All language subtitles for Loot.2022.S02E08.ATVP.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.H.264-FLUX.en[cc]

[hip-hop song playing]

Okay, look. So here's our problem.

To expand Space For Everyone nationally
and to keep it running forever,

we need a gigantic amount of money.

Even more money than Molly has.

Well, we tried, you guys.

We put up a good fight.
It was an honor serving with you,

but I will be deleting
all of your numbers. Molly, let's go.

No. Nicholas, we're not giving up.

[groans] Fine. But could you at least
all try to be a little more interesting?

- Is that too much to ask?
- [chuckles]

Sofia and I have decided to recruit
some other billionaire donors

who are as generous, relatable
and hot-but-they-don't-know-it as me.

Well, here are some potential partners
I came up with. [chuckles]

- [office employees gasp]
- Oh! Oh, shit!

I killed a bunch of those
in my video game last night.

Howard, zip it.

This is Ronald Murphy.
He has a ton of oil money.

And he is alive as of this morning.

Does he have a lot of oil
because all his friends were dinosaurs?

[chuckles]

Arthur, that was so funny.

- Aw.
- Mmm.

Well, I tried getting in touch
with him but no response so far.

- Is his telegraph broken?
- [sputters] Oh, my God.

Stop it. You're just like Ellen.

- Right? [chuckles]
- Yes.

Well, we've also reached out
to Daniel Lee,

Malik Fayed and Fuller Channing
but they haven't been returning my calls.

Well, it's going to be tough
this time of year

because they're all hiding from the IRS.

- Mmm.
- Mmm.

[Molly] Oh, that's Grace Fences.

We used to vacation together.

But I've lost touch with her
since my divorce.

Oh. Well, she got divorced herself
and she got $110 billion.

110? Cousin Molly, you only got 87!

You should've got cheated on
by her husband.

[Sofia] Oh. Well, no.
Grace has gone completely dark.

She hasn't had any interviews
with the press. Nothing.

Oh, well, I say we just show up
at her house.

Oh, we can't just drop in uninvited...

Sofia, if you're worth over $10 billion,

legally, you're allowed to show up
wherever you want.

That is absolutely not true.

I don't know.
I've been to, like, ten Olympics.

Never once bought a ticket.

- Oh, well. All right. Then let's try it.
- [phone buzzes]

Well, we gotta do something,
'cause old vampire dude just died...

[all] Aw.

In a skateboarding accident?

[hip-hop song playing]

[song ends]

[knocking]

- We need this money, Molly. [sighs]
- I know we do.

Is there anything I should know
about this lady?

Oh, Grace is super sweet.

She's a little uptight maybe,
but she'll definitely help us out.

- [upbeat music playing]
- Who the hell are you?

Grace. [chuckles] It's me, Molly Wells.

- [gasps] Oh, holy shit! Molly!
- [chuckles]

Oh, it's so good to see you. Oh.

Oh, I don't know whose glasses these are.

You guys, come in.
You want something to drink?

[Molly] Uh, should we come back later?

Uh, no! God, no.
We're just finishing up brunch. [laughs]

[gasps] Dahveedo,
did you pee on the floor?

Or is that the dog?

You know what? It doesn't matter.
It's fine. [chuckles]

This is Sofia Salinas.

She is the head of my foundation.

Here, take one of these.

I wanna finish everything over $50,000

before Spencer comes back for them.
Fucker.

- [people cheering]
- That's actually why we're here.

I'm so sorry about you and Spencer.

Oh, no! No, I'm fine.

Don't even worry about me.

Don't... Don't be. It's the best thing
that ever happened to me.

- I'm already even seeing somebody new.
- Yeah?

Have you ever heard of DJ Pandahead?

- [Grace chuckles]
- [Molly] No.

Wow. He's very mysterious.

- Right?
- Mm-hmm.

Grace, is there somewhere a little quieter
where we can talk?

We would love to, uh,
discuss a possible collaboration.

Business? With me?

[chuckles] No one ever wants to do that.
Okay. Yeah!

Hey, everyone,
I'm gonna be a businesswoman!

- [laughs]
- [cheering]

Yeah, let's go out. Let's go out back.
You guys wanna go out back?

- Okay.
- Great.

Just, um...
Just watch out for any broken glass.

[gasps] And pills.

Hey, Dahveedo. Are these safe?

Okay, AirPods are a go. I'm paired up.
Can you hear me?

[Willa] I can hear you.

