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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,580 --> 00:00:03,240 You know, you think you know where your life is, 2 00:00:03,340 --> 00:00:04,830 and you've got a nice clear picture of it. 3 00:00:04,930 --> 00:00:07,110 And I've come to know that we're all walking around 4 00:00:07,210 --> 00:00:09,420 absolutely 100% clueless. 5 00:00:10,900 --> 00:00:13,280 Are you... still deciding? 6 00:00:13,390 --> 00:00:16,180 I know that you are still making up your mind about the pregnancy, 7 00:00:16,290 --> 00:00:17,810 But I can see it, Avery. 8 00:00:17,910 --> 00:00:19,740 Building a life together. 9 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:22,120 Tristan, are you honestly ready to be a father? 10 00:00:22,220 --> 00:00:25,090 I want this more than anything. 11 00:00:25,540 --> 00:00:26,850 I'll prove you wrong. 12 00:00:26,950 --> 00:00:28,820 Everything's changed. 13 00:00:29,370 --> 00:00:31,440 It's not fatherly behavior. 14 00:00:31,540 --> 00:00:34,200 I can see one thing clearly. 15 00:00:34,310 --> 00:00:36,510 I'm going to have a baby. 16 00:00:42,690 --> 00:00:44,660 ♪ Can I get a vibe check? ♪ 17 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:46,520 Spring break, bitches. 18 00:00:46,630 --> 00:00:48,530 ♪ Knock, knock Wanna guess who's there?♪ 19 00:00:48,630 --> 00:00:50,250 ♪ It's the embodiment of renaissance and flair ♪ 20 00:00:50,360 --> 00:00:51,530 ♪ Now, don't y'all Get obsessed ♪ 21 00:00:51,630 --> 00:00:53,220 ♪ But can I get a vibe... ♪ 22 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:56,710 Here we are, senior year. Our last Vixens voyage. 23 00:00:56,810 --> 00:00:58,640 One final adventure 24 00:00:58,740 --> 00:01:01,540 before we're off to find jobs, and husbands, and side pieces. 25 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:03,540 Hey, Vixens live in the now. 26 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:06,990 You're so right. Speaking of, did you bring party favors? 27 00:01:07,100 --> 00:01:09,930 Duh! And my guy says that they're totally top-shelf. 28 00:01:11,930 --> 00:01:14,280 Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go. 29 00:01:15,790 --> 00:01:19,560 Excuse me, um, could you please move? 30 00:01:20,630 --> 00:01:23,840 I am moving. It's a moving walkway. 31 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:29,670 Take these. 32 00:01:31,740 --> 00:01:32,670 Seems optimistic. 33 00:01:32,780 --> 00:01:34,680 Let me tell you, this cruise... 34 00:01:34,780 --> 00:01:37,610 Last year, I got laid every day. 35 00:01:38,820 --> 00:01:40,100 The final day, twice. 36 00:01:41,580 --> 00:01:43,170 You're gonna love it. 37 00:01:46,140 --> 00:01:48,000 ♪ Can I get a vibe check? ♪ 38 00:01:57,600 --> 00:02:01,390 Vixens, a toast to the reason we're all here. 39 00:02:01,500 --> 00:02:04,220 My grandma, the original Vanessa and Vixen. 40 00:02:04,330 --> 00:02:06,670 - The OV. - The OV indeed. 41 00:02:06,780 --> 00:02:09,850 Grandma, thank you for your spirit, 42 00:02:09,950 --> 00:02:12,270 your encouragement, and your inheritance. 43 00:02:12,370 --> 00:02:14,890 Cheers. 44 00:02:15,610 --> 00:02:17,680 Dude, this ship is like a 7-Eleven. 45 00:02:17,790 --> 00:02:20,480 Snacks everywhere. 46 00:02:22,410 --> 00:02:23,790 Case in point. 47 00:02:26,110 --> 00:02:28,870 Ladies, why don't you, uh, put those on my tab 48 00:02:28,970 --> 00:02:30,250 and, uh, come join us? 49 00:02:30,770 --> 00:02:32,420 - Hey, cool it. They probably don't-- - Shh. 50 00:02:34,530 --> 00:02:35,910 Free drinks. 51 00:02:36,010 --> 00:02:38,390 You take left, I'll take right. 52 00:02:48,890 --> 00:02:49,960 Thanks for the drinks. 53 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:53,930 I'm Vanessa. This is Victoria and Veronica. 54 00:02:54,030 --> 00:02:57,070 Those names, it's like you were fated to be friends. 55 00:02:57,170 --> 00:02:58,660 Well, I used to go by Katie, 56 00:02:58,760 --> 00:03:00,730 but we thought Veronica was more on brand. 57 00:03:00,830 --> 00:03:02,630 - Yeah. - I'm, uh... I'm Connor. 58 00:03:02,730 --> 00:03:04,560 Who's your quiet friend? 59 00:03:07,730 --> 00:03:11,570 Hi, I'm Ste... 60 00:03:12,190 --> 00:03:14,220 - Oh, dude! - Ugh. 61 00:03:14,330 --> 00:03:17,230 Ew. Are you for real? 62 00:03:19,370 --> 00:03:21,300 Myers' cocktail for dehydration. 63 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:24,850 Emesis bags. Ibuprofen for literally days. 64 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:26,720 I think that we're ready for spring break. 65 00:03:26,820 --> 00:03:28,510 We may need more ground ginger. 66 00:03:28,620 --> 00:03:29,930 There's this hangover tea I make. 67 00:03:30,030 --> 00:03:32,240 - Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. - What? What? 68 00:03:32,350 --> 00:03:33,970 No step ladders for you. 69 00:03:34,070 --> 00:03:35,730 You're being ridiculous. 70 00:03:35,830 --> 00:03:38,560 - No, he's not. Flat ground only. Come on. - Thank you. 71 00:03:39,210 --> 00:03:41,220 How are you feeling? Are you nauseous? Any cravings? 72 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:43,980 I feel great. Except for the fact that I desperately want a drink. 73 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:46,460 Especially since I'm surrounded by 18-year-old knuckleheads 74 00:03:46,570 --> 00:03:48,530 who make the world's worst choices. 75 00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:50,330 Otherwise known as having fun. 76 00:03:50,430 --> 00:03:51,990 You know, I never did spring break, 77 00:03:52,090 --> 00:03:53,920 I just always went home to visit my family. 78 00:03:54,020 --> 00:03:57,090 Shocking. Well, thankfully, I'm neither boring nor pregnant 79 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:59,160 because I love spring break. 80 00:03:59,270 --> 00:04:00,720 I mean, I love the partying, 81 00:04:00,820 --> 00:04:03,170 but I love the energy of the cruisers, you know? 82 00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:05,310 These are my people. 83 00:04:05,410 --> 00:04:08,000 Funny 'cause last week you said you were gonna change, 84 00:04:08,100 --> 00:04:09,280 be more mature. 85 00:04:09,380 --> 00:04:11,070 - Oh, really? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 86 00:04:11,180 --> 00:04:14,350 There's nothing immature about having fun during spring break. 87 00:04:14,460 --> 00:04:17,360 No, I can keep up and stay accessible with the cruisers 88 00:04:17,460 --> 00:04:19,530 and, you know, I can hang with them 89 00:04:19,630 --> 00:04:21,880 rather than judging them from on high. 90 00:04:22,530 --> 00:04:25,160 - We had to drain the hot tub. - Why? 91 00:04:25,260 --> 00:04:30,270 A cruiser... Well, his cruller lost its cream filling. 92 00:04:31,510 --> 00:04:34,270 - Mmm... - Okay. That I judge. 