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鹰峰高岭是这所学校的神
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(第一学期期末考试 上位者顺位表)
(第1名 鹰峰高岭)
(第2名 新山顺次)
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学业, 运动都是第一
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甚至在一年级时就当选学生会长
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有着领袖的气质
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若拿阶级金字塔来比喻的话
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她是超越了塔顶的唯一存在
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也就是神
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另一方面, 我…
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白田孝志是…
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啊抱歉, 白田
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借了你的座位坐, 你要坐吗?
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啊, 没事, 没关系, 你坐吧
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座位能被有效活用才是它的幸福
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不论是学业还是运动都是吊车尾
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不仅没什么朋友, 也没什么存在感
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拿去对比都觉得好笑
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我和会长可以说是天壤之别
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云泥之差
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要说唯一的共同点
那就是我们小学, 初中, 高中都是同校
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说是这么说, 但会长她以前就是神童
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跟笨手笨脚的我也没什么特别的交流机会
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在我的视角来看, 会长就是比云还高的存在
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想跟她拉好关系, 或是想要有这之上的想法
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我是连想都不敢想
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翻译：掉打入添(bilibili UID: 19731340)
时轴：Crunchyroll
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直到这时为止…
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这样的我, 没想到会和会长…
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变成这么特别的关系, 我是完全没有办法想象的
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(成为我的衣柜吧。)
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下一堂课是…
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啊, 数学考试的成绩要公布了啊
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肯定又是不及格吧
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是谁啊?
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除了上课以外, 这里应该是禁止进入的吧?
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会长?
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为什么会长会来这里?
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换…换衣服!?
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为什么我理所当然地看她啊, 笨蛋
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这样不就是偷窥了吗!?
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就算是会长的换衣服现场
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就算是学校第一美少女的的换衣服现场
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作为一个人, 偷窥是不可取的!
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不可以看, 不可以看, 不可以看, 不可以…
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没穿胸罩?
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是忘了穿吗?
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不, 会长怎么可能会犯这种失误
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不不不不, 比起这个…
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看…看到了!
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会长的…校内第一美女的…
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奶子!
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明明是作为一个人不可取的行为!
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但我还是看了!
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不过, 为什么会长会在那种地方换衣服?
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而且, 还没有穿胸罩
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把胸罩…
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回到座位上
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我要发回考卷了
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伊藤
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王寺
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木村
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白田
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铃木
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副岛
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太好了!
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第一次考到这么高分
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- 下一个, 鹰峰
- 姑且只有一科不及格
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- 是
- 姑且只有一科不及格
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真稀奇啊, 鹰峰你竟然没拿到满分
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好稀奇呢
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会长也会有失误的时候啊
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确实很稀奇
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应该说
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她入学以来从未拿过100分以外的传说就这么被打断了
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这可不是什么小事呢
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不好意思
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会不会是分数打错了?
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很遗憾
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并没有打错分数
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不过, 人有失足…
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是这样吗?
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诶?
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屁…屁股!?
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会长的屁股!?
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感觉好柔软啊
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不, 不是这个!
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为什么在教室里露出屁股!?
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白田, 白田!
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诶, 奇怪?
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屁股呢!?
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过来拿考卷
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考卷?
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刚刚不是…
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咦?
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怎么了, 我是睡迷糊了吗?
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也是啊
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我怎么可能能拿到52这种高分, 一定是梦
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- 不是梦?
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- 铃木
- 不是梦?
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- 叫什么来着?
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- 副岛
- 叫什么来着?
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既视感?
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曽宮
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也就是说, 接下来是会长拿98分
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下一个
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不愧是你, 鹰峰
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这次也是满分
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诶!?
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果然很奇怪, 这不是梦也不是既视感
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会长但是确实是拿98分的
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还有…
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还…还有那个也是, 真实到一点也不像是在作梦
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仔细一想的话
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在那种地方换衣服这件事本身就很奇怪
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今天发生了奇怪的事, 发生了不可思议的事
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我是这么觉得的
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虽然常说眼不见为净
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但我无论如何, 都很在意!
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(学生会室)
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请进
(学生会室)
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我打扰了!
(学生会室)
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(学生会室)
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哎呀, 白田同学
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有什么事吗?
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啊, 那个…
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我知道我等下要说的话会很奇怪
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会长你数学的成绩
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我刚才看到的好像是98分才对…
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这件事…
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你有告诉过其他人吗?
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啊…没, 我没跟其他人说
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是吗? 被你看到了呢
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我真是太大意了, 竟然没注意到
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不是, 与其说是看到
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不如说, 我感觉听到…
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我不是说考试的事
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你看到了对吧?
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看到了我的胸部, 在体育用品室
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《请穿上内衣吧，鹰峰同学》
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你看到了对吧?
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看到了我的胸部, 在体育用品室
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我偷窥她被她发现了!?