Somebody didn't wake me up
to give me my goodbye kiss this morning.

Well, I'm sorry but you looked
so darn cute in my Reba McEntire T-shirt.

No, no, no, no, no. It's still on speaker.

You're not paired up.
I can hear everything.

Hold on. Sorry, what?

I need you to put on your Bluetooth.

Oh, oh. Sorry.

Okay, um...
All right, home screen settings, uh...

Oh, there's a compass feature.

Oh, that's handy. Uh, here and there.
Okay.

Are the AirPods working now, babe?

How is she supposed to know?
It all sounds the same to her.

She's not the one suffering.

I'm the one suffering
through you being a sexual being!

Hold on. Sorry. What was that, Howard?

[groans] Oh, well.

He's upset about something.

Hey, do you mind
if I hide out in here for a while?

I just can't deal with Ar...

You got an audition. I-I'm sorry,
did I interrupt your metamorphosis?

No, it's fine.
I don't even think I want this part.

Well, what is it?

Oh, my God.
This is for My Handsome Lawyer.

You can't say no to this.

Why not? It's not even an American show.

I don't know how they found me.
It's Korean.

Whoa. First of all, I do not like
how hard you hit that "K" in "Korean."

And secondly,
MHL is a international phenomenon.

It won a BAFTA for editing.

Well, it doesn't matter
because I don't speak Korean.

- None?
- No. I was adopted

when I was, like, six months old.

Oh, well. I mean, that's okay.

Yeah, you know, I could teach you.
I know a little Korean.

- You do?
- Yeah.

And you know, I lived in Koreatown.

I didn't wanna be some ignorant American.

Or as they say, "mi-guk-nom."

[inhales deeply, sighs] Okay, well, fine.

I guess I would be pretty good
at playing Jae-Sun,

a sexy-but-misunderstood bailiff.

Yes, you would. Well, okay then.
Court is in session.

Hmm.

[scissor snipping]

So, Space for Everyone
has been a huge success,

but we are looking to expand.

And um...

I'm sorry. Is this distracting?

[chuckles]
Spencer collected rare baseball cards.

But he doesn't need them anymore
now that he collects 19-year-olds!

- And there goes Ted Williams.
- Yeah. Bye, Ted!

Grace, we think our model can work
in any major city in America.

Yes. Yes! That's amazing.

Gracie, we are out of tequila.

- Oh.
- We need to buy more.

Oh, yeah. How much money do you need?

- $75,000.
- [Grace] Oh, no problem.

Just get it from the, um...
that money bucket.

Okay.

So, it's been a big undertaking
and we're looking for investors...

- Molly, Molly, Molly. Molly.
- Yes?

Say no more, I'm fucking in.

- You are?
- Yes, of course I am.

You're both smart,
determined and hot as hell.

[inhales sharply] I mean, how much do
you two grade-A stun-bunnies need, huh?

Five billy? Ten billy?

Eleven's my lucky number
if you wanna round up. No problem.

Oh, Erika!

If you're going to the store,
get some more frosting. [cackles]

Spencer was such a dick about frosting!

[Sofia chuckling] This is so exciting.
Did you hear her? Eleven billion dollars.

Okay, so with her money we
can definitely start expanding.

- I'll call...
- Sofia, we can't take Grace's money.

Well, why not?

You saw her.
She's not thinking rationally.

I look at her and I see myself a year ago.

She needs a friend
to help her through this.

- Just like a certain someone helped me.
- [chuckling]

- I'm talking about you, Sofia.
- I know. [chuckles]

And look at us now,
we're practically sisters.

- I wouldn't say that.
- I've heard many people say it.

Look, why don't you go back to work?

I'll stay here,
I'll talk to her a little bit more

and see if I can calm her down.

Okay, well, be careful.

This place is one volleyball game away
from turning into a sex cult.

[speaking Korean]

Okay, well. You're getting better.

But it's not a strong "T" sound
at the beginning of ttam.

More cross between a "T" and a "D."

Tta. Tta. Try again.

Ta. Ta.

Okay, maybe put your tongue
a little further back in your palate.

- Da. Da.
- Okay, now that's too far back.

May I have permission to
place my fingers in your mouth?

- What? No!
- Hey, do you want this role or not?

Look, it is clear I'm not gonna get this.

So let's just forget it, okay?

There are other roles
for me to audition for.

Like this is from the Entourage sequel.

"Yo, E, I'm TikTok-ing over here.

