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Last day today.
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Mmm-hmm.
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What do you fancy doing?
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I'm doing it.
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We've hardly seen anything of Benidorm.
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Well... We came here to relax.
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Would you come back here?
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Absolutely, like a rat up a drainpipe.
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I wasn't asking you.
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Oh, will you two give it a rest, please.
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Is it too much to ask for one
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final day of peace and quiet?
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That sounds good to me,
one last day in paradise
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before we head back to reality.
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God!
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Jodie!
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Jodie! Quick
get out of the pool!
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Bloody hell, Sheron,
what you playing at?
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Quick! Quick!
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- What's going on?
- I don't believe it!
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I don't believe it!
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Whoo!
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Mom!
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Sir Henry!
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Joyce, how are you?
You're looking radiant.
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Yes, we had a problem with the under
floor heating, it wouldn't turn off.
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No, I mean you look enchanting,
as ever.
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Oh, Sir Henry, please, people will talk.
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Let them!
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Les, no personal calls during work.
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It's me son, Liam.
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One minute, outside.
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You're all heart.
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Everything all right, young 'un?
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To what do we owe this pleasure?
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Joyce, I need a favour.
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I've been let down by
The Benidorm Palace.
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Really, I thought their show
was rather good.
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Ah, I'll be with you in a moment.
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No, I mean they've had a power cut.
It doesn't look as though they'll be
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able to host tonight's Pride of
Benidorm Awards.
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I see.
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I've heard so much about your newly
refurbished Hawaiian function room.
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You want to host
The Pride of Benidorm Awards here?
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It would be an absolute life saver,
we're a sell-out.
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No, I'm sorry Sir Henry,
we simply don't have the manpower.
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Joyce, we really are on
sticky wicket with this one.
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I mean obviously we asked The Asia
Gardens and then the Sheraton
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and then The Belroy and then
The Three Seasons
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but after those you were the
first place that sprang to mind.
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I'm sorry Sir Henry, as you can see,
we really are very busy.
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I know. I miss you too.
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Les, I thought I said one minute!
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I'm sorry Mrs Temple Savage.
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Yes, pet?
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I'm sorry we can't help you, Sir Henry.
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Very best of luck
in your search for a venue.
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Les, I'll be in my office.
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I think we can do better
than relying on luck.
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Oh, man!
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I can't believe how much I've slept.
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I've wasted most of the day!
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What?
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No you ain't, it's only half 10:00.
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Oh, I've got half five.
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What!
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Mate, you need a new watch!
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So what we doing tonight?
It's our last night.
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Pride of Benidorm Awards! Remember?
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These are all the deets, they were
pushed under my door when I got up.
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Who do you think pushed them
under the door?
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The geezer we rescued?
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Geezer?
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When we climbed the mountain,
the other day?
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Oh, yeah! Brokeback Mountain!
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Mate, you need to stop telling people
I took you up Brokeback Mountain.
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Anyway, the geezer we rescued
can't be there tonight
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but we have definitely been nominated.
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Tiger Dyke and Joey Ellis
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joint nomination,
Hero of The Year Award!
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Tige.
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Yeah, mate?
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You know when we came to Spain?
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Yeah?
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And you told me to change my watch
by one hour.
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Yeah.
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We just do that once, yeah?
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Not every day.
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Just once, mate.
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Cool.
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"And as you are next on the reserve
list, we are delighted to offer
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"Jodie Dawson a place on the full-time
performing arts course
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"starting October the fifth."
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Jodie! They've offered you a place!
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- Yey!
- Whoo!
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Oh, my God! Amazing!
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What do they mean, reserve list?
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You mean they didn't want her at first?
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Well done my beautiful princess!
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Jodie, high five!
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Somebody needs to give her a slap,
she's hysterical.
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- I'll give you a slap in a minute.
- I got in! I got in!
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What is going on here?
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Calm down darling, Jodie, calm down.
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I got in! I got into stage school!
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You did darling! You did get in!
Because you're the best.
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Well, not quite the best...
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On the reserve list after one
of the actual best dropped out.
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If you don't shut up, God help me,
I am going to smash your face in.
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Hey, hey, hey!
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There will be no smashing of faces!
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And no screamers.
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This is a hotel not the bin of loonies.
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Sorry pal, she just got a bit
carried away.
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Okay, but no more!
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I am having my eyes peeled on you.
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Sorry.
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- Can I see! Can I see!
- There you go.
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That'll be dear.
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You can't put a price on talent.
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I bet they have put a price on it
and it'll be through the roof.
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How much is it?
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We'll talk about it later.
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Oh, it'll be cheaper if you
talk about it later will it?
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Dad!
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Rob, why don't you take Jodie
for another swim.
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Come on, we'll do the scene
from Titanic, do you know it?
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- No.
- I'll teach you it.
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Well?
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3,500.
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3,500 a year!
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Shut up.
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3,500 a year!
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- A term.
- What!
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- Shut up!
- Shut up!
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Don't be ridiculous.
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- Look, we can always...
- No! Absolutely not.
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No chance. Whatsoever.
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End of discussion.
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Joyce Temple...
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Oh...
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Oh, here!
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Joyce Temple...
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Oh?
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Savage?
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What on Earth is wrong?
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Crystal?
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Is that you?
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Of course it's me.
Who else looks like this?
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Is this a recorded message?
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Video conferencing, darling, don't
tell me you've never done it before.
