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fly away with

me we go ring

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chasing on the

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way

The

Shining

rainbow Tri to

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CH while a star sh

twinl you never

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find the we be sharing

PA

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la

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and now jumping in the individual

accuracy competition Miss F Harwell of

the United States team oh

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oh

oh

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senorita as my would make it perfect you

never make a fuss over me when I land

fathom maybe ought to let your hair grow

longer senorita how did you ever get a

name like fathom fathom is 6 feet Papa

was hoping for a tall son Papa was

disappointed I think the US team will be

the French next week Miss Howell well

that's the idea isn't it Miss haril Miss

haril I'm supposed to drive you back to

town thank you how come the rest of us

have to take the bus I keep telling you

George I'll let your hair grow longer

I'll be with you as soon as I

change the one thing I never understand

about you skydivers how do you get the

nerve to take the first jump it's easy

you learn parachute packing study up a

meteorology wind currents aerodynamics

and then when the big day comes you get

someone to give you a big

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push say didn't we pass the road to

Malaga yes we're taking a slight

detour well nothing to worry about

Colonel Campbell wants to see you

Colonel Campbell he'll explain

everything but I don't know any Colonel

Campbell

you will

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good day to you Miss haril a very good

day I've been looking forward to our

meeting oh uh come inside won't you in

you go

love do sit

down oh excuse

me I'm not a very good housekeeper

now I'm going to be very calm about this

whole thing if you take me back to my

hotel room in the next 10 minutes I'll

forget all about it if you don't I'm

going to holler bloody murder to the

American Embassy a very normal reaction

Miss har I'll tell you what if my

credentials don't entirely satisfy you

I'll Hollow with

you Hades headquarters Allied defenses

Espionage and

security impressive signatures or I've

been kidnapped by a mad autograph

collector very good but not mad colel

Douglas Campbell leader of the Scots

guards presently in charge of this very

powerful and very secret organization do

sit down get that ttim will oh let me

introduce you fight liutenant Timothy

web Royal Air Force on leave of absence

leave of sens is more like it

volunteering for a party outfit like

this one I apologize Miss haril for

having brought you here in this

unorthodox way but you'll see it's a

matter of the utmost

urgency I don't believe a word of this I

assure you it's very desperately real

please it's Washington sir NSA frequency

code 12 I'll put it through the

Scrambler oh and squeaking again the CER

disagrees with a lubricant in my

titanium knee joint Hades one to n is

and

over no negative information eh thank

you kindly Hades one out no what is

there that message was about you miss

Haro you've been cleared by Washington

at the very highest level cleared for

what a whiteall CO check AOK sir good

excuse me take a message will you sir to

US Navy Force FD via liazon jalta tell

them Hades won't be needing any

assistance at the moment assuming that

Miss fathom Harville dental assistant La

Hoya California on a 3-we tour with a US

jumping team is half what I think she is

well half of her is fascinated but the

other half tells me to get out of here

the first half is the one I like the

Brave and Bonny one who's going to help

us find the fire dragon fire dragon the

name of this game

Lassie and Lord have mercy on this poor

sad world if we should

fail

amen some time ago there was a Calamity

in the air one of our hydrogen bombs was

lost in the Mediterranean Sea a

fantastic search was made I remember it

was found finally a the bomb was found

that's history the bomb they found but

not the fire

dragon code name for the contents of

this we box fire dragon well named it's

a fail safe device which triggers the

hydrogen bomb by electronic signal need

I say what it would mean if this fire

dragon fell into hostile

hands for a year and more not a trace

though we scoured the Earth and

veritably sift the sea not a trace then

a week past Tuesday us is pictures aa

Malaga routine with the fire dragon file

still open we look over everything from

the south of Spain watch

now one Peter

Merryweather next to him is great good

friend Miss joeun they're from Hong Kong

popped up on the scene just the day

before these were taken devote def

fados really red Chinese agent pure and

simple Lassie with this we box in their

hands they'd have the power to turn the

world into a black broiled

mushroom merryweather's current

headquarters this Villa above the sea

near

Malaga they're passing as perfectly

innocent tourist valid passports papers

quite in order the place is Walled and

guarded impregnable from land they

didn't exactly appreciate our

flyover you'll see what I

mean major

Jun major that the rank she held in the

Mongolian KGB tasty fortune cookie that

one enter the boss Peter Merryweather

closely attended by underlings the

triers family Mr T is the boss's second

in command whoops not having bulletproof

trousers on exit hastily or

truly only one reason for them being in

this area the fire dragon The Infernal

things known to be their number one

objective you think they have it not yet

and they'd be halfway across the W by

now but they're on its Trail we have

quite certain the far dragon has been

found by some person unknown and

Merryweather fully intends to get it

from him problem who is that person mil

please a problem we tried to solve by

dropping a Wii radio transmitting bug

from that helicopter unfortunately the

device malfunctioned and that Lassie is

