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Previously on "Grosse
Pointe Garden Society"...
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- Hey.
- Hey. This is Cricket.
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I was just wondering why
you're being such a dick.
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I'm just tired of being
your shoulder to cry on.
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This just isn't working right now.
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- Have any sold?
- Enough to make rent.
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Who's ever bought a painting
from a coffee shop wall?
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Someone who loves art?
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Someone who loves her son.
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You've spent thousands of dollars.
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This is straight-up blackmail.
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Marilyn, I need a favor.
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You know I'd love to help.
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What if it really pissed
off my mother-in-law?
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Friends.
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[LIGHT MUSIC]
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[LAUGHS]
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Where are you going?
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- Dubai.
- Wait, no.
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Owning a global security
firm means I gotta be global.
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If you ever want to get back
in the game, we need a closer.
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- [PHONE BUZZES]
- What's wrong?
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My daughter just threw up.
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She really needs her mom. Sorry.
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We're out of gas.
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With a dead person in the trunk?
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You don't have any cash, do you?
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You're all I got.
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But I'm also gonna need that bracelet.
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I had to do something that
might not be good for us.
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[SOMBER MUSIC]
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[GASPING]
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Thirsty?
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[GASPS]
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You're up early.
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Thought you were just getting
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one more drink with your friends.
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Oh, you know how it goes.
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Do I?
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One drink turns into two.
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And, of course, I didn't eat
anything during the auction
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because I was so nervous.
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Next thing I know, we're all at Birdie's
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having a giant dance party.
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Fun.
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Thanks for relieving
the babysitter, hon.
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You don't look drunk.
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[CHUCKLES]
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How do I look, Tucker?
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Guilty.
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[TENSE MUSIC]
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[SCOFFS]
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Look, I'm sorry for coming home so late.
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- I should have called.
- What were you really doing?
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What, you want my specific dance moves?
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I mean, I started with the stanky leg.
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- Just be straight with me.
- Then I went into the Nae Nae.
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- You have a tell.
- Huh?
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Some people blink, some twitch.
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But everyone does
something when they're lying.
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We'll never be the same.
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We made a deal.
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I know.
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No more secrets.
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I know. I know.
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I saw Gary staring at you from the bar.
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I didn't cheat.
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He was drooling like you were a T-bone.
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Believe me.
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You don't have to worry
about Gary ever again.
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Then what did you do?
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
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[BIRDS CHIRPING]
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[BRIGHT MUSIC]
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[PHONE BUZZING]
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Catherine speaking.
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Hi, Mrs. Crosby.
Pointe Credit Union calling.
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We just wanted to confirm
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a cash advance at Motown Casino.
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No, that's not us.
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So you haven't made any
charges at Motown Casino
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in the past three days?
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I've never even been there,
and my husband's overseas.
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Okay, before I connect
you to the fraud department,
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I'll need to verify the account.
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Bear with me.
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My husband usually
deals with this stuff.
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No problem.
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I just need the last
four digits of the card.
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[SUPERORGANISM'S "OH COME ON"]
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Ma'am?
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Are you there?
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I don't know much about flowers,
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but I bet growing a garden is
just like growing a business.
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♪ I'm pretty busy and I have to leave ♪
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♪ But soon enough,
I'll be back in Boston ♪
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Success comes from planting
the right people under you.
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- ♪ Melatonin knock me out ♪
- [SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
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♪ It's a foreign country
and I'm all freaked out ♪
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'Cause no matter what
you have to weather,
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you need good, solid roots.
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♪ Oh, come on ♪
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♪ Turn it on ♪
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So your business can reap what it sows.
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♪ Oh, come on ♪
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- Mm.
- Hey.
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Want to sneak into the
movies without paying tonight?
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I gotta finish this thing.
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Mm. Boo.
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I know.
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Breakfast is served.
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♪ Oh, come on ♪
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[SIGHS]
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But stray too far from
who you are as a company,
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and the whole enterprise
withers on the vine.
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I'd like an oat milk latte, please.
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And that postmodern,
antiauthoritarian painting.
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Are you sure?
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Plus the latte.
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Just feels like a
pretty big impulse buy.
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Yeah, I'll definitely regret it,
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but the alternative is way worse.
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That'll be $2,106.35.
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♪ Oh, come on ♪
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Here she is.
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Huh?
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[LAUGHS]
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So where'd my money go?
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Well, Matador red paint
with iconic SS stripes.
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Rewired original
automatic convertible top.
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Sick.
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396-cubic inch big block
V8, rebuilt transmission,
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plus original all-black interior
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and rally wheels.
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Like she just rolled out of the factory.
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And the original stereo
that only plays classic rock.
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[LAUGHS]
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- Connor was right about you.
- Uh-oh.
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Don't listen to him.
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He said you'd make me a lot of money.
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Well, I really appreciate
the investment.
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[EXHALES] All right.
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Fire her up.
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Oh, still making her pretty.
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Oh, come on, I'm not gonna judge.
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Nah, I'd rather wait till she's ready.
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What's going on here, Brett?
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Carburetor's taking longer
than expected to rebuild.
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This thing gonna run or not?
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[CHUCKLES]
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It wouldn't be a classic
if it was easy, right?
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Yeah.
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[TENSE MUSIC]
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Look, I'm just the money guy.
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I don't know dick about cars.
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I won't let you down, man.
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But I do know we're not getting paid
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if you're just putting
lipstick on a pig.
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That was the last time, right?
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[CHUCKLES]
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You've been saying
that for three weeks now.
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Well, next time, I'll mean it.
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- [RADIO CRACKLES]
- Unit 35, what's your 20?
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Still 10-31.
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- What's that?
- Homeowner in distress.
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Oh.
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In need of immediate assistance.
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Mm.
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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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Excuse me, officer.
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You're blowing up.
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Must have fallen out downstairs
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when you stripped
each other's clothes off.
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- [PHONE BUZZES]
- Yeah, thanks.
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- I think it's your wife.
- Okay, Olga.
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Back to pretending to work.
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[PLUCKY MUSIC]
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[EXHALES]
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Gather round, my little garden gnomes.
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Lots of work to do and no time to do it.
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Sorry.
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I couldn't find a meter.
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Next time, carpool.
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What are we doing here?
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Operation Warp Seed.
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Bulbs?
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Not just any bulbs.
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Japanese ranunculus.
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You can't get those in the States.
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Mm.
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Donna smuggled them back
from a trade fair in Tokyo.
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Smuggled them how?
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You just let Donna worry
about both those things.
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I can't have illegal bulbs in here.
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Whoa. Dude, relax.
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[SIGHS] Sorry.
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Cricket's got me on this cleanse.
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- Oh, what day are you?
- Starving.
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Do you bitches want to
beat Bloomfield Hills or not?
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Come on, now.
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Now, now, now, now, now,
now, now, now, now, now.
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Let's go. Lock and load.
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Hoo-rah!
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Uh, any questions?
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Actually, yeah. I have a lot.
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I have four more boxes in my car.
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Okay, now I seriously need to know
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how Donna smuggled these.
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[WHISPERING] All you need to know
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is that she is healing beautifully.