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Can you see me?
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Yes. And I'll get straight to the point,
Savage, I've had a call from my
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good friend Sir Henry at the British
Consulate in Benidorm.
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Savage! Will you pay attention!
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Oh, Yes! Sorry Crystal.
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Now, Sir Henry needs the use of our
large function room this evening
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for an award show organised
by the town hall.
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Ah, yes, he did mention something
along those lines, the problem is...
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The mayor of Benidorm himself
will be in attendance.
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Normally, we'd love to help out but...
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Right, I have a conference in Alicante
this afternoon but I should be with you
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before the show begins.
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You're coming here?
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Elvis will give you an in depth E. T.A.
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I beg your pardon?
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Elvis, my driver
will be in touch
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to give you a more accurate
estimated time of arrival.
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Oh, I see.
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Don't mess this up, Savage,
your job could well depend on it.
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So yes, we are televised.
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Yes, the mayor of Benidorm and the CEO
of Solana Hotels, Europe
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will be here but,
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if you manage to keep your head...
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Heads will not roll, if you see
what I mean.
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I think my staff are more than capable
of running a simple awards ceremony.
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The key phrase here is, "Don't panic,"
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or as Douglas Adams would have it,
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"Make sure one knows where
one's towel is!"
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Ah, I take it we have no Hitchhikers
Guide to The Galaxy fans here.
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Who loves you!
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Whoo!
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Sammy loves you!
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Ah! Sammy. Sammy!
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Over here!
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Lady Henry! Didn't recognise you with
your clothes on!
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Come here you old bugger.
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Lovely to see you.
Love what you've got on.
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Very you, very you, very you!
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Lovely to see ya!
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Ah
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This, as I'm sure many of you recognise,
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is Sammy Valentino,
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a local celebrity and TV personality
who will be hosting tonight's show.
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A very funny man.
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Oh, shut up you old tart.
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The cheque's in the post!
And no, I didn't guarantee it!
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Woo!
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So, this is the Pride of Benidorm, huh?
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I think we should have
gone to Lanzarote!
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He really is an extremely
funny man. Heh!
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Very good... Okay, so if you'll all
follow Sammy to the function room.
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He'll give you an initial briefing.
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Or a de-briefing if you're very lucky.
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Don't be shy, darling, your mother
wasn't!
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I'm sorry?
What did you say about my mother?
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- Just a joke, I'm sure.
- Yeah.
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Yeah, just, just, judging by that
reaction. I hope it's not the audience
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for tonight else I'd be walking off
stage to the sound of my own footsteps!
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Surely, not for the first time.
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- Sorry love?
- Nothing.
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Miss Temple Savage, what is going on?
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I did not understand one single
word from this guy.
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Stop!
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Meester Fawlty! Meester Fawlty,
I no understand Eengleeesh!
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I am from Barcelona!
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Kitchen's on fire!
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Right then.
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Nice to see you, to see you...
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Nice!
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Well, look at the muck in here,
Clark Gable...
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Well, I'm cock-a-hoop.
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Right, which way to the stage, then?
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This way?
Please, walk this way.
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Right ho, got to walk this way.
Don't mention the war!
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Ha... Funny voice.
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Stick it right up them.
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I'm sorry for shouting.
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I'm not sorry for what I said
but I am sorry for the way I said it.
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Where is everyone?
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I've no idea.
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It's our last day we should
all be together.
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That's true,
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I bet they're gutted they're not here to
soak up this lovely atmosphere.
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- Sheron look...
- No, I won't look,
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and I certainly won't listen.
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You've had your last say on the matter
and that's fine.
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I am going to find the money to put our
daughter through stage school.
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- Oh, for God's sake...
- Don't you dare!
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Don't you dare take that patronising
tone with me!
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How you gonna get 10,000 pounds?
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Rob a bank?
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- You haven't got a gun, have you?
- No, I haven't
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and you should be extremely
relieved about that.
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I'm just being practical.
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- What's your favourite song?
- It's... What?
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What is your favourite song of all time?
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I don't know.
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What if I had that gun
pointing to your head
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and said you could listen to one last
song before you die, what would it be?
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- Relax.
- I am relaxed I'm asking you a question.
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No, Relax, by Frankie Goes To Hollywood.
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So, what if...
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00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:11,440
- Really?
- Yeah, top tune.
256
00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:15,071
So what if Holly Johnson's parents,
when he said he wanted to be a singer,
257
00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:18,038
what if they'd said, "No, we don't
support you, we're not gonna help you,
258
00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:19,348
"you've got to work in a shoe shop"?
259
00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:21,630
- There is a slight difference.
- Tell me the difference.
260
00:12:21,720 --> 00:12:23,392
Holly Johnson can sing.
261
00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:29,234
Sheron!
262
00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:31,154
Sheron!
263
00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:36,318
And I'm sitting there,
264
00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:40,872
and Sinatra starts walking towards me,
and I'm chatting away
265
00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:44,077
and he walks up to me and says, Sammy,
"How's it going?"
266
00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:49,035
And I said, "Piss off Frank, can't you
see I'm with a bird!"
267
00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:56,999
Bloody hell, don't tell me,
"Who's Frank Sinatra?"
268
00:12:57,160 --> 00:12:59,230
I know who Frank Sinatra is.
269
00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:03,074
I think I laughed the first time I heard
that joke, sometime in the 70's.