93 00:04:34,790 --> 00:04:36,650 Yeah, the kid says he made a mistake. 94 00:04:36,750 --> 00:04:38,830 Not to mention a major health code violation. 95 00:04:38,930 --> 00:04:42,000 Well, we're scouring the tub with bleach as we speak. 96 00:04:43,140 --> 00:04:44,450 You want me to go talk to him? 97 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:47,420 Please. And tell him to stay out of the pool. 98 00:04:49,010 --> 00:04:49,970 Oh, man. 99 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:51,360 I'm so sorry. 100 00:04:52,110 --> 00:04:54,740 Look, I... I really don't know what happened. 101 00:04:56,010 --> 00:04:57,600 Was one of the girls touching you? 102 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:01,430 - Were you touching yourself? - No. I'm not a pervert. 103 00:05:01,540 --> 00:05:04,230 These girls, total smoke shows. 104 00:05:04,330 --> 00:05:05,540 One of them asked my name 105 00:05:05,650 --> 00:05:08,820 and I looked at her and it just... 106 00:05:10,650 --> 00:05:12,650 - went off. - Has this ever happened before? 107 00:05:15,690 --> 00:05:16,730 ...to the center. 108 00:05:17,210 --> 00:05:21,560 Open. And we'll release downward-facing dog... 109 00:05:33,980 --> 00:05:35,400 It sounds like you have a condition 110 00:05:35,500 --> 00:05:38,370 called persistent genital arousal disorder. 111 00:05:38,470 --> 00:05:39,850 PGAD for short. 112 00:05:40,510 --> 00:05:41,780 Is that serious? 113 00:05:41,890 --> 00:05:44,340 Yeah, it can be. Depending on the cause. 114 00:05:45,270 --> 00:05:46,720 When did this start? 115 00:05:48,790 --> 00:05:51,520 About four months ago. 116 00:05:51,620 --> 00:05:53,240 Just when I finally got into shape. 117 00:05:54,210 --> 00:05:56,180 I had, uh... I put on a bunch of weight. 118 00:05:56,900 --> 00:06:00,150 And, you know, that made me too self-conscious to even talk to women. 119 00:06:02,290 --> 00:06:04,840 Could that be what's causing this, losing the weight? 120 00:06:04,950 --> 00:06:06,360 Mmm... 121 00:06:06,460 --> 00:06:07,810 It shouldn't be. 122 00:06:07,910 --> 00:06:09,120 But I do need you to come down to the infirmary 123 00:06:09,230 --> 00:06:10,920 so I can run some tests. 124 00:06:11,020 --> 00:06:13,200 Gotta figure out why the old torpedo is stuck in overdrive. 125 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:18,030 My name is Rosie and I'm an alcoholic. 126 00:06:19,060 --> 00:06:21,410 Glad everybody made it out here this morning 127 00:06:21,510 --> 00:06:23,340 to our little island of sobriety 128 00:06:23,450 --> 00:06:27,690 in the vast ocean of temptation that is life on The Odyssey. 129 00:06:28,450 --> 00:06:31,250 Especially during this week's cruise, 130 00:06:31,350 --> 00:06:33,010 Spring Break Week. 131 00:06:33,110 --> 00:06:35,560 College kids come here looking for the party of their lives. 132 00:06:35,670 --> 00:06:38,950 For some of us, partying nearly ended ours. 133 00:06:39,390 --> 00:06:42,740 When I first got sober, this week was so hard. 134 00:06:43,190 --> 00:06:47,400 Drinks will go by, and I said, "Boy, those look good." 135 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:50,920 If you find yourself having those thoughts, 136 00:06:51,030 --> 00:06:52,720 know that you're not alone. 137 00:06:52,820 --> 00:06:54,790 We're here for all of you. 138 00:06:54,890 --> 00:06:56,580 Once I had to call her 139 00:06:56,690 --> 00:06:59,660 because the bottles in the minibar were talking to me. 140 00:07:00,760 --> 00:07:02,000 We got through it. 141 00:07:02,620 --> 00:07:04,590 Staying sober on this ship is hard, 142 00:07:04,700 --> 00:07:06,560 but it can be done. 143 00:07:06,660 --> 00:07:08,040 Five years running. 144 00:07:09,150 --> 00:07:10,460 One day at a time. 145 00:07:13,810 --> 00:07:15,740 Cheers! Yeah! 146 00:07:40,320 --> 00:07:41,560 Sorry. 147 00:07:41,660 --> 00:07:43,560 Sorry, I was worried you'd burn. 148 00:07:44,150 --> 00:07:46,050 No. 149 00:07:47,010 --> 00:07:49,260 I'm glad that you woke me. 150 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:52,570 I'm not here to nap. 151 00:07:53,780 --> 00:07:55,950 LSAT Logical Reasoning Bible. 152 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:58,330 Not your typical beach read. 153 00:07:59,030 --> 00:08:01,680 Yeah, I'm taking it in June. 154 00:08:01,790 --> 00:08:03,620 Getting an early start on studying? 155 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:05,720 I already took it once. 156 00:08:05,830 --> 00:08:08,100 I kind of blew it the first time. So... 157 00:08:08,210 --> 00:08:11,140 Well, good for you for keeping at it. 158 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:14,210 - Are you here with friends? - No. 159 00:08:15,390 --> 00:08:17,770 My parents got me this cruise as a gift. 160 00:08:17,870 --> 00:08:21,630 They want me to have fun and relax. 161 00:08:21,740 --> 00:08:23,500 Well, you are certainly showing them. 162 00:08:27,540 --> 00:08:28,500 Your stomach okay? 163 00:08:28,610 --> 00:08:29,780 I just get, like, 164 00:08:29,880 --> 00:08:31,920 a little bit of reflux sometimes. 165 00:08:32,890 --> 00:08:34,090 When I'm stressed. 166 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:35,990 Have you had anything with coffee today? 167 00:08:36,100 --> 00:08:38,860 Not really. I try and stay in the zone. 168 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:41,550 Well, how about we, uh, get you some food 169 00:08:41,650 --> 00:08:44,930 and, uh, I go get some antacids from the infirmary? 170 00:08:46,830 --> 00:08:49,280 Yeah? Okay. I'll be right back. 171 00:08:53,290 --> 00:08:55,810 If the blood work turns up anything, I will let you know. 172 00:08:55,910 --> 00:08:57,910 - In the meantime... - No pool or Jacuzzi. 173 00:08:58,020 --> 00:08:59,220 I know. 174 00:09:09,850 --> 00:09:12,340 - Was that... - Yeah, poor kid. 175 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:14,930 PGAD. Misfires for months. 176 00:09:15,030 --> 00:09:16,310 Sometimes when he's not even turned on. 177 00:09:16,410 --> 00:09:18,450 - Did you do spinal imaging? - Yeah. 178 00:09:18,550 --> 00:09:21,280 Nothing there. No Tarlov cysts, no herniated disc. 179 00:09:22,110 --> 00:09:23,770 Hopefully, the blood work turns up something. 180 00:09:23,870 --> 00:09:25,320 I got the antacids you asked for. 181 00:09:25,420 --> 00:09:27,730 Thanks. I'm bringing them to a very focused cruiser. 182 00:09:27,840 --> 00:09:30,290 I can barely get her to stop studying long enough to eat. 183 00:09:30,740 --> 00:09:32,640 It's sweet how you care about these kids. 184 00:09:33,780 --> 00:09:34,980 Just doing my job. 185 00:09:36,260 --> 00:09:38,120 You're gonna be an incredible mom. 186 00:09:40,300 --> 00:09:41,330 Thanks. 187 00:10:03,630 --> 00:10:06,050 What's up, spring breakers? Are y'all ready to party? 