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[NORMALLY] But what I need to know
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is where in the heck
my vice president is.
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Where is she? Hmm?
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[PHONE CHIMING]
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[TENSE MUSIC]
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You were right.
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[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]
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Those things really do come in handy.
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You want a drink?
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I want to know what's going on.
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If I tell you,
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we'll never be the same.
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[TENSE MUSIC]
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I'll have what you're having.
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I don't know. Maybe
we expanded too fast.
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But in order to do it right,
you gotta take on some debt.
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And I've just been trying
to dig out of this hole
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for the past eight months.
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Where have you been going?
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Vegas. Atlantic City.
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Sometimes the casino downtown.
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Oh, my God.
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Whoever will comp me a room
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while I try to win enough
to pay for private school
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or the tennis club or whatever.
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So Dubai, Singapore, India...
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It's all dried up.
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Do you have any idea how
worried the kids have been
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thinking you were so far away?
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I was doing it for them.
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Why couldn't you just tell me?
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I didn't want to give you a
reason to find someone else.
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[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]
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I'm not gonna leave you
just because we can't vacation
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at Saint Barts anymore.
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A lot of women in this town would.
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Well, I'm not one of them.
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I can't do it anymore.
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I got you.
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I'm just so tired.
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Promise me something.
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Whatever it takes.
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No more secrets.
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[BRIGHT MUSIC]
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[KNOCK AT DOOR]
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Knock, knock.
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Oh. Good morning.
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How's it feel to be back home?
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Like I never left.
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Clearly some very important people feel
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you deserve a second chance.
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Yeah.
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Principal Andrews didn't
really have my back.
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And that's why he's
now in the cutthroat world
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of multi-level marketing
selling time-shares.
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- [BOTH LAUGH]
- Well, now you're here.
267
00:13:48,349 --> 00:13:52,308
But there's only so much I can do.
268
00:13:52,309 --> 00:13:55,094
Still got to watch yourself.
269
00:13:55,095 --> 00:13:56,660
Excuse me?
270
00:13:56,661 --> 00:13:59,205
The mayor's wife may
have strong-armed the board
271
00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:01,171
to bring you back, but that doesn't mean
272
00:14:01,172 --> 00:14:03,885
the parents can't take you down again.
273
00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:07,454
[TENSE MUSIC]
274
00:14:07,455 --> 00:14:10,642
Know why these go on our desks?
275
00:14:10,643 --> 00:14:12,510
[SCOFFS] To poison us?
276
00:14:12,511 --> 00:14:13,677
[LAUGHS]
277
00:14:13,678 --> 00:14:16,455
In the 18th century,
teachers were given food
278
00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:18,223
because they were so underpaid.
279
00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:21,344
Oh, nothing really has changed.
280
00:14:22,731 --> 00:14:24,950
Just be smart, Alice.
281
00:14:28,389 --> 00:14:32,901
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
282
00:14:35,135 --> 00:14:38,050
[UPLIFTING MUSIC]
283
00:14:48,409 --> 00:14:50,727
[LAUGHS]
284
00:14:53,196 --> 00:14:55,202
[SIGHS]
285
00:14:57,722 --> 00:14:58,853
Hm.
286
00:14:58,854 --> 00:15:00,666
It's completely corroded.
287
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:05,241
[WHIRRING]
288
00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:08,384
Did you try nail polish remover?
289
00:15:08,385 --> 00:15:10,256
It's had multiple mani-pedis.
290
00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:12,562
Okay, just breathe.
291
00:15:12,563 --> 00:15:14,347
- I'm breathing.
- [LAUGHS]
292
00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:17,788
It's normal to be this cranky
on day three of a cleanse.
293
00:15:17,789 --> 00:15:19,216
I'm not cranky. I'm hungry.
294
00:15:19,217 --> 00:15:21,040
That's just the ketosis
making you say that.
295
00:15:21,041 --> 00:15:23,841
I need this stupid carburetor
to do what carburetors do.
296
00:15:23,842 --> 00:15:25,555
Maybe it's just the universe suggesting
297
00:15:25,556 --> 00:15:26,788
that you switch frequencies.
298
00:15:26,789 --> 00:15:27,898
The hell does that mean?
299
00:15:27,899 --> 00:15:30,805
Maybe you shouldn't be
supporting gas-powered cars.
300
00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:33,192
Seriously?
301
00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:35,281
They're dinosaurs,
302
00:15:35,282 --> 00:15:36,998
but if dinosaurs killed the world
303
00:15:36,999 --> 00:15:39,067
instead of the other way around.
304
00:15:39,068 --> 00:15:41,136
Okay.
305
00:15:42,934 --> 00:15:45,633
This isn't just a gas-powered car.
306
00:15:45,634 --> 00:15:46,635
Through your nose.
307
00:15:46,636 --> 00:15:49,603
This is a 1968 Camaro with a big block.
308
00:15:49,604 --> 00:15:50,823
Out through your mouth.
309
00:15:50,824 --> 00:15:52,895
The Sistine Chapel on wheels.
310
00:15:52,896 --> 00:15:53,989
Fight it, Brett.
311
00:15:53,990 --> 00:15:55,649
[EXHALES]
312
00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:57,270
What's even in this?
313
00:15:57,271 --> 00:16:00,828
It's alkaline-based to
reset your digestive system.
314
00:16:00,829 --> 00:16:02,830
- So it cleans me out.
- Completely restores you.
315
00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:04,440
That's exactly what
I've been looking for.
316
00:16:04,441 --> 00:16:05,915
Good.
317
00:16:05,916 --> 00:16:08,662
[QUIRKY MUSIC]
318
00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:22,466
[SIGHS]
319
00:16:26,048 --> 00:16:27,072
Hey.
320
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:29,030
- Want me to do pickup?
- Sure.
321
00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:30,379
Thought I'd surprise the kids.
322
00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:32,120
- That'd be great.
- All right.
323
00:16:32,121 --> 00:16:34,439
[CHUCKLES]
324
00:16:35,124 --> 00:16:36,342
[EXHALES]
325
00:16:36,343 --> 00:16:37,560
Okay.
326
00:16:37,561 --> 00:16:39,954
[UPBEAT ELECTRONIC MUSIC]
327
00:16:39,955 --> 00:16:42,713
Hi, Kayla. It's Catherine Crosby.
328
00:16:42,714 --> 00:16:47,179
I sold your house at 2567 Devonshire.
329
00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:49,181
Nicole, how are the kids?
330
00:16:49,182 --> 00:16:50,530
Andrea, how are you?
331
00:16:50,531 --> 00:16:51,966
Hey, Jerome. Hello, Elaine.
332
00:16:51,967 --> 00:16:54,136
Yes, I'm finally going out on my own.
333
00:16:54,137 --> 00:16:55,138
Darby.
334
00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:57,480
The market is very
favorable to sellers right now.
335
00:16:57,481 --> 00:16:59,408
♪ I'm the king, give me my crown ♪
336
00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:01,939
If you were looking to upgrade...
337
00:17:01,940 --> 00:17:05,523
okay, well, if you change your mind,
338
00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:07,242
you know where to find me.
