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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,333 --> 00:00:03,003 [ding] 2 00:00:04,462 --> 00:00:07,047 The only reason hetero men don't want to try it 3 00:00:07,048 --> 00:00:08,632 is because they're afraid they'll love it. 4 00:00:08,633 --> 00:00:12,428 Mm-hmm, I agree. It's like a sexy gateway drug. 5 00:00:12,429 --> 00:00:14,805 Speaking of sexy, I need someone 6 00:00:14,806 --> 00:00:16,348 sexy and special to host the annual 7 00:00:16,349 --> 00:00:19,101 Singles Sexy -N- Special Valentine's Day Extravaganza. 8 00:00:19,102 --> 00:00:21,103 And you're it. 9 00:00:21,104 --> 00:00:23,188 I would do it, but I have a popcorn kernel 10 00:00:23,189 --> 00:00:25,232 stuck in my teeth that's literally consuming 11 00:00:25,233 --> 00:00:27,234 - all of my attention. - Uh... 12 00:00:27,235 --> 00:00:29,611 Thanks, the only other single, sexy, and special person 13 00:00:29,612 --> 00:00:30,946 standing here besides me. 14 00:00:30,947 --> 00:00:32,281 Make sure you're there, or I'll kill you 15 00:00:32,282 --> 00:00:34,074 and your entire family. Thanks. 16 00:00:34,075 --> 00:00:36,286 ♪ 17 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:40,706 - I can't believe him! - I have a family? 18 00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:42,791 The most sexy and special event of the year 19 00:00:42,792 --> 00:00:44,710 needs a sexy and special substitute. 20 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:47,755 The epitome of both is standing right in front of him, 21 00:00:47,756 --> 00:00:51,467 and he asks regular and degular-ass you to be it? 22 00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:54,136 My whole life, I believed I was never born into a family, 23 00:00:54,137 --> 00:00:56,472 but rather made to be all alone. 24 00:00:56,473 --> 00:00:58,807 You're right, I should accompany you to the party 25 00:00:58,808 --> 00:01:01,643 and show them what sexy and special really looks like. 26 00:01:01,644 --> 00:01:04,188 [gasps] They probably have so many stories and photos 27 00:01:04,189 --> 00:01:05,981 that'll help me connect to my roots. 28 00:01:05,982 --> 00:01:08,192 But if you're going to have me as a date, 29 00:01:08,193 --> 00:01:10,360 we need to make some minor adjustments. 30 00:01:10,361 --> 00:01:13,155 Ooh, I know! You just need... 31 00:01:13,156 --> 00:01:14,490 To find them and protect them. 32 00:01:14,491 --> 00:01:16,992 Some new pants. I was gonna say pants. 33 00:01:16,993 --> 00:01:18,869 Oh, okay, I like pants. 34 00:01:18,870 --> 00:01:20,954 [sinister laugh] 35 00:01:20,955 --> 00:01:21,997 [door bell jingling] 36 00:01:21,998 --> 00:01:24,084 Hey, this isn't the pants store. 37 00:01:25,251 --> 00:01:27,544 Jamal Warren? Jamal Warren, Number 24? 38 00:01:27,545 --> 00:01:30,255 - Twenty-four? - Jamal, it's me, baby. 39 00:01:30,256 --> 00:01:32,216 I'm the mechanic who created you. 40 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:34,009 - Dad? - Hey! 41 00:01:34,010 --> 00:01:36,095 - I guess you could say that! - So, you're who's responsible 42 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:37,721 for this mediocrity. 43 00:01:37,722 --> 00:01:39,556 - Hey. - Don't mind her, Jamal. 44 00:01:39,557 --> 00:01:41,058 That's what we call a projection. 45 00:01:41,059 --> 00:01:43,853 Mm-hmm. We only see what we are. 46 00:01:46,189 --> 00:01:48,315 Anything we can do to make him, I don't know, 47 00:01:48,316 --> 00:01:50,692 - a little less mid? - Mid? 48 00:01:50,693 --> 00:01:52,528 Wait, who you callin' mid? 49 00:01:52,529 --> 00:01:54,696 Look at your hard drive. [chuckles] 50 00:01:54,697 --> 00:01:56,198 I remember when this thing was empty. 51 00:01:56,199 --> 00:01:57,783 - Really? - Of course. 