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[Frank] Now, nobody's saying
the Chatsworth Estate
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is the Garden of Eden,
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but it's been a good home to us.
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To me, Frank Gallagher,
and me kids, who I'm proud of,
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cos every single one of 'em
reminds me a little of me.
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They can all think for themselves,
which they've me to thank for.
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Lip, who's a bit of a gobshite,
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which is why
nobody calls him Phillip anymore.
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Ian, lot like his mam,
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which was handy for the others
when she disappeared into thin air.
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And Carl. We daren't let him
grow his hair for two reasons.
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One, it makes it stand on end
and makes him look like Toyah.
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Two, nits love him.
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Debbie, sent by God, total angel.
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You've to check your change,
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but she'll go miles out of her way
to do you a favour.
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Plus, lickle Liam,
who's gonna be a star someday.
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Monica, the wife.
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She's back with her bird in tow.
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And we can't get shot of her.
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And the neighbours, eh... The neighbours.
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Well, what can you say?
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Well, nothing,
if you don't want your arms breaking.
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Still, nobody's perfect.
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But, all of 'em, to a man,
know first and foremost
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one of the most vital necessities
in life is:
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they know how to throw a party.
[chuckles]
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Scatter!
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[indistinct chatter]
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[Ian]
Cock. Cock, cock, cock, cock, cock.
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When I'm not looking for it
or looking at it,
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I'm thinking about it.
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Women reckon we're in control of it.
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Blame blokes
when they land stray hard-ons.
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Like we know what it's gonna do.
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Liam!
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Mate's cat was settling
for a sleep on me the other day.
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I was like the Hilton fucking tower.
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And I don't want sex with a cat.
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I don't.
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-[Lip groaning] Mandy... Baby...
-[Mandy groaning]
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-[Lip cries out]
-I've just been sacked!
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[Mandy] Ian!
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Says they can't afford to pay me anymore!
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-I heard the chip shop were looking.
-Is now the best time to discuss this?
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Mate, it's a shit job.
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They can't just sack me
like it means nothing!
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-All right, this is about Kash.
-No!
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-You aren't still shagging him, are ya?
-Speaking of which...
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And they did it by fucking letter!
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[sighs] Your family! Like a zoo in here!
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You can't do this to me!
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-Look, Ian, if there was any other way...
-This is me you're talking to.
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You said whatever happened between us,
you'd still always want me working here!
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This isn't about us.
And I, I know what I said... previously,
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but this is about now... business.
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Kash. You're talking to me.
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It's just business, okay?
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Business.
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My arse it is!
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-[pedestrian cries out]
-[tyres squealing]
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[pedestrian cries out]
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[grunts]
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[distant sirens]
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[Ian] Oi!
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What the fuck you doing?
You trashed my bike!
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They're gonna kill me!
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If they catch me.
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What you done?
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[girl] Not really into trust games, but...
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-help us!
-Why?
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Cos you're 'ere
and you've got a kind face.
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If you don't,
I'm gonna get shot with shite.
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Look, I dunno.
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Fuck the kind face, then!
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Save us for a wage.
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[metallic clanging]
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Kash is at mosque or Council
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while his beautiful wife
sits at home doing her nails?
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When do I have time for fucking nails?
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Firstly,
I'm not a fan of beauty treatments...
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I like natural.
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Murad, stop looking at me arse!
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When were last time
he did a full day in this shop?
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Never, cos he has too much fun
at his Council playing--
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All right Kash, how's it going?
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If you're trying to shag my wife again,
Murad, you can fuck off!
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Ian's not turned up,
so I'm left to do everything,
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unless you're gonna stay
and help me, that is.
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Sorry. Busy.
Big day with the council!
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[sighs] Another thing.
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Red reminder.
You've not even paid the phone bill.
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-I'll sort it. I said I'll sort it.
-Kash!
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When you get angry, your lip curls.
It's kind of sexy.
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Do as the man says and fuck off!
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[Mimi screaming]
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-[man on phone] Mimi? Hello?
-[Mimi whimpering]
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[Paddy] Mimi?
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[cries out]
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Mimi? [Paddy grunts] Mimi, love?
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Jesus Christ!
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Gave me the fright of my life.
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Kenny... Dead.
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What? Your brother Kenny?
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[Mimi] Thirty thousand volts
at his birthday barbecue.
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[Paddy] You hated Kenny.
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You threatened to have him shot
if he didn't go to Australia.
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Bad things happen in threes, Patrick.
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Who's next? What's next?
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Nobody's next.
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I'm cursed.
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Now, come on, don't give me all that shit
from your grandmother.
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[Mimi] Told Fergal, me son,
not to come home and he's murdered.
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And then...
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I told Kenny, me brother,
to stop sending me begging letters.
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He dies.
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What if I tell our baby Katie
to stop crying?
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She might...
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[whispers] Oh, my God!
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Now, come on.
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You didn't mean that...
Now, come on, Kitty-cat.
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Now, you've gotta speak to me.
You've gotta speak to me!
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-[Mimi crying]
-[Paddy] Shh! Shh!
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Come on, say something.
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-You seen my bike?
-Yeah, it's on The Causeway. It's wrecked.
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Fuck!
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[knocks]
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You had to pick the bin
stinking of fishes, didn't ya?
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Right, who's following ya?
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People from work.
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[Ian] What's in the bag?
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Stuff. Now will you fuck off, Columbo?
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Oi!
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[Anna] Are these your clothes?
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-Put 'em back.
-How much?
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-What?
-T-shirt.
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Uh... twenty?
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Thirty?
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-[chuckles]
-Look, right.
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Just get sorted and get out of here.
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Shit!
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[Paddy] Why, why, why, Shane? Why?
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How many times do I have to tell ya? Huh?
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Next time, I should shove 'em
up your arse, they'd be safer.
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-What you done now, Einstein?
-Einstein! Einstein!
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Am I green?
Have I got a bolt sticking out of me head?
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No, Shane, you have nothing
sticking out of your head.
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Tell me you're not being chased
by the fucking Maguires.
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-You know 'em?
-They live next door. You can't stay here.
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They'll kill us both.
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Why? The last place anyone looks
is under their nose.
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No way!
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I've paid for a room. I'm staying.
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Fine. Keep your money!
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Take far more than a few quid
to keep Paddy off my back.
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Fine. How much d'you want?
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There's ten grands worth of scratch cards
in here.
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-[Anna sighs]
-Fucking hell!
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Come on, just a word.
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Well, if not a word, then a smile, huh?
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Come on. You know how beautiful you look
when you smile.
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[breathless] Bad things happen in threes,
she said.
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Fergal...
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Kenny...
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Chuckles.
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[Paddy tuts] What happened to it?
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Uh, well,
I think it must have swallowed summat.
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Come on, Chuckles.
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Din-din time.
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Tragedy.
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She told me to clean out the cage
otherwise she'd flush it down the toilet.
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Now, it's dead.
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Third thing.
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Oh, at least I'm trying summat.
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I've been skimming off Shane for months.
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Well, what would you do
if you were left in a lock-up
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-with ten grand of scratchies inside.
-Leave 'em where they are.
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Cos Paddy Maguire
will break both your legs, you know that?
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Well, once I've cashed 'em
he ain't gonna see me for dust, anyways.
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It'll take you weeks to get through those.
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Nah. Two days is all I've got.
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These were on the way to Glasgow
when Shane nicked 'em.
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When they don't turn up Monday morning,
they'll be made void, barcodes won't scan.
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So, you've only got two days
to scratch 'em and cash 'em?
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Seventy-thirty split.
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Yeah. You see,
I know what Paddy's really like, so...
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Sixty-forty.
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Sixty-forty and a blow job?
