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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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He's gonna win another 50, 60K.
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All right, let's not go backwards, huh?
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These people you run into wanna
be boss, huh? They should know.
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I told you. You don't listen, you nut.
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-[SIGHS]
-You want a coffee?
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I don't know…
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FBI, get down!
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FBI, down!
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[GRUNTS]
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[DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE]
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[LOUD KNOCK ON DOOR]
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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What is that?
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-What?
-[LOUD KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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Is this it?
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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[DOORBELL REPEATEDLY RINGS]
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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-What's going on?
-Go back to sleep.
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Anthony Soprano, Detective
Gaudioso, Essex County.
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I have a warrant for your arrest.
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-For what?
-Are you Anthony Soprano?
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What, did you bring the
whole county with you?
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We don't take any chances
when it concerns an illegal firearm
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containing hollow-point ammunition.
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What?
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Where's the FBI?
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Can I see a warrant? We have the right.
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-[INDISTINCT POLICE RADIO]
-Oh, thank God.
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Will you tell them he's
got a medical condition?
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This is his family doctor
right here. Ask him.
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-[CELL PHONE RINGS]
-Hello, Janice.
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Did you talk to Tony about coming
up to the lake for his birthday?
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Tony was arrested this morning.
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-For what?
-Weapons charge.
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They're booking him in North
Caldwell before they take him to Newark.
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-I'm dropping off his clothes.
-It's a gun, no big deal.
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Hollow-point ammunition, they said.
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Yeah, well, he'll still make bail.
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You know he's not wild
about the drive, Janice.
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I really think it's not
the time right now.
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Well, let him know we're with him.
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All right.
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If you have hollow-point bullets
in anything, take 'em out today.
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Oh, God damn it, AJ,
there is tomato sauce
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all over these pants.
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AJ, I asked for the brown suit
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from the dry-cleaning bag.
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The light didn't go on in your closet.
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Stop it, will you please?
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That show of force,
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was that all about humiliating Dad?
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[MEN SHOUTING]
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[BUZZER]
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-[BUZZER]
-[MEN CONTINUE SHOUTING]
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Your Honor, the police
pulled over some kid
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and found a baggie with cocaine residue.
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They also found a gun loaded
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with hollow-point bullets on the floor.
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Now in order to beat the rap,
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this 16-year-old punk
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claims he saw my client
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drop that weapon. And
mind you, not yesterday,
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but over two years ago,
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using it in the meantime to shoot at cans
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and impress his friends.
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['50S ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
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I gotta tell you, Phil,
you look fantastic.
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-As in science fiction?
-No. What? Come on.
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Fucking empty compliments. I
had major fucking coronary disease.
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-He's not shitting you, Phil.
-I broke my fucking
gazz in Florida
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on that goddamn recumbent
bike, I'll tell you that.
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Would I shit you?
You're my favorite turd.
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[LAUGHING] Fucking kid.
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Why don't you get a real bike,
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have some beach pussy to look at
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while you're working the heart?
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Go over the handlebars, have some
fucking head trauma? That's all I need.
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I'm 66 years old.
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Anyway, Phil, welcome home.
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-[SPEAKS ITALIAN]
-Thanks.
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Don't listen to me.
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I'm a cranky fuck lately.
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-Lately?
-Ooh!
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Why don't you get a bike, you fat fuck?
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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Ho… [SINGING]
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-How are you, Doc?
-Let me get a drink. I'll be back.
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All right.
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Glad you're back, Phil. This fucking guy.
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How you doing?
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I'm here to enjoy my grandchildren,
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my home.
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Did you hear the news?
Pork Chop out in Jersey
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got pinched on a weapon charge.
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Drops a gat in a field somewhere
three fucking years ago.
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-What the fuck?
-Jersey. Fucking farmers, I don't know.
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Yeah, he was probably going
down on some sheep or some shit.
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Gun violence is a blight
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on Essex County, and
Mr. Soprano will be prosecuted
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to the fullest extent of the law…
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You know what that says, Hector?
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That's your mommy's name… Blanca.
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Blanca Blanca Blanca.
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That's Mommy's name.
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AJ, can you turn that off, please?
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[TV TURNS OFF]
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Tony.
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Take the yellow ribbons down,
everybody. Our boy's come home.
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-Dad.
-Hey. I'm fine.
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They let him out already?
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What she means is, in our neighborhood
people don't get out right away.
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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-Hello.
-Where's Christopher?
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I don't know. I thought he was here.
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Hold on. It's Bobby.
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-Yeah.
-You want me to come down?
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No, nothing a hot shower won't fix.
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Carm told Jan you were on
the fence about the weekend.
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I don't know. Sit around, chew the fat.
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We got the meeting with the Canadians.
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Ton', with these hassles, you
should make it up our way here.
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[SUCKING LOUDLY]
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You know, maybe that's
not such a bad idea.
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Mr. Federal Attorney.
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-What can I do for you?
-You had to have your cheap headline?
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Can you really not be aware
we've been building a RICO case
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against Tony Soprano
for five fucking years?
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Then you blow this popcorn fart.
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Are you gonna relax?
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It's just all this little stuff,
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like my phone has one little bar up here.
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I mean, what if the broker's
trying to contact me?
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Caravan for my house is on
Tuesday, and the gas is still off.
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[CELL PHONE RINGS]
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Mine works.
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-Hello.
-Essex County dropped the charges.
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I told you it was a piece-of-shit case.
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Two years old, no decent prints.
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Santa Claus could have
dropped that gun in the snow.
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They dropped the charges.
Well, I'd say I owe you one,
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but I'm sure it's more than one.
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Neil, thanks again.
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Thank God. I really didn't want
it hanging over your birthday.
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Can we forget already
that it's my birthday?
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You say that and then you get
upset if nobody makes a fuss.
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-Hi.
-There you are.
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I was starting to get worried.
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Traffic was horrible.
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-I've had to pee since Glen Falls.
-Well, go.
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Hey, Sis.
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National Lampoon's Vacation.
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How you doing?
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How are you?
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You know, I gotta admit it… every time,
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once you're up here, it's pretty great.
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Aren't you adorable too
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with your matching
dress just like Mommy's?
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-Hi, Mercedes.
-Hello.
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It's your favorite uncle.
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There she is. It's that little girl,
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but I forget her name.
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-Gladys?
-Nica.
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-No, Murgatroyd.
-Nica.
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Uh-oh.
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Daddy.
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-Oh, Daddy's girl.
-Daddy's little girl.
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-Who's hungry?
-You know, a water would be perfect.
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-Pellegrino?
-Sure.
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He's gonna pass. He's stuffed.
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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-ShopRite Sparkling?
-Sure.
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If Frank Sinatra were coming
here to celebrate his birthday,
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would you leave the lawn
like that? Looks like shit.
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He has enough lawn
maintenance at the new house
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since somebody let the gardener go.
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Oh, the house wasn't enough.
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I'm joking.
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You know how grateful we are.
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Beer, Ton'?
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Absolutely.
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Madonn'.
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800 rounds per.
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He chromed out the inner carrier.
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And what I like, it's got
the Panther fluted barrel.
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Is this how you bagged that deer?
