05,581 --> 00:28:08,141
Luke something or other.
475
00:28:08,220 --> 00:28:09,660
Moved in across there.
476
00:28:09,741 --> 00:28:12,781
-The coloured family?
-You can't say coloured nowadays.
477
00:28:12,861 --> 00:28:15,940
-What are you supposed to call them?
-Them?
478
00:28:16,021 --> 00:28:19,660
-Afro-caribbean.
-[Carol] Oh, give over. Who says that?
479
00:28:19,741 --> 00:28:22,301
Anyway, you must've got
the wrong end of the stick.
480
00:28:22,381 --> 00:28:25,541
I know that lot from when I lived
over on the Welby.
481
00:28:25,621 --> 00:28:26,541
[Carol] The Newmans.
482
00:28:26,621 --> 00:28:29,660
Well, I'd be very surprised
if Debbie's carrying on with their son.
483
00:28:29,741 --> 00:28:32,781
-Why's that, then?
-They're religious.
484
00:28:32,861 --> 00:28:36,501
-[bell tolls]
-[Carol] 12th Day Reform Pentecostalists.
485
00:28:36,581 --> 00:28:39,541
[Carol] I dabbled a bit meself
a while back, but it wasn't for me.
486
00:28:39,621 --> 00:28:43,341
[groaning] Not the fucking God squad!
487
00:28:43,420 --> 00:28:46,061
Fifty percent of your income
to the church.
488
00:28:49,180 --> 00:28:51,021
-[Carol] Strictly no sex before marriage.
-Thank you.
489
00:28:51,101 --> 00:28:53,621
So if Debbie's set her cap
at young Whatsisface,
490
00:28:53,700 --> 00:28:56,621
they'll have her down the aisle
before you can say Jack Robinson.
491
00:28:56,700 --> 00:28:59,141
Fifty fucking percent!
492
00:28:59,220 --> 00:29:03,261
Worse than the fucking Catholics!
Worse than the fucking Christians!
493
00:29:03,341 --> 00:29:06,061
-Catholics are Christians.
-Oh, fuck off!
494
00:29:06,141 --> 00:29:08,541
-Pound of fucking flesh.
-[Mandy] Frank! Debbie likes this lad.
495
00:29:08,621 --> 00:29:10,741
What good are you doing
laying down the law to his mum and dad?
496
00:29:10,821 --> 00:29:14,341
-She's got a point.
-Oh, excuse me. This is my daughter!
497
00:29:14,420 --> 00:29:16,460
[Frank] Every father's worst nightmare!
498
00:29:16,541 --> 00:29:20,261
"Dad, meet my boyfriend,
the Reverend fucking chisel arse."
499
00:29:20,341 --> 00:29:21,660
He can fuck off!
500
00:29:24,700 --> 00:29:25,541
[shouts] Dad!
501
00:29:31,420 --> 00:29:33,501
[lads laughing]
502
00:29:33,581 --> 00:29:34,861
[lad] Ey!
503
00:29:34,940 --> 00:29:38,141
-Pointy tits. Fancy a shag or what?
-Yeah.
504
00:29:39,541 --> 00:29:41,141
I said yeah!
505
00:29:41,220 --> 00:29:43,861
Nah, sorry. Don't do donations to charity.
506
00:29:43,940 --> 00:29:45,180
[lads laugh]
507
00:29:47,301 --> 00:29:48,581
Tonight?
508
00:29:48,660 --> 00:29:50,541
I know it's a bit previous,
but I thought it'd be nice
509
00:29:50,621 --> 00:29:53,180
for you to meet
some of the extended family.
510
00:29:53,261 --> 00:29:57,180
And if your future mother-in-law
can't give you a hen-do, who can?
511
00:29:59,180 --> 00:30:01,861
'Course it might not be
your cup of tea.
512
00:30:01,940 --> 00:30:03,180
No! It's just--
513
00:30:03,261 --> 00:30:06,381
It's just
I know our Jamie's keen for us to get on.
