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[Frank] Now, nobody's saying
the Chatsworth Estate
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is the Garden of Eden,
but it's been a good home to us,
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to me, Frank Gallagher,
and me kids, who I'm proud of,
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cos every single one of 'em
reminds me a little of me.
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See, they can all think for themselves,
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which they've got me to thank for.
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[Lip] Quick, leg it!
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[Frank] Lip, who's a bit of a gobshite,
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which is why nobody
calls him Phillip anymore.
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Ian, lot like his mam,
which is handy for the others,
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cos she's disappeared into thin air.
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And Carl. We daren't let him
grow his hair for two reasons.
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One, it makes it stand on end
and makes him look like Toyah.
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Two, nits love him.
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Debbie! Sent by God, total angel.
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You've to check your change,
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but she'll go miles out of her way
to do you a favor.
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Plus lickle Liam,
who's gonna be a star someday.
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Sheila, me bird. Couldn't be happier.
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One plate short of a full set, like.
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And fantastic neighbors,
Kev and Veronica.
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Lend you anything.
Well, almost anything.
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Carol and Marty,
the lodgers from hell.
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Last of the lonely hearts
and a psychologist's wet dream.
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Still, nobody's perfect.
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But all of 'em, to a man,
know first and foremost
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one of the most vital necessities
in life is,
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they know how to throw a party!
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[chuckles] Scatter!
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[Veronica]
We all have our ups and downs,
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good days, bad days,
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days spent hiding under the covers.
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But most of the time,
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life just trundles along quite nicely.
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The big stuff happens
when you least expect it.
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It's-- it's like
snakes and ladders as a kid.
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One minute,
you're romping up the board,
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laughing at them beneath ya.
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The next...
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you're on your arse at the bottom,
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havin' to start all over again.
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["There She Goes" playing]
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[Kev singing off-key]
♪ There she goes ♪
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-♪ There she goes again... ♪
-Does he have to?
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I mean, I've heard fucking chimp
hold a better tune.
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Leave him alone, it's his birthday.
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It's a long-standing rule, Frank.
On your birthday,
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you can play
whatever music you like.
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-[Karen] Do I get that, Jez?
-[Jez] 'Course you do.
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-When's your next?
-Twelfth of June.
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Oh, Gemini, eh?
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The twins.
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I've always fancied a threesome.
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[Kev] ♪ There she goes ♪
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♪ There she goes again... ♪
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-Job, meals, and accommodation.
-♪ ...through my veins... ♪
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Let her think what she likes.
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♪ ...and I just can't contain ♪
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♪ This feeling that remains... ♪
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Restaurant's booked for seven o'clock.
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Three course meal with a ten-off voucher.
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Taxi'll be 'ere in five minutes.
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-And he's not answering his phone?
-No, it's just clicking onto voicemail,
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and Jockey's ringing out.
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-Might have been knocked over.
-[all] Carl!
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-I'm just saying.
-Roadkill.
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It's his birthday,
you'd think he'd make the bleedin' effort
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on his own bleedin' birthday.
He's a useless sod!
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Which restaurant is it?
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Luigi's on Shudehill.
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Mmm, nice.
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-Well, if he doesn't show...
-[indistinct chatter on TV]
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...I might take up your reservation.
Norman loves Italian food.
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Who's Norman?
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My new gentleman.
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And let me tell you,
that's exactly what he is.
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[door opens]
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-[Veronica] Oh, at last!
-[door closes]
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[indistinct chatter on TV]
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What's the matter?
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What's happened?
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It's Kev's mum. She's dead.
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She's committed suicide.
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Suicide?
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How?
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She fucking jumped.
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Six floors up.
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Even took someone out
on the ground.
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You mean,
she flattened somebody?
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Traffic warden.
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Didn't know what hit him.
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-Last ticket he'll be giving.
-[all chuckling]
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Oh, come 'ere.
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[tuts and sighs]
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Can't believe she killed herself
on me birthday.
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[footsteps on stairs]
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'Ere. For the shock.
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[Kev] This is all just crap.
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Did nothing else come this morning?
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Was there anything else?
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-Did you see anything...
-[thuds]
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...fucking else?
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Kev... she were depressed.
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You said yourself, she probably
didn't even know what day it was.
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How could she not know,
Veronica?
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Thirty-two years to the fucking day.
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Of all the days she coulda picked.
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She coulda sent me a fucking card.
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Hey.
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-[Kev sighs]
-[kissing]
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[sniffles]
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[Norman] Mmm, superb choice.
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The only trouble is...
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Italian food...
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makes me...
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really horny.
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-[Carol chuckles]
-It does, honest.
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-Hey.
-It does. [chuckles]
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-No, I can't.
-Come on.
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-Come on.
-Not here.
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Come on, come on.
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Where's your sense of adventure?
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-[unzipping]
-[Norman] Hey?
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[Norman chuckles]
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[Carol grunts]
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-[Norman groaning]
-[Carol giggling]
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[both moaning]
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[Norman groaning]
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Mum!
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[dogs barking]
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Oh.
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Norman, this is my daughter,
Veronica, and her partner, Kev.
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Sorry to hear about your loss.
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-Wonderful restaurant, though.
-[laughs]
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Come on now, see--
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-[Carol] Stop.
-[Norman] Hey.
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-[Carol] Stop.
-[Norman grunting]
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-They're loading someone up.
-[Kev] It's a chapel of rest.
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That's what they do. Be all right.
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-Oh, Jesus!
-[Veronica] What?
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-[Kev] Reverse, reverse.
-What the fuck's the matter?
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-Just move it quick! Veronica!
-I'm trying!
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Not fucking hard enough!
Will ya move it!
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-I can't get it in fucking gear!
-[tyres screeching]
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-[Kev] Watch it!
-Mind me fucking hearse!
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-[tyres screech]
-[Kev] Christ!
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Look what you've done
to me fucking car!
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[Veronica]
The fuck were that all about?
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You know I can't drive
when I'm in a panic!
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[Veronica] So...
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-who is she?
-Who's who?
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I know we're in a chapel of rest, Kev,
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but I will still twat ya.
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Look, it-- it's complicated.
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I'm not even sure if--
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Just hang on.
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Thought so.
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Roxy.
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Roxy Benson?
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-I thought she was in prison.
-She was.
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So, what's she doing 'ere?
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She knew me mam.
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She must've come to pay
her respects or something.
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Roxy Ball?
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She signed herself "Ball"!
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We are still married, Vee.
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She hasn't seen you for ten years.
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You asked her for a divorce
when she was inside.
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Why the fuck would she still be
calling herself "Ball"?
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-[door opens]
-[funeral director coughs]
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If you'd like to come through.
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[peaceful music]
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She's absolutely fucking gorgeous.
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-Me mam?
-Roxy.
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She were stunning.
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When ya married her.
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-You told me.
-Not now, eh, Vee.
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-Does she still look the same?
-Veronica.
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Perhaps you'd like to say
your goodbyes now, Kevin.
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Yeah.
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Bye, Mam.
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Hope you've gone to a better place.
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Coulda sent me
a birthday card, though.
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-[Debbie] Pass me a spoon, Carl.
-[Marty] I had a dream last night.
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-[Debbie] Stop! What you doin'?
-I was this banana thing,
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and had this massive fight
with a grapefruit.
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[Carl] You're weird you, Marty.
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[Norman] Er, we're out of milk.
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Couldn't pinch a pint, could I?
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[sniggers]
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Norman Owens, Carol's friend.
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Promised her breakfast in bed.
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OK if I, er...
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[radio playing in background]
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-Clegnuts!
-[all snigger]
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[knocking on door]
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Morning.
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-[Katie cooing]
-[Lip] Heya, gorgeous.
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[Katie coos]
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Can I hold her, Mandy?
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This Friday, how ya fixed?
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What, the whole day?
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That a problem, Daddy?
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Begging to spend time with her.
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No, no, it's, erm...
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it's Kev's mum's died.
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-Funeral's Friday.
-Close, were ya?
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-Wouldn't have any eggs, would ya?
-[Lip sniggers]
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Slag!
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-They're all for the traffic warden.
-Never mind.
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State of this place.
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No wonder she jumped.
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Sorry.
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[sirens in distance]
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How could she not leave a note?
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I mean, you pop out for milk,
you leave a note.
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"Down the shops" note.
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I mean, would it have killed her
to leave a note?
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Let's just get her things sorted.
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Then-- then you need
never come here again, eh?
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Joking, aren't ya?
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Lick a paint, few rugs down.
I'm thinking bachelor pad.
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Cards, girls, footy games.
Somewhere to put me head down
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when you're gettin' on me nerves.
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You do in here,
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I'll do in bedroom.
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[Carol] Say that again.
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I'm a nudist.
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I'm proud of it.
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I don't adhere to society's assumptions
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that the naked body
should be hidden away.
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I mean, look at it.
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A beautiful piece of design.
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Not all of it, isn't.
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You weren't saying that last night.
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Don't be vulgar.
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Slip your gown off.
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-Norman.
-No, no, trust me.
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Slip it off.
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There.
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That's how God intended you to be.
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Free from concealment.
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Now tell me
that doesn't feel natural.
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[Carol farts]
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Oh, sorry.
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I'm always a touch flatulent
after carbonara.
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No wonder she were depressed.
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She's kept a scrap book on Diana's life.
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Really detailed. Marriage, kids, affairs.
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There's even a section on bulimia.
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[album crackles]
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God, this is certifiable.