339
00:17:07,243 --> 00:17:09,070
♪ Baby, I'm the king ♪
340
00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:11,725
♪ Watch me as I do my thing ♪
341
00:17:11,726 --> 00:17:13,161
Hi, Karen.
342
00:17:13,162 --> 00:17:15,190
It's Catherine Crosby.
343
00:17:15,191 --> 00:17:19,567
I sold your house at 714 Bishop.
344
00:17:28,003 --> 00:17:30,635
Oh.
345
00:17:31,572 --> 00:17:34,530
You know, we actually met once.
346
00:17:34,531 --> 00:17:36,663
- Through my husband?
- Yep.
347
00:17:36,664 --> 00:17:38,414
I used to do event security for him
348
00:17:38,415 --> 00:17:39,534
before I joined the academy.
349
00:17:39,535 --> 00:17:40,588
Sugar?
350
00:17:40,589 --> 00:17:41,929
I'm good.
351
00:17:41,930 --> 00:17:44,366
So...
352
00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:47,063
what can I help you with?
353
00:17:47,501 --> 00:17:49,154
Is that your SUV in the driveway?
354
00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:50,391
Mm-hmm, yes.
355
00:17:50,392 --> 00:17:52,028
And did you take that
to the garden club party
356
00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,114
the other night?
357
00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:55,464
Actually, we took my husband's car.
358
00:17:55,465 --> 00:17:58,032
Would that be a black Cadillac?
359
00:17:58,033 --> 00:17:59,890
[COUGHS]
360
00:17:59,891 --> 00:18:02,471
[TENSE MUSIC]
361
00:18:02,472 --> 00:18:05,170
Am I in some kind of trouble?
362
00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:07,991
Why would you be in any trouble?
363
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,209
My husband drives a Mercedes.
364
00:18:11,210 --> 00:18:13,352
And did you come
home with him that night?
365
00:18:13,353 --> 00:18:15,789
Yes, we were exhausted.
366
00:18:15,790 --> 00:18:18,427
So you came straight
home with your husband.
367
00:18:18,428 --> 00:18:20,408
Paid the babysitter,
watched about 20 minutes
368
00:18:20,409 --> 00:18:22,441
of some cake competition
show, and passed out.
369
00:18:26,496 --> 00:18:30,151
And you didn't go anywhere
else with any friends?
370
00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:31,805
What's this about?
371
00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:39,465
Picked this up off a
traffic stop last night.
372
00:18:39,466 --> 00:18:41,960
We're out of gas. Do you
have any cash on you?
373
00:18:41,961 --> 00:18:43,613
But I'm also gonna need that bracelet.
374
00:18:43,614 --> 00:18:46,657
I had to do something that
might not be good for us.
375
00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:49,214
[GASPS]
376
00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:51,651
Oh, my God.
377
00:18:51,652 --> 00:18:53,392
Thank you.
378
00:18:53,393 --> 00:18:54,871
Thank the jeweler.
379
00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:57,396
Luckily, there's not that
many Tuckers in town.
380
00:18:57,397 --> 00:18:58,919
Who had it?
381
00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:01,661
Someone with a real
crazy story about you.
382
00:19:01,662 --> 00:19:04,054
[EXHALES]
383
00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:07,449
Guess all that matters is,
384
00:19:07,450 --> 00:19:09,930
now my husband doesn't
have to buy me a new one.
385
00:19:09,931 --> 00:19:11,540
[LAUGHS]
386
00:19:11,541 --> 00:19:13,238
You know what?
387
00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:15,827
It might be easier if you
come on down to the station
388
00:19:15,828 --> 00:19:17,807
so we can just clear this all up.
389
00:19:23,945 --> 00:19:26,381
All right. Good morning.
390
00:19:26,382 --> 00:19:28,078
Glad you're back, Ms. Morris.
391
00:19:28,079 --> 00:19:29,966
Oh. Thanks, Peyton.
392
00:19:29,967 --> 00:19:31,560
I hope there's no hard feelings.
393
00:19:31,561 --> 00:19:33,083
Why don't we just start over?
394
00:19:33,084 --> 00:19:35,695
Well, that might be tough.
395
00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:38,045
I'm wearing the same
underwear you sniffed.
396
00:19:38,046 --> 00:19:39,873
Hm.
397
00:19:39,874 --> 00:19:41,222
[LAUGHS] I'm just kidding.
398
00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:44,486
[TENSE MUSIC]
399
00:19:44,487 --> 00:19:45,941
- Sup, boy?
- All right.
400
00:19:45,942 --> 00:19:48,267
All right, people.
Let's find your seats.
401
00:19:48,268 --> 00:19:49,883
- Sup?
- Come on.
402
00:19:49,884 --> 00:19:53,474
Okay, so let's talk about
last night's assignment...
403
00:19:53,475 --> 00:19:58,108
the first part of Jean-Paul
Sartre's "No Exit."
404
00:19:58,109 --> 00:20:00,589
How are we all feeling?
405
00:20:00,590 --> 00:20:02,591
Yes, Peyton.
406
00:20:02,592 --> 00:20:03,764
Challenged.
407
00:20:03,765 --> 00:20:04,941
In what way?
408
00:20:04,942 --> 00:20:06,116
I don't know.
409
00:20:06,117 --> 00:20:07,248
You know, it just kind of made me think
410
00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:09,163
about how when life, like, sucks,
411
00:20:09,164 --> 00:20:12,047
you could be stuck in it forever.
412
00:20:13,386 --> 00:20:15,648
[CHUCKLES] Well, that's existentialism.
413
00:20:15,649 --> 00:20:18,184
- And how is that good for us?
- What do you mean?
414
00:20:18,185 --> 00:20:21,299
Well, just given all the
stress in the world today,
415
00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:22,928
learning how life has no meaning
416
00:20:22,929 --> 00:20:25,701
could be really damaging
to our mental health.
417
00:20:25,702 --> 00:20:27,268
[CLASS MUTTERING]
418
00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:29,870
Existentialism teaches us the importance
419
00:20:29,871 --> 00:20:31,794
of freedom of choice, guys.
420
00:20:31,795 --> 00:20:33,253
Oh, cool.
421
00:20:33,254 --> 00:20:36,236
Okay, then I'd like to choose
to read something else.
422
00:20:36,237 --> 00:20:38,012
Well, this is the unit we're studying.
423
00:20:38,013 --> 00:20:40,194
But that was your choice.
424
00:20:40,195 --> 00:20:41,953
Because I'm the teacher, Peyton.
425
00:20:41,954 --> 00:20:43,595
Yeah, but you're not in charge of, like,
426
00:20:43,596 --> 00:20:46,026
our well-being, right?
427
00:20:46,027 --> 00:20:48,289
That's our parents.
428
00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:50,073
Your parents also had
to read these books.
429
00:20:50,074 --> 00:20:53,585
That's why my mom
thinks they're inappropriate.
430
00:20:53,948 --> 00:20:55,340
She said that?
431
00:20:55,341 --> 00:20:57,277
She's just really worried
about how you'd handle
432
00:20:57,278 --> 00:20:59,039
a subject like this, you know?
