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# What'll I do
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# When you are far away
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# And I am blue
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# What'll I do
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# When I'm alone
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# With only dreams of you
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# That won't come true
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BOTH: # What'll I do #
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(LAUGHTER)
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(SIREN WAILS)
Quick! Get in, get in!
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(LAUGHTER)
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DORIEN: Hide that!
You'll get us arrested.
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I always thought you liked
being put in handcuffs!
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Shh! Shush!
You shush!
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You shush!
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They've gone!
(LAUGHTER)
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Shh. Shh!
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It's a school night, Mum.
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Boring!
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A traffic cone?
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Really boring!
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(LAUGHTER)
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You know you've had a good night out
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when you wake up
next to a traffic cone.
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Change cone to cop
and I'm with you 100%.
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You know what we need now?
Beauty sleep.
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Tequila shots!
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Yes!
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I am so proud of you right now.
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I love you.
I love you.
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It's no good talking to them
when they're in this mood.
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Keep an eye on her.
She might choke on her dentures.
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Oh!
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Sideways? Are you mad?!
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So, have we worn you out, Dor?
Certainly not.
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Although it is our third night out
this week and it's only Monday.
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Oh, this is the old Tracey
I remember. Before Darryl tamed her.
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(SINGS) Oh, hokey cokey cokey!
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Oh, hokey cokey cokey...!
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Oh, it's taken her 40 years but
she's finally got her second wind.
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I reckon it's because
her next birthday's her 56th.
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The big 6-0 is on the horizon.
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Tracey's having her last hurrah!
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You having a last hurrah, Trace? No!
I don't like them fancy cocktails!
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Let's stick to the shots, eh?
Come on, down in one!
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Ready...
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One, two, three!
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Oh!
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Here, you know what we ought to do?
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We ought to have
a girlie weekend away.
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Oh, yeah. A relaxing spa weekend
at an idyllic country retreat.
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Or...a 70s Revival Weekend
in Skeggy!
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Fat Angela goes every year.
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She reckons it's quality.
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She says that the tribute bands
are better than the real ones.
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They've got 'Raving Mud', right?
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And they've got the original
guitarist's
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friend's sister-in-law in it.
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There weren't no girls in Mud!
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Don't be so picky, Trace!
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You could do your Tiger Feet dance.
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Only if I want to give myself
a double hernia!
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Look, I don't fancy going anywhere
with Fat Angela.
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If I want to see old birds
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desperately trying to relive their
youth I've just got to look at her!
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(LAUGHS)
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The one on the left.
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The one on the right.
I'll have them both.
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Both?
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You're right. I'll take all three.
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Tracey!
Stop fussing! Shoes next.
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She's so her old self. I love it!
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I love these boots.
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They're so soft.
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There's no way Dorien'd ever hear me
coming up behind her
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with a blunt instrument
if I was wearing these.
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Well, get 'em.
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I can't! Too dear.
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Have a look.
I'll treat you.
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No. You can't, Trace.
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I've got my pride.
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They are so comfy!
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Are you over your pride yet?
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I think so, Trace.
Thank you very much.
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Girls...what do you think?
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I think I need help
to get out of them!
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(CHUCKLING)
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Girls!
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Don't leave me, I can't get down!
Tracey!
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Have you left anything on the rails?
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I fancy a change. Just want to
brighten myself up.
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How many items?
Eight or nine.
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Cheers.
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Sorry, only one item at a time.
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You just let my sister go through
with an armful.
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It's staff discretion.
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You think I'm going to nick
something, don't you?
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Would you like to take one item into
the changing room or not, madam?
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If I was going to nick something,
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I'd choose somewhere
a lot better than this.
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These are lovely, aren't they?
I bought one last week.
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Really?
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In that case I won't bother.
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Trace...
What?
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I'm in a tangle.
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I've put me arm through the leg bit,
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and me leg through the arm bit...
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(MATERIAL TEARS)
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Oh. That's sorted it!
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Tracey, are you going to be
much longer in there?
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I'm starting to get static
from all the man-made fibres.
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This garment is damaged.
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Very shoddy.
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DORIEN: Tracey?
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Tell her I've gone out.
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Tracey?
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Where's Tracey?
Garden.
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What's going on?
OUTSIDE: Tracey!
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She's coming back!