where you come in don't tell me I can

see it perfectly do you I was sitting

there thinking while you were showing me

those

movies why me I said to myself why

fathom Haru couldn't be cuz she's SP at

a party couldn't be because someone

needs their teeth cleaned has to be some

special Knack has to be her skydiving

right obviously plus the fact that

you're a girl and a very pretty one too

if I may say so gets nicer and nicer I

Skydive into a pad full of mad Mongolian

butchers and seduce the boss into

telling all my dear Lassie you don't

have to do a thing just land there

that's all a bunny girl skydiver swept

helplessly off course by treacherous

winds the secret will be under your hat

you see a skydiver's helmet with a

slight modification a small radio

transmitter a bee in your bunnet a bee

to sting life into the wee bug we

dropped on the roof it needs a

stimulation of another radio signal very

close and very powerful you mere entry

into the Villa will do the trick why

don't you send for your own paratroopers

the nearest parachute battalions in

Aiden are day away we can't risk the

time but I spent all year cooped up in

an office staring at MERS I've been

looking forward to this trip and the

team needs for Peron this evening and

you'll be with them tomorrow with first

class transportation and our grateful

thanks how long does one jump take

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good luck love

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the radio the beard bunnet started

operating act Perfectly Natural tell

them you've Ted an ankle they won't hurt

you love the very last thing they want

is to give themselves

away see the beauty of

it good luck fathom Haro very good

luck

hello anybody home

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n

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is someone

there hello listen I think you moved a

bit hold it just the way you are would

you what are you now hold it right there

that's fine could be a journalistic

first beer Killer caught in act mhm run

through it once more would you holding

your blunt instrument now wait just a

minute you can't think that I unknown

stranger oh yes I can think most easily

as a matter of fact I can't imagine what

else one could think you and your Chum

obviously broke in here while misson and

I were out driving our friends to the

beach with their kitties you had a wild

party and then under the combined

influence of my very best champagne and

your undoubted charms poor fellow must

have lost his head so you bued him just

one small mistake really what's that I

don't make a habit of murdering people I

haven't been introduced to I found him

dead in your living room no doubt where

you just left him the impudence of this

creature it's so lovely too I hate

disbelieving lovely

girls Merryweather is my name p for

Peter what's yours harv fathom f for

Fathead I dropped him by mistake at the

end of a parachute a parachute I was

making a practice Skydive and I drifted

off course into your

Terrace well what do you know there is

parachute on the Terrace what an

extraordinary way for a girl to drop in

isn't it not at all happens to

parachutist every day oh I'm sure that

however if you're just an accident

little dropper in you can't have

anything to hide can you

puppet arms extended please no no not

folded

extended good

girl will suffice Peter huh oh no not

quite I'm afraid we do have to be

completely thorough leave no fairstone

Unturned enjoying the view that's highly

gratifying you have nothing

concealed correction a lightning right

hand what did you expect to find oh come

on now Campbell didn't tell you Campbell

mhm tall man he has a false

leg I once knew a cur nice guy tall

enough red hair but it couldn't be him

he was a PO

vter you're either the coolest cookie

I've ever met or exactly as you said a

skyd with a nuttiest sense of

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direction for the time being we'll give

you the benefit of the doubt very

handsome of you Mr Merryweather believe

me it's a pleasure for the time being

anywhere special did like to be taken

the nearest town will do fine sad up two

horses jail you're right don't you I'm

better in

cars so am I but on this trip you'll see

that horses have a definite

Advantage Joe get us some riding clothes

so she doesn't look too conspicuous but

Peter don't you think no questions I

know what I'm

doing yes

Peter splashy way you have with women Mr

Merryweather my friends call me Peter

what your enemies call you enemies me

now I live in a world of

love fathom you never metant of

fathom where did you ever get a kiky

name like that first initials for uncles

Freddy Arthur Tom Harry Oscar Milton

they were all rich and papa wasn't

taking any chances unlike me chances

what life is made of puppet for example

who would have thought an hour ago you

and I would be transporting an unlucky

stranger to his last resting plat

necessity has made us allies speak for

yourself Maryweather what do you want to

do whistle for the police well where I

come from that's usually what we do when

we find dead bodies that's right pupp

but when they arrive we'd have to show

them some rather embarrassing pictures

you want they

H well maybe reluctant allies what say

we dropped The Reluctant make it a

full-time partnership you and me a

partnership mhm in what getting what

we're after I haven't the slightest

notion what you're after all right let's

stop playing games shall we

I know you're working for Douglas

Campbell Campbell Campbell you're

obsessed with that name Campbell's a

loser he can't win don't you understand

that I loser r one I never heard of a

man you know I like you you jump well

you ride well you lie

well I hope you lose

well Domino's

there's a nice blind curve on the

highway below lend a

hand what's the matter sort of goes

against the grain somehow so will 10

years in a Spanish Pokey

um just yeah a truck hits a hiker around

a curve it happens every day town is

full of lousy

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drivers I'm sorry about this CH more