514
00:30:08,061 --> 00:30:11,460
Yeah. I'd love to.
It's really nice of you, Mimi.
515
00:30:11,541 --> 00:30:13,180
Just had an arrangement.
516
00:30:15,261 --> 00:30:17,261
Which I'll rearrange, obviously.
517
00:30:17,341 --> 00:30:18,821
[Mimi chuckles]
518
00:30:18,900 --> 00:30:21,660
[Mimi] You see, Karen love.
It's true what they say.
519
00:30:21,741 --> 00:30:24,220
A son's a son til he gets a wife.
520
00:30:24,301 --> 00:30:27,141
A daughter-in-law's yours
for all of her life!
521
00:30:30,301 --> 00:30:32,940
Still on to fuck
yer brains out tonight?
522
00:30:33,021 --> 00:30:34,741
Your mum's just asked me out,
as it happens.
523
00:30:34,821 --> 00:30:37,061
Oh, it's not going to be
an all-nighter, is it?
524
00:30:37,141 --> 00:30:40,180
-Hope not!
-Christ! Me too.
525
00:30:40,261 --> 00:30:42,821
You see, I told you she liked you.
526
00:30:42,900 --> 00:30:44,301
You're just paranoid.
527
00:30:45,980 --> 00:30:47,660
[Mr Newman] So, Mr Gallagher...
528
00:30:47,741 --> 00:30:50,501
You're concerned
about my son seeing your daughter.
529
00:30:50,581 --> 00:30:54,660
[Mrs Newman] Is this true, Luke?
You've been... courting this girl?
530
00:30:54,741 --> 00:30:59,460
-No, not courting. Just, kind of--
-Can I speak, please?
531
00:30:59,541 --> 00:31:02,341
My concern... Erm...
532
00:31:02,420 --> 00:31:04,781
If I can put it this way is...
533
00:31:07,021 --> 00:31:07,861
Lifestyle.
534
00:31:09,381 --> 00:31:11,541
Uh... lifestyle?
535
00:31:11,621 --> 00:31:13,581
Debbie's lifestyle.
536
00:31:15,541 --> 00:31:16,660
She's...
537
00:31:18,861 --> 00:31:21,061
Well, let me put it like this:
538
00:31:21,141 --> 00:31:23,781
I wouldn't be that keen
on any son of mine...
539
00:31:23,861 --> 00:31:25,501
[Frank] Hanging around with her.
540
00:31:25,581 --> 00:31:28,460
I'm not sure I catch your drift,
Mr Gallagher.
541
00:31:28,541 --> 00:31:30,061
She's a...
542
00:31:30,141 --> 00:31:33,821
[Frank sighs] It's a terrible thing
to have to say about your own daughter.
543
00:31:35,460 --> 00:31:36,821
But...
544
00:31:36,900 --> 00:31:37,900
To be honest...
545
00:31:39,261 --> 00:31:40,420
She likes to...
546
00:31:41,541 --> 00:31:42,541
To...
547
00:31:45,261 --> 00:31:46,900
Samson and Delilah.
548
00:31:46,980 --> 00:31:48,700
[Frank] Jason and the Argonauts.
549
00:31:48,781 --> 00:31:51,460
[Frank] Sort of Jezebel!
550
00:31:51,541 --> 00:31:55,220
[Frank] Yeah. Yeah.
She is a Jezebel, through and through.
551
00:31:55,301 --> 00:31:56,581
In't she, Phillip?
552
00:31:57,501 --> 00:31:59,341
Um...
553
00:31:59,420 --> 00:32:00,420
Uh-huh.
554
00:32:00,501 --> 00:32:02,660
[Frank] I'd have him checked out
if I was you.
555
00:32:10,660 --> 00:32:12,341
[Mr Newman kisses his teeth]
556
00:32:13,581 --> 00:32:18,141
-[Frank] Should listen then, shouldn't ya.
-"Jezebel through and through". Nice one.
557
00:32:18,220 --> 00:32:19,900
Well, it worked, didn't it?
