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# What'll I do
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# When you
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# Are far away?
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# And I am blue
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# What'll I do?
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# When I'm alone
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# With only dreams of you
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# That won't come true
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# What'll I do? #
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(LAUGHTER)
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Dear Foxy Cohen,
I must be your biggest fan.
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Oh, they all say that.
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I want to thank you for changing
my life.
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Ah, bless.
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For without you, I would never have
known Simon and Dominic.
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Ooh! A threesome.
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Filthy animals.
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READS: My beautiful twin boys.
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Oh, bless.
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Born nine months to the night
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after your wonderful memoir
rekindled my marital flame.
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In a very real way,
you are their godmother.
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Eurgh. I don't know why anyone would
assume that I'd be the least bit
interested
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in their mewling, puking offspring.
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Because everyone loves babies.
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Well, not I.
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Babies are dull and boring.
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They've got no conversation.
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They can't walk.
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They're doubly incontinent.
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So will you be, if you don't get off
that thing.
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It's not a thing. It's a
state-of-the-art mini tramp.
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Well, it takes one to know one.
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Dear Mrs Green,
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I know this is a letter you may have
been hoping or dreading to receive.
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What's all that about?
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Nothing.
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Just some sad, deluded eccentric.
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Writing to yourself now, Dor?
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That is personal! Yes, I know.
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Er...
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Writing this has been painful
and difficult.
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Probably got arthritis.
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Nevertheless, deep in my heart, I
believe you would want to meet me -
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the daughter you gave up
for adoption...50 years ago.
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You're right, Dor. A nutter.
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It's not true, is it, Dor?
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None of your business.
Either of you.
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Well, there's a turn-up
for the books.
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You can't stay up there forever,
Dor.
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Tell her we won't judge her, Trace.
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We won't judge you, Dor.
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(SIGHS) All these years
she's kept this secret from us.
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And us her only friends.
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You don't get it, do you?
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Not as often as I'd like, no.
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I mean, all these years, she's had
to deny the most important event in
her life. Poor cow.
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Well, she's made her bed.
She's got to lie in it.
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Maybe it weren't a bed.
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Maybe it was the back seat
of a Ford Sierra.
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Or a B&Q car park.
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No, that was you.
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(LAUGHTER)
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Just as long
as you're not judging me.
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What were you doing up there?
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Colour coding my underwear.
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Really?
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Of course not, Tracey.
That would take days.
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You are going to write back to her?
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Certainly not. That is a chapter of
my life that is, and will remain,
closed.
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Now, there's a stack of fan mail.
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You can't just ignore this, Dor.
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Don't see why not.
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You know what they say.
Better out than in.
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If she'd thought of that,
she wouldn't have got pregnant.
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But you might have grandchildren,
Dor.
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Great grandchildren.
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Yes, thank you, Sharon.
I get the point.
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Great great grandchildren.
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Oh, for God's sake. You're not going
to let this drop, are you?
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BOTH: No.
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Come on, Dor. Spill the beans.
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Who's the daddy?
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I met Lionel when I was 17.
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What, Lionel Blair?
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Lionel Bart?
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Lionel Richie.
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Fine. Forget it.
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Sorry, Dor. We'll listen. Promise.
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He was a year older than me.
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Handsome, obviously.
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Intelligent, funny.
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He had a place at Cambridge.
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His own flat?
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Cambridge University.
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Oh.
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All that summer,
we were inseparable.
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But it wasn't to be.
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Why wasn't it meant to be?
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He came from a very religious
family.
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Oh, you mean with the furry hat
and the curly, wurly sideburn.
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No, I mean his father was the Bishop
of Willesden.
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He wasn't Jewish, then?
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So we had to break it off.
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Then I discovered that I was...
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well, you know...
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so I had a term off school with...
glandular fever.
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Stress-related?
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And then I gave her up.
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Oh, right.
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Oh, Dor.
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No, it was fine.
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Easy. Really straightforward.
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And you never regretted it?
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Look, Tracey, I've always been very
fond of you.
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Oh, and you, Sharon.
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But it was a long time ago.
It was very painful for me.
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And I would like, just this once,
for you to respect my privacy.
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So you don't really hate kids, then?
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Look, I'll do a deal.
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You drop the subject and I'll take
you out for a night of overpriced
alcopops.
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You know me so well.
