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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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All right, Carl, uh, looks
like your car will be ready
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in about an hour and a half, but, uh...
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Whoa, whoa, there must
be a mistake, do we...
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not have your loyalty number in here?
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Loyalty? I didn't know about that.
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What?
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Yeah, it... it's the Fusebox
Signature Service
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Loyalty Rewards program.
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It not only offers you
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priority access to our superchargers,
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but you'll earn Fuse bucks,
which spends just like cash.
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Well, that sounds good, I guess, but...
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But wait, there's more.
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For a small monthly fee,
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you'll also get exclusive access
to our Signature Rewards lounge,
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featuring pastries and lattes
from Julian's Coffee and Things,
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which you could enjoy
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from the comfort of one
of our massage chairs.
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Is it too late to sign up?
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Well, technically, yes.
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But I guess we can make
an exception for you, Carl.
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All you have to do is
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just, uh, push "Accept" and sign there.
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Welcome to the family, Carl!
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Go, go! Get in there.
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Uh, Dad?
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Are you sure we can afford all this?
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Son, we can't afford
not to have all this.
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We want the Fusebox to
be a high-end experience.
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A destination, an exclusive vibe
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that will take our brand
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to the next level.
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Dad, you have got to stop listening
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to Mark Cuban's podcast.
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We sign customers up,
we put them on auto pay
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they forget about it,
next thing you know,
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cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching.
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Boom! We got a basketball team.
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- Cha-ching?
- Yep.
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Hey, Calvin?
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- Yeah?
- We... we got to talk.
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Everybody keeps tipping
me in these Fuse bucks.
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Oh, yeah, well, they
spend just like cash.
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Well, tell that to the people
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down at Jimbo's Chicken and Waffles.
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They called the police on me.
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And for what?
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- Evening, Calvin.
- Dave.
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I bet you're wondering why
I'm in such a good mood.
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Nope.
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Well, I am so happy
because I got in my car today
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and the screen read "Error Code P-46."
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I don't know what that means.
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It means that I finally
get to bring my car
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into the Fusebox.
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Dave, do you get this excited
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when the dentist tells
you it's time for a cleaning?
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Of course I do, don't you?
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Uh, no.
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- Hey, y'all.
- Hey!
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Hey, son, how you doing?
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Well, I got offered a head coaching job.
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- Whoa!
- Well, all right!
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You're finally gettin' your shot.
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Yeah, except it's in Cleveland.
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Oh, well, Cleveland's kind of far,
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and it's... it's a small market, but...
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hey, you got to start somewhere.
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Yeah, but it's Cleveland, Tennessee.
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- No!
- Ooh.
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- Tennessee has a Cleveland?
- Yeah.
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Not Cleveland, Tennessee.
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My field hockey team
went there for a tournament.
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It's famous because every Halloween,
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a goblin appears.
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Tall Betsy.
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Not this again.
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We all saw her, Dave!
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I swear to God, it was Halloween night,
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we snuck out and got drunk,
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and a weird, tall, scary
lady came right at us.
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You know, I think the
key phrase here was,
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"Got drunk."
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Oh!
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Good morning or afternoon.
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I'm selling this delicious
gourmet popcorn
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to support the Walcott
Academy scholarship fund.
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The company was founded
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by a Black female veteran.
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Oh. Okay.
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That's nice, I could give a...
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$35 for three bags of popcorn?!
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Come on.
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Tina, it's for Grover.
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Fine.
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Uh, thank you, Ms. Tina.
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Go on, now.
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Are you crying?
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It's just starting to hit me.
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Grover is an eighth-grader.
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This is the last year
he'll be in my school.
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And this will be his
last popcorn sale ever.
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Gemma, you have been getting
emotional about everything.
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His last first day of middle school,
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his last Thanksgiving pageant,
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his last time sitting on the bench
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for the whole soccer game.
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- It's an emotional time.
- Oh.
