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# What'll I do
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# When you are far away?
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# And I am blue
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# What'll I do?
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# When I'm alone
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# With only dreams of you
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# That won't come true
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# What'll I do? #
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My manager says
I've got a bad attitude.
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It's taken him three weeks
to see that?
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If you're angling to get the sack...
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No, I'm not!
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I like working at the bookies.
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I like the other wage slaves,
they're a laugh.
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It's the customers
what get on me thruppenies.
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Oh, they are such wasters.
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I mean, every time I look at them
I see Chris staring back at me.
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Makes me want to pour boiling hot
coffee over their family jewels.
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I can see how they'd pick up
on that.
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I wear my heart on my sleeve.
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It's my biggest problem.
No, Sharon.
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That's only halfway down a very,
very long list.
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Do you fancy going for a drink Trace?
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Just you and me.
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I need to chillax.
In a bit.
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I'm just doing Travis's pizza.
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Can't he can do it himself?
He's ain't a baby.
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Oh, cut the crust off for me, Mum.
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Already done, love.
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Thanks.
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How are you going to cope
when you go away to uni?
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(DOORBELL)
I'll get it.
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He's not going anywhere.
He's staying local.
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That way he won't have to pay rent
and he can eat all his meals here.
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And have Mummy on hand to cut
the crusts off his pizza.
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Travis!
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Oh!
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Mwah! Mwah!
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Tracey!
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Mwah! Mwah!
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Who the hell was that?
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I don't know!
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Sharon! Just like I pictured you.
Come here, you!
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Oh.
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Emma?
Granny!
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I mean, this is all so sudden.
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You really should have warned me.
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Sorry. I know I can be a bit
impulsive.
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Oh, that's OK. Nice to meet you.
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So, have you just come over
from New Zealand?
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Yes. Oh, Mummy's so happy out there.
She's got a beautiful parish.
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Yeah, so I understand from my loving
daughter's one and only email.
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It wasn't for me, though.
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It's such a backwater,
especially the fashion.
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They still think Stella McCartney's
a hot ticket.
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You mention Vena Cava or Peter Som
and it's just a sea of blank faces.
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So, I applied for some jobs
back here,
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landed some interviews in London
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and thought I'd come
and see my gorgeous Granny!
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Sorry, I can't do this.
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I spent my whole life
not having a family,
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then suddenly your mother drops
into my life,
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only to disappear just as suddenly
off to New Zealand.
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And then, out the blue, you turn up.
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No, it's all too much.
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Oh, I see. Erm...
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No, you're right. I've...I've been
thoughtless. I'll...I'll go.
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No. You're here now. Stay.
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Only please don't call me -
BOTH: Granny?
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I won't. It's not right, anyway.
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You know, you actually look
even younger in the flesh
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than you do on Skype.
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Oh.
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Have a couple of bulbs gone?
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Can I call you Dorien? I think
we're more like sisters, anyway.
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Oh!
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I couldn't possibly comment.
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I really feel this fantastic
connection between us.
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My friends think you're a legend.
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I mean, Foxy Cohen is just the best.
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Well, I have always tried
to connect with the young.
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As the doorman down the YMCA
will confirm.
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I can't wait to get
to know you better.
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Oh, erm...
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I was wondering if I could crash
here for a couple of days.
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Yes!
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That'd probably be OK,
wouldn't it, Mum?
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Yeah, of course.
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As long as you don't mind bunking
in with your big sister.
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I'd love to!
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Oh, we can go clubbing
and then come home
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and have late-night, girly chats.
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Oh. I'll show you upstairs.
Great.
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I'll carry your bags.
Oh, that's lovely, thank you.
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50, 60, 70, 75 pence.
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Don't spend it all at once.
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Loser.
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Hello, Trace.
What are you doing here?
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You've come to see
if I'm behaving myself.
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You don't you trust me, do you?
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Would it surprise you if I say no?
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Not really.
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Excuse me.
In a minute.
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Just really quickly, I need -
I said, in a minute.
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I want to put 20 quid to win
on Humphreys About in the 3.30.
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I am talking to my sister.
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So rude.
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PA: And the 3.30 is underway,
with Don't Mention Squirrels
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making the early running from
Humphreys About.
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They've started now! What about my
bet?! What about your bet?
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And Humphreys About is a faller
at the first fence.
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There you go.
I just saved you twenty notes.
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Say thank you.
