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Subtitles from spidey
My name is Steve.
And as a child... ...you're in for the minds.
But it didn't really work out.
So I did a terrible thing.
I grew up.
And just as I expected...it was a massive bummer.
I really put myself out there.
And it totally blew up in my face.
It was the kind of life that made a man stare into his potatoes.
And then I remembered...
...I couldn't give up on my dream.
Not yet.
The lines!
So I bought a pickaxe and a sweet helmet.
And this time...
...I was unstoppable.
Turns out my adventure...
...was just beginning.
I've mined my brains out... ...until I found two mysterious artifacts.
This thingy... ...and that tool thingy.
And when I put those two thingies together... ...you guessed it.
It opened a portal to another world.
This place blew my mind.
I've never seen anything like it.
Wow!
Turns out it was the place I've been looking for my whole life.
A world where anything you can imagine... ...you can create.
This is my first house.
My second house.
And my third house made entirely of sheep wool.
My house!
Life was good.
The only thing missing...
...was a friend to share it with.
And then the super angry wolf showed up.
So I chained him with a crusty femur bone.
Yeah!
Whoa!
Ah, boy!
Dennis, you like a scratchy scratchy scratch on a nutty.
With him by my side, my confidence soared.
Woo-hoo!
Together we built endless masterpieces.
The more I built, the better I got.
Dennis!
Back on the sand!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Turns out, pandas love to party...
...and cows!
Life was perfect.
And the year's simply flew by...
...until one day I came across some strange ruins.
Flint and Steve!
Turns out, we just opened the portal to a totally new dimension.
So, never.
There was no joy for creativity at all.
Dennis!
These piglet broods had mined this realm into oblivion.
Led by Mt.
Gosha, the evil piglet sorceress who ruled the place.
Who are you and why are you so proud?
Leave the dog!
Take three instead!
Nine days!
I'll take both of you!
And at all!
Let's get one thing straight!
Where I come from?
We call this ew!
Save them!
Mt.
Gosha had finally got what she'd always wanted.
The orb of dominance.
The most powerful cube shaped orb in the entire universe.
Let's set up your pace!
With this soul, I will pillage the overworld in all of its gold will be ours!
I couldn't let this happen.
The overworld had saved me.
And now I had to try to save it!
We have to stop our Dennis!
So we escaped!
And stole back the orb!
A roundling of a kite!
Five heavens!
Bring me that orb!
Great, Dennis!
Take this to earth!
Follow my set for 149 Holy Old Drive.
You got that boy?
Who would pour?
You're the last hope for this world!
A round!
Oh, stop boy!
A round!
You got this, Dennis!
I love you!
A round!
Dennis was a hero that day.
He ran like the wind.
I didn't know if I'd ever see him again.
But we had a world to save.
So he ran all the way back to my house on earth.
And hit the most powerful, objective existence under my water bed.
As long as the orb stays hidden, the overworld will be safe.
I just pray some doofus doesn't find it.
In the late 1980s, Garrett Garrison took the gaming world by storm, becoming the
undisputed champion of the hit arcade game, Hunt City Rampage.
His mastery of this two-player co-op shocked the world.
His effective use of the garbage toss move, earned him the nickname The Garbage Man.
He became the envy of the gaming world, after
landing a loop with its six-figure deal with Sisler.
Thanks for sure.
This kid had it all.
Garrett the Garbage Man, Garrettson?
No autographs.
Have a nice day.
Garrett the Garbage Man.
What do we owe this passion?
Whether they got them the storage options for fun?
I'm a businessman, though.
An investor.
Well, I'm about to shovel some coal into your true-to-trane.
You're a bit of love this next year now.
It's got a water bed.
It's got some pick-outs.
It's got a huge game, mixed nuts.
It's got an array of unisex turquoise glasses.
That sounds terrible.
I think it's also got a 1978 Atari cosmos.
1978 Atari cosmos.
That's what I said.
Oh, thank you for the freaking fortune.
Thank you.
If you make this happen for me, I'll be strong to consider hanging out with you.