Are you bitches orgying tonight?"

This is clearly a much better fit for me.

If you say so.

[groans]

[distorted] Fuck.

[normal] Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

- Will you get me another drink, honey?
- Mm-hmm.

Thank you, T-Tera.

- Tera? Where's my fucking earring?
- Grace.

Oh! Hi, Molly. What are you doing here?

Did you come back? Is it a different day?

Grace, I can't in good conscience
take your money.

What? Why not?

Sweetie, you're not in the right headspace

to be making big financial decisions
right now.

Trust me.

A month after my divorce,

I invested in a Broadway
musical adaptation of Adaptation.

- Oh, yeah. I remember that.
- So I know the pain you're going through.

- [cries]
- Aw.

I don't know what happened.

- [clicks tongue]
- And what is he even doing?

I mean, this girl is 19 years old.

- [stammers]
- [scoffs]

Did I do something wrong?

[sobs]

You are not to blame
for his midlife crisis...

- [breathes deeply]
- ...and small penis.

- This is fucking embarrassing. [sniffles]
- No.

He's the one that
should be fucking embarrassed.

[sniffles]

Thanks for coming by, Molly.

- Yeah.
- Oh.

Would you excuse me for a second?
I'm gonna, um... I'm gonna go freshen up.

Yes, of course. Of course. Take your time.

[sniffles]

[gasps] Sup?

- No.
- Cool.

Cool.

[sniffs] Ooh, okay. I am refreshed.

[gasps] Listen, listen, listen, listen!
I just had the best idea, okay?

We're going to Reykjavík!

Yeah, we're gonna go clubbing.
We're gonna ice-skate.

We're gonna eat some penguins.
We're gonna get fucking crazy!

Who's in? Who's in? Huh?

- [people cheering]
- Yes? All right.

Grace, don't you think you should
take a nap first?

- Maybe have an IV?
- [Grace laughs]

Wow, you're hilarious.
All right, come on, you all.

We're gonna hop on the PJ.

When we get there,
I'm gonna buy everyone Teslas

and we are gonna drive 'em
into the fucking ocean!

[laughing]

You know what?
Why-Why don't I come with you?

Maybe just hang around,
see if you need any help.

[gasps] Shut the fuck up, Molly.
Yes! Thank you so much.

All right. Come on, everybody.
We're heading to the... Oh.

Oh, shit! Oh, whoa. Okay.

Just "FIY",
this is not an optical illusion, everyone.

PJ! PJ! PJ! [screams]

Nicholas, please allow me to
introduce you to Eun-Joo.

Okay?

- You're right, he's very beautiful.
- Mm-hmm.

He could definitely be on
My Handsome Lawyer.

Mm-hmm.

I'm sorry, how do you two know each other?

Oh, Eun-Joo is a server
at my favorite Korean restaurant.

He eats so much radish,
we call him Radish Hole.

[chuckles] Oh, come on.
It's not that much radish.

- It's a lot of radish.
- I'm so sorry.

- Do I need to be here for this?
- Oh, yes, you do,

because she's agreed to be
your dialogue coach.

Howard, no. We have been through this.

You're gonna be polite.

Eun-Joo came all the way from Koreatown
and I did not pay for her Uber.

[sighs]

- [Howard] See you in the conference room?
- Mm-hmm.

Hey, did you cancel the budget meeting?

Yep.

Okay. Why?

I don't have to tell you.
I don't have to tell anyone anything.

All right. [scoffs]

Is this about seeing Willa
and I canoodling?

Arthur, I don't wanna talk about this.

In fact, if you say another word,
I will fire you.

- What?
- [sighs] Okay, I'm not going to fire you.

I just don't wanna talk to you
for the rest of the day.

You know what? Make it a week.
Work from home.

Do you want the door open or closed?
Or slightly ajar?

Slightly ajar!

[Arthur] It's not... Okay, I'm not sure
how to deal with this.

["Lose Control" playing]

[crowd chattering]

[Molly] Grace.

Sweetie, um, you might wanna
pull the front of your dress up.

Your nips keep popping out.

Um, how about we go sit down
and have a glass of water?

[chuckles] The only thing I'm
thirsty for is this felt piece of ass.

[Grace moans]

[Grace laughs]

- [sniffs] Do you know what I just heard?
- No.

Dahveedo is so into you.
He wants to hook up in the cockpit.

- Oh, God. No. A-Absolutely not.
- Why not?

Are you seeing someone else?