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Didn't ya know she was a Diana freak?
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I'm starting to think
I didn't know her at all.
255
00:12:13,460 --> 00:12:14,421
[album snaps shut]
256
00:12:18,301 --> 00:12:20,340
There's hundreds of 'em.
Me mam and Roxy.
257
00:12:20,421 --> 00:12:22,860
They must've been writing to each other
the whole time she was in prison.
258
00:12:22,941 --> 00:12:25,581
I tell you what, you'd better start going
to that adult literacy class again.
259
00:12:25,661 --> 00:12:28,460
Yeah, I don't need a lecture, Karen.
Just read the fucking letters, will ya?
260
00:12:28,541 --> 00:12:30,301
Tell you what, it's pretty heavy stuff.
261
00:12:30,381 --> 00:12:31,781
What sort of heavy?
262
00:12:31,860 --> 00:12:33,581
The way she talks about ya.
263
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:36,381
"Kev's still the one
I think about at lights-out."
264
00:12:36,460 --> 00:12:38,181
"The times we had together
were so special."
265
00:12:38,261 --> 00:12:40,781
You winding me up?
Cos I mean it, Karen, this isn't the--
266
00:12:40,860 --> 00:12:43,301
-Just get someone else to read 'em.
-All right, all right.
267
00:12:44,061 --> 00:12:45,581
["I Got You Babe" playing]
268
00:12:45,661 --> 00:12:47,061
'Ere y'are.
269
00:12:49,701 --> 00:12:51,501
We had this
really intense relationship.
270
00:12:52,941 --> 00:12:54,301
Whirlwind marriage, the works.
271
00:12:55,581 --> 00:12:57,381
It was like living inside a tornado.
272
00:12:58,261 --> 00:13:00,381
Few drinks down 'er neck
she turned into a monster.
273
00:13:01,220 --> 00:13:02,460
How long was she in prison?
274
00:13:02,541 --> 00:13:03,581
Oh, a few years.
275
00:13:04,181 --> 00:13:05,421
GBH.
276
00:13:05,501 --> 00:13:06,661
I mean, she's a lunatic
277
00:13:06,740 --> 00:13:08,541
[chuckles] She's gorgeous, though.
278
00:13:09,141 --> 00:13:10,220
Yeah.
279
00:13:11,021 --> 00:13:12,661
Yeah, sex was summat else.
280
00:13:14,021 --> 00:13:15,901
[tuts] You'll be all right.
281
00:13:15,980 --> 00:13:17,220
Probably won't even see 'er again.
282
00:13:17,301 --> 00:13:18,501
Cheers, Karen.
283
00:13:20,581 --> 00:13:21,980
Hiya, Kev.
284
00:13:22,061 --> 00:13:23,061
Long time, no see.
285
00:13:23,941 --> 00:13:25,860
[tense music]
286
00:13:26,421 --> 00:13:28,021
I got out a few weeks
before Christmas.
287
00:13:28,860 --> 00:13:30,860
I'm still on probation,
so if I misbehave,
288
00:13:30,941 --> 00:13:32,620
they'll have me straight back inside.
289
00:13:33,261 --> 00:13:34,541
You seem different, Rox.
290
00:13:34,620 --> 00:13:35,860
["Careless Whisper" playing]
291
00:13:35,941 --> 00:13:37,021
Sort of...
292
00:13:37,100 --> 00:13:39,181
-I dunno, like--
-Calmer.
293
00:13:39,261 --> 00:13:40,460
[indistinct background chatter]
294
00:13:40,541 --> 00:13:42,021
Jail's been good for me.
295
00:13:42,100 --> 00:13:43,261
Rehabilitation.
296
00:13:43,941 --> 00:13:45,061
Learnt a lot about myself.
297
00:13:45,701 --> 00:13:47,581
Anger management,
two classes a week,
298
00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:48,901
why do ya think I'm on this stuff?
299
00:13:48,980 --> 00:13:50,421
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, ya...
300
00:13:50,501 --> 00:13:51,620
pretty fiery after a tipple.
301
00:13:51,701 --> 00:13:52,941
Fiery?
302
00:13:53,021 --> 00:13:54,860
-I was friggin' deranged.
-[chuckles]
303
00:13:54,941 --> 00:13:56,100
[Roxy chuckles]
304
00:13:56,181 --> 00:13:58,980
♪ It's sad goodbyes... ♪
305
00:13:59,061 --> 00:14:00,501
I'm really sorry
about your mam, Kev.
306
00:14:00,581 --> 00:14:02,061
♪ Guilty feet... ♪
307
00:14:02,141 --> 00:14:04,301
-She was a lovely woman.
-Mm.
308
00:14:04,381 --> 00:14:06,421
-She liked you.
-Yeah, yeah, we got on.
309
00:14:08,261 --> 00:14:10,941
Did ya... keep in touch
with her when you were inside?
310
00:14:11,821 --> 00:14:12,740
We wrote a bit.
311
00:14:13,261 --> 00:14:14,740
Both had time on our hands.
312
00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:17,141
But she always kept me informed
about you.
313
00:14:18,141 --> 00:14:19,261
Bet that was a boring old read.
314
00:14:19,340 --> 00:14:20,661
No, not at all.
315
00:14:21,901 --> 00:14:23,061
I enjoyed hearing about ya.
316
00:14:25,460 --> 00:14:27,061
Is he serving today or what?
317
00:14:27,141 --> 00:14:29,340
-Oi, lazy arse!
-No, Jez.
318
00:14:29,421 --> 00:14:30,980
That's his wife.
319
00:14:31,581 --> 00:14:33,061
Or his ex, before Veronica.
320
00:14:33,901 --> 00:14:35,740
You two are getting close
these days, aren't ya?
321
00:14:37,781 --> 00:14:39,181
His mum's died, Jez.
322
00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:41,301
Suppose.
323
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:42,581
Still...
324
00:14:42,661 --> 00:14:44,141
don't let him take advantage.
325
00:14:45,541 --> 00:14:46,541
So, this woman ya with...
326
00:14:46,620 --> 00:14:48,021
Veronica.
327
00:14:48,100 --> 00:14:49,141
Serious about her?
328
00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:51,340
Been together ten years.
329
00:14:51,421 --> 00:14:52,781
But you've not married?
330
00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:55,701
Well, we sorta got married...
331
00:14:56,421 --> 00:14:58,980
-just wasn't legal.
-But we're still married.
332
00:15:00,220 --> 00:15:01,661
So that means you're a bigamist.
333
00:15:01,740 --> 00:15:04,301
Well, yeah. Just not legally.
334
00:15:05,220 --> 00:15:07,220
[both chuckle]
335
00:15:08,901 --> 00:15:10,620
Can I get you another drink?
336
00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:12,500
No, I'm gonna get on. But, erm...
337
00:15:13,460 --> 00:15:15,100
but it was really nice
to see you, Kev.
338
00:15:15,181 --> 00:15:16,821
Yeah, and you.
339
00:15:16,901 --> 00:15:19,581
♪ And waste the chance
That I'd been given... ♪
340
00:15:19,661 --> 00:15:21,100
[chuckles]
341
00:15:21,181 --> 00:15:22,500
♪ So I'm never gonna dance again... ♪
342
00:15:22,581 --> 00:15:24,061
Guess I'll see you at the funeral.
343
00:15:24,141 --> 00:15:26,381
♪ The way I danced with you... ♪
344
00:15:28,821 --> 00:15:31,061
[floorboards creaking]
345
00:15:32,381 --> 00:15:33,901
[door squeaks]
346
00:15:36,340 --> 00:15:37,701
[floor creaks]
347
00:15:41,460 --> 00:15:42,860
Oh, Jesus.
348
00:15:43,980 --> 00:15:45,061
[exhales] Thought you were asleep.
349
00:15:45,141 --> 00:15:46,901
Doesn't usually bother ya.
350
00:15:47,460 --> 00:15:48,740
Consulate rang.
351
00:15:48,821 --> 00:15:50,340
They've rang every bar in Paphos.
352
00:15:51,181 --> 00:15:52,541
They can't trace your Kelly.
353
00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:54,941
We'll have to do the funeral
without her.
354
00:15:55,021 --> 00:15:57,220
Well we can't do that, Veronica.
It's her mam and all.
355
00:15:57,301 --> 00:15:59,141
Well, they can only wait so long, Kev.
356
00:15:59,220 --> 00:16:01,021
Can't have dead bodies
hangin' around all year.
357
00:16:01,100 --> 00:16:02,021
I know, I know.
358
00:16:03,261 --> 00:16:04,261
Bloody hell, Kelly...
359
00:16:04,781 --> 00:16:06,021
you coulda left a contact--
360
00:16:06,100 --> 00:16:07,340
[glass shatters]
361
00:16:08,141 --> 00:16:09,220
What's the matter?
362
00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:10,740
Oh, apart from the fact
that me mum's dead,
363
00:16:10,821 --> 00:16:12,460
and I can't find me fucking sister,
nothing.
364
00:16:12,541 --> 00:16:14,061
Hey...
365
00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:15,340
come 'ere.
366
00:16:19,740 --> 00:16:20,661
[kisses]
367
00:16:24,421 --> 00:16:25,941
-Veronica.
-Hmm?
368
00:16:26,021 --> 00:16:27,021
About the funeral...
369
00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:35,340
Do ya think
I should I get me suit cleaned?