You serious, bro?
Yep.
Two big both of those icons out there in the wild.
We're in unisex turquoise glasses.
Oh, boy, that's going to cause it.
The ladies aren't going to know what this is.
You can't get to hand or press under on it.
I'll make all your weird family with dreams come true.
Yeah.
Two loose cannons.
We're in turquoise glasses.
Let's do it.
We got five hundred dollars.
Five hundred dollars.
We got five hundred dollars.
We got six.
Do we have six hundred dollars?
That's six hundred dollars over here.
I'll give you here.
Eight hundred dollars.
Eight hundred dollars.
Eight hundred dollars.
Eight fifty.
Do we hear eight fifty?
Do we do it?
Do we hear any more?
Do we hear not under nine hundred dollars?
Or what?
Nine hundred dollars.
We're going twice and nine hundred dollars.
Three times and so.
The hometown hero.
The german's man, Garrison, for nine hundred dollars.
Oh, I'm careful for about six months.
Yeah!
Home deposit.
Cosmic.
There.
Where is it?
I'm sorry.
I didn't check the box.
Come on, stop it.
Hurry, Hurry, Hurry!
Let me hear you, sir.
Hurry, here, here, here!
I'm up against you, man.
My story.
It's just...
I need a win, man.
I need a win.
That's all everyone.
This man has no respect for the stores community.
Look, chunless is not my first choice either, but it was mom's dying wish for us
to live here.
Alright, that's all I have to do there.
Yeah, I read something online.
This kind of sucks.
Anyways, right, it's super low and I've got a
full-time kick here, so it's not really enough.
We can turn down right now.
Yeah, I get it.
Look, I think you're really gonna like it here.
Oh, what's going on with that?
Oh, my gosh, I read words.
I can't wait to tell you the truth.
Alright, this is the new neighborhood.
That was built.
It's so nice to meet you.
Yeah, that's so chill.
You knew bosses such this.
Oh, yeah, people love working with you.
You can add a potato chip factory.
Yeah, well, I'm running their socials for a little bit.
I said I'd get their follower account past 75.
Nice!
You must be in me.
Nice to meet you.
I'm done.
Hi.
Why is there an alpaca hangout in your car?
Well, real estate's my mommy hustles.
I'll also do some mobile zoos stuff on the side.
Uh-huh.
I got a run.
Call me if you need anything.
Oh, sorry.
Really sorry about your mom.
It's really great what you do.
I hope you know that.
Thank you.
Check it out.
I made you mom's signature tater top breakfast pizza.
So you can hand out slices on your first day.
I thought you wanted me to see him normal.
I thought I am.
I got you some body spray.
Signature sense are huge.
here.
Velvet mischief.
You're gonna want to spray it and then walk into it.
Don't be too direct.
It's really powerful.
Love you.
Love you too.
It feels like banana burning.
Your story is really cool.
Yeah, I know.
Look at your everything in particular.
No, I'm just checking some stuff out.
Non-committal.
Classic was your maintainer.
I can help.
It's starting a mentorship program for people who want to win at the game of life.
50 bucks an hour.
Cool.
I think that's what you went at nice.
That's literally the answer I charge money for.
Tots.
Through the breakfast pizza.
This is your main app.
This is a handout size set.
It's going to make friends.
Well, that's for day one, don't stick.
I also noticed that you're wearing built in mischief.
It's a wonderful cologne.
I strongly believe that every young man trips don't stick with your scent.
I don't think I applied very much.
Listen, I'm gonna give you a hot garbage too.
Friendship is like a puzzle.
Sometimes you think you need lots of pieces to be cool.
And sometimes it's just one piece to be cool.
And people will be like, that's not a puzzle.
That's a picture.
They have already speak to.
Okay, well, I've got to go to school.
Or overnight, just leave the pizza.
Oh, right.
What's with this paint said on?
What is an amin' is commissioned for you?
Oh, a handreaguer just so thrilled to have you.
You're the first student to enroll here ever since
that article came out at the school rankings.
