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I don't get why I'm not living
in my own house.
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We need therapy.
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Therapy doesn't sound
like a good time to me.
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I'm gonna keep on seeing her,
even if I have to do it alone.
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You're gonna be real popular this summer.
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I have no idea
who I'm gonna be this summer.
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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♪ It's so hard ♪
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♪ to turn your life over ♪
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♪ step out
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♪ of your comfort zone ♪
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♪ is this
some kind of a joke? ♪
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♪ will someone
wake me up soon? ♪
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♪ and tell me this was just
a game we play ♪
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♪ called life ♪
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Oh!
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Crap.
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Well, hello.
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I'm not talking to you.
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I need my socks
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and my razor.
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If I'm gonna be forced
to live with my sister
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instead of in my own house
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because my wife suddenly
wants to be alone,
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then the least I can have
is my socks.
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Angela says you're holding me
emotionally hostage.
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Who's Angela?
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My shrink.
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Used to be our shrink,
remember?
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Oh, why would you?
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You were only there
for five minutes.
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Well, tell Angela
she's kind of a bitch.
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That makes two of you.
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Hey.
I bought that.
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For me, for my birthday...
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When you gave a shit about us.
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Call me when you
give a shit again.
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Thomas?
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Come on, Tom.
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Come on, here we go.
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Here we go.
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Good boy.
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Good boy.
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Good boy.
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Go on.
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You should watch your dog.
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He was on my porch.
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You should watch your husband.
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Evel knievel there
almost took out my mailbox.
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What's going on over there?
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He losing his marbles?
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Like I said, watch your dog.
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Adam!
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Adam.
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Hey, Adam, Adam.
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I have a surprise for you.
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Is, uh, dad moving back in?
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No. No, he's not,
not... not right now.
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Yeah, well, then
I'm going to Brent's.
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Adam...
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I know
you hate my guts right now.
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I get it.
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But since you're stuck with me,
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we might as well
make the best of it. Look.
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Look-it!
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Look!
Do you remember this?
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Do you remember how we rode it
for soft serve
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every day that one summer?
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Yeah, I was, like, ten.
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Why don't we take it out
for another spin, hmm?
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Take it out on the road,
really open her up, chillax?
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What do you say?
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No way.
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I can't ride it myself.
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Well, then you shouldn't have
kicked dad out of the house,
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'cause you're high if you think
I'm riding that with you.
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I'd rather die.
Don't say that.
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Yeah, well,
you shouldn't say "chillax."
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It's gay.
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Don't use "gay" like that.
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Oh, oh.
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Hey.
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You shouldn't sit out
in the sun like that.
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All right, while I give kudos
for the green transport,
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you shouldn't ride that alone.
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It's kind of pathetic.
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How about you take
a bike ride with me
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for soft serve?
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- Huh. Me and
my middle-aged sister
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riding a tandem bike
for all the world to see.
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I don't know what could be
more embarrassing.
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Oh!
I do know.
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Could we sport matching
tyrolean hats while we do it?
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You wear baggies
for shoes, Sean.
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You are so not allowed
to say I'm embarrassing.
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Oh, bike with your offspring.
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I can't.
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He hates me.
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And this is surprising to you?
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I am perfectly likeable.
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Come on, Cathy, wake up
and smell your $10 latte.
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A barrel of laughs you are not.
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You're a closed system,
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shut down!
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That's why you were
so constipated as a kid.
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You're an asshole.
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I'm surprised you know
what one looks like,
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since you didn't take a shit
through most of high school.
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For your information,
people like me,
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and I have plenty of friends.
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Oh, yeah?
Is that why you're, uh, trying
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to get me to go "doublies"
with you?
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Oh! You are disinvited
for soft serve!
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Well...
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Aww!
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Enjoy your swirly chemicals!
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Mmm!
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Whoo!
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That was good!
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That was great.
Thank you.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm interrupting.
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No, no, please.
I'm Sheila.
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Cathy.
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Welcome, Cathy.
How you doing?
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We're glad you're joining us.
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Why don't you tell us
a little about you?
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Well, I'm Cathy, uh, Jamison.
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I'm 42.
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I...I have a husband
and a child,
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neither of whom
are speaking to me.
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So there you go.
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Cathy, do you have cancer?
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Wow, really buried
the lead there.
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Yes. Yes, I do...