370
00:16:36,781 --> 00:16:39,581
Come here, you. [kisses]
371
00:16:58,261 --> 00:16:59,220
[Katie coos]
372
00:16:59,301 --> 00:17:01,460
You've got to hold her legs closed,
and slide the nappy under.
373
00:17:01,541 --> 00:17:03,181
How many hands
do ya think I've got?
374
00:17:03,261 --> 00:17:05,860
-Well, come here, then.
-[Lip] No, I've gotta learn.
375
00:17:05,940 --> 00:17:07,501
Have ya ever met
a manic depressive?
376
00:17:08,501 --> 00:17:09,781
They're hard work.
377
00:17:09,860 --> 00:17:11,660
Either on the ceiling,
or hitting the deck.
378
00:17:12,501 --> 00:17:14,261
Literally in me mam's case.
379
00:17:14,340 --> 00:17:16,380
Mental illness is a terrible affliction.
380
00:17:16,461 --> 00:17:17,781
[indistinct chatter]
381
00:17:17,860 --> 00:17:19,940
Well, you'll know better than us.
382
00:17:20,981 --> 00:17:22,340
-How do ya mean?
-With Sheila.
383
00:17:24,860 --> 00:17:26,380
Me mam's not mentally ill.
384
00:17:28,061 --> 00:17:29,420
Isn't she?
385
00:17:29,501 --> 00:17:31,581
[Sheila] I got these for the top
of the wedding cake.
386
00:17:32,180 --> 00:17:34,141
I fell in love with them straightaway.
[chuckles]
387
00:17:34,660 --> 00:17:36,581
They look just like me and Frank.
[chuckles]
388
00:17:36,660 --> 00:17:38,141
[Lip] Shit! I've left her bottle
in the kitchen.
389
00:17:38,221 --> 00:17:40,261
-[Ian] I'll go and get it.
-Hearse is here.
390
00:17:40,341 --> 00:17:41,900
Come on, everyone, drink up, chop, chop!
391
00:17:41,981 --> 00:17:43,021
Er, hang on two secs.
392
00:17:43,101 --> 00:17:44,501
Lip's left the baby's bottle next door.
393
00:17:46,101 --> 00:17:47,341
[Veronica] Come on.
394
00:17:54,261 --> 00:17:55,381
Whoa!
395
00:17:55,461 --> 00:17:56,660
-[gasps]
-[door closes]
396
00:17:56,741 --> 00:17:58,101
I thought you were at this funeral.
397
00:17:58,180 --> 00:18:00,660
[Ian] Sorry. Sorry, Carol.
It's Lip, he's...
398
00:18:00,741 --> 00:18:01,781
What are ya doing?
399
00:18:02,341 --> 00:18:05,461
We shroud our bodies
in secrecy and shame.
400
00:18:05,541 --> 00:18:08,301
We should celebrate them
like newborn babies.
401
00:18:08,381 --> 00:18:09,461
[plate clatters]
402
00:18:09,541 --> 00:18:11,781
I'm sorry, Norman,
I-- I can't do this.
403
00:18:12,420 --> 00:18:13,420
It doesn't feel right.
404
00:18:13,501 --> 00:18:15,381
You're bowing
to society's conventions,
405
00:18:15,461 --> 00:18:16,621
-Carol.
-That's right.
406
00:18:16,701 --> 00:18:19,141
Because society doesn't want
16-year-old boys
407
00:18:19,221 --> 00:18:20,861
lookin' at my 60-year-old tush.
408
00:18:23,581 --> 00:18:24,660
Each to their own, Norman,
409
00:18:24,741 --> 00:18:26,621
but why the fuck
do you wanna eat naked?
410
00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:28,660
The question
you should ask is why not?
411
00:18:29,781 --> 00:18:31,221
Does the sight of my penis
412
00:18:31,301 --> 00:18:32,981
really upset you that much?
413
00:18:34,741 --> 00:18:36,981
-I'll see you at the wake.
-[door slams]
414
00:18:45,981 --> 00:18:48,621
Chief mourners in this first car.
415
00:18:48,700 --> 00:18:51,261
Everyone else to the rear, please.
416
00:18:56,221 --> 00:18:57,821
Roxy, the fuck you doing in there?
417
00:18:58,541 --> 00:18:59,660
It's what she would have wanted.
418
00:19:12,141 --> 00:19:14,141
Everybody happy? Lovely.
419
00:19:15,221 --> 00:19:16,381
[car engine starts]
420
00:19:27,141 --> 00:19:29,180
I'm sorry, Norman, it's not for me.
421
00:19:29,861 --> 00:19:31,501
Call me conventional,
422
00:19:31,581 --> 00:19:34,221
but I can't go around
with my privates on parade.
423
00:19:34,301 --> 00:19:35,981
-It's just not me.
-OK.
424
00:19:36,061 --> 00:19:38,261
OK, but promise me one thing:
425
00:19:38,341 --> 00:19:40,381
you won't close your mind
to possibilities.
426
00:19:41,061 --> 00:19:43,141
Because life's an exploration,
Carol.
427
00:19:43,861 --> 00:19:46,141
You never know what you'll like
unless you try it.
428
00:19:47,381 --> 00:19:48,781
Mm, what have you got in mind?
429
00:19:50,501 --> 00:19:51,900
I'm sorry, Mummy.
430
00:19:53,501 --> 00:19:55,141
-I won't do it again.
-[whip cracks]
431
00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:57,940
Nothing too outrageous.
432
00:19:59,420 --> 00:20:01,581
Kev, I know everybody's probably said it,
433
00:20:01,660 --> 00:20:04,101
but if there's anything I can do...
434
00:20:04,940 --> 00:20:06,141
Ta.
435
00:20:06,221 --> 00:20:07,741
["You Have Been Loved" playing]
436
00:20:07,821 --> 00:20:09,141
Oi, Karen,
437
00:20:09,221 --> 00:20:10,981
can you get
some decent music sorted?
438
00:20:11,061 --> 00:20:14,900
♪ Cruel world
We've so much to lose... ♪
439
00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:16,461
[indistinct chatter]
440
00:20:16,541 --> 00:20:18,381
Did you know her, Kev's mum?
441
00:20:19,061 --> 00:20:20,301
-Not really.
-[music stops]
442
00:20:20,381 --> 00:20:22,141
She was mad as mustard.
443
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,981
They were never that close,
Kev's family.
444
00:20:24,061 --> 00:20:26,141
["Walking on Sunshine" playing]
445
00:20:27,741 --> 00:20:28,900
Debbie!
446
00:20:28,981 --> 00:20:30,541
[Frank] No, you see, suicide
447
00:20:30,621 --> 00:20:32,341
is part of the natural ebb and flow.
448
00:20:32,420 --> 00:20:34,981
Used to be wars and famine,
but now it's miserable bastards
449
00:20:35,061 --> 00:20:36,781
chucking themselves off tower blocks.
450
00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:39,821
They're just lightening the load,
making sure there's enough space left
451
00:20:39,900 --> 00:20:41,021
-for the rest of us.
-[Katie coos]
452
00:20:41,101 --> 00:20:42,541
You think I'm talking bollocks,
don't ya?
453
00:20:42,621 --> 00:20:44,101
Well, let me tell you something,
smart-arse,
454
00:20:44,180 --> 00:20:46,821
she's a mistake,
nobody fucking ordered her,
455
00:20:46,900 --> 00:20:48,420
-she just arrived.
-So?
456
00:20:48,501 --> 00:20:51,621
So, to equal each mistake,
someone has to check out early.
457
00:20:52,541 --> 00:20:54,660
[Ian] So, what about the people
who can't have kids?
458
00:20:54,741 --> 00:20:56,141
-Like Kev and Veronica.
-[Katie cooing]
459
00:20:56,221 --> 00:20:57,621
Does someone come back
to fucking life?
460
00:20:57,700 --> 00:20:59,420
Natural selection, Darwin.
461
00:20:59,501 --> 00:21:01,261
Fucking 2001.
462
00:21:01,341 --> 00:21:04,621
Who'd want to see the offspring
of that pair of fucking reprobates?
463
00:21:05,381 --> 00:21:07,461
It'd come out looking like
Jiminy Cricket!
464
00:21:08,221 --> 00:21:09,621
[Katie coos]
465
00:21:09,700 --> 00:21:12,021
♪ Whoa-oh ♪
466
00:21:12,101 --> 00:21:14,021
♪ I'm walking on sunshine... ♪
467
00:21:15,301 --> 00:21:16,301
[door unlocks]
468
00:21:16,381 --> 00:21:18,741
♪ I'm walking on sunshine ♪
469
00:21:18,821 --> 00:21:20,101
♪ Whoa-oh ♪
470
00:21:21,101 --> 00:21:22,781
You don't have to hate me,
you know, Veronica.
471
00:21:23,501 --> 00:21:25,021
Just because he used
to fall at my feet,
472
00:21:25,101 --> 00:21:26,021
it doesn't mean anything.
473
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,180
It's how he feels now
that matters.