Anyway.
I'm vice principal Marlene.
I've been open to work.
You probably heard that my husband Clemente recently divorced me.
And to be honest, First, I expected it to hurt more than it does.
You know, the fire went out on our marriage 20 years ago.
But we stuck it up for the dogs.
Okay, let's get you to first class.
Good morning!
Just a little something about myself.
I teach Jim, I teach him.
But naturally, I'm living in nightmares.
Okay?
I wouldn't wish my life when they were century.
Last year, I claimed $4,000 on my tax return.
I also have several pending lawsuits.
Okay?
But most of my money is tied up in a drone kiosk at the mall.
Okay, time for you to do a still life.
One orange?
One banana.
Let's get out for your people.
What is this?
Don't you know what a still life is?
That means you just draw the theme.
Did you saw him the next time?
It just happened never worked.
It's got a hope of actually.
My dad said that has been debunked.
Check it out!
New kid thinks he's a rocket scientist.
But to be rocket scientists, so prove it.
All right, count as to him, guys.
One, four, three, two, one.
Okay, so I know that we're all very excited about the new rebrand.
But I don't think you should call your party bags so it sucks.
I was never here, okay?
Well, the good news is nobody died.
But the bad news is you've destroyed the American potato dichotomy.
I'm sorry, okay?
This could be grounds for expulsion, Henry.
I need you to call your guardian.
Hey, Mr. garbage man.
It's Henry.
The camp with the tater-tat breakfast pizza.
Oh, yeah.
I have a weird favorite ask.
Could you come to my school and pretend to be my uncle?
No way.
I don't do that.
I am 26 bucks.
I'm Henry Zunkle.
You?
A trash bag?
There's some garbage man.
Garbage man, huh?
You can bag me up and take me to the curb anytime.
But you got to punchy the lid.
Because I've got a lot of raccoons in there.
I remember the horses used to complete idiot.
It's don't get it.
It should have worked.
Not this race, but it probably just caused my sister her job.
I was super creative.
Guess I'm not the only true talent in the jugglers.
Hey, yeah, I was just going to juv you mind if I get this photo back.
Keep it going wrong, trees, and I don't think there was any more.
Well, you can have my book, too.
Some dumbassers.
What's this stupid carrot?
The carrot?
That's a new way to build crap.
I don't know what it does.
Hey, instructions.
Never under any circumstances can bind the orb and crystal.
Sorry.
I tried everything.
I didn't know what was to call.
It was okay.
What's going on?
I'm resmitting.
I tried the school.
I tried to spawn a million times.
He's not answering.
He was supposed to tell hours ago.
I thought he was stupid and attention.
I'm going to check you to chip.
That was him.
Oh my gosh.
I can't believe this were here for one day.
And he's already even down building.
Yeah, I don't know.
He's fine.
He's just planning on a band in mind, Chef.
What?
Come on.
I'll drive.
You can fee Mr. Scribbles this quest to carrot
if you want to keep that pretty face of yours.
What happened?
Who came here?
You go first.
I'll come with six.
Ranger, whatever.
Oh my gosh.
Henry!
What?
I'm stuck.
He's my new mentor.
Move me.
Nice!
Go!
What's up?
Wait,
who are you again?
Get the garbage, Rangers.
Get ready here, 19, 18, 18.
Whatever.
I better think about it.
What the?
That's what I think it is.
It could be our first quest giver.
I'll do the talking.
All right!
Come here, you idiot!
Come back here!
Let
me be very clear.
What are you making?
Come closer.
It's all right.
Come on, I'm not going to play it yet.
Oh, I'm not pretty.
We can't move into every final goal.
I'm fine.
Get me, get me, get me.
Oh, I'm fine.
Come on, come on.
Go, Sh received.
My leash was higher here when I did no one, was to waste time on earth or leisure.
The war has returned.
You get me?
Dennis?
You stole it from me, and now you will retrieve it.
It would be a privilege, my leash.
Be going to unbind you now.
Don't do anything.