270
00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:05,037
Yeah, all right Gomez,
keep your hair on.
271
00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:06,792
Me name's Les, not Gomez.
272
00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:09,713
Whatever,
273
00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:12,234
why don't you pop back to your coffin
so me and sweetcheeks
274
00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:13,878
can go through
the drill for tonight, eh?
275
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:17,396
- I think I might just stay here.
- I'm fine Les, believe me.
276
00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:19,755
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
277
00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:21,348
All right, I'll see you later.
278
00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:25,991
Yes, bye, bye, adios, auf Wiedersehen,
parting is such sweet sorrow.
279
00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:27,798
Bye! Right, now...
280
00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:30,235
Look, if you don't need me here I have
got other work I can be doing.
281
00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:32,993
I'll tell you what you can do for me,
you can hand out some of these tickets
282
00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:35,719
to some of the more attractive
people of Benidorm.
283
00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:38,109
Now, I know that's a bit of
a tall order, but
284
00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:42,113
I do not like an ugly front row.
285
00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:45,192
No. We do not want an ugly front row.
Do we?
286
00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:48,790
- No... We do not.
- No problem.
287
00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:50,229
Whoa!
288
00:13:50,560 --> 00:13:54,109
Remember, straight back,
got a lot of planning to do for tonight.
289
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:56,430
And remember, Sammy loves you!
290
00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:06,234
So, back to reality tomorrow!
291
00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:09,636
Yeah, gutted man, totally gutted.
292
00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:12,550
- Are you back to work on Monday?
- Work?
293
00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:14,392
No, mate, didn't I tell you?
294
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,750
I forgot to tell them I was
coming on holiday
295
00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:19,593
and when I remembered the
day before they said if I went
296
00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:22,797
- they'd replace me so...
- And you still came on holiday?
297
00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:27,317
Yeah man, I didn't wanna let you down.
Plus I was looking forward to it.
298
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:28,992
So, what you gonna do for a job?
299
00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:32,436
I don't know, something will
turn up I guess.
300
00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:33,879
Another drink?
301
00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:35,069
Yeah mate, cool.
302
00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:40,359
May as well get a round in
while I can still afford it.
303
00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:41,873
Do you get it?
304
00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:43,916
The drinks are free here.
305
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,355
Yeah, nice one.
306
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:03,910
Yeah, yeah, everything's cool thanks.
307
00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:07,275
Listen Dad, just a quick one,
308
00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:10,273
have we got any vacancies at the moment?
309
00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:14,676
Unskilled, definitely unskilled.
310
00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:22,270
A beautiful drink for a beautiful lady.
311
00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:23,349
Oh, shove it.
312
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:31,274
What an absolute arsehole.
313
00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:32,839
Oh, you served her too?
314
00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:34,114
What?
315
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,077
No man, what's his name in there.
316
00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:40,551
Oh Sammy Vaselino, you are right,
he is an asshole.
317
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:43,950
Oh, Mateo, before I forget, are you
still looking for somewhere to live?
318
00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:45,393
Yes, you know somewhere?
319
00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:48,916
When Liam left Benidorm his two
flatmates didn't get anybody else
320
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:52,231
to take his room but now they're
starting to feel the pinch.
321
00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:54,591
- Pinch?
- They need a flatmate.
322
00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:57,275
- How much?
- 50 euros a week all in.
323
00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:01,513
- All into what?
- I mean including bills.
324
00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:06,512
Liam's flatmates, hmm, I am not sure,
who are they?
325
00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:09,512
Two dancers in their early 20s' from
the Benidorm Palace.
326
00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:11,795
- I need this room.
- Shall I tell them that you're in?
327
00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:13,199
Yes, I am in.
328
00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:14,952
Nee bother, I'll let them know.
329
00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:22,471
What are you doing here in the shade?
330
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,831
- I've got it all worked out.
- What?
331
00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:26,632
Jodie's school fees.
332
00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:28,716
- Oh, Sheron...
- Listen,
333
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,753
and this way your dad doesn't have to
live in the caravan.
334
00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:35,077
So... We sell the caravan,
that's got to be worth 6,000,
335
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:36,991
that's almost the first two terms.
336
00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:39,759
The last term comes from charging
your dad rent
337
00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:42,479
to live with us, 300 per
calendar month that's...
338
00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:45,711
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hang on a minute.
Charge me dad rent?
339
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,877
Well, he said he doesn't want to stay
in the caravan.
340
00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:49,632
If he went somewhere else
he'd have to pay rent.
341
00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:53,156
Do you want me to charge me own dad rent
to stay in our house?
342
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:55,589
Better he pays us than someone else
he doesn't know.
343
00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:59,278
Right, let's just imagine he did pay
rent, how long is this course.
344
00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:00,349
Three years.
345
00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:02,192
So where's the other 20,000 coming from?
346
00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:04,430
Have you got another four caravans
you didn't tell me about?
347
00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:07,115
It's her dream.
348
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:08,838
I know it is, I know it is.
349
00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:12,597
But it's just the wrong time with
Rob going to uni and that.
350
00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:15,519
Just because we can't send her to this
school right now,
351
00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:17,517
doesn't mean she won't follow
her dreams.
352
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,439
If she's got the talent
353
00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:23,870
you think she has, then it'll happen.
354
00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:26,671
But we can't afford this stage school.
355
00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:29,675
It'll break her heart.