188 00:10:07,460 --> 00:10:09,220 That's it. Yeah. 189 00:10:09,330 --> 00:10:11,360 I'll take one of those. Thank you. 190 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:22,760 Oh. Ship dude. Ship dude. 191 00:10:23,690 --> 00:10:24,720 Come take a shot. 192 00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:27,380 All preferences are welcome. 193 00:10:28,450 --> 00:10:29,830 Pick your vessel. 194 00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:32,730 Thank you, but I'm really not in the mood. 195 00:10:32,830 --> 00:10:34,320 You know what can help with that? 196 00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:38,120 Tequila. 197 00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:42,190 Shots. Shots. Shots. 198 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:46,610 Shots. Shots. Shots. Shots. Shots. Shots. 199 00:10:46,710 --> 00:10:50,440 Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! 200 00:10:50,540 --> 00:10:53,440 Why the hell not? 201 00:10:59,170 --> 00:11:01,100 Eenie, meenie, miney, mo. 202 00:11:02,450 --> 00:11:04,730 Whoo! 203 00:11:07,140 --> 00:11:10,460 - Next round's on me! - Whoo-hoo! 204 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:31,510 I love a man in gray sweatpants. 205 00:11:31,620 --> 00:11:34,480 I mean, talk about a complete package. 206 00:11:34,590 --> 00:11:37,450 It takes a lot of balls to run commando. 207 00:11:39,250 --> 00:11:40,280 Whoa. 208 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,910 - Ladies. - You're a DILF. 209 00:11:55,470 --> 00:11:58,060 Thank you, but I'm not a dad. Yet. 210 00:11:58,160 --> 00:12:00,340 Doctor, I'd like to... 211 00:12:00,440 --> 00:12:01,820 - Me too. - Me three. 212 00:12:02,270 --> 00:12:05,410 You should do a cooldown. Jog in place a bit. 213 00:12:06,620 --> 00:12:09,650 We're having a party in our room tonight. You should come. 214 00:12:10,410 --> 00:12:11,860 It'll be the ride of your life. 215 00:12:11,970 --> 00:12:13,350 Thank you. I am flattered. 216 00:12:13,450 --> 00:12:16,700 You are all beautiful, young women. 217 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:17,970 Emphasis intended. 218 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:20,150 And I am the ship's doctor, 219 00:12:20,250 --> 00:12:21,980 so it wouldn't be appropriate for me to... 220 00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:24,360 We'll see you tonight. 221 00:12:24,950 --> 00:12:26,150 No, you won't. 222 00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:28,190 Caught you staring. 223 00:12:29,810 --> 00:12:31,020 Yeah. 224 00:12:32,540 --> 00:12:33,850 I am but flesh and blood. 225 00:12:40,380 --> 00:12:42,930 Spencer, what would I do without you? 226 00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:44,760 Please charge these to Max's account. 227 00:12:44,860 --> 00:12:46,590 I'm kidding. Kind of. 228 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,210 Hey, hey, ship dude. 229 00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:51,770 What's happening, guys? I come bearing gifts. 230 00:12:52,460 --> 00:12:53,490 Cheers. 231 00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:57,320 Ugh. Go well. 232 00:12:58,010 --> 00:12:59,950 And she had one blue eye and one green eye. 233 00:13:00,050 --> 00:13:02,950 It was kind of like being with two different women at once. 234 00:13:03,050 --> 00:13:05,260 Dude, it was so hot. 235 00:13:06,090 --> 00:13:07,300 Are you listening? 236 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:18,100 - Hey. - Hi. 237 00:13:18,210 --> 00:13:19,720 Have you seen Hannah? 238 00:13:19,830 --> 00:13:22,070 Quiet girl, on her own, probably reading somewhere. 239 00:13:28,250 --> 00:13:32,360 Are you ogling those women or hiding from them? 240 00:13:34,020 --> 00:13:36,530 I'm not sure honestly. Could be both. 241 00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:41,370 Hannah is a grown up, you know? 242 00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:46,300 Yeah, so are you. Cowering from three coeds. 243 00:13:57,250 --> 00:13:59,800 Hannah? It's Avery. I have some food. 244 00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:02,630 Come in. 245 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:08,430 Hey. Are you feeling okay? 246 00:14:10,090 --> 00:14:14,710 I'm just tired. I'm a little lightheaded. 247 00:14:15,190 --> 00:14:17,400 All right. May I check your pulse? 248 00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:25,270 Hmm. Your heartbeat is a little fast. 249 00:14:26,620 --> 00:14:30,040 And, uh... And irregular. 250 00:14:30,900 --> 00:14:32,350 Stick out your tongue. 251 00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:39,910 Calcium channel blocker for the arrhythmia. 252 00:14:40,670 --> 00:14:43,430 Do you smoke or use any tobacco products? 253 00:14:43,910 --> 00:14:45,090 Ick. No. 254 00:14:45,470 --> 00:14:51,400 Heart rate is 144, O2 96%. Possibly dehydration. 255 00:14:51,510 --> 00:14:53,960 It explains the yellow tongue, the tachycardia. 256 00:14:54,340 --> 00:14:56,550 But not the arrhythmia or the abdominal pain. 257 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,340 Possible gallbladder? 258 00:14:58,860 --> 00:15:01,790 Pain is constant and no fever, so not the gallbladder. 259 00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:05,110 Yellow suggests jaundice, which suggests a liver problem. 260 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:08,660 How much have you had to drink in the last 24 hours? 261 00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:10,280 - Nothing. - It's okay. You can tell me. 262 00:15:10,390 --> 00:15:12,040 This is a judgment-free zone. 263 00:15:12,150 --> 00:15:14,250 - I've been studying. - You're gonna feel a little poke. 264 00:15:16,630 --> 00:15:19,150 How many sexual partners have you had in the past year? 265 00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:21,780 Some sexually transmitted infections 266 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:23,300 can cause liver damage. 267 00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:25,130 Trying to think... 268 00:15:26,330 --> 00:15:30,650 One. I think. Or was that the year before? 269 00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:34,140 Okay, judgment-free zone. 270 00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:36,900 I have been focused on academics. 271 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:40,940 No, no, it's great. It's, uh, very responsible. 272 00:15:41,660 --> 00:15:43,420 Yes. Yes, it is. 273 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:45,320 Um... Well, I think we can rule out 274 00:15:45,420 --> 00:15:46,980 anything caused by having too much fun. 275 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,600 So, let's get an EKG, liver ultrasound, 276 00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:51,740 and some blood tests for Epstein-Barr, 277 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:54,290 elevated liver enzymes, and autoimmune hepatitis. 