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Want to do something later?
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Like what?
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New Die Hard movie's out.
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Yeah, I don't know.
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He didn't die in the first one,
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he didn't die in the second one.
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Yeah, it's hard for him to die.
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It's right there in the title.
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Hey, how about Toy Story?
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What's that?
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Oh, it's about these
toys that come to life.
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So a horror movie?
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How does that sound like horror?
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Chucky's a toy.
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When he came to life, I
almost crapped my pants.
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Georgie, can I talk
to you for a minute?
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Sure, what's up?
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Alone.
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Okay, now I really want to hear.
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It's private.
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Yeah, yeah, get to it.
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Mandy, please.
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[sighs]
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And no listening
from the other room.
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Oh, you don't own this house.
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So what's up?
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Well, the thing is...
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Hang on. Mandy?
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MANDY: Oh, phooey!
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There's this girl.
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Okay.
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She works at the music store.
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Uh-huh.
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I'm thinking of asking her out.
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But?
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I'm not sure how it'll go.
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All right.
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I've been there.
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You ever talk to her?
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Yes. How does that go?
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Unclear.
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Why?
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Well, she's nice to
me, but she might just
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be nice to me because
I'm a customer.
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Although sometimes
she's nice to me even
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when I don't buy things,
but she might just be
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hoping I'll come back
and buy something.
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Yeah, "unclear"
really summed it up.
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- How can I help?
- Unclear.
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♪
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[coos]
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[exhales]
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All right, spill.
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It was a private conversation.
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Yeah, yeah, about what?
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Well, if he wanted you
to know, you'd know.
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Oh, come on.
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I am your wife.
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We tell each other everything.
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Do we?
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Well, for the sake of
this argument, yes.
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Fine, it was about a girl.
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[gasps] No!
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That's all I'm sayin'.
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Sure, sure, okay, so...
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who is she? What's her name?
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I've already said too much.
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No, you haven't.
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Did he ask her out?
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Not yet, now stop.
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But you'll tell me when he does?
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Do I have a choice?
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Of course you do.
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But not really. No, mm-mm.
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Huh, I wonder why
he went to you?
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I'm the one with more
dating experience.
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Well, obviously,
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I've got some moves
with the ladies.
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Yeah? Did you tell him to lie
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about his age and knock her up?
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Joke all you want.
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That worked.
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All right, how do you
want to play this?
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If I knew how to play it,
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I would've played
it. I'm not a player.
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Fair enough.
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Introduce me, and
I'll talk you up.
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What are you going
to say about me?
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I don't know.
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You're a nice guy.
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I am nice.
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You're fun.
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I am fun. [chuckles]
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Great musician.
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I really am quite
the catch, aren't I?
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That's good. Women
like confidence.
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What about the part
that I'm unemployed
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and live over my
parents' garage?
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Well, she's a musician, right?
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Yes.
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That is not gonna
be news to her.
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Georgie around?
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I was gonna work on the Mustang.
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Oh, he's out with Connor.
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Oh, what are those two doing?
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Well, I'm actually not
supposed to tell you.
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What's that mean?
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It's private.
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[laughs] Amanda.
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Okay, you didn't
hear it from me,
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but there's a girl
that Connor likes.
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A girl girl?
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What's that mean?
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I don't know, uh...
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a human girl?
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Yeah, I would assume so.
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And he asked for Georgie's help.
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Now, hold on, what
do we know about her?
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Uh, she exists.
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Take the win.
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So you'd be happy with him
just going out with anybody?
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Literally anybody.
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Now, he is very fragile.
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What if she breaks his heart?
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Well, what if she marries
him and they move out?
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Hey, I got married and moved in.
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What do we know about this girl?
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That her? Yes.
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Pretty. Yes.
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Out of my league?
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Come on, introduce me.
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Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.
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Hello, Chloe.
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Hey...
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Connor. Connor.
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This is Georgie.
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Hey, Georgie. Hey.
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You a musician, too?
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No, I used to have
a guitar in my room,
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but that was just to
impress the girls.