558
00:32:20,460 --> 00:32:23,180
Lad won't touch her
with a fucking barge pole from now on.
559
00:32:23,261 --> 00:32:25,900
Or 50% of a fucking barge pole!
560
00:32:27,660 --> 00:32:30,180
-[Debbie, groaning] Lip...
-[Lip] State of you!
561
00:32:30,940 --> 00:32:32,381
I still feel a bit sick, actually.
562
00:32:32,980 --> 00:32:33,861
[Debbie groans]
563
00:32:33,940 --> 00:32:36,141
[Lip] Whate are you doing
going on the lash?
564
00:32:36,220 --> 00:32:37,900
[Lip] You're supposed to be at school.
565
00:32:38,581 --> 00:32:39,821
Spider and his mates seen me.
566
00:32:40,581 --> 00:32:41,700
Spider?
567
00:32:41,781 --> 00:32:44,061
[Debbie] You don't think
that's his real name, do you?
568
00:32:44,141 --> 00:32:45,101
[Debbie groans]
569
00:32:45,180 --> 00:32:47,700
-I don't think I can go to school again.
-Why not?
570
00:32:48,341 --> 00:32:50,141
What's been going on
with you and this Spider lad?
571
00:32:50,220 --> 00:32:51,301
Nothing.
572
00:32:51,381 --> 00:32:53,900
That's what's been going on, right?
Absolutely nothing.
573
00:32:54,740 --> 00:32:56,220
[Lip] I don't get it, Debs.
574
00:32:56,301 --> 00:32:58,861
[Lip] I thought all you were into was Luke
five minutes back.
575
00:32:58,940 --> 00:33:00,061
Luke's lovely...
576
00:33:00,581 --> 00:33:01,740
But he wouldn't do it with me, either.
577
00:33:02,940 --> 00:33:04,261
[Debbie] "God says it's wrong."
578
00:33:04,861 --> 00:33:06,101
No-one wants me, Lip.
579
00:33:06,180 --> 00:33:09,021
-You mean you haven't shagged him?
-I told you, he wouldn't.
580
00:33:09,781 --> 00:33:11,900
[Debbie] Said: "God might see us
and smite "us down.
581
00:33:14,101 --> 00:33:15,341
And I tried to do it with Spider
582
00:33:15,420 --> 00:33:17,581
so you and mum
and everyone couldn't get at me anymore
583
00:33:18,460 --> 00:33:20,740
[Debbie] but he just laughed at me.
It was horrible.
584
00:33:21,660 --> 00:33:22,541
[Debbie sighs]
585
00:33:23,141 --> 00:33:24,141
[Debbie groans]
586
00:33:25,861 --> 00:33:27,061
[Debbie groans]
587
00:33:27,141 --> 00:33:28,220
[Door knocks]
588
00:33:29,980 --> 00:33:30,940
Yeah, just...
589
00:33:31,541 --> 00:33:32,460
Just live and learn, Deb.
590
00:33:33,180 --> 00:33:37,141
[Frank chucles] This whole business
is 90% fiction and 10% friction.
591
00:33:37,861 --> 00:33:39,261
[Debbie groans]
592
00:33:41,700 --> 00:33:44,220
Hello, Mr Gallagher.
I wanted to see Debbie.
593
00:33:49,220 --> 00:33:50,621
-Hiya.
-Hiya.
594
00:33:51,781 --> 00:33:53,940
I just wanted to say, you know,
595
00:33:54,821 --> 00:33:55,821
I understand.
596
00:33:56,861 --> 00:33:58,460
About you being a bit of a slag.
597
00:33:59,740 --> 00:34:01,541
[Luke] It's probably
low self-esteem and that.
598
00:34:05,301 --> 00:34:08,581
[upbeat music]
599
00:34:20,061 --> 00:34:20,901
Hiya!
600
00:34:22,581 --> 00:34:24,300
I missed yer, did you miss me?
601
00:34:25,501 --> 00:34:28,541
-What are they?