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I wouldn't use a firearm
like this on a deer.
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It's unsportsmanlike.
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Oh, like the poor prick's
got a chance against a 30.06.
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Actually, last two seasons,
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I've been using a bow
and arrow exclusively.
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Get the fuck out of here.
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Seriously, it levels the playing field.
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The AR-10, that's my
birthday present to you.
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Thanks, Bobby.
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Don't say shit to Carmela.
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Me and Tony almost got a summer place…
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Down the shore, remember, Tony?
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Any more stuffed mushrooms?
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My pop bought this place
'cause it was close to Canada.
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He had ties in Montreal. You know, Ton'.
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His father, my grandpop,
come into the country
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originally through Montreal, illegally.
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No kidding? He wasn't Ellis
Island, your grandfather?
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Nah, got mixed up in some
shenanigans on the other side,
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anti-government or something.
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Had a police record.
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They oughta build a wall now, though.
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-I'm telling you.
-Amen.
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Mommy!
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When are the kids back?
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Sophia the 7th and
Robert the end of the month.
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That's nice.
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I'm very lucky to be back
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with my family after all these years.
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Look at you and me, Tony.
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Who would have thought we'd have
the kind of relationship we have now?
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The credit goes to you.
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You really changed.
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So I had to change?
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It's a compliment.
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You were fine.
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You're different
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since that stuff last
year… The shooting.
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-I'm sure Carm would agree.
-I would.
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Oh, look, the fish are jumping.
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I'm different how? How am I different?
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[NICA SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]
231
00:14:20,113 --> 00:14:22,156
[LAUGHING]
232
00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:24,200
Story you heard.
233
00:14:24,284 --> 00:14:27,453
-The pool.
-Oh my God, please.
234
00:14:27,537 --> 00:14:31,084
-What?
-You don't wanna know.
235
00:14:32,627 --> 00:14:35,004
Pradeep, our pharmacist,
236
00:14:35,088 --> 00:14:36,755
was at a pool party.
237
00:14:36,839 --> 00:14:39,008
All the kids were playing in the water.
238
00:14:39,092 --> 00:14:42,470
The adults were all around
and having drinks, barbecuing.
239
00:14:43,638 --> 00:14:46,473
Somehow even with
all these people around,
240
00:14:46,557 --> 00:14:50,060
this three-year-old child
managed to fall into the pool.
241
00:14:50,144 --> 00:14:52,896
Nobody even noticed till finally
they found him floating face down
242
00:14:52,980 --> 00:14:54,982
-in the water.
-[GASPS]
243
00:14:55,066 --> 00:14:57,443
Brain dead.
244
00:14:57,527 --> 00:15:00,322
Poor kid's in one of those
padded wheelchairs now.
245
00:15:01,407 --> 00:15:03,533
Oh.
246
00:15:03,617 --> 00:15:07,203
I can't get that story out of my mind.
247
00:15:07,287 --> 00:15:09,915
I don't know why.
248
00:15:16,422 --> 00:15:18,632
[GROANING]
249
00:15:23,929 --> 00:15:26,473
[PANTS, LAUGHS]
250
00:15:32,897 --> 00:15:34,899
Happy birthday.
251
00:15:49,122 --> 00:15:50,623
It's supposed to rain down there,
252
00:15:50,707 --> 00:15:53,501
so make sure that all the
cellar windows are closed.
253
00:15:53,585 --> 00:15:55,086
-Okay.
-And make sure
254
00:15:55,170 --> 00:15:56,629
you check the one by Dad's wine rack.
255
00:15:56,713 --> 00:15:59,340
-Okay.
-Easy, big fella.
256
00:15:59,424 --> 00:16:01,468
-That Jacuzzi's bitchin'.
-Who is that?
257
00:16:01,552 --> 00:16:04,346
That's Fran the waitress.
We're really busy down here.
258
00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:07,682
-You're at work?
-Yes, I'm at the pizzeria.
259
00:16:07,766 --> 00:16:09,309
All right, I'll talk to you later.
260
00:16:09,393 --> 00:16:11,395
Bye.
261
00:16:12,396 --> 00:16:15,483
The Jacuzzi and the tub's fantastic.
262
00:16:17,902 --> 00:16:19,736
[DOORBELL RINGS]
263
00:16:19,820 --> 00:16:21,321
There's everybody.
264
00:16:21,405 --> 00:16:23,865
Don't let us forget to
wash the sheets, okay?
265
00:16:23,949 --> 00:16:26,535
Yeah, ha ha!
266
00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:29,579
Anthony Jereboam Soprano.
267
00:16:29,663 --> 00:16:31,040
What's up?
268
00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:35,420
Tony seem to hit the
hooch a little at lunch today?
269
00:16:35,504 --> 00:16:37,213
I think he's feeling his age.
270
00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:38,965
What do you think it's like for me?
271
00:16:39,049 --> 00:16:40,883
When we were kids,
272
00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:43,094
he'd do whatever I said.
273
00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:48,321
He ate one of Tippy's Milk-Bones
because I told him it was a cookie.
274
00:16:55,065 --> 00:16:57,692
My therapist Sandy,
275
00:16:57,776 --> 00:17:00,570
she said my Ma was a splitter.
276
00:17:00,654 --> 00:17:03,532
She'd pit us three against each other…
277
00:17:03,616 --> 00:17:05,618
To toughen us up, I guess.
278
00:17:07,328 --> 00:17:09,830
I couldn't help hearing you with AJ.
279
00:17:09,914 --> 00:17:13,500
God, you gotta walk on eggshells
with these kids today, huh?
280
00:17:13,584 --> 00:17:16,712
We're almost through
that phase, thank God.
281
00:17:19,507 --> 00:17:21,508
You're good with them.
282
00:17:21,592 --> 00:17:24,929
Really? I wish he'd go back to college.
283
00:17:26,097 --> 00:17:28,557
He sleeps most nights at Blanca's.
284
00:17:28,641 --> 00:17:31,477
Speaking of kids and Ma,
285
00:17:31,561 --> 00:17:33,521
Sandy said something interesting…
286
00:17:33,605 --> 00:17:35,607
That when we were babies,
287
00:17:35,691 --> 00:17:37,734
everything was fine,
288
00:17:37,818 --> 00:17:40,195
but Ma couldn't stand
that as her babies got older,
289
00:17:40,279 --> 00:17:42,030
they separated from her.
290
00:17:42,114 --> 00:17:45,241
When they started to
talk and express ideas,
291
00:17:45,325 --> 00:17:48,495
that's when the trouble started.
292
00:17:48,579 --> 00:17:51,081
It wasn't that she didn't love us.
293
00:17:59,089 --> 00:18:00,966
Mmm-mmm!
294
00:18:02,676 --> 00:18:05,721
You've been a solid
performer for some time now.
295
00:18:05,805 --> 00:18:08,057
Plus, you're my brother-in-law.
296
00:18:12,061 --> 00:18:15,147
You get older, you think about things.
297
00:18:15,231 --> 00:18:18,150
You're a young man. We both are.
298
00:18:18,234 --> 00:18:21,028
-World's still in front of us.
-Balls.