No.

I very much am not.

Well, then what's the problem?

Come on, you're off the clock.

Here... Oh, here.
Come on. Take one of these.

- I don't want this.
- Come on. It will make me feel better.

Oh, Grace.

- [groans, laughs]
- [groans]

Oh, God. What's in this? Robitussin?

- And NyQuil.
- Oh.

- And DayQuil.
- [grunts]

[hoarse voice] That is good.

- [laughing]
- That is good.

Yeah. Whoo!

Oh, Mommy. Wow.

[speaking Korean]

We are getting closer, uh,
but you're still very bad.

Don't even think about
putting your fingers in his mouth.

He's very uptight about that.

- His accent's very strange.
- Mmm.

You aren't Japanese, are you?

Ew, no. I'm from Indiana.

And your family never
spoke Korean at home?

No, they didn't.

Well, you should go to Korea
to hear the language and to find a wife.

Pick someone very poor.
She will always listen to you.

Yeah, sorry. I only travel to places
where Leo takes his child brides.

Wa-Wait a minute. I think I might've
just had the biggest bro-storm of my life.

Maybe me and you go to Korea.

- What?
- You've never been, I never been.

And we'd go in the spring
when the cherry blossoms turn.

Okay. What the hell is going on here?

How did this go from an audition to,
"You should go to Korea?"

Okay, that's not happening.
End of discussion.

Everyone just needs to fuck off.

Eun-Joo, you're very nice.
I'm so sorry for wasting your time

but you're only here
because he wants to fuck you.

[Howard grunts]

- [Sofia] Arthur...
- Hold on. I have something I need to say.

I have been doing some research

and what you are doing
to me is called "slut-shaming."

I was not slut-shaming you.

You can do what you want in private,
but I just don't wanna see it

because it's... it's weird.

But it is not weird.
Willa and I are two consenting adults.

We weren't even in the office,
and things barely turned French.

- [gags]
- Sofia, we are all sexual creatures.

Okay, stop, stop.
We are coworkers and we need boundaries.

What happened was unnatural.

Okay, now what I think you are
doing to me is called "gaslighting."

[scoffs] You're gaslighting me,

'cause I know
what I saw was fucking bizarre

and it will haunt my dreams forever.

'Kay, you're being avoidant!
That is in here too!

- [energetic music playing]
- [Grace laughs]

Fuck water! Fuck water! Fuck water!

- [laughs] And fuck men!
- Yeah. [chuckles]

Especially blond men
with Australian girlfriends.

[sighing] We have each other.

- Mmm.
- Mmm. I love you.

- I'm never leaving your side.
- [phone buzzes]

Ooh, that's my phone.

Mmm.

You got Molly, baby. Talk to me.

Um, are you okay?

Uh, never been better, boo-boo.

What's good with you?

Grace just posted a picture of you two
in matching Viking helmets.

Are you in Iceland?

Uh, yeah. Duh.

- Are you drunk?
- I don't know.

Are you my mom?

Molly, you're supposed
to be helping Grace, not enabling her.

You know, maybe Grace isn't wrong.

Maybe we're the ones that are wrong.

What's the point in being good
when you feel so shitty

and lonely all the time?

Bye, Mom!

What do you mean you have
to go to Majorca?

I thought we were gonna
go ice-skating together.

That's the whole point
of coming to Iceland.

Don't you shrug at me.

- Is everything okay?
- Yeah, no. It's fine.

He's just being an asshole.

Look at me.

Look... Take off your head
and look me in the eyes.

Who the fuck are you?

[Molly] Is that not your boyfriend?

No, my... my boyfriend was Filipino.

I don't know who the fuck that is.

My name's Justin.
I'm DJ Pandahead on Tuesdays.

What the fuck are you talking about?

There's more than one DJ Pandahead.
He's more of a symbol.

- Then who the fuck did I show my tits to?
- [grunts]

You want a piece of this? All right.

- You know what?
- No, Grace.

I got some high heels
and some big titties!

Howard, I really don't wanna talk
about yesterday.

Hey, look... No, I-I need to apologize.

I understand I put you
in a very awkward situation.

Fine. Go ahead.

It's just... I get it now.

I know I should have never suggested we go

on a international vacation this early
in our friendship.

No. That is not it.

We should start small.
Just drive up the coast to Carmel,

go to some vintage shops,
try on some hats, make each other laugh.

We are not doing that.