474
00:21:28,261 --> 00:21:30,101
[paper towel rustling]
475
00:21:30,180 --> 00:21:33,261
♪ I used to think
Maybe you loved me ♪
476
00:21:33,341 --> 00:21:34,541
♪ Now I know that it's true... ♪
477
00:21:34,621 --> 00:21:38,101
["Can't Get You Out of My Head" playing]
478
00:21:40,821 --> 00:21:44,660
♪ I just can't get you out
Of my head ♪
479
00:21:44,741 --> 00:21:48,501
♪ Boy, your lovin'
Is all I think about ♪
480
00:21:48,581 --> 00:21:52,180
♪ I just can't get you out
Of my head ♪
481
00:21:52,261 --> 00:21:56,460
♪ Boy, it's more than I dare
To think about... ♪
482
00:21:56,541 --> 00:21:57,900
[wedding bells]
483
00:22:01,781 --> 00:22:02,981
[laughter]
484
00:22:03,861 --> 00:22:07,541
♪ I just can't get you
Out of my head ♪
485
00:22:07,621 --> 00:22:09,301
♪ Boy, your lovin' is... ♪
486
00:22:09,381 --> 00:22:10,341
Oi!
487
00:22:11,061 --> 00:22:12,981
Remember me?
I know it must be hard
488
00:22:13,061 --> 00:22:15,101
prizing yourself away
from tarty tits,
489
00:22:15,180 --> 00:22:16,700
-but I'm your fucking wife!
-Veronica.
490
00:22:16,781 --> 00:22:18,781
Fuck off. I mean,
I know your game, love. Eh?
491
00:22:18,861 --> 00:22:20,420
I've met your type before.
492
00:22:20,501 --> 00:22:22,141
Nice as pie
then shaft ya in ya back.
493
00:22:22,660 --> 00:22:23,821
Well, he's my husband now,
494
00:22:23,900 --> 00:22:25,541
so you can take your pretty face
495
00:22:25,621 --> 00:22:27,741
-and go and get fucked!
-Veronica.
496
00:22:27,821 --> 00:22:29,180
-Get the fuck off.
-[Roxy] Your husband?
497
00:22:29,261 --> 00:22:31,180
You wanna check
the marriage certificate?
498
00:22:31,261 --> 00:22:34,261
-Last time I looked, it said Roxy Ball.
-Ancient history, sweetheart.
499
00:22:34,341 --> 00:22:37,101
-Funny how he never got a divorce!
-You were in fucking prison!
500
00:22:37,180 --> 00:22:39,180
Or maybe he just wanted
a proper woman.
501
00:22:39,261 --> 00:22:41,261
Someone who could give him kids!
502
00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:43,700
You poisonous fucking bitch!
503
00:22:44,180 --> 00:22:45,301
-[gasping]
-[Roxy] Fuckin' hell!
504
00:22:45,381 --> 00:22:47,621
[Veronica] You malicious fucking
Geordie tart! Come on!
505
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:49,180
[Frank] Here we go.
506
00:22:49,261 --> 00:22:51,581
-[urn shattering]
-[Veronica and Roxy yelling]
507
00:22:51,660 --> 00:22:54,021
-[Ian] Marty, help us out!
-[Marty] Veronica, leave her alone!
508
00:22:54,101 --> 00:22:56,101
Get off me! Get the fuck off me!
509
00:22:56,180 --> 00:22:57,900
-[Ian] Leave it out!
-[Marty] Leave her alone!
510
00:22:57,981 --> 00:22:59,781
Come on! Come on, ya slag!
511
00:22:59,861 --> 00:23:01,981
I'll fuckin' have ya! [panting]
512
00:23:02,061 --> 00:23:05,061
If I'd have fought back... you'd be dead!
513
00:23:06,821 --> 00:23:08,180
[spits]
514
00:23:11,101 --> 00:23:12,541
Take 'er home.
515
00:23:12,621 --> 00:23:15,660
♪ I just can't get you
Out of my head... ♪
516
00:23:15,741 --> 00:23:16,861
Get off!
517
00:23:16,940 --> 00:23:19,301
♪ Boy, your lovin'
Is all I think about... ♪
518
00:23:19,381 --> 00:23:20,221
There's ya mum.
519
00:23:20,781 --> 00:23:21,781
Think I got most of 'er.
520
00:23:22,541 --> 00:23:23,660
♪ ...out of my head ♪
521
00:23:23,741 --> 00:23:27,621
♪ Boy, it's more than I dare
To think about ♪
522
00:23:28,381 --> 00:23:30,061
♪ There's a... ♪
523
00:23:30,141 --> 00:23:31,621
-[door creaks]
-[Kev] Roxy?
524
00:23:31,700 --> 00:23:33,781
♪ ...secret in me... ♪
525
00:23:33,861 --> 00:23:35,021
You OK?
526
00:23:35,101 --> 00:23:36,420
I'm sorry.
That shouldn't have happened.
527
00:23:36,940 --> 00:23:38,821
Not here at ya mam's wake.
528
00:23:38,900 --> 00:23:40,021
Wasn't your fault.
529
00:23:40,101 --> 00:23:42,101
♪ In your heart ♪
530
00:23:42,821 --> 00:23:44,381
♪ Set me free... ♪
531
00:23:44,460 --> 00:23:45,581
Can't believe she's gone.
532
00:23:47,221 --> 00:23:48,981
I know we weren't close, but...
533
00:23:51,101 --> 00:23:52,261
she was me mam...
534
00:23:54,180 --> 00:23:55,781
...and I'm never gonna see her again.
535
00:23:58,381 --> 00:23:59,900
Do you wanna talk about her?
536
00:24:16,541 --> 00:24:17,981
[Veronica groans]
537
00:24:19,741 --> 00:24:22,221
[continues groaning]
538
00:24:30,141 --> 00:24:31,381
[groans]
539
00:24:31,460 --> 00:24:32,741
[exhales]
540
00:24:34,660 --> 00:24:36,180
[groans]
541
00:24:40,341 --> 00:24:41,700
Kev?
542
00:24:50,821 --> 00:24:52,180
[puts earring on table]
543
00:24:54,981 --> 00:24:56,141
Kev?
544
00:24:56,221 --> 00:24:57,700
[children chattering outside]
545
00:25:00,021 --> 00:25:01,781
[Kev] I'm thinkin' bachelor pad.
546
00:25:02,861 --> 00:25:05,180
Somewhere to put me head down
when you're getting on me nerves.
547
00:25:19,381 --> 00:25:20,621
You bastard!
548
00:25:21,101 --> 00:25:22,660
Fuck!
549
00:25:24,021 --> 00:25:25,261
Veronica!
550
00:25:25,821 --> 00:25:26,981
Veronica!
551
00:25:28,141 --> 00:25:30,220
Fuck! Veronica!
552
00:25:35,180 --> 00:25:36,621
Veronica, wait!
553
00:25:36,700 --> 00:25:38,460
It's not how it looks!
Come 'ere, nothing happened.
554
00:25:38,541 --> 00:25:39,660
-Get away from me!
-Come 'ere.
555
00:25:39,741 --> 00:25:42,180
-Listen to me!
-Get away and stay away!
556
00:25:42,261 --> 00:25:44,021
Because it's over, Kev.
557
00:25:44,101 --> 00:25:45,420
It's over.
558
00:25:53,900 --> 00:25:55,861
[eerie music]
559
00:26:12,660 --> 00:26:13,501
[window locks]
560
00:26:14,141 --> 00:26:15,501
Veronica?
561
00:26:15,581 --> 00:26:17,581
Fuck's sake.
Will you just 'ear me out?
562
00:26:19,220 --> 00:26:20,581
Nothing happened!
563
00:26:20,660 --> 00:26:23,101
-What's going on?
-Well, what's it look like?
564
00:26:23,180 --> 00:26:24,501
She's booted me out.
565
00:26:24,581 --> 00:26:26,741
She's booted you out?
After last night?
566
00:26:27,581 --> 00:26:29,501
She caught me and Roxy
at me mam's place.
567
00:26:29,581 --> 00:26:31,741
-Kev, you didn't--
-Look, nothing happened!
568
00:26:31,821 --> 00:26:33,660
You and Roxy, same bed,
and nothing happened?
569
00:26:33,741 --> 00:26:36,541
-Veronica!
-What the bloody hell?
570
00:26:36,621 --> 00:26:38,660
Carol, will you talk to Veronica?
She's thrown him out.
571
00:26:38,741 --> 00:26:41,301
-And say what?
-Something. They're splitting up.
572
00:26:41,381 --> 00:26:44,220
Never get involved with a domestic.
No one ever thanks you for it.
573
00:26:44,900 --> 00:26:45,900
Come on, Norm.
574
00:26:47,301 --> 00:26:48,341
[Kev] Veronica.
575
00:26:55,700 --> 00:26:57,141
Did ya do it, Kev?
576
00:26:58,381 --> 00:26:59,381
Did you shag her, Roxy?
577
00:27:03,180 --> 00:27:04,660
Truth?
578
00:27:04,741 --> 00:27:06,660
[clicks tongue] We started...
579
00:27:07,581 --> 00:27:08,781
but I stopped it.
580
00:27:10,180 --> 00:27:11,021
Not cos of guilt.
581
00:27:12,541 --> 00:27:14,940
I just needed someone there...
582
00:27:16,301 --> 00:27:17,381
you know?
583
00:27:19,420 --> 00:27:20,700
Someone who cared.
584
00:27:23,341 --> 00:27:24,621
[inhales]
585
00:27:24,700 --> 00:27:26,301
I had a sly wank, though,
when she'd gone to sleep.
586
00:27:26,381 --> 00:27:28,220
[Lip and Ian chuckle]
587
00:27:28,301 --> 00:27:29,741
Well, you’ve got to, haven't ya?
588
00:27:30,621 --> 00:27:31,900
[Lip chucking]
589
00:27:35,541 --> 00:27:37,261
-[knocking on door]
-Veronica!