278 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:57,470 Unfortunately, Epstein-Barr is contagious, so we're gonna have to keep you here 279 00:15:57,570 --> 00:15:59,260 in the judgment-free zone for a little while. 280 00:15:59,370 --> 00:16:03,440 You take your time, Doc. I love how quiet it is in here. 281 00:16:04,370 --> 00:16:05,550 Do you have a highlighter? 282 00:16:05,650 --> 00:16:09,140 Once we fix what's wrong with your liver, 283 00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:10,970 I'm gonna take you out. 284 00:16:13,730 --> 00:16:15,560 Is he going to get the highlighter? 285 00:16:26,700 --> 00:16:29,640 - Yeah? - Tristan, it's Rosie. 286 00:16:30,810 --> 00:16:32,020 Coming. 287 00:16:40,510 --> 00:16:43,000 - Rosie, what's up? - Slow start? 288 00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:46,690 - Dragging a little. - A little? 289 00:16:47,730 --> 00:16:49,000 After the night you had, 290 00:16:49,110 --> 00:16:50,870 I'm surprised you didn't end up naked in the hot tub. 291 00:16:50,970 --> 00:16:53,180 Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! 292 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,870 Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! 293 00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:56,840 - Whoo! - Next round's on me! 294 00:16:58,290 --> 00:17:00,460 Nothing a couple ibuprofen can't fix. 295 00:17:01,460 --> 00:17:03,710 This is what happens when 30 tries to party with 20. 296 00:17:03,810 --> 00:17:06,400 Hey, whoa, speak for yourself. I can keep up. 297 00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:09,610 I don't even try anymore. I'm in AA. 298 00:17:10,060 --> 00:17:14,720 - Really? Since when? - Five years, day at a time. 299 00:17:16,270 --> 00:17:17,760 You know, working on a pleasure cruise, 300 00:17:17,860 --> 00:17:19,760 partying kind of becomes a part of your life. 301 00:17:19,860 --> 00:17:23,210 And, uh, for a lot of us, that's a dangerous path. 302 00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:24,830 Certainly was for me. 303 00:17:24,940 --> 00:17:26,420 I was drinking every night, 304 00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:28,840 followed by a nightcap to get to sleep and then... 305 00:17:29,390 --> 00:17:32,530 Sometimes in the mornings, a beer in the shower to help with the hangover. 306 00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:35,080 Why are you telling me this? 307 00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:39,880 Because once you get some time in the program, 308 00:17:39,980 --> 00:17:42,440 you, uh... you start to notice when people act like you used to. 309 00:17:42,540 --> 00:17:43,780 Ros. 310 00:17:43,890 --> 00:17:45,130 - Buddy. - Ros. 311 00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:47,720 I'm saying this with a lot of love, 312 00:17:47,820 --> 00:17:49,340 I think you might have a problem. 313 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:52,310 A drinking problem? 314 00:17:52,930 --> 00:17:54,140 Come on. 315 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:57,140 Well, yes, I go hard at night, 316 00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:58,450 but I have never missed a shift. 317 00:17:58,560 --> 00:17:59,760 I've never been drunk on a shift. 318 00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:01,520 - Ask Avery. - That's not... I know. 319 00:18:01,630 --> 00:18:03,490 That's not what this is about, okay? Let me just... 320 00:18:04,420 --> 00:18:07,010 Tell me this. When's the last time you went a day without a drink? 321 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:10,220 - Oh. I mean, who remembers? - Most people, man. 322 00:18:12,850 --> 00:18:16,020 I guess... I guess before I started here. 323 00:18:16,570 --> 00:18:18,510 That was three years ago, Tristan. 324 00:18:20,060 --> 00:18:21,540 Doesn't make me an alcoholic. 325 00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:24,720 Okay. 326 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:28,960 I can stop drinking. Anytime, whenever I want. 327 00:18:29,070 --> 00:18:33,660 Yeah, you know what? In fact, I'll show you. 328 00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:37,900 Hey, whoa, look, maybe... 329 00:18:40,530 --> 00:18:42,670 Maybe my radar is way off, okay? 330 00:18:42,770 --> 00:18:45,810 I just... I want you to know that you can come to me whenever you want. 331 00:18:45,910 --> 00:18:48,850 That's not actually... That one's not even mine. Someone left it here. 332 00:18:48,950 --> 00:18:51,230 Look, if you ever wanna talk, all I came here to say was 333 00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:53,710 there's a meeting in my cabin Monday, Wednesday, Friday. 334 00:18:53,820 --> 00:18:56,750 This one was a gift. That's irrelevant. 335 00:18:58,270 --> 00:18:59,790 Thanks, I appreciate it, 336 00:18:59,890 --> 00:19:02,790 but starting right now, I'm dry as dust. 337 00:19:03,690 --> 00:19:04,760 Okay. 338 00:19:20,430 --> 00:19:21,810 Hello there, uh... 339 00:19:21,910 --> 00:19:24,370 Just wanted to reintroduce myself. 340 00:19:24,470 --> 00:19:26,130 My name is Steve-- 341 00:19:26,230 --> 00:19:28,780 Ladies, how are you enjoying your spring break? 342 00:19:28,890 --> 00:19:31,750 We missed you at our party, Dr. DILF. 343 00:19:31,860 --> 00:19:35,240 Lucky for you, we're having another one tonight. Cabin 504. 344 00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:36,720 Good to know. 345 00:19:36,830 --> 00:19:38,170 Hey, Steve, can I talk to you for a second? 346 00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:39,590 Mm-hmm. 347 00:19:41,660 --> 00:19:43,590 - See you tonight. - Still no. 348 00:19:43,690 --> 00:19:46,320 - Yes. That means yes. - That means yes. 349 00:19:47,490 --> 00:19:50,290 Please tell me you figured out what's wrong with me. 350 00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:51,770 Your blood tests all came back clean, 351 00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:54,080 but I have been thinking about your weight loss. 352 00:19:54,190 --> 00:19:57,710 - How much was it? - About 30 pounds. 353 00:19:57,810 --> 00:19:59,540 Did you take anything to speed up the process? 354 00:20:00,060 --> 00:20:02,130 Well, actually, I stopped taking my meds. 355 00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:06,410 - What meds? - I was on paroxetine for depression. 356 00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:10,760 I blew up like a balloon which wasn't great for my mood. 357 00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:14,310 First, I'm really sorry to hear about your depression. That's rough. 