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And whichever homeroom sells the most
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gets to have a pizza party.
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And Grover's never won the pizza party.
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- Hmm.
- But it's not gonna be easy.
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You know Katie Friedman?
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- The seventh-grader?
- Mm-hmm.
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Ooh! Girl, that child is talented.
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Honey, she sang "Defying Gravity"
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and I was in tears, I mean...
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Yes, Tina, she wins everything!
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She's a generational talent.
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Ugh.
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And the principal in me is thrilled
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that she's in our school.
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But the mom in me wants my baby to win
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and crush that seventh-grade diva.
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Okay. All right.
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Say no more, Gemma.
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Kay-Kay going down.
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Oh, yeah.
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Ooh, right the... right there.
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Hey, now.
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Now a little lower. Oh.
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David.
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You've been in that chair for 45 minutes
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and people are waiting.
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Yes, I know, but...
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I just discovered that it heats, too.
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And as a "SLERP" member...
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A what?
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SLERP.
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Signature Service Loyalty...
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...Rewards Program.
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Yeah, I get it. As a SLERP member,
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I get unlimited massage minutes.
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Okay, but, Dave, we're packed.
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And your car isn't even gonna be ready
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until end of the day today.
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End of the day? Marty, I have a job.
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And my boss is a real stickler
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about punctuali...
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Oh! Oh, my gosh.
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It gets you right there.
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Well, Dave, your boss is in luck,
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thanks to our latest membership perk.
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Yeah.
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You can take our
brand-new EV courtesy car
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out for its maiden voyage.
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It's a Subaru Solterra.
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- With all-wheel drive?
- Yeah.
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- So, I could drive it to the top of a mesa?
- No.
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You could drive it all the
way to your office and back.
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Hold on, hold on.
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Dave is getting the courtesy car?
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Yeah, Dad, he is a SLERP member.
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SLERP?
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Yeah. Signature Service Loyalty...
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...Rewards Program.
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Ah! That's catchy. I
like that right there.
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Yeah. You know who else loves acronyms?
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Mark Cuban.
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There's my little salesman!
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How much product did you move?
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Two bags.
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Two bags?
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That's all you got for me?
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What the heck were you doing out there?
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Gemma!
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- Calm down.
- Ugh, you're right.
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I'm sorry, honey. Let
me see your sales sheet.
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Did you sell yourself the
one you're eating now?
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It's hard out there on the streets!
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Oh!
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Good afternoon, Mama.
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Johnsons.
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Hey, Malcolm, you're in good mood.
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That is because something
amazing has happened.
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The head baseball coach at USC
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got hit in the head by a line drive.
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Is he gonna be okay?
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Hell no, he's concussed as all get-out.
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Yeah, he can't even
remember his phone number.
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And that's... good?
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No, Ma, that's quite sad.
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Oh!
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But here is the good part.
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He's decided to retire,
and the athletic director's
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already called me in for a meeting.
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What?
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Oh, man, look at God!
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I mean... Oh, wait a minute.
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- Not for the concussed man, you know.
- Yeah.
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- We'll pray for him, but...
- Yeah.
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- Congratulations, son!
- Oh.
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Thank you, Mama.
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You know, it's not mine yet,
but I am the obvious choice.
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- Uh-huh.
- I just have to do everything I can
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to seal the deal.
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Ooh! You should call Chili Mangold
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and ask him for a recommendation.
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Oh, I don't think so, Ma.
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Why not? It would really carry weight.
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I guess we do go way back.
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And, you know, if he asked
me, I would do it for him.
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Why would he ask you?
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He's already head
coach at San Diego State.
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I know he is, Mama.
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Here's an idea.
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Why don't you send Chili
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some delicious artisanal
popcorn? Grover!
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Good morning or afternoon.
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It's afternoon. Go on.
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Good afternoon, may I...
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Thank you, uh, Grover, but I'm good.
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I... I just bought some from
a little girl down on Marengo.
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Cute smile? Big voice?