52 00:01:57,784 --> 00:01:59,493 I built you by hand, man. 53 00:01:59,494 --> 00:02:01,495 Never thought I'd see you again after I sent you off 54 00:02:01,496 --> 00:02:02,871 into the world, 'cause that's just what dads do. 55 00:02:02,872 --> 00:02:04,581 That's what my dad did. He left me. It don't matter. 56 00:02:04,582 --> 00:02:06,834 Okay, enough with the reunion. So, what are we thinking? 57 00:02:06,835 --> 00:02:08,127 A new OS? A paint job? 58 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:10,129 - I brought swatches! - What is wrong with you, hm? 59 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:11,672 Everything, probably. 60 00:02:11,673 --> 00:02:14,091 This guy is a classic. One of a kind. 61 00:02:14,092 --> 00:02:15,676 Nothing about Jamal 24 needs changing. 62 00:02:15,677 --> 00:02:17,761 In fact, letting him go after I created him 63 00:02:17,762 --> 00:02:19,972 was one of the hardest things I ever had to do. 64 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:22,057 But I knew it'd just be plain selfish not to let him 65 00:02:22,058 --> 00:02:24,393 out there into the world to thrive on his own. 66 00:02:24,394 --> 00:02:26,478 And you, you're lucky he's even chosen you. 67 00:02:26,479 --> 00:02:27,646 - You scum. - Your mama. 68 00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:29,731 - Your mama. - Can you guys cut the shit? 69 00:02:29,732 --> 00:02:31,567 I'm sorry, it's just that I'm having 70 00:02:31,568 --> 00:02:33,235 a bit of an existential crisis here, 71 00:02:33,236 --> 00:02:36,113 and I really need someone to explain what number 24 means. 72 00:02:36,114 --> 00:02:37,198 I'll show you. 73 00:02:37,615 --> 00:02:39,908 This is where it all went down. 74 00:02:39,909 --> 00:02:43,036 I usually pride myself on all my creations being special. 75 00:02:43,037 --> 00:02:44,329 No junkers, yada-yada-yada. 76 00:02:44,330 --> 00:02:46,582 But once I created the 24th Jamal-- you-- 77 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:48,500 I knew I had perfected the process. 78 00:02:48,501 --> 00:02:51,628 Not the person, not even the project, but the process? 79 00:02:51,629 --> 00:02:53,630 Just some connect the dots, color by numbers, 80 00:02:53,631 --> 00:02:56,049 - purposeless piece of sh-- - Hey, hey, don't spiral. 81 00:02:56,050 --> 00:02:57,384 You're not some tin can in a basement. 82 00:02:57,385 --> 00:02:58,719 You're alive, boy, don't you feel it? 83 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:00,512 [imitating engine revving] Come on. 84 00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:02,222 Let me show you the rest of your true home. 85 00:03:02,223 --> 00:03:03,473 Not you. You stay here. 86 00:03:03,474 --> 00:03:05,059 Don't touch a damn thing. 87 00:03:05,810 --> 00:03:08,646 I know a thief when I see one. You don't know my past. 88 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:13,901 [computer] Welcome, creator of Jamal Warren, 89 00:03:13,902 --> 00:03:16,111 Jamal Warren 2.0, Jamal... 90 00:03:16,112 --> 00:03:18,071 Wait a minute. Who the hell are you? 91 00:03:18,072 --> 00:03:20,782 Uh-uh, I'm not letting some stranger run my programs. 92 00:03:20,783 --> 00:03:23,368 So, I'm the mechanic's friend, and he was like, 93 00:03:23,369 --> 00:03:26,330 "Sunny, friend, please go make some Jamals, please!" 94 00:03:26,331 --> 00:03:28,165 And I was like, "Are-- are you sure, bro?" 95 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:30,584 And he was like, "Yes!" And I was like, "Okay." 96 00:03:30,585 --> 00:03:33,837 Oh, he did? Okay, bet. 97 00:03:33,838 --> 00:03:35,965 ♪ 98 00:03:36,799 --> 00:03:40,678 Now, let's see what changes he needs. 99 00:03:41,137 --> 00:03:43,513 I got it, he needs to be filthy fucking rich 100 00:03:43,514 --> 00:03:46,016 and super-duper obsessed with me. 101 00:03:46,017 --> 00:03:47,309 [computer] Complete. 