than you'll ever know

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you're next

puppet why the Panic you did say the

nearest town didn't

you here's where you get

off thanks Merryweather it's been

gruesome do yourself a favor puppet

throw away that parachute and fly right

back to wherever you came from

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hey Mike I ordered shotan for everybody

didn't you hear me I heard you Angel the

trouble is I didn't hear your money

trustless Beast Kurt will be here any

minute with more money than you've ever

seen I don't doubt it but I'm waiting

till he comes back hello

hi I think you have a reservation for me

I hope so the name's fathom har fathom

how'd you get a name like fathom it's

your full Elizabeth you got a room some

fell brought your bags in about an hour

ago didn't say you were parachuters you

have something against parachutist no

your stuff's in number five help

yourself to a

key hey is everyone in this country

camera crazy what's the matter a girl

like you should be used to having a

picture taken Mike takes photos of

everyone who stays here it's the custom

of the house but for you Angel I'll find

a good

if I were you I'd lock my door at night

no that's no use the proprietor always

has a pass key thanks I'll remember that

by the way didn't your group take off

the Pao last night that's right I was

just getting in some last minute

practicing we

love I took the shortcut up the Tris and

through the window well you better take

the same way out again and quick I'm

Blown Blown well isn't that the

expression you agents use oh yes of

course look the only reason they let me

out of there was to lead them to

Campbell how do you know that

Merryweather thinks I work for him

what's more they already had me half

frame for murder who's murder young

fellow I found in the Villa his head

bashed in they have a picture of me

bending over him fathom by any CHS did

they search you I'll put it this way my

next jumpsuit won't have a a zipper it

fits it fits perfectly what fits what I

heard 10 minutes ago listen to this

playback tape recording via bug from

merryweather's Villa the be in your

Bonnet work perfectly I'm glad something

worked perfectly first voices you hear

will be Joe soon in the tri

family what was that Tri kids with a

severe case of sunburn they must have

come back from the beach just after you

and mwea left sh listen

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hello yes oh never mind Mr TR take Shy

children elsewhere will you please oh

come on sweeties come on AE Joe my

should talk on the flower come on up we

go come on up up we go there we are

repeat please doesn't sound like much sh

Wait something up Deary yes stunning

development cable is intercepted in

London cable addressed to Dr V he is

invited to come here at once object to

authenticate fire dragon this is

something we didn't count on who sent

for him he surprise and yet not surprise

oh of course you don't know about him

I'll fill you in Dr vleck is a nuclear

scientist don't you see how it all adds

up in words of one syllable uh-uh you

will listen to the rest of the tape I'll

take it back a

bit this is something we didn't count on

who sent for him he surprise and yet not

surprise sir gay surkin then and it

wasn't the girl no it was srain who

lured us away when the young man was due

to arrive with the fire dragon he killed

the young man not the girl with

parachute that's why they searched you

love they really thought you'd kill him

and taken it but it was his srain found

and his credentials fit Sergey zkin one

time Street Peddler now a peddler in the

unobtainable millionaire middleman for

anything in short supply in the 40s

penicillin in the ' 50s gold and in the

60s Atomic devices he's got the button

love and they know it too he's bought

his yacht anchor just down the coast

we're racing Mr merwether so we better

move fast I'm moving fast all right to

perping Jo lucky we have one piece of

equipment they lack oh no you don't I

wouldn't set foot on board that yacht if

I had the US Marines as escort or we

have something much more effective this

should display it

well oh I forgot to add Sergey sarkin

also world's champion bird chaser

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wow

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Jo headquarters is most urgent do you

read me Jo headquarters answer

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please do you read me Jo made a

headquarters answered

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please headquarter is here I read you

parachute girl and young man depart in

boat he curious no so soon after we

received word of intercepted cable relax

Dr mate I'll handle

it right here's where we part company

the boat is anchored around the next

point you think he'll take the bait

you're too modest fathom love he'll bite

on you now let's run over it again I V

my way aboard start fire and dry rat

from the sinking ship keeping fingers

crossed that the rat takes the fire

dragon with him you can bet on it love

he's planning to sell it for Millions he

won't leave that behind here's your far

stter the uh left one's the bang bang

right correct it's triggered

automatically when you take it off drop

it in any ventilator 30 seconds later

yes I know 30 seconds later pow hop

aboard your pleasure vge on you

step Fe of love you're a real

killer wish I hadn't said that Timothy

so is he

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strange a pirate ship your address it's