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Yes. She started singing,
the pipes on that little girl...
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I know, right?
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She a'ight.
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Good afternoon, Mr. Kelter.
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Call you Ted?
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Uh, hey, if you insist...
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Ted.
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What's that? My
record speaks for itself?
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I can't argue with you there, Ted.
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You got me.
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Yeah, I'll have a seat. Thank you.
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Ted, you know, your
hair looks fantastic.
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I do try.
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What are you laughing at, Marty?
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I don't know, what you laughing at?
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Man, I'm practicing for
my interview tomorrow
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and so far, I am killing it.
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Oh. Good... good for you, Malcolm.
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Thank you.
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Oh. Oh, that's Chili.
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Hey, Chili Mangold.
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What's going on, man?
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Please hold for Chili Mangold.
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Okay.
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Break yourself, fool!
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Chili, that does not
work over the phone.
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Ah, you know you jumped!
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So, perrito,
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your message said there's an opening
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at the top spot at USC, huh?
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Uh, yes, there is.
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And, you know, things seem
to be lining up in my favor,
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but any help I can get...
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Say no more. Come on, you're the man!
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Yo, Chili's Assistant!
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Write Malcolm a bomb-ass recommendation.
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Use big words.
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Make Chili smart, eh?
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Are you that Calvin guy?
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- No.
- Yes, you are.
265
00:10:57,175 --> 00:11:00,092
You're on my Fuse bucks.
266
00:11:00,093 --> 00:11:01,748
Oh, you said "Calvin"?
267
00:11:01,749 --> 00:11:04,619
I thought you said Jaquavious.
268
00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:06,041
I'm double-parked outside.
269
00:11:06,042 --> 00:11:07,918
I can't even get in for
my service appointment.
270
00:11:07,919 --> 00:11:13,106
- Your guy says nobody's leaving.
- Which is crazy, right? Okay.
271
00:11:13,107 --> 00:11:16,631
Calvin, I'm a barista on the edge, man.
272
00:11:16,632 --> 00:11:18,459
Okay. What's going on?
273
00:11:18,460 --> 00:11:20,931
I'm swamped, man. And
you see that guy over there?
274
00:11:20,932 --> 00:11:22,474
He just ordered a macchiato.
275
00:11:22,475 --> 00:11:24,073
Told me to "make it snappy."
276
00:11:24,074 --> 00:11:25,771
- Yeah, I'll make it snappy, all right?
- Okay.
277
00:11:25,772 --> 00:11:27,555
Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
278
00:11:27,556 --> 00:11:30,427
Wow, it is popping in here.
279
00:11:30,428 --> 00:11:32,526
Yeah, yeah, we're,
uh, doing pretty good.
280
00:11:32,527 --> 00:11:34,475
Yeah, we doing pretty good. Absolutely.
281
00:11:34,476 --> 00:11:37,130
That lady over there
just asked for a pup cup.
282
00:11:37,131 --> 00:11:38,175
What is that?
283
00:11:38,176 --> 00:11:41,350
Apparently, it's a cup of
whipped cream for your dog.
284
00:11:41,351 --> 00:11:44,441
I don't serve dogs!
285
00:11:44,442 --> 00:11:45,456
And you know what?
286
00:11:45,457 --> 00:11:49,359
Hey, lady, get that
cockapoo off of my countertop!
287
00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,535
- Wow.
- Uh, Calvin?
288
00:11:51,536 --> 00:11:54,392
You know what would give
this place a classy touch?
289
00:11:54,393 --> 00:11:55,799
Artisanal popcorn.
290
00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:58,146
Yes, how many cases
can we put you down for?
291
00:11:58,147 --> 00:12:00,022
Cases? Don't you mean bags?
292
00:12:00,023 --> 00:12:02,306
Calvin, this is for a really good cause.
293
00:12:02,307 --> 00:12:05,111
A pizza party for Grover.