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Did it work?
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Well, I married his sister.
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But not because of the guitar.
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'Cause I got her pregnant.
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Okay.
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Here, I wrote a song for you.
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Uh, excuse us, please.
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What are you doing?
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You didn't talk about
giving her a song.
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Should I take it back?
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No, you can't take it back.
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[Connor's song playing]
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Is that you on keys?
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That's me on
everything. It's nice.
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Are there lyrics?
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Do you have some?
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Give me a couple days.
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I'll try.
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Excellent.
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Are you gonna help?
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I'm doing everything here.
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You don't need any help.
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Does it have a title?
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"Goddess of the Music Store."
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That seemed to go well.
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"Go well"?
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It was amazing!
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She liked your song.
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You got her number.
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Yeah, I guess.
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What if I don't like her lyrics?
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You lie and say you do.
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[laughs]: Oh, you're good.
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I have one more favor to ask.
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Name it.
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Will you be the best
man in our wedding?
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Uh, please don't say
anything to my parents.
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I don't want them to make
a big deal out of this.
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Not a word.
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Hey, where you guys been?
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Music store.
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That's fun.
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Did you talk to
anyone there? Mom!
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That was a normal question.
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So everybody knows?
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I only told Mandy.
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Well, I only told Mom and Dad.
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That's everybody.
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We're just excited for you.
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Well, stop.
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Sweetie, this is a big deal.
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No, it's not.
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I've been out with girls before.
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I'm sorry.
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Girls...
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plural?
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He doesn't have to
tell us anything.
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But should you have any
questions or concerns,
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just know your mommy
is here for you.
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All I'll say is...
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it went well.
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I look forward to
learning more about her.
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Her name, her religion, her age.
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Oh, check her ID,
people lie about that.
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And now you love me.
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Let it go.
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[Mandy sighs]
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So...
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anyone have any big
plans this weekend?
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Actually, they're having
a car show over at...
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Not you.
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I haven't spoken to her yet,
if that's what you're asking.
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Oh, well, what are
you waiting for?
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Maybe it's all moving just
a little too fast for him.
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Georgie said to give
it a couple days.
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[scoffs] Why would
you tell him that?
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He don't want to
come off too eager.
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Too eager?
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He already wrote her a song.
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Which I would love
to hear, by the way.
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Leave him alone, he
knows what he's doing.
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It's okay to take things slow.
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When your father
was courting me...
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"Courting"?
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It's like dating, but back
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[old-timey voice]: when
people talked like this.
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See?
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Well, he still don't
need to rush calling her.
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When we met, you asked me out
in the first five minutes.
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Yeah, but Connor ain't me.
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Do I have a say in this?
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Hold on.
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She gave him her number.
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She wants him to
call. And he will.
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Or he'll wait too long
and he'll blow it.
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He should wait until he's
ready, which might be never.
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Come on, Audrey, lighten up.
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Oh, don't act like you're
not invested in this.
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Of course I'm invested.
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Stop making this about you.
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It's about my baby
and this floozy
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who's trying to take
advantage of him.
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Where'd he go?
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"Floozy"?
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[old-timey voice]:
It means a slut, see?
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All right, try it again.
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[engine sputters]
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What do you think's wrong?
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I don't know.
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Probably the fuel pump
or the alternator.
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Does it have gas?
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That's a very good question.
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Easy enough to check.
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I should've gotten rid of this
thing when I had the chance.
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No, no. No, this is
all gonna be worth it
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when we're out there
with the top down
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and the wind blowin' through...
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somebody's hair.
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Oh, hello.
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Hey. Uh, this is Chloe.
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Hi.
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Good to see you again.
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You, too. I'm Connor's dad.
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Nice to meet you, Connor's dad.
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We're going up to work on music.
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Nice to meet you, too.
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[door closes] Oh, my God.
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I guess he called her.
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Damn straight he did.
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And she came a-runnin'.
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- I'm happy for him.
- Yeah.
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Think they're really
gonna be working on music?