356
00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:33,594
I'll make it up to her. Somehow.
357
00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:35,908
Come on.
358
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:44,472
I want you to know, Sir Henry,
359
00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:47,233
you may have won the battle but you will
not win the war.
360
00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:48,709
I'm sorry?
361
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:52,509
I told you we did not have the resources
to host your evening
362
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:55,956
and you completely ignored me
and went over my head.
363
00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:58,838
Joyce, I need to apologise about that
364
00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:01,718
but you must understand,
I was at my wit's end.
365
00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:05,031
My back was against the wall
and I panicked.
366
00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:08,352
But I need you to know that I find you
terribly attractive,
367
00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:11,079
and I would never normally do
anything to undermine your authority
368
00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:14,630
or interrupt the day to day running of
your extremely impressive operation
369
00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:15,869
here at The Solana.
370
00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:19,678
- What did you say?
- Erm... I was at my wits end...
371
00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:22,669
- My back was against the wall...
- No, not that.
372
00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:26,314
Err... I would never undermine
your authority?
373
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:29,156
Something about an impressive operation?
374
00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:32,471
You said you find
me terribly attractive.
375
00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:34,318
Oh. Yes.
376
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:36,279
Yes, I did say that.
377
00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:38,950
Well, you've never said anything
like that before.
378
00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:41,429
Oh, I have, to my ex-wife.
379
00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:44,472
Although that was in the early 80s'
when I was drinking rather heavily.
380
00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:46,312
No, I mean, to me.
381
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:47,435
Oh.
382
00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:51,593
Well, one has to occasionally throw
one's keys onto the table.
383
00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:59,557
- Speaking metaphorically.
- Oh, of course.
384
00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:04,235
Perhaps we should continue this
conversation another time,
385
00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:07,348
somewhere slightly more appropriate.
386
00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:09,112
Maybe I could take you up the Consulate.
387
00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:10,754
On a first date?
388
00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:11,875
I'm sorry?
389
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:13,795
Oh.
390
00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:17,789
I see. Sorry.
Yes, oh yes, that would be delightful.
391
00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:22,190
Well, I'd better get on, we have
Peter Andre booked for the cabaret,
392
00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:24,157
must make sure nothing goes wrong there.
393
00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:25,593
We've booked him before.
394
00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:26,999
- Really?
- Peter Andre?
395
00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:29,310
Yes, we had him in Neptune's
a couple of years ago.
396
00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:34,713
Oh, heavens, and I thought we had
something of a scoop, never mind.
397
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:38,475
I'll call him and make sure he gives you
an extra special performance.
398
00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:40,437
Yes. Thank you.
399
00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:43,592
Until this evening.
400
00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:47,834
All right, no problem if you've got an
evening planned,
401
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,115
I just thought I'd ask what
you were doing as it's our last night.
402
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:53,272
Why don't you come to this thing
tonight? You might win an award!
403
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:54,918
Joe, he won't win an award.
404
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,752
Well what sort of attitude is that?
405
00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:59,035
No mate, he ain't been nominated.
406
00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:00,394
I'll nominate him.
407
00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:01,715
Shut up.
408
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:03,952
Come if you want, it might be good.
409
00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:05,229
Hello,
410
00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:08,796
I don't suppose you've got plans for
tonight have you?
411
00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:11,758
I did but I'll cancel them for you,
no problem.
412
00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:14,479
I've got free tickets for
The Pride of Benidorm Awards.
413
00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:17,438
Oh, we're going, me and Joey
have been nominated.
414
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:19,033
- Really?
- Yeah,
415
00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:21,674
we can all go out for a drink after,
if you want.
416
00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:24,228
I've got arrangements after the show.
417
00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:28,319
See you later.
418
00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:35,191
Shut up! How did you manage that?
419
00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:36,793
We're just going for a drink.
420
00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:39,599
Looks like I'll see you guys later
after all.
421
00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:43,829
Oh, my God, you'll never guess what,
Rob's got a date with Amber tonight.
422
00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:47,390
I think I'll go for a swim,
last one innit?
423
00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:48,949
Yeah, man.
424
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:50,917
Here Joe, everything all right?
425
00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:52,991
Yeah, everything's cool mate.
426
00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:03,355
Jacqueline.
427
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:04,799
Oh, hello.
428
00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:07,553
Can I join you?
429
00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:09,153
If you want to.
430
00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:15,035
Listen,
431
00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:21,112
I might have got wrong end of the stick
but, have I offended you in any way?
432
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:23,589
No, no you haven't.
433
00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:27,994
It's just that, last night I could have
sworn you gave me the cold shoulder.
434
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,031
I was just a bit tired.
435
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:35,237
I really enjoyed the night before,
you know, the time we spent together.
436
00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:39,718
Eddie, I feel a bit silly but... Well,
437
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:44,351
I came out here yesterday and I saw you
flirting with that manageress.
438
00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:50,468
And I don't know why it bothered me,
we hardly know each other, but...
439
00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:52,558
Well,
440
00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:56,030
I suppose I just feel a bit vulnerable.
441
00:21:56,880 --> 00:22:00,714
It feels strange, being on me own,
after all these years.
442
00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:02,598
I know what you mean.
443
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:05,228
That feeling of starting again,
444
00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:07,954
it doesn't feel right at our age,
does it?
445
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:12,711
I can't help feeling my Donald would
have coped a lot better on his own
446
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:14,990
if I'd been the first to go.