294
00:12:05,112 --> 00:12:06,986
Well, can't I just buy him a pizza?
295
00:12:06,987 --> 00:12:12,130
I'll put you down for five.
296
00:12:12,253 --> 00:12:14,907
Oh, Malcolm! How did the interview go?
297
00:12:14,908 --> 00:12:17,404
Mama, Pop, I knocked it out of the park,
298
00:12:17,405 --> 00:12:18,693
if you'll pardon the pun.
299
00:12:18,694 --> 00:12:22,131
However, Ted? Ted loved the pun.
300
00:12:22,132 --> 00:12:23,567
So, you got the job?
301
00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:24,745
Well, it's not mine yet,
302
00:12:24,746 --> 00:12:26,872
but I blew him away with
my vision for the future.
303
00:12:26,873 --> 00:12:30,357
And that recommendation letter
from Chili Mangold did not hurt.
304
00:12:30,358 --> 00:12:34,970
- See? I told you so.
- Yeah, you did.
305
00:12:34,971 --> 00:12:36,319
Ooh.
306
00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:38,104
Uh, Dad?
307
00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:40,719
The large gentleman
with no neck out there
308
00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:43,887
wants to know where his vehicle is.
309
00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:45,633
Damn!
310
00:12:45,634 --> 00:12:48,181
- That's one person?
- Yes.
311
00:12:48,182 --> 00:12:49,898
And we can't even finish
the service on his car
312
00:12:49,899 --> 00:12:51,595
because all our bays are full.
313
00:12:51,596 --> 00:12:52,690
See, this is the problem
314
00:12:52,691 --> 00:12:54,598
when you make this
place a destination, Dad.
315
00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:56,513
Nobody leaves!
316
00:12:56,514 --> 00:12:57,569
You know what?
317
00:12:57,570 --> 00:12:59,299
I'm just gonna leave it
double-parked out there.
318
00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:01,780
You service it. I need a courtesy car.
319
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,390
Okay. Certainly, sir. I got you.
320
00:13:03,391 --> 00:13:05,411
Uh, certainly not. Dave
hasn't brought it back yet.
321
00:13:05,412 --> 00:13:07,437
Ooh. Uh, that's gonna be a no can do.
322
00:13:07,438 --> 00:13:10,310
All right.
323
00:13:10,311 --> 00:13:12,791
- Damn it, Dav.
- It's not Dave's fault.
324
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,923
You put in the brochure we have a fleet.
325
00:13:14,924 --> 00:13:18,361
Yeah. It... it was supposed
to read, "Up to a fleet."
326
00:13:18,362 --> 00:13:20,755
Uh, Pop.
327
00:13:20,756 --> 00:13:23,105
"Up to a fleet" is not a thing.
328
00:13:23,106 --> 00:13:25,903
Get out the chair.
329
00:13:28,372 --> 00:13:30,286
Hey, uh, Dad?
330
00:13:30,287 --> 00:13:33,594
What do you want to do about
chocolate Hulk over there?
331
00:13:33,595 --> 00:13:36,484
Is he still back there?
332
00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:48,130
All right.
333
00:13:48,131 --> 00:13:49,681
Pretty sweet ride, huh?
334
00:13:49,682 --> 00:13:51,148
Don't tell your mom,
but I've been getting
335
00:13:51,149 --> 00:13:55,224
a lot of interested
looks from the ladies.
336
00:13:55,225 --> 00:13:57,879
Actually, do tell your mom.
337
00:13:57,880 --> 00:14:02,212
Don't drag me into your thing, okay?
338
00:14:03,538 --> 00:14:06,148
All right. Here we go.
339
00:14:06,149 --> 00:14:07,347
Dave!
340
00:14:07,348 --> 00:14:10,059
Oh, come on!
341
00:14:10,545 --> 00:14:13,634
I need my courtesy car back.
You've had it for two days.
342
00:14:13,635 --> 00:14:16,028
And your car was
ready at lunch yesterday.