433
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:00,475
No, I don't, actually.
434
00:21:00,476 --> 00:21:02,684
Just given how insensitive you've been
435
00:21:02,685 --> 00:21:04,436
to students in the past.
436
00:21:04,437 --> 00:21:05,833
Well, your mom is welcome
437
00:21:05,834 --> 00:21:07,830
to come and talk to
me about the curriculum.
438
00:21:07,831 --> 00:21:12,052
Yeah, that didn't go so
well for you last time, did it?
439
00:21:12,053 --> 00:21:13,155
- [CLASS MUTTERING]
- Excuse me?
440
00:21:13,156 --> 00:21:14,489
No offense, okay.
441
00:21:14,490 --> 00:21:16,997
I'm just looking out for your job.
442
00:21:17,450 --> 00:21:20,713
My mom would have a problem too.
443
00:21:20,714 --> 00:21:25,038
Who else feels the same
way about existentialism?
444
00:21:27,155 --> 00:21:28,764
Okay.
445
00:21:28,765 --> 00:21:31,724
[BRIGHT MUSIC]
446
00:21:43,389 --> 00:21:45,564
- You're right.
- What?
447
00:21:45,565 --> 00:21:48,962
Yeah, no, it seems like you
all understand the basics,
448
00:21:48,963 --> 00:21:52,690
so no need to do the reading.
449
00:21:52,691 --> 00:21:54,028
- Seriously?
- Yeah.
450
00:21:54,029 --> 00:21:55,530
You can tell your mom you get an A.
451
00:21:55,531 --> 00:21:57,604
- Awesome.
- Wait, why does he get an A?
452
00:21:57,605 --> 00:21:59,621
- You all get A's.
- [CLASS CHATTERING EXCITEDLY]
453
00:21:59,622 --> 00:22:01,884
Yeah, every single one of you.
454
00:22:01,885 --> 00:22:04,104
- Is this a joke?
- For the rest of the semester,
455
00:22:04,105 --> 00:22:07,977
as long as you come
to class, you get an A.
456
00:22:07,978 --> 00:22:09,762
[ALL CHEERING]
457
00:22:09,763 --> 00:22:14,027
Okay, wait, so what are
we gonna actually, like, do?
458
00:22:14,028 --> 00:22:16,551
Um...
459
00:22:16,552 --> 00:22:18,379
who's read "Harry Potter"?
460
00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:20,468
- Oh! Come on.
- Of course.
461
00:22:20,469 --> 00:22:22,383
You know what, forget it.
462
00:22:22,384 --> 00:22:23,776
Let's just watch the movies.
463
00:22:23,777 --> 00:22:26,779
[ALL CHEERING]
464
00:22:29,043 --> 00:22:30,435
Come on.
465
00:22:33,961 --> 00:22:36,354
Keep it up, everyone.
466
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:39,139
Ten more minutes and
then we'll take a break.
467
00:22:39,140 --> 00:22:41,750
Oh, Alice.
468
00:22:41,751 --> 00:22:44,072
Is it daylight savings
time where you live?
469
00:22:44,073 --> 00:22:45,092
No.
470
00:22:45,093 --> 00:22:48,269
Just wondering why you're an hour late.
471
00:22:50,630 --> 00:22:52,935
[HUSKILY] Carburetor.
472
00:22:52,936 --> 00:22:55,329
Carburetor.
473
00:22:55,330 --> 00:22:56,844
[SOFTLY] You're so hot, baby.
474
00:22:56,845 --> 00:22:59,544
You're the sexiest
sapling I've ever seen.
475
00:22:59,545 --> 00:23:01,204
What are you doing?
476
00:23:01,205 --> 00:23:02,945
Making the seeds grow.
477
00:23:02,946 --> 00:23:07,297
They apparently
respond to low vibrations.
478
00:23:07,298 --> 00:23:09,125
So you're talking dirty to dirt?
479
00:23:09,126 --> 00:23:12,311
[NORMALLY] We'll see
whose sapling gets erect first.
480
00:23:12,312 --> 00:23:14,304
[LAUGHS]
481
00:23:14,305 --> 00:23:15,879
Why isn't Brett here?
482
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:17,482
[NORMALLY] Oh, he's super stressed.
483
00:23:17,483 --> 00:23:19,824
Something broke on
the car he's working on.
484
00:23:19,825 --> 00:23:22,965
Don't worry. You can rage
about him to the plants.
485
00:23:22,966 --> 00:23:25,968
They like the screaming.
486
00:23:25,969 --> 00:23:28,164
[CHUCKLES]
487
00:23:36,371 --> 00:23:38,502
[SOFTLY] I'm sorry.
488
00:23:39,505 --> 00:23:41,698
You were right.
489
00:23:42,508 --> 00:23:46,424
I didn't appreciate you.
490
00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:50,162
It's like when someone's such
a good friend all of the time,
491
00:23:50,163 --> 00:23:52,821
you get spoiled.
492
00:23:52,822 --> 00:23:57,826
Not that I'm making excuses or whatever.
493
00:23:57,827 --> 00:24:01,487
Sometimes I just wish we could be normal
494
00:24:01,488 --> 00:24:03,484
for, like, 20 minutes.
495
00:24:03,485 --> 00:24:05,642
And then you can go
back to being mad at me
496
00:24:05,643 --> 00:24:08,315
for as long as you want.
497
00:24:08,316 --> 00:24:12,928
I just... I don't know, I really...
498
00:24:12,929 --> 00:24:15,888
I really miss you.
499
00:24:15,889 --> 00:24:17,933
No crying.
500
00:24:17,934 --> 00:24:19,311
Come on.
501
00:24:19,312 --> 00:24:23,477
Tears disrupt the pH of the soil.
502
00:24:24,020 --> 00:24:26,551
You think that's what
your fight was about?
503
00:24:26,552 --> 00:24:27,943
Oh, you poor thing.
504
00:24:27,944 --> 00:24:30,729
He said I take him for granted.
505
00:24:30,730 --> 00:24:34,239
That's not what it was about, girl.
506
00:24:35,212 --> 00:24:36,517
But it's true.
507
00:24:36,518 --> 00:24:38,910
Brett didn't go buck wild on dating apps
508
00:24:38,911 --> 00:24:41,740
because you forgot to thank
him for a ride to the airport.
509
00:24:41,741 --> 00:24:43,872
In the wise words of my Great Aunt Rose,
510
00:24:43,873 --> 00:24:47,578
you get over someone by
getting under someone else.
511
00:24:47,579 --> 00:24:48,747
What? No. Come on.
512
00:24:48,748 --> 00:24:52,696
You're his emergency contact, Alice.
513
00:24:57,539 --> 00:24:59,415
Why didn't he say anything?
514
00:24:59,416 --> 00:25:00,848
You're married.
515
00:25:00,849 --> 00:25:03,521
Tía Rose also had a
lot of thoughts on fidelity.
516
00:25:03,522 --> 00:25:05,534
Oh, God.
517
00:25:08,071 --> 00:25:11,582
I'm such an idiot.