299
00:18:21,112 --> 00:18:24,281
My estimate historically,
300
00:18:24,365 --> 00:18:27,618
80% of the time it ends up
in the can like Johnny Sack
301
00:18:27,702 --> 00:18:30,538
or on the embalming table at Cozarelli's.
302
00:18:30,622 --> 00:18:32,206
Don't even say it.
303
00:18:34,168 --> 00:18:35,919
No risk, no reward.
304
00:18:49,433 --> 00:18:52,770
I mean, yeah, our line of
work, it's always out there.
305
00:18:54,313 --> 00:18:56,690
You probably don't even
hear it when it happens, right?
306
00:18:56,774 --> 00:18:58,859
Ask your friend in there on the wall.
307
00:18:59,943 --> 00:19:02,821
Listen to us. Morbid fucks.
308
00:19:04,699 --> 00:19:07,994
Come to think of it, you never
popped your cherry in that regard, right?
309
00:19:08,078 --> 00:19:10,538
No.
310
00:19:10,622 --> 00:19:13,124
Yet your old man was
the fucking Terminator.
311
00:19:13,208 --> 00:19:15,167
I come close.
312
00:19:15,251 --> 00:19:19,088
I done other shit, but no.
313
00:19:19,172 --> 00:19:21,674
A salute.
314
00:19:21,758 --> 00:19:23,884
It's a big fat pain in the balls.
315
00:19:23,968 --> 00:19:26,096
Especially now with DNA evidence.
316
00:19:27,681 --> 00:19:29,557
My pop never wanted it for me.
317
00:19:29,641 --> 00:19:31,684
He said there were
times with all the worry
318
00:19:31,768 --> 00:19:33,728
that he wished he could have
stayed in the shop full-time,
319
00:19:33,812 --> 00:19:35,188
just cut hair.
320
00:19:35,272 --> 00:19:38,272
To be honest, I'd rather he
fucking shot me than cut my hair.
321
00:19:44,115 --> 00:19:48,285
There's somebody I've been
bringing along to insulate myself
322
00:19:48,369 --> 00:19:51,830
from the stuff that
could bring down a boss,
323
00:19:51,914 --> 00:19:55,459
and take care of Carmela too, in case…
324
00:19:55,543 --> 00:19:56,836
God forbid.
325
00:19:58,963 --> 00:20:04,384
Now maybe between me and this person…
326
00:20:04,468 --> 00:20:06,304
There's diverging agendas.
327
00:20:06,388 --> 00:20:09,015
-Sorry to hear it.
-It happens.
328
00:20:09,099 --> 00:20:12,352
Thing is, the Newark facilities manager,
329
00:20:12,436 --> 00:20:14,729
he's gonna fix it so we do
all the window replacements
330
00:20:14,813 --> 00:20:17,815
in the projects.
331
00:20:17,899 --> 00:20:21,444
I was thinking maybe
you should work that.
332
00:20:21,528 --> 00:20:23,154
I'm honored just to be considered.
333
00:20:23,238 --> 00:20:27,242
Then we'll see what
happens after that, long-term.
334
00:20:29,244 --> 00:20:31,496
[SINGING BIRTHDAY SONG]
335
00:20:33,832 --> 00:20:36,335
[CHEERING, LAUGHING]
336
00:20:39,213 --> 00:20:41,590
-Time for presents.
-And grappa.
337
00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:43,967
I told you people I didn't
want any presents, just…
338
00:20:44,051 --> 00:20:46,845
Just a few kind words.
339
00:20:46,929 --> 00:20:49,223
That was my father's line every year.
340
00:20:49,307 --> 00:20:51,184
I get the joke, believe me.
341
00:20:56,022 --> 00:20:57,690
"Soprano Home Movies."
342
00:20:57,774 --> 00:21:00,317
I had all the Super 8s from
when we were kids transferred.
343
00:21:00,401 --> 00:21:03,112
Oh, cool.
344
00:21:03,196 --> 00:21:04,822
It's really very thoughtful.
345
00:21:04,906 --> 00:21:07,158
Thank you.
346
00:21:07,242 --> 00:21:09,494
-Uh-oh.
-Oh, look at these.
347
00:21:09,578 --> 00:21:11,705
Oh, look at this.
348
00:21:11,789 --> 00:21:13,832
Tailor-mades, wow!
349
00:21:18,587 --> 00:21:21,423
"To my husband: You're not
just a funny, smart, lovable,
350
00:21:21,507 --> 00:21:23,341
good-looking guy.
351
00:21:23,425 --> 00:21:26,344
-You're mine."
-Aww.
352
00:21:26,428 --> 00:21:29,305
-Thank you, baby.
-Happy birthday.
353
00:21:29,389 --> 00:21:31,599
Cent' ann', Anthony.
354
00:21:31,683 --> 00:21:33,393
Oh, wait wait.
355
00:21:37,273 --> 00:21:39,150
To have my health,
356
00:21:39,234 --> 00:21:41,736
to be in this beautiful spot
357
00:21:41,820 --> 00:21:43,738
With people that I love…
358
00:21:45,281 --> 00:21:48,200
-I couldn't ask for more.
-Salute.
359
00:21:48,284 --> 00:21:51,287
[JANICE SINGING ROCK SONG]
360
00:22:02,423 --> 00:22:05,260
[SINGING CONTINUES]
361
00:22:13,602 --> 00:22:15,729
['50S ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
362
00:22:17,439 --> 00:22:20,358
[LAUGHING]
363
00:22:20,442 --> 00:22:22,111
Six.
364
00:22:23,445 --> 00:22:25,155
Community Chest.
365
00:22:25,239 --> 00:22:28,033
"Pay hospital $100." Fuck me.
366
00:22:28,117 --> 00:22:30,494
What are you doing? It goes in the bank.
367
00:22:30,578 --> 00:22:32,871
-We play the Free Parking rule.
-What Free Parking rule?
368
00:22:32,955 --> 00:22:35,582
Money from Community Chest
and Chance goes into the middle.
369
00:22:35,666 --> 00:22:37,752
Whoever lands on Free
Parking gets the money.
370
00:22:37,836 --> 00:22:40,379
You show me that in the rules.
371
00:22:40,463 --> 00:22:43,299
Technically it isn't in the rules,
but a lot of people play it that way.
372
00:22:43,383 --> 00:22:45,384
It adds a whole new level
of excitement to the game.
373
00:22:45,468 --> 00:22:47,428
I don't agree with that.
374
00:22:47,512 --> 00:22:49,305
When we were growing up in
our house, this is how we played.
375
00:22:49,389 --> 00:22:52,266
You know, the Parker Brothers
took time to think this all out.
376
00:22:52,350 --> 00:22:54,310
I think we should respect that.
377
00:22:54,394 --> 00:22:57,188
Fuck the Parker Brothers.
Just play the game.
378
00:22:58,565 --> 00:23:00,609
Out of grappa. How about some Rémy?
379
00:23:02,277 --> 00:23:05,738
-9, 10, 11 …
-Yay!
380
00:23:05,822 --> 00:23:08,450
-Fuck.
-Marvin Gardens
381
00:23:08,534 --> 00:23:12,955
with two houses… 360 simoleons.