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Oh, I'll say a lot more than that.
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Excuse me, love.
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Dennis Timms, Area Manager.
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We've had complaints
about your attitude,
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and I see they
were only scratching the surface.
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I think you'd better step into
the office, if you don't mind.
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They sacked you, didn't they?
No, they didn't.
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They docked me half a day's pay and
gave me a final written warning.
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And it's all your fault, Trace.
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If you hadn't been spying on me, I
wouldn't have got lumbered with this.
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What's that?
Customer Service Manual.
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I've got to read it and digest.
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Blimey. Is it Grab-A-Granny night
down the Harvester?
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Travis and I are taking Emma out
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to introduce her
to Chigwell night life.
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Oh, great. Bars you can't hear
yourself think in,
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blokes with fake tans
and birds with tattoos.
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My kind of people.
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When will you start acting your age?
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When my knees lock together and my
push up bra won't push up anymore.
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Oh, Emma's enthusiasm
makes me feel young.
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Glad you didn't chuck her out, then?
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She's so different to Naomi.
I don't feel any of that baggage.
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Guilt, you mean. Emma's inherited
my style, my joie de vivre.
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It's remarkable how like me she is.
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50 years and three face lifts ago.
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She's such a ball of energy,
so focussed on the positive.
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Such an antidote to the sullen,
ponderous heap of negativity
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that is you, Sharon.
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She takes me back to when I was
young. Life full of promise.
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I never felt like that.
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Oh, there's a surprise.
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Life's really marked you, hasn't it?
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I just knew that it was going
to be one long arse ache.
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And I haven't been disappointed.
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Hi!
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Oh, you look gorgeous!
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It's a bit chilly out. That's not
going to keep you very warm.
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Oh, I don't know.
it's making Travis sweat.
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Mum gave me some money
for an interview outfit,
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but I blew the whole lot on this.
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I just couldn't resist!
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I know where you're coming from.
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Marcus once sent me out
to buy a washing machine
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and I blew the lot on a romantic
weekend for two in Paris.
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Was he cross?
Livid. He was in Dusseldorf.
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Right, shall we go, then?
Yeah.
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Oh, I hope your girlfriend isn't
going to mind you being out with me.
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Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
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Hoo-hoo-hoo!
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He hasn't got a girlfriend.
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We recently split up.
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Where shall we go first?
Oh, who cares!
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Let's just go with the flow and see
where the evening takes us.
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(GIGGLES)
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Yeah, well most evenings round here
end up in the kebab shop...
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..so you better glue in your teeth,
Dor.
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Enjoy yourselves.
Be careful, won't you, Travis?
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Yes, Mum.
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What are you doing?
You have got homework to do.
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Morning, everyone.
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Got a nice cup of tea for you all.
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Travis!
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Emma!
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Oh! Morning.
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Oh, Tracey, that is so kind of you!
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Oh, I'll take Travis's.
He hasn't got any trousers on yet.
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Dorien!
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Dorien, whenever you crawl out
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of whoever's bed you slept
in last night,
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can you please listen to one of the
47 messages I've left and call me?
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Where have you been?
I've been phoning you.
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Yes, sorry.
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I'm afraid, like me, my phone ran
out of charge around Orpington.
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Why were you in Orpington?
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Those night buses take a very
circuitous route.
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I'm ashamed to say
I let my enthusiasm
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get the better of me last night.
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Shots are a bad, bad thing.
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I fell in with a very fast crowd.
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I ended up at an all-night
paintballing session
in Canary Wharf.
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As you can see,
I took rather a lot of hits.
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You look like Ronald McDonald after
he's been through a car wash.
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I'll take your word for it.
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I'm too scared to look
in the mirror.
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I should have stayed with Travis and
Emma. Did they get home all right?
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Oh, yeah,
they've been tucked up all night.
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In the same bloody bed!
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No!
Yes!
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He's upstairs with her now,
with no trousers on!
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Your grand-daughter has taken
advantage of my baby.
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Emma doesn't need to take advantage
of anyone. She could have any man.
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And she'll have them all before
she's 30, the way she's going!
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Not what I expected
from a vicar's daughter,
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but I suppose her mother
had an uphill battle,
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struggling against
your scrubber's genes!
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Yeah, and what about Travis's
biological background?
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His blood type is definitely
gangster positive!
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Oh, good! A full English argument
for breakfast.
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Flipping hell, Dor!