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uh, melanoma, stage four.
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Well, since you came alone,
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why don't you partner
with Leon there?
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Just pull up a chair.
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Sorry.
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Leukemia, stage two.
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Well, good for you
for coming, Cathy.
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As we say, cancer is a gift.
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It allows you to speak up
in your life and say,
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"hey, life,
this is what I want."
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But before you speak up,
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you have to find your voice,
right, Mitchell?
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Right.
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So let's do
a mirroring exercise.
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I want you to listen
to your partner
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and tell them what you think
they're feeling.
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Okay.
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I'll go.
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This morning I was thinking
how great it was
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when Carl brought me
my cappuccino in bed,
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how lucky I am to have him,
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and how kind he has been to me
since I got sick.
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And it's just really
opened us up as a couple.
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You're... you're supposed
to mirror me.
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Oh.
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Shit, sorry.
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Um...
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Uh, well, o-okay.
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You... you seem happy?
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Yes, I am!
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I'm... I'm happy.
Cancer's made me happy.
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That's ironic.
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Okay, now you go.
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- I-I don't really
know what to say.
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You seem anxious.
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The truth is I...
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I haven't told anyone
that I'm sick,
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I mean, besides
this roomful of strangers.
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So I think that's why I'm here,
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just to try and...
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Just to try it out.
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I don't think anyone I know
could handle it.
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You s...
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you seem really sad.
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Actually, Leon, you seem sad.
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Yes. Thank you
for validating that.
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I am sad for you.
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You shouldn't go
through this alone.
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Everyone needs a friend.
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Just buck up, Leon.
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I'm fine, really.
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No, I'm happy,
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just like you.
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Uh, u know, I'm gonna...
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I'm gonna go.
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What...
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Adam!
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Scrambled eggs!
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This is for you, friend.
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Nutrition is very important
to your fight.
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How did you people find me?
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Well, it wasn't easy,
I'll tell you that.
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There are, like,
three Cathy Jamisons
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in the phone book.
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I have plenty of food,
but thank you very much.
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You don't have a choice
in the matter.
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We are gonna care about you,
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even if you don't care
about yourself.
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We're team Cathy.
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I don't need a team.
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I have plenty of people,
my own people.
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Sorry.
You're stuck with us.
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Have a positive
and light-filled day.
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350 for an hour...
Ohh!
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I made breakfast.
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Um, not hungry.
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Sean!
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Sean...
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I want you to come
for dinner tomorrow.
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I have a big casserole
that is most likely organic
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and not tasty.
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You're lousy
with the invites these days.
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What gives?
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Last time I was
at your house was Christmas,
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and even then, Paulie made me
sit at the fucking kiddie table.
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Paul won't be there.
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Things are gonna change, Sean.
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You're my people,
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and I want my people
to eat bad casserole with me.
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Hey, sexy.
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Hi! Ha!
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Sexy?
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Ooh hoo hoo hoo.
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Come here.
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Mmm!
Mmm!
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Hi!
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I'm Cathy.
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- I'm Daphne.
- Daphne's my lady.
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Really?
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You don't bathe,
and yet you have a lady?
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Oh, it allows me to, uh,
stew in my own maleness.
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It's like catnip to women.
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Am I interrupting something?
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- Oh, Jesus, no.
- Oh, God, no.
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I'm Sean's sister.
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Sean never said
he had a sister.
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What, you...
you lied about me?
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I'm your people.
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I brought you lunch...
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day-old sushi,
they were gonna toss it.
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Daphne works at whole foods.
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She also reads auras.
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Sean's coming to my house
for dinner tomorrow night.
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You should come too, Daphne.
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I would love to get to know
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any girl who would date
my homeless brother.
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Awesome.
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I don't eat anything with eyes.
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Awesome.
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Oh, Jesus.
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Come on, Thomas.
Come on.
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Are you taking the vase now?
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No.
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These are for you.
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I don't know which end
is up, Cathy.
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You won't tell me how you feel,
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and Angela tells me
how I should feel.
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But all I feel is like
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a flip-floppin' mess
of a man.
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I miss you next to me.
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I haven't slept all night
because of my apnea.
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And you know I stop breathing
267
00:13:12,143 --> 00:13:13,677
10 or 12 times a night,
268
00:13:13,678 --> 00:13:15,612
and if someone's not there
to flip me over,
269
00:13:15,613 --> 00:13:16,713
I could die.