-I got 'em from the travel agent.
602
00:34:28,621 --> 00:34:30,740
Thought we might get away together.
603
00:34:30,820 --> 00:34:32,780
Mykonos, Ibiza...
604
00:34:32,860 --> 00:34:34,061
Are you fucking mental?
605
00:34:34,141 --> 00:34:37,901
-We could go off season.
-I'm not going on holiday with ya.
606
00:34:39,901 --> 00:34:42,340
I don't want to...
607
00:34:42,421 --> 00:34:44,220
You know...
608
00:34:44,300 --> 00:34:46,541
Go out with ya.
609
00:34:46,621 --> 00:34:47,860
[Ian] Alright?
610
00:34:47,941 --> 00:34:49,901
Is it because
of what I told you about Nelson?
611
00:34:49,981 --> 00:34:51,621
No!
612
00:34:51,700 --> 00:34:52,901
It's just...
613
00:34:54,381 --> 00:34:56,061
Look.
614
00:34:56,141 --> 00:34:59,421
It were good.
But it's not gonna carry on.
615
00:34:59,501 --> 00:35:02,581
I mean, you, me,
616
00:35:02,661 --> 00:35:05,621
we'd be dead meat if anyone finds out,
you know we would.
617
00:35:09,501 --> 00:35:11,461
-But I love ya.
-Oh, fucking hell.
618
00:35:11,541 --> 00:35:12,741
-No you don't.
-[Micky] I do!
619
00:35:12,820 --> 00:35:16,261
All these fucking... feelings.
620
00:35:16,340 --> 00:35:17,621
[Micky]
You're the only one who understands.
621
00:35:17,701 --> 00:35:18,941
I don't.
622
00:35:19,021 --> 00:35:21,261
-Honest, I don't.
-I fucking love ya.
623
00:35:25,141 --> 00:35:27,421
[menacing music]
624
00:35:27,501 --> 00:35:29,860
And if it takes telling
me mam and dad about us,
625
00:35:29,941 --> 00:35:32,101
how I feel, that's what I'm gonna do.
626
00:35:32,181 --> 00:35:34,621
-What d'you mean?
-I'm gonna tell them how I feel!
627
00:35:34,701 --> 00:35:36,021
Micky!
628
00:35:36,941 --> 00:35:38,820
Mam, dad,
629
00:35:38,901 --> 00:35:41,541
I've got something to tell you
and it's not something I'm ashamed of.
630
00:35:41,621 --> 00:35:43,621
-[Micky] In fact, I'm proud.
-[door opening]
631
00:35:43,701 --> 00:35:45,780
He taught Nelson to suck his cock!
632
00:35:45,860 --> 00:35:48,820
[suspenseful music]
633
00:35:52,421 --> 00:35:54,221
Alright?
634
00:35:54,300 --> 00:35:55,941
-See you later.
-[Mandy] Hey?
635
00:35:56,981 --> 00:35:58,860
-Hen-do!
-Hen-do?
636
00:35:59,820 --> 00:36:00,860
[Micky crying]
637
00:36:05,221 --> 00:36:06,381
Mimi?
638
00:36:11,901 --> 00:36:14,820
Calm down, Micky! I'll have Nelson here
til it all blows over, right.
639
00:36:14,901 --> 00:36:17,421
-Bad choice of words.
-Fuck off, you freak--
640
00:36:17,501 --> 00:36:19,661
-[Mandy] Enough!
-What d'you fucking mean?
641
00:36:19,741 --> 00:36:23,541
[Mandy] I said enough! Unless you want me
to take him back next door.
642
00:36:23,621 --> 00:36:26,221
My dad says
he's gonna have Nelson put down.
643
00:36:26,300 --> 00:36:29,701
You know what he means to me,
you fucking cunt!
644
00:36:32,261 --> 00:36:33,981
I fucking hate you!
645
00:36:38,820 --> 00:36:40,461
[Nelson pants]
646
00:36:40,541 --> 00:36:42,981
-What's all that about?