447
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:18,556
From what you told me
he sounded a real character.
448
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:20,232
Oh, he was!
449
00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:21,675
Do you know,
450
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:27,670
he used to say something that I always
thought was out of character for him,
451
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:32,468
"From the moment we're born
we start to die."
452
00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:36,032
But now I understand,
453
00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:40,319
the clock is ticking from the word go,
454
00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:46,430
we need to live life to the full and
take all the opportunities it offers.
455
00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:51,278
We can't go through life thinking
"What if?"
456
00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:52,833
Do you know what I mean?
457
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:54,035
I do.
458
00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:57,796
I do know what you mean.
459
00:22:58,440 --> 00:22:59,509
Buenos dias!
460
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:01,598
Buenos dias!
461
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:03,318
Buenos dias!
462
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:06,710
Buenos dias. Monty!
463
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:09,033
What are you doing here?
464
00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:14,353
Joyce, I just picked up my tickets from
The Benidorm Palace for tonight
465
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:16,630
and found out you're
hosting the Awards here.
466
00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:19,069
Yes, I'm just helping out an old friend.
467
00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:20,195
Not Sir Henry.
468
00:23:20,360 --> 00:23:23,193
Who? Oh, erm, I mean, yes, kind of.
469
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:25,316
He is an absolute bastard,
you know that don't you?
470
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:28,831
- Really?
- I don't like to speak ill of others.
471
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:30,114
Yes, I can see that.
472
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:32,668
But he is an absolute bastard.
473
00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:35,032
And a womaniser.
474
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:37,312
- Really!
- Oh, yes,
475
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:39,960
he's been through more middle-aged
women than Gordon's gin.
476
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:44,116
I'd steer very well clear of that one
if I were you.
477
00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:47,711
Anyway, that's enough about him,
I'm here to talk about us.
478
00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:48,835
Us?
479
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:50,359
Do you mind?
480
00:23:55,360 --> 00:23:58,079
Joyce, I've been thinking,
481
00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:00,515
maybe I was a bit hasty,
leaving the other night.
482
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:05,151
Monty, I had no idea what you were
talking about when you ran off.
483
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:09,199
All I know is we were supposed to be
spending some time together
484
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:12,517
and I spent the evening
on my balcony alone.
485
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:15,393
- So it was a misunderstanding!
- Monty, I've got to get on.
486
00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:18,677
Joyce, would you do me the honour
487
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:22,719
of accompanying me to The Pride of
Benidorm Awards tonight?
488
00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:26,515
Maybe pop into Mr Wu's after?
489
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,115
A- la carte?
490
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:29,679
Chips and rice?
491
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:30,875
No.
492
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:32,959
Oh, well don't mince your words.
493
00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:35,076
I'm sorry, Monty, I have a hotel to run.
494
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:37,836
I'm sure I'll see you at some point,
495
00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:39,872
I'll be in and out all night.
496
00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:46,034
I was hoping for something
similar myself.
497
00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:09,832
I think I understand.
498
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:13,517
Well, the problem is, with the mix up
with this reserve list
499
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:16,239
they sent the wrong email out.
500
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:19,038
I'm so sorry, darling.
501
00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:22,588
But your grandad's still buying you
that karaoke machine, aren't you?
502
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:23,795
It's all paid for.
503
00:25:26,120 --> 00:25:27,678
I'm glad they made a mistake.
504
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:29,115
What do you mean?
505
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:31,589
Well, even though I'd love to go,
506
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:34,917
it wouldn't be fair on you and me dad
because it's such a lot of money.
507
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:42,874
So, is it all right if I go to this
awards thing, then?
508
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:49,828
Hello?
509
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:56,191
Ladies and gentlemen,
senors and... What is it?
510
00:25:56,280 --> 00:26:00,956
Senoritas, welcome to
The Pride of Benidorm Awards,
511
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:06,592
will you please welcome your host,
TV's own Sammy Valentino!
512
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:09,194
Thank you.
513
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:10,675
Woohoo!
514
00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:16,309
Thank you, thank you, muchas gracias,
please don't,
515
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:19,194
please don't stop. Oh, you have.
516
00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:22,635
Do we have a show for you this evening!
517
00:26:24,120 --> 00:26:25,109
Do we have a show?
518
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:27,077
Yeah, because nobody tells me
nothing around here, you know.
519
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:29,230
But before we do carry on with
tonight's proceedings,
520
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:31,038
there's one woman I'd like to thank.
521
00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:35,033
Please give a round of applause for the
lovely Joyce Savage Temple.
522
00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:40,399
Yes, the manageress of the Solana,
yes, manageress of the Solana hotel
523
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:44,871
that stepped in at the very last minute
and gave us this, um...
524
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:47,599
This... What exactly is this place?
525
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:52,470
It's like a cross between a village hall
and DFS.
526
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:56,992
Actually, between us,
I had a bit of lunch today with Joyce,
527
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:58,354
you know we had lunch.
528
00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:01,955
She looked across the table, she said,
"Sammy, how do you fancy a quickie?"
529
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:04,759
I looked her in the eye and I said,
"Joyce, I think you might have misread
530
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:07,035
"the menu, it says quiche".
531
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:09,232
All right boys, have you won yet?
532
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:11,231
It's just starting.
533
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:16,150
Well, without further ado, it's time for
our very first award.
