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Have you got a condom?
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My wallet's in my bag.
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And it doesn't have
any condoms in it.
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Oh, I think I might have one. OK.
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Must've fallen out. Oh.
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I mean, we could still...
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Erm...
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What about disease?
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You what? Oh, I'm not suggesting
you've got anything.
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No, it's just that
advert from the '80s.
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"AIDS. Don't die of AIDS."
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Scared the life out of me
when I first saw it.
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I think it's, "AIDS.
Don't die of ignorance."
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I saw it on TikTok.
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Pretty sure it's,
"AIDS. Don't die of AIDS."
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No. It's, "AIDS. Don't die
of ignorance."
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Why would it be,
"AIDS. Don't die of AIDS."
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Well...
That's a terrible slogan.
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Well, let's just agree to disagree,
shall we? OK.
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Could all passengers please
return to their seats,
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as we begin our descent
into Manchester Airport.
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Are we doing this then or what?
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Sure, yeah. And I'll just finish in
the sink to be sensible.
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Yeah. OK.
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Oh, I'm Ben, by the way. Gemma.
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I can see you.
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I'll go...shall I?
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Yeah.
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Meeting you tonight...
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..has changed my life.
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DM me, Gemboodles. Gemma!
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Don't ignore me.
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I know where you live.
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You're back very early.
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Yeah.
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I met...Danny at The Red Rock
and we...
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Anyway, thank God I came back early.
We've been burgled.
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Are you moving out?
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I'm going to be a mummy!
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Me and Sancho are having a baby.
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What?
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Sancho is an idiot who once stapled
himself to a park bench.
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Hey!
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Sancho has a lovely flat.
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No, you're right, he does, actually.
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Very nice carpets.
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Yeah, well...
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We didn't plan on becoming
Mummy and Daddy so soon,
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but when we found out...
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So, no doubts at all, then?
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Yeah, a few.
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Can we afford it?
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Am I going to get fat?
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What if I end up tearing my vaginger
from front to back
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and my entire poop system
needs rebuilding?
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That can happen? Can and does. Oof.
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- But in the end...
- ..I knew I wanted this.
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Fuck.
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Congratulations, Gemma.
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Do you know
when your last period was?
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Could have been a few weeks ago.
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Or a couple of...months.
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OK.
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I was given a workshop on
how to do this tactfully,
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but these appointments are only
eight minutes long so...
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Is the father around? No.
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Do you know who the father is?
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Erm... Pass?
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Do you want to continue
with this pregnancy, Gemma?
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You should probably
give it some thought.
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Having a baby - or not - isn't
something you should do on your own.
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I've booked you in with the midwife.
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Is there someone who can go along
with you? Mother? Sister? Friend?
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Not really, no.
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My mum's just ran off
with her and my dad's savings,
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my sister's on remand
and my flatmate just moved out,
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so my life's a mess right now.
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Still...
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Every cloud?
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God, do you not find it
a bit depressing?
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Eh? No! No.
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I'm quite enjoying
my independence actually.
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I'm living my best life, Gemma.
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Well, you know, the best life
anyone can live sharing a bog
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with five other fellas.
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Oh!
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Oh, bollocks.
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That keeps happ... Oh, shit...
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Oh, Jesus, Dad, I really
need to eat something.
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Yeah, just hang on. Hang on.
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Ah!
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Ow!
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Can I have this doughnut?
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Eh?
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Yeah...
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I mean...
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I mean, I was saving it,
but, you know.
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Oh, thanks, Gem.
It's just that...
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I just haven't had the chance to
get down the garage, you know.
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Wait, you do your
food shop at the garage?
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Yeah. Why not the supermarket?
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Because your mother gave
back the family car
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and real men don't use taxis.
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Would you like a lift
one night after work?
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Oh, would you, love? Yeah.
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I'm starving. Yeah.
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Here, look. Oh, you were
going to tell me something.
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Doesn't matter. OK.
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Gemma, love! Hi, Mum.
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Has your father died?
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No! Why?
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Well, last time I saw him
he looked as if...
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I wondered if he'd got something
they haven't found yet.
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He looks like he'd have a lump
somewhere. Mum!