Look, yesterday...
with all that talk about Korea,

it just... It brought up a lot, okay?

'Cause I've never even been there.

Now I find out I can't even
speak the language right,

and it's like I'm not white, thank God,
but I'm not Asian enough either.

And it's just, like, sometimes I feel
like I don't know where I fit.

Hmm. And you've been carrying all that?

Yeah, but it's fine. Don't worry about it.
It's not your problem.

Oh, no, no.
It is my problem and I will worry about it

because we're best friends.

And if you wanna talk about it,
then I'm right here.

If you don't, I'm still here.

[chuckles] Thank you.

Anytime.

Oh, you know, we could always
just take a trip to Sedona.

It's very spiritual, very beautiful.

Howard, why do you keep pitching
the gayest trips?

- Then what about Disneyland?
- No.

- Palm Springs.
- Okay, you are moving

in the wrong direction, my friend.

- Miami?
- Jesus Christ.

Okay, now all of a sudden Miami's gay?

[pants]
You okay? I came as fast as I could.

No, wait. He should be here any second.

- [Isaac] Who should be here? Oh.
- [Sofia shushes] Here he comes.

[both moan]

No, no, no, no, no.

Oh, my God. You were right.

I'm so sorry, I... I hate this.
It's unnatural.

[sighs]

Thanks. I'll see you at dinner.

- Oh.
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Boop. [chuckles, sighs]

[knocking]

Hey.

You're still here?

Of course.

- Wow.
- [chuckles]

[grunts, gulping]

[moans] Oh, God. Oh, God.
Water is so good.

- [chuckles] Yeah.
- Oh. [chuckles]

Oh. I'm sorry about DJ Pandaheads.

I don't care about them,
they were just a distraction.

[chuckles] What am I supposed to do now?

I mean, what... what is this life?

Look, I know how scary all
of this is, but...

[sighs] Let me guess,
everything's gonna be all right?

Oh, definitely not.

Like an hour ago,
I threw up a quart of Robitussin.

So I am... [inhales deeply] ...not okay.
[chuckles]

But I can tell you
that your life is not over.

My divorce was a nightmare
but it led me to my work,

where I discovered things
about myself that I didn't know.

Like that I can lead and not follow.

And that I can create
something for myself.

I guess I have John to thank for that.

- Really?
- Of course not.

Fuck that motherfucker.

[both chuckling]

No, look, I'm glad you found something.
I am.

[sighs] I wouldn't
even know where to start. I...

Just start small, you know?

What do you want to do today?

If you could do anything.

- Anything?
- Anything at all. Nothing's too stupid.

[laughing, exclaiming]

- Holy shit! This is so hard.
- [laughs]

I'm sorry,
I haven't done this in 20 years.

- I thought it'd be like riding a bike.
- [laughing] Why do people do this?

- I don't know.
- It's like balancing on two knives.

Oh, God, it's so unbearably smooth.

I really don't wanna die in this vest.

- [laughing]
- [laughing] Okay.

- All right. I'm going in.
- Ooh.

- No, you're not ready.
- No, I am.

- [inhales deeply] Oh, I got this!
- Oh, God.

Here comes a Hamilt... [exclaims]

- [laughing]
- [screams, laughs]

- [wheezes, laughs] Oh, no.
- [grunts]

- [laughs] You don't got this.
- I don't got it.

- Oh, no. You... [laughing]
- Oh! [laughing]

You don't got this. [laughs]

[Sofia] You made it back.

Yeah, but I think I need to sleep
for the next six days.

How's Grace?

I think she's gonna be okay.

Well, you know
she actually just called, Molly.

- She wants to give us all of her money.
- [gasps]

- [chuckles]
- What?

I guess it was a good idea
for you to get wasted with her.

Just for the record, I did say
some pretty inspirational things.

I think.

I don't know, it's a little bit fuzzy.

Oh, no. Not only that.

Now that Grace is donating,
the word is out.

We already have commitments
from three other billionaires.

- Oh, my God!
- [chuckles, stammers]

- We're doing this.
- We are doing this! [chuckling]

- Oh. Ow, ow, ow.
- [gasps] Oh, I'm so sorry.

- I'm very bruised from the ice-skating.
- Should I stop?

- Don't stop. Don't stop.
- [chuckles]

This is amazing.

- Ow, ow, ow, ow.
- Oh, apologies. I'm so sorry.

- Nope, don't stop.
- Okay.

Best friends.

["That's The Way We Flow" playing]