It's stupid.
Of course not, you can trust this little dungeon pup.
Let me just speak about it!
Go ahead, strike me down.
My piglins will make a meal of your beautiful wolf.
How do I know you're telling a truth?
There's only one way to find out.
The orb, for your little dog's life.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
What are you doing?
Come on, Henry.
We're going home.
Is that so quick to anyone else?
Yeah!
All right, everyone.
Stay calm, rely.
Free garbage tip.
Fear is just weakness, hijacking your body's cockpit.
What in the hell?
If that happens... You can say biocon DS to your body plane's navigation system.
What?
Yeah, garbage man isn't speaking English or Espin, y'all.
What am I doing here?
Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
Who are you?
I... And Steve... Who are you people?
Where's Dennis?
Dennis, who's... we don't know any Dennis.
Then how'd you get that?
Hey!
Align the chut-choke.
It's my property.
Do you even know what that is?
It's the orb of dominance.
It's a cube.
Okay, ho-ho!
You people seriously have no idea what you're dealing with.
Hand it over and no one gets hurt.
No way!
Okay, we need the phone to get home.
I hate to take a big fat dumparoo on your plans, but you can't get home.
Well, what do you mean we can't get home?
Not without the earth crystal.
You made that little box in there, garbage man busted it!
Uh-huh.
Hey, Ma'am.
Why don't you hold these?
You got those good photo bars here.
Are you trying that we're stuck here?
Yes!
Unless you get the earth crystal it's your only way home.
There's only one way you could ever replace it at the woodland mansion,
but going there would get you all killed.
So would sing here!
Very enough.
Listen, I can get you home, but then you got the earth crystal.
There's only one way you could ever replace it at the
woodland mansion, but going there would get you all killed.
But so would sing here!
Very enough.
Listen, I can get you home, but then you got the earth crystal.
So, what are you going to do with it?
None of the attention!
So, what do you say?
Do we have a deal?
He did just kill like Pawny's armies.
Well, I 15, good.
Okay.
Alright, Steve, I need two conditions.
One, always address me because I'm a leader.
Two, if you double cross us, I will crack
your compost with my butchings like a walnut.
This guy is such a toolbug.
I'm so sorry.
We just met this man.
And he's not the leader.
Well, it looks like Dr. Swannstein here just got himself a deal.
Oh, you guys.
Alright.
First, we need to load up on some gear or we're all going to die.
Let's go to mid-port village.
She's got some boxes in mind.
Watch.
I've got a secret staff's belief that'll help us survive the woodland mansion.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
are these guys?
Oh, these dots?
They're the villagers.
They're total pacifists and vegetarians.
You don't bug them.
They won't bug you.
They just like to kill, treat, and eat butt loads of bread.
They love crush it alone.
So, we built all this?
Yeah, most of it.
But the good step you see is all me.
Whoa, see some kind of king?
No.
That's a legend.
Kid?
Anything you can do.
You can dream about here.
You can make zero limits.
You know what I'm talking about.
That was your tower, right?
Yeah.
Pretty killer for a first build.
You're pretty protein-like pronto.
I got just the place for the rest.
I've got goose pimples just walking up on it.
You ever wonder what happens when you mix hot lava and chicken?
I did.
And you're about to find out.
I have a small business, too.
The one thing I try to do is order my jingle suck butt.
I'm not a little wind-like big Steve here.
I crave heat and I crave pain.
Here are my words.
That chicken was just cooked in hot lava.
Let it cool down, man.
Not bad.
Garbage, man.
You're a big-time idiot.
What is it?
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
Hey, Melgosha.
What's going on?
You're all dungeon buddy, Steve.
He's betrayed us.
Well, that's a bummer.
The orbit's been full round late.
My spice tell me he has taken them to his lava, chicken chain.
No way!
I love that place.
I love that!
Shat!
Take your finest warrior!
Bring me that orb and take it up!
So, you want me to end his life or whatever?
Are you serious?
What do you think I'm talking about?
Okay.
I was just kinda confused there for a second.