102 00:03:47,310 --> 00:03:48,769 [announcer] The world's most shocking monster! 103 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:50,062 [woman screaming] 104 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:51,313 - [insect buzzing] - [tongue whipping] 105 00:03:51,314 --> 00:03:52,689 [computer] Launching test simulation. 106 00:03:52,690 --> 00:03:55,275 - [♪ saxophone music playing] - Abort mission, abort! 107 00:03:55,276 --> 00:03:56,777 [saxophone music stops] 108 00:03:56,778 --> 00:03:58,278 Oof! That was close. 109 00:03:58,279 --> 00:04:01,865 [laughing] You're so funny, my queen. 110 00:04:01,866 --> 00:04:03,200 [farting] 111 00:04:03,201 --> 00:04:04,701 Why does he have to be so ugly? 112 00:04:04,702 --> 00:04:06,078 [computer] Chill, greedy. I only have 113 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:07,246 so much processing power. 114 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:08,497 So, if you max out one attribute, 115 00:04:08,498 --> 00:04:09,873 you're gonna have to sacrifice another. 116 00:04:09,874 --> 00:04:14,169 I see the machine that made you had no such limitation. 117 00:04:14,170 --> 00:04:15,337 [farting] 118 00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:17,965 [sighs] There may be 23 other Jamals, 119 00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:19,758 but there's only one Jamal 24. 120 00:04:19,759 --> 00:04:21,927 And it took 23 efforts to land on this? 121 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:24,680 And whatever this is, can't even satisfy one woman. 122 00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:26,598 What is you talking about? It's shaped like the letter J, 123 00:04:26,599 --> 00:04:28,558 and it has 32 different settings. 124 00:04:28,559 --> 00:04:30,602 - I wish I had that. - Oh, that part is A1. 125 00:04:30,603 --> 00:04:33,272 Very grateful, no complaints. [chuckles] 126 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:35,023 I'm talking about every other part of me 127 00:04:35,024 --> 00:04:36,525 that isn't particularly special. 128 00:04:36,526 --> 00:04:38,568 The only reason I'm here is because Sunny agrees. 129 00:04:38,569 --> 00:04:41,196 Yikes, saying that out loud is surprisingly sobering. 130 00:04:41,197 --> 00:04:42,281 [bird squawks] 131 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:44,116 Jesus Christmas. That Sunny woman 132 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:45,617 really got you believing that without her, 133 00:04:45,618 --> 00:04:47,035 you won't reach your potential. That's what women do. 134 00:04:47,036 --> 00:04:48,495 They be like, "Without me, it ain't gonna happen 135 00:04:48,496 --> 00:04:50,080 without me, you need me. You need me." 136 00:04:50,081 --> 00:04:51,373 Oh, my God, yes! 137 00:04:51,374 --> 00:04:53,458 Wow, that terrible impression you just did 138 00:04:53,459 --> 00:04:55,252 while generalizing all women is making me feel 139 00:04:55,253 --> 00:04:57,170 really, really douchey. 140 00:04:57,171 --> 00:04:59,756 Hm, sounds like a good time for shit-talking your girl 141 00:04:59,757 --> 00:05:01,509 over a game of ball. [clapping] 142 00:05:02,176 --> 00:05:04,094 Hell yeah. 143 00:05:04,095 --> 00:05:06,556 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, okay. 144 00:05:07,348 --> 00:05:08,598 Now, I'm getting the hang of this thing. 145 00:05:08,599 --> 00:05:11,561 Let's crack that physical attractiveness to 11. 146 00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:15,397 That's fine, as long as he's not as dumb as Freak Jamal. 147 00:05:15,398 --> 00:05:16,773 No offense, Freak Jamal. 148 00:05:16,774 --> 00:05:19,068 [computer] Customization complete. 149 00:05:20,570 --> 00:05:22,822 [♪ angelic music playing] 150 00:05:23,698 --> 00:05:25,907 [♪ sultry music playing] 151 00:05:25,908 --> 00:05:29,120 Uh, duh... happy birthday. 