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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Did you win, love? No.
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Did you draw? No.
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Lost, then? Well done.
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If you're interested, the Chigwell
Players are looking for a Prince
Charming for their panto.
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(DOOR SLAMS)
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Little sod.
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Kids, eh? Who'd 'ave 'em?
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I don't ask for much when you come
home, Travis -
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I don't ask for much either.
Sorry?
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But I do expect people to knock,
not just barge in.
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It's only manners. Manners? Huh!
What's manners about dumping your
smelly football kit in my kitchen?
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And I'm not 'people'. I'm your
mother. Don't I know it?
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Look, you're on my case 24/7.
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Can I maybe have some privacy now?
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Please?
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Can't understand what's got into
Travis.
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He's a teenager. It's a phase.
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Garth didn't have no phases.
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How do you know?
You sent him to boarding school.
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And you had yours adopted.
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We're not going into that.
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Sorry to bother you, but could you
keep an eye on Holly for a sec?
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If I don't get to the toilet, I'll
explode.
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Of course. Give her here. Oh, look.
Oh, hello.
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We don't want mums exploding in
Molotov's, do we, eh?
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You're a godsend.
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Aw, ain't she a cutie, Dor,
look at her.
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I suppose so,
if you like that kind of thing.
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Oh, hold on.
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(BUZZING) Either I'm getting a text
or this sofa is vibrating.
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Have her a minute.
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Get her head. Cheers. Ta.
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Ha-ha! Good one.
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(LAUGHTER)
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Who's a pretty girl, then?
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No, Dor. That's budgies.
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Would someone please take this?
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If you like.
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There you are.
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She looks like the Child Catcher
in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
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Oh, is that scary old witchy-poo
frightening you?
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Come here. How can you be so
heartless?
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She dribbled...
on my Alice by Temperley.
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I mean your long-lost daughter.
She's desperate to meet you.
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Because she needs closure.
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And how would you know?
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Because me and Tracey were adopted.
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Were you?
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You haven't forgotten?
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I'm a busy woman.
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We searched high and low for our mum
and dad. Never found 'em.
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And it's left a huge, gaping hole,
that no amount of two-for-one
cocktails can ever fill.
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And that's exactly what your
daughter's going through.
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Rubbish. I'll tell you why she's
suddenly got in touch with me after
all these years.
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Because she found out
that I am Foxy Cohen.
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She waited until I became a
best-selling author.
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Until she could be sure
that I was worth the bother.
She's a gold-digger.
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Impure and simple.
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Right.
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I need another drink.
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I thought she was onto us then,
for a sec.
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Me too.
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Any luck?
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No. Not even your Holly could melt
that icy excuse for a heart.
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Still, it was worth a try, eh?
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Yeah.
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Thanks, Teresa. Oh, well, any time
you wanna borrow her, just ask.
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Because motherhood's
doing my head in.
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Cheers.
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So, I suppose that's that, then.
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Suppose.
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Unless.... No.
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How do you know
what I was going to say?
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I can read you like a book. A kids'
book with a very obvious plot.
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Read my lips.
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You are not writing to Naomi,
pretending to be Dorien.
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Right? Trace, it's...
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None of our business.
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Trace, if - And that's final.
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I can't understand how Travis gets
through so many pairs of sports
socks.
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Nobody irons socks, Trace.
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I have to.
He's got very sensitive feet.
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You can take over, if you like.
I'd love to, but I'm reading my book.
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I'm trying to improve myself.
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God knows, there's room for it.
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What are you reading?
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Oliver Twist.
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Please, sir, I want some more.
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I love that film.
When did they turn it into a book?
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No, the book came first, Trace.
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Are you sure?
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It was written hundreds of years ago.
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A searing insight into the issues of
abandonment and adoption.
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(LETTER FLAP) Ooh.
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And it's as relevant today as it was
the day it was published.
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What's going on?
You having it off with the postman?
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Not even Dorien
could do it that quick.
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What, then?
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I've got my own life, Sharon. I
don't have to tell you everything.
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Fancy a cuppa?
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You're a rubbish liar.
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I'm not lying. No, you're changing
the subject.
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And you're rubbish at that an' all.
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Oh, my God.
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I know what you've done.
How could you, Trace?
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I couldn't help it.
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But why? Because I'm a mother too.