534
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:18,954
Who loves you?
535
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:20,029
Sammy!
536
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:28,677
Lovely new singer!
537
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:33,072
Oh, I know, he's fabulous. It's Marc
Marcus, the Lionel Richie of Benidorm.
538
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:37,119
There you go Kenneth,
another Toad in the Hole.
539
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:38,428
Thank you, Miss Conroy.
540
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:40,317
Will you be wanting another
pudding as well?
541
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:42,990
Lesley, I think two Toad in the Holes
and a jam roly poly
542
00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:44,155
is enough for any man.
543
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:45,798
Even one who's worked as hard
as I have today.
544
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:46,915
I'm not a pig.
545
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,434
It's not on the menu but there's a bit
of spotted dick left over
546
00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:50,589
from yesterday.
547
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:52,033
Oooh, you temptress!
548
00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:54,680
Go on then, just a bit,
plenty of custard.
549
00:27:56,360 --> 00:27:57,713
Hey, good new singer this.
550
00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:00,075
Stick around, there's might be
someone else you like later too.
551
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:02,276
Oh, champion!
552
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:17,870
I must admit, you have both worked
very hard today.
553
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:20,076
Well, we had to, we were rushed
off our feet.
554
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:22,913
Hey, Kenneth, any news on that stylist
you had recommended?
555
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,798
All in good time,
Troy, all in good time.
556
00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:28,713
And thank you to all my patients,
to the ones who lived
557
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:31,109
and also to the ones who died,
558
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:33,591
I could not have done this without you.
559
00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:38,037
You are my inspiration,
you are the wind beneath my wings!
560
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:39,832
Thank you! Muchas gracias!
561
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:43,833
Yeah, thank you Doctor Lugo.
Thank you!
562
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:45,512
Ah, there, Dr Lugo there!
563
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:48,910
The next award is oh...
Oh, we like this one.
564
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:52,788
It's the Hero Award, an award
recognising bravery and courage
565
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:55,189
in the face of adversity.
566
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:59,033
I should be in the running for that one,
shouldn't I?
567
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:03,590
And now for the nominations
for our next award,
568
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:08,077
can we have a warm hand
on her entrance... Stop it!
569
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:12,557
Amber!
570
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:15,552
- Amber! Amber's here everybody.
- Whoo!
571
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:18,635
Amber...
572
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:21,155
Ber... Amber.
573
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:24,834
Just waiting for her to give me
the green light.
574
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:28,951
Sammy loves you!
575
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:31,952
Go on, get off the stage...
Off the stage! My show, my rules.
576
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:33,917
Amber, lovely lady.
577
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:36,071
Okay, right.
578
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:39,996
The nominations for the Hero Award are
as follows,
579
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:42,709
Juan-Carlos Escribano,
580
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:45,870
Victor Marquez,
581
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:49,238
Tiger Dyke and Joey Ellis,
couple of local lads there.
582
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:50,309
Wonderful.
583
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:53,153
And the winner is...
584
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:59,592
Drum roll... Bit of flamenco
for the locals.
585
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:03,670
The winner, or should I say
the winners are
586
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:06,798
Tiger Dyke and Joey Ellis
587
00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:11,271
for rescuing a fellow mountaineer on the
Sierra Helada here in Benidorm.
588
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:17,113
And here to present the award is...
589
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:20,397
Benidorm's very own mayor,
Agustin Navarro.
590
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:22,638
Woo, woo, woo!
591
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:31,159
Yes, wonderful.
592
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:36,718
I'm so sorry, Peter I came as soon as
you called, is there a problem?
593
00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:40,634
Joyce, will you please tell this man
I have been booked for this show.
594
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:43,194
Well, of course you're booked,
I confirmed it myself.
595
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:44,315
Thank you!
596
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:46,914
I've got Lady Gaga sitting in me
van one show down
597
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,479
thanks to me taking on this solo gig.
598
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:50,437
Oh, hi mate, you must be Henry,
599
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:53,671
sorry I'm late... Gordon, what the hell
are you doing here?
600
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:55,273
I'm sorry Spencer, I was here first.
601
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:57,510
You don't call me Spencer when I'm in
character, okay? It's Peter,
602
00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:58,669
my name is Peter.
603
00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:01,069
I'm sorry, when we made the booking
we stressed
604
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:02,639
we wanted the original Peter Andre.
605
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:05,598
Ah, that's me Henry, yeah,
I am the original Peter Andre.
606
00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:07,636
Five years in Benidorm and
still going strong.
607
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:09,358
No, the one and only Peter Andre!
608
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:11,954
That's me, the one and only
Peter Andre.
609
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:14,429
Joyce, can you sort this out please,
610
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:16,511
I turned down a wedding in Polop
for this.
611
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:19,114
I didn't know there were two
Peter Andre in Benidorm.
612
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:23,318
There's only one Peter Andre
tribute act in Benidorm and I am he.
613
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:25,630
We didn't want a tribute act!
614
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:27,517
Oh, for goodness sake!
We've had this before,
615
00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:30,637
we've got four Olly Murs tributes
in Benidorm.
616
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:32,631
Not one of them is under 40.
617
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:36,436
There's only one way to sort this out,
let's hear you both sing.
618
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:37,555
What?
619
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:47,153
What kind of accent's
that mate?
620
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:48,229
Shut up!
621
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:55,869
Okay, that's enough, enough.
