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[Laughing]
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-Ella!
-Curtis, I'm coming baby.
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-Hurry up! Come here, come here.
-I'm coming!
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You just asked for the beer.
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Baby, here
before it start ringing,
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pass me my phone,
since you right there.
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-Curtis.
-[phone rings]
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Don't be calling
me in here because you lazy.
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If you want a personal butler,
win the lottery.
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Will you answer the phone,
who is it?
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I don't know,
it says unknown caller.
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Maybe it's the lottery
saying that you won.
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I don't know who this is. Hello?
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[Antoinette] Hello, Mr. Payne?
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-Speaking.
-[Antoinette] Mr. Curtis Payne?
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Speaking.
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[Antoinette] This is Antoinette
and I'm a producer
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from ICP Studios here
in Los Angeles, California.
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Oh, baby, we won the lottery.
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-You what?
-Act normal.
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Yes, yes, yes.
This is him speaking.
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[Antoinette] So a video
came across my desk,
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and I really love to
get you in the studio
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to talk about your
Boss Sauce brand.
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[exclaims giddily]
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[Antoinette] And
if all goes well,
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we would love to have you on or
hit TV show, Barracuda Pool.
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-Curtis?
-OK.
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-That's wonderful!
-[Antoinette] Great.
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I have some information that you
might want to write down.
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Wait, hold on, hold on.
Hold on.
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Give me a pen, Ella.
Give me a pen.
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You ain't got
no pens around here!
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-Curtis.
-Why we ain't ever got pens?
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-Here's a pen, baby.
-Thank you.
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You want me to write
it on the table? Thank you.
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-Curtis, I don't know what--
-Couldn't open it for me?
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Hello?
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[Antoinette] Are you
ready for my email?
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Yes.
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-[Antoinette] It's Antoinetta.
-OK.
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-[Antoinette] At BarracudaPool
-OK.
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[Antoinette] Dot com.
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OK. That's long.
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OK. That's, uh, yeah.
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[Antoinette] Oh,
and one other thing.
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We're going to need Floyd's
information as well.
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Floyd? Why you need Floyd's?
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Antoinette] Well, on our show we
like to cast business partners
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because it makes for better TV.
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The hell?
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OK. Um, look here.
I'll let you know.
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I'll send this stuff off.
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Antoinette] OK. The sooner you
can get it to us,
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the sooner we can get you
on our show.
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OK. Thank you.
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-OK.
-What happened, baby?
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You and Floyd somewhere trying
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to win some
scratch-offs together?
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The only scratching that dirty
dog is doing is for his fleas.
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Ugh.
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Baby, that was a big shot,
Hollywood producer.
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OK, uh, Hollywood producer?
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Curtis, I thought you said
you won the lottery?
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I did.
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She saw our sauce on that viral
video they was showing.
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OK.
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She wants us to pitch the sauce
on Barracuda Pool .
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-Barracuda Pool ?
-Barracuda Pool !
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Wait Curtis,
that's the popular TV show.
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Thank you!
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Where the entrepreneurs pitch
their products to a--
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Yes, the same one.
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The panel
of the wealthy investors!
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-The very one.
-Curtis.
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-That we watch all the time.
-OK, wait a minute, baby.
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Now, maybe this is the lottery.
We're going to be rich, rich.
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We're not going
to be rich, rich.
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-No we ain't.
-Why not?
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Because, me and Floyd aren't
partners anymore, Ella.
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[music]
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I dream about Sauce Boss being
a national brand all the time.
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Then why don't
you just call Floyd?
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I dream about choking the hell
out of Floyd all the time.
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Come on, Curtis. Uh-uh.
You are old friends.
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Baby, we aren't friends anymore.
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And we're definitely not
business partners.
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And I have moved on.
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Baby, this opportunity
can change our lives.
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And the lives of Calvin,
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and the lives
of our grandchildren.
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OK, you can stop all that.
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I'm not sharing my cheese
with them money grabbers.
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Curtis, baby, it's what
you've worked so hard for.
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Yes.
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So, put on your big boy apron
and do what's best for us, baby.
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And the family's legacy.
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You're right, baby. All right.
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But I am not apologizing!
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I'm s-s-s-s.
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-[Floyd] What was that?
-[Ella] Floyd.
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I'm s-s-s-s.
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Come on, Curtis. You're
almost there. Just say it.
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-I'm sorry.
-Yes. Good.