Take us clean the water and dump some of mine.
Your majesty, I don't think this is going to be enough to go around.
No worries.
Drink up, guys.
You don't want to dump a pipe there, which is tiny steps, okay?
Okay, so how do we find this woodland mansion thing?
Over the mountains, into the dark forest, right beyond the massive red shrubs.
The massive red shrubs.
We need to find a real map, Steve.
This place is dangerous and I need to get my brother out of here.
It seems like he's having a pretty good time.
Look, your brother has a gift.
You know that, right?
You should let him explore it.
Creativity in this world is key to survival.
He will, in the real world, things are a little bit different.
Creative kids get picked last for Jane.
They sit at the bummer lunch table and they get bullied.
Don't I know it?
Do you even realize what he did back home?
He blew up, chuggy the chip.
Maybe I belong in this rock.
Henry, that's not what I meant.
It's not what I was saying at all.
Just so you know, I'm more of a sister to hang me than I ever did.
Look, I found one of these big head of looking dudes that sells maps.
Looks the chip.
Come on.
Welcome to the stash.
T&T, the fire will rise.
Also good for propulsion, boots of swiftness, diamond armor, full set,
and plates for days.
Everything will need to make it to woodland mansion.
Wow.
Looks loud, bro.
Look, but don't touch.
Those are some of my favorite trame shirts.
What's this, junkie?
That is an ender pearl.
Teleports you to wherever you throw it.
Yeah, right.
And that was the only one I had.
no biggie.
Almost died fighting an enderment for it.
Come with me.
This is a crafting table.
Here's how it works.
You place these elements in different patterns.
You got yourself a seed blade.
You want to see a blade.
I'll show you a blade.
Yeah.
That's okay, bud.
Buckets you're useful here.
Yeah, they're cool, Garrett.
Yeah, I know.
That's why I made them.
They're buck chuckets.
Uh, they're what?
Hey, can I trust anything else?
I'm so rootin' totally.
But you had touched the whole time?
Yeah, sorry.
The top launcher.
Dude, you just took boring junk from the real world to create something amazing.
That is next level.
I can't believe the top launcher when you're done.
Yeah.
Sweet.
He's cute.
What's that's you for a second?
Sure thing.
What's that?
You know that note, you know for the old one.
What about the riches?
I read it.
Yeah.
There's riches everywhere.
Keep a fat stash of diamonds at the redstone mines.
So this treasure goes on the way to this mansion place.
Not really.
It's a major beach or a plus.
The mines can be perilous.
We can assemble for you, Steve.
No diamonds in the hand.
He's going to stepping in.
Good day.
We need a map to the Woodland mansion.
You see the map.
John, someone's going now.
Now, go sit down across me.
We just need a coffee.
You know this guy?
Yeah, we have to get him to the dungeon stuff.
You see it's nice, but he's a cow.
Wow.
You look good.
You have this way?
Stand back, boys.
This peak is fine.
I'm tired of eating some of the glory.
This peak is fine.
I'm tired of eating some of the glory.
This peak is fine.
I
think he's going to take this guy.
I know.
The car is over, bud.
Just give me the horn.
You saved your foot.
That's what happened.
Take me later.
We got to get to the red part.
Follow me!
We have to go.
Let's go, my hair.
Just relax.
Let my ex guide you with me on the way.
What?
Fuck
it.
Okay.
I'm still some negative space back there.
Please don't know it.
I'm trying to close the game.
I'm going to squeeze for your safety.
I understand.
This is the worst boat I've ever seen.
I'm sorry.
I have to do what I'm doing.
Let's go.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Are you all right?
Your head is huge.
You're not supposed to see me, are you?
Because everyone wants to see me once I hit them with my deep frontier key.
Oh, mom.
How about this?
What if I just take you to dinner?
Would you like to put it dinner?
You guys are talking with you buddy.
Hank and I want some answers.
Like how are we going to stop those pigs?
And why is my ears full?
Yeah, and who's that evil source as you were talking about?
Look!