Captain it's beautiful in the presence

of real Beauty it must take second place

how

charming may I come aboard but

obviously you are

expected I must have overlooked my

invitation srain secret he expects the

unexpected

mmed Yes

master we will not be disturbed for 20

minutes

wait perhaps

half an

hour shall we leave this chill and go to

my

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cabin lovely hot house you have here Mr

srain if I were an orchid I'd be

blooming you find the heat too

great hardly regulation for Tropic

Waters I suffer from an unfortunate

malady my body temperature is 10° below

normal in the presence of beauty it

drops even further thank you but how

does a guy breathe in here

please I'm very sensitive to

drafts I wish I'd known I brought my own

oxygen tanks the rapkin provides oxygen

warm oxygen purified and inducted from

the engine room at a Ral three cubic met

a second no companion of srains ever

caught

pneumonia we will

commence why Mr sarkin I'll bet you

could run a mile in 3 minutes there is

nothing more precious than time my

family comes from circassia and we have

an ancient saying eachar is a wound the

last one

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fiddle where I come from we have a

little ancient Sayan of our own men on

the make can go jump in the lake this

coinness bores me my companions are not

selected for their skill at chess

companions you are not sent here by the

conage of the hotel solar oh I see what

you

mean I am sorry but I'm not one of your

Playmates

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it is s gkin who must apologize please

sit down Miss Miss Harville fathom

Harville uh please don't ask me how I

got the name fathom let me

guess your father wanted a very tall son

or you were named after wealthy

relatives or as a child you were very

deep two out of three then that's not

bad I am appalled at my crudeness and

Bad

Manners srain will make

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amends well let me

see oh yes

earrings just the

thing black pearls for

plastic a fair exchange oh I couldn't

but I

insist srain is quite aware enchanting

women do not find him

Apollo really I'm just a a mariner who

lost her

way

intriguing a lost Mariner for whom black

pearls are not

sufficient does she sail for richer

treasure what have you got to

offer you are a

pirate then so am I come we will go

ashore ashore now yes I must meet a

gentleman from London the result of our

meeting May recompense me for the more

gentle plunder you have denied me

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here sir G

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Dove

cheek Dove cheek

oh you're so

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cool fire

fire fire Master fire fire don't you

ever knock sorry sir there is fire in

the engine quick go quickly before the

fuel tanks explode

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hi M

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hurry you will fish my flask off

Brandy don't worry Beil wait

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nominals

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okay somebody has to fight the fire

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Friends of the Bride bride's not that

sporty I'd say Friends of the groom the

living may be

interesting particularly the exchange of

gifts

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what

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look out

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LIF

keep on right on right

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a

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a

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it's amazing the fish you can pull from

the sea if you're just patient this fish

feels a bit shaky any fish would with

what you were

carry we'll cut it open back at the

trailer all right

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fre yeah

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Merryweather he never gives up even when

he's

lost keep following Chum col camel's got

a nice reception committee waiting for

you

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look out

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Happ

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leaving so soon dear get out of my way

all that's not a bit polite nice girls

always stay for breakfast please get

away from the door but then you're not a

nice girl are you

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who hold it puppet she's killed my

misses she's killed my

misses you're getting a bad reputation

every time you show up here somebody

ends up dead I didn't mean I gave you

the benefit of the doubt yesterday

there's none today

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Joe I hate bad jokes what did you do

with the fire dragon did you give it to

Campbell I don't know what you're

talking about your boyfriend's in the

hospital there's no one here to help

you hey don't underrate us poppet we let

you go to srain we wanted you to do our

dirty work then you and your boyfriend

pull the

switch last time where is it h I said

where is it I said

hey

hey it's hard

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Joe triers take that door

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where's

Campbell pupp it over

here hand now the fire the dragon where

is it I don't know honest try to

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remember who's going to get tired first

you or the bull

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a ah to

to you owe me something ducks for my

misses you'd better answer those

questions make it easy on yourself

puppet you're young life can be fun it's

a beautiful

world then why do you want to blow it

up isn't that a bit

melodramatic what are H bombs like

comedy H bombs how the devil did H bombs

creep into this cozy chat H bombs fa

safe devices what's the difference we're

all after the same thing I'll die before

I help you get it

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to to

to hey Tris give her a

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hand oh

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oh thank you

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anytime drink your coffee puppet and