270
00:13:16,714 --> 00:13:18,548
And my sister's useless.
271
00:13:18,549 --> 00:13:21,418
She goes out line dancing
and drinking
272
00:13:21,419 --> 00:13:23,286
every night
with other divorcees,
273
00:13:23,287 --> 00:13:25,555
and I really need you!
274
00:13:25,556 --> 00:13:27,657
So you don't die in your sleep.
275
00:13:27,658 --> 00:13:29,826
We get each other.
276
00:13:29,827 --> 00:13:32,762
We know all the ins and outs.
We have each other's backs.
277
00:13:32,763 --> 00:13:35,966
You roll me over,
I bring in the groceries.
278
00:13:35,967 --> 00:13:37,867
You left those on the porch,
279
00:13:37,868 --> 00:13:40,403
which, by the way,
could be a sign
280
00:13:40,404 --> 00:13:41,738
of early Alzheimer's.
281
00:13:41,739 --> 00:13:43,740
See?
We do need each other.
282
00:13:43,741 --> 00:13:46,443
And you're welcome.
283
00:13:50,548 --> 00:13:52,182
I can't talk
about this right now.
284
00:13:52,183 --> 00:13:55,719
I-I need to return
Marlene's dog.
285
00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:57,687
I'm gonna win you back, Cathy.
286
00:13:57,688 --> 00:14:00,223
I wish you wouldn't right now.
287
00:14:02,893 --> 00:14:05,462
Marlene?
288
00:14:07,965 --> 00:14:09,366
Do you ever knock?
289
00:14:09,367 --> 00:14:11,034
No.
Neither does your dog.
290
00:14:11,035 --> 00:14:13,069
He was in my bed this morning.
291
00:14:13,070 --> 00:14:14,871
He's clearly lonely.
292
00:14:14,872 --> 00:14:16,573
- He was in your bed?
- Yes.
293
00:14:16,574 --> 00:14:17,807
He was licking me all over.
294
00:14:17,808 --> 00:14:19,542
So how about
you pay him some attention
295
00:14:19,543 --> 00:14:21,144
and get a good fence?
296
00:14:21,145 --> 00:14:23,079
Sorry if it put you out.
297
00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:25,148
Thank you.
298
00:14:25,149 --> 00:14:27,250
And you may want to wash
wherever he licked.
299
00:14:27,251 --> 00:14:29,319
Thomas likes
to eat his own poop.
300
00:14:32,456 --> 00:14:33,523
I can't. I can't.
301
00:14:33,524 --> 00:14:34,924
You're almost there.
302
00:14:34,925 --> 00:14:37,127
All right, all right,
my cooch is getting sore.
303
00:14:37,128 --> 00:14:39,129
Just don't think about that.
304
00:14:39,130 --> 00:14:42,699
Think about
how great you're gonna feel
305
00:14:42,700 --> 00:14:44,734
when you go down a dress size.
306
00:14:44,735 --> 00:14:47,804
Who the fuck wears dresses?
307
00:14:51,809 --> 00:14:55,178
I want you to come
to my place for dinner tonight.
308
00:14:55,179 --> 00:14:57,180
Why?
309
00:14:57,181 --> 00:15:00,450
Because I like you, Andrea.
310
00:15:00,451 --> 00:15:02,385
Let me check my book.
311
00:15:02,386 --> 00:15:04,087
Mm, no, thank you.
312
00:15:04,088 --> 00:15:06,322
You don't have to be
mean about it.
313
00:15:06,323 --> 00:15:10,427
This better not be like
one of those blindside fantasies
314
00:15:10,428 --> 00:15:13,029
where the uptight white bitch
tries to save a black kid.
315
00:15:13,030 --> 00:15:14,798
I'm not trying
to save you, Andrea.
316
00:15:14,799 --> 00:15:18,001
I just don't want you to
drop dead before you graduate.
317
00:15:18,002 --> 00:15:19,803
Way to dream small,
Mrs. Jamison.
318
00:15:22,473 --> 00:15:24,507
Holy middle Americana.
319
00:15:24,508 --> 00:15:25,675
No, thank you.
320
00:15:25,676 --> 00:15:28,078
What are those, tiny hot dogs?
321
00:15:28,079 --> 00:15:30,613
You white folks eat
some crazy-ass food.