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No, I'm not wishing this upon him,
he just looks ill.
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Is everything else OK?
Is Catherine OK?
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Still in prison.
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But she hasn't been shanked
or anything, has she?
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What is your obsession
with people being dead?
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It's 3am, love.
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If someone hasn't died, it's
a bit rude calling at this time.
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Where are you? Montreal.
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I thought you were in Paris.
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Yeah, well, they speak French here,
too.
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Should I go? Yes!
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Well, it's just that...
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Stop looking so nervous, Gemma.
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You're embarrassing me
in front of my friends.
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Friends? Yeah.
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I've, err, got her initials
tattooed on my thigh.
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Wasn't strictly my choice but...
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..you know...
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So how is Dad?
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He's a mess.
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Well, Mum is ruthless.
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Yeah.
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She is.
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See where you get it from.
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Did Gary hurt you? What? No!
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No, he really loves me.
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So why did you pay someone to
push him off the fire escape?
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I have three members of staff,
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all of whom have
special educational needs.
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No, they don't. You've met 'em.
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They seem to have
special educational needs.
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No-one else was going to employ 'em.
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Look, cashing in on Gary's life
insurance was the easiest way
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to keep the sandwich shop solvent.
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It was a legitimate
business decision.
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I don't remember Deborah Meaden ever
trying to have someone murdered.
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Anyway, Gary's fine now, so I don't
really see what the problem is.
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You honestly don't, do you?
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No.
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Anyway, I have some news
of my own actually.
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Oh. Yeah.
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I'm... Oi. No standing.
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No way! Right, nobody move!
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Fuck's sake, Gemma.
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I wasn't, "rubbing a stash
of yummy heroin."
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I'm having a baby.
Congratulations.
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I'm still going to need to
see your arsehole, love.
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Don't worry, a bum search is
nothing compared to giving birth.
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In fact, this is good preparation
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for all those midwives
looking up your foof.
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A little bit of life learning...
..on me.
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What can I get ya?
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Oh, err, flat white - decaf. Thanks.
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That'll be 2.50.
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Oh, fuck.
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Fuck, I've lost my card.
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Of course I have, cos it's me.
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I expect my car'll get nicked
or my kidneys'll fail next.
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Fuck. What can I get ya?
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No, no, no.
I'll, err, I'll get hers.
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Thanks.
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No worries.
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I hope the other stuff
doesn't happen.
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I'm not sure I can stretch to a car.
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Or a kidney.
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Oh, great spread, Malc.
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Yeah. Here you go.
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So, erm, look, I just...
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I just... I just wanted
to bring up the, erm...
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..the bathroom.
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What the fuck is wrong with
the bathroom?
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Er, nothing. No, I just thought...
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I thought we could maybe, erm...
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..you know, clean it?
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I mean, not all the time,
obviously just, erm...
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Maybe just once?
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That bathroom is a shrine to us
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having broken free
of the shackles of women.
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It's art, Malcolm. Yeah.
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Yeah, no, no, I get that, I do.
It's just...
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It's just that, err, you know,
not everything goes into the bowl
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all the time
and nobody cleans it up, you know.
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Are you saying you don't
misfire sometimes?
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Well, wee, yeah.
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But you know "not wee"...
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I stood in some the other day,
I had to soak me foot in Dettol.
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I can't expose it to
direct sunlight now.
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Poor pathetic Malcolm.
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The foot vampire.
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I'm not a foot vampire.
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Foot vampire! Foot...
Chant, Andy!
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Foot vampire! Foot vampire!
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Foot vampire! Foot vampire!
I'm not...
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Foot vampire! Foot vampire!
Foot vampire!
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Foot vampire! Foot vampire!
Foot vampire! Foot...
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All right, I'm a foot vampire, eh?
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Argh! Foot vampire! Foot vampire!
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Argh!
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That's just fucking weird, Malcolm.
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Sorry.
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So that's the flat.
The room's available immediately.
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And did Baris, the landlord, tell
you that bills aren't included?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Do you mind if I
write my name on my food items?
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See, I've been stung in the past.
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Lost a lot of money
not writing my name on food.
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Sure.
And I like to often wear gloves.
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Because of viruses...
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..and other reasons.