358 00:20:14,690 --> 00:20:17,110 And second, you could've told me about the meds. 359 00:20:17,490 --> 00:20:19,630 It's just... I've had it pretty good. 360 00:20:19,730 --> 00:20:21,180 You know, I go to a good school, 361 00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:24,250 I've got good friends, a family that loves me. 362 00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:26,910 You know, who wants to hear about me being depressed? 363 00:20:27,010 --> 00:20:28,220 I do. 364 00:20:28,330 --> 00:20:30,810 Particularly because I think your meds 365 00:20:30,910 --> 00:20:32,400 may have been what caused your problem. 366 00:20:32,850 --> 00:20:36,370 A sudden drop in serotonin, in rare cases, can cause PGAD. 367 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:39,270 - Do I have to go back on the meds? - No. 368 00:20:39,370 --> 00:20:41,860 I'm gonna give you a script for a new medication called fluoxetine. 369 00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:43,580 It should boost your serotonin levels, 370 00:20:43,690 --> 00:20:45,380 and it's far less likely to cause you to gain weight. 371 00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:46,930 Doc, I can't thank you enough. 372 00:20:47,030 --> 00:20:50,140 - Let's shower first, then hugs. - Right. 373 00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:22,900 That all the horsepower you got? 374 00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:35,080 Okay, Vixens, this trip is everything. 375 00:21:36,010 --> 00:21:37,390 And Veronica, I'm so proud of you 376 00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:39,190 for overcoming your fear of fish. 377 00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:42,190 - Thank you. - But we have to be serious for a minute. 378 00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:44,950 We will have a four-way with the hot doctor 379 00:21:45,060 --> 00:21:47,340 by the end of the week if it kills us. 380 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:49,890 Spring break, bitches! 381 00:21:53,620 --> 00:21:56,030 Oh, uh, Dr. DILF, 382 00:21:56,660 --> 00:21:58,590 my friend's not feeling so well. 383 00:21:58,690 --> 00:21:59,970 Would you mind coming in? 384 00:22:12,530 --> 00:22:13,910 What seems to be the issue? 385 00:22:14,570 --> 00:22:16,880 I feel weak and my muscles ache. 386 00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:39,460 Your heart rate is elevated. 387 00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:41,010 How long have you been feeling sick? 388 00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:45,120 Look what I found in the hallway. 389 00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:50,330 Doctor, I knew eventually you'd come. 390 00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:53,710 I'm here strictly in a professional capacity. 391 00:22:56,580 --> 00:22:57,790 Vanessa? 392 00:22:59,930 --> 00:23:00,960 Vanessa? 393 00:23:02,820 --> 00:23:04,520 Oh, my God, Vanessa? 394 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:05,900 Is she okay? 395 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,480 She took something, didn't she? 396 00:23:07,590 --> 00:23:08,870 I-I don't know. 397 00:23:08,970 --> 00:23:10,420 I need you to call down to the infirmary. 398 00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:12,900 Tell them we got a Code Alpha in cabin 504. 399 00:23:14,490 --> 00:23:16,740 Hi, this is Veronica in cabin 504. 400 00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:20,010 Uh, Dr. Max is here, he says we have a Code Alpha. Please hurry. 401 00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:22,220 I need you to tell me what she took. Right now. 402 00:23:22,950 --> 00:23:25,540 I promise you're not gonna get in trouble if you do. 403 00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:29,160 I don't wanna say. 404 00:23:33,100 --> 00:23:34,130 Dr. Max? 405 00:23:34,510 --> 00:23:35,860 What's happening? 406 00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:37,450 Oh, my God, is he okay? 407 00:23:45,350 --> 00:23:46,560 Max? 408 00:23:47,730 --> 00:23:49,040 Tell me what happened. 409 00:23:49,150 --> 00:23:51,430 He was doing CPR on her. He just passed out. 410 00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:53,050 What did she take? 411 00:23:53,150 --> 00:23:54,770 Some coke. It's in the bathroom. 412 00:23:57,430 --> 00:23:58,850 Coke didn't do this. 413 00:23:58,950 --> 00:24:00,540 This is an opioid, probably synthetic fentanyl. 414 00:24:01,090 --> 00:24:03,130 Wait, wait, wait, but how can you be so sure? 415 00:24:03,230 --> 00:24:04,750 I don't need to be. 416 00:24:04,850 --> 00:24:05,990 Naloxone doesn't harm anyone who hasn't had opioids. 417 00:24:06,090 --> 00:24:07,820 It just saves people who have. 418 00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:10,480 - Are they gonna be okay? - God, I hope so. 419 00:24:11,820 --> 00:24:13,240 What the hell happened? 420 00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:16,280 She did coke laced with fentanyl. Max tried to save her. 421 00:24:16,380 --> 00:24:17,870 Oh, my God. 422 00:24:17,970 --> 00:24:19,000 Come on. 423 00:24:22,180 --> 00:24:23,600 I'm not getting a pulse. 424 00:24:23,700 --> 00:24:25,010 - Starting chest compressions. - Same. 425 00:24:25,390 --> 00:24:26,910 Please, please, please. 426 00:24:32,220 --> 00:24:34,230 She's got a pulse, but she's still breathing faintly. 427 00:24:34,330 --> 00:24:35,540 Can I get the naloxone? 428 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:37,260 No. Oh, no. 429 00:24:37,370 --> 00:24:38,960 Please, wake up. Please, wake up. 430 00:24:39,060 --> 00:24:41,890 - Anything? - No, giving him another dose. 431 00:24:47,030 --> 00:24:48,970 That's it, just breathe. That's it. 432 00:24:49,070 --> 00:24:51,000 You're gonna be okay, start breathing. 433 00:24:51,550 --> 00:24:53,830 There you go. Okay. 434 00:24:55,250 --> 00:24:57,940 Well done. No, no, no, rest your head. 435 00:24:59,290 --> 00:25:00,490 Come on, Max. 436 00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:04,640 - Come on, Max. Come on. - You're okay, just keep breathing. 437 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:06,710 Yes, yes, yes, yes. 438 00:25:07,850 --> 00:25:09,300 Come on, come on, come on. 439 00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:12,060 Come on. 440 00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:14,060 - That's it. You're okay. - Hi. 441 00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:15,920 Hi. 442 00:25:18,790 --> 00:25:20,890 No, no, no, don't get up. Don't go to sleep. We got this. 443 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,930 Hey. Hey. 444 00:25:26,450 --> 00:25:29,250 You're okay. You're okay. 445 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:34,010 What's that? 446 00:25:34,910 --> 00:25:37,630 It's naloxone, the IV version of the nasal spray 447 00:25:37,740 --> 00:25:39,080 we gave you in your cabin. 