All language subtitles for Porno Film.EN

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Come on!

Yes, hello.

What friend?

Oh, Polde, yes.
What's bothering you?

Yes, we do that, too.

We handle all kinds
of extortion and threats

with discretion and we use
the Slovenian language.

Friday, September 1 7th

John and I went to window-
dressing school together.

THE FATAL PHONE CALL
I hadn't seen him for years.

I knew he had a whore-
house near Ljubljana.

And then he called me.

Join you where?

I have a tough extortion job
tonight. I need another guy.

Why the fuck me?
With the way I look?

You get $500, cash.
That should shut your mouth.

John who could ever freeze in
fear of me, what do you think?

Doesn't matter. I just
need you for back-up. OK?

Have you met?
-You bet we have.

Frank also went to
window-dressing school.

He was expelled
for dealing marihuana.

I never liked him.
THE EXTORTION

And I was scared of the
money stuff, I have to say.

First we talk to him.
If he makes a deal OK,

if not, I'll bust his ass.

I'll take care of everything.
You just look mean.

Now how can I find
this little sweetheart?

What do we do now?

Let's try this one.
-Think so?

We're looking for Rakocevic.
-That's me. -Lucky for us.

We represent
Financial-Consulting Ltd.

We're here to work out
your little problem.

Can we go inside? We wouldn't
want the neighbors watching...

What a shitty job this is!

Let's circle for good luck,
I feel so guilty.

Right now, I'd rather
kick the client's ass,

not the poor bastard's. -l'd
rather have you call me Fuck.

Frank suggested we
formed a heavy metal band.

DEVIL'S SEED

That sucks.

I have another idea.

Tell me about it.

Why don't we
make a porno film?

You want to fuck for free?
Childhood frustrations!

Yeah, and when you bullshit,
it's OK, or what? -Right.

That's not a bad idea.
-What idea?

To shoot some porn.
-lt's bullshit.

You just said you wanted
to make some real money.

Porn is good business. -We
just have to work a little.

You're the one who's always
watching porno videos.

You are the expert. You have
a Ph.D. in Pornography.

I won't act in it,
but I can direct it.

Of course you can direct it,
but you have to be in it, too.

You can't just sit around
and watch. -You two can act.

No! All together!

We'll be the stars of the
first porno film in Slovenian.

If we make a good one,

we'll be famous here forever,
maybe even worldwide.

You know, this may
sound a little strange.

I feel really guilty
about my country.

I keep making money and
I give nothing in return.

This film is fair payback.
-Nicely put.

Are you stoned or what? -We'll
make shitloads of money!

Come on! -Okay,
I'll direct it. That's cool.

Baby, baby,
Take me to Jamaica!

Take me to Jamaica,
across the seas,

sailing to Jamaica,

Baby, baby,
Take me to Jamaica...

See you at noon.
Sleep well.

Porno films have been
my passion since grade school.

I must've seen more than a
1 000. I am almost an expert.

I couldn't believe how
quickly I got involved.

THE DIRECTOR
This morning I was

an ordinary window-dresser,
now I am a Film Director!

THE ANTAGONISTS
Saturday, September 1 8th

There were other things going
on that I had no idea about.

Come on, Bato.
Come on, hurry up!

It's too high... -lt is not.
Now jump, man. Just jump.

This is a letter
of fortune...

Sorry, I couldn't
find a parking space.

John is late too.

Growing a moustache? -For the
film, if you don't mind.

I can hardly wait to see
the bitches we're gonna fuck.

Be nicer. You don't
have to humiliate them.

Can't help it. I was born
with a superiority complex.

I meant it in a nice way.

Yeah, I can see, you were born
different from the rest of us.

Can't help it.

I've been thinking about the
film. I have some great ideas.

You're so hyped up. Are you
on vitamins or something?

Sucky got her period again?
She gets it every two weeks.

There goes
another client.

Am I supposed to
fuck him if she can't?

The colors have to be perfect.
We need a and sharp picture.

The skin has to be tan,
not yoghurt white.

We all have to go
to a sun-studio.