The sorceress is a pigling queen called Nalgosha.
Those are her minions.
She rules over them in a dark hellscape called the Nether.
And I always keep a chunk of gorgons all in my front pocket.
That's my best friend's favorite snaggy snack.
What best friend Dennis?
The Nalgosha's path to villainy started the way these things often do.
During the semi-finals of the Nether's Got Talent.
The Nalgosha always dreamed of being a world-class dancer.
Her moves were pretty out there.
No one in the Nether was ready for it.
Eat crushed her.
Why tell you about all that tense?
You deserve to say it.
Create too many more never make you happy.
But you know what will?
Go!
Now, go find some.
So from that day forward, she denounced all forms of creativity.
If she ever gets that orb, she'll block out the sun.
Nether what would flourish?
This beautiful world and everything in it will wither and die.
And you were going to give it to her?
Great idea.
Not going to give it to her, but I need that orb for leverage.
I'm safe, Dennis.
Come.
Woodland Mansion is just beyond the redstone muddles.
We can go over or through.
Well, that was fast.
Through will be faster.
You had failed me for the last time.
I'm really sorry about that.
Bring out the beast!
What do you mean you deserve to put the bride in?
What reason did you get it?
Look, everybody knows it wasn't my best day.
But I'm really trying to send some new clothes.
My ultimate with it.
There it is.
Kill him!
Wait, does this mean you're firing?
Where are we going?
You'll find the ringlings.
And bring me down!
We are so lost.
My one job was to protect him and I blow it.
I'm not going to let anything happen.
I'm just going to cut out this parenting stuff.
Wish I could have been a kid for a little bit longer or two.
It's so bad feeling if you could have done anything.
I hear you.
Being a grown-up sucks.
You've got all these responsibilities and you just stop chasing your dreams.
You think I would like to have a 15 hustles?
It was just on now.
I think this one just needs some TLC.
Yeah?
You like bones?
You like bones?
I cannot believe you just did that one.
This is...
Dennis?
Steve, Dennis?
Yeah.
Can you take us to her?
Who knew that?
I think this might be our way to the women's mansion.
Just follow her, bitch.
Right, this way, gentlemen.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Looky, looky here.
Welcome to the redstone line.
See that glowy stuff?
That's redstone.
Got synergy.
You can build some crazy contraptions with it.
I thought you said this was a diamond mine.
Easy big dog.
They're here.
Be careful.
I said some booby traps a long time ago.
To keep a life on the remember where they are.
Thanks, Garrett.
That's what I'm talking about.
Steve delivers the goods.
Did you guys plan this?
I'm sorry, Andre.
Yeah, I am.
I'm not.
What the heck?
What is that, man?
Overlast.
No, you can be in the imaginary.
Too far?
Oh, no.
There's a what?
What does that mean?
I'm
going for the brain, man.
Run for the mind charge!
You're a husky low chance.
We're going to need a redstone boot back.
What's it sound like?
What's the problem, man?
We didn't need those stupid diamonds.
I swear you were literally the most selfish person I've met.
Whatever.
I need them.
Okay?
I need the diamonds, because I need the money, because I'm a poke.
You wouldn't know anything about that.
My life sucks, Ken.
I'm a freaking loser.
There I said.
I know it looks like I'm going to put together, right?
It's smooth, funny, bilingual.
I'm late.
Too old, full-time.
That's not the reality.
I'm not doing well.
I'm bad.
I must not pay.
I'm going to lose everything.
You must have the worst part.
I'm alone.
You're new.
What was your friend?
Sorry about your finances.
Shut up, Steve.
Oh, no, thank you.
You know, I got to tell you, I'm having a great time.
I recently got divorced from my husband Clemente, and...
the main reason is, you know, he didn't have any personality.
Not like you.
Are you finished?
No, I think he's Swedish.
But we're done with our meal.
There it is.
The woodland mansion.
We're going to get in there and get the earth crystal and get you guys home.
Follow me.
Check this out.
Let's do this.
May close attention to Papa Steve.