322
00:15:30,614 --> 00:15:32,148
It's pigs in a blanket.
323
00:15:32,149 --> 00:15:33,416
You can have one...
324
00:15:33,417 --> 00:15:35,351
Just don't have three.
325
00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:37,987
You know how they make
the, uh, "pig" part, Andrea?
326
00:15:37,988 --> 00:15:40,623
They take
all the leftover pieces
327
00:15:40,624 --> 00:15:43,493
of fat and mucus from
their bloody slaughterhouses
328
00:15:43,494 --> 00:15:46,796
and add some pig shit
and sometimes some cow skin...
329
00:15:46,797 --> 00:15:48,098
- Ground-up bone,
330
00:15:48,099 --> 00:15:49,199
and then they wrap
the whole thing
331
00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,668
in a parasite-laden
intestine.
332
00:15:51,669 --> 00:15:54,671
Oh, my God, I love it when we
finish each other's sentences.
333
00:15:54,672 --> 00:15:56,940
Too bad it's a sentence
nobody wants to hear.
334
00:16:04,715 --> 00:16:07,016
This is weird.
335
00:16:07,017 --> 00:16:08,384
Can I go home now?
336
00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:09,352
Yeah, can I?
337
00:16:10,855 --> 00:16:12,188
Where's Adam?
338
00:16:12,189 --> 00:16:14,858
He refuses
to come out of his room.
339
00:16:14,859 --> 00:16:16,459
And you know what?
I've given up.
340
00:16:16,460 --> 00:16:19,529
He can do whatever he wants.
341
00:16:21,999 --> 00:16:24,634
Mom, leave me alone!
342
00:16:30,174 --> 00:16:32,776
Your mother
made a goddamn meal for you,
343
00:16:32,777 --> 00:16:34,911
and it might be shitty
and made with intestines,
344
00:16:34,912 --> 00:16:36,279
but she did it,
345
00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:37,714
and now she's catching
all the shit for it,
346
00:16:37,715 --> 00:16:39,182
so you get
your skinny ass downstairs,
347
00:16:39,183 --> 00:16:42,285
because everybody else is old
and freaking me the fuck out!
348
00:16:42,286 --> 00:16:45,155
Now!
349
00:16:45,156 --> 00:16:46,489
Mmm.
350
00:16:46,490 --> 00:16:47,991
You have to concentrate
really hard.
351
00:16:47,992 --> 00:16:52,162
And you almost, like, stop
looking at someone to see it.
352
00:16:52,163 --> 00:16:54,397
Sounds like bullshit to me.
353
00:16:54,398 --> 00:16:55,665
Careful, Andrea.
354
00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:57,033
With that attitude,
355
00:16:57,034 --> 00:16:58,668
your aura might be
all gray and yucky.
356
00:16:58,669 --> 00:17:00,770
Actually, yours is pink,
357
00:17:00,771 --> 00:17:03,439
kind of sparkly.
358
00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:05,108
- No shit.
- Mm-hmm.
359
00:17:05,109 --> 00:17:06,676
I've got a girlie aura.
360
00:17:06,677 --> 00:17:08,244
Yeah, well,
keep your girlie aura
361
00:17:08,245 --> 00:17:09,579
out of my potatoes, please.
362
00:17:09,580 --> 00:17:11,181
You're funny.
Gross.
363
00:17:11,182 --> 00:17:13,249
Sick people sometimes look gray
364
00:17:13,250 --> 00:17:15,185
or cloudy white.
365
00:17:15,186 --> 00:17:16,920
Anybody want
any more, uh, casserole?
366
00:17:16,921 --> 00:17:18,621
- Pass.
- Oh, no.
367
00:17:18,622 --> 00:17:20,557
- No, put... put that back.
- Still working on this.
368
00:17:22,193 --> 00:17:23,626
- Sean!
- What?
369
00:17:23,627 --> 00:17:24,627
What? Jesus!
370
00:17:24,628 --> 00:17:26,162
You did the chair thing.
371
00:17:26,163 --> 00:17:28,198
I hate it
when you do the chair thing.
372
00:17:28,199 --> 00:17:30,867
I don't even know what
you're talking about! Jeez!
373
00:17:31,902 --> 00:17:33,102
Sean!
374
00:17:33,103 --> 00:17:34,604
It's just too easy.