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Fifty-fifty.
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Fine.
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You missed out, you.
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Anna Sampson's blow jobs
are the best in Manchester.
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And it's not just me saying that.
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If you're staying, get up in the attic
and you don't fucking come down.
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We should get to work.
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The Chatsworth Estate is in trouble.
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But the trouble is not crime. It's health.
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A recent government survey
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showed Chatsworth to be
a UK heart attack hotspot.
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My Brendan was fat.
He had heart attack written all over 'im.
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Was crime did him... Shot.
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Mind you, he were carrying a bag of chips
at the time.
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This 250,000 pounds,
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which I have personally secured
from the Council,
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marks a major investment for us.
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On Monday, work will begin on the first
Chatsworth Cooperative Health Centre.
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And to kick it all off, this weekend...
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the Chatsworth Fun Run.
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Let go of it. It's not a real cheque.
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Whoa! You're late.
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The bike wouldn't start. Sorry.
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It's not looking good
for the first week, is it?
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Fast, hot and extra cheese.
You'd do well to remember that.
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[sighs] Right.
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You know, I love biking nights like this.
Wind in your hair and that.
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Under your helmet, obviously. [smirks]
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Not like I've got any hair,
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-but, you know...
-Bullshit!
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[Frank] A fun run?
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A fun run?
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[mockingly] A fun run?
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Yes, Frank, a fun run.
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Running isn't fun.
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It's just an excuse for wankers in vests
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to show us
how expensive their trainers are.
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-It's 500 quid if you win.
-500 quid, is it?
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I should enter.
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Save you having to wear out the tread
on those new trainers.
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Fuck off! I always wear trainers.
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Digging. Now, there's a fucking challenge.
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A fun dig.
That'd be the correct sort of competition.
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Might get a few useful things
done round 'ere.
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You know, public works.
Dig for victory,
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Victorians and the sewers,
you know, all that.
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But will they sort that out?
Will they, bollocks!
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Because working man
would win at digging, wouldn't they?
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Running makes you healthy!
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I have never heard
so much bollocks in all my life.
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Look. Running man... Fucking big legs.
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No fucking arms.
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[scratching]
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[scratching continues]
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[thud]
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[Paddy whispers] Fucking Gallagher's!
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Fuck's sake. Can we slow down a bit?
246
00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:19,021
Another tenner. [giggles]
247
00:13:19,100 --> 00:13:22,460
-I ain't had this much fun in ages.
-Yeah, cos you're a freak.
248
00:13:22,541 --> 00:13:23,501
[laughs]
249
00:13:36,301 --> 00:13:38,021
[door creaks]
250
00:13:49,860 --> 00:13:51,021
[whispers] Need a word.
251
00:13:52,181 --> 00:13:53,781
[whispers] What time is it?
252
00:13:53,860 --> 00:13:55,181
Never you mind.
253
00:13:56,620 --> 00:13:59,181
My wife has a beautiful voice,
but she won't speak. Why?
254
00:14:00,421 --> 00:14:03,021
Cos she lost a son
and it's sending her mad.
255
00:14:03,821 --> 00:14:05,581
So, it's time to get her a new one.
256
00:14:05,661 --> 00:14:08,460
-Do you want fertility tips?
-Don't be fucking cocky.
257
00:14:08,980 --> 00:14:09,860
[Mandy stirs]
258
00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:13,740
[Paddy] You're gonna marry our daughter.
259
00:14:14,261 --> 00:14:15,100
Join our family.
260
00:14:15,181 --> 00:14:17,021
-What?
-Welcome to the Maguires, son.
261
00:14:18,460 --> 00:14:19,301
Right?
262
00:14:24,821 --> 00:14:26,021
I'll leave you be.
263
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:36,740
[sighs]
264
00:14:43,860 --> 00:14:45,021
[sighs heavily]
265
00:14:45,740 --> 00:14:49,701
Is there no room
in this house you keep fucking clean?
266
00:14:54,541 --> 00:14:57,740
You know, the Maguires'd happily tax us up
then beat the living shit out of us.
267
00:14:57,821 --> 00:14:58,860
Oh, live a little.
268
00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:01,581
People pay a fortune
for the kick of extreme sports.
269
00:15:01,661 --> 00:15:03,021
And we've invented a new one.
270
00:15:03,661 --> 00:15:05,181
Pure adrenaline rush.
271
00:15:05,740 --> 00:15:08,421
Nicking off the local psycho
asleep only a few metres away.
272
00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:10,821
[chuckles] Yeah,
you've definitely lost it.
273
00:15:10,901 --> 00:15:12,661
[chuckles]
274
00:15:12,740 --> 00:15:15,021
[upbeat music]
275
00:15:18,901 --> 00:15:20,261
[knocking at door]
276
00:15:23,021 --> 00:15:24,541
[woman] 'Bout bloody time.
277
00:15:28,421 --> 00:15:30,821
I'm not paying for these, they're cold.
Sod off!
278
00:15:33,821 --> 00:15:35,980
I've gotta pay for them if you don't!
279
00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:40,181
[scratching]
280
00:15:40,261 --> 00:15:41,860
[Ian sighs]
281
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,821
-Wanker's cramp?
-Fuck off!
282
00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:45,980
[both chuckle]
283
00:15:46,061 --> 00:15:47,141
Oh, fuck!
284
00:15:47,220 --> 00:15:50,061
Oh, shit! Look at this. Five grand!
285
00:15:50,141 --> 00:15:52,781
Five fucking grand!
I've just won five fucking grand!
286
00:15:52,860 --> 00:15:55,941
-[Anna squeals, giggles]
-Shit, that's mint.
287
00:16:05,301 --> 00:16:07,541
Nah! What you doing? That was a winner!
288
00:16:07,620 --> 00:16:09,701
"For prizes above 75 pounds,
289
00:16:09,781 --> 00:16:13,100
you must provide proof of identity
and fill in a claim form."
290
00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:16,100
You fill your name in on the back of this
and you're going to fucking jail.
291
00:16:16,181 --> 00:16:18,340
"Do not pass Go,
do not collect five grand."
292
00:16:19,181 --> 00:16:20,941
Seventy-five is the maximum for us.
293
00:16:21,941 --> 00:16:25,100
Don't look so upset.
I'll let you rip the next one.
294
00:16:27,661 --> 00:16:29,701
You notice we kissed?
295
00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:31,141
Yeah.
296
00:16:31,220 --> 00:16:32,740
Uh...
297
00:16:32,821 --> 00:16:34,620
You got someone else?
298
00:16:34,701 --> 00:16:36,460
-No.
-Don't you fancy me, then?
299
00:16:37,860 --> 00:16:39,380
No, it... [sighs]
300
00:16:42,061 --> 00:16:43,500
[Anna] Only this says different.
301
00:16:48,061 --> 00:16:52,021
[both breathing heavily]
302
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:17,061
[Anna] What's the matter?
303
00:17:18,061 --> 00:17:20,981
[sighs] My life's shit.
304
00:17:21,781 --> 00:17:23,821
Change it then. It's your responsibility.
305
00:17:23,900 --> 00:17:26,180
What? Says girl on run from mob?
306
00:17:27,140 --> 00:17:28,261
Least I know I'm alive.
307
00:17:28,340 --> 00:17:30,420
[chuckles] Yeah, for now.
308
00:17:31,381 --> 00:17:34,660
-I've gotta get away.
-That's sort of obvious.
309
00:17:35,741 --> 00:17:39,141
-I'm going to Birmingham.
-Good choice!
310
00:17:39,221 --> 00:17:40,781
I've got mates.
311
00:17:42,021 --> 00:17:42,861
Mates...
312
00:17:42,940 --> 00:17:44,900
-[Ian scoffs]
-[Anna] Chance of a job.