The woodland mansion has three floors.
The first floor is loaded with finger k days.
Axmer to where, basically.
Why is it dirt floor on the first floor?
I'm very confused.
I was trying to make three floors, but I
didn't have time to make, like, a doll house.
The second floor crawls with the focus.
They wield powerful dark magic.
This is the worst model I've ever seen.
Garrett, stop talking.
We're trying to figure out a plan.
How long have you met him before?
I just got mad at you.
Please don't be mad at me for this, okay?
But I accidentally stole the ore.
Why are you not?
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not not your crafting.
We cool now?
You are literally the worst person in the entire world.
Guys, both of you eyes on my denim.
Strange!
Third floor.
House is Luke chamber.
That's where they have a crystal lead.
But it's guarded byeng... What ever you do to look at them in the eye..
the fire that brings out.
Okay, Will I can build stairs to the second floor,
sneak of the window and snag the earth crystal?
It's a great idea, Heath, but t drought off, we're gonna need a pretty sweet.
You know what can work on these guys?
It sounds crazy.
Hit me.
What are you doing?
What's going on here?
That's a little birthday party.
Looks like it's everyone's birthday.
Hey, you gotta be kidding me.
You gotta be kidding me.
You got this dark eye.
Reach down, Dave.
You're the surplus technology.
Let's do it on Steve.
It's some kind of statistic vindicator fight club.
I've heard of these, but I've never seen one.
They want me to fight the chicken?
Hey!
It's a fight to the jackpot.
I'm
sorry, little buddy.
Don't fall for a cartoon!
That baby's done the whole of a demon.
No, you're not a demon, are you?
You're a cute little bugger face.
Paint your little head.
That's what friends do together.
Hey!
Did you get the earth crystal?
Yeah, I got it.
Let's get out of this hell hole.
You tell me, you really thought you could defeat my right home.
You smash, I built a new one.
Now, gosh, you're running this over.
You're wrong.
It's just beginning.
No!
Fire!
No!
We have worked!
The ice cream!
See the pigments.
They're going to blow this green sky.
I'm sorry.
Fire!
Fire!
It's hard to hear.
You're a scary trap!
No, Steve, get him out of here!
Go ahead!
Save your sister and get home!
Derek, you don't have to do that!
No, get him home, Steve!
Tell my story and song!
Keep it metal, keep it heavy.
We're going somewhere.
Science, we're going home.
I love the world.
Steve, come on!
I can hear her, huh?
I can hear her.
Dennis, all right?
Dennis!
I'll hold with you!
I can't really hear you!
Oh, my, my, my!
Oh, oh, oh!
How'd you find me?
He's one of them.
He's one of them.
He's one of them.
He's one of them.
He's one of them.
He's one of them.
He's one of them.
It's me, okay?
He's fine.
He's just resting.
Good.
It's a pretty rough crash landing.
Wait a minute.
Where are we?
You guys won't make this!
Yeah!
When I messin' around, we got the silk.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
All right.
I'm so afraid to do this.
I'm so afraid that I lost you.
I'm really sorry about Garrett.
He did so well talking to the overworld.
Neither walk or spring or warm fire.
And oh, let's go!
Move me out!
It's me!
He must be gone.
The great jogging it.
Now go just gathering over forces.
We'll destroy this land.
Unless we go just down over.
But what are we doing here?
Let's go start some pigs.
I'm ready.
I'm done with those pigs.
Yeah, me too.
Let's do it for guard guard.
First we mine.
Can we crack?
Let's find crowds.
Wait, one, two, three, two, four.
What do you say?
I'm going to crack.
We should all say that.
On three.
One forget, there's no time!
Show us what you got, man.
Okay.
We've got a plan.
Killer recipes.
We're going to have to move fast.
Let's get to work.
First, we're going to need ironing.
We're going to need a car.
Oh, yeah.
We're going to need the food to flip this.
Time to block this place.
The knife.
We need a ton of diamonds.
It lays for days.
You want some money?
Let's go save the other world.