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You look like Ronald McDonald after -
Been there, done that.
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Oh. So what's it about?
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It's about Emma and Travis.
What's happened?
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They were getting on well enough
last night.
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You saw them?
Yeah.
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They came back in while I was
ploughing through that manual.
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I mean, honestly, I have had read
more interesting phone bills.
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And?
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And they started snogging
and it was getting on my nerves.
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So you told them to stop?
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Well, sort of.
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I told them to get a room.
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Well, they definitely did that.
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You mean, they....
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Wa-hey! Ha ha ha!
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This is all your fault!
Fancy sending them up to his room.
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I've done him a favour, Trace!
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It's about time he parked his bus.
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He wasn't ready. Well, if he wasn't
ready, it wouldn't have happened.
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Trust me, I'm an expert.
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He's too young.
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God knows how this has affected him.
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# DAFT PUNK FEATURING
PHARRELL WILLIAMS: Get Lucky
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Well, what makes you so sure
that he didn't seduce her?
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Two reasons:
one, she's related to you;
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and two, Travis gets embarrassed
when the girl in Costa asks him
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if he wants chocolate on it.
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You don't think he's good enough
for your precious grand-daughter.
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No, you started the name calling.
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I'm very fond of Travis.
I was simply defending Emma.
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Well, I think they make
a lovely couple.
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Morning.
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Ooh, good night was it, Dor?
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Look, I won't be in for lunch, Mum.
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I'm taking Emma down Luigi's
for a calzone.
249
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Hoping all your mates are going
to be there?
250
00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:16,960
They should be.
I've texted them all twice.
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They're going to be well jealous.
252
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,960
Travis, are you sure
you're all right, love?
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Yeah. Why wouldn't I be?
254
00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:29,960
Oh, my God!
255
00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:31,960
Have you been discussing
my sex life?
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Wow. I've got a sex life.
257
00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:38,960
Well, you shouldn't have.
258
00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:40,960
I don't want that sort of thing
going on in my house.
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Here we go again. Look this proves
Emma's right, Mum.
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I can't go to a local uni.
Look, I need to go away
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and she reckons Maastricht
is really good.
262
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I don't want you going to Scotland.
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Maastricht is in Holland, Tracey.
That's abroad!
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Morning!
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You look amazing.
Thanks.
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Oh!
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Are you OK?
Fine.
268
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Just a little frayed
around the edges.
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Let's go.
OK. Bye!
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Your grand-daughter
is taking my son away from me.
271
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Only for a calzone.
272
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,960
You're driving him away
because you're so clingy.
273
00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:24,960
Why don't you have him stuffed
and put him on the sideboard?
274
00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:26,960
That way he'll never leave home.
275
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:30,960
Look, you've got to cut the apron
strings sooner or later.
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00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:34,480
I vote for later. I just don't want
to see them carrying on.
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And I don't want to hear you
slandering my grand-daughter.
278
00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:40,640
Well, like I said,
I think they make a lovely couple.
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BOTH: Oh, shut up, Sharon!
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We're up all night to get lucky.
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All right?
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00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:00,800
Oh, did you get to show Emma off?
Absolutely.
283
00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:03,000
She is amazing.
Well, where is she now?
284
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,960
Just checking her emails.
Travis...
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00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:08,960
I don't want to interfere,
but don't see her anymore.
286
00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:11,960
Look, Garth said this would happen.
287
00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:14,960
He said the second I got a proper
girlfriend you'd get all irrational.
288
00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:17,800
Who's being irrational?
Just stop going out with her!
289
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And don't go abroad either.
290
00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:20,960
That's got nothing to do with Emma.
291
00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:23,960
Look, we spoke about it
and I made my own mind up.
292
00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:26,960
Look, you can't just change your
life because some girl says so.
293
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She's not some girl.
294
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She's the girl.
295
00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:34,960
I'm in love.
296
00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:40,960
Ha ha ha!
297
00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:44,960
Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
298
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:46,320
It's not funny, Sharon.
299
00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:55,960
I'm sorry, Travis.
300
00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:59,640
I mean, I think it's nice
you feel like this.
301
00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:01,320
Then, why did you laugh?
302
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:03,640
Well, because it's funny ...
303
00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:06,960
..and nice.
304
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:12,800
Travis, as the internet's foremost
agony aunt, I see a lot of this.
305
00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:15,960
I mean, it's only natural to think
you're in love the first time you...