listen to a strange story it begins

quite a time ago during during the

Korean

War see there was an officer with the UN

forces who was listed missing in action

in fact he wasn't missing at all he just

walked across the lines one night and

gave himself up to the Chinese he had a

crazy

scheme his name was Douglas

Campbell

interested pass the sugar

please his objective was to get to P

King but crossing the lines that night

he stepped on a mine and was nearly

killed next 3 years Hospital in K

Province accounting neatly for his chin

leg skepticism duly

noted however he convinced them of his

reliability by then and was sent to Hana

University he was still a long way from

ping but I have a feeling you'll get him

there oh yeah took him quite a while but

he got there one rainy day took a stroll

to the virtually unguarded Imperial

Museum he walked inside carrying a large

guide book 5 minutes later he walked out

again in the hollowed out interior of

that guide book was his glittering

pridee

prize mhm the needle in our ha stack

puppet the fire dragon the most

important piece from the ancient

Treasure of the Ming

Dynasty but if Campbell's a jewel thief

who are you creature of circumstance

well look at the spot the Chinese were

in they could hardly call up Interpol or

any Western Government and say one of

our National Treasures is missing

Unthinkable loss of face so they did the

only thing they could do they came to

us Peter marry weathering company

inquiry agents 21 Malboro Street Hong

Kong and Alingo private eye he fooled us

too puppet more than once he gave us the

slip in Hong Kong and again in Manila

next stop San

Francisco there he devised a master

stroke bribe some sap of an Air Force

type to smuggle it halfway across the

world

destination anchor of where it was to be

broken up might have worked too except

for a fantastic mischance the Adam bom

that blew up right like Campbell we

thought the fire dragon was

irretrievably lost until two weeks ago

when a young scuba diver Kurt wolf

fished it right out of the Mediterranean

we were about to make a deal with Kurt

when well you know what happened Mr

sapkin got there

first uh-oh

what's the matter don't turn around a

black Fiat been following us since

migar srain or Campbell what do you

think brought him to Spain that's his

system Roba follows cops all tight

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Mr Merryweather is this death grip

necessary protecting you like the way

you incited that Mad Bull to make

hamburger meat out of me hold that

against me at that point I assumed

you're on Campbell's side I never

dreamed we'd be forming our partnership

partner hold the phone Merryweather what

makes you think I buy your story because

of my devastating s

H and shines like a candle in this

naughty world oh I'm sorry Merryweather

but all you show me so far is a slightly

used calling card I'm not jumping out of

one traffic jam to get crunched in

another well I'm afraid a crunch is

exactly what you're in yeah that cabbage

head of sopkins it's a pointless joke

unless he knew we expected to find the

fire dragon either way he knows where it

is go ask him

okay go to srain I'd rather go back into

the bull ring jessing in his Penance

puppet Penance for the eighth deadly sin

G

ability how much are you getting for

this job anyway Maryweather

$100,000 Goodbye Mr

Merryweather okay here's another reason

why you'll help me if you don't I'll

turn you over to the cops this is triers

remember crawl back under your rock

Maryweather you're making an nice bat

Target that mysterious black Fiat it

never was following us was

it but I I rather doubted you'd fall for

the running out of gas

bit and I did want to get close to

you uh you won't believe this poet but I

don't enjoy throwing you back to the

Lions oh but you do get a big kick out

of sending me to jail on the other hand

it's the only way you'll discover I'm

the good guy in this

story suddenly I can't think of anything

more important

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you've got to be out of your

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mind don't touch it

Miss harble I must have heat but I

dislike firecrackers

please take off your earrings and your

bracelet put them down

there

helicopters mysterious speed

buts in ingenious

explosives sarkin is exhilarated by

competition but only when he knows who

his competitors are your

employers their names who are

they I'll make you a deal I'll give you

the answers you give me the fire

dragon I admire you miss

har oh I admire you

greatly you're

cool from cupin there is no greater

compliment your offer is generous but

quite

impossible I do not have the fire

dragon then why did you send to London

to have someone authenticate it you're

well

informed

amazingly I did send to London but all I

had to show was a picture taken by the

man who proposes to sell it

to the fire dragon Miss Harville The

Grail for which we all first

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he's a bit crosy isn't he a defect on

the camera's ey not the

dragons then you really don't have it

no but I know who does that's good

enough tell me where he is I'll get it

from

him very

well you go to Mala you go to the market

you go to the third stall on the left

the man is

there he's a cabbage

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salesman your coolness exceeds even my