590
00:27:37,821 --> 00:27:39,220
[clanking]
591
00:27:39,301 --> 00:27:40,821
[Debbie] Veronica, open the door!
592
00:27:58,660 --> 00:27:59,781
[clanking]
593
00:28:05,501 --> 00:28:07,180
[sobs]
594
00:28:15,900 --> 00:28:17,261
[glasses clinking]
595
00:28:17,940 --> 00:28:20,700
Hi. Party round at Martika's.
Thought you might wanna join me.
596
00:28:20,781 --> 00:28:22,900
-Can't, Rox, I'm working.
-Grief does funny things to people.
597
00:28:22,981 --> 00:28:24,660
-Tell 'em ya not feeling well.
-Oi, oi.
598
00:28:24,741 --> 00:28:26,541
She's thrown me out
because of last night.
599
00:28:26,621 --> 00:28:28,101
-It's OK.
-No, it's not OK.
600
00:28:28,180 --> 00:28:29,420
Far fucking from it.
601
00:28:29,501 --> 00:28:31,180
Everything's gone down the shitter.
602
00:28:31,261 --> 00:28:33,660
[ "Don't Leave Me This Way" playing]
603
00:28:33,741 --> 00:28:34,861
[glasses clinking]
604
00:28:34,940 --> 00:28:37,700
Not everything, Kev.
You haven't lost everything.
605
00:28:38,541 --> 00:28:41,021
Look, there's something
I shoulda told ya about us.
606
00:28:41,101 --> 00:28:42,460
Well, about you.
607
00:28:42,541 --> 00:28:43,381
What?
608
00:28:43,980 --> 00:28:45,861
It's not you that's infertile, Kev.
609
00:28:47,700 --> 00:28:49,220
At least, you weren't with me.
610
00:28:52,141 --> 00:28:53,660
-[Debbie] Carl!
-[Carl] Get off! Marty, help!
611
00:28:53,741 --> 00:28:54,980
[Marty] I'm trying to watch this.
612
00:28:55,061 --> 00:28:56,821
-[Carl] Marty, help!
-[Marty] Get off!
613
00:28:57,700 --> 00:28:59,861
-[audience applauding on TV]
-[Marty] Is it done?
614
00:29:01,700 --> 00:29:04,021
Thanks, Debs, and--
and no offence...
615
00:29:05,021 --> 00:29:06,460
but I need to speak to Fiona.
616
00:29:06,541 --> 00:29:07,980
She don't live 'ere anymore.
617
00:29:08,061 --> 00:29:09,541
[laughter on TV]
618
00:29:09,621 --> 00:29:11,021
Her new number's on the pinboard.
619
00:29:13,220 --> 00:29:15,180
Party best. [giggles]
620
00:29:15,261 --> 00:29:17,581
'Ow do I look? [giggles]
621
00:29:18,460 --> 00:29:20,180
Honest opinion not required.
622
00:29:20,261 --> 00:29:21,420
What's the occasion?
623
00:29:21,501 --> 00:29:23,061
Showing her off
to some friends of mine.
624
00:29:23,141 --> 00:29:25,301
Special night...
for a special lady. [kisses]
625
00:29:26,180 --> 00:29:27,581
[Carol] Don't wait up.
626
00:29:27,660 --> 00:29:28,700
[Norman chuckles]
627
00:29:28,781 --> 00:29:30,220
-[Carol whoops] Norman!
-[Norman chuckles]
628
00:29:30,861 --> 00:29:31,741
I'm fine.
629
00:29:32,420 --> 00:29:33,501
Thanks for asking.
630
00:29:35,141 --> 00:29:37,101
[Kev] Jesus. A kid?
631
00:29:37,821 --> 00:29:40,220
[sighs] I've been for tests.
632
00:29:40,301 --> 00:29:41,420
I thought I couldn't have 'em.
633
00:29:42,980 --> 00:29:44,420
But why didn't you tell me?
634
00:29:44,980 --> 00:29:46,501
You know what I was like back then. I...
635
00:29:47,700 --> 00:29:49,220
I suppose I saw it as revenge.
636
00:29:50,341 --> 00:29:51,741
Had him adopted off at two months.
637
00:29:53,900 --> 00:29:55,021
Little boy.
638
00:29:57,381 --> 00:29:58,621
Ryan.
639
00:29:59,420 --> 00:30:00,541
Ryan?
640
00:30:01,861 --> 00:30:04,660
[Roxy] I wasn't fit, Kev. I--
I could barely look after meself,
641
00:30:04,741 --> 00:30:06,301
let alone a baby.
642
00:30:08,061 --> 00:30:09,501
But your mam was brilliant.
643
00:30:10,220 --> 00:30:12,501
She looked after all the paperwork, and--
644
00:30:12,581 --> 00:30:14,021
and made sure
he went to a good home.
645
00:30:14,861 --> 00:30:15,821
Me mam knew?
646
00:30:17,381 --> 00:30:18,781
[sighs]
647
00:30:19,381 --> 00:30:20,541
He'd be ten this Easter.
648
00:30:21,940 --> 00:30:23,061
Got any photos of him?
649
00:30:24,781 --> 00:30:26,301
Did he look like me?
650
00:30:28,501 --> 00:30:29,420
Yeah, a bit.
651
00:30:30,621 --> 00:30:32,021
Around the eyes.
652
00:30:33,101 --> 00:30:35,460
-Like piss holes in the snow.
-Oh.
653
00:30:36,660 --> 00:30:39,141
He'd be a good-looking kid
just like his daddy.
654
00:30:48,541 --> 00:30:50,220
[Norman] This looks like the spot.
655
00:30:51,581 --> 00:30:54,980
There's not a house in sight.
We're in the middle of nowhere.
656
00:30:55,660 --> 00:30:57,341
Who said anything about houses?
657
00:30:58,141 --> 00:30:59,341
You said...
658
00:30:59,420 --> 00:31:02,821
"party," friends of yours,
"dress to impress."
659
00:31:03,621 --> 00:31:05,381
Who needs bedrooms,
660
00:31:05,460 --> 00:31:06,621
when you've got
the great outdoors?
661
00:31:07,980 --> 00:31:09,220
See that car over there?
662
00:31:09,741 --> 00:31:11,980
That's Marian and Phil. Nice couple.
663
00:31:12,061 --> 00:31:13,541
He's a landscape gardener.
664
00:31:13,621 --> 00:31:15,861
Did my patio last summer, lovely job.
665
00:31:17,101 --> 00:31:19,341
They do anal, doggy, and fisting.
666
00:31:19,420 --> 00:31:20,741
They're not into orgies.
667
00:31:22,341 --> 00:31:24,781
-You're not seriously suggesting--
-Open your mind, Carol.
668
00:31:24,861 --> 00:31:26,420
Let go of the fear.
669
00:31:28,660 --> 00:31:30,101
Live pornography...
670
00:31:31,021 --> 00:31:32,381
inches away from ya.
671
00:31:33,660 --> 00:31:36,301
Oh, it's like nothing
you've ever experienced.
672
00:31:36,381 --> 00:31:37,861
[breathes deeply]
673
00:31:37,940 --> 00:31:39,541
There's, er, there's no touching...
674
00:31:40,141 --> 00:31:41,541
and, er, no photography.
675
00:31:41,621 --> 00:31:43,061
But if you wanna whack yourself off
676
00:31:43,141 --> 00:31:45,141
while you're watching,
no-one's gonna protest.
677
00:31:45,781 --> 00:31:47,541
Take me home.
678
00:31:48,341 --> 00:31:49,781
What? Why?
679
00:31:50,420 --> 00:31:53,420
The penis salad was one thing,
but this...
680
00:31:53,501 --> 00:31:55,501
-Where are ya goin'?
-Home!
681
00:31:55,940 --> 00:31:58,021
-[Norman] Carol, Carol.
-[door closes]
682
00:31:58,101 --> 00:31:59,700
They'll think we're timewasters!
683
00:32:19,621 --> 00:32:21,021
[door opens]
684
00:32:22,420 --> 00:32:23,660
[moaning]
685
00:32:24,700 --> 00:32:27,061
-[woman moans]
-[man] Yes. Yes.
686
00:32:28,861 --> 00:32:31,861
-[man] That's it, that's it.
-[woman moans]
687
00:32:32,861 --> 00:32:34,900
[both moaning]
688
00:32:37,781 --> 00:32:40,021
[man moans] Oh, yes.
689
00:32:40,101 --> 00:32:42,740
-[man] Oh, yeah. Yeah.
-[Karen moans]
690
00:32:42,821 --> 00:32:44,061
-Don't mind me.
-Kev!
691
00:32:44,141 --> 00:32:45,541
What?
You scared the shit outta me,
692
00:32:45,621 --> 00:32:46,980
I thought we had fuckin' ghosts.
693
00:32:47,061 --> 00:32:48,700
-Who's he?
-I work 'ere.
694
00:32:48,781 --> 00:32:51,101
-Who the fuck are you?
-Mate of mine. Tim.
695
00:32:51,180 --> 00:32:52,261
Jim!
696
00:32:52,341 --> 00:32:54,621
How else am I suppose to get any?
If I take anybody upstairs,
697
00:32:54,700 --> 00:32:56,180
Jez is listening at the fucking door.
698
00:32:56,261 --> 00:32:57,381
[Jez] Karen, is that you, love?
699
00:32:57,460 --> 00:32:58,861
Jesus, get down there.