273
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Don't you?
274
00:10:05,822 --> 00:10:07,302
Yeah.
275
00:10:10,131 --> 00:10:12,612
Are there any instruments
you don't own?
276
00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,657
I don't own the Great
Stalacpipe Organ
277
00:10:15,658 --> 00:10:17,093
in Virginia.
278
00:10:17,094 --> 00:10:19,008
I don't know what that is.
279
00:10:19,009 --> 00:10:20,575
Uh, there's only one
280
00:10:20,576 --> 00:10:22,664
and it's in a
three-and-a-half acre cavern.
281
00:10:22,665 --> 00:10:25,841
It plays actual stalactites.
282
00:10:25,842 --> 00:10:27,626
I've never heard it, but
283
00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,845
I bet it sounds beautiful.
284
00:10:29,846 --> 00:10:33,066
You're a unique kind of guy.
285
00:10:33,067 --> 00:10:34,023
Aren't you?
286
00:10:34,024 --> 00:10:36,287
Very much, yes.
287
00:10:37,201 --> 00:10:38,724
Is that the Casio I sold you?
288
00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:39,725
Yes.
289
00:10:39,726 --> 00:10:41,204
[burp plays]
290
00:10:41,205 --> 00:10:43,511
I sampled my niece burping.
291
00:10:43,512 --> 00:10:45,601
[burps playing]
292
00:10:47,255 --> 00:10:48,647
How old's your niece?
293
00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,649
It's not polite to
ask a woman's age,
294
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,651
but 14 months.
295
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,043
Cute.
296
00:10:54,044 --> 00:10:57,482
Not to brag, but I'm
316 months myself.
297
00:10:58,745 --> 00:11:00,442
Yep, unique.
298
00:11:05,795 --> 00:11:07,056
Hey, how's the car coming?
299
00:11:07,057 --> 00:11:08,318
Good, good.
300
00:11:08,319 --> 00:11:09,842
Did you get it running?
301
00:11:09,843 --> 00:11:11,496
Nope, nope.
302
00:11:12,628 --> 00:11:15,631
Will someone please go up and
tell Connor that dinner's ready?
303
00:11:16,588 --> 00:11:18,198
Actually...
304
00:11:18,199 --> 00:11:19,590
Connor's a little...
305
00:11:19,591 --> 00:11:21,202
busy right now.
306
00:11:22,551 --> 00:11:23,683
Busy with what?
307
00:11:24,901 --> 00:11:26,946
Working on music with that girl.
308
00:11:26,947 --> 00:11:28,688
She's here?
309
00:11:29,993 --> 00:11:32,386
Yep, and she's cute.
310
00:11:32,387 --> 00:11:34,867
Oh, so you got to
meet her and I didn't?
311
00:11:34,868 --> 00:11:36,391
That is what happened.
312
00:11:37,392 --> 00:11:40,350
Well... I should just go up
and invite her to dinner.
313
00:11:40,351 --> 00:11:44,050
[sighs] Mom, no. Why,
what's wrong with us?
314
00:11:44,051 --> 00:11:47,270
Uh, well, nothing's
wrong with us.
315
00:11:47,271 --> 00:11:49,098
Oh, so I'm the problem?
316
00:11:49,099 --> 00:11:52,059
[laughs] What? I'm
gonna embarrass him?
317
00:11:53,277 --> 00:11:54,322
Good, you get it.
318
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,718
[tuning instrument]
319
00:12:01,764 --> 00:12:05,071
So did you write any
lyrics for my song?
320
00:12:05,072 --> 00:12:06,420
Some.
321
00:12:06,421 --> 00:12:07,770
Really? Can I hear?
322
00:12:08,945 --> 00:12:11,295
Sure, I guess. Excellent.
323
00:12:14,951 --> 00:12:15,952
[clears throat]
324
00:12:16,953 --> 00:12:18,476
Let me know when you're ready.
325
00:12:19,956 --> 00:12:22,784
Actually, can you not look
at me while I'm singing?