375
00:17:34,605 --> 00:17:36,873
Stop it!
Stop fighting!
376
00:17:36,874 --> 00:17:38,641
Fighting really upsets me.
377
00:17:38,642 --> 00:17:39,876
Then it's a good thing
378
00:17:39,877 --> 00:17:42,111
you didn't grow up
with Sean as a brother.
379
00:17:42,112 --> 00:17:44,614
And you wonder why I left you
off my family tree.
380
00:17:44,615 --> 00:17:46,349
You, I would keep.
381
00:17:46,350 --> 00:17:48,451
Mm! Cool!
382
00:17:48,452 --> 00:17:50,520
Baby, I'm sorry.
383
00:17:50,521 --> 00:17:53,289
Come here.
You are so damn cute.
384
00:17:53,290 --> 00:17:55,191
Give me a kiss.
385
00:17:55,192 --> 00:17:57,727
All right,
that is grosser than this.
386
00:17:57,728 --> 00:17:58,795
Please have some.
387
00:17:58,796 --> 00:18:00,163
No, I won't have some.
388
00:18:00,164 --> 00:18:01,664
- Doesn't that look delicious?
- You can have some.
389
00:18:01,665 --> 00:18:03,733
It's purple. Who doesn't
want to eat purple?
390
00:18:03,734 --> 00:18:04,968
You don't.
391
00:18:30,094 --> 00:18:32,862
I had
a really nice time, Cathy.
392
00:18:38,402 --> 00:18:40,036
I'd like you to have this.
393
00:18:40,037 --> 00:18:43,506
It's for healing...
394
00:18:43,507 --> 00:18:46,376
For you and Sean
and your broken relationship.
395
00:18:46,377 --> 00:18:48,044
Good night, John boy.
396
00:18:49,713 --> 00:18:51,814
Come on, we got a big walk
ahead of us.
397
00:18:51,815 --> 00:18:53,917
It's just too nice
of an evening to drive.
398
00:18:53,918 --> 00:18:55,885
Hey, why don't you
take the bike?
399
00:18:55,886 --> 00:18:58,922
It... it works better
with two people.
400
00:18:58,923 --> 00:19:00,256
Really?
401
00:19:00,257 --> 00:19:01,457
What, did you fuck
with the brakes?
402
00:19:01,458 --> 00:19:03,726
Just take the bike, Sean.
403
00:19:22,046 --> 00:19:23,346
You have a dog?
404
00:19:25,382 --> 00:19:28,117
No.
I have a stalker.
405
00:19:28,118 --> 00:19:31,054
Hey, I'll pay you ten bucks
406
00:19:31,055 --> 00:19:33,089
if you walk him
around the block.
407
00:19:33,090 --> 00:19:34,958
Take Adam with you too,
408
00:19:34,959 --> 00:19:36,659
but I'm not paying
extra for that.
409
00:19:36,660 --> 00:19:39,228
Maybe she's
going through the change.
410
00:19:39,229 --> 00:19:41,030
When that happened
to my grandma,
411
00:19:41,031 --> 00:19:43,099
she started acting
real strange...
412
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:44,801
crying in church all the time.
413
00:19:44,802 --> 00:19:46,469
I just want my life
to be normal.
414
00:19:46,470 --> 00:19:48,104
Yeah, and I want to meet Usher.
415
00:19:48,105 --> 00:19:51,674
You think that's gonna happen?
416
00:19:51,675 --> 00:19:53,242
- Hey!
417
00:19:53,243 --> 00:19:55,979
What the hell are you doing?
418
00:19:55,980 --> 00:19:58,781
That colored girl
is trying to steal my Thomas!
419
00:19:58,782 --> 00:20:00,283
What did you call me, old lady?
420
00:20:00,284 --> 00:20:02,352
I'm not scared of you.
I got a rifle.
421
00:20:02,353 --> 00:20:03,686
To shoot colored people with?
422
00:20:03,687 --> 00:20:06,389
I'd shoot anybody
who won't get off my lawn,
423
00:20:06,390 --> 00:20:09,225
so back the hell up.
424
00:20:09,226 --> 00:20:11,294
Pop off, bitch.
425
00:20:11,295 --> 00:20:13,062
Ohh!
426
00:20:16,133 --> 00:20:17,200
Holy shit!