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Then I gotta pretend
like I'm sorry
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so you'll go on
Barracuda Pool with me.
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You know what? That's fine.
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Because, you know, when I told
you that I was sorry,
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-I didn't mean it either.
-I know you didn't.
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-Fellas, fellas.
-No, no. It's OK.
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No, all we gotta do is go in
there and present our sauce.
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-And then--
- It's my sauce.
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Curtis.
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So, present our sauce.
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And then we go
ahead and get a deal.
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And then we can
collect the moolah.
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Amen.
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So, let me ask you this.
When's the taping?
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They're gonna shoot
my sauce tomorrow.
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Apparently, one of the
entrepreneur teams got sick,
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and we're subbing in.
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So, we got a red eye tonight.
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-Tonight?
-Yes, sir.
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You know, the twins love it
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when you bring Christian
over to play.
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-I enjoy it, too.
-Really?
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[C.J.] Yeah. Yeah.
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You know, I do enjoy getting
to catch up with you.
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You know, I know that everything
between you and Calvin
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worked out the way
that it was supposed to.
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-Yeah.
-But, uh, you know.
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Everything works out
for the best.
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Yeah. How are you
with this whole wedding thing?
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I'm... I'm OK. You know?
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Calvin and Laura,
they love each other,
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and I'm happy for them. Yeah.
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-Yeah?
-I have, uh.
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Hey! I've moved on.
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Oh. I heard that, Miranda.
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OK, moving on.
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And speaking of which,
would you like to go to the club
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with me and my girls
tomorrow night?
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-The club?
-You should.
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-It's about to be lit!
-What club you going to?
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Club 37.
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And you remember my
old boyfriend from high school?
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-Leroy Provery?
-The one with the hook head?
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Yes, Dad.
He's a famous DJ now, actually.
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His stage name is DJ Spicy Two!
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Well, his stage name need
to be DJ Big Hook Head.
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You can say what you want,
but he makes crazy money now.
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Oh, OK.
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Actually, as a matter of fact,
Laura asked me to ask him
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if he could DJ
her and Calvin's wedding.
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-Really?
-Mm-hmm.
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-Is, is he expensive?
-Uh, yes.
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But he and I go way back,
so he's giving them a discount.
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-Oh, OK.
-Yeah.
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That's nice.
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-He's only charging 5,000.
-What? 5,000 what? Dollars?
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-Mm-hmm.
-And, and Calvin is paying that?
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He said he was. I think he's
making good money now.
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Huh. Must be nice.
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Miranda, what do you say?
Come on. Club with me?
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-Club with me?
-No.
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Come to the club with me!
Let's have a girls night.
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Listen, listen, listen.
Thank you for the invite.
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I appreciate it.
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However, I'm going
to have to decline.
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You and your girls go,
enjoy, have fun.
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Fine, we will.
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Can you believe that Calvin
is spending $5,000 on a DJ?
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I take it you haven't seen
the bridesmaids' dresses.
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Oh my goodness.
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I bet they are fancy as hell
and just expensive, aren't they?
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Well, uh, are you sure
you've moved on?
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I mean, listen, if you haven't,
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it's OK for you to feel that
way. I'm just curious.
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CJ, do you remember
how much work
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I put into getting
Calvin to shape up?
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To get a real job?
To get his stuff together?
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Yeah, the struggle is real.
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The struggle is really real.
And now look at him.
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He's a catch.
He has his stuff together.
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And I don't get to
reap the benefits
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of all of the hard work that I
put into it, she does.
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-Hey, hey.
-Calvin!
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Man, we were just
talking about you.
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Oh, yeah? Good stuff I hope.
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-Yeah.
-Or not.
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Anyway,
glad you're here, Miranda.
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Laura has me
playing delivery man.
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-So one for you.
-Oh.
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And one for you.
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"You are hereby
cordially invited
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to the wedding of Laura Willis
and Calvin Payne."
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Some fancy, uh, card stock here.
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-Hey, I didn't pick that out.
-Of course you didn't, Calvin.
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What's up, Calvin?
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You know what, Jasmine?
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On second thought, I will
take you up on your offer.
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Yes, I will go with you
and your girls
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to the club tomorrow night.
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Ooh, we about to hurt him!
We about to hurt him!
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Excuse me? To where?
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Miranda and I are going
to the club.
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We about to drop
it like it's hot!
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No, no, no. I don't think so.
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She's not even dropping
it like it's lukewarm.
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Um, excuse you? Says who?