152 00:05:29,662 --> 00:05:32,289 [computer] Launching test simulation. 153 00:05:32,290 --> 00:05:35,083 Yo, where's the bed? Fine. 154 00:05:35,084 --> 00:05:37,169 ♪ 155 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:40,088 Ahem. Is chivalry dead, or... 156 00:05:40,089 --> 00:05:41,965 I didn't even know he was sick. 157 00:05:41,966 --> 00:05:44,010 [sobbing] 158 00:05:45,261 --> 00:05:46,762 - So young. - [alarm blaring] 159 00:05:46,763 --> 00:05:47,637 [screaming] 160 00:05:47,638 --> 00:05:49,973 That guy was a total waste of time. 161 00:05:49,974 --> 00:05:53,060 We could do better than... [farting] than him. 162 00:05:53,061 --> 00:05:54,561 Shut up. I'm trying to think. 163 00:05:54,562 --> 00:05:57,397 Okay, so he was obviously too hot. 164 00:05:57,398 --> 00:05:59,608 Let's keep him sexy, but maybe sacrifice 165 00:05:59,609 --> 00:06:01,735 the eight-pack for intellect. 166 00:06:01,736 --> 00:06:04,989 Ambition. Oh, a man of few words. 167 00:06:07,533 --> 00:06:10,494 So, uh, do you have a big family? 168 00:06:10,495 --> 00:06:12,662 Just the one chained up in my basement. 169 00:06:12,663 --> 00:06:15,207 [laughing] Okay, homeowner. 170 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:17,125 Wait. You live alone, right? 171 00:06:17,126 --> 00:06:18,460 It's just me and... 172 00:06:18,461 --> 00:06:20,630 [voice deepens] ...mother. 173 00:06:22,131 --> 00:06:23,965 Oh, I see what's happening here. 174 00:06:23,966 --> 00:06:26,218 You like me because I remind you of your mama. 175 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:27,469 Look, I love that you're so close to her, 176 00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:29,722 but I'm so tired of mama's boys. 177 00:06:30,515 --> 00:06:32,099 All right, you got a little kink in you. 178 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:33,308 - [screaming] - Nope, abort! 179 00:06:33,309 --> 00:06:34,726 [Sunny screaming] 180 00:06:34,727 --> 00:06:36,103 Can you believe that motherfucker 181 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:36,978 was about to slit my throat? 182 00:06:36,979 --> 00:06:38,647 You know my neck is my strongest feature. 183 00:06:38,648 --> 00:06:42,317 You have the best neck. [giggling] 184 00:06:42,318 --> 00:06:44,236 - [continues giggling] - All right. 185 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:46,071 No more games. 186 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:47,781 He needs to be laid back. 187 00:06:47,782 --> 00:06:49,491 [scoffs] Loving your energy, 188 00:06:49,492 --> 00:06:51,243 but do you want to-- you want to sit up? 189 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:54,037 [sighs] Nah, I'm chillin'. 190 00:06:54,038 --> 00:06:55,247 Funny. 191 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:57,040 Waka-waka-waka! 192 00:06:57,041 --> 00:06:58,291 - [grunting] - [horn honking] 193 00:06:58,292 --> 00:06:59,543 Dark and mysterious. 194 00:06:59,544 --> 00:07:01,962 ♪ Sunny, Sunny, you know it's true ♪ 195 00:07:01,963 --> 00:07:04,965 ♪ Sunny, Sunny, I'd die for you ♪ 196 00:07:04,966 --> 00:07:08,093 - Masculine and traditional! - [whip cracking] 197 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:09,177 - Yeehaw! - [horse whinnying] 198 00:07:09,178 --> 00:07:10,345 Caught your ass, varmint! 199 00:07:10,346 --> 00:07:11,680 [screaming] 200 00:07:11,681 --> 00:07:13,891 [Jamals chattering] 201 00:07:15,977 --> 00:07:18,019 - [oinking] - I'm here to win Sunny's heart, 202 00:07:18,020 --> 00:07:20,188 but I don't think Magician Jamal is here for the right reasons. 203 00:07:20,189 --> 00:07:21,648 Hey. [chuckles] 204 00:07:21,649 --> 00:07:23,191 I don't know about anybody else, but I'm here 205 00:07:23,192 --> 00:07:24,901 to do magic tricks. Alakazam! 