343
00:14:16,029 --> 00:14:17,681
Calvin, I thought you had a fleet.
344
00:14:17,682 --> 00:14:20,684
Yeah, and you got the whole damn fleet.
345
00:14:20,685 --> 00:14:23,644
Calvin, one car does
not make up a fleet.
346
00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:25,733
I know what a fleet is.
Give me the key, Dave.
347
00:14:25,734 --> 00:14:27,117
Think I don't know what a fleet is.
348
00:14:27,118 --> 00:14:29,749
- You don't know what a fleet is.
- I know how many fleets...
349
00:14:30,608 --> 00:14:32,522
Oh, Malcolm.
350
00:14:32,523 --> 00:14:34,541
Thank you for coming
back in on such short notice.
351
00:14:34,542 --> 00:14:36,593
It's my pleasure, Ted.
352
00:14:36,594 --> 00:14:39,866
I'm sure you're wondering
what this is all about.
353
00:14:39,867 --> 00:14:41,335
Oh, I've got a pretty good idea.
354
00:14:41,336 --> 00:14:45,597
- Break yourself, fool!
- Oh, my God, Ted!
355
00:14:46,425 --> 00:14:48,430
Chili, uh...
356
00:14:48,431 --> 00:14:51,100
What is Chili Mangold doing here?
357
00:14:51,101 --> 00:14:55,110
Well, I'm happy to announce
he is our new head coach.
358
00:14:58,245 --> 00:15:00,681
No.
359
00:15:00,682 --> 00:15:02,778
Chili called to make
sure that I'd gotten
360
00:15:02,779 --> 00:15:04,639
his letter of recommendation for you.
361
00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:07,775
Uh, by the way, uh,
impressive vocabulary.
362
00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:09,076
Chili's got words.
363
00:15:09,077 --> 00:15:11,779
Yeah. I love this guy.
364
00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:13,567
Anyways, we got to talking,
365
00:15:13,568 --> 00:15:15,652
and it turns out he was
at the end of his contract.
366
00:15:15,653 --> 00:15:17,306
Oh, he was, was he?
367
00:15:17,307 --> 00:15:19,308
It also turns out I'm
the one who told him
368
00:15:19,309 --> 00:15:21,006
the job was open.
369
00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:23,985
Well, thank you for that.
370
00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:25,967
Oh, but hey, hey.
371
00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:27,845
Uh, he insisted that you stay on
372
00:15:27,846 --> 00:15:30,125
in your current position
as batting coach.
373
00:15:30,126 --> 00:15:32,843
- What?
- The dream team is reunited.
374
00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:34,560
- Come on, papi, wiggle with Chili!
- No.
375
00:15:34,561 --> 00:15:35,769
- Yes. Yes.
- No.
376
00:15:35,770 --> 00:15:39,046
No, I will not wiggle
with you. Stop wiggling!
377
00:15:39,047 --> 00:15:40,691
Wh... What the hell happened, Ted?
378
00:15:40,692 --> 00:15:42,359
I know did great in that interview.
379
00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:44,029
You did. You killed it.
380
00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:45,571
You should be very proud of yourself.
381
00:15:45,572 --> 00:15:49,908
Oh, good. And... and that pride
pays exactly how much, Ted?
382
00:15:49,909 --> 00:15:53,560
Well, you can't really, um, put
a price on something like that.
383
00:15:55,476 --> 00:15:58,041
You know what? I can. Zero!
384
00:15:58,042 --> 00:15:59,711
Okay. All right.
385
00:15:59,712 --> 00:16:01,742
I can tell you're a
little upset, and I get it.
386
00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:02,830
- Oh, do you?
- Yeah.
387
00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:03,832
- Do you, Ted?
- Yeah.
388
00:16:03,833 --> 00:16:06,007
Because I know these players.
389
00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:07,661
I know how to get the best out of them.
390
00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:09,106
I love this program.