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So, Russell... Yeah.
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Do you recognise me?
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Yeah, I did... I did the voiceover
for Single Pringle Mingle.
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The Welsh dating show.
With crisps?
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No.
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Sorry, I thought you were a...
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Stand-up? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. I am. Yeah.
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Ooh-eh.
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It's nice.
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I like it.
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Thanks. How come you're
looking for somewhere now,
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if you don't mind me asking?
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I just got out of prison.
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Don't worry,
I didn't do anything terrible.
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I was in the Baader-Meinhof.
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No?
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No-one remembers.
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What a waste of a life.
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If I were to uncover the secret
government paedophile ring,
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you'd be cool with me using this
as a base for meetings?
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Is there a lock
on your bedroom door?
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What? No, I'm just...
I'm just asking.
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I'm just asking.
Yeah, I'm a feminist. So...
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Yeah.
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Nice.
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Nice curtains.
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The rent's a bit high.
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Baris sets the rent.
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If I pleasure you once a week,
could you knock 20 quid off?
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No?
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£10?
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Wow.
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So, err, what happens
if you don't get a flatmate?
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Well, then, I'll have to pay
all the rent myself,
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which I can't afford.
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Hey, Gemma.
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This is like the longest you and I
have spent together for ages,
261
00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:12,940
isn't it?
262
00:20:12,940 --> 00:20:15,620
What, 43 minutes,
including the drive?
263
00:20:15,620 --> 00:20:17,540
Yeah.
264
00:20:17,540 --> 00:20:20,860
You never came out to tea with us.
We always asked.
265
00:20:20,860 --> 00:20:22,420
I know. Sorry.
266
00:20:23,580 --> 00:20:27,020
Just, they put garlic
in everything, don't they?
267
00:20:27,020 --> 00:20:28,180
They? Well, they/them.
268
00:20:28,180 --> 00:20:30,140
You know, the people who make
the food when you go out.
269
00:20:30,140 --> 00:20:32,060
They put garlic in everything.
270
00:20:33,340 --> 00:20:34,540
Hey.
271
00:20:34,540 --> 00:20:37,100
I should get some jacket potatoes.
272
00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:39,020
Your mum used to hate them.
273
00:20:46,900 --> 00:20:48,580
Dad, how many do you want?
274
00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:51,980
No. They're normal potatoes,
aren't they? I need jacket potatoes.
275
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:55,940
What do you think
jacket potatoes are?
276
00:20:55,940 --> 00:20:57,900
Well, they're special potatoes,
aren't they?
277
00:20:57,900 --> 00:21:00,740
They're like, err, they're
covered in, like, leather.
278
00:21:00,740 --> 00:21:02,940
Well, not leather.
But, you know, something.
279
00:21:02,940 --> 00:21:04,660
Covered in something
because they're called...
280
00:21:05,820 --> 00:21:07,580
..jacket, aren't they?
281
00:21:07,580 --> 00:21:09,180
No.
282
00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:13,660
They're just normal big potatoes
cooked in the oven and/or microwave.
283
00:21:13,660 --> 00:21:15,660
Jesus fucking Christ!
284
00:21:17,140 --> 00:21:19,220
Are you all right, love? No.
285
00:21:19,220 --> 00:21:21,700
I'm not all right, Dad.
I'm pregnant.
286
00:21:21,700 --> 00:21:24,020
I'm pregnant
and I'm about to be homeless
287
00:21:24,020 --> 00:21:26,460
and I don't know who the father is
and I don't have any women in
288
00:21:26,460 --> 00:21:27,820
my life to support me
289
00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:30,620
and I don't want my baby growing up
to be the kind of moron
290
00:21:30,620 --> 00:21:34,540
who thinks jacket potatoes are
potatoes covered in leather!
291
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:39,980
I'm going to be a grandad!
292
00:21:42,580 --> 00:21:43,740
Oh, Gem.
293
00:21:45,300 --> 00:21:48,220
Come here. Come here.
294
00:21:48,220 --> 00:21:49,300
Oh...
295
00:21:50,540 --> 00:21:51,940
Look, I know...
296
00:21:51,940 --> 00:21:56,540
I know your mum and your sister
aren't here, but you've got me.