700
00:32:58,940 --> 00:33:01,141
[footsteps descending]
701
00:33:05,460 --> 00:33:06,420
Is he bothering ya?
702
00:33:06,501 --> 00:33:09,180
No, er, I came down for a drink,
and, erm...
703
00:33:09,261 --> 00:33:10,501
Kev thought I was an intruder.
704
00:33:10,581 --> 00:33:12,740
Well, she's not. She lives here.
705
00:33:13,501 --> 00:33:16,101
And I'd like to see her back
where she belongs. With me.
706
00:33:17,980 --> 00:33:18,980
I know your mum's died, Kev...
707
00:33:20,261 --> 00:33:21,940
but you can only use
that excuse for so long.
708
00:33:32,180 --> 00:33:33,420
Looks like it's just me and you, mate.
709
00:33:34,861 --> 00:33:36,061
Fancy a pint?
710
00:33:41,261 --> 00:33:43,021
-[glass thuds]
-You accommodate it, you know...
711
00:33:43,660 --> 00:33:45,861
[burps]
...the idea that you're shooting blanks,
712
00:33:45,940 --> 00:33:47,781
it becomes a part of who you are.
713
00:33:47,861 --> 00:33:49,180
And then suddenly... [claps hands]
714
00:33:49,261 --> 00:33:50,301
...wallop!
715
00:33:50,381 --> 00:33:51,900
Everything's turned upside down,
716
00:33:51,980 --> 00:33:53,261
and you dunno know how to feel,
717
00:33:53,341 --> 00:33:55,420
but it's like a million different
feelings all at once.
718
00:33:56,420 --> 00:33:58,541
Suddenly everything
is under the microscope...
719
00:33:59,061 --> 00:34:00,420
you know, me whole future.
720
00:34:00,501 --> 00:34:02,301
Who do I love? What do I want?
721
00:34:03,381 --> 00:34:05,740
I need to have a family
of me own.
722
00:34:06,301 --> 00:34:07,940
You know, I'm one of them blokes.
723
00:34:08,021 --> 00:34:10,421
It's like this fucking great big hole
that has to be filled.
724
00:34:10,981 --> 00:34:12,541
-[sniffs]
-Are you with me?
725
00:34:12,621 --> 00:34:14,340
Absolutely, mate, absolutely.
726
00:34:16,660 --> 00:34:18,300
-[glasses thud on bar]
-The other thing, Tim...
727
00:34:19,021 --> 00:34:20,541
-[Jim] Jim.
-Sorry.
728
00:34:20,621 --> 00:34:22,820
I mean, I don't know about you, but...
729
00:34:26,300 --> 00:34:28,501
-[bell rings]
-[indistinct chatter]
730
00:34:29,780 --> 00:34:30,981
You look like death.
731
00:34:31,061 --> 00:34:32,780
You could've at least
brushed your hair.
732
00:34:33,421 --> 00:34:35,381
Do you even care? [laughs]
733
00:34:35,461 --> 00:34:38,220
Do you give the smallest shit
what happens to me?
734
00:34:38,300 --> 00:34:40,021
Of course I care!
735
00:34:40,101 --> 00:34:42,061
But life goes on, Veronica.
736
00:34:43,141 --> 00:34:44,300
I've split up with Norman,
737
00:34:44,381 --> 00:34:46,220
but you don't see me
moping around.
738
00:34:46,300 --> 00:34:47,780
We've been together ten years!
739
00:34:47,860 --> 00:34:49,421
He was me fucking life!
740
00:34:49,501 --> 00:34:52,541
What do you expect,
you stupid old bitch?
741
00:34:52,621 --> 00:34:54,340
Now stop that. Take that back.
742
00:34:54,421 --> 00:34:56,101
That's no way
to speak to your mother.
743
00:34:56,180 --> 00:34:57,541
Start behavin' like one,
744
00:34:57,621 --> 00:35:00,061
and I'll start speaking
to ya like one.
745
00:35:00,141 --> 00:35:01,981
And what's that supposed
to mean?
746
00:35:03,381 --> 00:35:05,141
You're my mum!
747
00:35:05,221 --> 00:35:06,621
[sobbing] Make it better.
748
00:35:07,421 --> 00:35:09,780
Make it all all right again.
749
00:35:09,860 --> 00:35:11,101
[sobs]
750
00:35:11,941 --> 00:35:12,941
I don't know what y--
751
00:35:13,021 --> 00:35:14,421
[sobs]
752
00:35:15,261 --> 00:35:16,621
Well... well...
753
00:35:16,701 --> 00:35:19,340
what do you expect me
to do about it?
754
00:35:19,421 --> 00:35:21,061
[sobs]
755
00:35:23,101 --> 00:35:24,661
Carol, fuck off.
756
00:35:24,741 --> 00:35:26,901
-[Veronica sobbing]
-[Yvonne] Come on, come on.
757
00:35:28,021 --> 00:35:29,421
-[sobs]
-[bell rings]
758
00:35:29,501 --> 00:35:31,300
He's all I had in the world.
759
00:35:31,381 --> 00:35:33,221
-[Yvonne] I know.
-[sobs]
760
00:35:33,300 --> 00:35:34,621
[door closes]
761
00:35:34,701 --> 00:35:38,141
[sobbing]
I only came in for bog roll.
762
00:35:40,421 --> 00:35:41,581
[Mandy] Have a good time?
763
00:35:41,661 --> 00:35:42,780
[Lip] Loved it.
764
00:35:42,860 --> 00:35:44,141
She's amazing.
765
00:35:44,221 --> 00:35:45,701
Even the crying didn't bother me.
766
00:35:46,340 --> 00:35:47,661
[Mandy]
You wanna try it every night.
767
00:35:47,741 --> 00:35:49,621
-Let me then.
-[dogs barking]
768
00:35:50,340 --> 00:35:51,461
Let me have her more often.
769
00:35:52,061 --> 00:35:53,021
Weekends.
770
00:35:54,780 --> 00:35:56,741
-I want to.
-You don't.
771
00:35:56,820 --> 00:35:58,381
-[Katie coos]
-You wouldn't.
772
00:35:58,901 --> 00:36:00,541
-And you can't.
-[Katie cries]
773
00:36:00,621 --> 00:36:02,300
Apart from anything,
me mum wouldn't allow it.
774
00:36:04,461 --> 00:36:05,421
[Katie coos]
775
00:36:06,261 --> 00:36:08,061
-[Katie grumbling]
-The fuck you doing?
776
00:36:09,261 --> 00:36:10,941
Mum, dad, baby.
777
00:36:11,780 --> 00:36:13,300
-[Katie grumbling]
-[Lip sighs]
778
00:36:14,901 --> 00:36:16,300
Just wanted to see how it feels.
779
00:36:17,820 --> 00:36:18,860
You're off your head, you.
780
00:36:24,581 --> 00:36:26,581
[slot machine beeping]
781
00:36:26,661 --> 00:36:27,780
You fucking moron!
782
00:36:27,860 --> 00:36:29,780
Oh, nice to see you, too,
Yvonne.
783
00:36:30,661 --> 00:36:32,021
Veronica has told me everything.
784
00:36:32,101 --> 00:36:33,661
You deserve
your bollocks chopping off.
785
00:36:33,741 --> 00:36:35,340
-I didn't shag her.
-[glasses clink]
786
00:36:35,421 --> 00:36:36,820
No, but you spent
the night there, didn't ya?
787
00:36:36,901 --> 00:36:39,780
Talking and cuddling. That's worse!
788
00:36:39,860 --> 00:36:41,461
In which universe?
789
00:36:41,541 --> 00:36:44,340
Kev. You're gonna lose the best thing
that's ever happened to you,
790
00:36:44,421 --> 00:36:47,300
-and ya stood 'ere like piffy!
-Givin' her some cooling space.
791
00:36:47,381 --> 00:36:48,741
How does a few hundred miles
grab ya?
792
00:36:48,820 --> 00:36:51,261
["Made of Stone" playing]
793
00:36:51,941 --> 00:36:54,501
-You what?
-She's leaving. Tomorrow.
794
00:36:54,581 --> 00:36:56,221
Fiona's invited her to Amsterdam.
795
00:36:56,300 --> 00:36:58,701
If you've got any sense,
you'll pull your finger out of ya arse,
796
00:36:58,780 --> 00:37:01,501
-and get round there.
-Will you cover for an hour?
797
00:37:02,860 --> 00:37:04,621
The very man. I thought
we could spend the day together.
798
00:37:04,701 --> 00:37:07,021
-No, Roxy, we can't.
-Oh, stop trying to fight it, Kev.
799
00:37:07,101 --> 00:37:08,501
I know for a fact
you can't resist me.
800
00:37:08,581 --> 00:37:09,981
Get it into your thick skull.
801
00:37:10,061 --> 00:37:11,261
The other night meant nothing.
802
00:37:11,340 --> 00:37:13,261
Our marriage means nothing.
803
00:37:13,780 --> 00:37:15,181
And what about ya child, Kev?
804
00:37:15,261 --> 00:37:16,421
Does that mean nothing?
805
00:37:16,501 --> 00:37:17,661
Right now?
806
00:37:17,741 --> 00:37:19,501
Yes.
807
00:37:27,061 --> 00:37:28,261
Double vodka.
808
00:37:29,021 --> 00:37:30,380
No ice.
809
00:37:32,141 --> 00:37:34,621
[sad music]
810
00:37:34,701 --> 00:37:35,941
She's round at ours.