382
00:23:14,415 --> 00:23:17,918
Don't throw the money
at me. Hand it to me.
383
00:23:18,002 --> 00:23:19,586
I saw that.
384
00:23:19,670 --> 00:23:22,589
-Saw what?
-You just kyped $500 from the bank.
385
00:23:22,673 --> 00:23:24,132
God damn it, Tony!
386
00:23:24,216 --> 00:23:27,052
[IMITATES W.C. FIELDS] I beg
your pardon, my sweet little potato.
387
00:23:27,136 --> 00:23:28,638
You asshole.
388
00:23:33,517 --> 00:23:36,603
-Free Parking, baby.
-This is bullshit.
389
00:23:36,687 --> 00:23:39,566
You take a game of skill and
you make it just about luck.
390
00:23:39,650 --> 00:23:41,568
Are you listening to
this fucking crybaby?
391
00:23:41,652 --> 00:23:43,611
How about I make up my own fucking rules?
392
00:23:43,695 --> 00:23:46,072
How about every time I
land on one of my properties,
393
00:23:46,156 --> 00:23:48,074
I get $100. How about that?
394
00:23:48,158 --> 00:23:49,409
[MOCKING] How about that? How about that?
395
00:23:49,493 --> 00:23:51,286
Whose turn is it, my turn?
396
00:23:51,370 --> 00:23:53,496
It was mine. Okay.
397
00:23:53,580 --> 00:23:55,331
Here's $150.
398
00:23:55,415 --> 00:23:57,667
I want to put a house on Ventnor.
399
00:23:57,751 --> 00:24:00,420
-Daddy!
-[CARMELA GASPS]
400
00:24:00,504 --> 00:24:02,255
She wants to say good night again.
401
00:24:02,339 --> 00:24:05,383
-Aww.
-You gotta go to bed, baby.
402
00:24:05,467 --> 00:24:08,720
Come here, my sweetie.
403
00:24:08,804 --> 00:24:13,475
Yes, so if you go to bed, you know what?
404
00:24:13,559 --> 00:24:17,354
Mommy will give you a
Willy Wonka Laffy Taffy.
405
00:24:17,438 --> 00:24:20,983
-Laffy Taffy!
-Jan, we talked about this.
406
00:24:21,067 --> 00:24:23,819
You tell me the
difference between bribery
407
00:24:23,903 --> 00:24:26,030
and positive reinforcement.
408
00:24:26,114 --> 00:24:28,032
That looked like a bribe to me.
409
00:24:28,116 --> 00:24:30,951
You know what, Uncle
Tony? Butt the fuck out.
410
00:24:31,035 --> 00:24:32,578
In front of the baby.
411
00:24:32,662 --> 00:24:36,207
They're in the kitchen. Night-night.
412
00:24:39,795 --> 00:24:43,131
I could tape you. Send
it to
Parents Magazine.
413
00:24:43,215 --> 00:24:44,174
What's that supposed to mean?
414
00:24:44,258 --> 00:24:46,259
When we were kids, remember?
415
00:24:46,343 --> 00:24:48,303
You tape-recorded me and Barb fighting.
416
00:24:48,387 --> 00:24:50,555
You blackmailed us
for over a fucking month.
417
00:24:50,639 --> 00:24:53,350
-I did no such thing.
-Oh! Yeah, you did.
418
00:24:53,434 --> 00:24:56,728
-You fed him a Milk-Bone.
-You what?
419
00:24:56,812 --> 00:24:59,689
You want to swap family stories, Ton'?
420
00:24:59,773 --> 00:25:02,025
How about the time that Mom and Dad
421
00:25:02,109 --> 00:25:03,985
were coming back from the Copa?
422
00:25:04,069 --> 00:25:05,528
That's enough, Janice.
423
00:25:05,612 --> 00:25:07,197
And Ma's hair…
424
00:25:07,281 --> 00:25:11,160
That never even happened. And
anyway, it's not for public consumption.
425
00:25:11,244 --> 00:25:14,330
-Oh, my God, what?
-They're driving back from Manhattan
426
00:25:14,414 --> 00:25:17,333
with Uncle Jun and his
goomar.
427
00:25:17,417 --> 00:25:19,335
Oh, what was her name, Tony?
428
00:25:19,419 --> 00:25:21,504
-Your ass.
-That's how we heard the story…
429
00:25:21,588 --> 00:25:25,424
Through her. Rose Marie. Anyway,
430
00:25:25,508 --> 00:25:27,093
my father's driving,
431
00:25:27,177 --> 00:25:30,429
and she's ragging on his
ass. You know how she'd get.
432
00:25:30,513 --> 00:25:34,016
He'd been drinking, I guess.
433
00:25:34,100 --> 00:25:37,061
-And he takes out his gun.
-Oh my God.
434
00:25:37,145 --> 00:25:38,980
-Boom!
-Holy shit.
435
00:25:39,064 --> 00:25:40,440
Fucking blew it
436
00:25:40,524 --> 00:25:43,486
right through her beehive hairdo.
437
00:25:46,405 --> 00:25:49,074
I can't believe you
never told me that story.
438
00:25:49,158 --> 00:25:51,118
Yeah, what's the big deal?
439
00:25:51,202 --> 00:25:53,954
'Cause it makes us look like
a fucking dysfunctional family.
440
00:25:54,038 --> 00:25:57,165
-Jesus Christ!
-My turn.
441
00:25:57,249 --> 00:25:59,543
And don't you ever tell the
kids that about their grandfather.
442
00:25:59,627 --> 00:26:01,336
Of course not.
443
00:26:01,420 --> 00:26:03,880
So did you guys look at her
hair? Was there powder burns?
444
00:26:03,964 --> 00:26:06,758
She had it bobbed the next day.
445
00:26:06,842 --> 00:26:08,427
[BOTH LAUGHING]
446
00:26:08,511 --> 00:26:10,930
-Play the game.
-Okay okay.
447
00:26:11,014 --> 00:26:12,724
Doubles.
448
00:26:12,808 --> 00:26:15,518
Ah, one-two-three, four-five-six…
449
00:26:15,602 --> 00:26:16,978
Boardwalk… I own it.
450
00:26:17,062 --> 00:26:18,563
You blew guys under it.
451
00:26:20,065 --> 00:26:21,983
I roll again.
452
00:26:22,067 --> 00:26:23,276
Okay.
453
00:26:23,360 --> 00:26:26,237
"Second prize in a beauty contest.
454
00:26:26,321 --> 00:26:28,406
Collect $10."
455
00:26:28,490 --> 00:26:30,074
Go ahead!
456
00:26:30,158 --> 00:26:31,617
Make your stupid joke.
457
00:26:31,701 --> 00:26:33,536
I got nothing to say.
458
00:26:33,620 --> 00:26:35,955
Think I'll buy a railroad.
459
00:26:36,039 --> 00:26:38,791
A German Shepherd's
shaved asshole won first prize.
460
00:26:38,875 --> 00:26:42,212
Ho… you're talking about my wife.
461
00:26:42,296 --> 00:26:44,590
-You married her.
-This is my home.
462
00:26:44,674 --> 00:26:46,133
No more talking like that.