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呃, 不, 那是…
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嘛, 无所谓
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就算逼问你也无济于事
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来说点有实际意义的话吧
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你随便坐吧
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饮料的话, 矿泉水可以吗?
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啊, 可以
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"有实际意义的话"是指什么意思?
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是决定惩罚的轻重?
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难不成, 是要叫我停学?
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抱歉!
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有溅到你吗?
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我马上擦干净!
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你为什么那么慌张啊?
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我都说了不会痛斥你的
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不, 这是个好机会
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你好好看清楚了
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咦!?
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你…你在做什么!?
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白田同学
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白田同学?
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咦?
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听到我说话了吗?
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啊, 是, 非常抱歉
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咦, 奇怪?
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为什么你会湿掉?
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什么为什么啊
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不是你弄湿的吗?
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诶, 但是, 奇怪?
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好了, 别再那边发呆了, 帮我擦干净吧
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不然就要感冒了
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特别是胸部这里
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被撒上很多呢
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要重点帮我擦这里
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啊, 是
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会长的奶子
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这是怎么回事?
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今天是我的死期吗?
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话说回来, 除了我的身体湿掉以外, 有没有发现到什么?
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什么, 发现什么!?
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除了打翻水, 我还做了什么?
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太迟钝了
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你看
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是这个哦
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这个触感的话, 你应该察觉到了吧?
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来, 将你察觉到的事说出来
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感觉…很柔软…
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答错了!
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观察力为0呢
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嘛, 毕竟是揉到了校内第一美少女的胸部
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会失去思考能力也是情有可原的
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咦, 会长?
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正确答案是…
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除了被水弄湿以外…
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刚刚还穿在身上的胸罩不见了
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就是这么回事
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咦? 确实刚刚还穿着胸罩的
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说白了, 这就是我的"能力"
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"尚未触碰污秽之少女"
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"Eternal Virgin Road"
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只要将内衣脱下, 就能将发生过的事变成没有发生过
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啊? 咦? 能力?
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正如你看到的一样
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当我脱掉胸罩后
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就可以变成"我没有避开被水溅到"这回事
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那个, 我不是很懂…
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我知道你想问什么
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"脱掉的胸罩去哪里了?"
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"为什么只有你会记得我做过这些事?"
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是这两个问题对吧?
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不是, 我并没有要问那么具体的问题
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首先是第一个
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为了发动能力, 脱掉的内衣会被消灭
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就是字面意思, 会消失不见
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然后第二个问题的解答, 那就是…
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这个哦
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看到我胸部的人, 会记得那些"曾经发生过的事"
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这样你听懂了吗?
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我什么都听不进去!
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我知道你想说什么, 你想问下个问题对吧?
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是"为什么我会拥有这种能力?"对吧?
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不, 都说了我没有想要问那么具体的问题
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那是因为我是最适合"第一"的
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啊, 什么?
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学习运动毫无疑问, 学年第一
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另外还担任学生中的顶点
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"学生会长"一职
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再加上这美丽的相貌, 均衡的肉体
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无论在哪个方面都是第一
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没错吧?
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不是, 会长, 差不多该把胸部…
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当然为了第一
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我也是从没放弃过努力
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不过呢…
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就算我这么努力又有才能
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也会出现一点小小的失误的
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虽然对于人生九成都在失误的白田同学来说
应该是无法想象的
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咦, 好过分!
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会…会长说的话, 我连一半都没办法理解
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原来会长是很"那样"的人吗?
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发现这个"能力"的时候
我犯了个小错误, 就是在那个瞬间
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那是我小学五年级的时候
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怎么开始回忆了!?
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当时的我
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已经是在学习运动上
全方位压制其他人的优秀学生了
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那是当年运动会的时候
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团队接力赛跑时…
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我本应该跑在最前面夺下冠军的
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但是开跑前吃的便当有点变质了
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结果因为肚子痛没办法发挥全力
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结果只拿到第二名
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我当时觉得"这种事不可能发生的!"
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而因为那份耻辱感, 害我当场失禁
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小五了还尿裤子
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能在小五就有如此的上进心我…
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真不愧是神童
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你是这么评价的吗? 刚刚那段回忆
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然后当我脱下内裤后
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你应该也猜到了吧?
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当我意识到的时候, 我已经拿着第一名的旗子了
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也因为"脱下内裤"这个行为
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也让"吃下便当"这件事变成没有发生过
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也就是说
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这个"能力", 是为了让天生就该成为第一名的我
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能够永远当第一名
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而必然被我发现的哦
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你懂了吗?
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不, 我还是完全不懂!
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话说会长, 已经不是"那样"的程度了
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是"最好不要扯上关系的人"的程度
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话又说回来, 你知道我为什么
会跟白田同学你这样的凡人说这些吗
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不, 为什么?