518
00:25:11,901 --> 00:25:14,597
Oh.
519
00:25:16,645 --> 00:25:18,635
It's not the size of your stamen.
520
00:25:18,636 --> 00:25:21,257
It's how you use it.
521
00:25:21,258 --> 00:25:24,217
[HUSKILY] Carburetor.
522
00:25:24,218 --> 00:25:26,088
Why do you keep saying that?
523
00:25:26,089 --> 00:25:27,786
[NORMALLY] It's stuck in my head.
524
00:25:27,787 --> 00:25:30,876
- [BOTH LAUGH]
- It's so weird.
525
00:25:30,877 --> 00:25:34,793
It's just the car part
Brett's trying to find.
526
00:25:34,794 --> 00:25:36,925
Your timing was perfect.
527
00:25:36,926 --> 00:25:39,556
I waited so long for
my furniture to arrive,
528
00:25:39,557 --> 00:25:41,364
when it finally did, I
was sick of the house.
529
00:25:41,365 --> 00:25:42,714
You could just redecorate.
530
00:25:42,715 --> 00:25:45,281
Or sell it fully
furnished and start over.
531
00:25:45,282 --> 00:25:47,240
Haven't changed a bit, Daisy.
532
00:25:47,241 --> 00:25:49,366
So it's 5 bed, 6 1/2 bath,
533
00:25:49,367 --> 00:25:52,114
blah, blah, blah, but
that's not why I bought it.
534
00:25:52,115 --> 00:25:55,117
[PLUCKY MUSIC]
535
00:25:58,948 --> 00:26:02,398
This is way bigger than
the loft I sold you downtown.
536
00:26:02,399 --> 00:26:03,399
Right?
537
00:26:03,401 --> 00:26:04,779
Too bad I'm traveling
too much to enjoy it.
538
00:26:04,780 --> 00:26:06,506
Well, in this neighborhood,
I'm afraid you're never
539
00:26:06,507 --> 00:26:07,695
gonna get asking for this.
540
00:26:07,696 --> 00:26:10,176
That doesn't sound like
the Catherine I remember.
541
00:26:10,177 --> 00:26:13,035
You're gonna get way over.
542
00:26:13,036 --> 00:26:14,833
- [BOTH LAUGH]
- That's my girl.
543
00:26:14,834 --> 00:26:16,574
[LAUGHS]
544
00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:19,000
So I'll send you the paperwork.
545
00:26:19,001 --> 00:26:20,033
Hello?
546
00:26:20,034 --> 00:26:21,970
Mind if I keep my shoes on?
547
00:26:21,971 --> 00:26:24,578
Full disclosure, you're
not the only realtor
548
00:26:24,579 --> 00:26:27,715
- in the running.
- Wow, this place is fab.
549
00:26:27,716 --> 00:26:29,282
I'm upstairs.
550
00:26:29,283 --> 00:26:30,979
But we go way back.
551
00:26:30,980 --> 00:26:32,241
With Gary.
552
00:26:32,242 --> 00:26:34,722
Believe me, I am better off without him.
553
00:26:34,723 --> 00:26:37,420
You've never sold a house without him.
554
00:26:37,421 --> 00:26:40,119
[SIGHS] So who's my competition?
555
00:26:40,120 --> 00:26:43,470
Someone who loves a good fight.
556
00:26:43,471 --> 00:26:44,993
Hi, Pierce.
557
00:26:44,994 --> 00:26:46,081
Hi.
558
00:26:46,082 --> 00:26:48,180
Oh, you two already know each other?
559
00:26:48,181 --> 00:26:49,302
Oh, I tried to hire her.
560
00:26:49,303 --> 00:26:50,813
Timing just didn't work out.
561
00:26:50,814 --> 00:26:53,349
She is a tremendous realtor, Daisy.
562
00:26:53,350 --> 00:26:54,655
- Oh.
- Thank you.
563
00:26:54,656 --> 00:26:57,658
But an even better mom.
564
00:26:57,659 --> 00:27:01,125
- [CHUCKLES]
- Hm. I like to find a balance.
565
00:27:01,126 --> 00:27:03,664
Don't let her fool you...
she moms so hard,
566
00:27:03,665 --> 00:27:06,841
it comes before everything else.
567
00:27:06,842 --> 00:27:08,454
You have kids, Daisy?
568
00:27:08,455 --> 00:27:10,170
Sadly, work is my baby.
569
00:27:10,171 --> 00:27:11,541
Hm. You and me both.
570
00:27:11,542 --> 00:27:13,737
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
571
00:27:15,895 --> 00:27:19,419
How many times are we gonna go over it?
572
00:27:19,420 --> 00:27:21,106
Nothing's changed.
573
00:27:21,107 --> 00:27:22,857
One more time for the cheap seats.
574
00:27:22,858 --> 00:27:24,685
Hey, she gave it to me.
575
00:27:24,686 --> 00:27:26,948
[TENSE MUSIC]
576
00:27:26,949 --> 00:27:29,408
Traded it for gas for her Cadillac.
577
00:27:29,409 --> 00:27:32,805
Okay, it's a $15,000 bracelet.
578
00:27:32,806 --> 00:27:34,434
First she tried to sell me pills.
579
00:27:34,435 --> 00:27:37,742
I have never seen this
man before in my life.
580
00:27:37,743 --> 00:27:42,067
Uh, she was wearing a fancy blue dress.
581
00:27:42,748 --> 00:27:46,620
Uh, maybe he saw me at the gala.
582
00:27:46,621 --> 00:27:50,256
She was with a friend in a red dress.
583
00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:53,496
He probably had someone on the inside...
584
00:27:53,497 --> 00:27:55,237
caterer, coat check.
585
00:27:55,238 --> 00:27:57,631
- You don't got to believe me.
- Yeah, we don't, mister.
586
00:27:57,632 --> 00:27:59,888
Ask Pete.
587
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:03,071
Who's Pete?
588
00:28:03,072 --> 00:28:05,928
Homeless dude who
lives behind the mini mart.
589
00:28:05,929 --> 00:28:07,728
He talked to the friend.
590
00:28:07,729 --> 00:28:10,731
[HIGH-PITCHED RINGING]
591
00:28:10,732 --> 00:28:12,428
Look how grown you are.
592
00:28:12,429 --> 00:28:13,952
- [LAUGHS]
- Hey, Duncan.
593
00:28:13,953 --> 00:28:15,431
Good to see you, man.
594
00:28:15,432 --> 00:28:16,868
Is that the thief?
595
00:28:16,869 --> 00:28:18,478
Not sure yet.
596
00:28:18,479 --> 00:28:21,089
Well, my wife came home with me.
597
00:28:21,090 --> 00:28:22,351
Case closed.
598
00:28:22,352 --> 00:28:24,310
Still should track down this Pete guy.
599
00:28:24,311 --> 00:28:26,124
Yeah, but why go through all the effort?
600
00:28:26,125 --> 00:28:27,574
Well, I gotta cover my bases.
601
00:28:27,575 --> 00:28:29,619
You know, the whole
innocent till proven guilty.
602
00:28:29,620 --> 00:28:31,876
Gas stations have security cameras.