-[All] Don't ask!
647
00:36:46,860 --> 00:36:49,421
Wind changes, you'll stay like that.
648
00:36:49,501 --> 00:36:51,101
-[Debbie chuckles]
-[Monica chuckles]
649
00:36:54,941 --> 00:36:56,300
[Mimi] Right, this is the plan.
650
00:36:56,380 --> 00:36:59,221
Security's here. Mickey Mouse.
One bloke doing the rounds.
651
00:36:59,300 --> 00:37:02,340
Back's forceable, few Yales, that's it.
652
00:37:02,421 --> 00:37:03,981
Marlene'll drive down.
653
00:37:04,061 --> 00:37:06,021
Hang on. Is this...
654
00:37:06,101 --> 00:37:08,021
We're not going on a raid are we?
655
00:37:08,101 --> 00:37:10,221
Bit of business and pleasure, Karen love.
656
00:37:10,300 --> 00:37:12,820
[Mimi]
Few gross of digital foot massagers.
657
00:37:12,901 --> 00:37:14,981
Right. Me and Marlene are in
658
00:37:15,061 --> 00:37:17,820
while sugartits here
gets it on with the security bastard.
659
00:37:17,901 --> 00:37:21,741
Wham, bam, thank you, mam!
In and out twenty, tops.
660
00:37:21,820 --> 00:37:24,181
Are you saying you want me to cop off
with the security guard?
661
00:37:24,261 --> 00:37:25,941
It's nothing you haven't done before,
is it?
662
00:37:26,021 --> 00:37:28,981
No, but why does it have to be me?
663
00:37:30,860 --> 00:37:32,300
[menacing music]
664
00:37:35,741 --> 00:37:38,820
I'm engaged, Mimi. To your son.
665
00:37:38,901 --> 00:37:41,141
It'll be our little secret, Karen love.
666
00:37:41,221 --> 00:37:44,501
[Mimi] Men can be a bit funny
about that sort of thing.
667
00:37:44,581 --> 00:37:48,581
Right, ladies.
Let's go. Eight o'clock shift change.
668
00:37:48,661 --> 00:37:50,941
[woman] It's taking us four hours
to get out of the fucking van.
669
00:37:51,741 --> 00:37:54,221
[suspenseful music]
670
00:37:55,581 --> 00:37:57,261
Right. Are we ready?
671
00:37:59,661 --> 00:38:02,221
No calls till the job's done.
672
00:38:02,300 --> 00:38:05,221
Cops can trace records. Go on!
673
00:38:07,461 --> 00:38:10,261
[suspenseful music]
674
00:38:18,101 --> 00:38:19,941
Debbie.
675
00:38:20,021 --> 00:38:21,820
[Mandy]
You know, if this lad really likes you,
676
00:38:21,901 --> 00:38:23,421
he won't care what anyone says.
677
00:38:23,501 --> 00:38:25,741
-What? If I'm a slapper, you mean?
-No.
678
00:38:26,901 --> 00:38:29,941
Listen to me. That's a bloke's word.
679
00:38:30,021 --> 00:38:31,461
It's a bloke's fucking hang up.
680
00:38:31,541 --> 00:38:33,780
Doesn't matter what you do
or who you're doing it with.
681
00:38:33,860 --> 00:38:37,221
-As long as you're having a good time, ok?
-I haven't done anything!
682
00:38:37,300 --> 00:38:39,421
Not that it's for lack of trying.
683
00:38:39,501 --> 00:38:43,820
There's no rush, Debs.
It's always crap to start off.
684
00:38:43,901 --> 00:38:46,421
Thing to do is to get a lad
and train him up.
685
00:38:46,501 --> 00:38:48,461
This one that you like?
686
00:38:48,541 --> 00:38:51,581
Luke. He's religious. Dead religious.
687
00:38:51,661 --> 00:38:53,581
His parents are, you mean.
688
00:38:53,661 --> 00:38:55,221
[Mandy] He's a 15 year old lad.