Or into a microwave oven.
Very fucking clever.

I've noticed... Nothing I say
is good enough for you lately.

I'm offended. -Cut the
crap and it'll be fine.

Thanks for the advice.

Want some?
-What? -Hot-dog!

You are a fucking jerk-off!
-Don't ever say that again!

I'll break your chicken neck,
you motherfucker.

Look who is talking...

Women normally have periods
once in a month, right?

Now, in Sucky's case,
I've been writing it down,

she has it every 22 days.
Let's run a calculation...

3, 6, 5, divided by what...
-22... -What do you get?

It's 1 6 and a half, 1 6.5!

She has 4.5 extra
periods per year.

Start offering last minute
deals. -What do you mean?

Like travel agencies.
For the babes who are just

a day before their period,
you offer a 30% discount.

The "Bloody Mary".
Clients will love it.

Not a bad idea, you are
not that stupid after all.

I hit the jackpot with you
as the director of my film!

And as an actor,
of course! -Some actor...

I got that idea
from my favorite porno.

It's called Nectar.
German stuff.

This tie of yours is great.

This bit of hair under
your nose is cool, too.

Just for the shoot.
Like it? -lt's great, super.

We have to make a really
good porno movie.

Agreed?

Good porn. World class porn.
Export quality.

Not your typical Slovenian
film that noone understands.

Something with a story
and a human touch, expressive,

about people like us.
That's it. -Cool.

Can your Russian girls speak
Slovenian? -l was thinking.

Maybe this language thing
isn't so important after all.

You shut up, there is only
one thing on your mind. -Sure.

Be glad to get some free sex.
-l am glad. -Come again.

Can the chicks
speak Slovenian?

Not too well...
-l knew it!

Verbal communication isn't
the main thing, but it's

important. -Their non-verbal
communication is great.

Best in town, absolutely
professional. Guaranteed!

I have to check their acting
skills. -Born actresses.

I want to make it so good
that people from around

the world will ask: Where
the fuck is this Slovenia

where all the
good porno comes from.

I want to make Slovenia

what Denmark used to be
for the porno industry.

That's the spirit. First we'll
have auditions, then I'll make

the contracts. I want straight
business and no hassle

about the money. Deal?
-Cool. Great.

Action time!
-Come out.

THE AUDITION

I speak Slovenian,
I want shoot myself in movie.

Can you act? -l had drama
lessons at school in Russia.

She is promising.

Can you erase this?
-Do you think it's a problem?

This? Yes. -Suzy,
can you erase this?

I'd like to have it removed.
Yugoslav soldiers loved it,

but now everything
has changed.

You already shot a
porno movie in Hungary?

Yes, I shoot cinema
in Budapest. -Very good.

What was the title?
-lntimate places.

Intimate places...

Sucky's on sick leave today.
Anyway, her specialty is oral.

Would you shoot a film
with us? -No way, I'm a lady.

I am not so sure about this
porno any more. Not at all.

Show us, now.
Masturbate.

With both hands...

Yes, inside,
that's it...

Would you shoot a film
with us? -With great pleasure.

I always want act in film.

I mean porn - the real stuff.
-Cinema is cinema.

You were born for it!
Fantastic. You got the part!

Step down,
let Kalinka come in.

Marina is the best!
She's mine in the movie.

And finally,
introducing Miss Kalinka.

Kalinka, what was that?
-Marshak, the poet.

Why did you recite it?

John said you
needed an actress.

It sounded fine,
but it was boring.

Kalinka, what do you
like most about sex?

Everything.

Everything about
sex is the best.

Everything about sex
is the best? Bravo!

Kalinka, would you shoot
a film with us? -Here I am.

Isn't she great? She's yours
in the film, Charlie.

To the film!
-To the film! Cheers!

Listen, John! -What?

When do we start rehearsing?
-When the girls are off duty.

Are you free now?
-Now? -Yes.

May l, John?
-Yes, go to the room.

Practice.
Understand?

Am I a happy man!

This Frank is a sex maniac.

Let him enjoy life a little.

How about you?

The girls need lessons
in Slovenian grammar.