326
00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:24,395
Of course. Sorry.
327
00:12:29,270 --> 00:12:30,531
Okay, go ahead.
328
00:12:30,532 --> 00:12:32,621
[playing keyboard]
329
00:12:38,279 --> 00:12:42,673
♪ Now and then she's wondering
330
00:12:42,674 --> 00:12:46,155
♪ What'll turn the tide
331
00:12:46,156 --> 00:12:48,505
♪ All days the same ♪
332
00:12:48,506 --> 00:12:50,464
♪ A waiting game
333
00:12:50,465 --> 00:12:53,293
♪ A dream to come alive ♪
334
00:12:53,294 --> 00:12:57,993
♪ What'll it take to uproot ♪
335
00:12:57,994 --> 00:13:01,128
♪ Before it goes too deep... ♪
336
00:13:02,999 --> 00:13:05,305
- Can I look at you, please?
- Sure.
337
00:13:05,306 --> 00:13:07,308
That's so good.
338
00:13:08,265 --> 00:13:10,876
[chuckles] Thanks.
339
00:13:10,877 --> 00:13:11,877
There's more.
340
00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:13,270
Right.
341
00:13:15,011 --> 00:13:16,404
[playing keyboard]
342
00:13:17,405 --> 00:13:18,753
ANNOUNCER [over TV]:
And with one minute left
343
00:13:18,754 --> 00:13:20,799
to go in the game, the
score remains exactly...
344
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,236
They've been up there a while.
345
00:13:23,367 --> 00:13:25,151
What do you think they're doing?
346
00:13:25,152 --> 00:13:27,502
Well, he could be
hiding the body.
347
00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:29,895
Amanda.
348
00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:31,332
They're probably
just hanging out.
349
00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:35,901
I never would've gone to a
boy's room on a first date.
350
00:13:35,902 --> 00:13:37,425
He's 26.
351
00:13:38,426 --> 00:13:40,427
Did you ever have
"the talk" with him?
352
00:13:40,428 --> 00:13:41,515
Why would I?
353
00:13:41,516 --> 00:13:43,169
Because you're his father.
354
00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:45,259
And you're his mother.
There ain't no rules.
355
00:13:47,478 --> 00:13:49,915
Did she ever have the
talk with you? No.
356
00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:51,525
I most certainly did.
357
00:13:51,526 --> 00:13:53,353
Oh, like, when you said
keep your knees together
358
00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:54,921
till the honeymoon?
359
00:13:55,922 --> 00:13:57,880
It's not my fault
you didn't listen.
360
00:13:59,055 --> 00:14:01,231
She didn't listen, either.
361
00:14:02,189 --> 00:14:03,363
Jim!
362
00:14:03,364 --> 00:14:06,280
Mrs. McAllister!
363
00:14:07,237 --> 00:14:08,935
You little floozy.
364
00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:13,200
[playing]
365
00:14:18,205 --> 00:14:19,858
That had a little
Steely Dan to it.
366
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,861
Thank you. Wasn't
a compliment.
367
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,993
You got a problem
with Steely Dan?
368
00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:28,083
They're fine, to fall asleep to.
369
00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:30,085
Steely Dan is the
ultimate fusion
370
00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:32,914
of classic arrangement and
modern studio techniques.
371
00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:35,351
I just like music
that's more raw.
372
00:14:35,352 --> 00:14:37,049
[scoffs] Like what, the Ramones?
373
00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:39,181
That first Ramones
album is a work of art.
374
00:14:39,182 --> 00:14:41,923
Sounds like it was
recorded in an hour.
375
00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:44,056
Who cares? They
captured something.
376
00:14:44,057 --> 00:14:46,232
Steely Dan captured
sonic perfection.
377
00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:47,276
Perfection is boring.
378
00:14:47,277 --> 00:14:49,671
No, it's not. It's perfect.
379
00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:52,412
Flaws are where the magic is.
380
00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:53,979
- You actually like flaws?
- I do.
381
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:55,589
Well, you're in luck,
I got plenty of them.