603
00:28:33,712 --> 00:28:35,756
- Hm?
- [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
604
00:28:35,757 --> 00:28:37,715
I mean, why waste any more time?
605
00:28:44,244 --> 00:28:46,941
[BLUESY COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING]
606
00:28:51,425 --> 00:28:54,370
What model do you need?
607
00:28:57,692 --> 00:28:59,823
'68 Camaro.
608
00:29:00,477 --> 00:29:02,957
Aren't the Chevy
parts on the other side?
609
00:29:02,958 --> 00:29:05,264
They moved them.
610
00:29:05,265 --> 00:29:07,440
Let's divide and conquer.
611
00:29:07,441 --> 00:29:09,442
How'd you know I was here?
612
00:29:09,443 --> 00:29:13,794
Where else are you
gonna find a '68 carburetor?
613
00:29:13,795 --> 00:29:16,797
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
614
00:29:21,803 --> 00:29:23,717
Take a seat.
615
00:29:23,718 --> 00:29:25,458
What's going on?
616
00:29:25,459 --> 00:29:27,808
Employee quarterly review.
617
00:29:27,809 --> 00:29:29,767
I'll stand, thank you.
618
00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:31,943
How do you think your
performance has been lately?
619
00:29:31,944 --> 00:29:33,596
Exceptional.
620
00:29:33,597 --> 00:29:35,480
Well, I see room for improvement.
621
00:29:35,481 --> 00:29:36,948
Mm. Oh, yeah?
622
00:29:36,949 --> 00:29:38,297
Where?
623
00:29:38,298 --> 00:29:42,692
For example, how you treat my boyfriend.
624
00:29:42,693 --> 00:29:44,439
He's got a wife.
625
00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:45,826
You need to be nicer to him.
626
00:29:45,827 --> 00:29:47,112
What's the point?
627
00:29:47,113 --> 00:29:48,658
This guy's not sticking around.
628
00:29:48,659 --> 00:29:51,672
- You don't know that.
- They call this a delusionship.
629
00:29:51,673 --> 00:29:53,206
I'm not delulu, Olga.
630
00:29:53,207 --> 00:29:54,786
TikTok would disagree.
631
00:29:54,787 --> 00:29:56,312
We could totally end up together.
632
00:29:56,313 --> 00:29:58,839
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
633
00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:00,580
Ford goes to college.
634
00:30:00,581 --> 00:30:02,669
He finally leaves his wife.
635
00:30:02,670 --> 00:30:03,844
And then what?
636
00:30:03,845 --> 00:30:05,833
You all spend Christmas together
637
00:30:05,834 --> 00:30:07,450
like one of those Hallmark movies?
638
00:30:07,451 --> 00:30:08,849
It's not so crazy.
639
00:30:08,850 --> 00:30:12,610
I am the kid's biological mother.
640
00:30:13,289 --> 00:30:17,488
Sounds like you've got it
all figured out, Ms. Bradley.
641
00:30:17,990 --> 00:30:20,183
Well, it's what I want.
642
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:23,524
Sure it's what he wants?
643
00:30:25,214 --> 00:30:26,432
You can go now.
644
00:30:26,433 --> 00:30:29,692
Is all this going in my file?
645
00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:32,046
We'll discuss it next quarter.
646
00:30:32,047 --> 00:30:35,049
[SOFT MUSIC]
647
00:30:44,581 --> 00:30:46,378
So I wait till Cricket's asleep,
648
00:30:46,379 --> 00:30:47,811
and then I hit the drive-through.
649
00:30:47,812 --> 00:30:50,708
So you've just been
shame-eating in your car?
650
00:30:50,709 --> 00:30:52,594
And brushing my teeth so
she doesn't smell it on me.
651
00:30:52,595 --> 00:30:54,620
Oh, my God. You did not.
652
00:30:54,621 --> 00:30:55,960
I cannot tell you how good
653
00:30:55,961 --> 00:30:57,479
Taco Bell tastes when it's forbidden.
654
00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:58,626
Why would you even think
655
00:30:58,627 --> 00:31:00,825
you could not eat for five days?
656
00:31:00,826 --> 00:31:03,548
Part of me wanted to
prove to her I was that guy.
657
00:31:03,549 --> 00:31:05,019
You eat a second lunch.
658
00:31:05,020 --> 00:31:06,341
Most important meal of the day.
659
00:31:06,342 --> 00:31:08,910
Doug once tried to get me into jogging.
660
00:31:08,911 --> 00:31:10,848
Oh, yeah, I remember.
661
00:31:10,849 --> 00:31:12,519
You used to hide at the coffee shop
662
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:13,520
for, like, half an hour.
663
00:31:13,522 --> 00:31:15,587
- 15-minute mile.
- Yep.
664
00:31:15,588 --> 00:31:18,166
Until Doug came in and found
you pounding an iced mocha.
665
00:31:18,167 --> 00:31:19,439
I'm a bad faker.
666
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:20,834
Me too, I guess.
667
00:31:20,835 --> 00:31:24,925
It's just hard being
something you're not.
668
00:31:24,926 --> 00:31:28,537
[GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING]
669
00:31:28,538 --> 00:31:30,858
Wait, what model was it again?
670
00:31:30,859 --> 00:31:33,238
RS.
671
00:31:33,239 --> 00:31:35,683
- No way.
- Way.
672
00:31:38,771 --> 00:31:40,251
I can't believe it!
673
00:31:40,252 --> 00:31:41,544
It was sitting right there.
674
00:31:41,545 --> 00:31:43,431
You are my lucky charm.
675
00:31:47,296 --> 00:31:49,863
I'm sorry I can't be more.
676
00:31:56,697 --> 00:31:59,266
Oh, man.
677
00:32:00,266 --> 00:32:02,584
Was it that obvious?
678
00:32:04,748 --> 00:32:08,947
You did cry at my birthday.
679
00:32:09,492 --> 00:32:15,492
I was proud you made it to 30.
680
00:32:16,325 --> 00:32:20,838
[BOTH LAUGHING]
681
00:32:23,158 --> 00:32:29,158
I feel so stupid.
682
00:32:29,164 --> 00:32:31,482
I'm the stupid one.
683
00:32:32,689 --> 00:32:35,321
So what do we do now?
684
00:32:38,347 --> 00:32:40,218
Taco Bell run.
685
00:32:40,219 --> 00:32:41,436
Duh.
686
00:32:41,437 --> 00:32:44,265
[BOTH LAUGH]
687
00:32:47,617 --> 00:32:49,258
- Your...
- You're buying.
688
00:32:49,259 --> 00:32:50,744
Oh, I was gonna say your treat.
689
00:32:50,745 --> 00:32:53,021
You're the one with the new job.
690
00:32:54,450 --> 00:32:57,365
[TENSE MUSIC]
691
00:32:59,847 --> 00:33:01,979
Half day?
692
00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:03,632
School's over.
693
00:33:03,633 --> 00:33:05,553
- Bad joke.
- Oh. What's up?
694
00:33:05,554 --> 00:33:07,114
Got a call from Peyton's mom.