313
00:17:46,101 --> 00:17:49,940
Come with us.
New start and all that crap.
314
00:17:52,141 --> 00:17:53,581
And that'd be a good thing?
315
00:17:54,900 --> 00:17:57,501
Dunno yet...
It's gotta be better than this though.
316
00:18:00,861 --> 00:18:03,420
-What d'you know about my life?
-Fuck all.
317
00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:06,581
And I was talking about
this shitty estate.
318
00:18:07,861 --> 00:18:10,461
Come on. Let's get scratching.
319
00:18:13,701 --> 00:18:16,900
I always say that after sex! [laughing]
320
00:18:25,821 --> 00:18:27,621
[Paddy] Welcome to the Maguires, son.
321
00:18:27,700 --> 00:18:29,821
["Wedding March" by Mendelssohn]
322
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:32,180
[sinister music]
323
00:18:32,261 --> 00:18:33,381
[Paddy] ...the Maguires, son.
324
00:18:33,461 --> 00:18:34,501
["Wedding March"]
325
00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:37,021
[sinister music]
326
00:18:38,221 --> 00:18:39,461
[Paddy] ...Maguires, son.
327
00:18:39,541 --> 00:18:42,180
["Wedding March"]
328
00:18:42,261 --> 00:18:44,541
-[Lip grunts]
-Fuck!
329
00:18:44,621 --> 00:18:45,741
What's with you?
330
00:18:46,940 --> 00:18:48,381
Nothing.
331
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,741
You got toothpaste round your gob.
332
00:18:50,821 --> 00:18:53,180
No, don't rub it off. Looks kinda sweet.
333
00:18:57,141 --> 00:19:00,021
[distant sirens]
334
00:19:18,660 --> 00:19:21,180
-Fuck. We fell asleep.
-Yeah.
335
00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:22,660
How many have we done?
336
00:19:22,741 --> 00:19:24,981
Enough so we'll still be scratching
'round Wednesday.
337
00:19:25,061 --> 00:19:26,021
Shit.
338
00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:28,061
Don't worry. I've got an idea.
339
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:32,900
[hatch opening]
340
00:19:34,660 --> 00:19:35,900
[Ian quietly] Debbie.
341
00:19:35,981 --> 00:19:36,900
Debbie.
342
00:19:39,581 --> 00:19:40,420
[Ian louder] Debbie.
343
00:19:41,940 --> 00:19:42,781
We need your help.
344
00:19:44,061 --> 00:19:48,621
Right, we want 50s and highers here.
Ten and unders here.
345
00:19:48,700 --> 00:19:52,061
Anything in between, there,
and all the duds in the bin bag.
346
00:19:52,141 --> 00:19:54,461
We need to make a list of all newsagents
347
00:19:54,541 --> 00:19:56,341
within a five mile radius.
348
00:19:56,420 --> 00:19:59,301
I'll do a dry-run,
check these cash at all...
349
00:19:59,381 --> 00:20:02,301
-I'll do it. Give me one for 50 quid.
-All the 50s are here.
350
00:20:04,261 --> 00:20:06,741
You're supposed to be out the front
shouting "fresh fruit".
351
00:20:06,821 --> 00:20:07,981
Not sat in here.
352
00:20:08,061 --> 00:20:11,461
I told you I couldn't shout.
All this healthy eating's well and good,
353
00:20:11,541 --> 00:20:14,420
but it won't sort out my strep throat.
354
00:20:14,501 --> 00:20:15,341
Ooh!
355
00:20:16,741 --> 00:20:19,301
Do you want some bananas, mate?
They're Egyptian.
356
00:20:19,381 --> 00:20:21,501
-[Man] No, ta.
-[Yvonne] Extra iron content.
357
00:20:22,501 --> 00:20:23,581
Healthy Chatsworth.
358
00:20:24,781 --> 00:20:25,741
Thank you.
359
00:20:28,341 --> 00:20:31,420
And no-one told me about
this tomato being a fruit, neither.
360
00:20:31,501 --> 00:20:34,301
I'd have asked for extra,
if I'd have known.
361
00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:38,341
Well, if it in't the invisible man.
362
00:20:39,261 --> 00:20:41,940
I don't want to talk about it.
I just want this cashed.
363
00:20:42,021 --> 00:20:43,660
[Yvonne] Like fuck
you don't wanna talk about it.
364
00:20:43,741 --> 00:20:44,621
Two hours late!
365
00:20:44,700 --> 00:20:46,221
Didn't even bother coming in yesterday.
366
00:20:46,301 --> 00:20:48,061
-You sacked me!
-Since when?
367
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:55,341
"Financial pressures
have forced us into a situation
368
00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:57,821
where we cannot maintain
our current staffing level."
369
00:20:59,141 --> 00:21:01,341
-I didn't write this.
-Well, it sounds like you.
370
00:21:01,900 --> 00:21:03,180
I don't know anything about it.
371
00:21:04,341 --> 00:21:07,420
-Well Kash knows.
-Well, clearly there's been a mistake.
372
00:21:10,341 --> 00:21:13,461
It's simple...
He can't bear to have me around anymore.
373
00:21:13,541 --> 00:21:17,180
-Ian, I think you must've misunderstood.
-No, I haven't. He's a bastard!
374
00:21:18,141 --> 00:21:19,420
Tell him to fuck his job!
375
00:21:20,180 --> 00:21:21,660
Ian! You work for me.
376
00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:24,101
This is my shop.
377
00:21:30,741 --> 00:21:32,621
-What you working on, Liam?
-A castle.
378
00:21:36,940 --> 00:21:38,261
Where'd you get these cards from?
379
00:21:41,381 --> 00:21:42,981
[Debbie shouting] Let go of her!
380
00:21:43,900 --> 00:21:44,821
Fuck!
381
00:21:45,420 --> 00:21:47,301
-[Anna] Get off me!
-[Ian] Hey! What's going on?
382
00:21:47,381 --> 00:21:49,101
-You've got to stop her!
-[Mandy] Did you know, Lip?
383
00:21:49,180 --> 00:21:50,021
[Lip] Know what?
384
00:21:50,101 --> 00:21:53,061
Thousands of scratch cards
stolen off my dad by your family.
385
00:21:53,621 --> 00:21:55,381
Fucking Anne Frank here
living in your loft.
386
00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:57,341
-You knew, didn't ya?
-No.
387
00:21:57,420 --> 00:21:59,021
-You bastard!
-I knew nothing.
388
00:22:00,101 --> 00:22:02,541
Good.
Then the rest of you better watch out.
389
00:22:03,781 --> 00:22:06,261
-[Anna] Stop her, she's hurting me.
-Lip, you don't understand.
390
00:22:06,341 --> 00:22:07,381
Is this you?
391
00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:09,940
They were wankers to her.
She's not gonna rip 'em off for fun.
392
00:22:10,021 --> 00:22:11,381
Mandy, stop!
393
00:22:12,381 --> 00:22:14,180
What's your dad do
if he finds out about this?
394
00:22:14,261 --> 00:22:15,460
[Mandy] This is my family
you're ripping off!
395
00:22:15,541 --> 00:22:17,501
Yeah. Me and Katie not your family too?
396
00:22:18,301 --> 00:22:20,581
If your dad gets hold of Ian,
he'll rip his bollocks off.
397
00:22:20,660 --> 00:22:22,741
Who d'you think will be next in line?
398
00:22:22,821 --> 00:22:24,541
You go round there and create trouble
399
00:22:24,621 --> 00:22:26,660
and that's gonna cause
one heap of shit for us.
400
00:22:33,021 --> 00:22:35,301
Lip gets a cut. Same as any of ya.