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Says our son,
who you have tomorrow.
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So no running the streets
for you. Sorry.
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Ain't nobody running
the streets, Calvin.
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We about to be
driving the streets.
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That part.
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And Christian can
have a sleepover with the twins.
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Right, Daddy?
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-Um, sure. Why not?
-Sure. Why not?
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[Jazmine] I love you.
Love you, too.
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Problem solved.
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Come on, Floyd! Come on.
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[Ella] Ooh!
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Oh, OK.
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I see you, Mr. Hollywood!
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I see you, Floyd. Oh!
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-Hey now.
-I like the shades.
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These little old things?
Thank you, baby.
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You know, I always say
I try to dress
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how I want my title to be.
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Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, and I want my title
to be independently wealthy.
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Ooh, yes.
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Well I told Curtis his best
bet is to just be himself.
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Acting natural and letting
his true heart shine through
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is what's gonna
have those investors
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offering you guys a deal.
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Yeah.
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[Curtis] Get your wallets out,
Hollywood!
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The Sauce Boss
is on his way!
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I guess that's a good idea.
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[Ella gasps]
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Curtis,
I told you to be yourself.
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Baby, this is myself.
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Finally, this is me,
my true self, filthy rich!
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You cannot go on TV
looking like a broke pimp.
246
00:11:19,940 --> 00:11:22,310
You are right.
I don't wanna look broke.
247
00:11:22,680 --> 00:11:24,810
Baby, let me borrow
your diamond necklace.
248
00:11:24,810 --> 00:11:27,080
I can drip it right
on this, right here.
249
00:11:27,650 --> 00:11:30,590
You know what? Forget all this.
We gotta get to the airport.
250
00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:32,690
Yes, please.
Hurry, hurry, hurry.
251
00:11:32,690 --> 00:11:34,890
Break a leg. Break two.
252
00:11:34,890 --> 00:11:36,790
You know what? Forget that.
Don't do that.
253
00:11:36,790 --> 00:11:40,860
Just have a safe trip, guys.
And, uh, good luck!
254
00:11:41,630 --> 00:11:42,930
-Thank you.
-No, good luck to you,
255
00:11:42,930 --> 00:11:44,530
because you need to clean out
the garage, baby.
256
00:11:44,530 --> 00:11:46,900
Now why would I have to do that?
257
00:11:46,900 --> 00:11:50,210
So we have some storage
for our new money.
258
00:11:51,540 --> 00:11:56,040
Grab those bags, peasant.
I mean, partner.
259
00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:00,650
-Hey, hey. What's up, cuz?
-Hey.
260
00:12:00,650 --> 00:12:03,820
-You ready for the big game?
-Um, not really.
261
00:12:04,850 --> 00:12:06,660
Both of these teams
is garbage, man.
262
00:12:06,660 --> 00:12:07,820
Why you wanna watch this game?
263
00:12:07,820 --> 00:12:09,690
It's a good game coming
on tomorrow night.
264
00:12:09,690 --> 00:12:12,860
Oh, uh, well, my favorite player
is on this team.
265
00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:14,360
Who?
266
00:12:14,830 --> 00:12:19,230
Oh, you know, the, uh,
the tall one with the face.
267
00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:22,370
-They all tall with a face.
-[footsteps descending stairs]
268
00:12:23,470 --> 00:12:25,870
Oh, heck no. Uh-uh.
269
00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:28,110
You better go back upstairs
and put some clothes on.
270
00:12:28,110 --> 00:12:29,780
Daddy, I'm going to
support my friend
271
00:12:29,780 --> 00:12:31,780
at his place of business. OK?
272
00:12:32,410 --> 00:12:33,720
Don't look at me like that.
273
00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:35,820
Every young person wears
this to the club nowadays.
274
00:12:36,620 --> 00:12:38,950
Sorry we don't dress the way
women used to back in your day,
275
00:12:38,950 --> 00:12:41,120
but Wooly Mammoth's pelt's
been out of style.
276
00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:42,490
Ha ha.
277
00:12:42,490 --> 00:12:44,490
That's not gonna be funny when I
take you off my insurance.
278
00:12:44,490 --> 00:12:46,860
-[knock on door]
-Hello!
279
00:12:46,860 --> 00:12:48,600
[both exclaim wildly]
280
00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:51,670
Oh, heck no. Where do think
you're going dressed like that?
281
00:12:51,670 --> 00:12:55,540
I'm going to mind my business.