own Miss

Harville why apart from your amply

evident

charms should I give you the one piece

of the puzzle which only I possess

you're a distinguished man Mr rkin you

wouldn't want to clutter up your house

with a lot of stolen objects my dear

girl half the objects in the L are

stolen all right then here's a better

reason because you might want to live a

little longer and the man you're dealing

with is a

murderer what makes you think so the

fire dragon was found by a Skin Diver

named

Kurt Kurt took his last dive

yesterday what a delightful bit of

news you seem as har will

I am a collector I'm not interested in

the past history of a work of art only

its

acquisition your information has merely

dealt me a stronger

hand unlike yours which I fear is

entirely run out of

cards beauty is a fragile thing Miss

Harin it can be so easily

destroyed

now who are you working

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for that's a good question I wish I knew

that

myself see rapkin always gets what he

wants who are these

people who are my

enemies pencil mean is number one Let

Her Go

I have a funny house rule I like my

customers in shape to pay their bill do

you know to whom you speak Senor I don't

care if you're King of the eskimos

out you will hear from

Sor oh yes you will hear very very soon

good day do

chick the travel agents did say that

Spain would wouldn't be

boring thank you all bed breakfast and

bouncing all for £3 a day if you like we

can talk about it over

coffee no I wouldn't say I was in any

trouble aside from Little treason ARs

and murder and a parking ticket 4 days

ago in Seville I'm having a picnic I

have a funny feeling that's what's known

as kidding on the Square Mike Thea for

the lunch yes I know Miss Harville and I

are going out to get them now where are

we going we've got Lobster on the menu

for lunch and I have have to go out and

pull them in the boat's a good place to

talk sounds lovely I'll just get my gear

I won't be a second if you want to put

some KAC in your coffee I wouldn't blame

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you someone you know we were never

introduced that's funny

Kurt was run over before you came into

town how'd you meet him well you know

was telling me about him he was a good

boy wish I had a better picture of him

it's that damn camera of

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mine your camera yes it has a scratch on

the lens I'll have to get myself a new

one sometime

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what's the matter nothing why are you so

interested in my

pictures well I like looking at pictures

that's what they're here for isn't

it you know you're right come on

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careful angel

those things are

dangerous what luck in

lobsterville let's see telly

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well what do you

know funny looking Lobster yeah looks

more like a fire

dragon don't you want to touch it after

all the trouble it's given

you that was a

mistake I've been making quite a few of

those

lately this one's

fatal when you showed so much interest

in my pictures I had a feeling you knew

about me and now I'm

sure you know I murdered

Kurt he found this thing one day when he

was diving and he showed it to me I took

a picture of it and showed it to my

friend srain he made me a big offer

so when Kurt told me he was doing a deal

with your friends up there at the Villa

I got him out of the house

and it would have been much easier if

you hadn't turned up it just ain't Fair

murderers get such lousy breaks see you

in jail

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what

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he hey a

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a

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welcome home

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Lassie stay away from me oh now now

you're among friends stop it Timothy I'm

100 years older than the day we met I'm

afraid merwether has been talking to us

sir P to be expected and very convincing

no doubt the tale of a rogue who who

deserted in Korea long years ago is that

not

it the tale was true Ry every word of it

with one we exception that Rogue who

deserted was not myself but one Peter

Merryweather he simply Twisted the truth

love where the cops they the robbers my

card Campbell and Associates inquiry

agents number seven Prince of Wales

Street Hong

Kong oh

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some little man in a seller must be

