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Welcome to sexy urban legend

I swear is the truth

I'm Tony

And

Gladly later lies down to defend

Spring break

Yes

Nothing beats the jiggle Fest that is spring break

It is a veritable flesh

A cardinal Caravan

Places where the weather is hot and the women are

Show begins our

Who's the local boredom

Bleach her to participate in the greatest of spring break traditions

The wet t-shirt contest

It's down to the final two girls

There's a brunette

The competition is stiff and so is

The jackets are matching panties he knows

Play Congratulations

Not only is this not the most romantic spot

When is Buddy's catch

The next night

Jack drags Diane New Republic men's room for some stall sex

So Jack knows how to shut her up

Of course

Diane knows when she gets or

By the time Jack's ready to take the plunge

Diane rides him like a f****** Bronco as they bang away in the star

Sure enough they're Rumpke gets interrupted

Some guy comes in to take a piss

And being only a few feet away Jack and Diane struggle to stay quiet

Piss boy keeps pissing

Anyway Shakespeare

The last thing they need is for this guy to get pee

But no worries

He finally manages to drain his vein

That zips up and walks out

Tell me about a man and Jack's getting a little fed up with these public displays of affection

What about her place

She lives with her

Jack suggests the park Diane gets out of weird

Seems their stories of frolicking couples getting murdered their night

Maniac of the wood

For a little love and under the stars I hope she likes standing in her box

The park is Desert

So they have no problem finding a private

Dude I'm pitching one right now just thinking about it

Anyway

These two are finally found a peaceful place for pleasure

Maniac or nomani

Taking his time

Things are going great

But there's a slight problem

They aren't exactly alone

Strangers approaching in the middle of the night can only mean bad

But instead of the maniac it's a deputy sheriff

Is it illegal

I wouldn't exactly call this an open and shut case

What's pussy pleads their case

Can telling body of evidence

Jack bounces out of the tent pulling on his clothes

Jack can't believe Diane is actually cooperating with the author

Copulating you mean

Tell me about The Slammer

Are sheriff is seen enough

But it's not the deputies behavior that makes him step forward

Exactly

This police department has a policy

The man with the biggest nightstick takes the final swing

Only there's a problem

Busted

You did not just ask me that I'm kidding

Shuffle the sheriff more

So what about the maniac of the Woods

Guaranteed to double your pleasure I call it

Double Trouble

It's about

Very hot girls

Also share the same job dancing and an exotic Cabaret

These two put the art in party and they danced together work in the crowd

There's nothing like a thriving family business is there throbbing is more like it

Then it's time to take a bow and show

I appreciation can you say a while

Especially one fat cat who takes a fancy to Kelly

And again they make the switch

You got a problem with that

Is the more the merrier

Exactly

It's too late

He's hooked

Pardon my ngore

Where is the legend in

You have no patience

Don't you know the finest things always take time

Tell me something about chicks that I don't know

They have a sensitive

That involves your boyfriend

He's the only thing that makes Kelly and Shelly different

These two start each day right with the nutritious breakfast in bed

Do you like swinging by the club just to keep her on her toes but there's also a great side benefit

Sometimes Shelly joins in

Excellent a toofer for the double meat twins

Of course Lance has a dilemma

Two sisters

And in all this excitement it's hard to tell who's who but sadly this is as far as it goes

Kelly wants Lance all to herself

My pussy

What

Sing Shelly's got a secret lover of her own

Add a man like Lance

Shelly manages to get the job done

Nothing beats the human vibrator

Instead

She's so

Shelley stumbles home drunk

Precisely

And wouldn't you know it

Lance walks in moments later

He sees a very hot ass pointed his way

When he hears moaning

He knows he struck gold

Someone else walks in the room

Lance free

Steel balls deep and Shelly

Looks like this was all just a harmless drunken mist

Put just in case

Kelly wants to make sure it never happens again

Seems there are some things Kelly won't share after all

Whoa

Let's talk about twins any twins

How about those drinks that's what I'm talking about okay well that's all we have time for this episode of