You should visit there sometime.
282
00:12:55,540 --> 00:12:57,510
What are you doing here?
283
00:12:57,770 --> 00:12:58,940
-Me?
-You.
284
00:12:58,940 --> 00:13:02,510
Oh, I was, uh, just...
watching the game.
285
00:13:02,510 --> 00:13:03,750
Mm-hmm.
286
00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:06,850
Miranda, you looking snatched,
OK? Snatched!
287
00:13:06,850 --> 00:13:10,390
You too, my love. We are
gonna make the boys go crazy.
288
00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:12,090
-Ay! Ay!
-Ay! Ay!
289
00:13:13,020 --> 00:13:17,030
Ain't no ay-ay. It's like a F-F.
That's what that is.
290
00:13:17,390 --> 00:13:18,730
Tonight's weather forecast?
291
00:13:18,730 --> 00:13:19,900
Salty with a
chance of bitterness.
292
00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:21,230
Back to you, Miranda.
293
00:13:21,930 --> 00:13:23,300
Yeah, whatever, man.
294
00:13:23,300 --> 00:13:25,770
Daddy, we'll be back.
Don't wait up.
295
00:13:25,770 --> 00:13:27,170
Kiss my baby for me.
296
00:13:27,170 --> 00:13:28,670
All right. Have fun.
Not too much.
297
00:13:28,670 --> 00:13:29,870
See y'all later.
298
00:13:29,870 --> 00:13:31,770
And put those coats on.
It's cold out there.
299
00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:33,210
Yeah, what he said.
300
00:13:35,580 --> 00:13:38,580
Is that why you came over here
to watch this garbage game?
301
00:13:38,580 --> 00:13:40,780
Because you wanted to
spy on Miranda?
302
00:13:41,050 --> 00:13:42,450
Maybe.
303
00:13:42,450 --> 00:13:46,720
Ain't no more maybes, Calvin.
It's either I do or I don't.
304
00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:49,260
You're about to get
married to Laura.
305
00:13:49,530 --> 00:13:50,830
Yeah, I know.
306
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:53,030
But it's like I told you.
I mean, I love Laura.
307
00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:55,500
But I still love Miranda, too.
308
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,330
Well, you better make a decision
and stick with it,
309
00:13:58,330 --> 00:14:02,710
because this ain't fair
to Laura, Miranda, or yourself.
310
00:14:04,810 --> 00:14:06,780
Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on.
311
00:14:06,780 --> 00:14:11,250
Welcome home! Welcome home!
How did it go?
312
00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:13,650
-How did it go?
-Oh. Curtis ain't tell you?
313
00:14:13,650 --> 00:14:17,350
What Curtis told me is that he
would wait until he got home
314
00:14:17,350 --> 00:14:18,790
to tell me everything.
315
00:14:19,220 --> 00:14:22,420
Baby, the hotel they had us
in had chocolates on the pillow.
316
00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:25,190
And the refrigerator didn't
even have a zip tie on it.
317
00:14:25,190 --> 00:14:28,300
OK Curtis, I don't really care
about the hotel, baby.
318
00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:31,030
I really want to hear
about the taping, OK?
319
00:14:31,030 --> 00:14:34,040
-Was Mr. Amazing there?
-Yep. Sure was.
320
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,910
It was him, Brenda,
all the barracudas.
321
00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:38,310
OK, so you all walk out,
322
00:14:38,310 --> 00:14:40,380
you see all of them
sitting there smiling.
323
00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:42,110
And then what?
324
00:14:42,110 --> 00:14:44,980
Well, after Curtis
explained to them
325
00:14:44,980 --> 00:14:47,650
about the secrets to the
family sauce and everything,
326
00:14:47,650 --> 00:14:49,180
and then I showed them
the numbers,
327
00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:51,790
and that's when we passed out
all the samples.
328
00:14:51,790 --> 00:14:54,020
And that's when
all hell broke loose.
329
00:14:54,020 --> 00:14:58,130
Ah, no. No, they didn't like it?
330
00:14:58,130 --> 00:14:59,130
No.
331
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,160
They loved it, Ella.
332
00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:03,330
-[Floyd] Yep. Mm-hmm.
-Oh, this is wonderful.
333
00:15:03,330 --> 00:15:06,270
OK. They loved it?
OK, this is wonderful.
334
00:15:06,270 --> 00:15:09,370
So did any investor
offer you a deal?