401
00:22:35,861 --> 00:22:36,981
Sure.
402
00:22:38,381 --> 00:22:39,261
Thanks.
403
00:22:50,621 --> 00:22:53,061
[Carl] I'm on time. I know I am.
404
00:22:59,741 --> 00:23:01,261
[Karen breathing deeply]
405
00:23:06,900 --> 00:23:10,341
-Back from a run?
-Just resting me muscles.
406
00:23:11,341 --> 00:23:13,021
Stiff joints?
407
00:23:13,101 --> 00:23:15,021
You'll have to let me
give you a massage sometime.
408
00:23:15,101 --> 00:23:17,741
Hey, keep your cock in your pants,
Calum Best!
409
00:23:17,821 --> 00:23:20,341
Your filthy hands all over me.
410
00:23:20,420 --> 00:23:23,660
-Now don't overdo it, will ya?
-I'm fine.
411
00:23:23,741 --> 00:23:27,021
-Was going out again, actually.
-[Jamie] Well, great.
412
00:23:27,101 --> 00:23:29,021
Maybe you and I should run together.
413
00:23:33,940 --> 00:23:35,021
[winces]
414
00:23:41,981 --> 00:23:43,981
-[Yvonne] Thirty-six p.
-What?
415
00:23:44,061 --> 00:23:45,581
Thirty-six p!
416
00:23:50,221 --> 00:23:52,660
Ian's still not shown his face.
417
00:23:52,741 --> 00:23:54,900
Could be anywhere,
considering you've sacked him!
418
00:23:57,180 --> 00:24:00,180
See, he's thinking that you've done it
cos you're bored of him.
419
00:24:00,261 --> 00:24:03,660
What I'm wondering is,
when every bill's coming in red,
420
00:24:03,741 --> 00:24:05,501
why you're not paying 'em.
421
00:24:05,581 --> 00:24:07,821
I had to cut some overheads, that's all.
422
00:24:07,900 --> 00:24:10,341
You know, we need to talk to the bank.
Take out a temporary loan on the shop.
423
00:24:10,420 --> 00:24:11,261
On my shop?
424
00:24:11,341 --> 00:24:13,420
[Kash laughs nervously]
It's only temporary.
425
00:24:13,501 --> 00:24:15,501
Look, three months. Tops.
426
00:24:15,581 --> 00:24:18,781
Hey, soon as the Health Centre
gets started, there'll be kickbacks.
427
00:24:18,861 --> 00:24:21,061
You know, plenty enough to pay it off.
428
00:24:21,141 --> 00:24:23,460
We're talking, what... 15 grand, max.
429
00:24:23,541 --> 00:24:25,381
Fifteen grand?
430
00:24:25,460 --> 00:24:27,501
What the fuck
have you spent all that money on?
431
00:24:27,581 --> 00:24:29,460
Look, you know what I do.
432
00:24:29,541 --> 00:24:31,541
It's important I project
a good image of meself.
433
00:24:31,621 --> 00:24:32,460
[camera clicks]
434
00:24:32,541 --> 00:24:34,660
You know I've gotta travel
for council business.
435
00:24:34,741 --> 00:24:36,061
[camera clicks]
436
00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:38,940
Meeting
and getting to know my constituents.
437
00:24:39,021 --> 00:24:40,301
[camera clicks]
438
00:24:40,381 --> 00:24:41,781
You know, it's not cheap.
439
00:24:43,301 --> 00:24:45,501
Made an appointment
to see the bank manager. Tomorrow.
440
00:24:45,581 --> 00:24:48,301
No. Not the shop.
441
00:24:48,381 --> 00:24:50,021
If we're gonna borrow,
we'll borrow on the house.
442
00:24:51,581 --> 00:24:53,061
I've already done that.
443
00:24:55,900 --> 00:24:57,221
This is to save the house.
444
00:24:59,021 --> 00:25:04,061
Hey. Look, please, Von. Hey?
Really need you to do this for me.
445
00:25:05,420 --> 00:25:06,900
Last time.
446
00:25:06,981 --> 00:25:09,061
You can fuck right off!
447
00:25:09,141 --> 00:25:10,861
I changed my religion for you.
448
00:25:10,940 --> 00:25:12,861
I looked after your kids
I looked after your mam.
449
00:25:12,940 --> 00:25:15,741
I even looked other way
when you fucked me fucking staff!
450
00:25:15,821 --> 00:25:17,821
And now you want my shop!
451
00:25:17,900 --> 00:25:21,861
The only thing I've ever had
that were mine? [crying]
452
00:25:21,940 --> 00:25:24,981
You're not having anything ever again.
453
00:25:26,180 --> 00:25:28,021
It's over, Kash.
454
00:25:32,541 --> 00:25:34,141
You leaving me?
455
00:25:34,220 --> 00:25:37,021
No... I'm not.
456
00:25:37,101 --> 00:25:38,861
You're leaving me.
457
00:25:40,621 --> 00:25:42,781
[tools clattering]
458
00:25:49,861 --> 00:25:51,141
-[Lip] You fixed it yet?
-[thud]
459
00:25:51,220 --> 00:25:53,900
[groaning] Very funny.
460
00:25:53,981 --> 00:25:56,141
You're gonna have to hurry up.
I need it this afternoon.
461
00:25:56,220 --> 00:25:57,381
Fuck off!
462
00:25:57,460 --> 00:26:00,021
Supposed to be using it for work,
in case you hadn't noticed.
463
00:26:00,101 --> 00:26:01,581
[Paddy] Hello there, Phillip.
464
00:26:02,861 --> 00:26:03,981
Hiya...
465
00:26:04,061 --> 00:26:05,541
The name's Patrick, don't wear it out
466
00:26:05,621 --> 00:26:08,581
but you can't call me dad,
just yet either. [laughs]
467
00:26:11,381 --> 00:26:12,581
Allow me.
468
00:26:13,220 --> 00:26:14,141
In there?
469
00:26:19,301 --> 00:26:20,141
Come here.
470
00:26:22,981 --> 00:26:24,141
Just wanted to give you this.
471
00:26:25,781 --> 00:26:26,821
Bit of a family heirloom.
472
00:26:27,781 --> 00:26:28,981
[Lip] That's very kind, Paddy.
473
00:26:29,061 --> 00:26:31,581
-[Shane] Dad...
-I kept that diamond up my [clears throat]
474
00:26:32,101 --> 00:26:34,021
the only place
where the screws wouldn't look
475
00:26:34,541 --> 00:26:36,021
for three months inside Strangeways.
476
00:26:37,301 --> 00:26:39,781
[high pitched] Ooh! [chuckles]
[normal] It's very treasured.
477
00:26:41,061 --> 00:26:43,261
But as I've only one daughter,
I want her to have it.
478
00:26:45,261 --> 00:26:46,660
-Thanks.
-Dad...
479
00:26:47,180 --> 00:26:49,021
-Will you shut up, Shane!
-That's the bike.
480
00:26:57,581 --> 00:26:58,541
Where are they?
481
00:26:58,621 --> 00:27:01,061
[Paddy shouting indistinctly]
482
00:27:02,261 --> 00:27:03,180
Answer me! C'mon!
483
00:27:03,741 --> 00:27:04,581
Where are they?
484
00:27:05,261 --> 00:27:06,141
-Fuck!
-What?
485
00:27:06,220 --> 00:27:07,900
Get your head down and stay down. Now!
486
00:27:07,981 --> 00:27:08,821
Where are what?
487
00:27:08,900 --> 00:27:10,301
Now, both you and I know
you were on that bike.
488
00:27:10,381 --> 00:27:12,501
So, you can do this the easy way,
or you can do it the hard way!