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每次我使用"能力", 内衣就会消失
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也就是说, 我必须随时做好换衣服的准备
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也必须时刻带着备用的内衣裤
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而且换衣服时还会有被偷窥的危险
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就像某个人一样
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呃, 那…那是因为…
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所以我有个提案
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你来当我专用的衣柜吧
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随时把我的内衣裤带在身上, 跟我一起行动
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不管在哪里都要支援我换衣服
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这是只有理解我"能力"的白田同学才能胜任的工作哦
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怎么样?
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这主意不错吧?
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你这不是要我当奴隶吗!?
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而且对我又没什么好处
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好处? 不是有吗?
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平淡无奇, 缺乏存在价值的你
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能够成为"我的衣柜"这个无可取代的地位哦
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很光荣吧?
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你这话是有带着善意的吗?
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不能再陪她闹了
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那个, 不好意思, 我要回去了
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我已经被搞糊涂了
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等等
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你的意思是不愿意当我的衣柜吗?
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不当!
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能力什么的, 实在是太可疑了!
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而且, 你这是请求别人时该有的态度吗!
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我好像说的太重了
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总之, 我要回去了
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等…等等!
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好疼啊, 没事吧会长…
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对…对不起!
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- 我马上起来!
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- 等一下
- 我马上起来!
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我搞错了拜托你的方法了
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刚刚应该要"这样"才对呢
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"这样"是?
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难道说, 是要给我奖励吗?
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诶?
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刚刚的声音!
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是从学生会室传来的!
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快去快去!
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怎…怎么了?
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怎么了, 会长!?
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会长!
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快制伏他!
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你他妈的!
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对会长做了什么!?
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快报警!
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喂, 是警察吗?
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警察?
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不是, 会长, 快和大家解释啊
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你说…解释?
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是你突然把我强行推到的吧
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等等, 为什么要说这样的谎话?
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对, 在A栋3楼
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不是, 为什么会长要做这种事?
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我被算计了?
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因为我拒绝当她的衣柜
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所以她才这样报复我?
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- 在这里, 警察先生!
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- 那么…
- 在这里, 警察先生!
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- 那么…
- 这名学生想要强奸会长!
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- 这名学生想要强奸会长!
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- 我的人生…
- 这名学生想要强奸会长!
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就要这样结束了吗?
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"让一切都没有发生过"
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你是不是会想这样?
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比如说, 想让我"没有发出过尖叫"
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对…对了!
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用会长的"能力", 让她"没有发出过尖叫"的话
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我就能…得救了!
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会长!
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- 喂!
- 用你的"能力", 让这一切都没发生过
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- 给我老实一点!
- 用你的"能力", 让这一切都没发生过
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这就得看白田同学你"怎么拜托我"了呢
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是要发誓成为…我的衣柜
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还是说…
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是, 我发誓
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衣柜同学?
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是
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衣田同学?
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是
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非常好
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看来你已经充分了解自己的立场了呢
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今后我会变成怎样啊?
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00:19:39,530 --> 00:19:43,240
好想回到"为了考试成绩忽喜忽忧"的时候啊
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你看起来没什么精神呢
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难得我帮你反转了"成为性犯罪者"的罪名呢
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那本来就是会长的错吧!
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哎呀, 用这种态度面对主人好像不太好吧?
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00:19:55,820 --> 00:20:00,130
我要想的话, 随时可以让你"没有被我救出来"哦
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真的非常抱歉!
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那么事不宜迟
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我就下第一件工作给衣田同学吧
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来帮我把内裤穿上吧
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是, 啥!?
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我为了救你把内裤给脱了, 现在什么都没穿哦
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唔!
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真空哦
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真空的话, 就没办法回家了对吧?
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那种事, 你自己穿不就好了…
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哎呀, 你已经忘了吗?
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带着我的内衣裤, 帮我换衣服, 你就是我的衣柜
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内衣裤就放在我的背包里
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快点!
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来吧
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拜托了
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哎呀?
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你闭着眼睛啊?
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真是可爱呢, 衣田同学
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因为, 会看到啊
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会长你也不想被看到吧
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明明胸部都已经被你看光光了?
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那个是…
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对不起!
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我明明知道不能这么做的
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但我还是忍不住
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话说回来, 白田同学
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自从进来了学生会室后
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就一直在避免看到我的裸体吧
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虽然心里想着要把我推到然后狠狠地玩弄我的身体
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00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:36,480
我没有这么想!
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不过, 你这份礼貌…
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是啊
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绅士的那一点
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还是跟以前一样呢
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那么, 衣田同学
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接下来我想要你帮我带胸罩
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你要不要试一试闭着眼睛帮我带啊?
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诶? 可是…
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哎呀?
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明明下面都可以了
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上面却做不到吗?
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不, 那个, 不是这个问题
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《请穿上内衣吧，鹰峰同学》
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翻译：掉打入添(bilibili UID: 19731340)
时轴：Crunchyroll
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