448 00:25:39,190 --> 00:25:40,950 It binds to the opioid receptors 449 00:25:41,050 --> 00:25:43,540 in your body and blocks the synthetic fentanyl. 450 00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:46,610 - Fentanyl? - Yeah. 451 00:25:48,990 --> 00:25:50,720 Last time I'm trusting that dealer. 452 00:25:50,820 --> 00:25:52,030 Maybe you should revise that 453 00:25:52,130 --> 00:25:54,100 to last time you trust any drug dealer. 454 00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:57,970 Right. 455 00:25:59,410 --> 00:26:00,620 I'm sorry, Doc. 456 00:26:02,870 --> 00:26:04,800 I feel really bad that I messed you up. 457 00:26:06,530 --> 00:26:08,040 Look ahead, please. 458 00:26:13,770 --> 00:26:14,980 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 459 00:26:15,950 --> 00:26:18,810 - I'm fine. - No, you are not. Lie back down. 460 00:26:21,510 --> 00:26:22,510 How's Hannah? 461 00:26:23,020 --> 00:26:24,610 She tested negative for Epstein-Barr, 462 00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:26,440 but her liver numbers aren't great. 463 00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:28,580 A problem which we can discuss 464 00:26:28,690 --> 00:26:30,100 while you are right where you are. 465 00:26:32,100 --> 00:26:33,860 Incoming. 466 00:26:37,450 --> 00:26:39,900 Well, looks like you're gonna need the bed. 467 00:26:40,940 --> 00:26:42,220 I can't move my legs. 468 00:26:43,630 --> 00:26:45,770 Muscle aches, tachycardia, 469 00:26:46,740 --> 00:26:48,980 loss of strength and sensation in the legs. 470 00:26:49,090 --> 00:26:50,330 You should be resting. 471 00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:53,260 I can't take a nap when there's a girl out there 472 00:26:53,370 --> 00:26:55,300 suffering from sudden paralysis. 473 00:26:56,160 --> 00:27:01,720 Okay. It could be hypokalemic periodic paralysis. 474 00:27:01,820 --> 00:27:03,310 We should check her potassium levels. 475 00:27:03,410 --> 00:27:07,280 And didn't one of the girls mention scuba diving? 476 00:27:09,900 --> 00:27:11,590 It could be the bends. 477 00:27:11,690 --> 00:27:14,320 No, our dives last 30 minutes and they go 50 to 60 feet deep. 478 00:27:14,420 --> 00:27:17,320 Bends would be an issue an hour after that depth. 479 00:27:17,420 --> 00:27:19,120 Are you okay? You're sweating. 480 00:27:19,220 --> 00:27:22,120 Is there a chance that maybe you were exposed? 481 00:27:22,220 --> 00:27:24,430 - No. I'm fine. - Of course. 482 00:27:24,530 --> 00:27:27,710 You're both fine veritable pictures of health and wellness. 483 00:27:29,540 --> 00:27:33,960 - So, not the bends. Maybe hyperthyroidism? - Or MS. 484 00:27:34,060 --> 00:27:36,620 Sudden onset MS with no prior neuro symptoms? Come on. 485 00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:39,690 Look, transverse myelitis or spinal cord compression are way more likely. 486 00:27:39,790 --> 00:27:42,310 We need to just... We need to give her a CT scan already. 487 00:27:43,590 --> 00:27:46,830 What do you mean already? This is the first time you mentioned a CT. 488 00:27:48,110 --> 00:27:50,660 Well, from what I understand, 489 00:27:50,770 --> 00:27:52,910 spring break has officially broken. 490 00:27:53,010 --> 00:27:54,220 Are you okay? 491 00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:58,460 - I'll be up to speed in no time. - Yeah. Don't rush that. 492 00:27:59,290 --> 00:28:01,880 I'm still gonna need the names of all the passengers that were 493 00:28:01,990 --> 00:28:03,610 in possession of the drugs 494 00:28:03,710 --> 00:28:06,020 'cause I've got to alert the authorities at the next port. 495 00:28:06,130 --> 00:28:07,890 They could pull our license. 496 00:28:07,990 --> 00:28:10,100 Plus, we have a zero tolerance policy on the Odyssey. 497 00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:12,580 Captain, they're just kids. 498 00:28:12,690 --> 00:28:14,310 They made a mistake and they are terrified. 499 00:28:14,410 --> 00:28:17,900 Good, I'm glad. They should be terrified. 500 00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:21,350 Two years ago, we had a spring breaker come on the ship. 501 00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:23,280 Had some Molly with him. 502 00:28:23,390 --> 00:28:24,940 He gave it to a bunch of the girls. 503 00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:26,460 It turns out one of them 504 00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:30,080 had an undiagnosed case of cardiac arrhythmia. 505 00:28:30,530 --> 00:28:33,880 So she came on my ship having the time of her life. 506 00:28:34,330 --> 00:28:36,400 And she damn near lost her life. 507 00:28:38,540 --> 00:28:40,960 Captain, I promised them that if they came clean, 508 00:28:41,060 --> 00:28:43,060 nothing bad was gonna happen to them. 509 00:28:50,070 --> 00:28:51,790 I'm not gonna make you a liar. 510 00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:54,070 But you get with security 511 00:28:54,180 --> 00:28:56,280 and you get all that stuff off my ship. 512 00:28:56,380 --> 00:28:57,730 Aye, Captain. 513 00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:04,080 I'm gonna go check on Vanessa 514 00:29:04,190 --> 00:29:07,090 while Tristan runs Victoria's spinal CT. 515 00:29:07,190 --> 00:29:09,090 And you... 516 00:29:09,710 --> 00:29:10,920 rest. 517 00:29:19,890 --> 00:29:22,450 Okay. Got the lavender sleep mask. 518 00:29:22,860 --> 00:29:25,140 - And your comfort jammies. - If you start to feel lightheaded 519 00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:26,970 or nauseous, let me know. 520 00:29:28,690 --> 00:29:29,900 Can I go back to my room? 521 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,590 It's gotten kind of loud in here. 522 00:29:31,700 --> 00:29:33,970 We need to keep you here, so we can monitor your liver. 523 00:29:34,630 --> 00:29:37,530 You still don't know what's wrong with me? 524 00:29:37,630 --> 00:29:39,120 We're gonna run more tests. 525 00:29:40,460 --> 00:29:44,400 Wait, um, can Veronica stay the night tonight, please? 526 00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:46,610 I don't wanna be alone. 527 00:29:47,300 --> 00:29:51,920 Sure. But you need rest, all of you. 528 00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:55,620 You're okay, and Victoria's gonna be okay. 529 00:29:56,380 --> 00:29:59,100 - Vixens for life. - Vixens for life. 530 00:29:59,210 --> 00:30:00,660 Did you bring my fuzzy socks? 531 00:30:01,070 --> 00:30:04,180 You know what? I did. 532 00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:06,180 I wouldn't dare forget them. 533 00:30:28,610 --> 00:30:30,000 Tristan, what's wrong? 534 00:30:37,660 --> 00:30:39,900 Almost done with the Myers' cocktail. 