306
00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:18,320
..park your bus.
307
00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:21,960
I mean, it was the same for me.
308
00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:24,960
I mean, I can remember when
and where it was,
309
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,960
but for the life of me
I can't remember who.
310
00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:30,800
Or how many.
311
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:35,160
But you get it, don't you, Mum? Dad
was your first and you married him.
312
00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:39,320
Have you told Emma how you feel?
313
00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:42,960
I don't need to, Dor.
I know she feels the same way.
314
00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,960
It's like we were meant to be.
315
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:47,640
Oh, my God! I've just had
the most amazing news!
316
00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:49,960
I passed one of those interviews
I went for.
317
00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:52,960
I've got a traineeship
with this brilliant law firm!
318
00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:56,960
Oh, that's amazing! Congratulations!
319
00:17:56,960 --> 00:18:00,960
Honestly, it's such a great
opportunity, I can't believe it.
320
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:03,960
They want me to start on Monday
and the job's in Manchester,
321
00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:05,960
so I'll have to leave tomorrow.
322
00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:14,000
Oh. What just happened?
323
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,960
Didn't you realise the effect
you'd had on him?
324
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:18,960
No.
325
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,960
So like me.
326
00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:29,960
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
All right if I come in?
327
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:38,960
I'm really sorry. I shouldn't have
blurted it out like that.
328
00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:40,960
I should have told you first.
Oh, it's OK.
329
00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:43,960
You're right to be excited.
330
00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:46,960
It's a good opportunity.
I was just being stupid.
331
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:50,960
No, no, you're not.
It's... It's my fault.
332
00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:54,800
I thought we were just a couple
of adults having fun.
333
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,960
You know, like Flashdance?
334
00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:59,960
With more sex and less welding?
335
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:04,960
I had no idea I was your first.
336
00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:08,960
How did you...?
337
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:12,960
Mum! Honestly...
I never would have guessed.
338
00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:17,960
You were such a considerate
and confident lover.
339
00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:19,960
I thought you must have had
loads of girls.
340
00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:21,960
Really?
341
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:24,960
I was good, then?
342
00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:27,960
Better than good.
You were the whole package.
343
00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:29,960
In more ways than one.
344
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:32,960
Wow.
345
00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:35,960
I'm obviously a natural.
Obviously.
346
00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:38,960
Friends?
347
00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:51,960
How was that?
348
00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:54,480
Word perfect.
Thanks, Emma.
349
00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:56,960
# DAFT PUNK FEATURING PHARRELL
WILLIAMS: Get Lucky
350
00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:04,000
Keep in touch.
351
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,960
Of course I will.
352
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:07,960
Oh, you off, Emma?
Yeah.
353
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:09,960
Well, it was lovely to meet you.
354
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,960
You too, Sharon. And thank you
for having me, Tracey.
355
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:16,960
Oh, well, technically,
it was Travis who had...
356
00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:20,320
Never mind.
357
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:22,960
See you, love. You take care.
Yeah.
358
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,960
Bye.
Bye.
359
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:27,960
Oh, bye, sis.
360
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:33,160
Oh.
You can call me Granny if you want.
361
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:37,320
But I don't, honestly.
362
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:40,320
Take care.
363
00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:44,960
And don't forget to tell your mother
how well we got on.
364
00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:49,960
I've just realised,
you're home early?
365
00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:52,960
Why are you home early?
366
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,960
They sent me home.
367
00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:58,960
Oh! You've been sacked, haven't you?
Honestly, it's time after time.
368
00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:00,960
Ahem.
Employee of the Month?
369
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:05,960
How the hell did that happen?
An angry punter threatened
370
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:09,480
one of the girls behind the counter
with a broken bottle.
371
00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:12,320
Luckily, I had my manual with me.
And what did you do?
372
00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:13,960
Whacked him round the head with it.
373
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:17,960
You know Emma's just about to leave?
374
00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:19,960
Oh, we said our goodbyes upstairs.
375
00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:22,800
It was just a kiss, Mum.
376
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:25,960
Can you wash this for me?
I need it tomorrow.
377
00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:26,960
Thanks.
378
00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:30,160
Oi! You!
379
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:32,960
Ah. He's still my Travis.
380
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:36,960
I don't know, Trace. I reckon Emma's
turned your boy into a man.
381
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:40,960
Did you see the way he ate
that pizza?
382
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:43,960
Crust, an' all.
383
00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:49,320
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