382
00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:56,678
I'm aware.
383
00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:02,552
That was unexpected.
384
00:15:02,553 --> 00:15:03,815
Sorry.
385
00:15:05,817 --> 00:15:06,906
Okay, I'm good.
386
00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:13,520
Can't believe this
girl was in our house,
387
00:15:13,521 --> 00:15:15,000
and he didn't introduce me.
388
00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:16,958
Oh, just let it go.
389
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:19,004
Need I remind you that
we didn't meet Georgie
390
00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:20,744
until it was too late.
391
00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:23,660
Well, that's 'cause you
and Mandy don't have the...
392
00:15:23,661 --> 00:15:25,271
best relationship.
393
00:15:25,272 --> 00:15:27,316
But Connor and I
have a good one.
394
00:15:27,317 --> 00:15:29,232
Good, weird, whatever.
395
00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:32,974
Doesn't it bother you that
he went to Georgie first?
396
00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:35,020
Nope.
397
00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:37,022
You're his father. [stammers]
398
00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:39,198
I didn't talk to my
dad about this stuff.
399
00:15:39,199 --> 00:15:42,419
Come on, be upset with me.
400
00:15:44,508 --> 00:15:46,335
Dang it, why doesn't my son
401
00:15:46,336 --> 00:15:49,121
want to talk about
girls and sex?
402
00:15:49,122 --> 00:15:50,950
So much I want to share.
403
00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:53,995
Never mind.
404
00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:56,998
You see, son, when I make
sweet love to your mother...
405
00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:59,088
Oh. Enough.
406
00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:08,183
[door opens]
407
00:16:08,184 --> 00:16:09,097
CONNOR: Sure you don't
want some coffee?
408
00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:10,230
CHLOE: No, I'm good.
409
00:16:14,408 --> 00:16:16,584
CONNOR: I toast
a mean Pop-Tart.
410
00:16:17,193 --> 00:16:18,237
Maybe next time.
411
00:16:18,238 --> 00:16:19,979
There's gonna be a next time?
412
00:16:20,588 --> 00:16:22,502
I hope so.
413
00:16:22,503 --> 00:16:23,939
Me, too.
414
00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:26,419
[Conner and Chloe kiss]
415
00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:28,509
Bye. Bye.
416
00:16:35,646 --> 00:16:37,692
I see you through the stairs.
417
00:16:40,303 --> 00:16:42,001
Hi.
418
00:16:56,928 --> 00:16:58,017
Yes?
419
00:16:58,582 --> 00:17:00,670
Can we talk? About what?
420
00:17:00,671 --> 00:17:03,064
About your friend
who spent the night.
421
00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:04,196
What if I don't want to?
422
00:17:04,197 --> 00:17:06,198
Well, that'stoo bad.
423
00:17:06,199 --> 00:17:09,375
Look, this is all just
happening kind of fast, and
424
00:17:09,376 --> 00:17:12,204
I-I don't want you to get hurt.
425
00:17:12,205 --> 00:17:14,032
You realize I've slept
with a girl before.
426
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,731
No! Why would I know that?
427
00:17:17,732 --> 00:17:19,603
I'm a musician. We get chicks.
428
00:17:20,561 --> 00:17:23,389
Okay, well, you're an adult,
429
00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:25,218
so I don't need to
tell you to be...
430
00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:27,697
...safe, right?
431
00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:30,309
Are we seriously having
this conversation?
432
00:17:30,310 --> 00:17:33,442
[sighs] I'm sorry. I'm
just feeling protective.
433
00:17:33,443 --> 00:17:35,488
I appreciate that.
434
00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:37,185
Okay. Well, you're welcome.
435
00:17:37,186 --> 00:17:40,101
I've seen what happens when
people have babies and...
436
00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:43,062
no offense... I don't
want to ruin my life.
437
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:47,022
Hey, CeeCee is a blessing.
438
00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:49,850
But, yeah, don't do it.
439
00:17:49,851 --> 00:17:50,851
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