We take the other world.
Let's dance.
Bring it up.
Come on.
Between us, I use these water bucket tricks.
They go up.
A little bit.
Let's get this one.
We go home.
Let's fireball time.
Grab that stair.
Don't want you to jab in the tent.
Oh, jab it.
Yeah!
How do you want to have a deal with that?
Oh, yeah.
What have you done?
You failed which.
The overworld lives on.
You too have fallen for the great lie.
You'll never be happy.
Dig down, you know.
To hope, to dream, to create, is to suffer.
You're right.
It is harder to create than to destroy.
That's why cowards tend to choose the deuce.
Later, gosh.
Every minute knowing you has been a horror show waste of time.
Wait, what was that?
Come close there.
Do you have a little knife that you're going to try to stab me with?
No, I'm too late.
Come on!
Who's with the shot?
Wait, wait.
Let me say one more thing.
Come close there.
No way!
No, really.
It's about you.
Fine.
Lean down here.
You really are the worst.
Goodbye.
This is it, really.
Come back.
I don't even have a noise.
No, I can't bet.
Sneakers, hey.
Hey.
Sure, you want to go back, Henry?
You won't feel like this.
There you got constraints, judgements, obstacles.
Yeah, I know.
But I'm going to go make stuff anyway.
I like that.
You're a brave kid.
Steve.
You still cool with this?
Yeah.
Come and wait.
Yeah.
Of course, I still love you.
That's why I think this is a good idea.
You changed my life.
It's time for you to go change hers, too.
Go now.
Change Dawn's life.
Dennis.
Go on a journey.
And think of me.
Dennis.
Go now, legendary work for my dreams.
Might don't get okay, don't get okay.
Mike.
Dennis.
I won't.
If I wasn't on, you could sing like that.
It would help me get past your smell.
Garrett, you are a truly bodacious warrior.
And a really good friend.
I wish you'd come home with us.
Hang school.
But I'm having your friends my age.
You can make a great team.
But I'll come to you.
It means goodbye, brother.
No, it doesn't.
Don't look at her.
It does.
No, it does not.
That does.
Let me, guys!
Are you sure you don't want to come back?
Yeah, I'm staying here.
I got a bunch more stuff I want to build.
Why don't you bring some of that magic to the real world?
Screw it.
I'm coming with.
It turns out the overworld taught us you can create the life you dream of.
Even in the real world.
Garrett's store became the hottest place in town.
And the best part is new friends were never far.
So with Henry and Natalie's help we created the hit game, block steady battle buddies.
All that time in the overworld up everyone's game.
In every Friday, I would let it rip.
Yeah!
I used to wake up and lay back in my childhood days.
Dead, he knows it's such a dirty shame.
They met my baby a chance to let my imagination dance.
Here I came up with a different game.
Diamond the spines.
All of the time that I'm on the side.
I'm on the spines.
I will never have a look in fact cause I'll be alive.
John finally got to ditch a real estate job.
She and Dennis brought the party wherever they went.
Natalie decided to share her new skill set with the real world.
Survival mode self-defense.
The streets that struggle us have never been safer.
You got to, Natalie.
As Henry, he finally got that jet back to work.
I feel the fire now.
I move mountains with my mind.
I feel the fire now.
I feel the fire now.
I feel the fire now.
The rest don't know the dry eye.
I feel the fire now.
With the power of the world to die.
I feel the fire now.
I
know how much you love bread.
Marlene, your ex-husband's here.
He said it was an emergency.
Well, you tell him I've got nothing to say to him.
You got to be kidding me, Marlene.
This is the guy.
Too late, Clemente.
You had your chance.
She's right, Clemente.
You've totally blew it.
And now I reap the rewards of your mistake.
You see, when Marlene's Jeep Grand Cherokee ran me over, I was struck by a
love so powerful.
It transcended the barriers of conventional speech.
Now I speak human and she speaks villager.
Marlene, ever since we met last night, I wanted to say, would you marry me?
Yes!
Yes!
A thousand times!
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