489
00:27:12,581 --> 00:27:14,940
If you've done something bad, Carl,
you've got to own up to it.
490
00:27:15,021 --> 00:27:16,741
Mum! I don't know what he's talking about!
491
00:27:16,821 --> 00:27:17,700
[Ian] Look, it were me.
492
00:27:17,781 --> 00:27:19,261
-[Lip] Ian!
-I crashed it.
493
00:27:19,341 --> 00:27:20,460
[Paddy] Right.
494
00:27:21,180 --> 00:27:22,621
[Carl] You fucked my bike up!
495
00:27:22,700 --> 00:27:24,180
[Lip] No, Carl!
496
00:27:24,261 --> 00:27:25,861
-Where is she?
-I dunno.
497
00:27:25,940 --> 00:27:27,420
She were too quick for me,
I couldn't keep up with her.
498
00:27:27,501 --> 00:27:29,220
-Wrong answer!
-[Ian] I'm not lying.
499
00:27:29,301 --> 00:27:32,180
-Actually, she fucked my bike...
-[Carl] It's not your bike!
500
00:27:32,261 --> 00:27:34,900
-It's not even mine! It's the pizza bike.
-[Paddy] Shut it!
501
00:27:34,981 --> 00:27:36,660
-Carl, shut up!
-Answer me.
502
00:27:37,220 --> 00:27:39,101
[Ian] Seriously, Paddy,
she damaged my stuff.
503
00:27:39,180 --> 00:27:40,861
So when you find her,
I wouldn't mind a word.
504
00:27:40,940 --> 00:27:41,821
[Shane] Search the house, Dad.
505
00:27:41,900 --> 00:27:43,821
No way! This is our property!
506
00:27:43,900 --> 00:27:46,581
-[Paddy] Yeah, well, it was our property--
-He's telling you the truth, Dad.
507
00:27:46,660 --> 00:27:48,101
-You stay out of this.
-I live here.
508
00:27:48,660 --> 00:27:51,220
Don't you think I'd notice
if they were nicking off ya?
509
00:27:51,301 --> 00:27:52,261
He's telling the truth.
510
00:27:59,581 --> 00:28:00,541
You'd better be.
511
00:28:03,861 --> 00:28:05,781
[Paddy] Come on, Shane. We're outta here.
512
00:28:07,700 --> 00:28:08,621
-[spits]
-[Paddy] Shane!
513
00:28:12,660 --> 00:28:13,621
Thanks, babe.
514
00:28:14,301 --> 00:28:17,301
Don't you ever
make me do anything like that again.
515
00:28:17,381 --> 00:28:18,220
Okay?
516
00:28:24,940 --> 00:28:25,781
[Lip] Get in.
517
00:28:33,541 --> 00:28:34,781
[Ian sighs]
518
00:28:37,101 --> 00:28:37,980
Thanks.
519
00:28:39,781 --> 00:28:40,621
For what?
520
00:28:41,180 --> 00:28:42,420
For standing up to Paddy.
521
00:28:42,980 --> 00:28:44,541
I thought that you'd give me up.
522
00:28:44,621 --> 00:28:46,021
In your place, I might've.
523
00:28:47,460 --> 00:28:48,501
Took some guts.
524
00:28:50,180 --> 00:28:51,501
I didn't really think about it.
525
00:28:52,021 --> 00:28:53,581
[Anna] Coulda got your head kicked in.
526
00:28:55,660 --> 00:28:56,621
I'm sorry.
527
00:28:57,420 --> 00:28:58,501
Oh, I didn't think of that.
528
00:28:59,541 --> 00:29:01,700
Shit. You reckon it's too late
to put in a phone call?
529
00:29:01,781 --> 00:29:03,141
Tell Paddy you're here.
530
00:29:03,220 --> 00:29:06,021
[laughing]
531
00:29:13,301 --> 00:29:14,420
This is a lot of money.
532
00:29:15,700 --> 00:29:17,261
And I wouldn't ask. It's just...
533
00:29:17,861 --> 00:29:21,501
[sighs] My dad spends all the social
on scratchies and...
534
00:29:22,660 --> 00:29:24,381
Maybe it was stupid of me, but...
535
00:29:25,141 --> 00:29:26,861
when I found out he'd finally won,
536
00:29:28,541 --> 00:29:30,581
I promised my brother
I'd buy him sausages.
537
00:29:31,660 --> 00:29:34,261
It's not often
we can afford meat at our house.
538
00:29:35,501 --> 00:29:36,741
[Debbie sniffles]
539
00:29:36,821 --> 00:29:38,460
[cash register opens]
540
00:29:42,621 --> 00:29:43,581
Where to next?
541
00:29:44,621 --> 00:29:46,940
Try Rusholme,
there's loads you can hit around there.
542
00:29:48,341 --> 00:29:50,861
-[Lip] How's it going?
-[Debbie] It's fine.
543
00:29:51,420 --> 00:29:53,301
-Is Mandy...
-Yes, she's fine.
544
00:29:55,341 --> 00:29:56,621
[breathes heavily] Right.
545
00:29:58,341 --> 00:30:00,220
What you looking at me like that for?
546
00:30:00,301 --> 00:30:02,141
There's some lucky buggers round here.
547
00:30:03,220 --> 00:30:04,541
Twenty, 40...
548
00:30:06,541 --> 00:30:07,381
[Kash] ...and...
549
00:30:09,180 --> 00:30:10,021
I've...
550
00:30:11,261 --> 00:30:14,781
let... everyone... down.
551
00:30:17,980 --> 00:30:21,940
I... can... no... longer...
552
00:30:23,021 --> 00:30:25,660
A few things got blown in the canal
but we think we got everything.
553
00:30:28,301 --> 00:30:30,341
It could be a while
before the body shows up
554
00:30:30,420 --> 00:30:32,501
and, you know, sometimes it never does.
555
00:30:33,621 --> 00:30:36,781
-Even then, you might not recognise...
-[Yvonne crying]
556
00:30:38,741 --> 00:30:39,980
What's going on?
557
00:30:40,061 --> 00:30:41,980
[Stan] It's Kash. He's taken his own life.
558
00:30:42,541 --> 00:30:43,581
[Tom] There was a note.
559
00:30:43,660 --> 00:30:47,261
[sniffles] Fucking coward!
He's left me loads of debt, Ian.
560
00:30:47,980 --> 00:30:50,261
Well, we'll, uh, leave you to it,
Yvonne. Okay?
561
00:30:52,141 --> 00:30:54,581
Come down the station later
and we'll have the forms to sign.
562
00:30:54,660 --> 00:30:55,621
[Yvonne] Thank you.
563
00:31:02,660 --> 00:31:03,940
I don't believe this.
564
00:31:09,700 --> 00:31:10,900
Tragic, innit?
565
00:31:12,381 --> 00:31:18,261
I... can... no... longer... face...
566
00:31:20,021 --> 00:31:23,021
...the... embarrassment.
567
00:31:24,660 --> 00:31:25,700
[Yvonne] Shame.
568
00:31:26,621 --> 00:31:29,261
The family are never gonna believe this.
You know that, Von.
569
00:31:30,381 --> 00:31:33,381
The shit you've left behind, Kash,
they're gonna wanna believe it.
570
00:31:33,460 --> 00:31:35,381
Take me right into the Muslim bosom.
571
00:31:35,940 --> 00:31:36,940
Because I'm keeping 'em.
572
00:31:37,501 --> 00:31:39,301
Family... Kids...
573
00:31:40,180 --> 00:31:42,781
And the faith... and the shop.
574
00:31:42,861 --> 00:31:45,700
Better hurry if you're gonna make
that 3:15 to Sheffield.
575
00:31:49,581 --> 00:31:52,621
He has fucked with us... once too often.