427
00:20:19,336 --> 00:20:21,637
Hey!
428
00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:22,605
Hey!
Aah!
429
00:20:22,606 --> 00:20:24,240
Andrea, stop it!
430
00:20:24,241 --> 00:20:25,775
Marlene, are you okay?
431
00:20:25,776 --> 00:20:27,477
Do you know this colored girl?
432
00:20:27,478 --> 00:20:29,312
- Fuck you.
- Okay, all right, Andrea,
433
00:20:29,313 --> 00:20:31,047
back to the house.
434
00:20:31,048 --> 00:20:33,549
Adam, back to the house!
435
00:20:36,053 --> 00:20:39,255
I am so sorry, Marlene.
436
00:20:43,060 --> 00:20:45,028
I told you to watch your dog.
437
00:20:48,732 --> 00:20:51,000
Okay.
438
00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:52,068
Oh, Jesus.
439
00:20:52,069 --> 00:20:54,070
Is that her?
440
00:20:54,071 --> 00:20:55,071
Hey!
441
00:20:55,072 --> 00:20:57,907
Cathy! Hi.
442
00:20:57,908 --> 00:21:00,710
Did you get the groceries?
I did, thank you.
443
00:21:00,711 --> 00:21:02,445
Again, unnecessary.
444
00:21:02,446 --> 00:21:03,880
Team Cathy missed you at group.
445
00:21:03,881 --> 00:21:05,214
We did.
446
00:21:05,215 --> 00:21:06,949
You know, I...
447
00:21:06,950 --> 00:21:08,951
I'm not sure groups
are really for me.
448
00:21:08,952 --> 00:21:13,623
I think I'm more the suffering
in silence kind of gal.
449
00:21:13,624 --> 00:21:15,291
Are you smoking?
450
00:21:15,292 --> 00:21:16,959
Wow.
451
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:18,061
Cathy.
452
00:21:18,062 --> 00:21:20,296
Look...
453
00:21:20,297 --> 00:21:21,931
I'm dying, people.
454
00:21:21,932 --> 00:21:24,567
I mean, you got to let
me have my simple pleasures.
455
00:21:24,568 --> 00:21:26,669
You're not dying.
You're killing yourself.
456
00:21:26,670 --> 00:21:28,137
Potato, potahto.
457
00:21:28,138 --> 00:21:29,439
You can't just give in.
458
00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:31,107
Yeah, when life
give you lemons,
459
00:21:31,108 --> 00:21:33,443
squeeze out a smile.
460
00:21:33,444 --> 00:21:37,246
Are you kidding me here?
461
00:21:37,247 --> 00:21:39,282
I don't know you people.
462
00:21:39,283 --> 00:21:41,417
I didn't ask
for you to take me on
463
00:21:41,418 --> 00:21:42,752
as your pet project,
464
00:21:42,753 --> 00:21:44,720
and I sure as hell
don't need to be judged by you.
465
00:21:44,721 --> 00:21:46,622
And in case no one's told you,
466
00:21:46,623 --> 00:21:48,124
cancer's not a gift.
467
00:21:48,125 --> 00:21:50,860
Cancer is not a passport
to a better life.
468
00:21:50,861 --> 00:21:53,830
Cancer is the reason
I'm not gonna have my life!
469
00:21:53,831 --> 00:21:56,966
I'm not gonna watch
my son get married.
470
00:21:56,967 --> 00:21:58,935
I'm not gonna see
my grandchildren.
471
00:21:58,936 --> 00:22:02,472
So excuse me
for not squeezing out a smile.
472
00:22:02,473 --> 00:22:05,675
You know, we... we walk around
with this grayness inside of us,
473
00:22:05,676 --> 00:22:07,176
and you want to pretend
474
00:22:07,177 --> 00:22:10,746
that we're bright and shiny
and full of possibilities?
475
00:22:10,747 --> 00:22:14,016
Well, count me out,
because cancer sucks!
476
00:22:14,017 --> 00:22:17,820
Put that on your goddamn
inspirational poster!
477
00:22:17,821 --> 00:22:20,223
Anger is not good
for you, Cathy.
478
00:22:20,224 --> 00:22:23,092
Actually, Sheila,
479
00:22:23,093 --> 00:22:25,561
anger is excellent for me.
480
00:22:25,562 --> 00:22:27,930
Sharing with people is vital.