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I know that deep down, Dorien
will be really glad that I wrote to
her daughter pretending to be her.
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(LAUGHTER)
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You wrote to her daughter?
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You just said you knew what I'd
done. I was bluffing!
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After you telling me not to...
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You hypocrite.
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I know, I know, but...
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What if Dorien really doesn't want
to meet her daughter?
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Suppose she isn't just pretending to
be a cold, heartless bitch.
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Suppose she really is a cold,
heartless bitch.
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What the hell is she up to now?
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Help!
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Sharon! What? Get me out of here.
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No, I think you have to change at
Piccadilly onto the Bakerloo line.
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Don't just stand there. Get me out.
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Help. Ow!
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I should never have thrown it away.
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She's still called Naomi.
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I called her Naomi.
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Normally they change the name.
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I haven't slept for three nights.
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I tried not to think about it,
but I've got to confront this
and write back to her.
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No need.
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I wrote to her.
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What?
256
00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:55,960
It's all right. She pretended she was
you.
257
00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:58,960
How dare you?
258
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:04,160
Now she'll think I'm a semi-literate
comprehensive school dropout!
259
00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:07,960
Why don't you see for yourself?
260
00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:20,160
Wait.
261
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:22,960
What?
262
00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:24,960
'Ere are. What is it?
263
00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:28,960
Football kit, that I've spent all
morning ironing. I know you've got
a game coming up.
264
00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:32,960
Yes. A home game.
This is my away kit.
265
00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:37,960
Right. That's it.
266
00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:43,960
Any sign of Naomi?
267
00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:45,960
Not yet.
268
00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:46,960
What are you doing?
269
00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:48,960
Mending Travis's football kit.
270
00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:51,320
You do too much for that boy.
271
00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:52,960
Not for much longer.
272
00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:57,960
Blimey, who's died?
273
00:14:58,960 --> 00:14:59,960
How do I look?
274
00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:01,960
Nice. Dignified.
275
00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:03,960
Just like a mummy should look.
276
00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:05,960
I thought I could smell
embalming fluid.
277
00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:10,960
If I have to meet my daughter, at
least I want her to see the real me.
278
00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:13,960
And I think this is what the real me
looks like.
279
00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:16,960
Where's my football kit?
280
00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:19,960
'Ere are. I've done you a sandwich
and a Satsuma for half time.
281
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,960
You should have called me. I'm late.
282
00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:25,960
Not if you hurry. Have a nice time
with your little pals.
283
00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,960
When did he become so uncouth?
284
00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:33,960
It's just something us mummies have
to put up with. He'll get over it.
285
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,960
So will Sharon, one day. Arh...
286
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:42,960
Right, listen up.
287
00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:47,960
Now, last year, we gave Desmond
Tutu Academy a right good hiding,
didn't we?
288
00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:49,960
ALL: Yeah! Right. Right.
289
00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:54,800
Now, this season, there's been
an influx of Romanian immigrants
into Loughton.
290
00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:57,960
And Desmond Tutu's got themselves
a new striker.
291
00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:01,320
Fella called...Constantinescu.
292
00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:05,960
He's had 15 goals in nine matches.
293
00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:10,960
(LAUGHTER)
294
00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:12,960
You show him who's boss.
295
00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:14,960
Let's get out there, then!
296
00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:17,160
Come on! Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi.
297
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:19,960
Have we got a problem here?
298
00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:22,960
It's just that it's cold outside,
sir.
299
00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:25,960
You know, the ground's rock hard,
so...
300
00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:27,960
Don't give me that. Man up.
301
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:37,960
(LAUGHTER)
302
00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:39,960
(CHEERING)
303
00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:49,960
Thanks for helping.
304
00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:51,960
Did I? I'm sure I'd remember.
305
00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:53,960
Ow!
306
00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:55,960
What are you making?
307
00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:58,960
I made egg mayo, tuna mayo
and cheese and pickle mayo.
308
00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:03,960
I didn't do any ham, just in case
this Naomi turns out to be Jewish.
309
00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:06,960
Of course Naomi's Jewish.
310
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:09,960
If Dorien's Jewish,
then she's Jewish.
311
00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:11,960
Not that it'll bother Dor.
312
00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:14,960
She eats ham, bacon, pork.
313
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:16,960
She'll put anything in her mouth.
314
00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:23,960
You all right, Dor?