391
00:16:09,107 --> 00:16:12,187
Chili only loves Chili.
392
00:16:12,188 --> 00:16:15,538
Chili's not really loving
his new batting coach.
393
00:16:15,539 --> 00:16:17,279
Malcolm,
394
00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:19,412
maybe you should calm
down before you say something
395
00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:20,815
that you might regret.
396
00:16:20,816 --> 00:16:22,232
Oh, that's a good call, Ted.
397
00:16:22,233 --> 00:16:24,175
- Yeah. Yeah.
- You know why? Because...
398
00:16:24,176 --> 00:16:25,986
I might regret if I said,
399
00:16:25,987 --> 00:16:28,682
um, you're a terrible athletic director.
400
00:16:28,683 --> 00:16:31,424
Or that the players don't respect you.
401
00:16:31,425 --> 00:16:34,273
Or that that bath mat on your head is
402
00:16:34,274 --> 00:16:36,423
not fooling anybody.
403
00:16:39,662 --> 00:16:41,037
What do you know?
404
00:16:41,038 --> 00:16:42,957
I don't regret saying any of that.
405
00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:46,961
This hair came from Turkey!
406
00:16:46,962 --> 00:16:49,843
Chili, thank you so much
for the generous offer
407
00:16:49,844 --> 00:16:52,358
of the job that I already have.
408
00:16:52,359 --> 00:16:53,837
But you know what?
409
00:16:53,838 --> 00:16:55,349
I will not waste another moment
410
00:16:55,350 --> 00:16:57,798
of my time or my talent here.
411
00:16:57,799 --> 00:16:59,191
Man, you know what?
412
00:16:59,192 --> 00:17:01,454
I quit!
413
00:17:01,455 --> 00:17:04,974
Break yourself, fool!
414
00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:16,095
I'm gonna need that
to get out of garage.
415
00:17:19,516 --> 00:17:21,213
Hey, honey.
416
00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:22,431
What's wrong?
417
00:17:22,432 --> 00:17:24,564
It's my stupid car.
418
00:17:24,565 --> 00:17:25,671
It's not fixed?
419
00:17:25,672 --> 00:17:27,550
No, it is fixed.
420
00:17:27,551 --> 00:17:28,684
I just miss the Solterra.
421
00:17:28,685 --> 00:17:32,876
And Calvin kicked me
out of the SLERP club.
422
00:17:32,877 --> 00:17:38,752
This is what rock bottom looks like.
423
00:17:38,753 --> 00:17:40,232
Oh, honey, I'm sorry.
424
00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:41,728
But if you want to hear some good news,
425
00:17:41,729 --> 00:17:44,932
Grover's class is so close
to winning the pizza party.
426
00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:46,586
Oh, God...
427
00:17:46,587 --> 00:17:48,370
What?
428
00:17:48,371 --> 00:17:50,546
Um...
429
00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:52,722
Mom, I...
430
00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:55,247
I really don't want to win the contest.
431
00:17:55,248 --> 00:17:57,162
What? Well, why not, buddy?
432
00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:59,871
I mean, you know, the
party is like a little kid thing.
433
00:17:59,872 --> 00:18:01,775
The pizza is, frankly, ass...
434
00:18:01,776 --> 00:18:04,299
Language!
435
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:05,777
Sorry.
436
00:18:05,778 --> 00:18:08,255
But, you know, you have to
stay after school for the party,
437
00:18:08,256 --> 00:18:12,829
and everyone in the class
will know it's my fault if we win.
438
00:18:12,830 --> 00:18:14,469
You know what? I get it.
439
00:18:14,470 --> 00:18:16,520
Believe it or not,
440
00:18:16,521 --> 00:18:21,815
I was not as cool as I am
now when I was your age.
441
00:18:22,623 --> 00:18:26,053
Why wouldn't he believe that?
442
00:18:26,409 --> 00:18:28,816
Anyway, can you just
let Katie Friedman win?