576
00:31:59,381 --> 00:32:02,021
[Anna] We've got the money.
Are you still up for Birmingham?
577
00:32:06,980 --> 00:32:11,381
Look... I'm not a bastard.
578
00:32:11,460 --> 00:32:12,740
I was sort of assuming that.
579
00:32:18,501 --> 00:32:19,700
No, not like...
580
00:32:24,740 --> 00:32:25,581
Well, I'm not...
581
00:32:28,900 --> 00:32:33,180
I'm gay... I'm sorry...
I should have told ya.
582
00:32:34,940 --> 00:32:35,861
Brew?
583
00:32:39,541 --> 00:32:40,420
I'm gay.
584
00:32:43,141 --> 00:32:44,101
Is that it?
585
00:32:44,180 --> 00:32:47,740
[chuckles] Do you want me
to go into a fit or summat?
586
00:32:47,821 --> 00:32:49,740
I fuck blokes.
587
00:32:49,821 --> 00:32:52,541
You're the only woman
I've ever slept with.
588
00:32:53,341 --> 00:32:55,141
-[stammers] I'm...
-[Anna] Gay!
589
00:32:55,220 --> 00:32:58,101
So, what? I've had it off with girls.
590
00:32:58,180 --> 00:33:00,781
Why put yourself in a box?
591
00:33:00,861 --> 00:33:03,141
We made each other cum. No one died.
592
00:33:04,740 --> 00:33:07,740
I knew you were a virgin! [giggles]
593
00:33:07,821 --> 00:33:09,101
No, you didn't.
594
00:33:11,061 --> 00:33:11,900
How?
595
00:33:12,781 --> 00:33:14,781
I'm not sure.
596
00:33:14,861 --> 00:33:16,940
What did I do wrong?
597
00:33:17,861 --> 00:33:20,021
Could've turned it up a couple of notches.
598
00:33:20,101 --> 00:33:21,420
[Ian scoffs]
599
00:33:23,141 --> 00:33:26,261
I'll show you mine... again.
600
00:33:26,341 --> 00:33:30,420
-G-A-Y.
-So, S-A-Y.
601
00:33:31,740 --> 00:33:34,180
I know... you fancy me.
602
00:33:49,740 --> 00:33:53,501
Try it again. Why cut things out?
603
00:33:54,861 --> 00:33:57,821
There's a world... of possibilities.
604
00:33:57,900 --> 00:33:59,861
Especially in Birmingham, so I hear.
605
00:33:59,940 --> 00:34:02,021
[Anna laughs]
606
00:34:03,061 --> 00:34:04,740
Don't try and bum me, though.
607
00:34:04,821 --> 00:34:06,940
-The Maguires might hear me screams.
-[both chuckle]
608
00:34:08,260 --> 00:34:11,501
[Australian priest] Kenny touched
many lives in many different ways
609
00:34:11,581 --> 00:34:14,941
and it's so nice to have people
whose lives he touched
610
00:34:15,021 --> 00:34:16,260
with us today.
611
00:34:16,340 --> 00:34:22,901
Via webcam from Chatsworth, England,
we welcome Kenny's sister Mimi and family
612
00:34:22,981 --> 00:34:28,981
and here, in Rafferty's Creek,
the two Pete's, Bruce,
613
00:34:29,061 --> 00:34:33,180
little Joe... and of course, Reggie.
614
00:34:33,260 --> 00:34:36,660
In fact, they were all with Kenny
at his birthday barbecue...
615
00:34:36,740 --> 00:34:39,340
I just don't see why
I've got to wear this monkey suit.
616
00:34:40,501 --> 00:34:45,141
That suit did me for four trials,
15 funerals and a wedding as a boy.
617
00:34:46,421 --> 00:34:49,541
You look a fine young man in it, son.
Doesn't he, Mimi?
618
00:34:49,621 --> 00:34:52,220
[priest] ...speak for yourself...
619
00:34:52,300 --> 00:34:54,621
It's too tight,
it don't even fit me properly.
620
00:34:54,700 --> 00:34:57,181
You'd better be wearing underpants.
621
00:34:57,261 --> 00:34:59,101
[priest] At my funerals,
I like to celebrate...
622
00:34:59,181 --> 00:35:01,141
-[zipper]
-[Shane grunts]
623
00:35:01,221 --> 00:35:04,701
So, any of you that
have a few words to say about Kenny,
624
00:35:04,780 --> 00:35:06,300
say it now.
625
00:35:07,340 --> 00:35:09,061
Why don't you say a few words, love?
626
00:35:10,141 --> 00:35:11,261
[priest] Any friends?
627
00:35:12,941 --> 00:35:15,501
-[Paddy] We can put a phone call in.
-[priest] Any acquaintance?
628
00:35:17,701 --> 00:35:20,501
Anyone from Chatsworth? Anyone at all?
629
00:35:20,581 --> 00:35:22,141
[Paddy] I'm sure they'd like something.
630
00:35:24,501 --> 00:35:25,901
No takers.
631
00:35:27,061 --> 00:35:31,221
In sure and certain hope...
that the risen...
632
00:35:31,300 --> 00:35:33,141
How long are you gonna keep this up?
633
00:35:34,501 --> 00:35:36,901
Because I'm not sure
I can take this much longer.
634
00:35:36,981 --> 00:35:42,421
[priest] ...our brother Kenny...
as we commit his body to the ground.
635
00:35:42,501 --> 00:35:45,101
Earth to earth. Ashes to ashes.
636
00:36:05,820 --> 00:36:09,621
And lo, as the child slept...
637
00:36:10,981 --> 00:36:14,300
there came three kings from the East...
638
00:36:15,741 --> 00:36:16,820
bearing...
639
00:36:19,860 --> 00:36:21,221
gifts.
640
00:36:33,941 --> 00:36:39,021
-[loud dance music]
-[indistinct chatter, laughter]
641
00:36:45,300 --> 00:36:47,501
[Lillian] Lovely firm buttocks.
642
00:36:47,581 --> 00:36:49,300
He'll do anything I ask.
643
00:36:49,381 --> 00:36:51,181
Close one eye, he could be David Beckham.
644
00:36:51,261 --> 00:36:54,261
-My love...
-Keep the change, pet.
645
00:36:54,340 --> 00:36:57,141
She's taking me to Gran Canaria
at the end of the month, aren't ya?
646
00:36:57,221 --> 00:36:59,181
-Yeah.
-Who's paying for that, then?
647
00:36:59,261 --> 00:37:03,501
Three hundred and fifty-seven hits I had
but I chose you, didn't I, Bradford?
648
00:37:07,300 --> 00:37:10,101
[camera clicks]
649
00:37:15,741 --> 00:37:17,621
Ooh. [giggles]
650
00:37:18,860 --> 00:37:21,661
-Lucky man.
-[Bradford] She spoils me.
651
00:37:21,741 --> 00:37:23,661
Travel agents this afternoon?
652
00:37:23,741 --> 00:37:25,261
Well, maybe.
653
00:37:25,340 --> 00:37:27,780
I find it really hard
to think money matters through.
654
00:37:27,860 --> 00:37:29,461
'Cos I have migraine, y'see.
655
00:37:29,541 --> 00:37:33,340
But... if we lie down together,
we could, uh...
656
00:37:33,421 --> 00:37:35,300
discuss it. [giggles]
657
00:37:35,380 --> 00:37:36,701
Right you are.
658
00:37:38,581 --> 00:37:41,820
[sniffs] I want what she's having.
659
00:37:41,901 --> 00:37:43,981
A pint and two Es, Karen, please.
660
00:37:44,061 --> 00:37:46,380
Money first, Frank.