making a lot of money printing up these

things if true why the story about the

hbomb oh that a hoax old girl rather

brilliantly engineered you see there's a

bloody great fee for bagging the fire

dragon and that Mell weather

chap haven't you lost something

Campbell with the rolling Highland bur

oh corroborative detail old girl to lend

very similitude to an otherwise bold and

unconvincing narrative I thought it

might make me sound more official and we

needed a sky diver needed one

desperately and I asked you had I told

you the truth would you ever have made

that jump surely unlikely love you

scarcely have risked your neck for a

mere bble stolen from the red Chinese

which reminds me you haven't popped into

the dear thing in your recent Adventures

have you I was wondering when you get

around to that it could even explain how

you so conveniently popped into me just

now

come again old

girl there's a funny kind of guardian

angel watching over me he just saved my

life of course he's not all Angel he did

run off with a fire dragon what you saw

it yes but not my unknown

angel I was in the boat with Mike when

he fished it out of the

sea he won't be fishing

anymore Mayweather or S Atkin or you

Colonel Campbell or Mr Campbell or

whatever you're calling yourself this

season I know you've been through a

hellish lot but I hope for your own sake

you can still recognize the truth all I

believe is what I see with my own eyes

like Mrs

triers who I shot this

morning Spain land of passion

romance and

Resurrection behold the dead Mrs triers

the rasal rigged it obviously planted a

gun loaded with blanks they wanted a

strong hold on you well it's broken now

if I were you old girl I'd get out of

Spain with a minimum of delay I can't

believe it is someone inviting me out of

this party with my blessings fathom

Harville and my profound apologies for

having placed you in such danger oh um

this will see you back to your Merit

troop skydivers come on love I'll drive

you back to town don't bother love I can

find my own way

you're leaving so soon faam Mike will be

surprised don't count on that will you

ever come back here maybe someday if I'm

in a plane over malagan and the pilot

says I have to make a forest Landing or

crash and even then I'll think twice

about

it it's funny it never did that before

I'm late will you do me a favor and run

down and pay the bill sure

can I help you I'll take the little one

no thanks there's someone else waiting

to do

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bad I see no one waiting you wouldn't

but believe me he's

waiting well that's a good question but

don't worry about it I'll know him when

I see him if he doesn't see me first

that is get what I mean absolutely not

lucky girl

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graus Poppin hey hey where are you going

I've been looking for you everywhere

sorry about that I was hoping you

wouldn't be what does that mean why

don't you ask Mrs triers maybe she can

explain excuse me

please excuse me excuse

me what oh it's

you hey

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poppet what I've been expecting old du

CH join me than that s rapkin

all right love go safe now Timothy I

know they're aboard Campbell was quite

certainly bef followed which one of them

do you suppose it is how did Campbell

know only one reason you got out of that

boat L someone needs you someone wanted

you to run why one possibility I think

someone's cast you as a pigeon carot

type love me

thanks what do you think puppet hey why

the devil are you running away from me I

can explain about Mrs trage go I could

do the little comic relief well At Last

the face that launched a thousand wanted

posters oh very funny the notorious

Korean deserter has a sense of humor

let's go puppet where are the rest of

your things by the way Merryweather what

are you doing on this train puppet

surely you don't believe this Criminal

stoe

go why Mr sarkin oh I was so rude to you

a moment ago won't you join

us

delighted love are you crazy I'm a girl

who loves to be surrounded by men lots

of men it makes me feel so secure I feel

quite a different

sensation ordinar stin is chilled but

this Gathering warms his blood I feel on

fire

dragon fire excuse me

sir I would like to thank you the chick

for arranging this meeting of my

congenial competitors yes isn't it a

coincidence one cozy little family all

with a sudden irresistible urge to

travel no coincidence puppet I saw that

juvenile Menace on your trail and I

hopped aboard to protect you oh isn't it

sad everybody wants the other Fell's job

how sweet three Gallant protector do not

include me dou I do not wish you any

harm but my presence here is motivated

by man's purest emotion greed thank

heaven for an honest

man

gentlemen I am going to win now how do

you propose we play the game I'm a

detective s rkin I'm playing hide and

seek somebody hid it and I seek it a

child's G I trust Mr Merryweather you

can offer something a little more for me

though oh I play all games golf tennis

poker I even toss the C the only game I

ever lost was spin the botle and that

was on purpose how

sad I am a lone professional in a field

of

UR well then let me tell you what kind

of a game I'm

playing thank you could one of you hand

me my bag please

thank

you the name of the game gentlemen is

Little B peep comes out of her

sleep excuse me when this train gets to

Madrid I'm taking a cab ride straight to

the American Embassy there I'll tell

them a story about three fascinating

gentlemen I met in the south of Spain

about a Mr Merryweather a might be

detective or a maybe Korean Defector and

about a phony Colonel and his phony

Lieutenant who could be Public Enemies

number one and

two ah and then there's that furry Hot

House flower No Doubt about him a man

with a treacherous time piece who always

has time for something

treacherous I'm going to spill every

last Bean in the can anyone want to take

that cab ride with

me well but what's wrong it's my slip

showing oops

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what's going on I just found out who the

bad guys are I don't get it I do the

fire dragon it was in her case

game's

over I'm suddenly Frozen again I don't

feel so hot

myself from my S Cassian ancestors I

have inherited an admirable

treat the gift of losing

gracefully well I shall feel better

after a cup of War

Brandy a pleasure to have met you sir oh

thank you

sir don't mention it sir

you drive a spood very carelessly

sir it's just not my

day

ow what are you doing got to contact

Campbell tell him to look for

Merryweather you've got a twisted love

tell him Merryweather is looking for us

faam love you're

brilliant brilliant

indeed he dazzles

me I'll take

it oh come on now you don't expect me to

be afraid of a silly little watch

again don't ever underestimate me do

chick this way out

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why'd you do that we had to get to