695
00:33:07,115 --> 00:33:09,576
Ah, yeah, my old buddy.
696
00:33:09,577 --> 00:33:11,229
She said you started the year off
697
00:33:11,230 --> 00:33:13,387
with an interesting approach.
698
00:33:13,388 --> 00:33:16,081
Look, I can explain.
699
00:33:16,082 --> 00:33:18,133
I don't normally like being
ambushed by parents...
700
00:33:18,134 --> 00:33:20,851
No, it wasn't my finest moment.
701
00:33:21,260 --> 00:33:24,871
Peyton's mom would disagree.
702
00:33:24,872 --> 00:33:26,003
What?
703
00:33:26,004 --> 00:33:27,975
Apparently she's over the moon
704
00:33:27,976 --> 00:33:29,658
with your new curriculum.
705
00:33:29,659 --> 00:33:31,921
Huh.
706
00:33:31,922 --> 00:33:35,238
Well, I think my time off taught me
707
00:33:35,239 --> 00:33:37,591
what really matters to students.
708
00:33:37,592 --> 00:33:40,004
Whatever you're doing, keep it up.
709
00:33:40,005 --> 00:33:41,961
Well, I'm happy to do my part.
710
00:33:41,962 --> 00:33:43,325
What if it was bigger?
711
00:33:43,326 --> 00:33:46,564
Still trying to find a cheer
coach, and debate advisor.
712
00:33:46,565 --> 00:33:48,378
Shop department also needs someone
713
00:33:48,379 --> 00:33:49,518
to keep kids from cutting fingers off.
714
00:33:49,519 --> 00:33:51,158
My masters is in English.
715
00:33:51,159 --> 00:33:55,296
All for extra pay, of course.
716
00:33:55,555 --> 00:33:57,686
How much?
717
00:33:58,210 --> 00:34:00,080
[UPBEAT ELECTRONIC MUSIC]
718
00:34:00,081 --> 00:34:02,359
Every great home has a story.
719
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:05,566
And if you'll please follow
me, I'm ready to tell yours.
720
00:34:07,742 --> 00:34:09,359
Let me take you
721
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:11,352
into the heart and soul of your home.
722
00:34:11,353 --> 00:34:15,484
This oversized Statuario marble island
723
00:34:15,485 --> 00:34:17,212
is perfect for entertaining.
724
00:34:17,213 --> 00:34:21,841
The eased edges give it a
sleek and contemporary feel.
725
00:34:21,842 --> 00:34:24,437
Freestanding soaking tub
with a clean, modern finish.
726
00:34:24,438 --> 00:34:25,636
Custom cabinetry.
727
00:34:25,637 --> 00:34:29,022
This luxurious primary bath
spotlights a single vanity.
728
00:34:29,023 --> 00:34:30,868
With griddle and grill.
729
00:34:30,869 --> 00:34:32,547
Perfect for those
chilly Michigan nights.
730
00:34:32,548 --> 00:34:33,635
[GASPS]
731
00:34:33,636 --> 00:34:36,438
This large private sitting room.
732
00:34:36,439 --> 00:34:38,944
Elegantly positioned to take
advantage of the morning light.
733
00:34:38,945 --> 00:34:41,513
Whether you are a gourmet chef
734
00:34:41,514 --> 00:34:44,744
or you just love hosting dinner parties.
735
00:34:44,745 --> 00:34:47,886
My goal is to make this
seamless and stress-free.
736
00:34:47,887 --> 00:34:49,754
I truly believe your home has
737
00:34:49,755 --> 00:34:51,914
incredible potential in today's market.
738
00:34:51,915 --> 00:34:53,484
And I am confident I can help you
739
00:34:53,485 --> 00:34:55,207
get the best possible price.
740
00:34:55,208 --> 00:34:57,977
- Let's get started!
- When can we get started?
741
00:34:57,978 --> 00:35:01,111
It's just such a hard decision.
742
00:35:01,112 --> 00:35:02,816
You both know your stuff.
743
00:35:02,817 --> 00:35:07,266
And, oh, my God,
you're both so charming.
744
00:35:07,801 --> 00:35:09,994
I didn't get it, did I?
745
00:35:11,544 --> 00:35:14,067
A company of his size,
746
00:35:14,068 --> 00:35:15,851
he has contacts all over the world.
747
00:35:15,852 --> 00:35:17,201
Yeah.
748
00:35:17,202 --> 00:35:18,550
Pretty hard to compete with that.
749
00:35:18,551 --> 00:35:19,594
[CHILDREN CHATTERING]
750
00:35:19,595 --> 00:35:21,727
[SIGHS]
751
00:35:21,728 --> 00:35:23,642
[GRUNTS]
752
00:35:23,643 --> 00:35:25,513
That's literally every day.
753
00:35:25,514 --> 00:35:27,472
Neighbor's kid.
754
00:35:27,473 --> 00:35:28,864
The Garretts.
755
00:35:28,865 --> 00:35:30,737
Yeah. You know them?
756
00:35:30,738 --> 00:35:32,564
They have a toddler
and a seven-year-old.
757
00:35:32,565 --> 00:35:34,943
And my daughter
takes ballet with the girl
758
00:35:34,944 --> 00:35:36,089
that lives in that Tudor.
759
00:35:36,090 --> 00:35:38,436
The house next to it,
they have twin boys,
760
00:35:38,437 --> 00:35:40,290
and they all go to
the best public school
761
00:35:40,291 --> 00:35:45,068
in the district, which is
walking distance from here.
762
00:35:45,317 --> 00:35:46,578
You know the neighborhood.
763
00:35:46,579 --> 00:35:49,320
[PLUCKY MUSIC]
764
00:35:49,321 --> 00:35:52,658
And I know that the
person that buys your house
765
00:35:52,659 --> 00:35:55,021
won't care if there are
soccer balls in their yard.
766
00:35:55,022 --> 00:35:56,494
- Why?
- Because I'm gonna sell it
767
00:35:56,495 --> 00:35:58,422
to the friends of one of these families
768
00:35:58,423 --> 00:36:00,940
so their kids can grow up together.
769
00:36:00,941 --> 00:36:02,115
Wow.
770
00:36:02,116 --> 00:36:03,819
You really do mom hard.
771
00:36:03,820 --> 00:36:06,445
You don't need Goldman's
international contacts.
772
00:36:06,446 --> 00:36:09,679
You need my PTA phone tree.
773
00:36:10,385 --> 00:36:12,329
Think you can close in 60 days?
774
00:36:12,330 --> 00:36:14,053
I once sold 300 Girl Scout cookies
775
00:36:14,054 --> 00:36:15,346
in a weekend.
776
00:36:15,347 --> 00:36:17,696
Even the plain ones?
777
00:36:17,697 --> 00:36:19,890
Mostly plain.
778
00:36:21,527 --> 00:36:22,788
[LAUGHS]
779
00:36:22,789 --> 00:36:24,926
Why don't we go inside
and sign those papers?
780
00:36:29,361 --> 00:36:33,277
Okay, scroll, scroll.
781
00:36:33,278 --> 00:36:37,206
Let's just get to the point
where he said you came in.