Kalinka's yours in the film.
You may go to the room too.

What? -What what?
-Are you crazy?

I am not doing
it with this tart.

She's been fucked
a zillion times.

Stinks of borscht. I'd rather
have you call me Fuck.

You shouldn't miss this.
My girls are seldom for free.

But they're poor girls.

None is too poor
to give you something.

It is not fair of you
to speak like that.

There is a major
crisis in Russia.

They came over here
to make your life better.

If they want to live, they
have to work for a living.

Go to her room or she will
be offended. -Offended?

Go to her room and
teach her some Slovenian.

Cheers! -Cheers.

Are you cold? -Cold.

Thanks.

You have moustache.
-For the film.

Don't you like it? -l like.

Don't you like me?
-That's not...

You are one of the
most beautiful girls

I've ever seen in my life.

In real life. Kalinka isn't
your real name, is it?

Kalinka is an
artistic name. I am Olga.

I am Charlie.

Well, I am Karl.
But everyone calls me Charlie.

Same with Frank.
Frank is actually Franci.

And John is actually Janez.
We just call him John.

How is John?
-What, John?

Does he treat you well?
-What is treat?

Does he take good
care of you? ls he nice?

John loves us like a father.
Takes care, gives us money.

Business is business.

Sometimes, you just have to
take the bad with the good.

Take the bad with
the good. Nice words.

You look quite pleased.
You don't complain.

Compared to what it used
to be at the other place,

this is good.

Some girls are sold
for 1 000$ in Budapest

and sent to ltaly where they
have to work on highways.

Every day they have
20 or 30 clients.

If they don't do it,
they get no money.

Have you been here for
a long time? -Three years.

Have you been re-sold
in the meantime?

Yes, Bato bought us. -Bato?

Would you look at this!
What the fuck is this?

What have they done to my
house, fucking motherfuckers!

Where are my girls?
What's going on?

Look at these windows!
Do you know who made this?

Mirsad. -You know what
I paid him for this?

I'll pull his brains out,

I'll fucking kill him.
That's what I'll fucking do!

We'll take care of it. -What's
this? -He left us something.

Well that'll make him a good
fucking gravestone, won't it?

I'll fuck him up,
the fucking motherfucker.

Bato? -Bato and another
guy from Montenegro.

They brought us here.
We worked for them for a year.

It was really bad,
we were locked up.

Then John came
and took us away.

Bato and his guys
went to prison.

What have I
gotten myself into!

Sometimes

I dream of Bato coming back.
-That must be bad.

Take the bad
with the good.

You smell so nice.

Well, I have to go now.

Have a nice time.
It was a pleasure meeting you.

Did I say something wrong?

Kalinka is the main
character of my plot.

KALINKA, TAKE 1 -She triggered
my lust for beauty.

I was astonished by her face,
I liked it so much I wanted

to devour its every feature.
I couldn't sleep all night.

I kept jerking off,
wrote the script

and prepared for the shoot.

If we forni..
forni...cated...

If we fornicated,

you would love it,
and I would too.

I am so har-ny,
I have to admit that.

Very harny.
-Hor-ny, horny.

Horny. -That's right.
Keep practicing.

Do you want some coffee?
-Bring it to my office.

I am har-ny.
Horny. Horny horny.

I am all alone,
day after day.

I am all alone...

Listen...
I am so horny, I am coming...

I am really glad we're making
a pure Slovenian porno film.

No translation needed.
-Whose idea was that, now?

Do you need any
home-made brandy?

Fuck off with that
brandy already!

Hello, Sladjana!
-Charlie, how are you?

Fine. Hungry.
-What would you like?

A burger would be great. Is
it fresh? -Always fresh here.

Make me a burger with onions,
mustard, and chilli.

No mayonnaise today.
-Okay, in a minute.

OK, maybe
some mayo, too.

Did you notice how
Charlie avoids acting.

Does he? He has a part,
he is Kalinka's husband.

And now, he only
appears on a photo.

Who does he think
he is kidding?

Cunning rat. He really
got out of it, didn't he?