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Tracey!
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Tracey? (SIGHS)
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So, any particular reason
you're hiding from her?
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I think she just wants to nag me
about spending too much money.
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(SCOFFS) She can talk!
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She flashes her plastic more often
than she flashes her knickers.
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(SCREAMS)
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Oh, my God!
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I thought I'd found an actual
skeleton in my closet!
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I thought you'd gone out? It's the
only way I could pin you down.
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How long have you had that mole
on your shoulder?
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Mind your own business.
I can't!
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My mother in law had one
just like it.
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It got bigger and bigger and
she was dead within three years.
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Well, why didn't you tell her?
Because she was my mother in law.
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You need to see a doctor.
No, I don't.
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Because they'll all just say it's
cancer and I'd rather not know.
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I'll just keel over in Tescos
one day.
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Probably be in the deli queue,
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the time that woman takes to cut
a quarter of corned beef. OK.
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If you won't listen to me
I'll just tell Sharon and the boys.
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Don't you dare!
I don't want them knowing.
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If you say anything
I'll chuck you out, and I mean it.
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Fine, I'll start packing immediately
I've told them.
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Why do you always have to stick your
nose in? You're always interfering.
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I can't help it!
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It's a genetic disorder passed from
Jewish mothers to their daughters.
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I've made you a doctor's appointment
for tomorrow morning.
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I hate you!
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Will you come with me?
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What are you two up to?
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Mum. We were talking and we've
realised that my little brother
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has never been to a music festival.
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So...I want to take him to
Atomic Pile.
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It's the biggest rock event
of the year.
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No chance.
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Well, I think I'm old enough
to make my own decisions
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so if I want to go with Garth,
I'll go.
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Look at this face.
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Is this the face you want to be
looking at
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for the next ten years, minimum?
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(SIGHS) Look, I know you think
I'm being a bit hard
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but I can't worry about what they're
up to on top of all of this.
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How's the shoulder?
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Sore. Don't worry about the results
of the biopsy.
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Going to the doctor means
you're in control.
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You have bent cancer
over the Ottoman
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and smacked it on the bottom
with a bamboo cane.
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Sorry. Flashback!
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Thanks for making me go, Dor.
Pleasure.
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I just wish I hadn't had all them
sun beds in the 80s.
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They never appealed to me.
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Couldn't see the point of lying down
on your own.
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Darryl insisted we had them before
we went on our flash holidays,
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so we didn't look common.
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Then he goes and pees
in the swimming pool.
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And speaking of common...
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when are you going to tell Sharon?
I'm not.
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Sharon can't cope with illness
and death.
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Whenever an old relative snuffs it
she goes to pieces,
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so we stopped telling her.
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She thinks our Great Aunt Enid in
Canada is still going strong at 107.
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I don't want Sharon
knowing anything yet.
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Oh, yeah? About what?
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Where did you come from?
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It's me new boots.
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I have never been so light
on my feet!
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I tell you, if Jack the Ripper had
these boots
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he'd never have got caught.
He never was caught.
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And now we know why!
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So, go on, what ain't I supposed to
know about? What's the big secret?
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You're going to have to tell her,
Tracey.
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Look, I didn't want to
tell you, Shal, but...
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..I've booked that 70s Weekender
for us!
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Result!
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.
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.
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(SINGS) That's right, that's right,
that's right, that's right...
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I really love your tiger light...
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Dear Lord, take me now.
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I really love your tiger feet!
Join in!
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This means you're going to that
saddo's 70s weekender, doesn't it?
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Oi! How come you're allowed to go to
a festival and we can't?
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Because we know how to behave
ourselves.
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Yeah! Too right.
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Getting ratted every night.
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We will be crawling back
to our beds.
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In a responsible adult sort of way.
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So hypocritical.
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I'm so happy, Trace.
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I never said it before...
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but that 70s Weekend
was on my bucket list.
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Seriously?
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Along with what, a trolley dash
around World of Quid?
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No.
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Swimming with dolphins.
Visiting the pyramids...
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Riding the Dalai Lama.
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The Dalai Lama isn't an animal!
He's a man!
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Really?
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That could've been embarrassing, eh?
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Right, I'm going to tell Fat Angela
that we're going.
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She is gonna be well chuffed!
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The Weekender was the first thing
that popped into my head.