811
00:37:36,021 --> 00:37:37,701
She won't come back
until you've gone away.
812
00:37:40,261 --> 00:37:41,421
Does everyone over there hate me?
813
00:37:42,581 --> 00:37:43,421
No one hates ya.
814
00:37:44,421 --> 00:37:45,780
We just wish it wasn't happening.
815
00:37:46,941 --> 00:37:48,300
-It's sad.
-Mm.
816
00:37:49,380 --> 00:37:50,661
You're Kev and Veronica.
817
00:37:51,261 --> 00:37:52,661
You're like bangers and mash.
818
00:37:53,461 --> 00:37:54,901
-Fish and chips.
-[chuckles]
819
00:37:54,981 --> 00:37:56,221
Vodka and tonic.
820
00:37:57,981 --> 00:37:59,461
Important lesson in life, Debs...
821
00:38:00,741 --> 00:38:03,061
sooner or later,
men always fuck it up.
822
00:38:04,461 --> 00:38:05,581
I know.
823
00:38:05,661 --> 00:38:07,261
Yeah, and if I were you,
I'd become a lesbian.
824
00:38:07,340 --> 00:38:09,300
[chuckles] I'll bear that in mind
825
00:38:15,621 --> 00:38:16,741
[chuckles]
826
00:38:16,820 --> 00:38:19,181
[Karen] You'll be all right, Jez.
You'll be all right.
827
00:38:19,981 --> 00:38:21,701
Your fucking wife did this!
828
00:38:21,780 --> 00:38:23,780
-Why fucking serve her?
-Because we're a fucking pub!
829
00:38:23,860 --> 00:38:25,661
After everythin' I told ya, Karen?
830
00:38:25,741 --> 00:38:26,741
I'm not a social worker, Kev.
831
00:38:26,820 --> 00:38:29,101
If people order drinks,
I assume they can handle 'em.
832
00:38:29,181 --> 00:38:31,780
-She's an alcoholic!
-Oh, I know that now!
833
00:38:35,780 --> 00:38:37,061
She nearly polished off
the whole bottle.
834
00:38:37,780 --> 00:38:39,340
Then she starts calling me
all kinds of slag,
835
00:38:39,421 --> 00:38:40,741
and accusing me
of being in love with you.
836
00:38:40,820 --> 00:38:43,221
-You what?
-That was when Jez stepped in.
837
00:38:44,380 --> 00:38:46,141
[sniffles] It was horrible.
838
00:38:46,780 --> 00:38:48,780
-It was really horrible.
-Oh, it's all my fault.
839
00:38:48,860 --> 00:38:50,860
[sniffles] No, it's mine.
840
00:38:50,941 --> 00:38:52,261
-I should've told ya.
-Told me what?
841
00:38:52,901 --> 00:38:54,261
The letters.
842
00:38:54,340 --> 00:38:56,541
The ones she wrote to your mam
whilst she was in prison.
843
00:38:56,621 --> 00:38:58,501
I've been reading through 'em.
844
00:38:58,581 --> 00:39:00,860
She's obsessed with ya.
Like, delusional.
845
00:39:01,421 --> 00:39:03,581
And it seems that your mam
played along with her fantasy.
846
00:39:03,661 --> 00:39:04,741
Oh, what fantasy?
847
00:39:04,820 --> 00:39:06,780
You and Roxy back together,
house, kids, happy ever after.
848
00:39:06,860 --> 00:39:09,221
What does it say in the letters?
Does it mention us having a nipper?
849
00:39:09,300 --> 00:39:11,061
-Who?
-Me and Roxy. Years ago.
850
00:39:11,141 --> 00:39:13,061
-She gave it up for adoption.
-Not that I've read.
851
00:39:13,141 --> 00:39:15,860
-Well, how far through are you?
-I've got a life, ya know,
852
00:39:15,941 --> 00:39:17,661
and they are not exactly Bridget Jones!
853
00:39:22,340 --> 00:39:25,860
Oh, and I don't think Jez'll
want you staying here tonight.
854
00:39:25,941 --> 00:39:30,541
♪ Be gentle with
This heart of mine... ♪
855
00:39:31,701 --> 00:39:33,741
[Norman] I'm a sexual being, Carol.
856
00:39:33,820 --> 00:39:35,101
Always have been.
857
00:39:35,780 --> 00:39:38,061
And asking me to change that...
858
00:39:38,941 --> 00:39:42,101
is like asking the daisies
not to flower in the springtime.
859
00:39:43,340 --> 00:39:45,901
But I'm also a man
who listens to his heart...
860
00:39:47,021 --> 00:39:49,501
and this beating old drum of mine
861
00:39:49,581 --> 00:39:52,300
is telling me I'd be foolish
to let you go.
862
00:39:54,780 --> 00:39:56,421
I love you, Carol Fisher...
863
00:39:57,541 --> 00:40:01,541
and if that means compromise,
then compromise it is.
864
00:40:04,141 --> 00:40:05,780
You, Norman Owens,
865
00:40:05,860 --> 00:40:09,820
are the most wonderful man
I've met in years.
866
00:40:09,901 --> 00:40:11,021
[Norman] Oh.
867
00:40:13,901 --> 00:40:15,541
I'd just like to say...
868
00:40:15,621 --> 00:40:18,380
as long as it's within
the confines of these walls...
869
00:40:19,101 --> 00:40:21,221
I'm very open-minded.
870
00:40:22,101 --> 00:40:24,661
[Norman grunts and chuckles]
871
00:40:26,300 --> 00:40:28,741
[Norman chuckles]
872
00:40:28,820 --> 00:40:30,581
[Sue]
Oh, I wish I were going with ya.
873
00:40:32,061 --> 00:40:33,501
Will you give this to our Fiona?
874
00:40:34,741 --> 00:40:37,021
As long as it's not something
I have to explain at Customs.
875
00:40:37,101 --> 00:40:39,061
-[Fiona chuckles]
-We've all written letters.
876
00:40:39,141 --> 00:40:40,661
There's some few recent photos
in there and stuff.
877
00:40:40,741 --> 00:40:43,461
-Yeah. Tell her we miss her.
-And ask her when she's coming home.
878
00:40:45,461 --> 00:40:47,101
[Veronica] Hey, you.
879
00:40:48,461 --> 00:40:49,780
It's not forever.
880
00:40:50,421 --> 00:40:52,421
Just for a couple of months,
till I get me head sorted.
881
00:40:52,501 --> 00:40:53,501
OK?
882
00:40:55,221 --> 00:40:56,501
[Carol screams]
883
00:40:56,581 --> 00:40:57,741
What the...?
884
00:40:57,820 --> 00:40:59,661
[screaming continues]
885
00:41:02,820 --> 00:41:04,061
-Mind!
-What the bloody--
886
00:41:04,141 --> 00:41:05,541
-Get him!
-[Marty] Hey!
887
00:41:07,780 --> 00:41:09,541
-Oh!
-Hey, come 'ere!
888
00:41:09,621 --> 00:41:11,701
-[Norman mumbling]
-Cunt! Come here, ya dirty--
889
00:41:11,780 --> 00:41:13,541
-[Carol groans]
-Mum, what's the matter?
890
00:41:13,621 --> 00:41:16,501
Oh, no. Don't look at me.
891
00:41:18,300 --> 00:41:19,581
[Carol] I'm too ashamed.
892
00:41:19,661 --> 00:41:21,221
Carol, what's he done to ya?
893
00:41:21,300 --> 00:41:24,461
I'm a disgusting human being.
894
00:41:26,541 --> 00:41:28,221
[sobs]
895
00:41:28,300 --> 00:41:30,661
I only wanted to please him, Veronica.
896
00:41:31,901 --> 00:41:33,101
He said it w--
897
00:41:33,181 --> 00:41:35,501
was an erotic massage.
898
00:41:36,261 --> 00:41:37,421
If I'd any idea--
899
00:41:37,501 --> 00:41:39,621
[Veronica]
What the bleedin' hell has he done?
900
00:41:39,701 --> 00:41:41,501
[Sue] Carol, what is it?
901
00:41:43,261 --> 00:41:44,661
[sobs]
902
00:41:44,741 --> 00:41:47,901
He went to the bathroom on me.
903
00:41:47,981 --> 00:41:50,461
-[sobs]
-[Veronica] Oh, Jesus!
904
00:41:50,541 --> 00:41:52,461
[Carol sniffles] You're right...
905
00:41:53,661 --> 00:41:55,541
I am a terrible mother.
906
00:41:55,621 --> 00:41:57,181
-[Veronica] Oh.
-[sobs]
907
00:41:57,261 --> 00:41:58,541
It's all right, just...
908
00:41:59,421 --> 00:42:01,300
go and get in shower. Come on.
909
00:42:01,380 --> 00:42:03,941
-[sobs]
-[sighs]
910
00:42:05,541 --> 00:42:07,661
[continues sobbing]
911
00:42:08,621 --> 00:42:10,340
[Veronica] Pack it in, ya knobheads!
912
00:42:10,421 --> 00:42:12,021
[kids laughing]
913
00:42:12,101 --> 00:42:13,421
[Lip groans in disgust]
914
00:42:13,501 --> 00:42:15,780
-[Lip cries in disgust]
-[all laugh]
915
00:42:19,820 --> 00:42:21,941
[sirens in distance]
916
00:42:46,741 --> 00:42:48,261
[birds tweeting]
917
00:42:54,101 --> 00:42:55,141
[sighs]
918
00:43:07,021 --> 00:43:08,941
[paper rustling]
919
00:43:19,741 --> 00:43:21,541
[knocking on door]
920
00:43:24,221 --> 00:43:25,621
[sniffles]
921
00:43:28,901 --> 00:43:30,701
-[groans]
-Fuckin' bitch!