It wasn't...
622
00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:58,198
Terrible.
623
00:31:58,280 --> 00:31:59,315
It's your turn.
624
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:00,594
I don't have to compete with that. Do I?
625
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:03,956
- Fine, I'll go on.
- No, it's okay, I'll go, I'll go.
626
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:08,711
- We're waiting...
- Yeah, I know...
627
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:28,197
I'm sorry, do you have a second song?
628
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:37,879
Watch dis!
629
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:39,434
Who are you doing now?
630
00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:41,158
Bubbler Ranx,
who does the rap in that song.
631
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:43,356
Two for the price of one,
you can't argue with that.
632
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:46,113
I'm not being funny, mate,
you don't look anything like Peter,
633
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:47,349
and this is clearly a wig!
634
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:50,955
Oi, what do you think you're doing?
Oooh, geroff!
635
00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:01,112
Oh, for goodness sake! Will the real
Peter Andre please stand up!
636
00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:04,078
See. Told you it was a wig.
637
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:07,071
Come on, mate, get up.
638
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:08,708
Mate, come on.
639
00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:12,475
Okay, come on Cobber, wake up.
640
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:15,028
Seriously, wake up!
641
00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:18,588
Oh, shit!
642
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:20,798
Where are you going?
643
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:28,237
Well, unfortunately ladies and
gentlemen, unfortunately
644
00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:30,356
we're coming to the end
of our evening...
645
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:32,471
- Aww
- Ah, yes, I know...
646
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:34,152
Who loves ya, who loves ya?
647
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:36,310
Sammy loves you, that's right.
648
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:39,915
Normally, somebody tells me what's about
to... It doesn't matter...
649
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,355
Doesn't matter coz normally what
happens... I'll stand with my back to
650
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:45,512
the curtain, like this and somebody
will give me a little poke.
651
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:51,234
Can't touch you for it!
652
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:53,788
Oooh, there it goes... Pop...
653
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:57,032
Only hurts the first time.
654
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:02,438
What are we supposed to do now?
655
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:05,752
Thank God Crystal never turned up,
I could lose my job over this!
656
00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:07,068
Savage!
657
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:08,912
What the hell is going on here?
658
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:10,629
Hello, Henry.
659
00:34:10,720 --> 00:34:11,948
Crystal! You came!
660
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:17,158
What is that idiot on the stage
babbling on about?
661
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:20,472
I'm so sorry, Crystal,
I think he's just trying to fill in
662
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:23,757
- while we sort out the final act.
- Oh, well where is the final act?
663
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:26,072
That's him there.
664
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:30,591
You mean you have no act
to close the show with?
665
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:33,752
I don't suppose you could give us a
tune could you?
666
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:47,953
Hey Mateo, did you pay your
deposit for the flat?
667
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:50,714
Yes, I paid into the bank account
you gave me.
668
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:54,156
It is going to be a hard life living
with two 20-year-old dancers
669
00:34:54,240 --> 00:34:56,470
but it is a cross over
I will have to bear.
670
00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:59,154
Champion, George and Fred
are coming in tonight.
671
00:34:59,240 --> 00:35:00,958
Who is George and Fred?
672
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:02,439
Your new flatmates.
673
00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:05,474
Yes, sir?
674
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:25,158
Who is she?
675
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:27,880
Dunno, she's good though!
676
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:29,274
Yeah, man!
677
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:32,235
Listen, Joe...
678
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:33,799
Yeah, Tige?
679
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:38,434
Mate, I got an email from my dad
saying he offered you a job.
680
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:40,829
Yeah, he did as it goes.
681
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:42,433
But you turned him down.
682
00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:45,592
Yeah, it's not really what I'm looking
for at the moment.
683
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:48,393
What are you looking for?
684
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:52,792
Tiger, I've really enjoyed
this holiday but...
685
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:55,440
I admit I'm not the brightest person,
686
00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:59,069
and I know I sometimes get
things wrong but...
687
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:02,152
I think at times I've embarrassed you
on this holiday
688
00:37:02,240 --> 00:37:04,470
and I wouldn't wanna do that to you
at work as well.
689
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:06,118
Mate, what are you talking about?
690
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:08,714
Well, like today, you told me
to shut up and well,
691
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:13,396
I really like hanging with you man
and I don't wanna ruin our friendship.
692
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:14,993
I didn't say shut up!
693
00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:18,675
I mean when I said shut up,
I just mean shut up, not shut up!
694
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:19,909
Shut up!
695
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,594
- Serious!
- Oh, my days!
696
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:25,558
- I thought you were mad with me!
- Don't be stupid!
697
00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:28,712
Hey, don't call me stupid!
698
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:32,031
Jokes!
699
00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:35,435
So you'll take the job?
700
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:38,557
Yeah man, I'm not a complete idiot!
701
00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:58,799
Thank you!
702
00:38:00,240 --> 00:38:02,515
You're so sweet, thank you so much.
703
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:08,557
Saved your ass again, Savage.
704
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:16,989
He's fine but he may have concussion.
705
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:19,071
- We've called an ambulance.
- Henry!
706
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:21,720
I don't know who your mate is
Henry but she's tearing the place apart.
707
00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:25,833
Oh, is it all right if I go Joyce?
708
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:28,520
- My shift finished half an hour ago.
- Yes, of course.
709
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:30,830
No, no, no, no, no, no.