463
00:26:46,217 --> 00:26:48,635
-It's okay, Bobby.
-Stay outta this.
464
00:26:48,719 --> 00:26:52,557
You Sopranos… You go too far.
465
00:26:57,603 --> 00:27:00,814
All right. You know, Jan, he's right.
466
00:27:00,898 --> 00:27:03,150
I'm sorry.
467
00:27:03,234 --> 00:27:05,152
I crossed the line.
468
00:27:05,236 --> 00:27:07,821
-I apologize. It won't happen again.
-[DICE ROLLING]
469
00:27:07,905 --> 00:27:10,074
My turn… oh fuck, Income Tax.
470
00:27:10,158 --> 00:27:11,958
[TONY SINGING "UNDER THE BOARDWALK"]
471
00:27:20,919 --> 00:27:23,005
…with his schlong in Jan's mouth…
472
00:27:24,298 --> 00:27:26,049
-Oh, Tony!
-Bobby!
473
00:27:26,133 --> 00:27:29,678
[CARMELA AND JANICE SCREAMING]
474
00:27:32,347 --> 00:27:33,599
No, stop!
475
00:27:36,768 --> 00:27:38,270
What are you doing?
476
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:42,859
Stop that now!
477
00:27:47,614 --> 00:27:48,865
[GLASS SHATTERING]
478
00:27:50,116 --> 00:27:51,325
You fuck!
479
00:27:51,409 --> 00:27:52,702
Tony!
480
00:27:54,954 --> 00:27:56,539
Tony! Stop it!
481
00:27:59,042 --> 00:28:00,627
Ow!
482
00:28:06,466 --> 00:28:08,468
Bobby!
483
00:28:14,475 --> 00:28:19,271
What the fuck are you doing? Stop!
484
00:28:19,355 --> 00:28:20,897
Bobby!
485
00:28:20,981 --> 00:28:24,025
Mommy! Mommy!
486
00:28:24,109 --> 00:28:26,059
What do we pay you for? Put her to bed.
487
00:28:28,656 --> 00:28:30,907
-Bobby!
-[NICA CRYING]
488
00:28:30,991 --> 00:28:33,785
Tony… Tony, are you all right?
489
00:28:33,869 --> 00:28:35,579
Oh, Jesus.
490
00:28:35,663 --> 00:28:37,122
[GRUNTING]
491
00:28:37,206 --> 00:28:39,875
Come on… oh.
492
00:28:39,959 --> 00:28:42,377
Bobby… stop.
493
00:28:42,461 --> 00:28:44,172
Stop, you are in no condition.
494
00:28:44,256 --> 00:28:46,508
You'll kill yourself!
495
00:28:49,261 --> 00:28:50,428
Fuck!
496
00:28:50,512 --> 00:28:52,346
[CAR DOOR BEEPING]
497
00:28:52,430 --> 00:28:54,266
[ENGINE REVVING DOWN]
498
00:28:54,391 --> 00:28:56,601
[GASPING]
499
00:28:58,019 --> 00:29:00,605
I'm okay.
500
00:29:00,689 --> 00:29:02,356
Oh, my shoulder is killing me.
501
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:05,067
Jesus-fucking-Christ, Tony.
502
00:29:05,151 --> 00:29:07,153
Is he all right?
503
00:29:07,237 --> 00:29:10,407
Hold it, everybody.
504
00:29:11,866 --> 00:29:14,453
Look, Ton… I'm really sorry.
505
00:29:14,537 --> 00:29:15,829
Bobby, just shut up.
506
00:29:15,913 --> 00:29:18,374
Let's all just go to bed.
507
00:29:33,014 --> 00:29:35,057
I'll go get some ice.
508
00:29:36,892 --> 00:29:39,311
What the fuck were you thinking?
509
00:29:39,395 --> 00:29:41,521
You're my wife. He insulted you.
510
00:29:41,605 --> 00:29:44,609
I'm a big girl. I can
take care of myself.
511
00:29:44,693 --> 00:29:47,278
Oh, God, he is head of the family.
512
00:29:47,362 --> 00:29:50,712
Do you think he's just gonna wake
up tomorrow and forget about this?
513
00:29:57,998 --> 00:29:59,666
[TONY SNORING]
514
00:30:30,740 --> 00:30:32,784
[COUGHING]
515
00:31:02,272 --> 00:31:04,817
[TURNS KNOB]
516
00:31:13,826 --> 00:31:15,411
What the fuck are you doing?
517
00:31:16,996 --> 00:31:20,207
You beat me fair and square.
518
00:31:20,291 --> 00:31:22,794
Come on, let's just…
519
00:31:29,259 --> 00:31:31,386
[RUSTLING OUTSIDE]
520
00:31:35,140 --> 00:31:38,017
[BOTTLES CLINKING]
521
00:31:42,564 --> 00:31:44,190
[GRUNTING]
522
00:31:54,660 --> 00:31:57,997
Well, I hope you're proud of yourself.
523
00:32:06,046 --> 00:32:08,131
How's your shoulder?
524
00:32:08,215 --> 00:32:10,342
-Great.
-Maybe we should have it looked at.
525
00:32:10,426 --> 00:32:12,344
I'm packed. I would like to go.
526
00:32:15,055 --> 00:32:19,352
You were right. You told
me to ease up on the drinking.
527
00:32:20,896 --> 00:32:22,438
You shoulda' insisted.
528
00:32:22,522 --> 00:32:24,065
So now it's my fault?
529
00:32:25,609 --> 00:32:28,737
Go wash your face so we can leave.
530
00:32:38,038 --> 00:32:41,249
I hope you're hungry. I made a frittata.
531
00:32:43,084 --> 00:32:44,836
And Ramos fizzes.
532
00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:47,840
Well, thank you but we
think it'd be better if we left.
533
00:32:47,924 --> 00:32:49,133
Not because of last night?
534
00:32:49,217 --> 00:32:50,801
It's for the best.
535
00:32:50,885 --> 00:32:52,886
Come on, we're family!
536
00:32:52,970 --> 00:32:54,847
Jesus, these things happen.
537
00:32:54,931 --> 00:32:56,849
I really think we'd all
be more comfortable.
538
00:32:56,933 --> 00:32:59,101
We had a little too much to drink,
539
00:32:59,185 --> 00:33:02,855
but no harm done. The
whole thing's already forgotten.
540
00:33:02,939 --> 00:33:06,525
Besides, Tony, we have
that thing later. The Canucks.
541
00:33:06,609 --> 00:33:08,986
It's a sin to waste food.
542
00:33:09,070 --> 00:33:11,405
Well, I don't know.
543
00:33:11,489 --> 00:33:14,158
Here… hair of the dog.
544
00:33:33,929 --> 00:33:37,266
[DOCK BELL CLANGING]
545
00:33:45,524 --> 00:33:47,985
[SIGHS]
546
00:33:56,911 --> 00:34:00,039
[RADIO PLAYING '50S ROCK]
547
00:34:02,166 --> 00:34:05,419
…suicide car bomber
kills two US soldiers…
548
00:34:05,503 --> 00:34:07,588
-[TUNING]
-…west of Baghdad.