481
00:22:27,931 --> 00:22:31,601
We get sick alone.
We heal together.
482
00:22:31,602 --> 00:22:32,869
No.
483
00:22:32,870 --> 00:22:34,670
We get sick alone.
484
00:22:34,671 --> 00:22:38,441
We live alone,
and we die alone.
485
00:22:40,511 --> 00:22:42,245
But don't you want
someone in your corner
486
00:22:42,246 --> 00:22:43,779
when that happens?
487
00:23:22,219 --> 00:23:24,587
Look familiar?
488
00:23:24,588 --> 00:23:26,789
Yes. This used to be
my living room.
489
00:23:26,790 --> 00:23:28,824
Spring break, Fort Lauderdale,
490
00:23:28,825 --> 00:23:30,693
your senior year.
491
00:23:30,694 --> 00:23:32,228
Oh, my gosh.
492
00:23:32,229 --> 00:23:34,864
Imagine the overwhelming scent
of Coppertone...
493
00:23:34,865 --> 00:23:37,700
you with a sunburn
across your adorable cheeks,
494
00:23:37,701 --> 00:23:40,603
and me with some semblance
of a two-pack.
495
00:23:40,604 --> 00:23:43,573
Catherine Elizabeth Tolkie...
496
00:23:43,574 --> 00:23:45,441
ouch...
497
00:23:45,442 --> 00:23:48,945
the moment I saw you
at the student union
498
00:23:48,946 --> 00:23:50,913
putting up posters
for the spring fling,
499
00:23:50,914 --> 00:23:52,481
I knew I loved you.
500
00:23:52,482 --> 00:23:56,452
I loved the way you put up
your posters really neatly
501
00:23:56,453 --> 00:23:57,853
with your staple gun,
502
00:23:57,854 --> 00:23:59,355
and I loved the way you laughed
503
00:23:59,356 --> 00:24:01,390
when you realized
they were upside down.
504
00:24:01,391 --> 00:24:02,792
Keep in mind I'm 25 here.
505
00:24:02,793 --> 00:24:04,293
I've got newer,
hipper material,
506
00:24:04,294 --> 00:24:06,062
but I'm trying to stay
historically accurate.
507
00:24:06,063 --> 00:24:10,633
I loved that underneath
that shell of a curmudgeon
508
00:24:10,634 --> 00:24:14,971
lay the heart of a girl
who loved to dance and fling,
509
00:24:14,972 --> 00:24:17,306
both of which
you did quite well
510
00:24:17,307 --> 00:24:19,942
three times in one night,
511
00:24:19,943 --> 00:24:21,344
if memory serves.
512
00:24:23,747 --> 00:24:25,514
You're the Yin to my Yang,
513
00:24:25,515 --> 00:24:27,083
the ping to my pong,
514
00:24:27,084 --> 00:24:29,619
the normal to my crazy.
515
00:24:29,620 --> 00:24:31,887
Let's be us forever,
ad infinitum.
516
00:24:31,888 --> 00:24:36,525
I want us to grow to be old,
incontinent idiots together.
517
00:24:36,526 --> 00:24:39,996
Marry me, Cathy.
518
00:24:39,997 --> 00:24:41,931
Paul, I...
519
00:24:41,932 --> 00:24:43,165
You said yes, by the way.
520
00:24:43,166 --> 00:24:45,334
- I know I did.
- So say yes again now.
521
00:24:45,335 --> 00:24:48,204
I'm not
that normal girl anymore.
522
00:24:48,205 --> 00:24:49,872
- It's okay.
I lost my two-pack.
523
00:24:49,873 --> 00:24:52,675
But you're still
kind of that guy...
524
00:24:52,676 --> 00:24:56,479
the guy who dumps sand
into my living room
525
00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:59,448
and doesn't wonder, you know,
who's gonna clean up the mess.
526
00:24:59,449 --> 00:25:03,419
Fine.
I'll clean up the sand.
527
00:25:03,420 --> 00:25:06,322
Jesus, Cathy,
way to ruin the moment.
528
00:25:06,323 --> 00:25:08,357
You know,
you used to love the guy
529
00:25:08,358 --> 00:25:10,026
who did silly shit like this.
530
00:25:10,027 --> 00:25:12,395
You married the guy who did
silly shit like this!
531
00:25:12,396 --> 00:25:15,031
I know. I just...