443
00:18:28,818 --> 00:18:29,942
It's embarrassing enough
444
00:18:29,944 --> 00:18:32,626
being the principal's kid without this.
445
00:18:32,807 --> 00:18:35,645
Oh.
446
00:18:35,647 --> 00:18:37,074
Well, well, well.
447
00:18:37,076 --> 00:18:39,160
Who's the embarrassing parent now?
448
00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:41,597
It's still you.
449
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,951
Okay, so we're agreed.
We're not accepting any new...
450
00:18:47,952 --> 00:18:50,432
Slerpys, and only drip coffee is free.
451
00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:53,007
Oh. Well, it's a good
thing that I put in
452
00:18:53,009 --> 00:18:56,219
"terms and conditions
subject to change at any time."
453
00:18:56,221 --> 00:18:58,962
Wait, it says that?
454
00:18:58,963 --> 00:19:04,963
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It, uh...
455
00:19:06,884 --> 00:19:09,592
It does now.
456
00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:12,610
Great news, everybody!
457
00:19:12,612 --> 00:19:15,283
- Oh, congratulations!
- Hey! Well, all right.
458
00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:17,111
Here he is, our new head coach!
459
00:19:17,112 --> 00:19:20,897
Nope! Chili Mangold
swooped in and took it from me.
460
00:19:20,898 --> 00:19:23,371
That dirty, backstabbing rat.
461
00:19:23,373 --> 00:19:25,337
You know, I knew we couldn't trust him!
462
00:19:25,338 --> 00:19:28,818
Why the hell would you call him?
463
00:19:28,819 --> 00:19:30,733
So, what's the great news?
464
00:19:30,734 --> 00:19:34,563
The great news is, I quit my job.
465
00:19:34,564 --> 00:19:36,696
Say what now?
466
00:19:36,697 --> 00:19:38,344
I quit.
467
00:19:38,346 --> 00:19:41,180
Look, I was insane to devote
my life to an organization
468
00:19:41,182 --> 00:19:43,058
that values a showboat like him
469
00:19:43,060 --> 00:19:46,575
over a person with
talent and passion like me.
470
00:19:46,576 --> 00:19:49,317
So, is it too late to call
the Cleveland place?
471
00:19:49,318 --> 00:19:51,928
You know, the, uh, Big Betty people?
472
00:19:51,929 --> 00:19:55,497
That's Tall Betsy, Pop.
473
00:19:55,498 --> 00:19:56,529
And, uh, no.
474
00:19:56,531 --> 00:19:58,848
I will not be getting a
good recommendation.
475
00:19:58,849 --> 00:20:00,282
But that's okay.
476
00:20:00,284 --> 00:20:02,591
Look, baseball was leading me nowhere.
477
00:20:02,592 --> 00:20:04,158
I just couldn't see it.
478
00:20:04,159 --> 00:20:06,769
Until now. And now...
479
00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:09,320
I see everything.
480
00:20:09,322 --> 00:20:11,366
Uh, how do you see paying rent?
481
00:20:11,368 --> 00:20:13,472
Calvin!
482
00:20:13,473 --> 00:20:14,964
Leave him alone.
483
00:20:14,966 --> 00:20:16,465
- Here, just drink some wine.
- Look, look.
484
00:20:16,467 --> 00:20:17,731
I'm... I'm telling you all,
485
00:20:17,733 --> 00:20:20,043
that... that baseball hitting
our coach in the head,
486
00:20:20,044 --> 00:20:22,698
that was the best thing
that ever happened.
487
00:20:22,699 --> 00:20:27,399
Again, not to him. That was quite sad.
488
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:30,240
But to me.
489
00:20:30,242 --> 00:20:32,621
Okay, so... what are you gonna do?
490
00:20:39,194 --> 00:20:43,706
Anything.
491
00:20:52,512 --> 00:20:57,835
Did the ball hit him in the head, too?
492
00:20:58,405 --> 00:21:03,405
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