689
00:38:55,300 --> 00:38:59,621
Choice between you and Jesus?
No contest!
690
00:38:59,701 --> 00:39:04,101
[Mandy] I mean that beard's minging
for a start and there's the sandals.
691
00:39:04,181 --> 00:39:06,061
Anyway, your hair's better.
692
00:39:07,380 --> 00:39:09,300
It's gonna take more
than your dad and Lip going round
693
00:39:09,380 --> 00:39:12,141
telling tall tales
to his mum and dad to put him off.
694
00:39:12,221 --> 00:39:13,581
Dad and Lip?
695
00:39:13,661 --> 00:39:15,780
Yeah, you know,
saying you're a loose woman.
696
00:39:15,860 --> 00:39:18,820
But, I thought it were Spider.
697
00:39:18,901 --> 00:39:20,141
Dad and Lip?
698
00:39:25,860 --> 00:39:28,901
-Who are you?
-Pizza.
699
00:39:28,981 --> 00:39:31,701
Can't believe I actually forgot the pizza.
700
00:39:32,860 --> 00:39:34,501
[Karen] It's me first night.
701
00:39:35,421 --> 00:39:39,421
Yeah but, like I said,
I hadn't ordered any pizza.
702
00:39:40,581 --> 00:39:43,820
That's alright then. I might keep my job.
703
00:39:47,101 --> 00:39:51,061
-So it's just you on your own then is it?
-Yeah. Nobby no mates.
704
00:39:53,380 --> 00:39:55,461
Nobby.
705
00:39:55,541 --> 00:39:57,901
Yeah. Just a figure of speech.
706
00:40:00,181 --> 00:40:03,141
You and nobby... up for a bit of fun?
707
00:40:06,141 --> 00:40:09,421
Alright, steady on.
Steady on, Deb. It's just one lickle...
708
00:40:09,501 --> 00:40:13,021
Sticks and stones may hurt my bones but,
709
00:40:13,101 --> 00:40:15,941
but I did it for all the right reasons.
710
00:40:16,021 --> 00:40:17,621
-You know, to protect ya.
-Protect me?
711
00:40:17,701 --> 00:40:20,340
Flesh of my flesh.
712
00:40:20,421 --> 00:40:22,421
Protect your young. Born free.
713
00:40:22,501 --> 00:40:25,941
All that. They're not
your standard happy clappers, Deb.
714
00:40:26,021 --> 00:40:28,221
They take fifty percent.
715
00:40:28,300 --> 00:40:30,661
Half... Of your money!
716
00:40:30,741 --> 00:40:33,340
I haven't got any money.
717
00:40:33,421 --> 00:40:36,101
Yeah but it's the principle
of the thing, innit?
718
00:40:36,181 --> 00:40:39,621
One of you better have some bloody money
to pay for these laxatives.
719
00:40:40,421 --> 00:40:41,780
[Debbie] You say it's to protect
your young, right?
720
00:40:41,860 --> 00:40:43,701
But you haven't, have you?
721
00:40:43,780 --> 00:40:46,380
'Cos I really liked Luke
and now he thinks I'm a slapper.
722
00:40:46,461 --> 00:40:48,101
[Debbie] And mum and everyone.
723
00:40:48,181 --> 00:40:50,261
You've been on their side,
saying I should do it.
724
00:40:50,340 --> 00:40:53,581
When it turns out you don't even care
about that. You don't care about me.
725
00:40:53,661 --> 00:40:56,701
All you care about is your bloody money!
You're useless, you!
726
00:40:56,780 --> 00:40:59,021
[Frank] Debbie! Debbie! Debbie!
727
00:40:59,101 --> 00:41:00,181
[Frank] Please, love.
728
00:41:02,541 --> 00:41:03,541
I'm...
729
00:41:06,741 --> 00:41:07,661
Fuck. What can I do?
730
00:41:08,581 --> 00:41:09,541
[Frank] I'll do anything.