Don't know. Is something
wrong with Kalinka?

Or is something wrong with
him? He might be... you know.

Let him be the director,
and we'll do the work.

He'll be sorry,
you'll see. -That's right.

Monday, September 1 9th

Frank kept giving me hard
time. He came to see me.

TROUBLES WITH FRANK

Later, the bell rang for a
long time, then the door fell.

We downed him
and tied him up.

Hey, you two are not normal.
I nearly pissed in my pants.

And you are normal, or what?
What do you want? -Nothing.

What are you doing here then?
-l wanted to steal something.

Just wanted to rob me! What am
I gonna do with you, fucker?

Fernando Sagadin.

What a name! Was your old
man an ABBA fan, or what?

You know, we should take
this one to the police.

No, not the police!

I have a criminal record.
They'll put me in jail.

Now, that's not my fault,
is it? -No, not your fault.

Whose is it then?
-That Magicphone bitch.

What Magicphone bitch?

Every time I go to do a job,
I call the Magicphone.

She tells me
what my chances are.

She said I'd be lucky today.

How can you believe that phone
shit? -Not really, I mean ...

Wait a minute.
We are in charge here.

You just sit here and shut up.
You can't move anyway.

We're gonna step over
there and consult a little.

We'll be back in
a minute. Don't move.

What are you staring at?

Let's light up.
Stop it!

That's cool.
Let me buy it.

Three bucks, fair price.

Fernando's buying.

PORNO STAR

He was perfect for my movie.

You can't be serious. -l am.

Me, in a porno film?
You are out of your minds.

Shut up about my mind.
Take it or not? -l can't.

My mother will kill me if she
finds out. -Call the police.

Do I have a choice? -No.

Both your choices start
with a P: Porno or Police.

Do I get paid? -Now he
thinks we'll fucking pay him!

I'm off to the police.
-Wait, wait...

She called you because
her plumbing was leaking.

Imagine her wearing just
a see-through nightie.

At the beginning you
have to be perfectly cool.

You are doing your job,
fixing her pipes,

and then Marina
starts complaining. Text!

My husband never home...

My husband almost never home.

I never done this before.

If we fornicate, you will
like it as much as I would.

No one would know.
As if nothing ever happened.

Good. Fernando, you don't
say anything, she is whining,

and you just stare
like you don't know

what she is talking about.
After a while you grab her.

Marina, you get down
on your hands and knees.

And she starts whining again -
fuck me, make my life...

I know my lines.
-Okay, go on.

Fuck me, make my
life worth living.

Harder, harder, don't stop.

You have a golden pipe,
you're killing me. -Allright!

Just don't overdo it.
And learn your lines by heart.

What happens next?
Kalinka walks in.

Carrying her husband's
picture in her hand.

When you see what's going on,
you take your clothes off.

No, not now, not yet.
And what do you say?

Dear neighbor.
Don't be so selfish.

My husband is away as well.
I've never cheated on him.

I am horny too. -Excellent!
Marina, what is your line?

Gabriela, we can share him.
No jealousy, everybody wins.

At this moment, Marina, you
have a huge, abnormal orgasm.

What do you do?

Exactly - you squint.

From all the
overflowing pleasure

you start repeating:
Thank you, thank you.

Then you faint,
collapse. Yes.

Can I blow you first, just to
get to know each other.

Blow, that's great.

Fernando,
you wink at Kalinka.

Like that ...
and nod ... good.

Get down on all fours.

Frank, damn it, we are
working here! Cut the shit!

You're right, I agree.
-Show some attention, please.

What's your next line?
-Get it in, and we win.

Fernando,
you get behind her.

Get up, and do her from
behind. Hands on your hips.

This is called freehand, you
know, in professional terms.

If Frank says so.

You stand behind her saying:
What did I hear you say?

What did I hear you say?

Just use some more energy,
more temperament, please.

Kalinka, after hearing him,
you say: please. -Please!

You start kissing your
husband's picture - me,

and you start
coming really soon.

Marina slowly wakes up.

Now why does she wake up?
Because Kalinka's

screaming so much.
Makes sense.