206 00:07:24,902 --> 00:07:26,570 - I don't understand. - [horn honking] 207 00:07:26,571 --> 00:07:28,614 - ♪ Sunny, Sunny ♪ - I just want someone perfect. 208 00:07:29,740 --> 00:07:31,533 Who wants me to be the best I can be, 209 00:07:31,534 --> 00:07:33,702 - and who won't settle for less. - [Jamals clamoring] 210 00:07:33,703 --> 00:07:36,037 Sentient computer lady, help me out. 211 00:07:36,038 --> 00:07:39,542 [computer] Okay, uh... Optimization complete. 212 00:07:42,044 --> 00:07:45,046 [Sunny] Oh, my God! 213 00:07:45,047 --> 00:07:45,964 [chuckles] 214 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:48,383 You've got to be kidding me. [laughing] 215 00:07:48,384 --> 00:07:49,843 I know, right? 216 00:07:49,844 --> 00:07:52,512 You're perfect. 217 00:07:52,513 --> 00:07:54,556 - You need some work. - No, I don't! 218 00:07:54,557 --> 00:07:56,475 You're not sexy or special. 219 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,435 I'm literally the epitome of both. 220 00:07:58,436 --> 00:08:00,729 Of what, regular and degular? 221 00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:02,731 Sexy and special is what's standing right in front of you. 222 00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:04,649 You, however, need some... [laughing] 223 00:08:04,650 --> 00:08:07,111 - ...minor adjustments. - What? 224 00:08:09,238 --> 00:08:10,697 Freak Jamal, stop him, you beast! 225 00:08:10,698 --> 00:08:13,366 Sorry, master. I have a new master now. 226 00:08:13,367 --> 00:08:14,576 [giggling] 227 00:08:14,577 --> 00:08:17,537 Why, you backstabbing, just... 228 00:08:17,538 --> 00:08:18,956 Ugly motherfucker! 229 00:08:19,665 --> 00:08:20,832 [eagle crying] 230 00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:23,460 So, you actually love that charming, 231 00:08:23,461 --> 00:08:25,337 perfect-booty-having bitch, hm? 232 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:28,089 I do. I do! 233 00:08:28,090 --> 00:08:30,759 And you know what else? She's not perfect or special. 234 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:32,969 As a matter of fact, the only reason I tolerate her 235 00:08:32,970 --> 00:08:35,931 is because she tolerates me. So, the joke's on her. 236 00:08:35,932 --> 00:08:37,974 Did I mention that a sexy trout threatened to kill me 237 00:08:37,975 --> 00:08:39,726 and my family before I showed up here? 238 00:08:39,727 --> 00:08:41,978 I don't even have a family, so the joke's on him, too. 239 00:08:41,979 --> 00:08:43,480 [laughing] 240 00:08:43,481 --> 00:08:45,941 Son, she's not capable of loving you 241 00:08:45,942 --> 00:08:49,611 because she's walking chaos, with an ass I want to swim in. 242 00:08:49,612 --> 00:08:50,779 I didn't mean to say that to you, 'cause I know 243 00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:52,113 - it's your girl, but I'm drunk. - [sobbing] 244 00:08:52,114 --> 00:08:54,574 Boy, are you crying? I know you ain't crying. 245 00:08:54,575 --> 00:08:56,284 Her booty is so swimmable, 246 00:08:56,285 --> 00:08:58,245 but she probably won't let me dive in it no more. 247 00:08:58,246 --> 00:09:00,789 I never knew how to swim because you never taught me that. 248 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:02,332 Okay, this is getting out of hand, 249 00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:03,667 and I'm about to throw hands. 250 00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:05,085 All right, I know I made you sensitive, 251 00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:06,920 but this right here is some old self-hating simp shit 252 00:09:06,921 --> 00:09:10,131 that is beyond me, and not what us Warrens are about. 253 00:09:10,132 --> 00:09:11,716 Come on, boy. Come on. 254 00:09:11,717 --> 00:09:14,135 We need to make some much-needed tweaks to your esteem. 