731
00:41:10,941 --> 00:41:11,860
[Frank] Come on, you name it.
732
00:41:12,981 --> 00:41:14,300
[Frank] I'm begging ya.
733
00:41:14,380 --> 00:41:17,340
I am a proud man and I'm begging ya.
734
00:41:18,380 --> 00:41:19,340
Money.
735
00:41:19,421 --> 00:41:20,541
[scary music]
736
00:41:20,621 --> 00:41:23,541
I want 120 quid for the trip
to Walton on the Naze.
737
00:41:23,621 --> 00:41:25,741
And some for spends.
Then we can talk.
738
00:41:26,701 --> 00:41:29,101
[suspenseful music]
739
00:41:30,300 --> 00:41:32,141
-[Frank pants]
-[door opens]
740
00:41:32,221 --> 00:41:35,061
-Fuck.
-[stomach rumbling]
741
00:41:36,501 --> 00:41:37,941
[strains] Oh fuck.
742
00:41:38,581 --> 00:41:41,461
[upbeat music]
743
00:41:58,340 --> 00:41:59,621
[breathing heavily]
744
00:42:11,061 --> 00:42:12,941
[groans]
745
00:42:15,981 --> 00:42:17,701
[moaning]
746
00:42:20,541 --> 00:42:24,541
Our Jamie's gonna fucking love this.
747
00:42:25,541 --> 00:42:28,780
[moaning] Oh fucking hell!
748
00:42:29,820 --> 00:42:32,901
-[man moans]
-Smile for the camera, Karen!
749
00:42:37,661 --> 00:42:39,021
Alright, Mimi?
750
00:42:41,101 --> 00:42:42,541
[man breathes heavily]
751
00:42:44,701 --> 00:42:47,380
[man] Hey! Tell your friend
she can join in and all.
752
00:42:49,581 --> 00:42:52,061
[suspenseful music]
753
00:42:54,661 --> 00:42:57,701
As you can see, this is the living room,
kitchen, en suite.
754
00:42:59,901 --> 00:43:00,981
This is the bedroom.
755
00:43:01,860 --> 00:43:04,300
-The bathroom.
-[Frank groans in relief]
756
00:43:04,380 --> 00:43:09,901
Yes! The eagle has fucking landed!
757
00:43:28,340 --> 00:43:29,860
There's 200 quid.
758
00:43:30,941 --> 00:43:32,900
That do you?
759
00:43:32,981 --> 00:43:34,380
[Frank] Pound of flesh?
760
00:43:35,941 --> 00:43:39,461
-Where'd you get it?
-Me to know, Deb. Ways and means.
761
00:43:39,541 --> 00:43:42,181
...240... 250.
762
00:43:42,261 --> 00:43:45,461
That is a one-off, alright?
No more guest appearances.
763
00:43:45,541 --> 00:43:49,380
Gentlemen's agreement, Marlon.
Won't see hid nor hair from now on.
764
00:43:49,461 --> 00:43:51,380
They were gonna make
a fucking offer you know.
765
00:43:53,621 --> 00:43:54,581
Debbie, love.
766
00:43:57,621 --> 00:43:58,941
Everything alright?
767
00:43:59,900 --> 00:44:01,181
He's all yours.
768
00:44:02,141 --> 00:44:03,421
[door closes]
769
00:44:05,300 --> 00:44:07,661
[sad music]
770
00:44:44,621 --> 00:44:45,820
Fuck.
771
00:44:49,860 --> 00:44:50,701
Hello.
772
00:44:52,860 --> 00:44:55,621
-Good night?
-Yeah, good.
773
00:44:55,701 --> 00:44:57,261
Really good.
774
00:45:05,581 --> 00:45:06,820
Is this okay?
775
00:45:14,221 --> 00:45:15,461
Try...
776
00:45:29,021 --> 00:45:30,221
[pans clattering]
777
00:45:33,501 --> 00:45:37,421
Done you some sandwiches.
It's a long way to uh...
778
00:45:37,501 --> 00:45:38,741
[Both] Walton on the Naze.