549
00:34:07,672 --> 00:34:10,758
That makes five Americans
killed in Iraq over the past two days.
550
00:34:10,842 --> 00:34:12,593
There are more Iraqi deaths,
551
00:34:12,677 --> 00:34:15,429
at least 29 bodies found
scattered around Baghdad today…
552
00:34:15,513 --> 00:34:17,598
Fucking look at him out there.
553
00:34:17,682 --> 00:34:19,601
What?
554
00:34:19,685 --> 00:34:22,604
I've seen that sitting
in the chair thing.
555
00:34:22,688 --> 00:34:25,232
Come on. People sit in chairs.
556
00:34:30,362 --> 00:34:33,281
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACH]
557
00:34:33,365 --> 00:34:34,908
The couple from Verona never came back
558
00:34:34,992 --> 00:34:37,036
to take a second look at the house.
559
00:34:40,539 --> 00:34:43,083
Meadow's staying in
this weekend to study.
560
00:34:45,377 --> 00:34:48,004
Pediatricians aren't the
highest-paid doctors…
561
00:34:48,088 --> 00:34:49,590
That's radiologists.
562
00:34:49,674 --> 00:34:54,179
But still, what a wonderful thing to be.
563
00:34:55,555 --> 00:34:59,058
That fucking throw rug hadn't
been there, would've been
564
00:34:59,142 --> 00:35:01,644
-Bobby on his back, not me.
-What?
565
00:35:01,728 --> 00:35:04,063
I wouldn't have slipped. I
would have kicked his ass.
566
00:35:04,147 --> 00:35:07,233
Jesus Christ, do you think I care?
567
00:35:07,317 --> 00:35:09,777
Oh, you don't, huh?
568
00:35:09,861 --> 00:35:11,320
You were there…
569
00:35:11,404 --> 00:35:14,240
That night in the crowd in
the parking lot at Pizza World,
570
00:35:14,324 --> 00:35:16,409
when I took Dominic Tedesco.
571
00:35:16,493 --> 00:35:18,661
I didn't even know your
name, but I remember
572
00:35:18,745 --> 00:35:21,540
our eyes met, and you were blown away.
573
00:35:21,624 --> 00:35:23,918
I was in fucking high school.
574
00:35:25,878 --> 00:35:29,006
I'm supposed to be turned on by
you beating up your brother-in-law
575
00:35:29,090 --> 00:35:30,841
at your 47th birthday?
576
00:35:30,925 --> 00:35:32,593
How old is Bobby? 42, 43?
577
00:35:32,677 --> 00:35:34,886
You think those four years
don't make a difference?
578
00:35:34,970 --> 00:35:36,972
You had it coming.
579
00:35:37,056 --> 00:35:39,224
You get away with murder
because you're his boss.
580
00:35:39,308 --> 00:35:40,851
Oh, really?
581
00:35:40,935 --> 00:35:43,520
And how about the fact he wouldn't
be living in that fucking mansion
582
00:35:43,604 --> 00:35:45,480
if it wasn't for me?
583
00:35:45,564 --> 00:35:48,609
I had to sacrifice my entire
friendship with Johnny Sack
584
00:35:48,693 --> 00:35:50,569
to get him and Janice that house.
585
00:35:51,780 --> 00:35:53,531
Funny how everybody forgets that, huh?
586
00:35:53,615 --> 00:35:55,533
They are grateful, Tony.
587
00:35:55,617 --> 00:35:57,702
Jesus…!
588
00:35:57,786 --> 00:36:00,371
You know, you and your sister,
you are emotionally blocked.
589
00:36:00,455 --> 00:36:03,499
I'm old, Carm.
590
00:36:03,583 --> 00:36:05,877
And my body has suffered a trauma
591
00:36:05,961 --> 00:36:08,630
that it will probably
never fully recover from,
592
00:36:08,714 --> 00:36:11,424
so why don't we just face the facts?
593
00:36:11,508 --> 00:36:12,759
[GROANS]
594
00:36:13,802 --> 00:36:15,846
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
595
00:36:18,598 --> 00:36:20,475
-Yeah?
-Hey, T, it's me.
596
00:36:20,559 --> 00:36:22,959
Just wanted to wish you
a belated happy birthday.
597
00:36:29,193 --> 00:36:32,196
[NICA AND MERCEDES SINGING]
598
00:36:39,245 --> 00:36:40,455
[CAR TRUNK SLAMS]
599
00:36:48,838 --> 00:36:50,422
We had a scare last summer.
600
00:36:50,506 --> 00:36:53,051
Guy down the road was fishing,
thought he caught a snakehead.
601
00:36:53,135 --> 00:36:54,094
Yuck.
602
00:36:54,178 --> 00:36:56,137
Thankfully, it was only a bowfin.
603
00:36:56,221 --> 00:36:58,264
-What's a snakehead?
-It's this horrible, ugly fish…
604
00:36:58,348 --> 00:36:59,974
Tell you something, Bobby.
605
00:37:00,058 --> 00:37:01,726
We had this little tussle a year ago,
606
00:37:01,810 --> 00:37:04,521
before my injury… This again?
607
00:37:06,148 --> 00:37:08,274
Ton', I think everyone here knows
608
00:37:08,358 --> 00:37:09,693
you were at a disadvantage.
609
00:37:09,777 --> 00:37:11,528
I don't want to take
nothin' away from you,
610
00:37:11,612 --> 00:37:15,615
but… sucker punch is a sucker punch.
611
00:37:15,699 --> 00:37:17,117
So then it wasn't fair and square?
612
00:37:17,201 --> 00:37:18,451
I mean, make up your mind.
613
00:37:18,535 --> 00:37:20,287
I think we both know what's what.
614
00:37:21,705 --> 00:37:24,459
But forget about it. I have.
615
00:37:28,588 --> 00:37:30,798
Come on, Bobby, let's go.
616
00:37:30,882 --> 00:37:32,466
Where are you two going?
617
00:37:32,550 --> 00:37:34,427
Play some golf with some people.
618
00:37:34,511 --> 00:37:35,803
Oh, right.
619
00:37:35,887 --> 00:37:37,638
Why don't you just
hit a few into the lake?
620
00:37:37,722 --> 00:37:39,557
Bobby, come on.
621
00:37:48,107 --> 00:37:50,484
You okay?
622
00:37:50,568 --> 00:37:52,821
Could turn the air on.
623
00:37:52,905 --> 00:37:54,740
I'm good.
624
00:37:54,824 --> 00:37:58,035
Just I should have taken
a leak before we left.
625
00:38:00,246 --> 00:38:02,873
[TIRES SCREECH]
626
00:38:10,089 --> 00:38:11,173
[GIGGLING]
627
00:38:11,257 --> 00:38:14,009
Oh, honey, look at you go!
628
00:38:14,093 --> 00:38:17,137
Mercedes, you didn't tell me
that you were taking her in the lake.
629
00:38:17,221 --> 00:38:18,388
I'm watching her, Miss Janice.
630
00:38:18,472 --> 00:38:19,848
You're supposed to tell me
631
00:38:19,932 --> 00:38:21,349
whenever you take her in the lake.