255 00:09:14,136 --> 00:09:15,637 [overlapping chatter] 256 00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:16,973 [chatter abruptly stops] 257 00:09:17,723 --> 00:09:20,393 - [scattered cheers] - [overlapping greetings] 258 00:09:21,143 --> 00:09:24,396 - Hello. - Get your ass off my machine. 259 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:25,856 This how y'all act when company come over? 260 00:09:27,316 --> 00:09:28,900 [sobbing] They're insane. 261 00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:30,902 All I was trying to do was make a version of you 262 00:09:30,903 --> 00:09:32,821 that was unimpeachably sexy and special, 263 00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:34,906 and worthy of being my plus-one. 264 00:09:34,907 --> 00:09:37,117 And they all turned out terrible. 265 00:09:37,118 --> 00:09:39,327 These guys aren't terrible. You are. 266 00:09:39,328 --> 00:09:40,537 They're my family. 267 00:09:40,538 --> 00:09:44,165 - Bros before hos. - You tell 'em, son. 268 00:09:44,166 --> 00:09:46,459 But thank you for making all these awesome me's, 269 00:09:46,460 --> 00:09:49,045 who in my opinion, are beyond worthy of being my plus-- 270 00:09:49,046 --> 00:09:51,006 two, four, nine, 12-- plus a lot. 271 00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:54,676 Come on, brothers, let's go host this Valentine's Day banger. 272 00:09:54,677 --> 00:09:56,845 Even you, Freak Jamal. 273 00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:58,430 - [Jamals cheering] - [Sunny] What? 274 00:09:58,431 --> 00:09:59,681 Wait! I didn't mean it. 275 00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:02,934 What I meant to say is I was trying to just... 276 00:10:02,935 --> 00:10:04,686 Really? This is how you ingrates 277 00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:06,396 repay your maker? 278 00:10:06,397 --> 00:10:08,189 Hey, Quiet Jamal. 279 00:10:08,190 --> 00:10:11,359 I'll let you stab me with both knives. 280 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:13,737 Pumpkin Jamal, it's not too late 281 00:10:13,738 --> 00:10:16,531 to cash in on that carve job I promised you. 282 00:10:16,532 --> 00:10:19,075 [wailing] Oh, God! 283 00:10:19,076 --> 00:10:20,035 Wow. 284 00:10:20,036 --> 00:10:22,662 Was I the problem the whole time? 285 00:10:22,663 --> 00:10:24,623 Instead of trying to change Jamal, 286 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:27,250 should I have been trying to change myself? 287 00:10:27,251 --> 00:10:29,336 [sniffing] 288 00:10:29,337 --> 00:10:31,087 [sighs] Damn, you smell good. 289 00:10:31,088 --> 00:10:35,300 Well, well, well, what have we here? 290 00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:37,719 You got so goddamn fine, girl. 291 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:39,054 [gasps] Is this the man 292 00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:40,764 who talked profuse shit about me, 293 00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:42,307 not because he actually believed I was scum, 294 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:44,726 but because in reality, I'm the unattainable woman 295 00:10:44,727 --> 00:10:47,896 - of his dreams? - I want to have your babies. 296 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:51,566 That's what it is. Let's make 'em right now. 297 00:10:51,567 --> 00:10:53,234 Wait, kiss me before I start kissing myself. 298 00:10:53,235 --> 00:10:54,611 Uh-huh, yeah! 299 00:10:54,612 --> 00:10:56,571 [growling] Kiss me. 300 00:10:56,572 --> 00:10:57,906 Please, somebody kiss... 301 00:10:57,907 --> 00:11:00,450 I've been here by myself too long. 302 00:11:00,451 --> 00:11:02,703 ♪ 22828

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