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I hope you know what you've let
yourself in for.
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Ha! You're coming as well.
I am not!
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What was it you just said to me
at the doctor's surgery?
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'Don't worry, I'll support you
every step of the way'.
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I meant in times of stress.
And you don't think a weekend away
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with Sharon and Fat Angela is going
to be stressful?!
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Now repeat after me.
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That's right, that's right,
that's right, that's right,
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I really love your tiger light...
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Smells like the inside of a tramp's
pocket in here.
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Saturday is the Weekender's
big night.
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If you don't dress up as your
favourite 70s character
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you're going to stick out
like a sore thumb.
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Wear something like this.
You'll really fit in!
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I hated the 70s,
when I was married to Marcus.
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Endless nights in with a man whose
idea of letting it all hang out
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was loosening his kipper tie
to eat his cheese fondue.
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Stop moaning, you two, will you?
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Anyone'd think you didn't want to
go on the Weekender.
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And how many blokes have been in
and out of this tatty old thing?
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She means the costume, Dor, not you.
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Ooh, look. There's Fat Angela.
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Has she lost weight?
No, she's always been skinny.
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So why not call her Skinny Angela?
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Because that would be rude.
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Oi, Ange! All right, love?
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(SQUEALS)
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Hiya, babes!
252
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You getting your costume?
Yeah, yeah!
253
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You remember Tracey, don't you?
And this is Dorien. All right?
254
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Ooh. You know little Julia?
Yeah?
255
00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:44,320
She's coming!
No!
256
00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:46,320
No! I thought she was going to be
on remand?
257
00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:48,960
That's still touch and go so
she don't want to book a room,
258
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she might waste her money.
So I said she can have my bed
259
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and I'll come in with one of you
lot! Hold on a minute.
260
00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:56,960
Oh, I'll go on the floor, babe!
You won't know I'm there!
261
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Unless I pull.
You might hear me then!
262
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You know all the choice costumes
are out the back, don't you?
263
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Come on, let's have a shufti.
264
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I know what you're both thinking.
265
00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:13,960
But once she's had a few Lambrinis
she really comes out of her shell.
266
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These are not my people.
I don't want to go.
267
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Tell Sharon the truth,
she's got to find out sometime.
268
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Not if my biopsy comes back clear
she won't. She need never know.
269
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Look, I need you with me, Dor.
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If I'm having a wobble
you're the only one I can talk to.
271
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Can't we just do it by email?
272
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Fat Angela was right, all the good
stuff's out the back.
273
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You want to see what she's found.
Something with a mute button?
274
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Look, I'll wear anything,
it doesn't matter.
275
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It does matter, Trace!
276
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There's loads of prizes
for the best costume.
277
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There's a Showaddywaddy box set,
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a crate of Blue Nun and
four free tickets for next year.
279
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The winner takes it all!
280
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That's who we can be!
281
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Come on then, let's be having you!
282
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Oh, come on, girls!
What's taking you so long?
283
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# You can dance, you can jive
284
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# Having the time of your life
285
00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:29,960
# Ooh, see that girl,
watch that scene
286
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# Diggin' the dancing queen
287
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# Ooh oh... #
288
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Sorry, I have no idea who you are.
289
00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:48,000
You all right?
290
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Yeah.
291
00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:51,960
Look, Mum...
292
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I don't blame you for not letting
Travis go to the festival.
293
00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:57,960
I ain't done much to give you any
faith in me. Oh, Garthy.
294
00:15:57,960 --> 00:15:59,960
But I'm going to turn things around.
295
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,960
You don't have to prove anything
to me. I do.
296
00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:04,960
I've messed around for too long.
297
00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:06,960
But there's going to be no more
half baked daydreams.
298
00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:11,960
No more crazy schemes. I've got
a grown up, rock-solid plan.
299
00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:14,960
I'm going to win Masterchef
300
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and open a chain of Michelin
starred restaurants.
301
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I love you.
302
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:25,000
So you think it's a good plan
then, yeah?
303
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You give it a go.
I'll give it 150%.
304
00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:32,960
Mum, I don't suppose there's any
chance you'll change your mind
305
00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:35,960
about me taking Trav to Atomic Pile,
is there?
306
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Yeah. You both go and enjoy
yourselves.
307
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TRAVIS: Yes!