335
00:15:09,370 --> 00:15:10,370
They all did.
336
00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:13,680
This is exciting.
This is really exciting.
337
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:16,650
So which offer did you take?
338
00:15:16,650 --> 00:15:19,010
I mean, they were
all great offers.
339
00:15:19,010 --> 00:15:21,380
They actually
started a bidding war.
340
00:15:21,380 --> 00:15:23,790
-A bidding war?
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
341
00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:25,550
I am so proud of you two!
342
00:15:29,690 --> 00:15:31,130
OK, hey, hey, hey, hey.
343
00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:32,830
Don't tell
me you did not take a deal.
344
00:15:33,430 --> 00:15:36,830
I mean, they were
all great offers to pick from.
345
00:15:36,830 --> 00:15:39,640
I mean, look, this is
life-altering money
346
00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:40,670
they were talking about.
347
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:45,240
The hardest part was trying
to decide which one to pick.
348
00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:48,110
Yeah, that's kind of
where it went sideways.
349
00:15:48,110 --> 00:15:52,410
Curtis, you did not start
arguing, did you?
350
00:15:52,850 --> 00:15:54,750
-I didn't start arguing.
-Floyd?
351
00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:58,020
-Hm?
-You started arguing?
352
00:15:58,020 --> 00:16:00,820
Look, Curtis wanted to go
with Mr. Amazing's deal,
353
00:16:00,820 --> 00:16:03,060
-and I didn't.
-OK, well, why not?
354
00:16:03,060 --> 00:16:05,660
It's because Brenda's was
a better deal,
355
00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:07,230
and it was for more money.
356
00:16:07,230 --> 00:16:09,260
It was not. For more equity .
357
00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:10,770
[both argue]
358
00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:14,240
Hey! Listen! Aha. And cut.
359
00:16:15,900 --> 00:16:18,310
All right.
Which one did you take?
360
00:16:21,740 --> 00:16:26,150
Man, that club was lit! I can't
believe you didn't have fun.
361
00:16:27,180 --> 00:16:31,020
Oh, no. I didn't have any fun.
I can't feel my toes,
362
00:16:31,020 --> 00:16:32,550
these shoes are the devil,
363
00:16:32,550 --> 00:16:34,090
and I'm still coughing
from all the smoke,
364
00:16:34,090 --> 00:16:35,290
I think I lost hearing
in my right ear,
365
00:16:35,290 --> 00:16:37,360
and one of these drinks
is so expensive.
366
00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:39,900
I spent, like,
my whole mortgage on one drink.
367
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,260
Miranda, you got to
make it to the couch.
368
00:16:42,260 --> 00:16:43,470
-I can't!
-Yes, you can.
369
00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:45,330
I know the dogs are barking,
but just hop.
370
00:16:45,330 --> 00:16:48,540
Just hop. One foot.
One foot each.
371
00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:50,040
[both scream]
372
00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:51,970
Why are you sneaking up
on people like that?
373
00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:53,810
What are you doing here?
374
00:16:53,810 --> 00:16:55,980
Why are you on
CJ and Janine's couch?
375
00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:58,510
That's a great question.
What are you doing here, Calvin?
376
00:16:58,510 --> 00:17:00,380
Oh, well, see, me and CJ,
377
00:17:00,380 --> 00:17:02,350
we were watching a game,
having a couple drinks.
378
00:17:02,350 --> 00:17:03,950
I guess
I accidentally fell asleep.
379
00:17:03,950 --> 00:17:08,120
I mean, your pillow and blanket
says different, but you do you.
380
00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:09,960
-Miranda?
-Huh?
381
00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:11,930
-I had a lot of fun tonight.
-Oh, yes!
382
00:17:11,930 --> 00:17:13,200
I know deep down, you did too.
383
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:16,570
Yes, it was lit. Oh, wee!
384
00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:18,500
You had a lot of fun, huh?
385
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:21,770
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
I had a good time.
386
00:17:21,770 --> 00:17:22,770
It was, it was lit.
387
00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:26,340
The only bad thing was
the club closing so early.
388
00:17:26,340 --> 00:17:29,810
I am definitely going back.
Ooh, ooh.
389
00:17:29,810 --> 00:17:31,980
Yeah, I bet they was
all over you, huh?
390
00:17:31,980 --> 00:17:34,020
You probably gave
your number out, huh?
391
00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:35,550
Why do you care?
392
00:17:36,290 --> 00:17:38,990
You've given your number out
to everybody we know.