Fernando, what you do,
seeing Marina horny again?

No idea.

You take your cell phone
and call a friend to help you.

That friend is me!

I enter without saying
a word and grab Marina.

First I fuck her standing up,
then sitting down,

then kneeling and
finally on top of her.

Did I study
the script or what!

Exactly! Frank charges
in at full speed.

John is Marina's husband,
who is supposed to be working,

but in fact he is with
Paloma and Nastasia.

Why are you down
all of a sudden?

I am not sure about
the whole thing any more.

Everything is okay.
Couldn't be better.

I don't know, if there
is any point to it.

Of course there is.
It a real-life story.

Do you think the plot
is realistic enough?

Absolutely.
I'm positive.

I don't know if anyone
will want to watch this.

I want to make something with
meaning, some point to it.

Like what?

For instance, that health is
wealth, and life is precious,

as my friend Damjan says...
-That's obviously very clear.

Do you think, this idea is
clearly recognizable? -Sure.

I am not sure.
I'm having second thoughts.

Hey, come on, don't
complicate things too much.

If the prick is sick,
every hair gets in the way.

Just think about the shitloads
of money we'll make. Loads.

You know, I don't care
about the cash so much.

I want to create a quality,
cult film. For all times.

You're suffering from
creative anxiety, that's all.

Just wait and see.
-You think so? -Positive.

I don't know...
-lt'll be fine.

I hope God is on our side.

Hello, baby. -Hello.
Did you call me?

Do you have any
clients tonight? -No.

No clients tonight.

When you and Charlie went
to your room, what happened?

Nothing. -What do
you mean nothing?

We just talked,
then he kissed me and left.

Is he a faggot
or something?

Frank is going to town,
he will take you to Charlie's.

You go and put
on your sexy gear.

Tell Charlie you need some
extra coaching for the film...

And then give him
the screw of his life.

I am a bit worried about him.
I hope this will help him.

Kalinka, what about
some sex, what do you say?

Just a quickie?
Just for the fun of it?

All that can happen
is that we come, right?

What do you think I am?

I work for money,
not for fun.

I am not what you think.

Oh, a material girl!

Come on,
just once, just a quickie.

Or a blow-job,
just blow me a little.

I'd rather have
you call me Fuck.

You, of all people, could be
called Fuck. Suits you well.

And don't give me Charlie's
crap! I know your fucking lot!

Fuck off,
you cocky whore!

Get out, you make me sick!

Who is it?
-lt's me, Kalinka.

What brings you here, Kalinka?

You look different.

A Bundesliga soccer star
haircut. For the movie.

Do you like it?
-l don't know. Looks funny.

Come in.

Hey, where are
you taking me?

To the cellar, of course.

Why don't you like me?

I have nothing against you.
Only... -Only what?

Doesn't matter.

What doesn't matter?
Something is wrong.

I can't do it.
Understand?

I am not gay
or anything.

I can't do it, not with you,
not with any other woman.

I've never done
it with anyone yet.

I can't get it up.
Nothing happens.

Poor boy.

Maybe you haven't
been with the right one?

I tried with at
least - five women!

Always the same disaster,
it's humiliating...

You can't imagine
what it's like.

Have you ever been
with a girl you loved?

What does that have to do
with it? -Sometimes it helps.

I don't need you
lecturing me on love.

TO THOSE WHO CONFESS
HALF IS FORGIVEN

You've never had
an orgasm? -Not really.

Only if I do it myself.
I can only get it up

if I am watching porn.
Never in live action.

When I'm with a woman,
something hurts in here,

and I can't do it.

I can't even piss in
public toilets. Doesn't work.

Can't stand people around me.

Sometimes I was so full
of piss I nearly burst.

Awful.

May I try? -No use.

OK, try. Why not.

Sex is not everything.
-Easy for you to say that.

Watching pornos
turns you on? -Yes.

Do you really
know the lines?

KALINKA, TAKE 2

Long live Russia!

I haven's spilled so much
sweat since grape-picking.

I don't want to screw it up.
Have I told you I loved you?