710
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:32,638
It's all part of the show, isn't it,
the big finale,
711
00:38:32,720 --> 00:38:34,039
we've got to do the big bow at the end,
haven't we?
712
00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:36,350
I'm fine, you can have my share
of the applause.
713
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:38,396
Think you'll find that wasn't a
suggestion love.
714
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:40,596
She said she doesn't want to.
715
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:43,399
Oh look, it speaks.
716
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:45,072
- Let go of her.
- I tell you what,
717
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:47,230
why don't I sing Swannee River and you
can jump in it, all right?
718
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:49,356
I said let go of her!
719
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:52,549
Oh, God!
720
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:54,399
Oh.
721
00:38:58,240 --> 00:38:59,878
Oh, you stink!
722
00:39:00,240 --> 00:39:04,552
And now to start our karaoke,
Kenneth and a very special guest.
723
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:23,036
So basically, I'm staying here
for a couple more weeks.
724
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:24,599
What do you mean you're staying here?
725
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:27,399
I don't know what part of that
you don't understand,
726
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:29,550
I'm extending my holiday.
727
00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:31,153
You can't stay here on your own.
728
00:40:31,240 --> 00:40:33,993
Who said I was staying here on my own?
729
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:41,193
And before you say anything,
we're just friends.
730
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:45,558
So it's two weeks here then back
to Leeds to house sit for Ron Pickford.
731
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:47,756
- Ron Pickford?
- Yeah, you know Ron Pickford,
732
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:51,355
all my gear's in his garage,
he's off on a round the world cruise.
733
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:53,271
- Three months.
- Three months?
734
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:56,873
Then our Rob'll be at uni.
735
00:40:56,960 --> 00:41:00,555
Oh, well if I've not found somewhere to
live by then maybe I can come and stay
736
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:02,232
with you for a few weeks?
737
00:41:02,720 --> 00:41:05,439
You can come and stay with us for as
long as you like Eddie.
738
00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:06,873
Do you mean that Sheron?
739
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:08,793
Yeah, I do.
740
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:11,957
Well, you might be glad of the company
741
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:15,032
because I'm paying for our Jodie
to go to stage school.
742
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:17,788
Grandad! Do you mean it?
743
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:19,279
No, you can't.
744
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:21,351
- Dad!
- I've made up my mind.
745
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:25,228
We need to live life to the full and
take all the opportunities it offers.
746
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:28,798
We can't go through life thinking,
"What if?"
747
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:31,314
Thank you grandad, I love you.
748
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:38,192
I love you too, kid.
749
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:41,156
Now, whose round is it?
750
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:30,308
Hi, Dad!
751
00:42:49,240 --> 00:42:51,754
So why didn't you say you were coming
back, young 'un?
752
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:54,559
Why just tell someone you're coming home
when you can say it in a song?
753
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:55,675
So what's going on?
754
00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:57,955
You've given up your job in Madrid?
755
00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:00,713
Well, I've given them four weeks' notice
but I haven't saved as much money
756
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:02,836
as I thought I would,
can I stay with you for a bit?
757
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:04,114
A bit!
758
00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:05,918
Just you try leaving!
759
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,468
Come here!
760
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:12,277
I've missed you, dad.
I've missed you too much.
761
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:14,237
I've missed you all too much!
762
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:18,836
Liam, this is your prospective
new boss, Troy.
763
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:21,433
Hello, Troy.
764
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:23,238
Interview tomorrow morning?
765
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:24,309
No need.
766
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:25,992
You come highly recommended.
767
00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:29,835
Drinks! We all need a drink!
768
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:36,311
You are happy you have a new
flat mate, yes?
769
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:38,311
I couldn't be happier.
770
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:41,957
And look, here's your new flat mates.
771
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:43,871
George and Fred.
772
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:48,557
Lesley, I think I have made the mistake.
773
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:51,513
I have nothing against the
moofalatas but...
774
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:53,511
Maybe I look for somewhere
else to stay.
775
00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:55,352
Not them, them.
776
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:57,916
Georgina and Estair.
777
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,116
They call her Fred, as in Fred Astaire.
778
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:03,636
- Get it?
- I certainly hope so.
779
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:07,508
Come on.
780
00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:20,356
Joyce, I couldn't find you at
the awards.
781
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:23,159
Monty, I told you I'd be in and
out all night.
782
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:27,355
You look absolutely exhausted,
you're sweating.
783
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:30,474
Horses sweat Monty, women glow.
784
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:34,190
Well, come and sit down
you're glowing like a pig.
785
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:42,239
Joyce, I want you to know my
intentions are honourable.
786
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:45,674
Monty, I think I've made a decision.
787
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:51,269
I enjoy my life, and I love my job
but men
788
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:53,353
are not for me.
789
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:56,838
Good lord Joyce,
I don't wish to appear rude
790
00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:59,475
but don't you think you've left it a bit
late in the day
791
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:01,471
to start boarding the lady-train?
792
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:05,395
When I said men are not for me
I didn't mean I... For goodness sake.
793
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:08,398
Oh, I see, I see.
794
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:11,472
You're choosing the single life.
795
00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:13,239
For now.
796
00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:17,029
I understand.
797
00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:22,476
But Joyce, if you change your mind,
I'll be here.
798
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:27,192
One last dance?
799
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:31,235
Why not?
800
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:53,158
Good night,
God bless you. Thank you very much.
61787
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