Madrid there a fine you know conductor

this is the bloke I've got him I saw him

myself yes and he's got a watch with a

knife in

it oh wait I forgot my suitcase forget

it l with what you've got in that

handbag I'll buy a whole new Ward when

we get to Paris Paris Campbell's waiting

in an airstrip let's get out of Spain

before Maryweather picks up the

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scent gra is old man come on

love you call the tun sir she had it all

right let me see it

I hope I never do

again

fantastic one of the great glories of

Chinese

culture no wonder they want it back I'll

f up the planes good come along old girl

I've got some flying togs for you thank

you oh um I know it sounds inadequate

but but I am most

grateful thank

you how nice sitting in a parachute

again always insists on it in a plane I

haven't checked out you too sir not

likely I'm not taking any chance into

this stage but if the engine coms out we

can draw straws who takes the fire

dragon eh CL it all up right

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very late he said great shall be the

rejoicing for that which was lost and

has been found better check the weather

Timmy right

sir calling Barcelona weather sesma golf

alpha Tango Sierra Lima over we read

your call Ala Tango Z Lia over heading

Northeast Barcelona what's the weather

over a FR of depression 100 Mil North

East Al heading to 068 over thank you

Barcelona weather out we couldn't have

it better soon that's good news for us

then it's free for

anchor did I hear you say anchor that's

right well what happened to Paris a

rather risky place to dispose of stolen

gems

Paris you see your friend Mr

Merryweather spoke to truth he is the

detective I'm the

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thief well I don't suppose you'd

consider Landing this crate and letting

me off I'd like to very much indeed

unfortunately you're just the sort of

girl who go running straight to the

police how about trying to corrupt me a

little

what do you think Governor a delightful

idea but I'm afraid it's just not on Old

lad what a shame it could have been fun

trying well in that

case go

ahead you rigged it it won't open

how did you guess

love I guess you're right there will be

three for anchor exactly three Timothy

Ys tulle and the far Dragon you were

heading in the right direction the first

time girl skydiver victim of tragic

carelessness get out of that

door get out

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Reckless

Maniac hello Campbell you want to land

now or do I follow you to

Anchor blast it ch's been tuning in on

our Transmissions

devil is he

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doing watch closely

Merryweather here comes a flying lesson

a

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keep your head down puppet

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let him come

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round now throttle

back holder steady

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is

not quite close enough I'm going to push

that cocky devil right into the cliff

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where did he go don't look now Timmy boy

with that propeller on your tail that's

me

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silly creature you're laughing at

me it's not funny

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no

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sorry about that g

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come on poppet Don't Panic get into that

seat I can get you out of

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this one hand on Wheel the other on

throttle feet on rud

pedals wheel hard left Push It Forward

back on

throttle come on puppet back on throttle

you forward I said forward don't be

afraid of diving you've got to die

before puppet watch out watch out pull

up pull up

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puppet puppet you can fly

well here we are just you me and the

fire dragon yep I guess that's right and

to get it you stop Mike from killing me

right you hid the little devil in my

handbag so you wouldn't have to share

with Jo and the others I did but you

were going to catch up split it with me

right oh right right absolutely right

well where shall it be Tahiti Zanzibar

the Golden Trail to s again an igloo in

baffinland would be heaven with you to

warm it

puppet we've got the whole

rainbow right the sun in the morning and

the moon at night right we'll stand this

whole crazy planet on its head puppet

right it's h

oh puppa what are you

doing what are you

doing I wish I wish no no no don't do

that

puppet puppet please I beg you I'll do

anything please please don't don't

byebye dragon

baby have a nice trip home to

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China how could you how could you do

such a thing I'm sorry I guess I'm not

cut out for a life of

crime excuse me for sounding nervous but

um what happens to me now you have no

problem you've returned the fire dragon

your friends don't even have to know the

truth you may even wind up a

hero I may

have oh that's very nice of you puppet

just call it a farewell gift to a friend

who saved my

life too Merryweather hey hey hey where

do you think you're

going back to my Merry group of

skydivers well that's funny I had a

feeling we'd meet at Pedro's bar at 7:30

sorry I'm heading for Peron a Pedro is

in talino not

Pinon remember now

7:30 you may have a long

wait I don't think so I have a hunt

you're going to be very prompt you seem

very sure of

yourself and tell me something

does z44 3771 mean anything to you

z44 well that's my passport number you

know your picture really doesn't do you

any justice you see puppet I don't

intend to be a Los it twice in one

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day where did you say we'd meet Pedro

7:30 and don't be late

tried to

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CH

be while the

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star

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find the Jo that will be sharing to

right