No. -l love you.

Thanks.

There is no poetry in this
world to describe my feelings.

No Dostoevsky,
no Tolstoy ... nothing.

Promise me you will
always be mine, only mine.

I am not in the position
to make such promises.

Promise, anyhow. -Yes.

You promise?
-l do, I promise.

Are you hungry?
Let's have some burek!

Isn't it good? -Good.

My first night out
in Ljubljana. -Really?

I work at night.
I don't know anybody,

only the clients.

I've lived in Ljubljana
for years, seems like forever.

But I don't know
many people at all.

And the ones
I do know are idiots.

Cheer up, Kalinka. Cheer up.

I just had an idea.

You know what Linda
Lovelace once said?

Have you heard
of Linda Lovelace?

Never seen Deep Throat?
You should see it.

She is one of the greatest
porn stars in the world.

They once asked
her in an interview,

what the difference is -
for her - between the guys

in her films
and her husband.

You know what
she said? -What?

She said she swallows
her husband's cum,

and with the guys on
the set she spits it out.

Charlie, you are nuts.

Do we have a deal?
-Yes. I agree.

Did you hear her?
She is a Russian whore.

What did you say?

Were did you get
this Russian slut?

Say it again, if you dare.
-The Russian slut.

Say it again if you dare,
motherfucker!

What is his problem?
-l wouldn't...

Tell her you
are sorry! -Sorry.

In Russian,
she speaks Russian.

How does it go?
-Prastyte. -Prastyte!

Fuck off before I lose my
temper, sons of bitches!

I love you.

What about Fernando?
-Holy shit!

Sorry, I forgot about you.

Sure thing...
You were busy.

Wednesday, September 21 st

THE GREAT DEBATE

John called for Kalinka,
she had a client.

Frank came to pick her up,

so Fernando and I
had a little talk.

Nervous about the film?
-l hope my fellow works.

What are you going to do after
the film? -The usual. And you?

Kalinka is the
love of my life.

First love is special. All the
rest is vanity or illusion.

You know what she told me?
She said I was very smart,

articulate, and
genuinely creative.

She said I am talented
and I have charisma,

she said I was passionate
and yet tender... -What else?

That I have the biggest
cock in Slovenia.

Maybe the second biggest. -A
silver medal is good enough.

TROUBLES WITH FRANK -During
the ride back Frank started to

harass Kalinka. She fought
back and they crashed...

How can you crash like this?
You could've got killed.

Last week I told you
to get some decent tires.

Tires are no luxury. Don't you
give a shit about your life?

After we've finished this
movie, you'll get some money

and you can buy a new car.
Just don't kill yourself.

Listen, everybody!

Tomorrow I want you all clean
and crispy, 1 00% hygienic.

No fooling around, your balls
must be full of love juices.

Especially yours, Frank.
-And Charlie's, too.

I must admit:
I was completely transformed.

Good afternoon. -Yes, it was
a very good afternoon.

Came to see you.

Are you tired?
-No, I am fine.

Help me.

Thanks.

I was listening at the door.

You pervert.

Were you faking it?

No faking.

Can you come with
a perfect stranger? -Yes.

Often? -Always.

Really?

If you love your job,
everything else comes easy.

Bravo!
You are incredible.

Many women never come.

To survive, you have
to suffer a little.

Good afternoon, Godfather.

It is me, Bato.

How are you doing?
-You got out?

Yes, we just got out,
me and my guys outside.

Do you need something?

You know that fat John guy,
the one who took my girls?

Motherfucker! Sorry,
I am a little nervous.

Have I told you today,
how much I love you? -Niet.

I love you.
-Thank you.

You are always
on my mind. -But ...

Yes, and the porno movie too.

Are you nervous?
-No, just the text is tricky.

Do you know it?
-Get it in, and we win.

You are the only woman,
I can make love to.

I wish we had a camera
and a TV set here now.

But that's not the only reason
I want you to stay with me.

I will love you till I die.

Thursday, September 22nd

Things went fast.
We started shooting.

Day one. Scene one:
the Plumber.

Just relax.

Frank! -What?