661
00:37:46,461 --> 00:37:48,261
[Frank groans]
662
00:37:48,340 --> 00:37:51,261
[indistinct chatter, laughter]
663
00:37:51,340 --> 00:37:52,340
Ah!
664
00:37:55,261 --> 00:37:56,501
Job done.
665
00:37:57,541 --> 00:37:59,661
That's a scratch card, Frank.
666
00:37:59,741 --> 00:38:02,221
Correction.
That is a winning scratch card.
667
00:38:02,300 --> 00:38:03,421
Twenty quid.
668
00:38:03,501 --> 00:38:05,380
Oh, fuck off, Frank!
669
00:38:05,461 --> 00:38:08,820
-It's legal tender.
-So, go and cash it,
670
00:38:08,901 --> 00:38:11,780
come back, and I'll serve ya.
671
00:38:11,860 --> 00:38:15,461
Oh! Fucking Pol Pot behind the bar!
672
00:38:17,541 --> 00:38:18,421
[urinating]
673
00:38:18,501 --> 00:38:19,981
[Frank singing]
♪ ...bright and beautiful ♪
674
00:38:20,061 --> 00:38:21,581
[Frank grunts]
675
00:38:21,661 --> 00:38:24,261
Where'd you get the scratch card, Frank?
676
00:38:24,340 --> 00:38:26,501
-You dirty bastard!
-Not the face! Anything but--
677
00:38:26,581 --> 00:38:28,661
Where'd you get the fucking scratch card?
678
00:38:28,741 --> 00:38:29,901
Liam.
679
00:38:29,981 --> 00:38:32,421
[stammers] Well, I wasn't gonna,
you know, steal off...
680
00:38:32,501 --> 00:38:36,021
I'm not gonna steal off lickle Liam,
am I now? I just... He can have it back.
681
00:38:42,780 --> 00:38:46,701
Look, Paddy, I'm gonna do it, okay?
I just need time to do it right.
682
00:38:46,780 --> 00:38:50,261
There's a slightly more pressing matter
needs discussing first.
683
00:39:00,901 --> 00:39:03,380
That's a whole lap of the estate
you've fallen behind now.
684
00:39:03,461 --> 00:39:05,860
[Karen yells in pain]
685
00:39:05,941 --> 00:39:07,581
[Jamie] You all right?
686
00:39:07,661 --> 00:39:09,661
-[Karen] Oi! Pervert!
-You've pulled a hamstring.
687
00:39:09,741 --> 00:39:12,661
I'll be fine. Just need to run it off.
688
00:39:12,741 --> 00:39:14,541
[Karen cries out, screams]
689
00:39:14,621 --> 00:39:16,741
Let me go! Let me go!
690
00:39:16,820 --> 00:39:18,380
You don't half kick up a fuss, you.
691
00:39:18,461 --> 00:39:21,221
Let me go right now
or I'll grab you in the bollocks.
692
00:39:21,300 --> 00:39:22,181
I mean it! [cries out]
693
00:39:22,261 --> 00:39:24,820
-You're injured.
-[Karen] This is the last time, bozo.
694
00:39:24,901 --> 00:39:27,901
[yells] Let me go, right... now!
695
00:39:27,981 --> 00:39:29,461
-Fine.
-[Karen cries out]
696
00:39:35,141 --> 00:39:37,981
Frank here tells me there's a pile
of scratch cards in your house.
697
00:39:39,021 --> 00:39:42,021
Bollocks! What you on about?
698
00:39:42,101 --> 00:39:43,860
Liam... Scratch cards.
699
00:39:43,941 --> 00:39:46,661
Scratch card!
It may only have just been the one.
700
00:39:46,741 --> 00:39:49,300
-You said there were fucking loads.
-Shut up, the pair of yous.
701
00:39:50,061 --> 00:39:51,021
Does Mandy know?
702
00:39:52,541 --> 00:39:53,661
'Course she doesn't.
703
00:39:53,741 --> 00:39:55,860
So, you lied to my daughter as well as me?
704
00:39:57,701 --> 00:39:58,860
Then let's get this straight.
705
00:39:58,941 --> 00:40:00,981
I don't give a shit
about the missing scratch cards.
706
00:40:01,061 --> 00:40:02,421
That's Shane's worry, not mine.
707
00:40:02,501 --> 00:40:05,300
This is about the lack of respect...
you're showing me.
708
00:40:06,141 --> 00:40:07,101
Your family.
709
00:40:08,021 --> 00:40:10,061
I want the girl.
Your brother will be fine.
710
00:40:10,741 --> 00:40:12,300
But you bring her to me. Understand?
711
00:40:13,461 --> 00:40:14,300
Yeah.
712
00:40:15,141 --> 00:40:16,101
Right.
713
00:40:20,860 --> 00:40:21,820
Shall I leave you to it?
714
00:40:21,901 --> 00:40:23,141
-Stay there.
-Sit down.
715
00:40:27,701 --> 00:40:29,340
-[Ian gasps]
-Paddy knows you're here.
716
00:40:29,421 --> 00:40:31,380
-What?
-Shit!
717
00:40:31,461 --> 00:40:33,901
Fucking hell!
Didn't know you had it in you!
718
00:40:33,981 --> 00:40:36,621
-Piss off!
-[chuckles] You have to go that way.
719
00:40:36,701 --> 00:40:38,421
Yeah, but the Maguires live that way.
720
00:40:38,501 --> 00:40:40,780
Yeah, I know,
but they're all waiting in the yard.
721
00:40:40,860 --> 00:40:42,981
I can buy her five minutes
by holding them off, but...
722
00:40:43,061 --> 00:40:45,701
you're gonna have to get out of here.
I'll sort some transport out.
723
00:40:48,141 --> 00:40:50,300
-[Anna] Get me bag.
-I will do. Go!
724
00:40:58,581 --> 00:41:03,541
-Cheers, Carl.
-[bell tinkling]
725
00:41:05,901 --> 00:41:07,741
D'you know what?
I didn't like that job anyway.
726
00:41:15,181 --> 00:41:18,181
[Anna] Woo! Birmingham here we come!
727
00:41:18,261 --> 00:41:19,661
[Anna chuckles]
728
00:41:24,621 --> 00:41:26,300
Too late, Paddy. She's gone.
729
00:41:26,860 --> 00:41:28,181
[Paddy] To think
I wanted you in my family.
730
00:41:28,261 --> 00:41:29,221
Let me at him, Dad.
731
00:41:29,300 --> 00:41:31,701
[Paddy] Think he deserves
his pound of flesh, don't you?
732
00:41:31,780 --> 00:41:33,340
Don't you touch him!
733
00:41:33,421 --> 00:41:35,820
[Paddy] Your boyfriend has been keeping
one or two things secret from you.
734
00:41:35,901 --> 00:41:36,780
No, he hasn't.
735
00:41:36,860 --> 00:41:39,621
Well that's another fucking lie
he's been telling me.
736
00:41:39,701 --> 00:41:42,741
I know all about it.
Shane's a bully so people steal from him.
737
00:41:42,820 --> 00:41:45,181
It's his own fault.
You hit Lip and you're hitting me.
738
00:41:45,261 --> 00:41:46,741
And I'll never speak to you again.
739
00:41:46,820 --> 00:41:49,261
-Really?
-You can forget me and forget Katie.
740
00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:51,261
I'll be dead to you, d'you understand?
741
00:41:51,860 --> 00:41:53,581
[screams] No!
742
00:41:53,661 --> 00:41:56,101
Stop! Not that! The third bad thing!
743
00:41:56,661 --> 00:41:58,261
You spoke! She spoke!
744
00:41:58,340 --> 00:42:00,581
[Mimi] She said she'd be dead to us.