782
00:36:37,207 --> 00:36:39,406
Is that even really necessary?
783
00:36:39,407 --> 00:36:41,023
Guy's facing a serious felony.
784
00:36:41,024 --> 00:36:43,996
Well, I don't see any reason
to press charges, right, babe?
785
00:36:43,997 --> 00:36:46,289
Well, it's probably up
to the DA anyway now.
786
00:36:46,290 --> 00:36:48,205
[KEYBOARD CLACKING]
787
00:36:48,206 --> 00:36:50,685
Ugh. Spinning wheel.
788
00:36:50,686 --> 00:36:53,257
You'd think they'd upgrade these things.
789
00:36:53,258 --> 00:36:55,647
Maybe it just fell out of my purse.
790
00:36:55,648 --> 00:36:57,212
Okay, wait a minute.
791
00:36:57,213 --> 00:36:59,172
I think we're back in business.
792
00:36:59,173 --> 00:37:00,739
Nope.
793
00:37:00,740 --> 00:37:02,306
Spinning wheel again.
794
00:37:02,307 --> 00:37:04,288
We got the bracelet back.
Why are we even doing this?
795
00:37:04,289 --> 00:37:06,251
The man's got a job to do.
796
00:37:06,252 --> 00:37:08,094
Okay, here we are.
797
00:37:08,095 --> 00:37:11,053
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
798
00:37:31,242 --> 00:37:35,034
Well, there you go.
799
00:37:35,035 --> 00:37:37,210
Sorry for your trouble, folks.
800
00:37:37,211 --> 00:37:38,516
It's funny.
801
00:37:38,517 --> 00:37:40,605
It's like she was never there.
802
00:37:40,606 --> 00:37:43,608
[LIGHT MUSIC]
803
00:37:54,924 --> 00:37:56,534
[QUIRKY MUSIC]
804
00:37:56,535 --> 00:37:58,275
Count of three.
805
00:37:58,276 --> 00:38:00,344
Three.
806
00:38:00,974 --> 00:38:02,322
- Hm.
- Mine's bigger.
807
00:38:02,323 --> 00:38:04,759
[LAUGHS] Uh-huh.
808
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:08,023
See, everyone? What
we say to plants matters.
809
00:38:08,024 --> 00:38:10,848
Or it's the carbon dioxide
coming from our mouths.
810
00:38:10,849 --> 00:38:12,209
What'd you say to yours?
811
00:38:12,210 --> 00:38:14,029
Oh, I sang a Get Up Kids song.
812
00:38:14,030 --> 00:38:15,596
You?
813
00:38:15,597 --> 00:38:17,688
Just told mine how I felt.
814
00:38:17,689 --> 00:38:19,294
Mm.
815
00:38:19,775 --> 00:38:21,950
Get a load of that.
816
00:38:21,951 --> 00:38:24,257
- [BOTH LAUGHING]
- [MIMICS GUNSHOT]
817
00:38:24,258 --> 00:38:25,563
Aww.
818
00:38:25,564 --> 00:38:27,608
Growth.
819
00:38:27,609 --> 00:38:31,351
It's never easy nurturing
a business to maturity.
820
00:38:31,352 --> 00:38:34,398
[THE RADIO DEPT.'S "WE
CLIMB THE WIRED FENCES"]
821
00:38:38,098 --> 00:38:40,974
Anything can disrupt the natural order
822
00:38:40,975 --> 00:38:42,241
of your work environment.
823
00:38:42,242 --> 00:38:45,147
♪ Walk you through the ♪
824
00:38:45,148 --> 00:38:47,655
[GASPS]
825
00:38:49,631 --> 00:38:51,589
Birdie was, uh, thirsty.
826
00:38:51,590 --> 00:38:53,068
If you break her heart,
827
00:38:53,069 --> 00:38:57,081
I will not hesitate to ragdoll you.
828
00:39:05,125 --> 00:39:08,122
So you gotta weed out
your weakest divisions
829
00:39:08,123 --> 00:39:12,087
in order to focus on
your strongest branches.
830
00:39:12,088 --> 00:39:15,849
I think I'm gonna sleep at home tonight.
831
00:39:16,223 --> 00:39:17,441
Are you sure?
832
00:39:23,448 --> 00:39:26,769
I just miss my own bed.
833
00:39:28,148 --> 00:39:29,714
Okay.
834
00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:41,943
♪ At best, it's simulation ♪
835
00:39:41,944 --> 00:39:47,944
♪ Or can you set me free? ♪
836
00:39:58,133 --> 00:40:01,838
Even then, unforeseen
competition in the marketplace
837
00:40:01,839 --> 00:40:06,647
can siphon resources
and overshadow growth.
838
00:40:07,527 --> 00:40:11,146
So like any healthy ecosystem,
for your business to thrive...
839
00:40:11,147 --> 00:40:12,583
Hi, Mommy.
840
00:40:12,584 --> 00:40:14,498
It has to adapt to change.
841
00:40:14,499 --> 00:40:16,804
How was your day, honey?
842
00:40:16,805 --> 00:40:18,371
Where's my drink?
843
00:40:18,372 --> 00:40:19,894
[LAUGHS]
844
00:40:34,780 --> 00:40:36,476
I still don't get it.
845
00:40:36,477 --> 00:40:38,173
What don't you get?
846
00:40:38,174 --> 00:40:42,700
What you did when you hacked
their cloud server or whatever.
847
00:40:42,701 --> 00:40:44,245
Trade secrets.
848
00:40:44,246 --> 00:40:45,311
Mm-mm.
849
00:40:45,312 --> 00:40:47,487
We don't have secrets anymore, remember?
850
00:40:47,488 --> 00:40:48,706
All right.
851
00:40:48,707 --> 00:40:50,790
One of my guys put the same timecode
852
00:40:50,791 --> 00:40:52,123
on footage from a different night.
853
00:40:52,124 --> 00:40:55,103
[EXHALES]
854
00:40:55,104 --> 00:40:57,715
I feel bad for the mini mart guy.
855
00:40:57,716 --> 00:40:59,363
The DA's never gonna charge him
856
00:40:59,364 --> 00:41:01,585
if we don't push it.
857
00:41:06,115 --> 00:41:09,553
Did you ever think I'd be...
858
00:41:09,554 --> 00:41:11,642
this much?
859
00:41:11,643 --> 00:41:13,426
[LAUGHS]
860
00:41:13,427 --> 00:41:15,051
It makes it fun.
861
00:41:15,052 --> 00:41:17,378
Well, we have pretty much stress-tested
862
00:41:17,379 --> 00:41:19,693
every marriage vow there is.
863
00:41:19,694 --> 00:41:20,738
We're still here.
864
00:41:20,739 --> 00:41:22,870
Yeah.
865
00:41:22,871 --> 00:41:24,568
Apparently so is he.
866
00:41:24,569 --> 00:41:27,571
[TENSE MUSIC]
867
00:41:42,456 --> 00:41:44,717
So what else did I miss at the gala?
868
00:41:44,718 --> 00:41:46,361
[LAUGHS]
869
00:41:46,652 --> 00:41:52,652
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