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Welcome to sexy urban legend
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I swear is the truth
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I'm Tony
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And
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Gladly later lies down to defend
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Spring break
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Yes
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Nothing beats the jiggle Fest that is spring break
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It is a veritable flesh
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A cardinal Caravan
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Places where the weather is hot and the women are
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Show begins our
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Who's the local boredom
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Bleach her to participate in the greatest of spring break traditions
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The wet t-shirt contest
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It's down to the final two girls
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There's a brunette
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The competition is stiff and so is
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The jackets are matching panties he knows
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Play Congratulations
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Not only is this not the most romantic spot
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When is Buddy's catch
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The next night
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Jack drags Diane New Republic men's room for some stall sex
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So Jack knows how to shut her up
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Of course
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Diane knows when she gets or
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By the time Jack's ready to take the plunge
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Diane rides him like a f****** Bronco as they bang away in the star
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Sure enough they're Rumpke gets interrupted
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Some guy comes in to take a piss
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And being only a few feet away Jack and Diane struggle to stay quiet
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Piss boy keeps pissing
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Anyway Shakespeare
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The last thing they need is for this guy to get pee
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But no worries
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He finally manages to drain his vein
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That zips up and walks out
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Tell me about a man and Jack's getting a little fed up with these public displays of affection
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What about her place
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She lives with her
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Jack suggests the park Diane gets out of weird
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Seems their stories of frolicking couples getting murdered their night
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Maniac of the wood
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For a little love and under the stars I hope she likes standing in her box
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The park is Desert
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So they have no problem finding a private
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Dude I'm pitching one right now just thinking about it
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Anyway
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These two are finally found a peaceful place for pleasure
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Maniac or nomani
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Taking his time
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Things are going great
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But there's a slight problem
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They aren't exactly alone
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Strangers approaching in the middle of the night can only mean bad
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But instead of the maniac it's a deputy sheriff
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Is it illegal
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I wouldn't exactly call this an open and shut case
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What's pussy pleads their case
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Can telling body of evidence
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Jack bounces out of the tent pulling on his clothes
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Jack can't believe Diane is actually cooperating with the author
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Copulating you mean
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Tell me about The Slammer
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Are sheriff is seen enough
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But it's not the deputies behavior that makes him step forward
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Exactly
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This police department has a policy
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The man with the biggest nightstick takes the final swing
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Only there's a problem
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Busted
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You did not just ask me that I'm kidding
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Shuffle the sheriff more
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So what about the maniac of the Woods
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Guaranteed to double your pleasure I call it
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Double Trouble
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It's about
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Very hot girls
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Also share the same job dancing and an exotic Cabaret
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These two put the art in party and they danced together work in the crowd
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There's nothing like a thriving family business is there throbbing is more like it
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Then it's time to take a bow and show
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I appreciation can you say a while
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Especially one fat cat who takes a fancy to Kelly
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And again they make the switch
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You got a problem with that
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Is the more the merrier
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Exactly
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It's too late
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He's hooked
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Pardon my ngore
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Where is the legend in
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You have no patience
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Don't you know the finest things always take time
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Tell me something about chicks that I don't know
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They have a sensitive
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That involves your boyfriend
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He's the only thing that makes Kelly and Shelly different
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These two start each day right with the nutritious breakfast in bed
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Do you like swinging by the club just to keep her on her toes but there's also a great side benefit
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Sometimes Shelly joins in
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Excellent a toofer for the double meat twins
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Of course Lance has a dilemma
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Two sisters
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And in all this excitement it's hard to tell who's who but sadly this is as far as it goes
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Kelly wants Lance all to herself
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My pussy
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What
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Sing Shelly's got a secret lover of her own
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Add a man like Lance
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Shelly manages to get the job done
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Nothing beats the human vibrator
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Instead
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She's so
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Shelley stumbles home drunk
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Precisely
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And wouldn't you know it
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Lance walks in moments later
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He sees a very hot ass pointed his way
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When he hears moaning
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He knows he struck gold
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Someone else walks in the room
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Lance free
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Steel balls deep and Shelly
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Looks like this was all just a harmless drunken mist
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Put just in case
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Kelly wants to make sure it never happens again
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Seems there are some things Kelly won't share after all
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Whoa
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Let's talk about twins any twins
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How about those drinks that's what I'm talking about okay well that's all we have time for this episode of
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