535 00:30:40,420 --> 00:30:42,870 Didn't think I'd be making my ginger tea for you. 536 00:30:42,970 --> 00:30:44,940 Ugh. 537 00:30:45,630 --> 00:30:47,700 I can't believe how awful I feel. 538 00:30:48,190 --> 00:30:50,050 How long since your last drink? 539 00:30:52,330 --> 00:30:54,430 A little over 24 hours. 540 00:30:57,090 --> 00:30:58,960 - I'm so embarrassed. - Don't be. 541 00:30:59,540 --> 00:31:02,340 All this time, I've been thinking, you know, 542 00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:05,130 work like a captain, play like a pirate. 543 00:31:08,210 --> 00:31:10,070 I thought I had it under control. 544 00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:15,280 You know, I'm feeling much better, 545 00:31:15,390 --> 00:31:17,630 so let's just get this out of me, please. 546 00:31:17,730 --> 00:31:18,770 Okay. 547 00:31:19,290 --> 00:31:20,870 But we need to get you back to your cabin. 548 00:31:20,980 --> 00:31:24,220 No, no, we have patients. I can hold out. 549 00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:28,120 What is it with you guys and refusing to admit that you need help? 550 00:31:28,710 --> 00:31:30,500 Max is doing better. 551 00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:32,400 I got this. 552 00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:35,890 We got you. 553 00:31:38,820 --> 00:31:40,030 Go rest. 554 00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:55,050 - Thanks. - Mm-hmm. 555 00:31:59,050 --> 00:32:00,600 Get some rest, bud. 556 00:32:04,990 --> 00:32:06,540 Victoria's imaging. 557 00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:09,270 Frustratingly, no signs of spinal compression 558 00:32:09,370 --> 00:32:11,300 or transverse myelitis, 559 00:32:11,410 --> 00:32:13,690 so we still have no idea why she lost movement and sensation in her legs. 560 00:32:13,790 --> 00:32:16,000 Could be a fistula causing a spinal cord stroke 561 00:32:16,100 --> 00:32:17,210 too small to see on imaging. 562 00:32:17,310 --> 00:32:19,040 If it is, we are not prepared 563 00:32:19,140 --> 00:32:20,620 to deal with spinal embolization. 564 00:32:24,010 --> 00:32:27,180 I need a Band-Aid, paper cut. 565 00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:29,980 You're supposed to be resting. 566 00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:31,600 Well, it's hard to study when I'm bleeding 567 00:32:31,700 --> 00:32:33,980 all over the analytical reasoning section. 568 00:32:34,090 --> 00:32:36,810 Okay. I'm gonna get you a Band-Aid, 569 00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:39,540 but you need to take a break. 570 00:32:40,020 --> 00:32:41,580 I can't. 571 00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:44,750 Stanford's median test score is a 173, and I got a 170. 572 00:32:44,850 --> 00:32:46,990 - I thought you said you blew it. - I did. 573 00:32:48,100 --> 00:32:49,130 Hannah. 574 00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:50,620 It's the middle of the night. 575 00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:53,070 You're sick and you're driving yourself crazy 576 00:32:53,170 --> 00:32:55,040 over three points on the LSAT. 577 00:32:59,390 --> 00:33:00,700 Why are you sniffing my finger? 578 00:33:01,630 --> 00:33:03,360 Because your blood smells metallic. 579 00:33:03,460 --> 00:33:05,120 I think I know what's wrong with you. 580 00:33:05,910 --> 00:33:07,810 I might not ever get feeling back in my legs? 581 00:33:07,910 --> 00:33:09,910 We're gonna get you all the help you need. 582 00:33:10,430 --> 00:33:12,850 That's why I've told the captain to take the ship into the nearest port, 583 00:33:12,950 --> 00:33:15,920 and I'm gonna be with you every step of the way, I promise. 584 00:33:22,550 --> 00:33:23,760 What's going on? 585 00:33:27,860 --> 00:33:29,110 What's wrong with her? 586 00:33:29,210 --> 00:33:31,180 Her lungs are decompensating. Avery. 587 00:33:31,690 --> 00:33:33,320 - What's going on? - She's coughing up blood. 588 00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:35,460 Pulmonary embolism would make sense 589 00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:37,040 if the loss of feeling was caused by another clot. 590 00:33:37,150 --> 00:33:38,530 I think she's got the bends. 591 00:33:40,460 --> 00:33:42,330 I need the cardiac ultrasound. 592 00:33:44,430 --> 00:33:46,810 Deep breaths. Deep breaths. 593 00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:50,200 Breathe. Deep breaths. There you go. 594 00:33:53,340 --> 00:33:54,750 What is the bends? 595 00:33:54,860 --> 00:33:56,930 Nitrogen gas forms bubbles in the bloodstream. 596 00:33:57,030 --> 00:33:58,510 It can happen after diving. 597 00:33:58,620 --> 00:34:00,270 But she wasn't down long enough or deep enough. 598 00:34:00,380 --> 00:34:01,830 Did you drink before you went diving today? 599 00:34:01,930 --> 00:34:04,620 I mean, we always start with mimosas on vacay. 600 00:34:04,730 --> 00:34:06,040 I'm not following. 601 00:34:06,140 --> 00:34:08,140 The bends doesn't usually present with cardiac issues. 602 00:34:08,250 --> 00:34:10,700 Certain cardiac conditions can make you more susceptible to the bends, 603 00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:12,840 particularly if you're dehydrated from drinking. 604 00:34:12,940 --> 00:34:14,250 You think she has a PFO? 605 00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:15,320 What's a PFO? 606 00:34:15,430 --> 00:34:16,950 Patent foramen ovale. 607 00:34:17,050 --> 00:34:19,090 It's a little hole between your left and right atria. 608 00:34:19,190 --> 00:34:21,190 Everybody has it when they're born, but for most people, 609 00:34:21,300 --> 00:34:23,190 it closes during infancy. 610 00:34:23,300 --> 00:34:26,300 But not... 611 00:34:27,750 --> 00:34:28,850 for... 612 00:34:29,990 --> 00:34:30,960 you. 613 00:34:31,060 --> 00:34:32,240 There it is. 614 00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:34,830 What does it mean? 615 00:34:34,930 --> 00:34:37,280 It means we need to get you into a hyperbaric chamber immediately. 616 00:35:13,930 --> 00:35:17,490 - How you feeling? - Better, so much less achy. 617 00:35:17,940 --> 00:35:19,150 Good. 618 00:35:22,180 --> 00:35:25,150 You ready? 619 00:35:35,370 --> 00:35:36,890 Look at that. 620 00:35:36,990 --> 00:35:38,230 Doing better already. 621 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,830 What about my heart, the PFO thing? 622 00:35:46,900 --> 00:35:48,870 Well, you're definitely gonna need to see a cardiologist 623 00:35:48,970 --> 00:35:50,800 when you go home. 624 00:35:50,900 --> 00:35:52,730 But as long as you don't go scuba diving again, you should be fine. 625 00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:55,870 Most people live with PFO their entire lives with no issue. 