922
00:43:30,780 --> 00:43:33,661
You fucking whore!
You stole him, he's mine!
923
00:43:33,741 --> 00:43:35,261
[Roxy] You fuckin' bitch!
924
00:43:35,340 --> 00:43:37,701
Get the fuck out of my fucking house,
you slag!
925
00:43:37,780 --> 00:43:39,340
I'll fucking have you, you-- Fuck!
926
00:43:39,421 --> 00:43:40,661
[Veronica] Get the fuck out!
927
00:43:41,741 --> 00:43:44,141
-[pots clattering]
-[Roxy] Fucking stupid bitch!
928
00:43:44,221 --> 00:43:45,621
-Fucking come on, then!
-[Veronica] Come on!
929
00:43:45,701 --> 00:43:47,581
-[Roxy] You fucking bitch!
930
00:43:47,661 --> 00:43:49,261
-Come on, then!
-I'm gonna fucking kill ya!
931
00:43:49,340 --> 00:43:50,860
[Veronica] Get out of my...
-[glass shatters]
932
00:43:50,941 --> 00:43:53,661
-Fuck's that?
-[Lip] It's at yours. Must be Veronica.
933
00:43:54,981 --> 00:43:56,701
-[thumping]
-[Veronica and Roxy yelling]
934
00:43:56,780 --> 00:43:59,501
[Roxy] ...slag, you! Come on, then!
935
00:43:59,581 --> 00:44:01,101
Get her off me!
936
00:44:01,181 --> 00:44:03,941
-Get off me!
-[Roxy] Fuck off!
937
00:44:04,021 --> 00:44:06,981
-[Kev] Grab 'em.
-[Roxy] Get the fuck off of me!
938
00:44:07,061 --> 00:44:09,461
-[pots clattering]
-Come on, then!
939
00:44:09,541 --> 00:44:10,941
I'll kill the fucking lot of yas!
940
00:44:11,021 --> 00:44:12,741
Starting with her!
941
00:44:18,021 --> 00:44:19,421
You'll have to go through me first.
942
00:44:20,541 --> 00:44:22,380
Cos I'd rather die than lose her.
943
00:44:24,141 --> 00:44:26,380
-You don't mean that.
-Try me.
944
00:44:27,820 --> 00:44:29,661
[Roxy panting]
945
00:44:29,741 --> 00:44:32,501
Wouldn't kill the father of ya child,
would you, Roxy?
946
00:44:35,621 --> 00:44:37,221
You made it up, didn't ya?
947
00:44:38,261 --> 00:44:40,860
How could you lie about
something like that?
948
00:44:40,941 --> 00:44:42,061
Crazy fucking bitch.
949
00:44:43,181 --> 00:44:45,221
-[screams]
-[glass shatters]
950
00:44:46,101 --> 00:44:48,541
Nobody attacks my daughter.
951
00:44:49,541 --> 00:44:50,860
I'll call the police.
952
00:44:58,340 --> 00:44:59,461
-[chatter on police radio]
-Fuck off!
953
00:44:59,541 --> 00:45:00,900
Come on now, settle down.
954
00:45:00,981 --> 00:45:02,501
-Settle down.
-Calm down.
955
00:45:03,141 --> 00:45:04,900
-Stop struggling.
-Leave me alone.
956
00:45:04,981 --> 00:45:06,340
You're doing yourself no favors.
957
00:45:06,421 --> 00:45:08,340
Fuck off!
958
00:45:08,421 --> 00:45:11,501
[male officer] That's right.
Now into the car. Watch your head.
959
00:45:16,621 --> 00:45:18,061
I made a mistake.
960
00:45:19,941 --> 00:45:21,340
I'd just lost me mam.
961
00:45:23,021 --> 00:45:24,340
I was confused.
962
00:45:25,340 --> 00:45:27,621
We didn't have sex. I couldn't.
963
00:45:28,621 --> 00:45:30,141
It's not the point, is it?
964
00:45:31,300 --> 00:45:33,581
-You wanted to.
-No, it meant nothing.
965
00:45:33,661 --> 00:45:34,820
None of it.
966
00:45:37,661 --> 00:45:39,941
But the last few days
has made me realize...
967
00:45:40,741 --> 00:45:42,181
what we've got...
968
00:45:42,261 --> 00:45:43,581
me and you...
969
00:45:45,300 --> 00:45:46,421
it's like gold dust...
970
00:45:48,421 --> 00:45:49,461
and to lose that...
971
00:45:52,621 --> 00:45:54,181
I may as well go up
to me mam's flat,
972
00:45:54,261 --> 00:45:56,061
and chuck meself off,
cos I swear, Vee...
973
00:45:56,581 --> 00:45:57,701
I'd be nothing without you.
974
00:45:59,501 --> 00:46:00,860
[gulps]
975
00:46:03,261 --> 00:46:04,501
Gotta get to the airport.
976
00:46:04,581 --> 00:46:06,340
Plane leaves at two.
977
00:46:06,421 --> 00:46:08,141
-Marty's giving us a lift.
-Don't do this, Vee.
978
00:46:08,221 --> 00:46:09,780
I have got no choice!
979
00:46:11,581 --> 00:46:13,981
Everything we had was based on trust.
980
00:46:15,101 --> 00:46:16,141
And you have ruined that.
981
00:46:17,501 --> 00:46:19,380
We will never go back
to the way it was before.
982
00:46:19,461 --> 00:46:20,741
We will, I swear.
983
00:46:20,820 --> 00:46:22,900
Look, it won't happen overnight, but--
984
00:46:22,981 --> 00:46:25,340
It won’t but give it time.
985
00:46:25,860 --> 00:46:28,581
Veronica, you--
We can make this work.
986
00:46:29,261 --> 00:46:30,981
I'll get a divorce.
987
00:46:31,061 --> 00:46:32,501
We'll-- we'll get married.
988
00:46:32,581 --> 00:46:34,661
Me and you. We'll do it proper this time.
989
00:46:34,741 --> 00:46:37,141
Then we can start a family,
and have a kiddie, and that.
990
00:46:37,780 --> 00:46:40,820
IVF, adoption, whatever it takes.
991
00:46:42,661 --> 00:46:44,141
I can make you happy.
992
00:46:44,221 --> 00:46:45,461
Just gimme a chance.
993
00:46:45,541 --> 00:46:47,621
Please, give me one more chance.
994
00:46:47,701 --> 00:46:49,820
Right. [exhales]
995
00:46:50,340 --> 00:46:52,101
I'm set. [panting]
996
00:46:53,701 --> 00:46:54,981
Bye, then.
997
00:46:57,941 --> 00:46:59,701
Shame we never had that nipper.
998
00:47:01,300 --> 00:47:02,820
I'd love to have seen its face.
999
00:47:04,461 --> 00:47:06,581
The only kid I ever want's with you.
1000
00:47:10,860 --> 00:47:13,340
[sobbing] How the fuck can I leave?
1001
00:47:14,101 --> 00:47:17,780
[sobbing]
1002
00:47:19,541 --> 00:47:23,421
[sobbing continues]
1003
00:47:32,101 --> 00:47:33,421
[sniffles]
1004
00:47:39,581 --> 00:47:40,900
Ready?
1005
00:47:49,820 --> 00:47:52,340
One, two, three.
1006
00:47:56,501 --> 00:47:58,021
[Veronica] Ya know what they say:
1007
00:47:58,101 --> 00:47:59,981
If you wanna give God a laugh,
1008
00:48:00,061 --> 00:48:01,461
tell him your plans.
1009
00:48:02,021 --> 00:48:03,661
My philosophy is,
1010
00:48:03,741 --> 00:48:05,021
never get too comfy,
1011
00:48:05,101 --> 00:48:07,741
because it doesn't matter
who you are,
1012
00:48:07,820 --> 00:48:09,421
if the whirlwind comes your way...
1013
00:48:10,300 --> 00:48:11,820
it's gonna tear your world apart...
1014
00:48:12,741 --> 00:48:13,941
and the only thing you can do...
1015
00:48:14,701 --> 00:48:16,061
is cling on tight.
1016
00:48:24,621 --> 00:48:26,581
Suppose you're fucking happy,
aren't ya?
1017
00:48:26,661 --> 00:48:28,380
When did all this turn into a war?
1018
00:48:28,461 --> 00:48:30,181
I thought me and you
could've had something.
1019
00:48:31,661 --> 00:48:32,900
Fuck is my Mandy?
1020
00:48:32,981 --> 00:48:34,421
You're dealing drugs from her pram?
1021
00:48:34,501 --> 00:48:37,621
I didn't want to have to be the one
to tell you but...
1022
00:48:37,701 --> 00:48:39,141
Our Carl's got a job.
1023
00:48:40,380 --> 00:48:41,981
[Lip] You're growing weed
for the Maguires?
1024
00:48:43,101 --> 00:48:44,860
[Ian] Drug squad, all over the estate.
1025
00:48:44,941 --> 00:48:46,541
[Carl] I can handle meself.
1026
00:48:46,621 --> 00:48:48,501
-[Mimi] Start saying your prayers...
-[woman screams]
1027
00:48:48,581 --> 00:48:49,900
...cos Carl's fucking dead!
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