393
00:17:39,820 --> 00:17:41,390
-Huh?
-Ouch.
394
00:17:43,030 --> 00:17:47,200
The RSVP, Calvin. Right there.
Oh, my goodness.
395
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:50,200
-So that's what this is about?
-No.
396
00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:52,970
That's why you going out, trying
to show me what I'm missing,
397
00:17:52,970 --> 00:17:54,770
-trying to make me jealous?
-No, Calvin.
398
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:58,570
This is about me living
my life and enjoying myself
399
00:17:58,970 --> 00:18:01,640
and moving on, just how you
have.
400
00:18:01,910 --> 00:18:02,980
Whew.
401
00:18:03,510 --> 00:18:07,950
With your ultra premium
card stock and your $5,000 DJ.
402
00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:12,790
Miranda, look, I wish I could
afford the things that I can now
403
00:18:12,790 --> 00:18:14,090
when I was with you.
404
00:18:16,260 --> 00:18:19,390
-Look, it's fine.
-No, it's not fine.
405
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:22,660
I wish I was the man then
that I am now.
406
00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:28,270
And honestly, I appreciate
you helping me get here.
407
00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:34,110
-You're welcome.
-You deserved better.
408
00:18:35,780 --> 00:18:37,250
I still do.
409
00:18:38,210 --> 00:18:39,680
So what are you saying?
410
00:18:40,150 --> 00:18:43,590
I'm saying that I'm clear
411
00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:46,660
on what I desire
and what I deserve.
412
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:50,760
And I deserve
someone who does, too.
413
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:57,300
You know, Calvin, thank you.
414
00:18:58,330 --> 00:19:00,670
Thank you for the invite.
That was...
415
00:19:01,170 --> 00:19:03,740
It was really big
of you and Laura.
416
00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:06,010
And, um...
417
00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:08,280
I'll be there.
418
00:19:09,810 --> 00:19:11,250
[Miranda sighs]
419
00:19:16,220 --> 00:19:18,150
-Miranda.
-Yes?
420
00:19:22,890 --> 00:19:24,760
Drive safe.
421
00:19:27,330 --> 00:19:28,400
OK.
422
00:19:39,820 --> 00:19:42,990
OK you guys,
this suspense is killing me.
423
00:19:42,990 --> 00:19:46,420
Which offer did you take?
424
00:19:47,390 --> 00:19:49,060
-We took--
-Nobody's.
425
00:19:49,060 --> 00:19:51,330
Nobody's deal? Why not?
426
00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:54,830
Well, by the time me and Curtis
got through arguing,
427
00:19:54,830 --> 00:19:57,330
all the investors took
all the deals off the table.
428
00:19:57,330 --> 00:20:00,670
-Ugh! No, no, no!
-Yes, yes, yes.
429
00:20:01,670 --> 00:20:04,440
She come talking about
"Nobody wants to...
430
00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:07,280
No investors want to
invest on business partners
431
00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:09,410
who argue all the time.
432
00:20:10,580 --> 00:20:14,080
It's not a recipe for success
for business or in life."
433
00:20:14,990 --> 00:20:17,820
-Like, I need to hear that bull.
-She wasn't wrong, Curtis.
434
00:20:18,590 --> 00:20:21,660
Oh, yes she was. She passed
up a golden opportunity
435
00:20:21,660 --> 00:20:23,560
to work with
The Sauce Boss, Ella.
436
00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:25,460
And that's why exactly
after we left,
437
00:20:25,460 --> 00:20:27,100
right out of there at that
Barracuda Pool ,
438
00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:30,000
we went right out
and we had a new idea
439
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,300
that we're going to get a brand
new sauce
440
00:20:32,300 --> 00:20:36,310
that's gonna catapult us
into a brand nationwide.
441
00:20:36,310 --> 00:20:38,510
-[Curtis] You got that right.
-[Floyd] Mm-hmm.
442
00:20:38,510 --> 00:20:41,950
We doing barbecue sauce
for fish.
443
00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:44,050
-Genius. Touchdown.
-Hello!
444
00:20:44,050 --> 00:20:46,050
-It's for fish, Ella!
-Come on, for fish!
445
00:20:46,050 --> 00:20:47,420
Can you believe it?
446
00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:49,420
And guess what?
It go best on barracuda!
447
00:20:49,420 --> 00:20:52,460
-[Floyd] Come on.
-That is so dumb.
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