308
00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:43,960
Well, he was next door.
What are the chances?!
309
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:47,320
Thanks, Mum! Let's go celebrate.
Sweet!
310
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I'll get my wallet. And, Mum, don't
worry, I'm going to look after him.
311
00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:54,960
Well, while he's looking after you,
you keep an eye on him.
312
00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:07,960
Let me say I know how much you hate
313
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:11,960
me accidentally steaming open
your letters...
314
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so when I do I normally just
seal them up.
315
00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:21,960
But this one...
316
00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:23,960
Why didn't you tell me, Trace?
317
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,960
I'm really, really sorry, Shal.
318
00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:29,960
Do you have any idea
how let down I feel?
319
00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:33,160
I know, I know. I wanted to tell you
but I didn't want to upset you.
320
00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:35,160
Well, I am bloody upset!
321
00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:37,960
I mean, it ain't as if I weren't
going to find out anyway.
322
00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:40,960
It's all right at the minute. I mean
that letter's just from the nurse
323
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:44,640
explaining what'll happen if it
is...you know...cancer.
324
00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:49,800
Cancer?
325
00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:53,320
This is about you booking me to share
with Dorien on the Weekender.
326
00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:59,960
Who's got bloody cancer?!
327
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:01,960
I had a mole on my shoulder
that went a bit funny
328
00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:04,960
so the doctor cut it out
and sent it off for a biopsy.
329
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:08,960
And when did all this happen?
Only in the last few days.
330
00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:12,640
Why didn't you tell me?
She thought you might overreact.
331
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,960
Overreact!
332
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:18,000
Over bloody react?!
333
00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:21,960
Yeah, how could she have possibly
thought such a thing?
334
00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:24,960
Hold on.
335
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:26,960
How come she knows?
336
00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:29,960
You told her and you didn't tell me?
337
00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:32,960
She's better at handling
these sort of things.
338
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:34,960
Because she's a cold, heartless cow!
339
00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:39,960
That's not fair!
Dorien's been brilliant.
340
00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:45,960
Well, I'd have been brilliant.
If you'd given me the chance!
341
00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:59,960
So when do you get the results
of this biopsy?
342
00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:01,960
Anytime.
343
00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:03,960
(PHONE RINGS)
344
00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:09,960
Hello?
345
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:12,960
No, I don't want to claim for PPI!
346
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:20,960
Is there anything else I should know?
347
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:25,160
The lock on a toilet door
isn't just there for decoration.
348
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:33,960
So who else knows?
349
00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:35,320
No-one.
350
00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:37,960
Not the boys?
Especially not the boys.
351
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:41,960
That's why you've been
giving it large.
352
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:45,640
Going out every night
and splashing the cash.
353
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,960
You think you're dying.
No, she doesn't!
354
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:54,000
She's been to the doctor,
she's got it under control.
355
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:56,960
(PHONE RINGS)
356
00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:59,960
Bloody cold callers!
Tell 'em to sod off!
357
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:04,960
Listen, mate. Don't ring here again
358
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:07,320
unless you want me to shove my fist
so far up your...
359
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,960
Sorry, Doctor.
360
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:21,960
Hello?
361
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,960
I see.
362
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,480
Yeah, that's fine.
363
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,960
Thank you.
364
00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:33,960
The mole was malignant.
365
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:35,960
I've got to have a scan
to see if it's spread.
366
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:40,960
The good news is, the scan's the
same Friday as the Weekender...
367
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:42,960
so we'll have to give that a miss.
368
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:48,960
Well, come on, then.
We've got to be positive.
369
00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:52,960
Just look at this as a first step
on the way to good health,
370
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,960
because we are going to be here
for you
371
00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:57,000
and we're going to be strong.
372
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,800
Aren't we, Sharon?
373
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,000
Yeah.
374
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,960
You're going to be all right, Trace.
375
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:06,960
I mean our family live long,
don't they?
376
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:08,960
You look at Auntie Enid.
377
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:15,960
She's 107 and she's still going
strong.
378
00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:22,960
What?
379
00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:26,000
Has something happened
to Auntie Enid?
380
00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:30,960
She ain't sick as well, is she?!
381
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:33,000
No, she's fine.
382
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:39,960
You ain't just protecting me,
are you?
383
00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:43,800
As if.
384
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