532
00:25:15,032 --> 00:25:17,566
Things have changed for me.
533
00:25:20,404 --> 00:25:21,937
I've changed,
534
00:25:21,938 --> 00:25:24,940
and I don't know if you can,
535
00:25:24,941 --> 00:25:28,010
and I don't know if I have
a right to ask you to.
536
00:25:28,011 --> 00:25:30,179
I'm sorry if my personality's
537
00:25:30,180 --> 00:25:31,714
become such a burden to you.
538
00:25:31,715 --> 00:25:33,182
Oh, Paul, that's not...
539
00:25:33,183 --> 00:25:36,185
you know, it's ironic, because
the girl that I married...
540
00:25:36,186 --> 00:25:39,655
that kind, sweet, funny,
smart girl,
541
00:25:39,656 --> 00:25:41,123
the girl who loved me...
542
00:25:41,124 --> 00:25:43,492
I kind of wish
she'd stuck around.
543
00:26:05,215 --> 00:26:06,382
Oh, my God!
544
00:26:06,383 --> 00:26:08,517
Oh, my God, Thomas.
545
00:26:08,518 --> 00:26:10,753
Oh, Thomas.
Marlene!
546
00:26:10,754 --> 00:26:12,788
It's okay.
547
00:26:12,789 --> 00:26:13,923
It's okay.
548
00:26:13,924 --> 00:26:15,391
It's all right.
549
00:26:15,392 --> 00:26:16,859
Marlene!
550
00:26:18,762 --> 00:26:21,030
Marlene.
What the hell happened?
551
00:26:21,031 --> 00:26:22,665
I am so, so sorry.
552
00:26:22,666 --> 00:26:24,400
I didn't see him.
553
00:26:24,401 --> 00:26:25,701
He's been showing up.
554
00:26:25,702 --> 00:26:27,269
He's been following me
around. I...
555
00:26:27,270 --> 00:26:29,605
what kind of cancer is it?
556
00:26:29,606 --> 00:26:31,474
What?
557
00:26:31,475 --> 00:26:33,142
Oh, no, he doesn't have cancer.
558
00:26:33,143 --> 00:26:35,745
He has a broken leg,
which I'm paying for, I promise.
559
00:26:35,746 --> 00:26:37,213
No.
560
00:26:37,214 --> 00:26:38,881
What kind of cancer
do you have?
561
00:26:40,951 --> 00:26:42,551
Dogs can smell it, you know.
562
00:26:42,552 --> 00:26:45,588
That's why
he won't leave you alone.
563
00:26:45,589 --> 00:26:48,591
He followed my husband around
the last year he was alive...
564
00:26:48,592 --> 00:26:50,459
colon cancer.
565
00:26:50,460 --> 00:26:55,097
That dog had his head halfway
up Eddie's ass for months.
566
00:26:59,836 --> 00:27:01,537
I'm sorry to hear that.
567
00:27:01,538 --> 00:27:03,372
Cancer is a motherfucker.
568
00:27:03,373 --> 00:27:06,342
Some people say it's a gift.
569
00:27:06,343 --> 00:27:07,443
Tell that to my husband
570
00:27:07,444 --> 00:27:10,646
when he was crapping
through a tube.
571
00:27:10,647 --> 00:27:13,382
You got a nice house.
572
00:27:13,383 --> 00:27:15,718
Thanks.
573
00:27:15,719 --> 00:27:18,554
You know you can't hate
black people, right?
574
00:27:18,555 --> 00:27:19,989
Oh, I don't.
575
00:27:19,990 --> 00:27:22,625
I just need to get angry
sometimes.
576
00:27:22,626 --> 00:27:26,262
I know what you mean.
577
00:27:28,131 --> 00:27:29,965
Thanks for listening, Marlene.
578
00:27:29,966 --> 00:27:32,301
It doesn't make us
friends or anything.
579
00:27:32,302 --> 00:27:35,771
Yeah, I know.
580
00:27:39,109 --> 00:27:42,411
♪ Show me sunshine ♪
581
00:27:42,412 --> 00:27:45,448
♪ show me good times ♪
582
00:27:45,449 --> 00:27:48,617
♪ show me happy days ♪
583
00:27:48,618 --> 00:27:53,622
♪ show me better ways ♪
584
00:27:53,623 --> 00:28:03,623
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