632
00:38:21,433 --> 00:38:22,517
It's all right. I'm here, too.
633
00:38:22,601 --> 00:38:24,103
I don't want Nica going in the lake
634
00:38:24,187 --> 00:38:25,772
without my knowing.
635
00:38:25,856 --> 00:38:27,148
[SIGHS]
636
00:38:27,232 --> 00:38:29,282
Come on, you've been
in there long enough.
637
00:38:31,111 --> 00:38:33,362
Nica, did you hear
me? I'm talking to you.
638
00:38:33,446 --> 00:38:34,530
No!
639
00:38:34,614 --> 00:38:37,074
-What did you say?
-[SCREECHES]
640
00:38:37,158 --> 00:38:38,659
Nica, come over here.
641
00:38:38,743 --> 00:38:40,620
-No.
-Don't tell me no.
642
00:38:40,704 --> 00:38:43,290
Don't you ever tell me no!
643
00:38:44,958 --> 00:38:47,043
-Mad.
-You're not mad.
644
00:38:47,127 --> 00:38:49,170
You have no right to feel mad.
645
00:38:49,254 --> 00:38:51,589
-I'll give you something to be mad about.
-[NICA CRYING]
646
00:38:51,673 --> 00:38:53,257
Take her to the house,
647
00:38:53,341 --> 00:38:55,219
and put her to bed now.
648
00:38:55,303 --> 00:38:57,096
[CRYING]
649
00:38:59,807 --> 00:39:02,559
She's never spoken to
me like that before… never.
650
00:39:02,643 --> 00:39:05,395
-Probably needs that nap.
-That fucking Bobby Jr,
651
00:39:05,479 --> 00:39:07,523
he's going through his
goddamn adolescence.
652
00:39:07,607 --> 00:39:09,307
He's nothing but lip and attitude.
653
00:39:10,318 --> 00:39:11,693
She's imitating.
654
00:39:11,777 --> 00:39:13,427
She's got that pitch-perfect ear.
655
00:39:15,948 --> 00:39:17,950
I'm a little hyper today.
656
00:39:18,034 --> 00:39:19,993
Maybe it's these estrogen pills.
657
00:39:20,077 --> 00:39:21,877
Well, if you're as hungover as I am…
658
00:39:31,882 --> 00:39:34,592
That was some story you told, though.
659
00:39:34,676 --> 00:39:35,927
[LAUGHS]
660
00:39:36,011 --> 00:39:38,263
My dad and the gun?
661
00:39:38,347 --> 00:39:41,516
That alone was worth
the price of admission.
662
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:45,604
Oh, he was
Nabolidan' to his core, boy.
663
00:39:52,319 --> 00:39:54,029
Mmm.
664
00:39:58,201 --> 00:40:00,619
I had this boyfriend once…
665
00:40:00,703 --> 00:40:03,664
One night he hit me.
666
00:40:03,748 --> 00:40:05,791
Boy oh boy, I blew my lid.
667
00:40:05,875 --> 00:40:08,294
I completely exploded.
668
00:40:09,754 --> 00:40:11,964
I'm more like my dad.
669
00:40:12,048 --> 00:40:13,173
Than who?
670
00:40:13,257 --> 00:40:16,260
Tony, for example.
671
00:40:16,344 --> 00:40:19,138
So, what are you saying?
He's more like your mother?
672
00:40:19,222 --> 00:40:20,264
No.
673
00:40:20,348 --> 00:40:23,267
Listen, he's got that temper too.
674
00:40:29,149 --> 00:40:31,484
In the end he went his separate way.
675
00:40:31,568 --> 00:40:33,111
Who?
676
00:40:33,195 --> 00:40:35,364
My boyfriend.
677
00:40:36,407 --> 00:40:38,491
I'm not proud of it, though.
678
00:40:38,575 --> 00:40:40,827
Sounds like he deserved it.
679
00:40:40,911 --> 00:40:43,163
[MOTORBOAT PASSING]
680
00:40:46,917 --> 00:40:48,418
My mother, though,
681
00:40:48,502 --> 00:40:51,004
she could lay out in the
weeds for days, years,
682
00:40:51,088 --> 00:40:52,339
waiting to strike.
683
00:40:52,423 --> 00:40:55,258
That verbal diarrhea,
684
00:40:55,342 --> 00:40:57,553
when you got something in
that head of yours, Janice,
685
00:40:57,637 --> 00:41:00,097
you give yourself away. What
are you saying about my husband?
686
00:41:00,181 --> 00:41:01,474
What… what did I say?
687
00:41:01,558 --> 00:41:03,434
I don't know what goes on in your house,
688
00:41:03,518 --> 00:41:07,980
but for your information, Tony has
never raised his hand to his children.
689
00:41:08,064 --> 00:41:09,607
Nothing goes on in my house.
690
00:41:09,691 --> 00:41:12,527
-Or to me.
-Fine.
691
00:41:16,448 --> 00:41:18,032
But you know what, I take that back.
692
00:41:18,116 --> 00:41:22,036
Once he slapped AJ, and
he felt horrible about it…
693
00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:23,371
For days.
694
00:41:25,290 --> 00:41:27,709
Bobby took advantage of him last night
695
00:41:27,793 --> 00:41:29,378
when Tony had had too much to drink.
696
00:41:29,462 --> 00:41:32,256
There is no excuse for the
way Bobby blindsided him.
697
00:41:36,510 --> 00:41:39,680
Tony is not a vindictive man.
698
00:41:44,101 --> 00:41:45,978
What did I say?
699
00:41:47,813 --> 00:41:49,732
[SCREEN DOOR OPENS]
700
00:41:55,613 --> 00:41:58,700
-[MUSIC PLAYING]
-[BILLIARD BALLS STRIKING]
701
00:42:01,495 --> 00:42:04,414
You had a pretty good
success with the Lipitor, right?
702
00:42:04,498 --> 00:42:08,376
Well, at this moment we
could also sell to you Fosamax.
703
00:42:08,460 --> 00:42:11,254
Medication for…
704
00:42:11,338 --> 00:42:14,424
Osteo… Osteporose, you know,
for the women, their bones.
705
00:42:14,508 --> 00:42:17,260
Now, one month's supply of Fosamax,
706
00:42:17,344 --> 00:42:19,220
four pilules… pills,
707
00:42:19,304 --> 00:42:22,640
sells for $70 US from the pharmacy.
708
00:42:22,724 --> 00:42:26,936
We sell four pills to you for $10 US.
709
00:42:27,020 --> 00:42:28,981
-What, are they counterfeit?
-No no no.
710
00:42:29,065 --> 00:42:31,608
They're true. They're
from Assurance Maladie,
711
00:42:31,692 --> 00:42:35,237
but expiree… like, old.
712
00:42:35,321 --> 00:42:37,532
Change the date, nobody knows.
713
00:42:41,035 --> 00:42:44,788
How much… Fosamax can you get?
714
00:42:44,872 --> 00:42:48,250
20,000 pills every three months.
715
00:42:48,334 --> 00:42:50,627
There some way we could
get you to lower your price?
716
00:42:50,711 --> 00:42:52,129
You already make a big profit.