626 00:35:56,910 --> 00:35:59,360 Oh, my God. 627 00:36:01,150 --> 00:36:03,360 You scared the hell out of us. 628 00:36:04,260 --> 00:36:07,330 Doctor, come here. 629 00:36:09,650 --> 00:36:12,340 You saved our lives, Dr. DILF. 630 00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:13,650 Thank you. 631 00:36:14,860 --> 00:36:17,310 Ooh, ladies, hands. 632 00:36:25,830 --> 00:36:31,530 So, this thing that I have is genetic. 633 00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:33,700 Yeah. 634 00:36:33,810 --> 00:36:36,020 You have a condition called hemochromatosis. 635 00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:38,230 Your body absorbs too much iron from the food you eat, 636 00:36:38,330 --> 00:36:42,510 and iron buildup can cause damage to the liver and other organs. 637 00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:46,990 And is this the cure? 638 00:36:47,100 --> 00:36:48,890 Bloodletting has been a medical technique since the 1700s. 639 00:36:48,990 --> 00:36:50,690 It may have killed George Washington, 640 00:36:50,790 --> 00:36:53,210 but for your condition, it can be very effective. 641 00:36:53,310 --> 00:36:54,860 George Washington, wow. 642 00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:59,490 Seems so strange that losing blood could make me better. 643 00:36:59,590 --> 00:37:01,390 Red blood cells contain iron. 644 00:37:01,490 --> 00:37:03,180 And right now, 645 00:37:03,290 --> 00:37:05,670 your body is sending a signal to produce more red blood cells 646 00:37:05,770 --> 00:37:08,290 which will use up your surplus iron. 647 00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:12,500 I'm really sorry you got sick. 648 00:37:12,980 --> 00:37:16,680 But maybe this will give you some perspective on life, 649 00:37:16,780 --> 00:37:18,780 that there are other things in it that matter 650 00:37:18,890 --> 00:37:21,200 besides where you go to law school. 651 00:37:21,650 --> 00:37:24,690 Fun, friends, connection. 652 00:37:28,690 --> 00:37:31,760 Dr. DILF, we'll miss you. 653 00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:39,910 After this, can I get out of here? 654 00:37:40,010 --> 00:37:41,460 Sure. 655 00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:47,260 So you know what I don't need to happen ever again? 656 00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:48,920 - What's that? - Last night. 657 00:37:49,020 --> 00:37:50,920 You and Tristan having health scares at the same time. 658 00:37:51,020 --> 00:37:52,510 Yes, sorry about that. 659 00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:54,610 Hi, ladies. 660 00:37:56,820 --> 00:37:58,720 Looks like Hannah took your advice. 661 00:37:59,270 --> 00:38:00,480 Aw. 662 00:38:02,210 --> 00:38:03,480 Ooh. 663 00:38:03,590 --> 00:38:05,240 - I gave him fluoxetine. - Hi. 664 00:38:05,350 --> 00:38:06,620 Hopefully, the serotonin levels 665 00:38:06,730 --> 00:38:08,630 are high enough now that he doesn't... 666 00:38:08,730 --> 00:38:09,660 You know. 667 00:38:09,770 --> 00:38:13,080 - I'm Hannah. - Hi, I'm Steve. 668 00:38:13,180 --> 00:38:15,050 Yes. 669 00:38:15,150 --> 00:38:16,770 - It's nice to meet you. - It's nice to meet you. 670 00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:18,260 How long have you been on this cruise? 671 00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:20,570 - Same time as you. - True. 672 00:38:24,370 --> 00:38:25,570 Tristan. 673 00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:28,610 Yeah. 674 00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:32,680 Hey. 675 00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:34,820 Came to see how you're doing. 676 00:38:36,270 --> 00:38:37,660 Better than yesterday. 677 00:38:38,100 --> 00:38:40,170 Well, we've brought you electrolytes for the dehydration, 678 00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:43,140 ibuprofen for the aches and pains, and food. 679 00:38:43,590 --> 00:38:45,110 That's for eating. 680 00:38:48,630 --> 00:38:50,080 Is that a cricket ball? 681 00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:52,360 Yeah. 682 00:38:52,460 --> 00:38:56,470 Yeah, my, uh... my dad got me this one for my ninth birthday. 683 00:38:57,190 --> 00:38:59,750 - Did you guys use to play? - Mmm. 684 00:38:59,850 --> 00:39:01,400 We did. 685 00:39:01,510 --> 00:39:02,820 On his good days. 686 00:39:05,060 --> 00:39:06,410 And those were, uh... 687 00:39:07,370 --> 00:39:10,450 Well, they were fewer and further between as I got older. 688 00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:12,000 Until he left. 689 00:39:20,390 --> 00:39:21,980 My dad drank. 690 00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:28,670 You've never told me that. 691 00:39:28,780 --> 00:39:30,570 Well, Mother never talked about it. 692 00:39:32,540 --> 00:39:34,440 Guess I just followed suit. 693 00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:37,200 I could tell. 694 00:39:37,820 --> 00:39:42,550 The glazed eyes, the mood swings, the smell. 695 00:39:45,900 --> 00:39:46,970 I swore. 696 00:39:47,070 --> 00:39:49,870 I swore, I swore I'd never be like that. 697 00:39:51,630 --> 00:39:53,390 That kind of a man. 698 00:39:55,180 --> 00:39:57,180 That kind of a father. 699 00:39:57,290 --> 00:39:59,010 You won't be. 700 00:40:00,740 --> 00:40:03,600 Well, as lousy as I've been feeling... 701 00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:07,880 I can't keep thinking that I could really do with a... 702 00:40:10,510 --> 00:40:12,540 That I could really do with a drink. 703 00:40:25,210 --> 00:40:26,450 Well... 704 00:40:27,010 --> 00:40:31,180 I, for one, am really impressed that you just shared all that. 705 00:40:31,290 --> 00:40:32,560 It takes a lot of guts. 706 00:40:34,670 --> 00:40:36,570 - Yeah. - And we'll help you. 707 00:40:38,530 --> 00:40:40,430 Whatever you need, Tristan. 708 00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:43,880 We are here for you. 709 00:40:47,410 --> 00:40:48,610 Thanks. 710 00:40:50,580 --> 00:40:52,310 You're amazing. 711 00:40:52,410 --> 00:40:56,520 ♪ Get so high that my feet Can't find the floor ♪ 712 00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:02,110 Perhaps our newcomer would like to introduce himself? 713 00:41:02,210 --> 00:41:05,220 ♪ Hurts just a little bit more Than the hit before ♪ 714 00:41:06,110 --> 00:41:08,250 ♪ Been forever since ♪ 715 00:41:08,980 --> 00:41:10,010 Hi. 716 00:41:12,050 --> 00:41:13,090 I'm Tristan. 717 00:41:13,980 --> 00:41:16,470 ♪ But I don't know How much more I can take ♪ 718 00:41:16,570 --> 00:41:20,510 And I recently realized that I may have a drinking problem. 719 00:41:23,060 --> 00:41:24,580 You're in the right place. 720 00:41:25,650 --> 00:41:27,340 Welcome, Tristan. 721 00:41:27,450 --> 00:41:31,350 ♪ It's so hard ♪ 722 00:41:31,450 --> 00:41:38,460 ♪ To be human ♪ 53532

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