315
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,000
Ridiculous, isn't it?
316
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,960
All my life, I wanted nothing
to do with her.
317
00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:30,160
Most of the time,
she never even crossed my mind.
318
00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:32,320
And look at me.
319
00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:34,480
Now I'm worried she won't turn up.
320
00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:39,960
You have been happy without Naomi in
your life, haven't you, Dor?
321
00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:41,960
Of course I have. Perfectly happy.
322
00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,960
I'm a world-famous writer...
323
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:46,960
with a string of lovers,
324
00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:48,960
fabulous wardrobe...
325
00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:50,960
More handbags than Harrods.
326
00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:54,960
If I never meet her, how will I know
if she's happy?
327
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:57,960
What if she takes after me?
328
00:17:57,960 --> 00:18:00,960
They broke the mould when they made
you, Dor.
329
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:04,960
Come into the kitchen, eh?
330
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:08,960
If she's coming, she'll get here,
and if she doesn't...
331
00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:11,160
well, life goes on, eh?
332
00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:28,960
(LAUGHTER)
333
00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:37,960
(LAUGHTER)
334
00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:45,320
Maybe her car broke down.
335
00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:47,640
Maybe her train was delayed. Maybe -
336
00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:49,960
Maybe she doesn't want to meet me
after all.
337
00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:52,960
You can just write to her again.
338
00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:54,960
I didn't write to her
the first time, did I?
339
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:57,960
Besides, I'm not a stalker.
340
00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:01,640
If Naomi doesn't want to meet me,
it's her loss.
341
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:03,480
Ha-ha-ha!
342
00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:05,480
Ah-ha-ha-ha!
343
00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:07,960
Look! Travis is on YouTube.
344
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:09,960
Oh, my God.
345
00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:12,640
Did you know Travis was
cross-dressing?
346
00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:13,960
(LAUGHS)
347
00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:15,960
This'll be viral by now.
348
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:18,960
What have I done to him?
He'll be scarred for life.
349
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:20,960
(DOOR SLAMS) Ooh.
350
00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:24,960
How was your football?
351
00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:27,960
Tough game?
352
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:31,960
One of those hard, no-frills affairs?
353
00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:35,960
Sorry, Mum.
354
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:38,960
You have to speak up.
Auntie Sharon's a bit mutton.
355
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:41,960
Sorry, Mum.
I'm gonna go and do my homework.
356
00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:43,960
Oi. What have I done now?
357
00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:45,960
Empty the dishwasher.
358
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:46,960
what?
359
00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:48,000
Of course.
360
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,640
Sorry.
361
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:53,160
This was on the doorstep.
It's for you, Dor.
362
00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:55,320
Oh...
363
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:56,960
I wonder what it is.
364
00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:59,960
It must be those incontinence pads
you ordered.
365
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:05,960
My letters...
366
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:07,960
to Naomi's father.
367
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:08,960
Lionel?
368
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:10,960
Where did these come from?
369
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,960
There's a note.
370
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:14,960
Dear Dorien...
371
00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:18,960
please forgive me if I don't feel
ready to meet you yet.
372
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:21,000
Until I do...
373
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:25,960
I'd like you to have these letters,
because Lionel never forgot you.
374
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:34,160
You see, at the age of three,
I was adopted by a lovely couple -
375
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:38,960
Ursula and her husband Lionel,
my biological father.
376
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:40,960
He went back for her?
377
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:43,800
Ursula passed away
a few years ago...
378
00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:45,960
I can't read this, Shal.
379
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:50,960
Ursula passed away a few years ago...
380
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:55,960
Daddy died last month...
381
00:20:56,800 --> 00:21:01,480
..and he only told me about you
on his deathbed.
382
00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:03,960
Travis.
383
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:11,960
Daddy's last wish was that I should
be reconciled with you,
384
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:15,960
my birth mother. So until I feel
ready to take the next step,
385
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:18,960
please think of me as your
affectionate daughter.
386
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:20,960
Naomi.
387
00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:22,960
Oh, don't cry, you silly mare.
388
00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:27,960
She called herself
"your affectionate daughter".
389
00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:29,960
What more could you want?
390
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:31,960
No, you don't understand.
391
00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:33,960
I'm happy.
392
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,960
Look.
393
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:40,960
She does take after me.
394
00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:44,960
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