297
00:21:57,620 --> 00:21:59,140
Eh?
298
00:21:59,140 --> 00:22:00,660
Come here.
299
00:22:00,660 --> 00:22:02,100
It's all right.
300
00:22:02,100 --> 00:22:03,820
I'm going to be a grandad.
301
00:22:03,820 --> 00:22:05,980
These are happy tears!
302
00:22:05,980 --> 00:22:07,860
They are not happy tears. Oh...
303
00:22:09,420 --> 00:22:10,740
Oh, Gem.
304
00:22:16,940 --> 00:22:18,900
Hey, this is exciting, isn't it?
Are you excited?
305
00:22:18,900 --> 00:22:21,180
Eh, us living together!
306
00:22:21,180 --> 00:22:22,380
Thrilled.
307
00:22:24,900 --> 00:22:26,060
Yeah, love.
308
00:22:27,740 --> 00:22:29,620
I really want to support you,
you know,
309
00:22:29,620 --> 00:22:32,140
at this important time in your life.
310
00:22:32,140 --> 00:22:34,180
I got you something,
from the garage.
311
00:22:34,180 --> 00:22:35,300
Look.
312
00:22:38,940 --> 00:22:40,020
Woohoo.
313
00:22:42,340 --> 00:22:44,500
It's not for you. You know,
it's for the...
314
00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:45,980
..erm, thing.
315
00:22:55,660 --> 00:22:58,060
Hey, you might as well
leave that open, you know,
316
00:22:58,060 --> 00:23:00,420
because Derek's coming
with me duvet.
317
00:23:03,180 --> 00:23:05,300
Oh, thanks, mate.
318
00:23:05,300 --> 00:23:06,580
You're welcome, king.
319
00:23:10,380 --> 00:23:12,060
Heard you're up the stick.
320
00:23:12,060 --> 00:23:13,260
Lucky escape.
321
00:23:13,260 --> 00:23:14,540
Who for? You or me?
322
00:23:18,420 --> 00:23:21,620
I'm trying really hard to enjoy
the company of women.
323
00:23:21,620 --> 00:23:22,780
You look lovely.
324
00:23:25,260 --> 00:23:26,660
Fancy a brew? Yeah.
325
00:23:26,660 --> 00:23:28,460
Good. Eh? Get the kettle on.
326
00:23:45,700 --> 00:23:47,460
RoboCop.
327
00:23:47,460 --> 00:23:48,660
Best film ever made.
328
00:23:48,660 --> 00:23:50,380
I've seen it 15, 20 times.
329
00:23:51,420 --> 00:23:53,340
And yet you still stayed
and watched it again.
330
00:23:53,340 --> 00:23:55,820
I wanted to see if Malcolm liked it.
331
00:23:55,820 --> 00:23:58,700
Best film ever made. See!
332
00:23:58,700 --> 00:24:01,180
And that bit where they turn the guy
into the toxic sludge monster!
333
00:24:01,180 --> 00:24:03,460
Oh, yeah. Oh, baby.
334
00:24:03,460 --> 00:24:05,580
They never used to show
that bit on the telly. Yeah.
335
00:24:05,580 --> 00:24:07,940
First time I watched RoboCop
on DVD I was like...
336
00:24:07,940 --> 00:24:09,300
"Oh, ja!
337
00:24:09,300 --> 00:24:12,500
"Oh, what the fuck is this?
Oh, ja, this is amazing!"
338
00:24:12,500 --> 00:24:14,700
Right, Malcolm? Yeah, amazing.
339
00:24:14,700 --> 00:24:17,140
Oh, God.
340
00:24:17,140 --> 00:24:19,940
Anyway, speaking of toxic sludge...
341
00:24:21,100 --> 00:24:22,260
Oh, God.
342
00:24:26,380 --> 00:24:29,060
Don't worry, I'll go in after,
make sure everything's all right.
343
00:24:32,220 --> 00:24:34,300
What if everything isn't all right,
Dad?
344
00:24:38,140 --> 00:24:39,260
It will be.
345
00:24:47,100 --> 00:24:49,740
Oh, hey. Might be a good idea
to get some Dettol.
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