Those fucking socks of yours,
they are elastic! -So what?

You can see the damn line!
-You can't see anything.

I should know what I can see!
Who is the boss on this movie?

You are taking this
a little too seriously.

Marina! Are you wearing
panties and a bra too?

Yes, I put on tight bra,
looks better.

Do I have to take care of
everything around here?!

Girls, take your bras and
panties off right know,

so that your skin
is smooth again. Now!

He is such a pain. He thinks
he is a real director.

Let's stop fooling around and
make the fucking picture!

Don't force me into lowering
my creative standards!

You sound like you were a
perfectionist. -Well, I am

a perfectionist. -Call me
when you're ready to start.

Give me a puff.
-lnhale, it'll chill you out.

It was a lousy start.

THE MONTENEGRO GANG
And it got worse.

Turn it down, slow down,
man! Where are we going?

You wrote it down...
-Right, let's see...

Where the hell is Savlje?

We've been
driving for an hour.

I don't know.
I didn't build it, you know.

Did we take a good car,
an Audi? -No, a Peugeot.

Turn up the music,
give me the gun!

Little Johnny,
you have visitors.

OUTCOME

Frank disappeared.
Fernando split immediately,

but I stayed with
Kalinka and the girls.

As I was told later,
John put up a good fight.

Can't see my postcards?
Are mine not good enough?

In prison I kept wondering
about your incredible courage.

Everything you know about the
business you learned from me.

Is that so? -lt is.

And then you
stab me in my back,

Iike Slovenia
did to Yugoslavia.

You can't blame me for the
breakup of Yugoslavia. -No.

I'll tolerate that.

But to take away my girls,
that was fucking insane.

You know very well, I wouldn't
let them go, not alive.

And then, you plant
1 .2 kilos of heroin in my car,

when I'm taking my business
associates to ltaly.

And thanks to you I jammed
in prison for two years.

Is that so?
-l can't deny it.

You are as brave as you are
stupid. -What a brave idiot...

How was prison?

Something
every real man should try.

Did you get my deliveries?
-l did, thanks.

Let's get back to business.

My whores are mine again.

They have to work harder,
you've spoiled them.

But you, motherfucker, what
should I do with your fat ass?

Do you have an idea,
angelface. -l do, in fact.

Fuck off to the bloody Monte-
negro shithole you came from!

Not Montenegro,
but Serbia, my boy.

Where is your sense
of multiculturalism?

There will never be
a Slovenian Mafia.

A total population of
two million is too small

to provide decent Mafia
recruitment potential.

Where is your brain,
you monkey?

Now you're insulting me!
-l'm so sorry.

Now, get down on your knees,
or I'll kill you!

I'd rather have you
call me Fuck. -What?

How are you?

As long as I can breathe,
I'm a happy man.

I could kill you all.

But I won't. Because Bato
is a good man, you see.

Isn't that right, Mile?
-The best one.

But I can't believe you wanted
to shoot a porn with my girls.

That's mean, disgusting
and inconsiderate!

Have you ... shot anything?

No. -Good, good.

My dear ladies, or to
be precise, dear whores...

From tomorrow on,
you work for me again. Get it?

Nod, a little nod, please.

What are you
still doing here? Get lost!

Look, look at this, now!
First aid, or something.

Alpine rescue!

Vaginal spasm. I only
saw this once in a film...

Bring her over here.
-Come here.

Where were we...

Back to the old routine.
You work for me again.

But, as the Alpine climate
doesn't agree with me,

we are moving to the land
of spaghetti, beautiful women

and the Pope - to ltaly!

I told him that Kalinka
is going to stay with me.

Excuse me!?
Mile, did you hear this?

Come over here.
Don't be scared.

I won't hurt you. Come on.

Can't speak Serbian.
-ls that so?

He doesn't understand. Should
I tell you in Slovenian?

In translation:

Fucking asshole,
get the fuck out of my sight!

And bring this guy
over here, I'll kill him.

KALINKA, LAST TAKE

I keep asking myself
if all my misery was due

to that letter of fortune
I threw away the other day?