717
00:42:52,213 --> 00:42:53,547
That's a good deal.
718
00:42:53,631 --> 00:42:56,050
And we'll give you the first
pills in one week, Monday.
719
00:42:56,134 --> 00:42:58,929
[SPEAKING FRENCH]
720
00:43:00,514 --> 00:43:02,307
What?
721
00:43:02,391 --> 00:43:05,143
I cannot come the week next
722
00:43:05,227 --> 00:43:08,063
because
ma soeur… my sister,
723
00:43:08,147 --> 00:43:09,981
she has problems in the court.
724
00:43:10,065 --> 00:43:11,316
She got a good lawyer?
725
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:12,817
Makes all the difference.
726
00:43:12,901 --> 00:43:15,945
Her old husband, he wants to
take the child they have together
727
00:43:16,029 --> 00:43:18,406
to Winnipeg, because he's
some drummer over there.
728
00:43:18,490 --> 00:43:20,825
-Can you believe this?
-She never see her son.
729
00:43:20,909 --> 00:43:23,328
Separate a child from his mother?
730
00:43:23,412 --> 00:43:25,830
I mean, what kind of person does this?
731
00:43:25,914 --> 00:43:29,543
I would give anything to be,
you know,
debarasse of this shit.
732
00:43:29,627 --> 00:43:31,670
To have him gone from her life…
733
00:43:31,754 --> 00:43:33,631
That's tough talk, bon ami.
734
00:43:33,715 --> 00:43:36,342
I'm really serious.
735
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:39,762
I tell you what:
736
00:43:39,846 --> 00:43:42,598
you knock your price down to 35 grande
737
00:43:42,682 --> 00:43:46,185
and we'll see what we can do about
making your sister's custody problem…
738
00:43:46,269 --> 00:43:47,729
Go away.
739
00:43:49,606 --> 00:43:51,690
And I'm not talking
about a lawyer, either.
740
00:43:51,774 --> 00:43:53,692
Now, who does this?
741
00:43:53,776 --> 00:43:55,903
You pay to some drug addict?
742
00:43:55,987 --> 00:43:58,280
No, somebody reliable.
743
00:43:58,364 --> 00:44:00,992
[SPEAKS FRENCH]
744
00:44:01,076 --> 00:44:03,537
We got to talk.
745
00:44:06,582 --> 00:44:09,960
You'll take care of this, right?
746
00:44:13,797 --> 00:44:15,591
Sure.
747
00:44:16,675 --> 00:44:18,469
No bow and arrows now.
748
00:44:25,768 --> 00:44:27,895
-Ooh.
-[HONKING]
749
00:44:32,192 --> 00:44:33,818
Nice, huh?
750
00:44:50,377 --> 00:44:52,420
Bobby… [LAUGHS]
751
00:44:52,504 --> 00:44:54,630
Hi, hi.
752
00:44:54,714 --> 00:44:56,674
Mwah!
753
00:44:56,758 --> 00:44:57,925
Oh, how was the game?
754
00:44:58,009 --> 00:44:59,720
Oh, you know, he held his own, but…
755
00:44:59,804 --> 00:45:01,263
Must have been the new clubs.
756
00:45:01,347 --> 00:45:03,098
-Yeah.
-Do you want to eat something?
757
00:45:03,182 --> 00:45:05,976
No no, I figure we should hit the road,
758
00:45:06,060 --> 00:45:07,728
beat the traffic.
759
00:45:07,812 --> 00:45:09,188
Okay.
760
00:45:15,027 --> 00:45:17,530
You let him win. Smart.
761
00:45:23,995 --> 00:45:25,538
Drive carefully.
762
00:45:27,039 --> 00:45:29,291
Here.
763
00:45:29,375 --> 00:45:31,461
Thanks again for my present.
764
00:45:31,545 --> 00:45:34,672
Oh, wait till you see the shots
of Aunt Gemma from the '60s.
765
00:45:34,756 --> 00:45:37,342
You forget what a beauty
she was before the steroids.
766
00:45:37,426 --> 00:45:39,802
-Bobby, you're a wonderful host.
-It was our pleasure.
767
00:45:39,886 --> 00:45:42,430
Goodbye. When Nica wakes up from her nap,
768
00:45:42,514 --> 00:45:44,140
give her a belly smooch from us.
769
00:45:44,224 --> 00:45:46,393
Okay. Bye.
770
00:45:55,319 --> 00:45:57,279
[HONKS HORN]
771
00:46:00,574 --> 00:46:03,244
He broke your balls
about the fight, didn't he?
772
00:46:05,246 --> 00:46:06,872
No, he didn't.
773
00:46:06,956 --> 00:46:08,708
[ZIPPING]
774
00:46:12,754 --> 00:46:14,546
Bobby?
775
00:46:14,630 --> 00:46:15,923
Where are you going?
776
00:46:16,007 --> 00:46:17,508
-It's business, Jan.
-Now?
777
00:46:17,592 --> 00:46:19,635
-Yeah.
-Well, when are you coming back?
778
00:46:19,719 --> 00:46:21,220
I'm not sure. A couple days.
779
00:46:21,304 --> 00:46:23,555
A couple of days? The
Salernos are coming tomorrow.
780
00:46:23,639 --> 00:46:25,432
Stop fucking nagging me.
781
00:46:25,516 --> 00:46:27,769
I'll be back as soon as I can.
782
00:46:31,190 --> 00:46:34,318
[INDISTINCT FRENCH RADIO]
783
00:46:44,495 --> 00:46:47,623
[OBJECTS TUMBLING]
784
00:46:49,333 --> 00:46:51,752
-Allo, Natalie.
-Salute.
785
00:47:11,940 --> 00:47:16,361
-[BULLET TUMBLING]
-[COUGHING]
786
00:47:41,679 --> 00:47:43,848
[NO SOUND]
787
00:47:49,937 --> 00:47:51,522
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
788
00:47:53,983 --> 00:47:55,233
Yeah?
789
00:47:55,317 --> 00:47:57,152
Some news about this gun charge:
790
00:47:57,236 --> 00:47:59,654
-it's not going away.
-You said they dropped it.
791
00:47:59,738 --> 00:48:02,784
Essex County did, but now
looks like the feds took it over.
792
00:48:02,868 --> 00:48:04,118
Fuck.
793
00:48:04,202 --> 00:48:06,788
What happened to "It's
a piece-of-shit case"?
794
00:48:06,872 --> 00:48:09,082
It is. Un-winnable.
795
00:48:09,166 --> 00:48:12,126
But fold it into a RICO,
it adds a predicate.
796
00:48:12,210 --> 00:48:14,712
Good news is if they had what they needed
797
00:48:14,796 --> 00:48:17,465
we'd be having this
conversation through glass.
798
00:48:17,549 --> 00:48:19,593
I gotta go.
799
00:48:58,925 --> 00:49:02,428
['50S ROCK PLAYING]
800
00:49:02,512 --> 00:49:04,264
Girls, let's do the tea now.
801
00:49:06,433 --> 00:49:08,435
Pour a little for Jamie too.
802
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:16,276
-Bobby, finally!
-Hey, Bobby.
803
00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:17,903
Daddy!
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