779
00:45:38,820 --> 00:45:40,941
-[Lip] Maze, Naze. Whatever.
-[Debbie chuckles]
780
00:45:41,021 --> 00:45:43,101
[Lip] Anyway. [Lip grunts]
781
00:45:43,181 --> 00:45:44,701
[Debbie laughs]
782
00:45:44,780 --> 00:45:48,621
No egg. Just cheese and pickle.
783
00:45:48,701 --> 00:45:50,541
Don't want any teasing
on the coach, do we?
784
00:45:50,621 --> 00:45:52,221
-Who's let one go?
-Who's dropped one?
785
00:45:52,300 --> 00:45:53,421
[Debbie laughs]
786
00:45:54,780 --> 00:45:57,421
-[Lip] Stinker!
-[Debbie] That's for saying I'm a slapper!
787
00:45:57,501 --> 00:45:58,941
See ya later.
788
00:46:02,661 --> 00:46:06,141
[Lip] Sigmund Freud, right.
Father of modern psychoanalysis.
789
00:46:06,221 --> 00:46:08,941
Inventor of penis envy
and all that bollocks.
790
00:46:09,021 --> 00:46:11,900
Said he never worked out
what it is a woman truly wants.
791
00:46:11,981 --> 00:46:14,741
In men's case,
he reckoned it was down to two things:
792
00:46:14,820 --> 00:46:16,541
Work and love.
793
00:46:16,621 --> 00:46:18,181
Obviously he never met me dad.
794
00:46:18,261 --> 00:46:19,581
[Debbie] So what did you tell 'em then?
795
00:46:19,661 --> 00:46:22,661
-[Lip] As for our Debbie, well...
-[Luke] Same as you. Walton on the Naze.
796
00:46:22,741 --> 00:46:25,981
-Said it was a gospel camp.
-Gospel camp?
797
00:46:26,061 --> 00:46:29,340
-Piss off!
-In't it one of the commandments or some?
798
00:46:29,421 --> 00:46:30,941
[Laughing] Stop! Get off!
799
00:46:31,021 --> 00:46:33,300
-[Luke laughs]
-Such a weakling!
800
00:46:34,421 --> 00:46:36,101
I'm letting you win!
801
00:46:36,181 --> 00:46:38,380
[both laughs]
802
00:46:40,541 --> 00:46:43,461
[Lip] Turns out our Debbie's
not that different after all.
803
00:46:43,541 --> 00:46:48,461
Like most women, what she wants is love,
work, and her own fucking way.
804
00:46:48,541 --> 00:46:50,981
[Debbie laughs]
805
00:46:52,421 --> 00:46:54,101
[moaning]
806
00:46:54,941 --> 00:46:55,860
What have you done?
807
00:46:55,941 --> 00:46:58,141
I am not answerable to you!
808
00:46:58,221 --> 00:47:00,101
Hiya, Frank. D'you wanna earn some cash?
809
00:47:00,181 --> 00:47:03,221
You're a one man fucking enigma machine,
Shane. D'you know that?
810
00:47:03,300 --> 00:47:04,860
[Shane] Bye bye, Frank!
811
00:47:04,941 --> 00:47:05,941
Party!
812
00:47:06,021 --> 00:47:07,581
Get on the ground, all of you!
813
00:47:07,661 --> 00:47:09,541
I love the way her nostrils flare
when she gets pumped.
814
00:47:09,621 --> 00:47:10,741
[Tom] Have you noticed that?
815
00:47:10,820 --> 00:47:13,541
We should be on each other's side, Tom.
816
00:47:13,621 --> 00:47:16,621
I fucking hate her.
She's spoiling it for everyone.
817
00:47:16,701 --> 00:47:18,141
[Moaning]
818
00:47:18,221 --> 00:47:20,661
[upbeat music]
819
00:48:02,380 --> 00:48:04,101
[Micky weeping]
820
00:48:09,900 --> 00:48:11,581
[man crying]
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