745
00:42:00,661 --> 00:42:03,741
-I thought you couldn't fucking speak.
-I've broken the, the curse.
746
00:42:03,820 --> 00:42:05,221
I've saved Mandy!
747
00:42:07,300 --> 00:42:08,941
You heard what she said. Don't touch him.
748
00:42:14,461 --> 00:42:15,901
[Paddy laughs]
749
00:42:15,981 --> 00:42:17,860
Oh, my darling!
750
00:42:17,941 --> 00:42:20,981
As if I'd do anything to hurt you,
my cherry, my love.
751
00:42:33,061 --> 00:42:34,061
[Anna] No pressure, Ian,
752
00:42:34,141 --> 00:42:36,021
but there's psychos
coming to jump on my head.
753
00:42:41,101 --> 00:42:42,261
I dunno what to do.
754
00:42:46,221 --> 00:42:48,261
-I can see how we fit.
-We do!
755
00:42:49,541 --> 00:42:52,340
But I can't imagine a future.
The, this isn't real.
756
00:42:52,421 --> 00:42:53,380
It can be!
757
00:42:55,780 --> 00:42:58,380
You know when a bloke goes past
and you check out his arse?
758
00:42:58,461 --> 00:43:00,820
-[Ian] So do I.
-I don't care.
759
00:43:00,901 --> 00:43:02,421
You do. You will.
760
00:43:05,741 --> 00:43:06,941
I don't wanna go on my own.
761
00:43:08,581 --> 00:43:09,541
I know.
762
00:43:11,541 --> 00:43:14,461
Things happen around me.
You'll never get bored.
763
00:43:16,941 --> 00:43:19,181
Don't go for a man who prefers men.
764
00:43:19,261 --> 00:43:21,061
It's really fucking demeaning.
765
00:43:22,181 --> 00:43:23,941
You should have someone who worships ya.
766
00:43:24,021 --> 00:43:26,021
Worships! That is gay.
767
00:43:26,741 --> 00:43:28,181
Someone who wants you, then.
768
00:43:28,981 --> 00:43:29,981
You want me.
769
00:43:31,820 --> 00:43:32,661
Not enough.
770
00:43:34,300 --> 00:43:35,340
No?
771
00:43:36,340 --> 00:43:37,380
No.
772
00:43:40,221 --> 00:43:43,101
Doesn't look like we've got the balls...
does it?
773
00:43:45,221 --> 00:43:46,061
Or the heart.
774
00:43:50,900 --> 00:43:52,661
-That's a clincher.
-Yeah.
775
00:43:56,860 --> 00:43:58,780
[engine starts]
776
00:44:11,141 --> 00:44:13,860
-Shit!
-[emotive music]
777
00:44:29,181 --> 00:44:31,101
[Frank] What?
Liam gets some and I get nothing?
778
00:44:31,181 --> 00:44:34,340
-[Debbie] Liam did some of the scratching.
-Did anybody order pizza?
779
00:44:34,421 --> 00:44:39,181
Nobody ordered pizza.
This is a social call, isn't it, Carl?
780
00:44:39,261 --> 00:44:41,021
Where's the fucking bike?
781
00:44:43,141 --> 00:44:44,141
Shit!
782
00:44:51,661 --> 00:44:53,101
You liked it...
783
00:44:54,501 --> 00:44:55,941
But you're still a bender?
784
00:44:56,021 --> 00:44:59,101
[mellow music playing in background]
785
00:44:59,181 --> 00:45:00,221
Yeah, but are ya?
786
00:45:00,300 --> 00:45:03,581
Well, yeah, 'course I am.
It's not like I've got a choice.
787
00:45:05,860 --> 00:45:07,421
You liked her, didn't ya?
788
00:45:08,900 --> 00:45:10,021
Yeah.
789
00:45:11,421 --> 00:45:15,661
[background music continues]
790
00:45:15,741 --> 00:45:17,141
[sighs heavily]
791
00:45:18,061 --> 00:45:20,621
-What's that?
-[Lip chuckles]
792
00:45:20,701 --> 00:45:23,421
Maguire family heirloom.
793
00:45:23,501 --> 00:45:26,300
-Jeez! Where'd ya find that?
-[Lip chuckling] Paddy give it us.
794
00:45:26,380 --> 00:45:28,021
Wanted me to give it to Mandy.
795
00:45:28,101 --> 00:45:29,621
[Ian chuckles] Fuck!
796
00:45:30,581 --> 00:45:33,300
-You gonna?
-I dunno.
797
00:45:33,380 --> 00:45:34,461
I thought I would.
798
00:45:36,061 --> 00:45:40,021
-But now I don't have to, I'm not sure!
-[both laugh]
799
00:45:42,141 --> 00:45:44,621
So, did you go down on her then,
Mr Pussy Hound?
800
00:45:48,141 --> 00:45:50,181
What's that gotta do with anything?
[laughs]
801
00:45:51,461 --> 00:45:53,421
Well, did ya?
802
00:45:55,461 --> 00:46:00,421
-No.
-[laughing] Yes! I knew it!
803
00:46:00,501 --> 00:46:02,221
You can get off but you can't get on.
804
00:46:02,300 --> 00:46:06,300
-You're a total gayer.
-Well, that's what I've been saying.
805
00:46:06,380 --> 00:46:08,021
[laughs]
806
00:46:09,501 --> 00:46:13,021
[Ian] Knowing how ignorant you are
is the first step on the path to wisdom.
807
00:46:13,101 --> 00:46:16,380
I thought the cock was the ruling organ,
convinced and wrong.
808
00:46:16,461 --> 00:46:17,661
See where that went?
809
00:46:20,021 --> 00:46:22,701
-What?
-Paddy's ring.
810
00:46:22,780 --> 00:46:25,541
-Fuck!
-[chuckles] Fuck!
811
00:46:25,621 --> 00:46:28,780
[Ian] It's the heart calls the shots
and it's a nut job.
812
00:46:28,860 --> 00:46:30,900
Oh, Christ, then there's the brain.
813
00:46:30,981 --> 00:46:34,021
Here's a thought.
All those straight men I've had sex with.
814
00:46:34,101 --> 00:46:37,380
You tell me what that's about.
[chuckles] I've no fucking idea!
815
00:46:37,461 --> 00:46:39,661
[both laughing]
816
00:46:39,741 --> 00:46:41,701
Sometimes I wonder why I married you.
817
00:46:41,780 --> 00:46:43,380
It's Micky, not Shane!
818
00:46:43,461 --> 00:46:46,141
-Deb's not interested in lads, are ya?
-'Course I am!
819
00:46:46,221 --> 00:46:49,541
-[singing] Debbie likes boys!
-[boys cheering]
820
00:46:49,621 --> 00:46:51,380
[Mate]
Yeah, Spider, I think she fancies ya.
821
00:46:51,461 --> 00:46:53,221
We're not going on a raid, are we?
822
00:46:53,300 --> 00:46:55,061
Bit of business and pleasure, Karen, love.
823
00:46:55,141 --> 00:46:59,061
You and Knobby, uh... up for a bit of fun?
824
00:46:59,141 --> 00:47:00,621
People are gonna start talking!
825
00:47:00,701 --> 00:47:02,061
-You fancy me?
-Yeah.
826
00:47:02,141 --> 00:47:03,661
-You shagging him?
-Probably.
827
00:47:04,421 --> 00:47:05,820
Hey!
828
00:47:06,780 --> 00:47:08,141
I fucking hate ya.
829
00:47:09,061 --> 00:47:10,141
[yells] Debbie!
830
00:47:50,701 --> 00:47:54,421
[panting] You lying bitch!
831
00:47:55,820 --> 00:47:57,501
[dog barking]
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